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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.
the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*
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the advent of chatgpt has been oppressing the guys who have the genre of autism that makes them always talk like they're trying to get around the old /r9k/ filter
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It is now more important than ever that you become even more jaded and hopeless and cynical. Try to be on your phone even more, see your friends less if at all, get all of your nutrients from McDonald's Sprite, rant and rave about everything but do nothing. I hope this helps.
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Fox news is reporting that Donald Trump has manifested above the white house Genie Jafar from Aladdin style and is screaming out in agony
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i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever
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