#Warden Sam

[iridblacksworld]

Crying I hate drawing this hoe

[stealing-the-smp]

Member 9

The Warden

Sam

Lives by the end: 1

Alignment: lawful neutral

Sides: Greater smp(Current), Pogtopia(past), Las Nevadas(Current)

Age: idk

Species: Cat centaur and creeper spliced together into one creature

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/They/It

Sexuality: Bi and poly

Morals: Protect the prison at all cost, Protect people who don’t turn on him, Benefit the ones around him

Goals: Protect the prison

Likes: His prison, Redstone, cat toys(discovered by Aloe)

Dislikes: People messing with the prison

Allies: Aloe, Demi, Mahogany, Frog, Franklin, Slime, Cas

Enemies: Asphodel, Hydra, Castiel, Bee, Ender, Vian

Family: None

Appearance: Sam is a dark green colored cat centaur that stands at 10’2 he’s usually wearing a gas mask and armor and he’s usually carrying a trident attached to his armor also he’s fluffy and has little leopard like spots in a darker green then his main fur on his flank and sides of the cat part then the “human part” of the centaur has green fur but no spots other then some little freckle like spots under his gas mask and he’s got a bit of fur that looks like hair but is probably a mane that’s a dark green being a little different then his other greens being darker also he has a Lion like tail that ends in the darker green and he’s got green eyes that are a lighter color then the rest of him but the whites are black, he’s also got paw pads that are pink and he’s got goldish colored horns that kind of look like a crown peaking out of his mane

Quotes:

“Aloe I don’t make allies thank you for the offe-”

“did you….just pick me up?”

“Demi you’re being too much energy….you know what locks you away behind cat on the lap….become bigger so I fully fit please”

“Don’t taunt me Aloe”

*looks to Aloe so she can answer the question instead*

“no I will not meow…..even for you Aloe”

“If he’s on two lives I could just finish him off”

“Danger…”

“Aloe get behind me”

“I’m going to go chat with a friend who doesn’t socialize with you all”

“Frog the server is full of maniacs…..I think I’m a maniac too but still”

“I can run a prison”

“Aloe can we not talk to the cult hm?”

“Aloe behind me danger…..actually you’re the danger…”

“I can’t dance with who I want to I’ll take your dance cult Aloe”

“no I won’t just call you Aloe you’re not my partner, you’re a husk of her”

“I know I’m a husk of my formal self as well but that’s different that’s adaption this is not”

“Did you just…..I’ll kill you for that fellow cat”

“You’re back…..now…..Aloe just hide behind me and don’t look I’ll explain everything later”

“Demi are you ok? Aloe’s back if you have a injury you need patched”

“Ugh I apologize for your arm but you attacked me first”

“I love you Aloe”

This character is replacing

Awesamdude

[6-atlas-6]

More redacted tweets ⁉️

I love making these guys

🎀: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway

[jaegervega]

Exposition comic on how Varric met Rook

Man was just looking for a Hawke replacement and Rook fit the bill

[bleue-flora]

Ok, I recently wrote an essay [here] talking about the definition and duties of civil engineering as well as the ethics because of the brain rot @swordfright gave me with calling Dream Sam’s ultimate engineering project. So, because I actually am a civil engineer I took it upon myself to design the title and summary of quantities sheets just like I do at work for roads but with Dream as the project instead. And in honor of angst day sponsored by @sixteenth-day-event, I figured I’d share it because I feel like it kinda works for the prison of the mind prompt.

“Sam’s “ultimate engineering project” he deemed too damaged like a bumpy road or crumbling building that wasn’t worthy of patching and filling in the cracks or reinforcing, that’s too eroded to be fixed and preserved. So, Sam strived to tear him down to the bedrock so he could remake, remold, and reengineer Dream according to his design for the common safety, public health and well-fair.”

{These are very similar to the actual sheets I make day to day, which I shall not share for the sake of doxing my location, but yea pretty much everything has a significance. Some of it doesn’t necessarily make sense but that was because I was more so taking inventory of what we see in lore (so you know I counted ;) lol)}

[dannydoesthisthing27]

Pairing redacted characters/pairs with songs I listen to regularly. I have no particular order I'm doing this in, I'm just listening to music and was bored

Love Like You - Gavin (I'll explain if someone asks but in the moment it just feels like him)

For The Dancing And The Dreaming from How To Train Your Dragon 2 - Warden/Vega (Valka and Stoiks scene specifically where Stoik says Valka is as beautiful as the day he lost her)

Rule #34 by Fish in a Birdcage - Quinn (when he and darlin were together still together)

Best Friend by Laufey - Sweetheart (about Angel. In my head they are the closest of the mates. Baaabe and Sam have a similar relationship to me.)

Sticky by Tyler, The Creator - Asher, Guy, Gavin, Darlin, Milo (I don't really have an explanation but they all absolutely listen to this song regularly)

St. Chroma by Tyler, The Creator - Damien (i see Damien as someone who does boxing to relieve stress and he likes following the beat when he boxes)

Telephone by Lady Gaga & Beyonce - Guy/Honey (they've choreographed the entire song and dance to it regularly when they cant sleep or need to blow off steam but aren't feeling up to your Guy typical activities)

Time in a Bottle by Jim Croce - Morgan/Seer Obscura (In my personal headcanons they're a late twenties asexual gay couple and they love dancing in their kitchen to slow music plus it fits the whole seer thing)

Vienna by Billy Joel - Caelum (early Caelum specifically makes me sad sometimes and reminds me of the song)

Somebody to Love by Queen - Darlin (they were lost for a long time before they found Sam and now that they've got him they sing/hum this and various other queen songs to Sam when they sit together and he knits)

This is all I have for now I'm sure I'll add more at some point :]

[shadow-collinss]

I thought I was a fool for no one

David, Babe, Milo, Sam, Vincent, Porter, Avior, Geordi, Gavin, Lasko, Damien, Honey, Vega, Hush

but ooh baby I'm a fool for you

Angel, Asher, Sweetheart, Darlin', Lovely, Treasure, Starlight, Cutie, Freelancer, Dear, Huxley, Guy, Warden Doc

[damascus-crowned-king]

Incase context needs to be added

Dalmatians are the stereotypical firefighter dog

Beagles are dogs that hunt truffles which requires digging underground

Bats are up in the air (air Elemental and vampire 👀)

James is a telepath and people think that dogs can easily read humans emotions

I'm assuming the sharp needles thing is self-explanatory

Huxley is probably as big as a bear

[empydoc]

"role reversal" things i think would be really cool (between listeners and speaker characters)

note: some storyline spoilers, but no recent spoilers.

freelancer having been the one in the 7/11 when them and gavin met.

pizza place worker honey who's constantly done with their job and yet doesn't do anything to change jobs.

anton being an earth elemental whilst my love is a technician. his partner's love for plants is stemmed more from his power than their own.

geordi being the one to be a little more flirty with cutie, whilst they're the more chaotically thought type. also, them hearing his unfiltered intial thoughts and getting delightfully shy/flustered about them.

socially horrific creature-like human! hush x surprisingly humanlike but out-of-this-world being! doc

bestie, who isn't too into blake after him leaving them, knowing he's going to die soon, whilst blake, who's been pining after them for ages and left for a while, notices them trying to be a little closer to him.

sam being a reckless type x darlin, knowing healing magic, ending up along with him in his ventures and healing the two of them (whilst sam somehow still ends up being the nagging sort).

vega taking on the "warden" role, even if he's still decently morally falted with warden, who's been wrongfully detained.

stealth! milo who somehow didn't notice someone getting into his apartment vs werewolf! sweetheart who just wants some answers

[kismetconstellations]

Non-Paladin Completely Legal Adult Characters With Whom Shiro Has More Chemistry Than His "Future Husband":

-Ulaz

-Slav

-Coran

-Sam Holt

-Kolivan

-Commander Iverson

-And, The Former Warden of Beta-Traz

[asmrrpaddict]

More random head canons. Some funny, some sad, some sweet, some spicy.

Guy and Honey were each other’s first time.

Darlin’ was Sam’s first post turning.

FemSH can’t have kids.

As a human Porter had a dog named Sebastian who he nicknamed Bas.

Vincent’s favorite place hang out as a teen was the arcade.

Freelancer loves Avartar: The Last Airbender and will randomly call the D.A.M.N. crew by the characters, Damian=Zuko, (Iroh if they are training), Hux=Toph and he loves it! Dear soon became Katara, but they make a clear distinction between Aang and the Avatar. They call Lasko Aang for being an airbender, but they call themself the Avatar for using multiple elements. They also call Gavin Appa for the fact he can transport them, but Gavin pointed out that that’s not the only reason. 👀

Lasko surprised the whole crew once by greeting Damian with a Flameo Hotman! Hux and FL laughed for 10 minutes.

Asher belts Adele full volume while driving.

Hush would love pineapple pizza.

At previous Summits, if someone asked Vincent about his life before turning, he would often use plots from 80s movies.

Gavin has a secret love of anime and only Freelancer knows. Although Hux also loves anime, Gavin is still reluctant to talk about it.

Freelancer likes true crime documentaries, but turns them off if Caelum drops in.

Porter and Treasure don’t know that both of them like taking walks in the rain.

One of Angel’s favorite movies is Teen Wolf. David doesn’t know this and is confused when he finds Angel going through his yearbooks to see if he was on the basketball team.

Vega is grateful Warden stayed, but feels like they’ll never fully trust him or care about him. He doesn’t know he’s wrong.

Post Inversion effects head canons for those not in the arena:

Angel doesn’t go to bed until David gets home. They may fall asleep on the couch, but they won’t go to bed without him.

Darlin’ keeps at least one hand on Sam all night.

Baabe wakes up every time Asher gets out of bed.

Lasko, after realizing his friends still care about him and he works on not comparing their traumas, sends random checking in texts to the group chat they share.

William also sends check in texts to Sam, Vincent, and Lovely.

SH will sometimes ask Milo to shift just so they can hug his wolf form. Milo doesn’t understand why, but they love seeing him able to shift at will and is grateful his shifter form was strong enough to break the barrier and save their family.

When Milo starts to panic about anything, he goes back to SH holding him when he had his breakdown. He feels their arms around him. His heart syncing with their’s and he feels better.

Porter watched videos and got updates from William regarding the Inversion, but no matter how much he and Vincent hate each other, he still felt bad for him and Lovely for Lovely’s turning. He was surprisingly grateful Sam was there for them. The first question from his mouth however was if Lovely’s turning was consensual.

One very long sappy one to finish out so the Inversion ones aren’t the last.

When they were younger, right after Darlin’ moved to Daliah Gabe took them, David, Milo, and Asher to a movie, ice cream, and out to a place where they could shift. This gave the kids bonding time both as humans and wolves. He held races and watched Asher show Darlin’ play fighting. It took Darlin’ a while to get the hang of being around wolves their own age, but once they did they had a blast. Darlin’ started running too fast and wasn’t watching where they were going and trip hurting their leg (not bad). David ran to them and through their link kept telling them it was ok. They were ok. Darlin’ was too panicked and shaken to shift back so David stayed in wolf form with them. Gabe watched the whole time to see how David handled it once he realized Darlin’ was fine and not in any danger. David calmed them down by laying next to them and just being there listening to each other’s heartbeats. Milo and Ash on each side checking on their pack mates. Ash gave Darlin’ a little lick on their head which made them smile to themself. After they were better, David nuzzled up under Darlin’s front leg and helped them stand. Darlin’ whined as they stepped, but David had them, reassuring them the whole time as they got back to Gabe who reached into the truck and grabbed sets of clothes for each wolf. David helped Darlin’ into a covered area and once they were stable he left them to change, but came back when they were both dressed to help them to the truck. Gabe had a first aid kit ready. They got back into the truck when the teens started to go silent. Gabe glanced in the mirror to see Milo leaning on Ash’s shoulder and David and Darlin’s heads together, all sound asleep. He chuckled and drove home.

[octavianius]

ALSO, just a rant about the new Avior audio because poking fun at the birth of Hush is just a way to sidestep the ✨ anxiety ✨ :

I understand why Hush would need to "help" CloseKnit, but besides the fact that he has to help them to reach his objective, he will quite literally delete anyone who gets in his way, like we saw with Vega (and while he didn't kill Avior he did take his magic which is equally fucked).

There are so many people that we care about going after CloseKnit with the intent of bringing them down. There's Sweetheart and Milo, but basically the entire Shaw Pack has a bone to pick with them (dog pun), Avior and Starlight (just because Hush let them off once doesn't mean he will do it again), Elliot and Sunshine. AND we learned from the Summit video that a lot of the Vampire Houses seem to be against CloseKnit as well, and while no one right now is directly fighting CloseKnit, we know Darlin' will do anything for their pack and now that we know more about what William is willing to do, anything could happen.

If Porter stays in the House of Solaire, William could very well put him in harm's way.

That being said: I love Hush, but I think we are going to be relying pretty heavily on Doc to keep the other people we love safe.

Anyway 🙃

[6-atlas-6]

Erik it's been 3 years for the love of gods PLEASE let me kiss Vega

[rainystressed247]

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Surprise that there is a continuation? Me too.

P.S. I am weak to Sam dressing him gently, leave me alone in my delulu T^T

[bleue-flora]

Now that we have more info and access, let's talk about Quackity's tools shall we...

On day one, Quackity brings a pair of unenchanted shears and Sam gives him WARDENS WILL and WARDENS HAMMER as well as some item frames (which as an aside I’ve always thought is such an unhinged inclusion…).

Thus completing the trifecta of torture tools that we see in the montage later [clip]. :]

But we also know that it doesn’t end there, because in the other 2 visits we get to see he actually doesn’t even use Sam weapons (besides WARDENS TORMENT), so we know there are other undefined tools, which is why it’s so exciting to now be able to see inside chests and inventories because now we can analyze and speculate to kinda determine what those tools might have been and their enchantments (and perhaps the implications of their enchantments)…

So, for starters, in that same montage it also shows Quackity grabbing tools from a room and throwing them on the floor [seen below], which ends up being what looks like 3 neitherite axes, 3 netherite swords, and 1 pair of shears, likely implying that multiple weapons of the same type were also used (further supported by the fact that we see him use both WARDENS HAMMER and a netherite axe with low durability). Tragically, this storage room stocked with netherite weapons doesn’t exist on the map [post] :( so instead I’m gonna determine what I think are the most likely candidates from the chests in the prison, Las Nevdas, Quackity’s inventory and Sam’s inventory.

Now I’m gonna assume that 1 of the 3 axes thrown on the ground and 1 of the 3 swords are WARDENS HAMMER and WARDENS WILL, because there are not enough reasonable or qualifying sword or axe options in the locations we have to look at (this of course all based on the assumption that they aren’t in this storage room on the other map they filmed it on or didn’t have Mending and broke).

The second axe dropped I’m gonna say is the one with low durability seen in both the streams where he tries to get Dream to write the letter and the one with Techno later, which matches the one in Quackity’s ender chest with Efficiency V and mending. This axe is pretty interesting for the fact that is does not have sharpness on it, perhaps that is because that does too much damage. It’s low durability makes a lot of sense based on the lack of Unbreaking, and the Mending actually confirms what I had already theorized based off of the bottles of enchanting in his inventory when he visits rivals duo, which certainly has some implications about how much he used this axe to the point he needed to mend it mid session…

After the 2 axes, we see a sword and again I’m gonna just say this is WARDENS WILL. The last axe I’m gonna say is most likely the one in Quackity’s inventory with Efficiency V, Fortune III, Mending, Sharpness V, Unbreaking III. This one has much more durability, perhaps because of the Unbreaking or because we don’t see it in the visits we get, maybe because it has Sharpness V he doesn’t use it as much.

The second sword I’m gonna say is also one from his inventory called SPIDER MASTER 2000 with Bane of Arthropods V, Fire Aspect, Unbreaking III, and Mending. Based on the name and Arthropods, this sword was likely made for the purpose of farming xp in the spider farm, but I’d say it’s not unreasonable to think Quackity used it for other things too. Makes me wonder if that Athropods enchantment has any strange effect on a person. And don’t even get me started on the Fire Aspect. :]

The third sword I’m gonna say is this one in a chest in the prison with Knockback II, Looting III, Mending, Sharpness V, Sweeping Edge III, and Unbreaking III, for 2 reasons 1) the chest it is in includes building items such as Quartz and Smooth Stone [highlighted in yellow] which are not present in the prison but are in multiple areas of Las Nevadas and 2) It has full durability, but has Mending to explain that unlike the other nethrite swords in the prison (minus the Guard Sword, which I doubt he let Q use) and Sam’s inventory, all with high durability. Perhaps we could make up some reason like perhaps using the Sweeping Edge or Knockback to explain the full durability and why it’s in a chest in the prison. Perhaps it is Sam’s sword but Quackity was miss using it or the enchantments on it made it too dangerous or something, so Sam made him heal it and return it. Maybe that’s why he stops giving Quackity his Warden weapons too… who knows.

Then we see a pair of unenchanted shears, which we see him have in his first visit and the one with rivals duo. Given that shears’ durability doesn’t last long in general and that these are unenchanted, it’s probably reasonable to say that he perhaps broke and brought multiple pairs of unenchanted shears, so to pin down the specific pair isn’t great, but we do see a pair in a hidden chest under the Needle in Las Nevadas (and irl wise it’s not like they did 80 scenes of torture so this could technically be the pair from the rivals duo stream (and maybe even the first visit)). Especially since it also has a pair of iron pants and an enchanted diamond sword like we see in his inventory during that stream. An enchanted diamond sword also appears in the letter visit and I’m gonna say they are both this sword with Sharpness I. It has higher durability than the one seen in the rivals visit, but perhaps he healed it with a diamond or something. This diamond sword is pretty interesting in the fact that it isn’t netherite like the ones shown in the montage, so it also than does less damage, even more so due to the minimum enchantments. Perhaps that’s what makes it such a good option for torture as it doesn’t do too much damage and kill Dream on accident.

During the rivals duo visit, we also see WARDENS TORMENT which to my suprise only has Unbreaking III not Mending. We also see an unenchanted diamond pickaxe. Now we could say he only brought the pickaxe with the purpose of getting his revenge or we could take it as a sign that he used pickaxes too outside of just shears, swords and axes. After all, WARDENS WILL BREAKER is the name of Sam’s pickaxe, so surely it was used when trying to break Dream’s will (and if that then perhaps the netherite pickaxe in Quackity’s inventory as well).

Furthermore, when Quackity runs into George outside the prison, we see him carrying an enchanted diamond pickaxe likely the same one in his inventory with Fortune II and Unbreaking III, which I’d say can be reasonably assumed to have been used inside the prison (perhaps just for convenience sake). Especially because, also in his inventory at the time is a stack of seeds, which appears in the chest with the enchanted diamond sword and shears which we already determined were likely used.

So, those are all the things we can more reasonably conclude with some reasonings and conclusions definitely stronger than others. Even further though if we wanted to really start to theorize, there is an also an argument to be made (that I’ve actually highlighted before [posts - <> <>]) that if he uses pickaxes why not also shovels? And hoes? And maybe even one of Sam tridents, perhaps WARDENS MERCY with Channeling [post]? [potential weapons used highlighted in red] I don’t know, it’s really mostly all theoretical but fun to think about anyways, I mean we do have Quackity’s comment in the letter visit, “I’ll show you which one I’ll use this time around.” [clip] and Dream’s comment to Foolish, “Sam, you know, let him in the prison, let him bring in tools—and shears, and they tried to torture the revive book out of me…” [clip] which does somewhat support the reasoning for more variety of tools. After all, why doesn’t Dream say weapons and shears? Seems to me like you’d use tools to include the shears, cuz swords and axes are just weapons. (We can obviously explain this away for many reason but that’s besides the point). Plus I mean based off of what Dream said in Daedalus as noted we tend to like to reasonably assume a knife and chair was involved (further supported by ccSam if we chose to believe his unhinged comments lol XD), and that certainly opens the door for other things…

[tankwiththeangst]

I feel like every once in a while the fandom needs this reminder so I guess it’s my turn to say it….

“DARLIN” AND “DARLING” ARE TWO DIFFERENT LISTENERS!!!

Darlin is Sam’s listener, also known as Tank by the fandom

Darling is Vega’s listener, also known as Warden canonically

I can understand how you can mix it up but also… cmon guys…

BUT SOME PEOPLE DO IT ON PURPOSE!

And I’ll be reading a post or something and it’ll say “Darling and Sam” and I’ll be like WTF?!

This is why I don’t call Vega’s listener Darling, I only call them Warden

Even after saying all of this…

Someone in the fandom will be back at some point to give out the same reminder