#Weird dude ig

[kairithemang0]

I told my friend to stop texting me bcs I needed to screen record and they said “you really ARE in your editing era”

This was gonna be posted last night when I finished it but nOOOOOO the internet is garbage where I’m staying so I’m just hoping it works this time

I dunno I’ve had Dial Drunk in my head for a while, my sister has been listing to it on repeat. I was pretty neutral to it, but it’s pretty alright. Idk if I’d say the whole song is a Curt song, this line I think is though

I’ll probably end up elaborating on this in a future post but whenever I add songs to my shipping playlists I’m always worried I just like song and it just gets attached to whatever ship I’m into at the time

[callipossibly]

They made a fucking Fixer who is also a fuckin' livestreamer. That is so funny oh my god

[gum-iie]

[sotc]

honestly it's kind of wild to see how reddit vs tumblr treats talking about character companions. you get so much in-depth character analysis and discussion on here and then you go on reddit and it's like "i killed that bitch." or "if i wasn't a player wanting to see all the content i would kill her." (these kinds of hostile comments are almost always about characters who are women btw) and it's like. so bizarre!!! can you guys enjoy a roleplaying video game and the stories and characters it gives you without going on some weird power trip fantasy?

[fairyhaos]

omg guys just woke up from a nap where i had a dream i was a 35yo man trying to update his linkedin profile but he'd forgotten how to type

[kavehpilled]

being a trans guy that doesnt pass is so weird like wdym i cant wear something feminine when i want and i wont be perceived as a guy still

[iceeericeee]

Okay, ‘Off With His Shirt’ was such a good song. It just feels… not right… that they didn’t have Richard also take his top off along with Galavant.

[narwhalandchill]

its been like. nearly a year (How.) already but i cannot lie theres Still a part in the back of my brain occupied with and being thoroughly entertained by the way that childes confirmed 4.0 complete self-awareness over waking up the narwhal at 14 recontextualizes some key liyue things leading to some very funny self indulgent scenarios in my head

like yes chili is old news its basic please excuse me for predictable popular ship crimes (do NOT however associate me w the crimes of fanon against their actual range. theyre peak to Me) but i just keep replaying the imagery of zhongli and childe back on their homoerotic Professional Working Relationship bullshit where their flirting passed the jkjk unless treshold of even remotely plausible deniability like 8 exorbitantly priced business dinners ago and theyre just like. doing that whole song and dance now neither committing to a move except zhonglis presently feeling moderately conflicted (but nonetheless fairly unfazed at) by the prospects of actually developing some sort of a thing for the harbinger hes supposed to puppet master into executing the major story climax of his 67-step retirement plan bc he turned out to be quite the strangely charming ginger specimen (to His weird fucking 6000 year old tastes at least. they deserve each other) with some fascinating life ambitions he cant help but be enraptured by.

but because hes still 100% Locked In on his entire plan zhonglis also just . simultaneously dual wielding his coy-ass "i like you and am taking it slow to Savor this developing relationship (Also bc of the Geo Archon Shaped Elephant In The Room) except am old as shit so my languid sense of time inadvertedly Automatically turns my behavior into an equivalent of the dark souls boss of playing hard2get" act (cue "waddup im ajax 24 and im in fucking agony with this hot funeral consultant". Yes they live like this) AND also meticulously theorycrafting like 12 moves in advance for his 6d chess play of leaving the most subtly crafted trail of breadcrumbs behind for the tsaritsas 11th to follow into the intended & completely "Coincidental" idea of unleashing the one particular sealed sea deity that zhongli Specifically wants momentarily released for his sweet 6k retirement party and graduation test for the nation hes helicopter parented for 3.7k years .

like. this is zhongli we r talking about the guy Absolutely has it planned out down to a fucking art like he has an entire branching path dialogue tree planned and memorized like its a visual novel for every possible way he can conveniently namedrop osial in a non-suspect way and also that he just happens to be sealed right over there across the harbor (what a coincidence!) and also to slip in the intel about the latent power of the sigil of permission etc etc. like zhonglis just out there doing all this massive galaxy brain computational work simultaneously while infodumping on an academic level about whichever subject childes latest random comment of amicable small talk happened to remind him of because in his helicopter parent in remission mind its Absolutely Critical that the idea about releasing osial occurs Completely organically in childes mind it Has to he Cannot risk revealing anything . (hes in remission not in recovery guys.) so like here we are. he requested notes from the tsaritsa Personally on the character of her 11th just to ensure every move was painstakingly crafted to draw him Specifically to the intended conclusion without risking revealing his true identity .

except. the thing . neither he. nor the tsaritsa . would have been informed of . is that this simply isnt childes first fucking rodeo waking up an eldritch city sized sea creature . and he is very well aware of this fact . he woke that beautiful wonderful beloved huge fucking narwhal up by himself had his brain chemistry Immediately and Irrevocably rewired as a direct consequence do you fucking think hes somehow stopped thinking about that singular moment for even a second since then???

yeah . thought so.

so what actually ends up happening in reality is theyll be on another definitely-serious-business-not-just-a-date and zhonglis going to get down to like dialogue selection part 10 of the 86 step conversation tree at Most where hes only beginning to like Vaguely allude to the key pieces of information involved but it turns out Because Hes That Guy (TM) And Has Been There Done That Before childes basic pattern recognition and sense of irony simply proceed to kick in Way ahead of time and hes Immediately perking up like Hey wouldnt it be really fucking funny if i wake up an eldritch sea beast Again . like just in case. as a last ditch effort .

and zhonglis just sitting there seeing the gears turn in his head as they enjoy their cringe fucking picnic (bc they just stare at each other intently like that nowadays its a thing. being in a room with them by this point is essentially a human rights violation) and is just completely fucking flabbergasted and lost on how in the hell childes speedran his way to that conclusion at what amounts to barely a 13% completion rate in his whole overkill fucking plan (just 1 of 3 contingencies btw) and its like yes he has his intended outcome but also precisely 0 idea on how the fuck said outcome was reached the way it was this fast . like hes still winning its His plan thats well underway and ahead of schedule but How

(pov: ur selling the concept of waking up destructive sea creatures to the guy who woke up a celestial body eating cosmic whale at 14)

anyway its truly beautiful i absolutely detest these two and have prime liyue AQ hijinks nostalgia now thank you for the lore drop that allowed this to become canon in my head hoyo

[crmsndragonwngss]

Idk I might be a prude or old fashioned, but I just think it’s wildly inappropriate to ask two girls you just met in line outside a concert venue, one of whom is with her father, if they would rather have a guy with a tiny penis but was funny and treated them right, or a guy with a monster cock who treated them like shit. Girl next to me answered immediately like oh yeah, guy who treats me right, and I didn’t answer. And this dude goes “see, you’re cool, most girls would say the other guy. Like she didn’t even answer.” And I just rolled my eyes and continued to not answer, because number one, that’s literally none of your business, and number two, my dad is literally standing right there, I am not answering any questions that are in any way related to genitalia or sexuality even in the slightest

[fraternum-momentum]

I CANT I CANTTTTTTT I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE RJIKNHGKRSBKFUCKNHJHFBNJEA JFHBAEJHBFJHBHBHBHBHBBAZHJDBAJHDBAJKHBDJKNA????A//////!?!!!!!!!!??!!???!?!?!??!! I CANNOT I LITERALLY NOT THE CAN I CANTTTTTT RAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[stressedjester]

Game: this character is canonically mspec and can be romanced by the player no matter the gender. It is obvious this character would be mspec since other characters are not :)

Some fans: okay so obviously this means that they exist just for me to project on as ONLY gay or straight!!!

[vammieposts]

What the fuck why are there no zachary taylor portraits from before he was oresident for a year and died in need something from fort howard but all i can find is that one statue and a coin from 2009 neither of which look very accurate

Here is my progress i will be liveblogging my child labor experience. Though i dont mind the practice, i dont often try to draw accurate likenesses sooo yay :)

Ignore the eyes!!! im about to erase them this is just a vague sketch

[star-trek-smash-or-pass]

Tuvix

No propaganda submitted.

[genesisvirus]

"Hey, I'm going to protect you, alright?"

You never changed.

[bitchimasnake-sss]

hi!! i am still on writing hiatus but this is some sort of confession i think lol. i was re-reading a few of my older stuff and while reading it, i was like wow i wrote this just for fun. and the fics had like... character? some humor and stuff. and it's partially cause i didn't expect any notes/reblogs/likes at that time. i wrote things because i liked the characters and i liked the brain-rot lmao. i had no audience and i was just having fun.

as i've been writing more often (and for a significantly larger audience who are here with me <3), it's as if i have gotten so much more self conscious like "will people like it?" "why isn't this getting notes?" "is this too corny or too angsty or too whatever" and though, i love writing, it's just kinda making me fixate a lot on shit that i initially didn't care about. so, like this is a disclaimer that when i am back to writing there are (hopefully) a lot more crack!fics and other dumb shit and i hope you guys still like those lol

i just had forgotten that fandoms are places for people to be stupid freaks and write stupid shit regardless of who it pleases or not. so, yes please brace yourselves for more and more stupid shit (every once in a while im still gonna cosplay a "good" writer when inspiration strikes)

okay, yes that's all. we should all be stupid hyperfixated bugs sometimes, i think that's just what our primal form is. so, if you also write/draw/ whatever or plan to write/draw/whatever then just do it. literally every one here is a clown (affectionate) and we should fully delve deeply into the dumbassery <3

[homefryboy]

some ppl...confuse me