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AI Chat Assistants: Transforming Real Estate Engagement
Imagine a prospective homebuyer scrolling through your real estate website late at night. They’re searching for their dream home—a place where their family can thrive, a space that aligns with their lifestyle. Yet, their questions remain unanswered, and they leave your site without taking any action. This scenario plays out daily for countless real estate companies. The solution? An AI chat…
#ai#AI chat assistant#artificial-intelligence#business development#Chat-assistant for real estate website#digital-marketing#digital-transformation#real estate business online#sales#Website assistant
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the lightning celebrate nikita kucherov, who becomes the fifth player and first winger in nhl history to hit 100 assists in a season
+ the 100th apple, a one-touch shot-pass to brayden point in the slot
#nikita kucherov#tampa bay lightning#lightning#bolts#nhl#nhledit#hockey#hockeyedit#meg.bolts#meg.gif#meg.all#hi i know they're my mortal enemy in like 72 hours BUT there are like ?? no lightning gifers???#i'm NOT going to have the first ever winger to hit 100 assists ungifed on this here website#when sergachev came out to congratulate kuch :((((((((#also sorry for the quality of these i had to scrounge for streams bc it was on tnt and not on espn+ for me ugh#anyway. that's MY mvp!!!!!#playbook
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xfinity customer service should kill itself. having nothing would be better than what they're trying to pass as helpful customer service
#unable to find a phone number to call on their website. finally found a number and it was an automated assistant fml#and then it wouldn't connect me to a human! xfinity should be shot and killed over this
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[Id. Hijikata in his salarymen au persona. He looks very tired and has mayo hairpins on his hair; he is fidgeting with a pencil and has some nicotine patches on his chest and arm. Some messages from Kintoki on his right read "wait, the pdf looks blurry... (...) I attach the branding (it's just a logo)" End Id.]
Venting again.
#gintama#gintama fanart#my art#salary men au#office worker au#not gonna lie you i had this one as a reaction to the website photo series but... my bosses all 3 are FUCKING IDIOTS#i mean i can't tell you why the pdf looks blurry 'cause it looks okay on my horse and you're like 4245 km from me#oh wait you're sharing your screen okay#and then hey boss number 3 do we have branding for this and (fucking idiot) boss' number 3 assistant 'here are the logos' FOR FUCKS SAKE#I CAN'T DO SHIT ONLY WITH THE FUCKING LOGOS YOU FUCKING BASTARD#also 'what're you doing?' THE SAME NEVERENDING SHIT YOU ASKED ME YESTERDAY#my graphic designer's lament#^^^^ this choice makes a lot of sense sometimes#please look at his hairpins i so stupid happy with his hair pins i want mayo hairpins
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hi i have been inactive for a while due to the chk chk boom. hope you understand.
#HI HELLO BESTIES I WISH I COULD UPDATE YOU GUYS BUT I HAVE BEEN SUPER BUSY AND CONSUMED BY THE HORRORS™#basically im moving out the country in like four days so packing has been a whole ordeal#not to mention i'm procrastinating feeling my feelings#my three month gre prep plan turned into a one week prep reality T-T my unofficial score is 321 out of 340 which is... idrk#i was in the middle of a lot of things and given the level of time and energy i was able to commit amidst the chaos... it's not too bad.#OH ALSO i got done with the round one registration for my courses today and it was a MESS#(technically only the in-dept courses were due today. the ones from the other depts were due 17th. either way. the website was being cruel)#oh and as for out-dept courses it's a different procedure but I managed to get Intro to ML! absolutely insane given my meager coding skills#as well as my shaky understanding of engineering calculus. in other words welcome back my arch nemesis slash lover miss mathematics#oh and! all my friends are also moving away which basically means the past week has been meeting my besties and trying not to cry#i've been reading a bit as well! i read assistant to the villain and it was simply the cutest book ever i need the sequel SO BAD#OH AND GOSE IS BACK so that's been fun#so yeah that's what's up#i really wished i had more time to update on here I had a really cool idea for this week but i've been too exhausted sighhh#hope you guys have been doing well also please feel free to text or tag me on posts i might not be able to reply but i love reading updates#sending lots of hugs and chocolates to all my beloveds <3#oh oh also please go check out skz's comeback it's so good!#okay it's like 12:26am now ima go sleep now gnight byeeee#megumi in the tags#megumi.fm
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i cant be sober applying to apartments i look at listings and wanna roll down a hill into a minefield. what do you mean "sent by AI leasing agent" im going to explode us both
#borbtalks#me: hi ur website says i need to ask for a paper application if i have rent assistance ✌️😚 so here i am asking for a paper application#this chucklefuck AI: yes we accept tenants with rental assistance ^_^ *end message*
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HEY WAIT. I JUST REMEMBERED I CAN FUCKING OUTSOURCE!! anyway. you guys should tell me names you think suit me :3
#this is so hard. and for what.#what else is this website for other than assisting me in my transgender endevours anyway#i do really love ichor#but i dont think id use it that regularly?#trans#nonbinary#names
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i think my favourite part of the modern internet is getting locked out of accounts that i have the correct password to because the great sky cloud has decided that some obscured other-authenticating fraction is missing.
#would you like to change your password?#you may not use the same password#would you like to reset your password?#you cannot reuse a password from the last 12 months#have you forgotten your password?#would like assistance with resetting your password?#[dead article]#there is no one to contact and nothing to be done it is a dead world#i don’t want to change my password i would like to use the website on my phone on my laptop#*trapped in a forest by the fae voice* i know i can… i was just there
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hellooo it’s been a little.. how is everyone <3
#lem text#i AM ALIVE………. thru the power of medical assistance. 💛 SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING.#it’s been nice being away from websites but i do love talking about my silly characters so i will be back soon. :’) i hope ur all well <333#i finished all of the xiv story & wrote stuff down as i went along so i’ll make those into a little mega-liveblog-y post later…!!! OK CYA<3
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Currently in my banging my head against the wall phase. Hope you all are well 🥰
#Doc told me to schedule another MRI on Tuesday. They said they sent the order over on Tuesday.#I call on Tuesday to schedule the appointment. They don't have the referral yet#I called yesterday to try and schedule. They STILL don't have the referral#I message my doc and make sure they actually sent it over to the right place. (They did.)#They say they'll fax it over again! Great!#I call AGAIN today. They STILL don't have the referral#Bro I just need to schedule this fucking MRI so I can find out what's WRONG with me#The girl on the phone was like 'Oh yeah we're real busy we get orders all the time it must not have hit the system yet'#BRO IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS. HOW HAS NOBODY SEEN IT. TEARING my hair out#I went to their website to try and schedule online. Guess what? THEIR GODDAMN SCHEDULING ASSISTANT IS DOWN FOR MAITENANCE#SCREAMS#Anyway yes so in my banging my head against the wall phase. I'm so tired#And still in pain! To nobody's surprise!!#They can't fix what's wrong with me if I can't even get in to get an MRI. Hello. PLEASE#This isn't really smth that can wait a couple weeks#I should've been in to see them like YESTERDAY.#My pain is so bad I had to stay at home today. And I go and ice my back every hour or so#Bc I can't sit down for more than 45 minutes without wanting to kill myself ;))))#Shima speaks#I'M SORRY I'm just so. I've been over this for months. And now that I'm THIS close to getting answers#I can't. Seem to get these people to schedule an appointment for me#Grinds my teeth
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question for my wwii book club brethren: has anybody come across any digitized porn from the era. need for une projet. easy enough to find relatively sfw pinups and scholarly references-to-references but i need to see the OG
#wwii book club#my usual repositories for primary source materials not assisting me here#for some reason nara and the ike skelton digital library of military history ‘dont collect random pornography’ or whatever#but im sure someone does#and likewise im sure theres some weirdo out there with an extremely helpful and unnavigable website from 2005 doing this important work#in so many ways extremely specific weirdos with terrible ancient websites make the world go round
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Anyone here a killi person involved in killi clubs?
I need access to an article that's locked behind a membership to Killi-Data. I'm hoping to find someone that already has access so I don't have to join.
Here's the one I need:
Huber, J. H. 2019 (31 Aug.) A nomenclatural and systematic analysis of livebearing Cyprinodontiformes (Acanthopterygii: Anablepsinae, Goodeinae, Poeciliidae). Killi-Data Series 2019: 4-155.
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(All I actually need is the bit on the Poeciliidae.)
I am pretty sure it won't have any new information that I need for my science, but I need to confirm because it's listed on Catalog of Fishes as a relevant citation for taxonomy in one of my study species.
#fishblr#fish#killifish#killis#i know ive been mia here and one day i will update but today im just looking for assistance#the author is the person that runs the website so he wont share without a membership#but to be a member he wants tons of personal information and commitment#i really dont want to have all that added to their member database so people contact me#the fish im working on arent very flashy so they probably wont but i dont plan to stick with cyprinodontiformes#so i dont really want to open myself up to being contacted about them more than i would otherwise be just by publishing
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sterile processing technician job that i applied to for some reason ($5000 sign on bonus) despite being totally unqualified and being certain i would be ignored wants to talk to me uhh
#😳#um!#i literally have the second vet assistant interview tomorrow and have been thinking i don't really want that job due to the hours and i was#contemplating applying for a different vet place that doesn't have a website and you have to physically bring them your resume which is wild#but their google reviews said they don't let people come in for appts and due to how much i hate customer service i think that sounds great#but girl. five thousand us dollars ❓#is this secretly a horrible and terrible job like what's the catch.....#me
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cupping your face gently between my hands. there are people in the world whose whole entire job is 'explaining terrifying bureaucratic processes that dont make sense' and you can ask them any questions you want. for real.
#truly my number 1 adulting life hack is. when you look at a set of instructions and go Ok my head is so not going to wrap around these.#you find the 'info' or 'intake' or 'advisor' email address on whatever stupid incomprehensible website you're on#and you email them and you say Help Me. and theyll help you.#having BEEN the bitch on the other end of these Help Me emails i can PROMISE you that they want to help!!!#so long as you are friendly polite & patient they will be perfectly pleased to answer even questions that seem silly!!#honestly. when you remember the kind of vitriol that people throw at customer assistance staff on the daily... like.#nobody is judging you for not understanding!! it doesnt make you dumb and even if it did they wouldnt care! the bar is low!#literally so long as you're nice they will at WORST send you back a moderately helpful form email#and at best theyll sit on the phone with you for 45 minutes walking you through the whole thing in excruciating detail.#until you could literally explain it yourself.#this is their JOB they get PAID to do it. YOU PAY THEM.#YOU ARE THE CUSTOMER. even if its the government you pay taxes. theyre there to help you!!!#ASK FOR HELP!!!!!#rhi talks
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i actually think the tags on photomatt's pinned "beliefs and principles" post were the most annoying part
#beliefs#principles#lgbtqia#wordpress#automattic#only one of these tags would anyone on this website ever search but i'm incapable of not being a douchebag#and have an assistant specifically hired to say 'whoa bro!' every time i try to end a sentence with 'circle back next week'#photomatt#tumblr meta
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