#Weird Conversation starter

[lalaland-e]

I was talking to my friend and she told that I'm pretty and have nice hair and that men should be catcalling me on the street.

So as Christian Arabic woman, I said "What, do want me to like put on a hijab?"

So, she told me I need therapy.

[bitchslapblastoids]

Underappreciated element of their dynamic: Phil loves riling Dan up so much. Just look at the number of times he looks in Dan’s direction just waiting for the reaction that Dan never gives him. and then look at how smiley he is at the end when he finally gets the tiniest reaction out of Dan

Also i need you all to know that the $1 I spent on pj’s patreon to watch the mind uncut was well worth it and I think about the fulll video all the time. Dw, this is the only snippet I’ll post from it.

[thanatologie]

oh, are we doing this?

don't think about entering a relationship with emmrich if you can't handle manfred's version of the three am dad i frew ups.

[saltedcaramelchaos]

the allos continue to confuse and frighten me

[sollidivory]

my new coworker literally didn’t speak to me before i knew something was up and he tried small talk but is terrible at it like constantly asking the weather various points into the conversation at our break and THEN i find out he’s my childhood friend from our community center… WHY

[mayhemtowntv]

pedophiles. thoughts? you seem to like them

[scatterpatter]

Feeling normal again

[theromanticrationalist]

Sheldon: *laughing to himself* "I wish you can all be inside my head! The conversation is sparkling!" The guys: . . . Sheldon: "Fine! I'll tell you! A lichen is an organism made up of two separate species, fungi and algae. If you could merge with another species, which species would you pick and why? Hint: there is a right answer. None of you will get it." Raj: "Okay, I'd pick swan because the resulting hybrid would have the advanced industrial civilization of a human and the long graceful neck I've always dreamed of having!" Sheldon: "Wrong. The best organism for human beings to merge with is the lichen itself. That way you'd be human, fungus, and algae. Triple threat! Like three-bean salad." Leonard: "Give me one circumstance that would be useful." Sheldon: "Alright, picture this. A beautiful outdoor concert. Now, as a human, I appreciate Beethoven, as a fungus I have a terrific view growing out of a towering maple tree, and no thank you expensive concessions because as an algae, I'll just snack on this sunlight." Raj: "He got us again." Leonard: "No, he didn't." Raj: "Anyway, if its okay with you we should talk about Howard's bachelor party." Sheldon: "Well, seems bit of a let down after our lichen conversation, but what would you know, your half-swan." The Big Bang Theory 5x22 The Stag Convergence

[cryptozoolliegy]

I saw that you put that you like Will wood in your intro post (sorry if this comes off as weird mb, I'm bad a starting conversations 😭)

AHDAJFJSKFKSKFAKFKKVSKFJJFSJDKFSJJ YEA I DO LIKE WILL WOOD HI HI HELLO HI!! DO YOU ALSO LIKE WILL WOOD

[newsies-united]

btw if someone tells you their name. you don't need to ask super specific questions if the name isn't traditional. by the way. just in case you were wondering.

[acerikus]

Ah, yeah that makes more sense actually! I can't reply to your reply because yours are restricted but I did edit my tags since you clarified.

No worries! Yeah, at first I genuinely thought he WAS just regular flowey bc I totally forgot that the OG underswap swapped Asriel and monster kid and was celebrating how perfectly in character flowey felt, and I was immediately filled w fear when I realised Asriel was his own person here. Really hope they're cooking something interesting up w flowey's deal that makes sense (especially bc the devs are seemingly using he/him for Flowey, so unless that's a slipup bc of canon flowey it makes.. less sense to be frisk or mk). Honestly I think it'd be really funny if it turns out flowey IS just a shape shifting Asriel and frisk is just lurking within Chara doing all the 'forward' stuff while mk is the main temmie or something lol)

[confused-stars]

i've really grown so fond of rolechat as an rp platform

there's not that many people on there so you quickly recognize others by their style of starters, their writing, the themes they tend to lean towards exploring, their headcanons...

even if it's technically random connecting and you never talk much out of character, you'll run into the same people again and again and it always makes me happy to see familiar rpers around

[gumiworth]

Sorta getting those ship thoughts rn thinking of ship scenarios. Theres one Krisnix scenario I think of that happens like, specifically near the end of the 7yg. Like I think there had have to have been a situation where Phoenix enters Gavin law offices(against Kristophs wishes) and just sees Apollo and/or some random receptionist behind a desk. I think either would be shocked to see Phoenix there he just goes up and asks where Kristoph is and they point to his office with a comically shocked face. Then he goes in where Kristoph sorta just goes “Phoenix what the fuck did you do” with some freaked out look while Phoenix walks up to his desk to look at all his expensive fountain pens. Then I think Phoenix just sorta mumbles the most incoherent thing and grabs Kristophs face(jaw?). But with the most. blank expression. Then they just stare at each other, like they love each other(but also definitely want to gouge each others eyes out). Again, they probably love each other but really weirdly. Meanwhile, Apollo/maybe some receptionist are just at the door trying to listen to as much as they can(they both kinda know that they know they’re listening in). Anyways Kristoph would sorta snap back into a nice superficial voice, loudly thanking Phoenix for coming and to “Leave this for later tonight” and to “Dont hesitate to call me!”. Phoenix just sorta laughs while taking those pens with him(to which Kristoph sneers at him for). As he walks out of his office he’d probably say something all gruff nd over his shoulder like “Thanks Kris, I’ll see you tonight”. They’ll definitely see each other tonight at the Borscht bowl club but it’ll just be less tense and more bitter. I think they’re just funny like that

[finn-m-corvex]

That's it whose awake I'm bored and I want to have conversations with ppl

[creakysocks]

Bleach oc bc i fell back into the fucking hole. send help. Her name is Sachie, shes a visored,, Ive been trying to figure out a zanpakto name but so far what i got is it turns into a rake wherein it can manipulate good n bad luck.

[sendmyresignation]

it's actually very funny to me how my baby dykestache causes so much uproar with like. family and strangers. like ok my pit hair i get it is kinda crazy bananas long. but i have like the tiniest little hairy upper lip and somehow that's the thing people cannot help themselves about. making jokes and shit. it doesn't even hurt my feelings at this point it's pathetic my mustache is also pathetic. you are unnerved by a few little guys. grow up!