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Bird from Monster Hunter Freedom Unite
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*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get
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do you here that? listen close. that’s the call of the Steam\steamapps\common loon
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our magic potion turned you into a smaller and more annoying version of yourself. dumb fucking idiot. @jurassicworld @jurassicworld @jurassicworld @jurassicworld @jurassicworld
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if the damn daniel cannot break the eggs shell it will die without being born. We are the damn daniel. The world is our egg. If we don't crack the worlds shell we will die without being born. Smash the worlds shell! Lay 1000 damn daniel eggs!!!
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One thing about mutuals is that they will get into the most random ass media
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