#Warp Speed Officials Say

[inbabylontheywept]

Hold Your Breath and Burn

Seventeen hours.

Seventeen hours of sitting in his ruined craft, waiting for the carrier to send someone out to save his sorry ass. Seventeen hours of praying that he’d get out before the waste heat from his scrammed piece of shit reactor officially crossed the line from wring-out-your-underwear to meat-falls-off-the-bone. Seventeen hours of praying he was gonna make it.

And now with one blip of radio noise he knew he was gonna die.

Honestly, it was almost a relief.

He punched in a message through the QRAM system.

Hunter-Seeker nearby. Just caught an IFF ping. Being used as bait. Abort rescue.

A drop of sweat rolled down his nose as he waited for a response. He considered letting it drop to the floor. No need to draw this out any more than he already had.

The computer chirped at him. He almost hadn’t expected a response. Any time spent on him would essentially be wasted.

It was oddly comforting to know that they were willing to waste time on a dead man. Helped him feel less like a casualty on a spreadsheet. There was something human about knowing that someone would waste time on you.

He checked the message.

I’m sorry.

He shrugged. What else could be said? He was sorry too. Dying sucked. He’d bitched a lot about living, but honestly, it was starting to look like a pretty great deal.

He cut his self-pity short before it could even grow roots.

He leaned over the QRAM, suddenly tired.

Now what?

There was a longer pause. No sweat dribbled down his nose. He was glad for the reprieve, even if he knew what it signaled.

Hunt-Seekers are dangerous threats.

An obvious statement. Borderline cagey. Something about it made his hackles rise. He waited to see if another message would arrive.

One did.

Would you be willing to make one more sacrifice for mankind?

Ah.

He mulled the question over. Considered every reason he should say no. Considered every way to say no.

Will it hurt?

There was no pause in the response to this. The immediacy was frightening. He’d hoped there’d be something couched in there, but the straightforwardness moved him.

Yes.

He pinched the bridge of his nose and took a deep breath. He wasn’t dead yet.

So be it.

---

The plan was surprisingly simple. Completely unsurvivable, but simple.

First, he would vent the cabin. He had an emergency O2 tank that would last for approximately three minutes. The safest speed that the cabin could be vented at was a little under fifteen minutes. That wasn’t possible, so they’d have to rush the job and see how he made it. The goal was to take exactly as long as the tank would last, and then hold his breath for the last part, because it would, in theory, be very short.

Step two would be overriding the reactor scram. The boric acid would be pumped directly into space, and the reactor would flair up to 1200 F. That was actually the primary reason they needed to vent the atmosphere first: To cool the interior cabin enough that the reactor wouldn’t simply incinerate him in the first five seconds.

Lastly, he would activate a mini-jump. If he was lucky, the Hunter-Seeker would only detect the exit blast, and warp to the end of his FTL cone. It would then drift through space, lost and confused, for at least several seconds. He’d use those last few moments to consider his life up to that point. Then, the reactor would run out of built up xenon.

The rest would be physics.

Are you ready?

The operator's final message hung in the air. Was he ready? Could anyone be ready for this?

Yes.

Pull the trigger. I'm gonna be the first person in two-hundred years to give Oppenheimer a hug on my first day in hell.

---

Another blossom of crimson splattered across his vision as the pressure gauge crept below zero point two atmospheres. He had no idea what the depressurization was doing to his body, but it hurt like hell. The vac-suit was clinging to his body like saran wrap now, damn near tight enough to break a rib, and it still wasn’t done.

He snuck another peek at the pressure gauge.

Zero point zero five.

He went to suck another shaky breath from the tank and found nothing left. His vision was already fading in at the corners. This was even harder than he’d thought.

He stared at the gauge and willed the last bit of air away.

Zero.

Finally.

He leaned across the console and hit the override on the reactor core.

---

The reactor did not roar to life. There was no air to carry the sound, no messenger in this void save light. And the message that light carried was not thunder, no roaring in the canyons, but heat and pain. The energy didn’t flow out of the reactor like it did in air, it was an immediate, searing, flash of agony.

He couldn’t tell if the vacsuit was melting into his skin, or if his skin was melting into the suit, but he could feel a dreadful wetness across his back, the one part of his body exposed to the war god slinging him through space. He barely noticed the sensation of warping, barely noticed the first hesitant blip that appeared on his LADAR screen.

But barely was still enough.

It worked. The stupid son-of-a-bitch had fallen for it. The Hunter-Seeker set a destination at the end of his warp cone and jumped blind. It was catastrophically lazy, and even as his lungs burned from lack of air, even as his back burned with the blowtorch heat of a dying reactor, he knew that he’d won. There was nothing left to do now but wait.

He looked through the display that pretended to be a window to the outside. Imagined the stars, beautiful and gleaming, suspended over the vastness of space. He saw the faint white shine of the reactor reflected across that glossy screen, felt that half numb pain of fire across his entire back, and imagined that last bit of xenon trapped inside, fading away, lost in the sea of neutrons. Fading, fading… gone.

He could almost swear that the flash of light began right there, right as he imagined it would. He died then, ripped apart on a level that few can scarcely imagine, but for one brief moment before death took him, his underwear was dry in the same elegantly understated sense that space is cold and stars are warm. Four hundred kilograms of highly enriched uranium going supercritical is a magical thing.

The Hunter-Seeker never had its moment to look death in the face. All it knew was that in the space where a carrier should have been, it was alone. And then it too was gone. In the space where it used to be, where it had been, there was little more than echoes of fire and heat.

And then those too faded to black.

[bumblekastclips]

Sonic Bravo - Part One

KYLE CROUSE: Here’s a question from Armored Turtle. “Sonic CD, but the only change is that Sonic is the one who gets a crush on Amy rather than vice-versa. How does the rest of the Sonic series play out?”

IAN FLYNN: [chuckling] You finish the uh, Stardust Speedway race and free Amy, and she’s just kinda like, curtsy, “Thank you!” and wanders off, and Sonic’s like, “Aw...” KYLE: [as Sonic] “Oh, whoa, whoa, hey…” IAN: Uh… not a ton to work of— uh, off of in a lot of the Classic stuff in general. Not official, anyway, ‘cause she’s mostly cameo and there’s not a ton of story with her in it… we get to Modern, and I guess by Sonic Adventure, she’s running away from ZERO with Birdie, and Sonic’s like, [suavely] “Hey, you uh, come to this town often?” And she’s like “Running away from a giant robot! Help! Later, bye!” KYLE: [chuckles] IAN: [as Sonic] “Ah nuh nuh nuh— I can help! See, I fight robots! Amy, look at me, I’m fightin’ the robot!” We get to Twinkle Park. [as Sonic, suavely] “Hey, says here, uh, cute couples get in free. What do you think? …Amy? [then, frustrated] Augh, it’s a freakin’ robot! Come on, man!” KYLE: [laughs] Yup, yup… pretty much. IAN: Amy breaks into prison island to bust him outta jail for old times’ sake. [as Sonic] “Ah, so you came all this way to marry me, huh?” [as Amy] “That’s it, leaving the door locked.” [as Sonic] “No, wait, wait, wait, I was kidding! Open the door! Come on!” KYLE: [laughing, then reading chat] So basically Sonic becomes Johnny Bravo? That’s what I’m— IAN: [uproarious laughter] KYLE: [unintelligible] That’s what’s comin’ around here, that’s what the chat says. [laughing] IAN: [really insanely good Johnny Bravo voice] “Do the Monkey with me!” KYLE: [laughs] Oh no! Oh no… IAN: [like, REALLY good Johnny Bravo voice] “Gonna hit me with a hunk ‘a, hunk ‘a piko-piko hammer.” KYLE: [laughing] No… IAN: [as Johnny Bravo] “Come on, Amy, gimme some sugar! Gotta speed, keed!” KYLE: Ohhh, no… IAN: [chuckling, then as Johnny Bravo] “Whatcha see is whatcha get! I’m just a hedgehog who loves adventure!” KYLE: [wheezing laugh] Well… IAN: Okay, add to to-do list, ‘Re-dub entire Sonic series as Sonic Bravo.’ Got it. KYLE: Got it, alright. [laughing] You do that really— IAN: [as Johnny Bravo] “It’s not speed, he’s using a Chaos Emerald to warp!” KYLE: God, why do you do that so well? IAN: [chuckling] KYLE: Why? IAN: [as Johnny Bravo] “No snacks or in-flight movies, I’m outta here! Hyah!” KYLE: [laughing] IAN: Okay, next question, or I’m gonna be doing this all night. KYLE: Yeah, yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, we— we need to move on.

—— TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: Please remember that nothing that is said on BumbleKast is canon! It’s just some guys and their opinions occasionally spitballing ideas. If you don’t like an answer, you don’t have to take it as Word of God or anything like that. It’s all just for fun!

[darkmaga-returns]

COVID-19 vaccine supporters are fond of sneering at public figures who have called for the Food and Drug Administration to pull or at least re-evaluate the safety of the increasingly unpopular therapeutics, such as Health and Human Services secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr., cardiologist Peter McCullough and Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo.

They might have a harder time caricaturing a former Centers for Disease Control and Prevention director who ran the agency when COVID vaccines were being developed, promoted vaccination and repeat boosting as recently as 2022 and promoted cloth face masks as "one of the most powerful weapons we have" against COVID, before vaccines were available.

Robert Redfield cited "concerns that the mRNA vaccines actually have contaminating nucleic acid in them" but also sequences from Simian Virus 40, "which is a tumor virus," in the debut episode of songwriter, author and Lyme Disease activist Dana Parish's podcast.

Some of the 98 million polio vaccines given from 1955 to 1963 contained SV 40, which is part of the same family as the human papillomavirus associated with cervical cancer, according to the federally convened Immunization Safety Review Committee's 2002 review of the evidence for the contamination's effect on cancer rates.

The review was inconclusive on whether "SV40-contaminated polio vaccine did or did not cause cancer in the vaccine recipients" but affirmed that exposure concerns are "significant because of the seriousness of cancers as the possible adverse health outcomes and because of the continuing need to ensure and protect public trust in the nation's immunization program."

[skeleton-mischief]

Fresh Sans!

Yo, I'm Fresh! Don't you dare forget it, ya hear?¿ I'm the best thing you'll ever need!!

(Headcanons below :-) )

- Official Height: 6'3

- He/Him but doesn't mind gender neutral pronouns either

- Optimistic nihilist

- Confident, honest, assertive, teasing, deceitful, erratic, social, cocky, careless, playful, impulsive, perceptive, self sufficient, loud, self involved, apathetic, nosy, unfiltered, and individualistic

- Often, the parasite will willingly leap to other bodies once the husk is no longer usable, fashion becoming altered by whatever AU Sans it possesses

- a fan of TMNT, he owns action figures even

- carries around gum, figurines, stickers, pins, and other random items that somehow fit inside his pockets

- can do backflips effortlessly and is highly flexible, agile

- Speaks uniquely with words like "yo broseph," "that's not very swag, broski" etc.

- He has multiple versions of bro for him to name others

- skateboards to travel around frequently, his skateboard somehow manages to summon and even be shaped differently based on the AU

- Dances commonly and overall cartoonish with his movements, he can

- Often chews on gum or has suckers to eat since he doesn't smoke

- Uses slang and hardly, if ever, curses. If he does curse, it's beyond a serious reason to believe what he has to say

- Has a giant bat as his weapon of choice, but he has stolen multiple mili weapons and even has a magical nuke of choice

- His glasses express his emotion, or just say what he's thinking/saying

- Gets in others personal space but refuses others to do the same for him. Rarely does he actually worry though, since no one wants him super close to them

- Loves to wreck havoc and does not have any attachments to others as a result

- Annoys Error for funsies, along with Red or others that

- AuDHD

- Magic smells and tastes of taffy/fruity candy

- No one can determine what he does or expect a planned attack, his erratic behavior is worse than any other AU

- Has the ability to warp his surroundings in an odd manner. Not quite a glitch but more of a colorful, chaotic way of altering his surroundings. He doesn't do it intentionally, but doesn't mind. For example, things seem to pop with intense color, things that are depressing altering to something else. Cigarettes = Suckers, Alcohol = Soda, etc

- Loves candy and has a sweet tooth, he rarely doesn't have candy in his mouth

- Travels into other AU's, but people are weirded out by him when he appears. He loves to confuse others

- Often seen as annoying, he has a tendency to not care

- He hardly ever is anything but happy, and even then he is never seen not smiling. There would have to be something wRønG to have him frowning

- Has multiple pins and jewelry, he will give you a gift he has if he likes you. It helps him identify you when he decides to travel and needs to remember what timeline of a character knows him

- Will gift people odd things, once he gave someone a Lego pack while another person was gifted a keychain

- Loves furbies to a concerning extent. He somehow got ahold of one that's conscious and carries it around with him. It's the only thing he's truly attached to

- Even if he doesn't have a lot of compassion, empathy, or sympathy, he won't involve others in his drama for the sake of "them not being able to handle his fun nature" (he actually does care for them, and just refuses to acknowledge it)

- Won't go out of his way to keep others safe often, but on occasion he has saved someone. No one can identify what the reason happens to be

- People tend to say "oh no, not him," when he appears

- He canonically can censor other people with their curse words, and in fact it's impossible to curse when he's around

- April 20th is his official bday (420 joke) but because Fresh doesn't like drugs he lies by telling others his birthday is April 1st

- Apparently has amazing Defense to the point that it's nearly impossible to kill him. Only the husk can die, since nothing can out speed the parasite. The only entity it's ever avoided is Reaper, as Reaper happens to be the only one to actually scare the parasite

- Has explosive furbies. He can activate them as if they were a detonator when thrown. When it lands on any intentional or unintentional target, it will explode into a great explosion of "murderous colors"

- Is horribly blunt, he'll say whatever is on his mind without concern. In fact, it can be absolutely the worst insult you've ever had

- He's quite affectionate. He'll hold people's hands, hug them, press foreheads, and even do a kiss now and again

- Has a lot of 80's and 90's fashion, but he just wears whatever makes him happy at the moment

- He doesn't classify himself as good or bad, as he only worries for himself. (....unless?)

- Usually watches other AU's when they're fighting, sometimes he'll fuck shit up as a result too even if it's someone he was on good terms with

- It rarely happens, but if he's angry enough his parasite will crawl out of his eye socket to wrap its tentacles around his glasses. The parasite often moves around the body, which would be around the ribs or the skull

- If he takes off his hat, usually something is underneath like a rubber duck or even a smaller hat

- Acts like he's friends with everyone, even if they absolutely disagree since he just wants a good time

- Taller than other Sanses usually so he looms over them or uses it to his advantage

- Loves to float around, either in air or in water (don't ask)

- His glasses stay on his head at all times. Always, as it's a "stamp" of his character

- Loves french fries and ketchup, though he doesn't need food often

- Usually likes 80's and 90's music but will listen to any for fun

- Adores seeing kids and spending time with them when it happens. He loves to get them to laugh, to play around

- Tom Cardy and Weird Al is his favorite artists

- Roller skates around and often customizes them

- He is one out of two individuals who knows that Ink is soulless

- Gender does not affect him, but he likes masc and gender neutral pronouns the most

- He is very in control of his emotions, he has never lost control of them. HOWEVER, there is a slim chance that if he ever fell in love or loved someone platonically, he would think that he was dying or that he was sick with something

- He's on the aroace spectrum, and there are no reports of him ever experiencing love or sexual attraction. There is a slim chance of love actually forming, romantic at least, but don't expect it to be anytime soon

- He doesn't care what people think, he would love to wear a dress or a skirt with a cute cardigan. Androgynous or masc outfits are what he likes, but he's not against wearing fem clothes

- Can he get drunk? Well, yes, but what gets him drunk isn't alcohol. He has a high metabolism, and it would have to be a specifically made magical beverage to get him wasted. In fact, alcohol, drugs, and smoking are things he avoids. He once snorted a whole ass pack of fun dip and pixie sticks. He didn't do it anymore after the incident.

Closing Notes: I won't really think about what he's like in a romantic relationship since I personally don't see it happening. If it was ever requested, I might consider it someday. I just think he'd form platonic relationships if anything. Thank you for reading :-))

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Me literally like two days ago: Give me a week or so to finish this book before I start planning a new fic, and then I'll probably finish at least one of my current wips on ao3 before I start posting this one

Me now: GUESS WHO WROTE CHAPTER ONE OF ANOTHER NEW FIC

Portrait of a Dead Girl is (hopefully) going up on AO3 today folks! This is my first time writing a fic for the Shadow and Bone trilogy instead of Six of Crows (really branching out, I know) but I am so so excited about it at this point I'm really writing it for myself more than anyone reading it but ah well, and anyway I thought I'd share a lil snippet on here before I post it so I hope that you enjoy! :)

Note: I have completely warped the backstories of these characters and the worldbuilding of the Grishaverse in order to have it mimic the landscape of Western Europe in the mid 1500s, just bear with me I promise it makes sense so long as you lean into it <3

Archive warnings: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage

Summary:

Alina Starkov was given to Duke Aleksander Morozova of Os Alta in marriage when she was fifteen years old. Within a year, she was dead. The official cause of Alina's death was marked as putrid fever, but many at the time believed, and many in the future will go on to believe, that she was poisoned by her husband.

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This fic is completely inspired by The Marriage Portrait by Maggie O'Farrel, which is a work of historical fiction based on the real lives of Duchess Lucrezia d'Este (née de' Medici) and Duke Alfonso ii d'Este of Ferrara. You don't need any prior knowledge of The Marriage Portrait or history to read and enjoy this fic, but know that my writing is very much going to mimic that of O'Farrel in format and although I'm hoping to write the story in my personal usual writing style I will definitely be borrowing a lot of my descriptors, symbols, and so on and so forth from O'Farrel - there will be some of mine too though :)

Snippet from chapter one:

She understands, now, the reason for their sudden journey to such a strange, lonely place as this. He has brought her here, brought her to a stone fortress far away from anything she even vaguely knows, to murder her. It is here that she will die. 

He leans towards her, resting his fingers on the bare skin of her wrist as he says something. She doesn’t listen, though she is aware that she can hear the words. The astonishment of her epiphany has thrust her right up out of her body, and she is fighting the urge to laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all as she floats above the couple at the table and bumps against the ceiling beams like the clumsy ghost she is surely destined to become. She watches herself nodding at him, mumbling a polite and customary reply to whatever it was he said, sipping her wine and taking a bite of her bread. The couple sit together and talk, eat, drink - as though nothing at all is amiss between them, as though this is a normal dinner on a normal day, that it will be followed by a normal evening and a normal night. The Alina sitting at the table is talking about the journey here, about pretty landscapes and her enjoyment of the ride he has taken her on. The Alina floating at the ceiling knows that the version of herself below is a liar; the ride here was dull, through blank and stark fields beneath an ugly grey sky. Her husband had set the pace at a trot, mile after mile of it, Alina’s back aching and her skin chafed by wet stockings. Even inside her squirrel-lined gloves, the fingers clutching at her reins had been frozen with cold. She kept looking at the mane of her horse, half expecting it to have stopped in place, encased by ice. 

Alina had wanted to spur her horse, once they’d reached the countryside and Os Alta faded into the distance. She’d wanted to dig her heels into its flank, feel its hooves fly over the stones and soil, to move over the flat landscape at real speed. She’d wanted to feel giddy and alive and drunk in the wind and rain and sky. But she did not. Because she knew that she must not. Her husband had ridden ahead with two guards either side of him, and her place was behind him - or next to him, if invited. But never in front.

Now she wishes that she’d done it anyway, that she had urged the mare into a gallop and streaked past him cackling like a madwoman, that she had released her hair into the wind as she rode, that her cloak had lashed out behind her and the hooves of her horse had flung mud across him and his guards. Even more than this, she wishes that she’d had the foresight to turn her reins towards the distant hills, where she could have lost herself off among the rocky folds and peaks somewhere he would never find her. 

But, of course, she did not. And now here she is, condemned by the manners she always has to try so hard to remember.

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Steve Benen at MaddowBlog:

Across the country, public school districts require children to be fully immunized against, among other things, polio, measles, hepatitis B, chickenpox, diphtheria, tetanus, and pertussis before they can attend classes. These policies have existed for years; they’ve been incredibly effective; they enjoy the support of public-health officials; and they haven’t been especially controversial. Indeed, up until quite recently, assorted partisans didn’t think to make much of a fuss about it. And yet, there was Donald Trump in Wisconsin yesterday, telling his followers to robust applause, “I will not give one penny to any school that has a vaccine mandate.” For those who keep an eye on the former president’s rhetoric, the line was familiar. After all, the Republican recently peddled the identical line in Michigan. And Florida. And Washington, D.C. And Texas, Minnesota, and New Jersey. And Pennsylvania, Ohio, Georgia, and Virginia.

And that's just recently. Trump has made the same declaration, word for word, for over a year. Every time, his base applauds, offering timely reminders that Trump often takes his cues from his followers, as opposed to the other way around. Far-right voters oppose lifesaving vaccines, so the Republican candidate is only too pleased to tell them what they want to hear. When Trump first started peddling this vow, there was some discussion about whether he was referring specifically to Covid vaccine mandates or all vaccine mandates, but the presumptive GOP nominee, at least publicly, has ignored the distinction. What’s more, in some instances, Trump has said his policy would apply to all public education, “from kindergarten through college.”

Or put another way, a second Trump administration — if the candidate’s promises are to be believed — would be prepared to cut federal support from every public school district in the United States, as well as most institutions of higher learning. (Remember, all 50 states require vaccinations for students.)

Over the past year or so, Donald Trump has repeated the "I will not give one penny to any school that has a vaccine mandate or a mask mandate" line at many of his propaganda rally events.

What does he mean when he says "I will not give one penny to any school that has a vaccine mandate or a mask mandate"? Is he referring to just the COVID vaccine? Or does he mean all vaccines? Trump's campaign spokesliars have inferred that it's only the COVID vaccine, but Trump hasn't made a distinction.

Trump's dangerous pandering to anti-vaxxer extremists (and it's not just the anti-COVID vaccine-only crowd, but also the anti-all vaccines crowd)-- despite once touting his Operation Warp Speed that got COVID vaccines out in late 2020-- is more proof that he is afraid of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. eating at portions of his base.

If he wins, school vaccine mandates could be drastically altered or removed, especially in red areas.

See Also:

Politico: What can Trump do about vaccines? More than you might think.

HuffPost: Trump Makes Bizarre Threat About Schools And Vaccine Mandates

[toaarcan]

I want to get back to writing eventually, but this is just on my mind at the moment:

Re-integrating a character like Fiona into the Freedom Fighters post-Mecha Sally is weirdly easy, just because of how much shit they’ve been through in the past few weeks.

Fiona: You're being weirdly nice to me. It’s kinda confusing.

Sally: Last month Eggman shot me, rewrote the universe, roboticized me while trying to do the same to the entire planet and nuke every piece of technology on its surface, peeled my skin off with a blowtorch and shoved a bunch of guns in me while I was still awake, rebooted the universe again and tried to kill me with a failsafe when he lost. And while that was happening the council I set up to limit the power of the crown gave said crown to Ixis Naugus, who proceeded to exile one of my best friends from the city and make an alliance with Eggman to assassinate my brother. I'm finding it really hard to care about the small shit* these days.

Fiona: Are... are you okay?

Sally: No.

(*I’m referring to Fiona’s betrayal as “small shit” for a few reasons, 1) People in-universe don’t like or respect Scourge and treat his actions with appropriate scorn, and 2) Sally in particular has recognised that she was an abuse victim and so she’s more vigilant when it comes to other people in similar positions, which includes Fiona (do not challenge me on that, I have receipts), so she is substantially more willing to offer an olive branch than she otherwise would be. Also, 3) It had basically zero impact in the comic itself. Sally already didn’t like or trust her, Amy was upset about what Fiona said for one issue and then immediately got over it and also never exchanged words with her again, Ant took it as motivation to propose to Bunnie and then neither of them ever mentioned it again either, Tails was more angry about Sonic dating Fiona than he was about anything Fiona did within seven issues, and Sonic himself stopped giving a shit after 172 itself closed. Least impactful betrayal ever.)

I have it in my head that Mecha Sally was the turning point. It changed things. These characters just went through an intense amount of trauma, and it’s altered a lot of their perspectives. I recognise that, had this been an official continuation, they likely would’ve snapped back to normal fairly quickly. But I’m not trying to write an official continuation, I’m doing my own thing. And I say “Trauma responses for everybody!”

Eggman overstepped the line at warp speed, and that’s going to cause him problems. And not just because he pushed them so far that they decided that “Waking up the 3000-year-old apocalypse robot” was a risk worth taking.

(Art by @nicholas-anderson)

Fiona either escaping from her previous situation, or being forced to return by circumstance, would be coming back to a group of people who aren’t the same as they were when she left, and are in a position where they’re a lot more capable of understanding her perspective too.

And also, like, Sonic not going back to save her when they were kids is actually addressed. And explained.

(Sidenote: The explanation is that he did go back and save her, but it was actually Auto-Fiona 1.0 that he found. Being young and not knowing what an Auto-Automaton was, he assumed that Fiona had always been a robot and gave up on trying to save her. He didn’t know she was real until she turned up in Knothole after he came back from space.)

Things between her and the FF would still be fairly rocky in places, but honestly that has more to do with Fiona’s own trauma response being anger and self-isolation than anything else, and that the last people who were unexpectedly nice to her really didn’t have her best interests at heart.

[wyrddogs]

For those of you who enjoyed my notes on what I did with Kermit, here are some things that Zaku has been working on in the three days I’ve owned him:

- Baby impulse control stuff, including:

~~ The crate door will never open until you are quiet and all four feet are on the floor.

~~ I will set you down when you are done wiggling.

~~ Crate door will not open until you are quiet and all four feet are on the floor.

~~ Did I mention the crate door?

- Lots and lots and lots of driving time. He rapidly became a very good traveler.

- Experience staying in a hotel. Lots of elevator rides. Exposure to a wide variety of people and dogs in a wide variety of daytime and nighttime clothing.

- So far of the six dogs I’ve owned/raised, his potty training is coming along the fastest. Warp speed, basically. He came to me litter-trained, and instantly grasped that outside is the potty place. He keeps his crate clean as long as there are no blankies. He can earn back a crate blankie once he figures out they are not for peeing on.

- Integration into the pack is going well. He is extremely brave and is not at all intimidated by the older puppies. He is very good about paying attention to dogs telling him to leave them alone...

- ... But he still has baby brain, so sometimes he says “but I WANT to play with you” and is then removed from the other dog.

- We are learning that grabbing the dachshund and thrashing him is never acceptable behavior. Respecting dachshund and chihuahua personal space is paramount.

- Some fun baby tug and fetch games. Really good handler engagement.

- He’s still small enough that I carried him while taking Kermit for a walk. He’s very good about being carried.

- Trips to two different Petsmarts.

- Introduction to brushing, collar grab, and feet handling. Introduction to laying upside-down in my lap, which is my preferred position for nail trims.

- Need to work on putting his collar on and off. It’s a struggle because he gets very excited and then gets very bitey. Want to officially introduce his harness rather than just shoving it on him. Also need to see if I can get him to stay in the little backpack I’m borrowing. He’s currently Kermit-sized but won’t be in a week.

- Vet visit is tomorrow, and we’ll hang out at confo class tonight. Baby “agility” class starts next week-ish.

[liesmyteachertoldme]

Planned genocide: Covid jabs were designed to cause harm, warns pharmaceutical executive

It’s not that covid so-called “vaccines” just so happened to turn out ineffective and deadly. Rather they were designed as such, according to Alexandra “Sasha” Latypova, a 25-year pharmaceutical industry veteran-turned-investigator who says the Department of Defense (DoD) had “very clear intent to harm” by executing a “mass genocide of Americans.”

Under the DoD’s control and direction, drug manufacturers like Pfizer, Moderna, and Janssen started mass-producing the shots for Operation Warp Speed – long before the first cases of “covid” even appeared, it turns out. These “figurehead” organizations, Latypova insists, were just obeying the DoD’s orders.

What this means is the United States military oversaw the creation and rollout of these “covid countermeasures,” as they were classified before being erroneously dubbed as “vaccines.” This is why they called it Operation Warp Speed: because it was a military warfare operation, not a “public health” operation.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) also played their role by fast-tracking emergency use authorization (EUA) for the deadly drugs, followed by official approval for some of them – and the rest is history.

Covid jabs train the body “to destroy itself,” Latypova warns

“The evidence is overwhelming that there is an intent to harm people by the covid-19 injections, so-called ‘vaccines,’ and other nonsensical covid response measures implemented in lockstep by governments all over the world,” she said.

Again, it is not that the shots were designed to help people but just so happened to be dangerous. Latypova says they were designed that way on purpose as a chemical and / or biological weapon against the people, which she says is substantiated by an extensive body of literature, studies, scientific discussions, (and) evidence published on this matter.”

“There are numerous mechanisms of injury built into the covid-19 injections,” she further explained. “The most important one being that these shots are designed to make your cells attack themselves, make your cells express antigens that are toxic spike proteins, and then create antibodies to attack the cells. So, it trains your body to destroy itself.”

There is nothing safe, let alone effective, about these injections, in other words – unless the effective goal was to massively depopulate the world. In that case, the injections are working exactly as designed – and the worst is yet to come.

From the very beginning, the safety signals were “obvious,” Latypova says. And yet nobody in any position of power seemed to notice, or perhaps they deliberately ignored these safety signals because killing people was the goal.

“There is no efficacy in these shots,” Latypova reveals. “In fact, we know there is negative efficacy, meaning that these shots make you more likely to get sick and die.”

During the shots’ production, good manufacturing practices (GMP) were completely ignored, also apparently by design, to further ensure a deadly product outcome. Had proper safety standards been upheld, the shots might have ended up less deadly, which would have gone against the agenda.

“We found that these products are dirty, contaminated, do not conform at all to what the label says,” Latypova says. “And they’re hugely toxic by design.”

“They should all be stopped immediately, and this should be investigated properly. And we should bring those responsible to justice, to accountability. Until that happens, we cannot move on from this.”

[universitypenguin]

Which popular kink you hate but you have made peace with it as it comes in every fic?

My initial reaction when I saw this was to reply: foot fetish

I know that probably doesn't make sense, but I was in the Salt Lake City airport last weekend and overheard some women discussing guys with foot fetishes... let's just say I had no idea it was such a common kink. 🤮 However, to be fair, I haven't seen that one very often in Tumblr fics.

After some reflection, here’s my official answer: the kink where a male character likes that his love interest is a helpless, incompetent nitwit.

I hate this trope/kink with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. If you'll tolerate my psycho-analysis of why I feel so strongly about it, continue reading below.

Your question made me think of a fic I read a few months ago where the female lead was shown to be excessively helpless. In the story she was trying to use power tools and tackle a home repair or something. (I can’t remember exactly what she was doing, because I clicked out of the story at warp speed just a few minutes later.) Anyways, the female character has a goal, she’s collected her tools and she’s trying to accomplish this goal… and the male character shows up. Of course, he’s furious to find her using big, scary, dangerous power tools. 

Does she slap him across the face? Throw a hammer at him? Nope! She went along with it and was chastised like a two year old.  

My reaction:

Now, I can understand what the goal of the scene was - the author was trying to present the male character as protective and caring. In reality all he’d done was crippled the person he was supposed to love by not allowing them to grow and learn. The second thing I can understand is that from my perspective, as the reader, this scene probably misses the mark for cultural reasons. 

I grew up in an extremely rural area and at ten years old, I could split firewood, shoot a rifle, and with adult supervision, use a miter saw. (For those of you who didn’t take woodshop in high school, a miter saw is a very large power tool for a kid to handle.) When I moved to the city, I can still remember having to explain to someone what an auxiliary fuel tank was. 

Anyways , returning to the main point. When the male character’s attraction to a woman is based on, or enhanced by, her lack of abilities, it disgusts me. The disgust probably stems from fear. Where I come from, incompetent was the most dangerous thing for a human being to be. Not being prepared gets people (and those unlucky enough to be around them) hurt and/or killed. That lesson must have sunk in for me at a very young age, because seeing incompetence praised in fiction really affects me. It especially bothers me in regards to female characters but I hate it just as much in male characters - they're just less likely to be depicted as helpless.

In regards to having made peace with this kink… yeah, that’s not in the cards. 😅

The helplessness kink rankles my survival instincts too much.

[kkrt171]

The one where he saw her face for the first time…

3 weeks ago…

“She’s coming!!! She’s finally coming to San Diego!!!” Hazard squealed as she danced her way into the boat’s mess only to slip on a supposed wet area and slide into a wall before finally sitting down at the table, making us all chuckle at her expense… again.

“Babe, I love you, but I can’t believe they let you fly multi-million planes for a living.” Hangman said with a snicker and a smirk plastered on his face.

It still amazed him how that relationship ever just… happened. They were always “close”. Jake and Annie were in the Naval academy together and right from the get go, they were a team. She was the only one that truly called hangman out on his shit, while still his friend and hooking up with him. But it wasn’t until after “the mission” that they officially got together. Annie always said Jake needed to figure his shit out before she would ever consider it. Apparently saving Rooster’s life and the ultimate hashing out of shit between them afterwards was enough. Even he had to admit that Hangman’s attitude had changed after that mission. The rivalry would always be there… but now there was also mutual respect, and that was enough.

“Bite me, Bagman.” She muttered before turning back to the group with a hundred watt grin. “Clare’s coming to visit!!!”

“Who’s Clare?” I asked now genuinely curious.

“She’s the absolute best! I met her years ago in when I was stationed in the med… we had port call in France and I took a bullet train into Paris for a day… she was studying there at the time and apparently we both have the same taste in wine bars, cause that’s where I found her. She was sitting at the counter and the place was absolutely packed full of locals… I went to the bar to order a glass , expecting just to stand around and experience the atmosphere for awhile, I mean it’s freaking Paris! Anyway, I was standing next to her when I ordered. I had asked the bartender to suggest a dry red and she pipes in with a suggestion instead without even looking up from her phone… still to this day the best wine I’ve EVER had! Anyway, her English accent led me to start a convo with her and now here we are 5 years later.” She said with a nostalgic smile.

“Is this the friend you’re always FaceTiming and Skyping?” Phoenix asks.

“Yup!” She grins, looking for a good photo to show everyone on her phone. “This was last year in Greece!” She grins passing the phone to Phoenix beside her.

“Hmmm” She says passing it off to me next with a pointed stare. Ever since she and Bob started dating, she’s been up my ass recently about settling down finally, but after everything that’s happened in my life, I’m skeptical… and then I look at the photo in front of me.

She’s beautiful… and I have about a million thoughts running through my mind at warp speed and they all involve her. I still haven’t said a word, nor have I looked up from Hazard’s phone. I sit there stunned at the revelation that not only do I want her, I want everything with her. I want it all… and THAT has NEVER happened before.

“Tell me about her.” I say barely over a whisper and still not looking up from the photo. I can hear the smile in her voice when she talks.

“She’s an award-winning pastry chef. She owns an extremely successful bakery and an upscale restaurant in Mayfair, England with 4 of her best friends since childhood. She’s a perfectionist when it comes to her baking and even cooking for that matter. Her family comes from really old money in England. I think there’s royal blood in her lineage way back.”

“I’m going to marry this woman.” The words are out of my mouth before I can catch them and I think the announcement stuns the entire table, including myself. Hangman starts choking on his burger, Payback spits water across the table, and Fanboy is too shocked to react when it sprays him in the face. Bob is laughing softly, Phoenix has a shit-eating grin on her face barely able to contain her excitement, and Hazard is smirking at me while staring at me intently. She does this with people. She studies them almost, like she’s trying to see into their souls to find out what kind of person they are.

“I thought you said you’d never settle down.” She says softly, but with intent. She’s curious.

“I never met her.” I say.

“You still haven’t met her.” Her tone isn’t mean or snarky. She’s merely stating a fact.

“But I will.” I say confidently. I will meet her. I think Hazard even wants me to meet her.

“What if reality, doesn’t meet your expectations?” She counters… she’s fishing now. Trying to see how serious I am about this situation.

“It will.” I say with conviction. And it will, of that I am 100% sure of.

“How can you be so sure?” She says chuckling, genuinely curious at how confident I am.

“Because she’s your friend. You see things in people, you study them and if you find something in them- some redeeming quality, you keep them close. You’ve kept her close, very close, even though she live halfway across the world. She’s already passed the hardest personality test in the world… you. So, if you’re this excited about her coming to visit, I am 100% sure that the reality of her will be just as perfect as what I imagine her to be. “ and it’s true. I KNOW it’s true.

“She could be a wallflower for all you know.” She says with narrowed eyes.

“I can be the extrovert for both of us. Keep the unwanted attention away from her.” And I could. I would do that for her.

“What if she’s boring?” She say grinning.

“She’s not.” I scoff rolling my eyes.

“What if she’s quiet?” Now it’s a thoughtful tone in her voice.

“Trust me, I’ve got plenty to say!” I say pointing down at her picture, making the corners of her mouth turn up just a little more. She’s trying not to laugh.

“What if she’s a bad kisser?” I’m shocked she could even say this with a straight face.

“Good thing I’m an instructor then!” I say laughing trying to lighten the mood.

“What if she tells you she’s waiting until marriage to sleep with you?” Again, fishing. Maybe. Ultimately, it doesn’t matter… which honestly surprises me more than anything else.

“Well, good thing I’m planning to propose on our first date. I can wait.” I say, only half joking.

“You really believe she’s it for you.” She says. It’s a statement, not a questions. She’s appraising me now. She’s starting to get it. The whole table who was just laughing wholeheartedly a second ago, starts to fizzle. Serious faces are appearing around me.

“Holy shit.” Hangman deadpans.

“About fuckin time.” Phoenix says with a smile.

“Dude, if I didn’t know better, I’d say you just fell in love.” Fanboy is still just staring at me.

“I think I did too.” I say softly staring back down at the photo, before quickly sending it to myself so I’d have it too.

“Dude, what the fuck?!” Hazard says trying to reach for her phone back over the table. As soon as it sends I damn near throw it at her. “Are you kidding me?!”

“I needed a photo of my future wife!” I say defensively laughing.

“Jesus fuck.” She facepalms. “Do NOT be this stupid when you meet her!” She’s says pointing at me.

[knitruneatrepeat]

Oh hi there! Let’s have a coffee date!

- One final work day today before I leave for vacation on Saturday

- I am dog and cat sitting. Or in their case, they are providing me plenty of snuggles and anchoring down all the sheets (there are 7 of them total!!! 😮)

- I am way behind on my presents. I need to Cricut press 11 shirts and 3 bags (all but 2 of the shirts I have the HTV cut out for, so that will be quick). I gotta wrap presents and pack them to ship tomorrow.

- I have zero stuff packed. There are folded things all over my sofa that need to be packed, but no official suitcase is fully loaded with 3 weeks’ worth of clothes….. But hey, my laundry is done besides what I wore the last 4 days. So there is at least positive stuff going on there.

- I need to get everything in my house squared away, put away, or cleaned tonight and tomorrow afternoon before I leave. It’s exhausting what I need to do and I honestly just need to downsize all my “stuff”. You know, with all my spare time.

- Doctor had some not so great news before Thanksgiving regarding the buttload of bloodwork tests that he ran. And now I have to make significant diet changes (bye bye red meat, cheese, and all things dairy goodness). Hopefully with some of those changes the bloodwork can improve. But his biggest focus is my weight. And why I can’t lose weight. It’s been a difficult year, and ironically the scale doesn’t say any differently than it did this time last year.

- I got a lot running through my mind but I feel like I’m warp speed right now trying to plow through the next 48 to prepare for heading northbound to be with my honey…

[storiesconsumemysoul]

Excerpts from the Reuters report (by Chris Bing and Joel Schectman) on June 14th, 2024:

A little medical and historical context:

Academic research published recently has shown that, when individuals develop skepticism toward a single vaccine, those doubts often lead to uncertainty about other inoculations. Lucey and other health experts say they saw such a scenario play out in Pakistan, where the Central Intelligence Agency used a fake hepatitis vaccination program in Abbottabad as cover to hunt for Osama bin Laden, the terrorist mastermind behind the attacks of September 11, 2001. Discovery of the ruse led to a backlash against an unrelated polio vaccination campaign, including attacks on healthcare workers, contributing to the reemergence of the deadly disease in the country.

The capitalist and imperialist motives:

Beijing didn’t limit its global influence efforts to propaganda. It announced an ambitious COVID assistance program, which included sending masks, ventilators and its own vaccines – still being tested at the time – to struggling countries. In May 2020, Xi announced that the vaccine China was developing would be made available as a “global public good,” and would ensure “vaccine accessibility and affordability in developing countries.” Sinovac was the primary vaccine available in the Philippines for about a year until U.S.-made vaccines became more widely available there in early 2022. Washington’s plan, called Operation Warp Speed, was different. It favored inoculating Americans first, and it placed no restrictions on what pharmaceutical companies could charge developing countries for the remaining vaccines not used by the United States. The deal allowed the companies to “play hardball” with developing countries, forcing them to accept high prices, said Lawrence Gostin, a professor of medicine at Georgetown University who has worked with the World Health Organization. The deal “sucked most of the supply out of the global market,” Gostin said. “The United States took a very determined America First approach.” To Washington’s alarm, China’s offers of assistance were tilting the geopolitical playing field across the developing world, including in the Philippines, where the government faced upwards of 100,000 infections in the early months of the pandemic.

The gov. authorization:

In the past, such opposition from the State Department might have proved fatal to the program. Previously in peacetime, the Pentagon needed approval of embassy officials before conducting psychological operations in a country, often hamstringing commanders seeking to quickly respond to Beijing’s messaging, three former Pentagon officials told Reuters. But in 2019, before COVID surfaced in full force, then-Secretary of Defense Mark Esper signed a secret order that later paved the way for the launch of the U.S. military propaganda campaign. The order elevated the Pentagon’s competition with China and Russia to the priority of active combat, enabling commanders to sidestep the State Department when conducting psyops against those adversaries. The Pentagon spending bill passed by Congress that year also explicitly authorized the military to conduct clandestine influence operations against other countries, even “outside of areas of active hostilities.”

And one last one following up on the secret order and General Dynamics IT:

The senior defense official said the Pentagon has rescinded parts of Esper’s 2019 order that allowed military commanders to bypass the approval of U.S. ambassadors when waging psychological operations. The rules now mandate that military commanders work closely with U.S. diplomats in the country where they seek to have an impact. The policy also restricts psychological operations aimed at “broad population messaging,” such as those used to promote vaccine hesitancy during COVID. The Pentagon’s audit concluded that the military’s primary contractor handling the campaign, General Dynamics IT, had employed sloppy tradecraft, taking inadequate steps to hide the origin of the fake accounts, said a person with direct knowledge of the review. The review also found that military leaders didn’t maintain enough control over its psyop contractors, the person said. A spokesperson for General Dynamics IT declined to comment. Nevertheless, the Pentagon’s clandestine propaganda efforts are set to continue. In an unclassified strategy document last year, top Pentagon generals wrote that the U.S. military could undermine adversaries such as China and Russia using “disinformation spread across social media, false narratives disguised as news, and similar subversive activities [to] weaken societal trust by undermining the foundations of government.” And in February, the contractor that worked on the anti-vax campaign – General Dynamics IT – won a $493 million contract. Its mission: to continue providing clandestine influence services for the military.

I would highly recommend reading the whole thing (link at the top) especially if this is the first you've heard of this happening. The article goes into the specifics of the Philippines-Us-China relations during this time and the devastating rates the country was facing when the U.S. was doing this shit. There is also a good chunk on how they targeted Muslim majority regions with disinformation about pig derivatives in the sinovac and the attempted pushback by religious scholars to assure their populace that even if it did, taking it would still not be haram under these circumstances.

Framing is centrist-y but still solid reporting and a great read.

i rlly do not think white global northerners understand how fucking bad the anti sinovac psyop was in context of the philippines and other targeted countries being from the global south, with a history of economic and military intervention and destabilization by the usa specifically.

i live in the philippines and sinovac was the only available vaccine for MONTHS of the pandemic. people were fucking dying and we had no pfizer, no j&j, no astrazeneca, no moderna. sinovac was the ONLY vaccine supply we had. and the supply wasnt even enough for even my small city. we do not have the infrastructure to manufacture our own vaccines and tests. we were entirely reliant on imports from other countries who Did have the capacity to manufacture such things

i got up early for several days straight to go to a pop up walk in vaccination site (were talking there by 7:30am) set up in a fucking public basketball court because it was the only way to get vaccinated, and 3 times i had to go back empty handed so to speak after exposing myself to this massive opportunity for transmission because they fucking ran out of shots and prioritized the elderly and disabled and i didnt have my legal pwd (person with disability) card yet. i had to go to a different barangay (local unit of government) to get my shot MONTHS LATER and only got mine because one of my family was in the local govt and reserved some shots for us.

many filipinos use facebook which is where some of the psyop was conducted because you can use it for free on your phone and it is often where news is disseminated. i know we have that joke about People Believing Anything They See On Facebook but i cannot stress enough that people here get local news from fb the same way you (used to) get news from twitter about shit like localized emergencies and whatnot.

because we are third world, you know that the state of our education system is nothing compared to the states. media and news literacy here is dangerously low and the population is sensitive to mis/disinformation, as can be seen during the 2022 presidential elections where the usa Also interfered lol. i cannot stress enough how much of the population was susceptible to this psyop, especially those in poverty who couldnt afford proper education. hell, even educated people fell for this shit. do you think jhunjhun who didnt finish grade 6 would be able to identify disguised foreign intervention that was in his own language?

we were already recovering from public scrutiny of a different vaccine, a dengue vaccine, which lowered public trust in inoculation. and then the usa goes and does THIS??? i cannot emphasize enough that they are directly responsible for the tens and thousands of unvaccinated covid deaths. they are responsible for my friends having to bury their unvaxxed parents and grandparents at the age of 19. they are responsible for mass death and disability.

but were just a country in the periphery. so who cares about us? our lives are worthless to the usa, which is why they admitted that they did this when they would otherwise "never" to their own population. third worlders arent real people to your government. we are merely statistics and a petri dish for experimentation. so who cares if we die? the real important thing isnt our lives, its that the usa has more control over us than china.

[darkmaga-returns]

There are a lot of reasons why.

The one I want to focus on here is the vaccine mandate. Because it signaled that the federal government, with all its power, is not only backing mainstream medicine, it’s enforcing it.

Think about this. Where does government get its justification for claiming that one kind of medical practice is official?

And then, on top of that, on what basis does it claim it can demand, with bad consequences for dissenters, that Americans fall in line and take shots in the arm?

When you trace this back, beyond where big conservative websites are willing to go, you arrive at Trump. He launched Warp Speed. That was government backing a vaccine—with major money.

Trump went all in, in his usual bloated style, with heraldic promises about the marvel of the upcoming vaxx. Once he was out of office, Biden took it all a step further. Mandate.

Fauci was the mouthpiece: “Follow the science.” “I am the science.” That’s the clue. That’s the government saying it’s supporting “objective fact.”

That’s the government claiming it knows objective fact when it sees it. And no one can challenge this knowing.

When the actual results of the vaccine started leaking out, and it was obvious the shot was killing and wounding large numbers of people, the government said: NO. IT’S NOT HAPPENING. THAT’S DISINFORMATION. DISINFORMATION MUST BE STOPPED. CENSORED.

[sutrala]

(NaturalNews) The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) lied to Americans about the efficacy of the Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) "vaccines"...

[quantumaicatrading]

Quantum Ai Canada: The Future of Investing 2024

Are you ready to dive into the world of Quantum AI? In the Canadian investment landscape, the name "Quantum AI Canada" is generating a buzz. It promises to revolutionize your trading strategies with mind-boggling quantum computing and the precision of artificial intelligence. But amidst the tantalizing claims of high returns, a nagging question lingers: Is this a groundbreaking investment opportunity or a cleverly disguised scheme? In this article, we'll pull back the curtain on Quantum AI Canada, exploring both its potential rewards and the risks that lie in wait.

Table

What is Quantum AI?

Potential Benefits of Quantum AI Canada

Automated and Effortless

Speed and Efficiency

Data-Driven Precision

Is Quantum AI Canada a Legitimate Opportunity?

The Argument for Potential

The Need for Skepticism

The Importance of Your Own Investigation

How to Use Quantum AI Canada (Step-by-Step Guide)

Alternatives to Quantum AI Canada

Is Quantum AI Canada Legitimate? A Balanced Examination

Problem

Solution

So, what do you need to do to start?

What Makes Quantum AI Canada So Good For Investing

FAQs

Exploring Quantum AI Canada Responsibly: Tips for Informed Decision-Making

Quantum AI Canada: Can It Be the Right Choice?

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Is Quantum AI Canada a scam?

How much does it cost to use Quantum AI Canada?

Does Quantum AI Canada guarantee profits?

Can I lose all of my money with Quantum AI Canada?

Is Quantum AI Canada suitable for beginners?

Conclusion

What is Quantum AI?

Picture this: Quantum AI presents itself as your automated financial copilot. It claims to navigate the turbulent world of investing for you. Think of it like a super-advanced trading robot equipped with quantum-powered analysis and cutting-edge AI algorithms.

So, how does it actually work? Well, Quantum AI Canada says it constantly scans a vast sea of market data, searching for patterns and trends invisible to the naked eye. It claims to harness this information to predict price movements and make trades on your behalf, all with the aim of maximizing your profits.

This is the world’s first quantum computing machine; unlike your home PC, this computer is smart – it makes thousands of simultaneous ‘decisions’ at once. Your brain thinks one thought at a time, in a sequence. Imagine if you could have thousands of thoughts at once, each as clear as the other. That’s quantum computing.

It finds trades by analysing differentials between stock prices every nano-second that stock markets are live (and makes predictions even when the markets are closed, so you’ll know what’s likely to happen when they re-open). Your current computer (and everyone else’s) can’t match the decision speeds of this new system.

Sign up from the official website link only to not get scammed!, and be one of the exclusive few using this technology (before everyone else gets wind of it!)

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Potential Benefits of Quantum AI Canada

Quantum AI Canada hold true, it has the potential to revolutionize how we invest. Let's explore some of the tantalizing benefits it promises to deliver:

Warp-Speed Analysis: Forget waiting hours or even minutes for market analysis. Quantum AI Canada boasts the ability to process massive amounts of data in fractions of a second. Imagine having a team of lightning-fast analysts dissecting every piece of market information before anyone else blinks.

Laser-Sharp Accuracy: With complex algorithms analyzing those mountains of data, Quantum AI Canada claims to pinpoint trade opportunities with exceptional accuracy. This could potentially give you an edge over traditional trading methods.

Trading Without Emotion: We humans are emotional beings, and fear or greed can sometimes sabotage our investing decisions. Quantum AI Canada promises to eliminate this factor with its purely data-driven approach. It aims to make calculated trades, immune to those pesky emotions that often get in the way.

Investing Around the Clock: Markets never sleep, and neither does Quantum AI Canada. Its ability to analyze and trade 24/7 means you could potentially capitalize on opportunities that emerge anytime, anywhere.

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Automated and Effortless

Quantum AI promotes a hands-off approach to investing. Its automated systems claim to handle market analysis and execute trades on your behalf. This could be particularly attractive to beginners or those short on time, who still want to explore the potential of active trading.

Speed and Efficiency

If true, the potential of quantum-powered analysis is mind-blowing. Imagine having the power to dissect colossal amounts of market data in milliseconds. Quantum AI claims to do just that, potentially identifying fleeting profit opportunities with unparalleled speed and efficiency. This could be a significant advantage in the ever-changing world of finance.

Data-Driven Precision

Powered by sophisticated algorithms, Quantum AI promises to pinpoint trading signals with laser-like precision. This calculated approach aims to remove emotional biases that can sometimes cloud our judgment. For traders seeking a purely data-driven method, this potential for enhanced accuracy holds strong appeal.

Is Quantum AI Canada a Legitimate Opportunity?

The buzz surrounding Quantum AI Canada is hard to miss. It paints a picture of effortless profits and revolutionary technology, enough to make any investor sit up and take notice. But, amidst the flashy marketing and enticing promises, the critical question lingers: Is Quantum AI Canada the real deal, or is something more dubious lurking beneath the surface?

The Argument for Potential

Let's be clear: the technology concepts behind Quantum AI Canada are fascinating. The idea of harnessing quantum computing's mind-bending speed and complex algorithms to navigate financial markets sparks both awe and intrigue. If these claims hold true, it could introduce a new era of data analysis and investment strategies.

The Need for Skepticism

However, the world of investing teaches us a valuable lesson: if something sounds too good to be true, it often is. Platforms like Quantum AI Canada often lack transparency regarding their operations, track records, and the teams behind them. Flashy testimonials and promises of sky-high returns can be used to mask potential risks or less-than-legitimate practices.

The Importance of Your Own Investigation

Before diving headfirst into Quantum AI Canada, or any similar platform, it's your responsibility as an investor to dig deeper. Here are some key things to consider:

Regulation: Look into the platform's regulatory standing in Canada. Is it overseen by reputable financial authorities?

Independent Reviews: Seek out reviews and opinions from sources outside of Quantum AI's own website and marketing materials.

Realistic Expectations: Be wary of promises that seem extreme or guarantee overnight riches. Investing always carries a degree of risk.

How to Use Quantum AI Canada (Step-by-Step Guide)

Quantum AI Canada operates simple than other automated trading platforms, here's a breakdown of the potential process:

Step-by-Step Guide

Sign Up: Visit the Quantum AI Canada website and create an account. You'll likely need to provide basic personal information. And Wait For the call to confirm your registration.

Fund Your Account: Most platforms require an initial deposit to begin Live trading. Explore available deposit methods and minimum requirements.

Automated Trading Begins: Quantum AI Canada will start your automated trading to gather more possible profit in a day.

Withdrawal (Hopefully): With any amount of profit you can withdraw on your PayPal, or Direct Bank.

Important Considerations

Start Small: Even if Quantum AI Canada seems appealing, tread cautiously. Consider starting with a smaller investment $250 while you familiarize yourself with the platform.

Risk Management: Explore if Quantum AI Canada offers any risk management tools like stop-loss orders to help limit potential losses.

Never Invest What You Can't Lose: Any investment carries risk. Use only funds you can afford to lose without impacting your financial well-being. So, start with minimum $250

Alternatives to Quantum AI Canada

It's wise not to put all your eggs in one basket, especially when dealing with novel technologies and high-risk investments. Let's look at some potential alternatives:

Robo-advisors: These platforms use algorithms to build and manage investment portfolios based on your risk tolerance and goals.

Traditional Trading Approaches: Educating yourself about traditional investment strategies like buying ETFs (Exchange-Traded Funds) or individual stocks provides more control over your investments.

Financial Advisor: Seeking guidance from a qualified financial advisor can help create a personalized strategy that aligns with your individual needs.

Is Quantum AI Canada Legitimate? A Balanced Examination

The legitimacy of Quantum AI Canada is 100% but only from the official website. People can get scammed with fake websites, Here is the official Quantum Ai Website for Canada and other GEOs.

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Potential Indicators of Legitimacy

Cutting-edge Concept: The idea of combining quantum computing with AI-powered trading has the potential to be revolutionary, albeit still largely unproven in real-world market conditions.

Online Presence: Quantum AI Canada typically has a well-developed website that may seem professional, potentially boosting its perceived credibility.

Problem

Poverty is a global issue, one which we aim to solve – forever. When you invest with 250$, you’re directly helping us save people’s lives – and making money!

2. Big corporations are the ones holding all the keys to those big paychecks. With Quantum Computing, that’s no longer true. Now YOU have the power to make a great income. The power that was once reserve for the richest among us, is now yours.

QuantumAI is designed to make the world better. Elon developed this idea as a win-win. Have loans to pay off, or a mortgage to pay? Want to help people? Now you can do both.

A country’s economy is so fragile. As you saw in 2008, it only takes a few people at the top to ruin it. We want to stop that from happening ever again.

Solution

By using the power of Quantum Computing, you can help us take the exclusivity of the top 1%, and solve 4 major problems: Develop a stable, wealthy economy for all, cure poverty, level the playing ground for all (not just the richest), and help you make your financial dreams come true!

So, what do you need to do to start?

Deposit: Deposit 250 Dollars.

Pick: Pick the trades QuantumAI recommends (with the power of Quantum Computing!)

Withdraw: Withdraw any funds in matter of hours!

What Makes Quantum AI Canada So Good For Investing

This is the world’s first quantum computing machine; unlike your home PC, this computer is smart – it makes thousands of simultaneous ‘decisions’ at once. Your brain thinks one thought at a time, in a sequence. Imagine if you could have thousands of thoughts at once, each as clear as the other. That’s quantum computing.

Using that power, our quantum computing machine will help you make smarter trades and make more money than you thought possible. Even better, it’s designed so that you can make money and help others while you profit!

It finds trades by analysing differentials between stock prices every nano-second that stock markets are live (and makes predictions even when the markets are closed, so you’ll know what’s likely to happen when they re-open). Your current computer (and everyone else’s) can’t match the decision speeds of this new system.

Sign up, and be one of the exclusive few using this technology (before everyone else gets wind of it!)

FAQs

Q1: Is Quantum AI Canada free?

A: While some platforms may offer a basic free version, there are often fees associated with using the full suite of features, making withdrawals, or when your trades generate profits.

Q2: What are the minimum deposit requirements for Quantum AI Canada?

A: Minimum deposit requirements vary between platforms. Investigate thoroughly before signing up to ensure you're comfortable with the starting amount.

Q3: Does Quantum AI Canada guarantee profits?

A: No trading platform, automated or otherwise, can guarantee profits. The cryptocurrency market is inherently unpredictable, and there's always a risk of loss. But with Quantum Ai Trading Official you can do that, Yes.

Q4: Can I withdraw my funds from Quantum AI Canada at any time?

A: You can withdraw any amount any time (Mon-Fri)

Q5: Do I need any prior trading experience to use Quantum AI Canada?

A: No Experience or Skill Needed to start with Quantum Ai. The Official team will help you out of every single step and automatically profit will generated after the action.

Key Features of Quantum AI:

Automated trading

AI-powered analysis

User-friendly interface

Demo account (potential)

Exploring Quantum AI Canada Responsibly: Tips for Informed Decision-Making

If the allure of Quantum AI Canada remains strong despite the potential risks, here's how to venture in with a careful and measured approach:

Start Small, Think Big: Never invest more than you can afford to lose. Consider beginning with a minimal amount while you test the platform and observe its performance.

Focus on Education: Don't blindly trust Quantum AI Canada to make all the decisions. Dedicate time to learning about investing basics, trading strategies, and understanding the platform's claimed mechanisms.

Risk Management Tools: Investigate if Quantum AI Canada offers features like stop-loss orders to help limit potential losses on any trades.

Independent Reviews & Information: Look beyond the Quantum AI Canada website. Search for online reviews, discussions on investor forums, and news articles to get a more balanced perspective.

Stay Alert for Red Flags: Be wary of guaranteed returns, pushy sales tactics, and a lack of transparency about the company or its processes.

Prepare to Walk Away: If your research uncovers concerning information, or the platform doesn't meet your expectations, don't feel pressured to continue. Remember, protecting your financial well-being is paramount.

Important Note: By using the power of Quantum Computing, you can help us take the exclusivity of the top 1%, and solve 4 major problems: Develop a stable, wealthy economy for all, cure poverty, level the playing ground for all (not just the richest), and help you make your financial dreams come true!

Quantum AI Canada: Can It Be the Right Choice?

This is the world’s first quantum computing machine; unlike your home PC, this computer is smart – it makes thousands of simultaneous ‘decisions’ at once. Your brain thinks one thought at a time, in a sequence. Imagine if you could have thousands of thoughts at once, each as clear as the other. That’s quantum computing.

Who Might Consider Quantum AI Canada

Using that power, our quantum computing machine will help you make smarter trades and make more money than you thought possible. Even better, it’s designed so that you can make money and help others while you profit!

Tech-Savvy Investors: Those fascinated by the potential of quantum computing and AI in finance might be drawn to the innovative concepts behind Quantum AI Canada.

Hands-Off Approach: Investors who lack the time or inclination for active trading could find appeal in Quantum AI Canada's automated system.

High-Risk Tolerance: Individuals with a high-risk appetite, and the financial means to potentially absorb losses, might explore Quantum AI with a speculative mindset.

CRUCIAL REMINDERS

It finds trades by analysing differentials between stock prices every nano-second that stock markets are live (and makes predictions even when the markets are closed, so you’ll know what’s likely to happen when they re-open). Your current computer (and everyone else’s) can’t match the decision speeds of this new system.

Key Point: The legitimacy of Quantum AI Canada is 100% but only from the official website. People can get scammed with fake websites, Here is the official Quantum Ai Website for Canada and other GEOs. Visit the Quantum AI Canada website and create an account. You'll likely need to provide basic personal information. And Wait For the call to confirm your registration.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Is Quantum AI Canada a scam?

The answer is No if you join the official platform only. The legitimacy of Quantum AI Canada is 100% but only from the official website. People can get scammed with fake websites, Here is the official Quantum Ai Website for Canada and other GEOs. Visit the Quantum AI Canada website and create an account. You'll likely need to provide basic personal information. And Wait For the call to confirm your registration.

How much does it cost to use Quantum AI Canada?

Answer: Typically, platforms like Quantum AI Canada require an initial deposit to access their trading features. Be sure to research the specific terms on their website and factor in any potential fees, such as commissions or withdrawal charges. Deposit 250 Dollars.

Does Quantum AI Canada guarantee profits?

A: Pick the trades QuantumAI recommends (with the power of Quantum Computing! And You will see the result surprise.

Can I lose all of my money with Quantum AI Canada?

A: it's possible to lose your 3% investment. But the accuracy is 97%.

Is Quantum AI Canada suitable for beginners?

A: Anyone can trade and make their profit its only possible with Quantum Ai.

Conclusion

Quantum AI, established in 2022, has been a pioneer in quantum computing, significantly influencing the trading sector. Experience how quantum innovation and AI can revolutionise your market tactics. Our initial focus on quantum technology led to creating a highly effective trading bot. While our heart lies in quantum computing, this venture has brought about remarkable market successes. Embrace this change. Sign up and benefit from the quantum leap in your trading methods.

No trading platform, automated or otherwise, can guarantee profits. The cryptocurrency market is inherently unpredictable, and there's always a risk of loss. But with Quantum Ai Trading Official you can do that, Yes.

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