#Weird Crossovers

[wyntereyez]

Hear me out:

Neil's fish character Fibonacci

And his robot boat character, Barry

In a crossover together.

No, I don't know how or why. My brain is just weird. Just roll with it.

[anthurak]

So recently reading an interesting/disturbing post/article on the Franklin Expedition and rewatching the Helluva Boss shorts have combined to produce this random little brain fart of an idea:

Who do you think wins a fight between the racist, xenophobic murder penguins from Mission: Antarctica, and the fucked-up monster polar bear from that one book/show about ‘What if the Franklin expedition had a fucked-up monster polar bear?’

Personally my money’s on the penguins. If for nothing else than by sheer weight of numbers.

Heck, while we’re at it let’s expand these matchups:

How well do the bunch of unhinged, murderous xenophobes fair against the unhinged, murderous xenophobes who happen to be penguins?

I.M.P. vs Fucked-Up Monster Polar Bear?

And finally; three imps vs. two ships worth of British dudes high off their asses on lead-poisoning.

Well for round one I’d say the Franklineers don’t even last long enough to start their Donner party. Like I imagine the penguins take one look at those Englishmen and are immediately infuriated that anyone else would DARE try to be more racist and xenophobic than them and massacre the lot on sight. Heck, maybe the penguins then try and get the ships free of the ice so they can sail out onto the open sea and make war on the English.

As for I.M.P. vs F.U.M.P.B., while it’s not an easy fight by any estimation I do think our imps come out on top. Maybe they need to call in Loona for some extra muscle/rip-and-tear. Like yeah, that bear is tough, but it also has to contend with armor-piercing sniper rounds from Moxxie, shotgun blasts from Blitzo, AND a Millie likely in full feral-murder-gremlin mode going all stab-happy on it with a knife.

Alternatively, maybe Loona in full-on berserker-mode 1v1’s the thing? This one is entirely due to my bias of wanting to see Loona do cool shit :D

Finally we have our imp trio vs. the two ships of loony, cannibal-happy british dudes, AKA; I.M.P. getting a bulk order with the promise a very nice payday.

The funny thing about this matchup is that I feel like each side has an entirely different perspective as to what’s going on.

For the Frankliners, this is (more of) a horror story as they are gradually being picked off one by one in brutal fashion by a mysterious, unseen killer who appears suddenly to brutally slaughter one or two of them, then just as quickly vanishes without a trace.

Meanwhile, while Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie might LIKE to go all inverse-doomslayer on the hapless would-be colonizers, there is the little problem of it being REALLY FUCKING COLD. So they instead decide to take it easy on this one, using their Asmodean crystal to just pop in and take out one or three guys before popping back to the comfort of Hell for a few hours/days, rinse and repeat.

And the best part is that when our heroes pop in to take out a couple guy only to find that they’ve already been whacked by a third guy who also seem to be trying to eat them for some weird reason, our imps realize these humans will just kill themselves for them! Now they just need to pop in every other day or so, whack one or two dudes, and the rest will do their job for them.

Admittedly, after a few days the remaining humans are looking pretty gross and possibly a bit undead, so Blitzo, Moxxie and even Millie start taking out their targets from a distance. Thankfully at this point they don’t really even need to be killing them directly. Like one of them just saw Moxxie perched on the mast, screamed about demons and angels, then immediately stabbed one of his mates to death and started eating him.

So by the last few days, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie are just popping in to go ‘OOGA-BOOGA’ a few times and letting the job take care of itself.

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Attack on Titan!AU my OC, Sharon Salvatore and Kol Mikaelson as humanity's strongest and smartest respectively an AU nobody should care about

My hyperfixations are merging, ignore me, please. I just finished rewatching AoT and had an inspiration for aesthetics.

Those two are kinda like Levi and Hange of their Universe except they have slightly different storylines and are dating each other for years (Sharon doesn't know that they do; Kol is aware but doesn't want to break it to her). There's no way they both survive in this AU <3

[cursedcommutethoughts]

Random Crossover Thoughts

There are ideas I play with and ideas I write. The following is an example of an idea I play with:

Jason Todd, Luo Binghe, and Mo Ran/Taxian Jun and how they would interact. Because they all have similarities... until they don't. (I am not into... I believe the term is batscest. And BIngmei would be creeped out by Taxian. Bingge would take notes). But I think it would be neat to watch Jason's reaction at the moment where he realizes their... different perspectives, and different types of revenges on their mentors.

And then I had to wonder at how he would feel about their interactions with his own mentor/father figure after that. 'Cause if I had a mentor/father figure, I would be distinctly uncomfortable leaving any of these guys alone with him. But how uncomfortable? Which would I be like, I wish they wouldn't, versus which I would immediately drop everything to intercede, if I were in Jason's boots.

I think it breaks down like this:

1.) Luo Binghe from SVSSS, also known as Bingmei. Most comfortable. Basically no threat of harming Bats or anyone really without good reason or purely because they have been a shitty mentor (at times). Would understand the perspective of loving someone with whom you have a complex relationship with underlying tones of guilt, betrayal, and pride. (Familial versus Romantic, but the base is there). Could actually be a sweet scene with either character, until the reveal. Might even be funny in how uncomfortable he would make Bats.

2.) Taxian Jun/Mo Ran would be unsettling, but not like an emergency, get to them immediately. I get the vibe he's a little like the Joker at times, but as long as he's got a reason to keep someone alive he will. I think if he and Jason were working together for whatever reason, he'd leave Bats alone except for being verbally abusive. I get the sense in terms of other abuses, Chu Wanning is the one most in danger at any given time. Same goes for other timeline versions of this character.

3.) Luo Binghe from PIDW also known as Bingge. Instantly get to them as fast as possible. Should probably not be left unsupervised with anyone, but especially not Bats. Bingge should never be left alone with someone who resembles a mentor/father figure, let alone one who has occasionally been shitty. Best case scenario he does the blood thing and bides his time to take revenge. Worst case he doesn't wait, and assumes he can talk his way out of consequences.

It remains an idea I will not write though, as I can think of no plot that could create a solid storyline. That, and I do not have a fully solid understanding of Jason Todd's voice/character that I feel comfortable writing him. But it remains a fun thought exercise to get me through my commute.

[polymathkate]

My kid is watching Mako Mermaids E12. Why does one of the characters sound like she's channeling Hannibal Lecter?

[superbeans89]

[paigeoforacle]

Alright, how did the Barbara and Witchblade thing happen?

Alright, I promised I would explain if I got this ask, so I am going to do so. Even if it's relatively brief due to my lack of knowledge of the Witchblqde series, I hope this is at least a good start.

So, for a little bit of context, the original Witchblade series was run by an imprint of Image Comics called Top Cow, and has a few connections to other Image properties like The Darkness. Said Witchblade is a powerful evil gauntlet that was created by The Darkness (if you ever played the PS3 games of the same name, Jackie Escarado and the Darkness are from that) that takes female hosts and turns them into lethal warriors known as Witchblades, who are also corrupted by the dark forces of the weapon to sew untold destruction (though this can be fought against by many of the more longterm hosts it seems).

It also comes with outfits that could only have been made in the 90s.

Anyway, for a crossover with the Justice League, we are shown that for this crossover, Sara Pezzini is a close friend of a leaguer, who takes her to the watchtower to get medical attention as soon as possible. That Leaguer? Barbara Gordon.

Gotta say, Babs looks good here, even if I am surprised at how auburn her hair is.

So, connection established, we get some moments where the League are discussing the nature of Sara being there, with Babs standing firm for her friend. But, here's the problem. The Witchblade can transfer hosts, usually to continue its bloodthirsty rampage. In the story, it possesses three women. No prizes for guessing who's first.

Arachnophobes, beware.

Yes, when Babs gets the Witchblade, the weapon decides to turn her into a giant fire breathing spider monster who... apparently magically bonded to the internet? Literally? The fact that this is one of three instances of Babs becoming superpowered and using it on computers is surprising. As a note, usually to remove a Witchblade from its host you have to kill them. Especially if they bond real nice. But in the story, for plot reasons, Babs does survive and is shown later on having fun with Sara. The Witchblade, however, would continue to be a problem.

Especially considering who the final host is.

Now, sadly this is where the story ends for now, as I need to find this story to get a full Synopsis, but this is more about how bonkers the whole Babs/Witchblade thing was. And some surprising silver linings.

See, while she gets turned into a magical fire breathing spider monster, this is temporary. The Witchblade doesn't fix Babs's paralysis, and from what I can tell, it's not treated as a Bad Thing(tm). Which is actually both surprising and good to see from a series like this. Keep in mind, the Witchblade titles were more mature and seemingly in line with one of Image's darling children, Spawn. So bear that in mind if you choose to track this crossover down, or want to read the Witchblade comics for yourself.

And for those wanting to know what to look for?

This is one of the covers for the run. I believe there are 8 issues total.

So that concludes a rather bonkers period of time in a wild DC/Image crossover. Hope you guys had fun! And thank you @salad-juice-enjoyer for the ask!

[justanoldbat]

Alicent is Blinky, Helaena is Webby, Daemon is Tinky, Aemond is Pokey, Otto is Wiggly and Aegon is Nibbly.

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Tonight I had a dream which I can't remember clearly. The only thing I remember is that there was Kol Mikaelson and there was Tom Holland's Peter Parker. I have no idea what was going on and how were these two interacting, but now I want a fanfic.

And yes, apparently, even my dreams have "crazy crossovers" genre.

[draptorronin]

Q u b e y.

This time actually drawn by me (with a bit of editing in photoshop)!

[akanemnon]

I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[superbeans89]

Band that covers screamo songs in the style of sea shanties named Black Veil Brine

[batpham-kills]

Something's... Off about the Fentons and their son's friends.

They seem to have been the last people to see Vladimir Masters, owner of DalvCo, and know of his whereabouts, yet refuse to reveal him or his location. They also seem to be taking full advantage of his absence, taking over his company and profiting from it and living in his castle in Wisconsin.

They always seem to have some kind of excuse as to why he's not around.

"He's on vacation! Oh, where? Um, Antarctica."

"You just missed him, actually. He was here a few minutes ago. Yeah, in this random dirty alley as I was being mugged. We discussed... Alleys."

"Yeah, he lives here. I know his room is super dusty. He just likes it like that."

Although Tim Drake sees the absence of Vlad Masters as an absolute win (Tucker Foley is much less creepy), he still sees that this requires an investigation. After all, a missing CEO is big news, especially when the last people to have seen him seemed to have had major beef with him. Could they have... Murdered him?

-

Or: Vlad's taken a nice little trip to ghost prison. The Batfam think Vlad's disappearance was a result of the Fenton family murdering him.

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

===

Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

[plumadot]

they are rivals!!! and besties!!!!!! bestie rivals!!!!!!!! also scar will 100% sell you that magikarp

[bluerosefox]

A DPxDC soulmate au idea

So DCverse is a soulmate world (pick any soulmate way btw, words, touch, drawings on the skin, can't see color(s) until they see or touch them, etc etc)

DPverse doesn't.

Meaning Danny wasn't born with a soulmark BUT he gets one after becoming a halfa because he is now connected to the Infinite Realms.

SO its during another one of Vlad's schemes, he's popping into different worlds and stealing things or something like that (basically like that one ep where Danny chases Vlad through the timeline after he stole Frostbite's map)

During the chase they pop out into the DCverse in one of the hero cities (pick any, not picky on which) and their fight is getting a bit out of hand (Vlad's fault, he's using the stuff he's been stealing, and Danny is doing his best to getting innocent people from getting hurt)

ANYWAYS during the fight, one of the cities hero's come to try to help/find out whats going on when Danny is hit by Vlad and gets tossed at them. The moment they either touch or Danny/Soulmate says something to the other, Danny feels the odd mark on him burn up and is MEGA confused on whats going on but decides to do what he does best.

Ignore it for now. He'd figure it out later he still needs to stop Vlad.

He apologizes to the other hero and gets back into his fight, missing the look of complete smitten awe/shock said hero had on their face.