#Weird Orbits
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Deathworlders everywhere but in Space
This is sitting in my brain because I haven't seen anyone else do this, but take a second to think about this: There are other deathworlders in space, terrifying ones, huge monster orc things. They are massive and nightmarish and impossibly strong. So thats why humans stand out. Thats how we survive. Human's are terrifying because we aren't built for one biome, one climate or even one planet. We aren't necessarily the strongest or fastest or scariest looking, but we're built to survive fucking everything. What if other deathworlder's are almost always only made to survive in one climate? (similar to some of the most deadly predators on earth currently) All the other deathworlders are terrifying, yes, but the second they step off their planet they're weak. Massive aliens of hulking muscle but their planet's gravity is a lot lower than the standard, so they barely meet the average strength bar whenever they go outside their gravity zone. Aliens that have venomous spikes all over their body and look gnarly as shit but their venom has practically no effect on 99% of discovered intergalactic species. Deathworlders whose planet is the nether from minecraft IRl, but they can't survive in any other temperature for any amount of time because their body just can't handle the cold and regulate their temperate (or, vice versa for tundra species). Aquatic species that are kraken-like nightmares, giant sirens and deadly squid-like beings. But they can't leave their home at all, because theres a very specific chemical makeup of their water that isn't currently found within their life-span distance travel. Deathworlders that genuinely can barely survive off planet and are frail compared to even the most docile prey species whenever they have to travel. Their called deathworlders because going to their planet is certain death, but if they leave they'll be meeting death just as quickly. And then along come humans, and everyones like, oh, another deathworlder, nothing to worry abou- wait. These guys dont seem to loose any of their natural strength off planet... and their fast and strong... and- AND THEY CAN SURVIVE IN PRACTICALLY ANY CLIMATE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE??? HELLO? Oh and of course their predators. Of course most of their planet is completely uninhabitable for most of us. Mhm, yep. thats fair. Totally Basically, deathworlders are a thing, the more common 'terrifying alien monster' type, but their harmless because they can't survive like everyone else. They can't thrive like humans can. It scares the shit out of everyone for a wholeeeeee while, after all, no one ever expected a deathworlder that doesn't die.
#humans are space orcs#in your orbit#humans are terrifying#humans are deathworlders#humans are amazing#humans are space fae#humans are weird#humans are space australians#humans are space oddities#humans#weirdos#deathworld#earth is a deathworld#lol but not for us#writing#writing thoughts#possible future sbi oneshot?#maybe?#i have no clue if i worded any of this right
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"follow."
#horizon zero dawn#hzd#aloy#rost#i love tiny aloy's little-kid walk/run#i thought about starting on UH but then i remembered the shop prices and said nah#so i'm on VH (i've done fresh UH before and turned it down when buying things but that's a pain to remember lol)#...after hfw's photomode and recently doing a lot on pc with photomode mods in various games hzd's vanilla photomode sure is vexing#unstick that camera from its weird orbit please#free the camera! pls#horizon zero dawn remastered#hzdr#hzd npcs
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nom nom nom
#i love warframe making human food#them take care of operator / drifter#(and anyone else on the orbiter)#i wanted to add a pastry chef but frost is already a bartender and idk who else is more suitable for the job#also i don't have enough horizontal space for 3 warframes so#i must say frost would be a good bartender / pastry chef just because he can make infinite ice#like why do you even need to carve your ice when you can pull a perfect ice ball from the air lol#umbra is daddy he can be a good chef we already knew about this#by how transparent i made the corpus be you can tell i really don't want to show him taking his helmet off#btw idk why but i think i suddenly forgot how to draw for a little bit so the warframe part looks a bit weird and i can't really tell why#warframe#warframe frost#warframe excalibur umbra#warframe operator#warframe corpus#my art
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sorry for complaining about the banana thing so much it's just that as someone who otherwise enjoys going into the comments of contemporary art videos on youtube this is a daily struggle for me
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I don't know what this one is. But it seems like Javelin wouldn't blow anything up so that's good.
#my art#fan art#time to orbit: unknown#ttou#best fanart is making weird ephemera#Will add description in the morning#not dinosaurs
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btw a third mysterious orbital strike shot mightve been found yesterday on chiefs stream. i think. im pretty sure theres been two jabshots and one nuke shot found, making it 3 shots from an unknown source.
#lifesteal spoilers#im pretty sure anyways? unless the one chief found was the same jabshot someone else found#i cant remember who found the other jabshot fuck#i know for a FACT that someone found a mystery jabshot but i dont remember who#ik derap found the nuke shot#but yeah this is like. weird to me.#i genuinely dont think the nuke shot was bc of spoke and mapicc#i just dont think they had the time or the back of the hand knowledge to activate the nuke shot that minute disabled#like yes i know spoke is aware of how it works but even he said hes not an expert at it#i think the two misc jabshots couldve been them but#idk#maybe im just a conspiracy theorist who thinks THREE orbital strike cannon shots w an unconfirmed source is weird#i feel like smt up but i cant tell if its intuition or me hella overthinking LOL#im probably being silly tbh
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October 15 2023
i finally had the time to fight demifiend. WHY CAN HE DO ANY OF THAT. WHAT THE HELL
#smt#smt v#smtv#demifiend#nahobino#stale cheeze#fresh concrete#vinnigami doodles#GOT BIDEN BLASTED INTO ORBIT BY THIS WEIRD FREAK OF A MAN#GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE#reading about it does not do the fight justice oh my god#the noise i made when i went in blind just to get javelin rain’d and almost killed before i could even have a turn jfc#(I have only gotten to 50% health on hard. where I lost bc my seal gems failed)
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The three tiers of queer sff:
Broke: what is worldbuilding? Made in a lab to be as blandly inoffensive as possible. Time to randomly namedrope terms like 'nonbinary' and 'ace' while doing zero work actually incorporating them into the world or characters and have someone give a speech about how valid they are. Lines like 'I'm too ace for this' while never exploring the concept of asexuality or aromanticism and still having very central romance plotlines is common. I hate it here learn how to write realistic dialogue and fully realized characters I'm begging.
Woke: more ore less typical sci-fi and fantasy but It’s Queer Now. Might include in-universe queerphobia to be struggled against or may have queer identities be fully normalized. Can be done bad or well depending on the skill of the writer. A good way to explore our contemporary ideas of gender and sexuality or to have a bit of a power fantasy with lesbian princesses and trans knights. There will probably be a bisexual love triangle.
Bespoke: what is a gender. What is monogamy. What is polyamory. What is romance. What is platonic. Time to show you the most fucked up uncategorizable relationship you’ve ever seen. There may be weird ass metaphorical sex
#some examples of the third:#ann leckies imperial radch books#derin edalas time to orbit: unkown#the locked tomb if you squint#ada palmers terra ignota series (this one is SO WEIRD)#kameron hurleys the stars are legion (also so fucking weird)#lindsay ellis noumena books if you give them some time#octavia butlers xenogenesis trilogy#arguably the murderbot books#the expanse plays with it a bit but ultimately falls into the second category i think#the left hand of darkness by le guin#the second is the most common category by far and there’s a lot of good works in this style!#i'd argue critrole is one of them#the first one is my mortal enemy#al hess and john wiswell and emily hamilton i will fight you in a parking lot#WHY is this eldritch monstrosity in a historical fantasy world using the terms enby and alloromantic#just write a nonbinary character and discussions of romance and sex instead you COWARD#nella talks books
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sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » the astronomer philosopher, the earth and the moon
#sas rogue heroes#sasrh:canonau#augustin jordan#eoin mcgonigal#paddy mayne#although it is true paddy orbits eoin like the moon does the earth (moreso after the first jump)#and that everyone knows theyre basically attached at the hip (however you wish to interpret that)#it is *also* true the more the sas wins and advances the more david is requesting paddys presence for important matters#(and *yes* david's quite sure LT mcgonigal can handle waiting outside the tent on his own paddy hes a big boy alright now get in there)#HOWEVER#paddy starts noticing that ACTUALLY eoin is not waiting on his own so much cause theres another fucking lieutenant#who keeps orbiting around almost like moth to flame#and its weird but its no big deal at first - eoin is a social guy anyways so it makes sense even if this ones french ?#(plus paddy keeps his one on one time so no notes there)#BUT#suddenly they're sharing looks and smiles and sort of digs at each other and paddy knows damn well the way eoin is teasing#and apparently frenchie goes along with it adding his own brand of *something* and what the fuck#and then it seems like they have almost inside jokes and sometimes paddy gets out of his stupid briefing#and jordan is walking away all too pleased and eoin is all to calm smiling up at him like he didn't just maybe spent an hour#talking to a fucking french of all people. THIS ONE french of all people.#but then eoin is very good at distracting him and hoarding his attention away from other things#especially when he grabs his arm to drag him to the piano#(and in truth what nags at paddys brain is that he doesn't *hate* this necessarily ?? even if the knowledge picks at his brain)#(it... gets his attention it makes him think and wonder and he gets a little grumpy sure cause thats his eoin BUT#he doesn't hate it necessarily. and *that* should be a problem or something)#anyways back with my all have two hands agenda !!! look how cute they look together !!!
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object permanence so bad I have to reread old messages for my brain to go ‘oh yeahhhh I care them’
#its WEIRD I think it’s the reason why I have a hard time expressing why I’m not always aware of people in my life#its not because they dont matter enough to make a mark or that I see them as less than real even though im scared it feels that way#it feels like repeating smth so basic like water is wet or the moon orbits the earth because I stopped seeing it in the daytime#actually this already happens when I write a reminder and then forget because it blurs into the background and my brain#stops registering it as something important without conscious effort#oh shit this might also be why I suck at staying in touch with high school friends and coworkers#especially bc I only know my coworkers for as long as I work with them so when the season is over they’re not present in my routine anymore#isnt it scary when the thought of smth becoming physical in your life means it could eventually be misplaced or forgotten#yapping#diary
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yaoi-ass dialogue notwithstanding it's interesting how episode nagi flips the striker/midfielder dynamic (where the midfielder is specifically subordinate to the striker, and all non-striker roles have connotations of impotency and I do mean that in every sense of the word) that blue lock has established so far. reo passes to nagi yes which is generally treated as a failure of proper (masculine) egotism in the main story but he flat-out makes nagi call him boss and nagi's just down for that. episode nagi does nothing to challenge this reading. nagi is the active player here but he's still serving reo
#bolo liveblogs#I sound insane I know but I PROMISE that the weird gendered connotations of the different player positions are there in the original manga#mostly as a byproduct of how thoroughly blue lock entertwines success as a striker/a ''correct'' egotistical mindset#with its overwhelmingly male subtextually misogynistic premise and themes#so if the midfielders defenders goalies etc are failing as men by being inadequately active/aggressive how exactly are they failing?#why are they being portrayed that way?#...okay to be fair charles chevalier throws a wrench in this in that he's a midfielder who is explicitly the most important player#on his team. to the point that the strikers have to orbit *him* and not the other way around. but he's an outlier and the bm v. pxg match#isn't over yet so we'll see where he fits into this whole framework
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Books of 2024: THE RAVEN TOWER by Ann Leckie.
I'm still in the Hamlet frame of mind after THE DEATH I GAVE HIM, so we're keeping that going! This one came highly recommended by a Trusted Friend (beloved). Apparently it does some Weird and Neat Shit with POV, which is also exactly up my alley.
Featuring my Pass the Honey cardigan moonlighting as a background!
#books#book photography#books of 2024#the raven tower#ann leckie#i did also enjoy her imperial radch!!#i liked what she did with POV there too but there was some First Book Rockiness in the JUSTICE#i'm excited to see what she's done with her level up time!!#also i've opened the book once and i'm pleased with how much bigger/legible the words are lmaooo#like DEATH wasn't BAD but. the book was not ergonomic (weird hardback)#and the text wasn't TINY but it felt kinda small??#this one is Big and i appreciate that of Orbit lol#also really i'm delighted that the cardigan is the right color for background purposes#that's not a shade of brassy goldish that i own much of and my other options were White or try to find Wood Somewhere#i feel like i've taken a lot of wood pictures recently and i wanted something Different and behold!! there she was!! hanging on my closet l#anyway 10:42PM is a gr8 time to post book pics for traction right so......#yeet
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HI!!! I haven’t posted pmatga in a while!!!
I decided to remake a few ref sheets, like wizard pac ( orbit ), tabes ( now terry ) and Mable ( based off of @/30-fucking-boiled-potatoes ‘s valenpac berry! )
- Orbit now has awful legs and uses the staff as a cane
- Terry was moved from taffyko ( emikos candy store ) to enakos butchery :3
- Mable is still incredibly stupid and uses his wings to stim/relieve pent up energy
AND LASTLY
A teeny perspective text / screenshot redraw
Don’t look at me like that mr Aquintas
Weenie
#pmatga#pacman and the ghostly adventures#pac man and the ghostly adventures#my art#pmatga oc#pacster#why does the pov look so weird#orbits dating a clown. ( literally )
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ykw i just realized i haven't actually posted about the shit i liked about ghost game and i was thinking about like.
gammamon and gulusgammamon's relationship today???
the resolution of that whole thing really made me and my system happy, because one of us was literally in the middle of writing an essay about how no one ever does the "superpowered evil side" trope right, yeah?
ghost game is literally the only time i think they've ever done it alright from a system's perspective
mostly because while yeah, that whole conflict comes to a head at the climax of the series, it also doesn't end in some annoying shit where either gammamon Learns To Control His Evil Side (functionally destroying gulus) or Finds A Better Higher Power (technically he does as siriusmon but), he just goes DUDE YOU NEED TO CHILL and gulus grumpily obliges after getting the shit kicked out of him.
i'm pretty sure i've seen a few systems right more in-depth posts about this here on tumblr but like... yeah...
gammamon system my beloved
#sky talks#digimon#digimon ghost game#i was tempted to fold a shitpost into this but decided to separate it out into its own post because i do want to seriously like#bring this up#also yes if you're wondering i was thinking about this because of the gray matter fancomic#which is fleshing this out in a way that i am SOOO excited for#was literally laying in bed last night kicking my feet thinking about how excited i am to see how they handle kaus and wezen#girlies (gender neutral) will literally fantasize about positive plural representation instead of going to sleep#it's me i'm girlies (gender neutral)#i'm going to continue my gray matter fancomic propaganda for a while probably and i'm not sorry#it's a good fancomic#but yeah when we first finished GG we were fucking screaming about siriusmon vs regulusmon#BY THE WAY#THE STAR WE CALL SIRIUS?#IS ACTUALLY TWO STARS ORBITING ONE ANOTHER#SIRIUS A AND SIRIUS B#i'm absolutely feral about that note in the context of gammamon's system by the way#like from the first time we saw gulus our system was freakingg out and desperately praying that it wouldn't end in some stupid shit#(stupid shit defined here as Singlet Weirdness)#AND THEN BANDAI ACTUALLY KIND OF STUCK THE LANDING#LIKE YEAH WE GET THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO BUT GHOST GAME'S DEDICATION TO THE THEME OF “NOT EVERYTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS”#EVEN EXTENDED TO FUCKING SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S DRAGONSONA#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#you know that one image of the person on their hands and knees biting something and tearing it apart like a dog?#that's me with gamma and gulus#god
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that feeling when a book is relatable in such a weirdly hyperspecific way with respect to something that's so disturbingly prudent to my life and I thought no one understood will always be my favourite thing about reading
#liveblogging.pdf#one of my favourite things ive realized is im nowhere near as much a freak as i thought. for anything. at all#every weird ass thought ive had is in some book somewhere and i think that's beautiful#this goes with songs too. like niki wrote her nicole album about a certain person in my life i will take no criticism on this#and from the buzz singles im pretty sure she's writing the new album for another person peripherally in the same orbit#but yeaaaaaaaaah. reading a book is like diving into someone's soul#and these tiny parts stick with me forever#like what if it's us is objectively a fine book. not like the best book of all time or wtvr#but i cherished it for years because ben's voice was so real to things i thought i only thought and it felt good feeling seen#anyway the protagonist of the book im reading IS SO ME BUT MORE ALLO KJDFGDKJFHFKGH#DID NOT expect to relate to him this hard
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Ngl ever since I read the Imperial Radch books my desire to be a mech pilot has largely been supplanted by the need to be a ship AI
#obviously both in weird kink ways as well as normal ways#but I *need* many subaltern component bodies obeying the bright steely will of my colossal true form in orbit#I promise I can be trusted with a legion of ancillaries#mechposting?#imperial radch and machineries of empire have given me...ideas
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