#i mean i can

[weevmo]

Ah - we miss the Welcome Home gang :]

[szczurherbacany]

still in the trenches, now with the realization that i no longer know how to use charcoal

[corkinavoid]

The Court Jester from FUKASE

Inertia from AJR

Pomegranate Lips from Derivakat

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'The Court Jester' made me think of a full-on animatic in my head since it's not exactly a vibe-song but a tale-song. But, the thing is, said animatic doesn't exactly fit in a small ficlet, so instead, I'm going to just describe the bits and pieces here.

I am the Jester, my job's to entertain — Vlad Plasmius, wearing the colorful jesters clothes, the cap and the suit and the slightly creepy smiling makeup, is doing some tricks in the middle of a room full of pretty dressed people

And it seems that soon enough it too will be my job to reign — a brightly lit throne room, where Pariah Dark is lounging on the big sparkling throne, lazily tapping his fingers on the armrest, and Vlad's creepy makeup smile widens

As the king is slowly dying, any moment he could go — a dark room with no lights on, where Pariah is kneeling on the floor and clutching his head, as Vlad's smile is barely visible in the window behind him

As I trace my fingers on these haggard walls within your keep — Vlad's fingers over the stone cold walls and cell bars, shackles on his wrists

Though my exile still stands, I heard my duty call to me — the shackles turn back into the bright jester robes, and Vlad is back in the throne room, performing yet again

Because I am the Court Jester, I've grown tired of my sleep — everyone is clapping, but Vlad's smile is now only in his makeup, while he himself is not smiling anymore

What good is a crown if the brow it sits on is that of a dead man — Pariah's face glitches into a skull, and his crown slides off, but the next moment everything glitches back to normal

I'll wear my cap and painted smile with pride, my trusty baton in my hand — Vlad's smile grows wide again, and his face glitches from jester makeup to wearing a crown and back

And you will see me, sire, I'll make my way back to you — Vlad confidently walking up to the throne where Pariah sits, an evil grin on his face

The people soon will realize that your feeble body can't forestall — Pariah devolving into a coughing fit, falling down from his throne, his hands are bloody

You are human, you are dying, yes know I it's bittersweet — Pariah in his bed, looking sickly pale and still, staring into the ceiling with empty eyes, a disembodied jester's smile is hiding in the corner

But you knew this day would come, and you can't borrow steal or cheat — in a brightly lit, sparkling throne room, Vlad is walking up the stairs to sit on the throne while still wearing his jester clothes

Yes, your maker gave you time, but you've run out, and soon you'll meet — as Vlad sits on the throne, a red cape with white fur and a crown appear over him, the picture is covered in blood splatters and Vlad is smiling wide

I was awoken by some nibbling in my brain — Danny wakes up with a gasp in the darkness

Myself entrenched in ancient earth, with roots and vines my arms were bound — it's still dark, his limbs are tied with ivy vines and roots, he is buried under a tree

Were these my memories? or something else? and soon, I felt the urge to get out — Danny is clutching his head, tears in the corners of his eyes

Vines and leaves gave way easy just because — he is crawling his way out of a grave, fingers digging through the earth until he makes it out to the surface

Soon, I knew what caused me to awake - Danny gets up to his feet, his clothes ripped and dirty, and looks to where, behind him, a majestic white castle can be seen in the distance

I felt something bubbling in my chest — Danny's dirty fingers with broken nails clutching the fabric of his shirt on his chest

Peals of laughter rang into the distance from my soul — he is laughing hysterically, a mad glint to his eyes, and a wide, creepy smile on his face

I can not recognize a single thing in front of me — Danny, in his dirty clothes, walking through a town

The world as I knew it now is gone, is this reality? — looking around in wonder and confusion until he seems to find what he was looking for and enter a door

Absurd and nonsensical, fantastical and daft — glimpses of him putting on bright, different colored shoes with pom-poms on top, and different colored sleeves and gloves, all bright and in a jester style

All that is left to do is sit right down and laugh — Danny drawing a wide, jester smile on his face

Oh this world that I left you in has been tainted by your sin — back to Vlad, who is still sitting on the throne, but now no jester clothes are in sight, he is wearing something pretty and covered in jewelry

And as such I have now taken it upon myself to reinstate the reign of laughter and in health I will return - Danny walking up to the castle, a comical stick with a sack tied to the end of it on his shoulder

Oh, I am making my way back I will return — Danny, in all his jester glory, is walking inside the throne room as everyone is cheering and clapping as he performs

Soon, the people will remember the reason why they burn — Vlad's face is donning a very fake smile as he, too, claps for Danny

Pointing fists and shouting out with no more reason for concern — the cheers of the crowd become loud and extatic as Danny relishes in the attention and smiles

Soon you will see! the world will turn upon its head! — the throne room becomes all glitter and gold, people smiling and laughing as Danny continues to entertain them

Just you hope that you can see it 'fore you're dead! — Danny turns to look at Vlad across the room, a bright, confident smile on his face

Foolish king, you sit in empty meaning on your throne — Vlad's face is twisted and full of barely concealed anger as he grips the armrests of his chair

But in my time away you've ended up alone — his face, just like Pariah's face before, glitches into a skull and the crown falls off his head, but the next moment, everything is fine again

Oh, all the power in the world could never save you now — Danny's jester makeup, just like Vlad's before, glitches into having a crown on his head and then back to normal

As the time at which your curtain's called draws nearer, get ready to take your bow — flashes of pictures are changing too fast to notice, but there are moments with Vlad's coughing up blood and looking panicked, Danny in shackles just like Vlad before, and then Vlad lying in bed, tears streaming down his face

And now I, the mere Court Jester, will his majesty depose — Danny, wearing a crown and full king regalia, is walking up to the throne

Because I am the Court Jester, not all thorns come with a rose — he sits down, a smile on his face that slowly turns into a smirk

After all, I am the jester, and this future I propose — Danny raises his arm, and there's a sword in his hands that he brings down, the picture is covered in blood splatters again

Let the fool, let me, the jester, bring the olden tales to close — in the darkness, Jazz wakes up with a gasp

Let the fool, let me, the jester, a new saga now compose — she is crouching over the grave she just got out of, her clothes dirty and her hair messed up, and then she turns to look at the white castle that can be seen in the distance

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I did miss a few lines because I didn't have anything specific imagined for them. Also, just so you have the idea of the color scheme and vibe for this whole thing, here are some pictures:

[P.S. I have not, unfortunately, came up with anything for 'Inertia' by AJR, but there's a piece for 'Pomegranate Lips' by Derivakat that I'm in the process of writing <3]

[helpimstuckposting]

I love the US Ghosts so I watched the UK Ghosts because I’ve seen people love that more, but I gotta say the English sense of humor is way more anxiety inducing lmao

like in the US version, they’ve got an issue in the middle and then they fix it by the end of the episode, but in the UK one they try so so hard to fix the issue and then it just comes crashing down in the last like three minutes

[harriertail]

w. wait so. so ivypool goes BACK IN TIME ???????

(SPOILERS) NO NOT EVEN!!!! Its just revealed to us in like. Exposition dialogue. More screenshots have dropped which seem to show that-

Stripestar abandoned StormClan in the end? Galestar was (or feels) betrayed in some way? Either way the book canonises that forgetting a cat = their spirit fades. I can't believe they've shoved this story about a Clan forming and breaking up over some interClan love affair into this random SE tho; the actual characters n relationship and Clan politics would have been so interesting sigh

[tapakah0]

Hey! I’m the reminder anon (new)

Have you purposively not posted how F! Donnie feels abt P! Donnie or just no energy to do so? Both are valid! Just rlly curious if the cliffhanger was intentional bc 1-it was genius 2- it was EVIL! (And then I was gonna say “you learned with Cass sensei well”)

Because it was a sudden thought, at least in my head it turned out like this, I mean, I have some old fan arts with them with the same... not good? Relationship..?

And no, I'm not going to make any more, I will wait to see what Cass will do))) I'm pretty sure it will be interesting~ (chaos)

[jonathanbyersphd]

Can y'all believe people are calling Nancy a bitch? In 2025?!?

[aroacesigma]

does anyone here know how to motivate yourself to start working out again when youre depressed now pleaseeee

[voided-selfships]

THIS EVENT WILL BE HISTORY, AND I'LL BE GREAT TOO

I DON'T WANT WHAT YOU HAVE, I WANT TO BE YOU

[TAGLIST]

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[sunmoonjl]

REINA!!!!!!! 🦋🦋🦋🦋

[jackoquako]

Toby Maguire fans when hearing about a new spiderman trilogy: bye bye spidey… :(

Andrew Garfield, visibly perking up as a lightbulb appears over his head: bi spidey? Now that’s an idea.

[seraphimumbra]

[inhurtandincomfort]

When you're in the mood to write but you have something to do later so you can't

[ryoukio]

I can't believe literally everyone was wrong on how to spell weylin

[tardis--dreams]

I should finish my masters. I know it would be better. A bachelor is virtually worthless here. But god it's tempting to just quit :(