#Website I guess

[totallyofficialtacobell]

heyo i'm here to collect your info for the website! all are optional :3

Any names you use

Any corpverse relatives

Affiliation in the corp/gimmickverse (Such as browsers)

Occupation (Such as shitposter)

Your character's date of birth

Your character's place of birth

Your character's species

Character's Gender

Character's Height

Any major events within the corpversepersonalityappearanceany other lore

Any photos you'd like on your page! these r superhelpful for breaking text up

-@the-corporation-information-blog (@unity-real mod)

Ok I’m gonna try to organize by bullet so bear with me

Taco bell

homeless and up for adoption (someone please be related to me please)

Idk what this means but I think I was on th ikea side when there was a war that one time

Shitposting is a hobby, Taco Bell works at Taco Bell because I’m not creative and I think they’re a pretty on the nose kinda person

September 28th (same as me because once again I’m not creative)

New Mexico because I have no clue where Taco Bell was founded but New Mexico sounds about right

human (subject to change)

He/they pronouns

I’m gonna stick a full physical description on this one because I can’t draw. Short, (5’4” ish), black hair, bit of a beard but not much. Disgruntled little guy who can pretty much only be found working the window at Taco Bell and being relatively bored at all times. Very friendly though, and loves to talk to people who are interested in talking to them.

I think I mentioned the ikea war where I sided with ikea, umm I don’t have much lore but I’m working on building some. He’s bisexual and since he has no relatives or confirmed relationships in the corpverse I guess he’s a sibling-less single orphan with no friends and no family so that would be lore I suppose, he loves Baja blast it’s their favorite flavor of everything and he offers Baja blast to people in order to befriend them on occasion. An awkward little guy, but if you go out of your way to talk to him he’ll love you forever

[swordsonnet]

i'm sorry but i don't think we should call this the "autism website" when there's still posts with tons of notes mocking people who:

struggle with social skills / have anxiety around social settings

are unemployed / unable to work certain jobs

have intense or "age-inappropriate" interests

haven't had certain life experiences that are deemed universal/essential

struggle with personal hygiene

don't have any friends or dating experience

don't go outside much or at all

take things literally / don't get sarcasm/jokes

have unusual ways of speaking

generally aren't "normal"

[lizardkingeliot]

the relief on his face here... his louis finally back in his arms...

[chalkrub]

first attack for art fight! love this guy, mammalian dragons continue to be peak designs

[frootbyethefoot]

i think they deserve their own cryptid adventure :-)

[petewentzwombtattoo]

some of you took "trans men are men" and ran with it and are now calling us oppressors, saying we benefit 100% from male privilege, saying we can't have internalized misogyny and a ton of other shit like i genuinely think radfems have poisoned your brains whether you realize it or not.

[synthsays]

I grow maddened frfr

[bwamatoast]

wiggly finger.s...

[batshaped]

morning people

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

[ganondoodle]

yet another abandoned painting attempt..

[growling]

the way this website treats disabled people is actually horrendous

[owlbelly]

sometimes i do actually forget that Realm of the Elderlings is technically/nominally "about an assassin" (it's in the title of every book in the first trilogy & 2/3 books in the last trilogy) because "assassin" is in fact one of the last words to come to mind when i think about Fitz

honestly i love that Robin Hobb said "let's make the main character of this series a professional assassin, but give him the skillset & temperament of an axe-wielding berserker. oh and he'll put every last point of his stealth training into Bisexual Self-Deception"

[skellagirl]

Gordon/Barney/Alyx is really really funny to me conceptually bc it's like, two hot geniuses in their 20s who look at the 40-something smartass who hangs around and go 'yeah that guy. we both want him carnally'

[panakina]

Since so many people like giving Tim Jason’s backstory of childhood neglect and malnourishment, i think he should also get the attendant prejudices.

Bruce had to take in tim to save him from a life of crime. Look, he has already sunken to stalking and theft. (He even stole that dead boys clothes.) But it was too late. Even Batman couldn’t resist fate, and tim gave in and accepted a life of criminal violence. One of bruce’s greatest failures really.

[floralstorms]

“WELL WELL WELL BEING”

huh