#Wedding quotes

[terracegallery]

May You Be Blessed Together

A blessing for two people who are committed in love. Beautiful colorful feathers and a poem written by me, artist Sharon Cummings. Perfect for wedding gifts or a housewarming party. GET IT HERE!

[ichristian-news]

❤️ Yay...It's Our 17th Wedding Anniversary! ❤️

This has got to be one of my fave posts every year. Not only because it’s all about God and my lovely Wife Sarah, but it’s such a blessing and a reminder to count my blessings with this tremendous gift of marriage that God has given us both. One of the things i say all of the time is ‘Think Bigger’. This is mainly about someone’s view about God, or their view on a situation that they see as only…

[muditaseyes]

(via Romantic " Your love is all i need" Divine Soft Soulmates Couple Sticker Hardcover Journal by MuditasEyes)

[suslucicek]

[bylerismyeverything]

*It’s 2027 and Buck finally adopts Christopher*

Buck: You know, back in 2018 when we were all visiting Santa, an elf told me that we have an adorable son.

Eddie: What did you say?

Buck: I said thank you.

Eddie: *melts*

[watchyourbuck]

The 911 s7 e6 promo as ao3 tags

[emperor-neo]

Man, TimKon has to have craziest in-laws. Imagine what headache the After marriage dinners get.

Duke: hey um… can you pass the salt *eyeing Lex Luthor*

Lex: *takes the salt but moves it away from Duke*

Selina: God why are you even in here?!

Lex: Because I am Conner’s BIOLOGICAL father unlike you, you stealing broad—

Lois: *tiredly sighs* Oh my God, here we go again…

Bruce: Blood relation means nothing, Lex.

Dick: to quote Maya Angelou: "Family isn’t always blood, it’s the people in your life who want you in theirs”

*Lex proceeds to stand up and points at the person at the end of the table*

Kate: now, this is gonna be interesting

Clark: Lex can you sit down?

Lex: for all my Intellect and prowess what I don’t understand is…WHY ARE THEY HERE!! *points at the Al Ghuls*

Talia: quit embarrassing yourself, Luthor. Timothy is my beloved’s son and brother to two of my sons—

Selina: *looks at Talia tiredly* would you please move on?

Talia: No! *slams the table* you are only his Girlfriend. While I am the Mother of his sons.

Selina: No sane mother trains her children to be weapons of war *pulls out her nails*

Talia: you haven’t seen this mother. *pulls out a sword*

Damian: Mothers, can you all stop? It’s embarrassing.

Minkhoa: as far as I’m concerned, I’m the spouse.

Bruce: Please I beg of you don’t do this Minkhoa

Jim whispers to Barbara: is it always like this?

Barbara whispers back: only during holidays

Jim: remind me not to attend during it

Stephanie: I could get why Talia is here but why is he here *sideeyes Ra’s Al Ghul* Didn’t you steal Tim’s spleen?

Ra’s: I am Talia’s father which makes me the detective’s father-in-law, by extension Timothy’s Grandfather.

*Alfred audibly cocks his shotgun under the table*

Jason: Crazy mental gymnastics there, geezer.

Ra’s: It is a shame that the detective’s choice to spend eternity is with that abomination…

Lex: you take that back, he’s genetically perfect! He’s half of my crush I meant rival and half of me! Me! you ancient terroris—

*a chorus of outrage erupts*

Jon: WOAH WOAH!

Dick: HEY!!

Luke: neglecting the part where Lex just admitted to—

*cuts short by Lucius Fox*

Lucius whispers: I strongly advise, you don’t add fuel to whatever this is, Luke.

Minkhoa: I mean he’s not wrong…

Tim leans on Conner: Welp, that checks my ‘racism at the table’ bingo card

Jean Paul: You are all sinners! I condemn this unholy matrimony! No man can marry a man much less born out of unnatural means!

Conner: There goes the homophobia one *checks the bingo card*

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick: I'M walking Bradley down the aisle! Iceman: No you're not! I am! Maverick: I AM! Iceman: I OUT RANK YOU! Maverick: SO WHAT - ? Roster(quietly):...Jake's parents aren't coming to the wedding. He and his dad haven't spoken since he came out to them a few years ago. Maverick & Iceman:...... Iceman(to Maverick): - I'M walking Jake down the aisle! Maverick: I'M walking Jake down the aisle! You get Bradley! Iceman: I'm the COMMANDER of the PACIFIC FLEET! Maverick: And I'm CAPTAIN of the "I Don't Give a Crap I'm Walking Jake Down the Aisle"-Brigade...!

[flamie-42]

15!Dazai: when i grow up Chuuya will be my wife

15!Chuuya: the fuck are you talking about?

15!Dazai: *tears in eyes* Chuuya doesn’t want to marry me?

15!Chuuya: if we are getting married you’ll be the wife

15!Dazai: *sniffles* if that’s why it will take to marry Chuuya

15!Chuuya: IT WAS A JOKE! IM NOT MARRYING YOU

15!Dazai: nope you said it. No takesies backsies

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[terracegallery]

Togetherness Heart Art

Beautiful Native American blessing for lovers. A colorful heart with a maze design. Great for anniversary, wedding, engagement or save the date. Gifts and cards for love! GET IT HERE~

[ichristian-news]

❤️ Yay...It's Our 16th Wedding Anniversary! ❤️

Hi all! Each time our wedding anniversary comes round, i can’t believe how much our marriage has grown more and more fruitful. Our love keeps blossoming through every season…And i always thank God for my lovely wife Sarah!! ❤️ Oh and i just had to show you the wedding cake…Unfortunately i didn’t have one made again for this anniversary, lol! 🤣 Our Wedding Cake…Mmmmm! 😋 Striving to be a Godly…

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Vaggie: "Hello, Charlie's girlfriend speaking."

Husk: "Why the fuck do you always answer calls like that. This is your fucking phone."

Vaggie: "Yeah? And? I AM her fucking girlfriend, dumbass. She's only got one right now, so answering with that is just good as using my name."

Husk: "Just ask to use her last name already. This is stupid as shit."

Vaggie: "I, Charlie's girlfriend, am gonna have to say- fuck off."

Husk: "Chicken."

Vaggie: "Come at me when you're not still single, scaredy-cat."

Husk: "Like you don't have a ring."

Vaggie: "Like you don't practice having candlelight dinners-"

Husk: "How the FUCK do you know about th-"

Vaggie: "-same way YOU somehow know about the RING, you fucking-"

Angel Dust: "Both of you's know this is a conference call, right?"

Vaggie: "......"

Vaggie: "...Charlie..?"

Charlie: "Yes! Vaggie's future wi-"

Charlie: "-WHEEE HA I MEAN VAGGIE'S GIRL SPEAKING! FRIEND! GIRLFRIEND! Girlfriend of Vaggie who is CHARLIE! It's me I'm Charlie HI HELLO!!!"

Vaggie: "Sweetie, I love you."

Charlie: "I love you too! I love being your girlfriend and I DO- h, have a last name! I do. Have one of those."

Vaggie: "Right."

Charlie: "I have one."

Vaggie: "Good, cool. Hold that thought? I'll be right back."

Charlie: "Okay!!!"

Vaggie: (hangs up)

Vaggie, distantly in the hotel: " H U S K ! "

Husk: "Oh FUCK-" (CRASH) "-SHIT-"

(call ends)

(distant sounds of running and violence)

Angel Dust: "....."

Angel Dust: "Hey do-ray-mi-fa-so-la Charlie, I might not be datin' the guy, buuuut if your totally not future wife kills him I'm so not commin' to ya gay ass wedding."

Charlie: "....what if she just, MAIMS him a little?"

Angel Dust: "Ya serious?"

Charlie: "About marrying her???"

Angel Dust: (hangs up)

Charlie: "...Yes... yes I am~~"

Charlie: (cheerfully hangs up to go stop her gf from ruining their future wedding)

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: Probie, what were you thinking?

Ravi: Buck told me you liked birds, so I thought that releasing some of them at the wedding was gonna be romantic.

Eddie: Normally when people say they like birds, they don't mean ostriches.

Hen: Where did you even get those, by the way?

Ravi: I have a friend that works at the zoo.

Buck: You released ostriches? That's so nice of you!

[mothsaresc4ry]

Enid and Wednesday are planning their wedding

Enid: Okayyy... so.. Yoko will get the cake... and I-

Wednesday: I will check on the ringbear, while you do whatever you have to do mi corazón

Enid:

Enid: you mean ring bearer?

Wednesday:

Enid: .... please do not tell me you got a wild and dangerous animal for our wedding

Wednesday:

[imasexypotato]

Yeaaaaaah......a "rumor"......👀