#We love tma

[cyyb3rspace]

I haven’t posted a bit I think so I’mma rant abt tma s3 while vocaloid songs are blasting in my headphones :)

TMA S3 Spoilers

OK SO- THE SEASON WAS AMAZING OF COURSE jonny sims your writing is AHQOWUNGOWL— I didn’t not expect Pookie Elias to get arrested huh what wait no I want him back PLEASE— and Tim. Can we please get our Timothy “statement of Joe spooky” Stoker BACK? TIM TIM TIM *intense sobbing* Like him dying has seriously got me, idc abt daisy I hated her either way T_T like whatever I don’t care abt the cop who suddenly felt her inner alpha come in (lmao) and can we talk abt MARTIN?! MARTIN BABY- I’M SORRY YOU DIDN’T DESERVE THIS, give this man a cup of his favourite tea and a episode where everyone is nice to him like, Elias yeah I like you but WOAH YOU JUST TURNED UP THE SPOOKY BY 1000%, sure he did the same to Melanie but LEAVE MARTIN ALONE BRO- *ugly sobbing while hugging martin* also also also the production IS REALLY GOOD like voices, sfx everything!!! The unknowing and all really creeped me out but I’m going to relisten to it again :) and Jon. JON! Bro was put through the wringer this season, but him and the admiral <3 I remember watching a vid where Coleydoesthings says he tries to be strict and all but he’s a wet cat, pookie, a little meow meow, we love our archivist <3 also Jude Perry frick you *gags everytime she spoke*, GERRY!!! OUR BOY GERRY I LOVE HIM SM AHHHH like I thought he was just a man who didn’t get out of emo phase but no. HE’S AMAZING *hugs gerry, flipping off G*rtrude and Mary keay* and…..Gertrude. GERTRUDE FRICKING ROBINSON FRICK OFF FRICK OFF, GET YOUR AHH RIGHT HERE YOUR ABOUT TO GET THE *[extended sounds of brutal pipe murder]* TREATMENT. ELIAS THANK YOU FOR KILLING HER STUPID OLD BUTT GOOD RIDDANCE WHY TAKE ALL THE POOKIE ADORABLE CHARACTERS AND RUIN THEM?! Michael- Michael shelley baby your adorable, don’t go through that door don’t listen to the old hag please sonnacov? Land isn’t real Frick Gertrude, Gerry too like YOU KNOW he hates his mom and her weird book stuff and when he’s finally dying you go tie him to a book. To the thing he hated. AGHHH also can we talk abt Peter being amazing? Like I first thought he was this cold scary old man captain of the tundra and no he’s just like hiiii my boy Martin just wanted to say hi and what do you think of Elias and I love you keep with the awesomeness <3 and also I own the institute now :3 like he’s so :3 right now but all the times i’ve seen fanart they draw him like the cold old man pookie does he change?? Also also why am I seeing people drawing Martin pale like ‘the lonely’ huh LEAVE MY BOY ALONE! So Elias got arrested. Jon is in a coma. Peter Lukas owns the institute now. Tim and Sasha dead

tma is all I talk abt now :’) whenever I say I’m listening to a podcast every1 thinks I’m listening to those people who talk abt their life and work so emotionally meanwhile I’m just here listening to Elias beating Jurgen up with a metal pipe and smiling.

[centasauce]

100 billionth Michael Shelley lives au brainrot I am no better than the others I love this guy I think he is the reason the archives are a discombobulated mess by the time #gang gets there (can you tell how inconsistent my Michael drawings are it is the bane he's a secret shapeshifter cannon)

[bleepzip]

martin blackwood fan club where u at

[pigeons-with-jello]

robert smirke being just some fucking historical guy in england will never not be funny, like imagine being robert smirkes ghost and you hear that theres a piece of media talking about your achievements and such long after youve died. you reasonably get excited and alexander hamiltions like dude be careful. its never good when youre in media now adays. and you shrug it off because hamiltion was a great musical. and then you listen to the magnus archives. and holy shit. you wished it was hamiltion.

[stageturn]

hi mr archives... hiiiii..... what a silly guy

[jouxlskaard]

i'm officially a genius

[i-eat-mold]

just here to say that gertrude robinson is the single funniest character. she is THE character. she dies before the show even starts. shes an old lady that adopted an edgy teen and traveled the world. She is the avatar of one of the fourteen elditch horrors that feed on primordial fears, she had basically infite knowledge of everything and her plan to stop one of the rituals of a cult of another one of said list of eldrich horrors was to blow it up with a bunch of c4. we only find out about this because she stored all of the explosives in a random storage unit and the aforementioned edgy teen with mommy issues (who by the way, is dead, but when he died she sneaked into the morgue to put him inside a book) speaks through the book to the woman's succesor who, by the way, has no idea what the fuck is going on because neither she nor anyone else has bothered to explain shit to him, and tells him that she kept something important in the unit. we only find out about this after 100 episodes of the show. She feeds her subordinates to an all consuming monster/god, but its ok i guess. Later on (earlier on? at the same time? in a different timeline? after?) the literal end of the world and the end of the end of the world shes back and still has to deal with this stupid teenager who at least doesnt spend half his life focused on dyeing his hair and the other half about finding murder books (not as books about murder but as in, books who actively murder). She is a well experienced arsonist despite having no affiliation with the actual official arsonists club that is yet another cult to yet another one of the previously mentioned eldritch horrors. She is, however, metaphysically tied to the Chosen One, the Messiah of said cult, or some shit. She is absolutely terrible at her actual office job (on purpose). She dismembered a guy (who was her assistant) and probably commited several undocumented crimes against humanity. Once again, she has all seeing abilities and barely noticed her favorite assistant was torturing a coworker. She dares her murderous boss to kill her and gets surprised when he does so. When asked what to do about a literal Monster Pig, her advice is to encase it in cement. She was such a bitch. Her plan B was always to set things on fire. Her plan A was often to set things on fire. One of these instances was approved by her boss (the one who killed her). It is canon that the reason she started all this shit in her life was because the fire cult killer her cat. She sacrified another one of her assistants who became an avatar of the literal concept of Insanity but it was just a other thursday for her. She knows on a first name basis pretty much every person and monster affiliated with the eldritch horrors that she tries to keep at bay on the daily. She stopped a ritual for The Lonely by making the place a tourist destination. She has an ebay account. Instead of performing a ritual for the God that she was affiliated with, she wanted to destroy it and planned to 1. blind herself, and 2. set fire (yet again) to her workplace. It didnt work, because and her boss, who was also the one who was going to perform the ritual, finds her right before and kills her after she says he has no balls to do so. Also she is voiced by the mother of the main character's voice actor (who he named with his own, full, legal name) and the series' writer, which are the same person. Shes the worst, shes the best, i love her, we will never get anyone like her again, we need more characters like her.

[eclipsedomens]

i'm gonna say something that's gonna piss a few of you off, but like i think some of you need to realize that assigned gender at birth isn't like. Scripture from God. like you do realize that's a human doctor and some motherfucker behind a computer. like it is not fault-proof. in fact in the case of intersex people it is often Intentionally faulty because society refuses to accommodate them to any degree. even in perisex people they can be wrong. have you all never heard of cis perisex people with the wrong gender on their birth certificate because of a clerical error.

all this to say i think if you base how you treat someone based on their assigned gender at birth i think you are just being transphobic and intersexist with extra steps. Sorry.

[chironeis]

the thing is that martin thinks it took "two years of crisis and trauma" just to make him and jon compatible and the reason jon doesn't know how to rebut that wildly incorrect fact is because he's barely aware that he had a stick so far up his ass in season one that it grew roots in his brain before he stubbornly and meticulously and with gritted teeth plucked them all out. jon could've plucked those roots out before all the trauma and crises if he simply chose to. and he would. in so many universes. because martin (and friendship and love and connection) is worth it. mic drop

[spooksier]

jon attempts direct communication

☆ prints | patreon | comics ☆

[lvckyspyral]

They rly said where are you hiding to that poor phone operator lol

[gouinisme]

uhm. jarchivist

[madootles]

tma sketch dump!

[vanyafresita]

IMAGINE YOURSELF.

TELL ME OF YOURSELF.

WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?

and here is some close ups from the still frames with no filters !

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic of Sam and Celia from The Magnus Protocol and Danny from The Magnus Archives on a gray background. Everyone is colored in a single color. Sam is red, Celia is green, and Danny is yellow. Sam is a fat Arab man with short curly dark hair, a mustache, and a small goatee, and he is wearing small black earrings, a cardigan, a turtleneck, trousers and loafers. Celia is a slim Korean woman with short dark hair and she is wearing rectangular glasses, piercings including an industrial piercing, an x-shaped earring, and snakebites, a button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a vest, trousers, and black wrist cuffs. Danny is a tall, beefy Latino man with short hair, a cut in his brow, and a "cat mouth" and he is wearing small hoop earrings and a waiter uniform including an apron and name tag.

Sam and Celia sit at a table looking tired. Sam is resting his chin on his hand and Celia has her fingers steepled.

Sam: We'll NEVER get what we need without this specific thing and/or connection. WHATEVER will we DO?

Danny appears holding a notepad and pen, shrugging sheepishly and smiling with flowers around his head. Sam and Celia sit up, smiling at him excitedly with their hands in the air

Danny: UM, I might just know a guy! Sam: Our regular waiter, Danny Stoker! Celia: You ALWAYS have what we need! Danny: HAHA, what can I say?

end ID]

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rusty quill i have a suggestion

[prettyinaccurate]

just finished season one... i like him