#Walter mention

[b-movie-scream-king]

@lehnsharrk you reblogging my post about David and tagging it “poor little meow meow” released a plague among my friend group, causing us to create these atrocities

“Little meow meow David 8 almost killed me,” - @mjshortformcjesus 2025

Thank you.

[moliathh]

Better the devil you know than the angel you don't

[gordonstanheight]

he only has a year left…….. @/LewisHamilton 2026 BOOK WHERE

[mommaboyhalo]

I am one bad day from writing an AU where Lark died in that pyramid rubble.

Where Henry has to live with the guilt of not being able to save his boy. Has to go home to his wife with only one of their sons.

Where Sparrow lives with the guilt that it was practically a coin flip. He could have been that one in the rubble that day.

I think in this AU Sparrow would have named Normal "Lark" after his brother that didn't make it out. Would have been more protective almost to the same level as Grant is about Normal.

Still would have gotten the name tattoo only instead doing it on himself or having Nicky help him. Maybe Walter sees what he's doing and doesn't have the heart to make him stop it.

[petr1kov]

it's true that people make a lot of absurd memes about breaking bad but it's also true that breaking bad has a lot of absurd scenes and plotlines, too. like jesse go-karting sadly, the norteño band singing a song about heisenberg that's never referenced again, jesse becoming a meth cooking slave to neo-nazis for over a year, walt blowing up a nursing home, hank only every finding out that walt is heisenberg because he took a shit in his bathroom that one time and wanted to read something. etc.

[bornetoblood]

thought too hard about Walter's callsign being different while he was actively piloting so here's that

[vfernarts]

actual real footage of melissa missing sweet cheeks in the latest episode

[phoenixkaptain]

Really all three of the Sonic movies are a masterclass in making films geared towards fans while still creating new stories, but Sonic 3 especially because like. They listened! The fans said “we don’t like all these human parts” and the movie went “alright” and there are almost no scenes starring solely the human characters. Even in scenes prominently featuring them, Sonic and friends either show up (making the scene no longer solely focused on humans) or they’re focused in some way on what Sonic’s doing. Like damn man, they really… Listened? And accepted the criticism they received?? And improved??? And they even technically made the wedding subplot in 2 relevent to the plot????

I really liked the movie! Part of that is my fondness for Shadow, who I will never ever get over being the saddest little ultimate lifeform in the whole world. And movie Shadow really ticks all the boxes, I mean- the way he talks so stiltedly? The way he skates? The way he teleports? The fact that he doesn’t even initiate the majority of fights? The fluffiest little ultimate lifeform in ever, truly, 2024/10 for the year of Shadow-

I like this Shadow. The opening scene of him escaping is just beautiful. Him being all drenched filled me with an urge to blowdry him so he could puff up like a lil angry cat. He’s so legitimately awkward and confused watching the Eggmans that I watched his expression more than what either Robotnik was doing. He looks so confused! He’s over there like “somehow, the human has grown weirder with age… and here I thought humans were supposed to grow wiser…”

Also Maria’s face when Shadow gets sad because the movie they’re watching is called “Alien Freak” or whatever??? Beautiful, amazing, outstanding, give this lady an Oscar.

Sonic’s relationship with Shadow throughout the movie is so fun to watch progress. He just canNOT stand this guy!!! This new hedgehog who has definitely been around longer than him!!! Let Sonic be angy, it is so cute.

Tails and Knuckles are also very cute, though they feel a lot more sidelined. Which, I mean, literally every single character aside from Sonic, Shadow, and Robotnik have no character arc. And that’s fine! That’s good, even! Side characters don’t need to be focused on so intently! It only feels strange because Sonic 2 was so different in where it focused, but it isn’t a bad thing! Do I wish there was more Tails? Always. Do I think Knuckles was great just because he could have punched through the barrier really at any moment? Absolutely. I think the characters fit their roles in the movie very well.

All in all, I like Shadow. He is the saddest little ultimate hedgehog lifeform in the history of ever. He isn’t even all that angry for most of the movie. He’s just sad and lost and hopeless and it’s very depressing! Guy really tried to taunt his way into being killed, and I just think him trying to irritate Sonic into committing murder is funny, especially since it very nearly worked. Also, the scenes of Shadow jumpscaring everyone makes me assume that he has been jumpscaring people for years, which causes me to imagine that there were many occasions of GUN agents finding a Shadow where there was not a Shadow five seconds before. When did he get into the cupboard? How long has he been standing behind that door? Can we put a bell on the hedgehog, please, this is getting out of hand!

In my imagined future Shadow series where Shadow becomes friends with Sonic and pals, Maddie makes him wear a little bell so he stops giving everyone heart attacks. He still manages to give everyone heart attacks. I like to think they will occasionally wake up to find him standing at the foot of the bed ominously. Shadow is a eldritch cat monster, I’m pretty sure that was made canon-

Anyway. TLDR: 10/10 movie. The creators listened to the criticism they received on the second movie and made changes. Shadow was perfect. Sonic being taken off guard by Shadow will never not be funny, nor will their banter grow old. The dog has subtitles and I can only assume it’s because Knuckles and only Knuckles can understand him. Stone’s love was reciprocated in the very end. And yeah, I’m with the menacing hedgehog, Gabriella should have just killed Juan and Pablo both and been done with it.

[alagrams]

Within the collector’s “The X-Files: The Official Archives” is gathered a scrappy timeline with years and months outlined, specifically revolving seasons 5-6. One thing I’ve always found interesting is that it also includes information on when the X-Files were in the care of Jeffrey Spender and Diana Fowley. Interestingly enough, it documents that during the episode “Agua Mala” (S6E13), Spender and Fowley were the residing figures over the X-Files, which is riveting considering that the episode takes place directly after “One Son”. Obviously, Spender could’ve been documented as still a part of the X-Files even after his death; however, a few pages before this primary document, a future date surrounding the episode “Tithonus” (S6E10) is illustrated, meaning that the episodes are not technically in chronological order. So, therefore, i like to believe that “Agua Mala” does canonically take place before “One Son”, meaning there are episodes where, though he’s not mentioned whatsoever, Jeffrey was still alive 👍👍

Hopefully in the next volume, we actually get dates to important episodes like “One Son”, “Patient X”, “The End”, and more, because we can only deduce so much from sporadic and hidden dates.

Maybe everyone’s already aware of all of this, but it really fascinates me bro 🙏

[dearest-and-nearest]

I love how red flag guys in romance club are basically "oh, I'm SO rude, I can even call you mean words before becoming your lovesick puppy >:(" and red flag guys in lod are "i will never love you, i will kill your family, your friends and your pets and i will laugh while doing it"

[panerasbox]

not this time

Pairing: Melissa Schemmenti x Ava Coleman

summary: Ava and Melissa talk bad dates and old secrets over drinks until one honest moment changes everything

word count: 995.

Read it on AO3

Melissa groaned and downed the rest of her whiskey. “I’m tellin’ you, these men out here are useless. No sense, no class, and no follow-through.”

Ava nodded, eyes scanning the bar like she was compiling a mental database of offenders. “Facts. Every time I think, ‘Maybe this one’s different,’ he ends up asking me if I wanna go halfsies on a Five Guys order like we’re roommates in a dorm.”

Melissa let out a bark of laughter. “Five Guys? That’s not even a date. That’s desperation with a side of fries.”

“Right? And he called it a date. Like sir, this is grease and disappointment in a brown paper bag. Not romance.”

The two of them laughed, and for a moment, Melissa forgot how tired she’d been. Ava always had that effect on people. Her energy filled the room whether she tried to or not. It wrapped around Melissa like static, sharp but comforting. Familiar in a way she didn’t want to unpack too quickly.

Ava took a sip of her drink, then swirled the contents lazily. “Sometimes I wonder if I’m just not meant to end up with a man. Maybe the universe is trying to tell me to stop wasting my damn time.”

Melissa side-eyed her. “You’re not wrong.”

Ava raised an eyebrow. “Okay, was that a blanket statement or are you working through something right now?”

Melissa didn’t look away. “Little bit of both.”

Ava grinned. “Oh, I see you. Schemmenti with the secret history.”

Melissa shrugged. “Don’t we all have one?”

There was a pause then. One of those silences that felt like the room had shifted its weight. Ava didn’t look away either. Her gaze had stopped wandering, narrowed in. For once, she wasn’t making a joke to fill the space.

She lifted her glass and gestured toward Melissa’s empty one. “Next round’s on me. But only if you spill.”

Melissa hesitated, then slid her glass forward. “Fine. You ever mess around with a girl in college?”

Ava scoffed, amused. “Did I ever? Girl, I was in a gospel choir and the dance team. You think I didn’t kiss a few cheerleaders on the quad?”

Melissa blinked. “Yeah? What happened?”

Ava shrugged, but her voice came softer now. “Life happened. I graduated, got busy. Made safe choices. Dated men who knew how to talk about Roth IRAs and argue about brunch spots. Nothing stuck.”

Melissa nodded slowly. “Yeah. Same.”

She looked down into her fresh glass, fingers tapping the side like the rhythm could distract her from saying more. “I had a roommate junior year. And a girl from the softball team. It wasn’t serious. But it was… good. Comfortable. Easy.”

Ava tilted her head, watching her. “So why stop?”

Melissa gave a dry smile. “Catholic guilt.”

Ava winced and raised her glass. “Cheers to that.”

They clinked glasses. This time the silence was heavier. Not uncomfortable, just honest. Ava leaned her elbows on the bar, her fingers playing with the straw in her drink. Her lipstick had worn off the edges of the glass. Melissa tried not to stare at her mouth.

“You ever think about it?” Ava asked. “If you hadn’t moved on from it. If you’d made different choices.”

Melissa didn’t answer right away. She looked out toward the rest of the bar. It was loud, full of people trying too hard. Music thumping, men posturing. It all felt far away. What mattered was right here, in the quiet corner with Ava.

“Yeah,” Melissa said. “I think I took the easy road. Or maybe just the one I thought I was supposed to. Even when it didn’t fit.”

Ava nodded. Her expression softened. “Same.”

She smiled, but it didn’t quite reach her eyes. “You know, I used to tell myself I was just confused. That I was experimenting. But I wasn’t. I knew what I liked. I just didn’t think it was allowed.”

Melissa looked at her. “Is it allowed now?”

Ava’s eyes didn’t flinch. “I don’t ask permission anymore.”

Melissa didn’t answer. She turned on her stool instead, knee brushing against Ava’s. The contact was small, almost accidental, but neither of them pulled away.

“So,” Melissa said slowly, “you ever kiss someone just to see if it still feels right?”

Ava smirked. “Are you asking if I wanna kiss you?”

Melissa raised one eyebrow. “Only if you want to.”

Ava didn’t move right away. She just looked at her. Really looked. Then she leaned in, slow and sure, like she’d been waiting for this moment since they walked into the bar. Melissa caught the scent of her perfume, something light and floral, but grounded. Expensive but not flashy.

Ava’s voice was barely above a whisper. “Girl, I’ve wanted to since you walked in wearing that red leather jacket.”

Melissa didn’t wait.

The kiss was warm. Grounded. Not fireworks, not fantasy. Something better. Real. The kind of kiss that pulled old feelings out of the corners they’d been hiding in. Ava tasted like citrus and confidence, like things Melissa hadn’t let herself want in years. Her lips were soft, her hand warm against Melissa’s wrist. They fit. Just like that. Like no time had passed.

When they finally pulled back, their eyes stayed closed for a moment. The world around them came back into focus slowly, like waking up from a dream you don’t want to leave.

Ava opened her eyes first. “Still feels right.”

Melissa’s breath was unsteady, but her smile came easily. “Yeah. It does.”

Ava raised her glass again, this time without any irony. “To bad men, good decisions, and second chances.”

Melissa clinked hers against it. “I’ll drink to that.”

Neither of them said what it meant. They didn’t define it or give it a label. But something had shifted, and they both knew it.

This wasn’t just bar banter. It wasn’t nostalgia or curiosity.

It was something real. Something new.

And it wasn’t going to take another twenty years.

Not this time.

[eodiablo]

good evening fellas may I drop yet another AU

A good friend and I were having some sort of... THING yesterday and we made an Western AU

that's it.

RAMBLING BEHIND THIS LINE OOO

A quick explanation on the doodles, Friend said that Wilson would be a "sawbone" (in their words). A doctor of the times. He has a little facade for when he's selling remedies to the townspeople but outside of it, he's the usual Wilson. Tho if you ask me, he's closer to his DS version at the beginning of this AU, a more cynical, sarcastic individual.

His dressing isn't too far from the OG Wilson with the difference that his waistcoat is a bit different, he doesn't has his gloves/black sleeves and he has that STUPID HAT THAT I HATE, HE LOOKS BALD.

He also is seen more often without said waistcoat and more with his apron. Yknow, medical stuff.

We already gave most of the characters a "role", but for now I only drew the kids bc they're my children. I love em.

Here Wendy is Wilson's apprentice. They met in a complicated situation, where a band of outlaws attacked the town where she lived and fatally wounded both her father and Abigail. Wendy looked for Wilson, sadly, to no use, since it was already too late. Since she has no one else (or so she thinks) he has taken her under his care and WOO FOUND FAMILY LETS GO.

Walter is a very big fan of Woodie, the sheriff (hehe) and he's basically his assistant of sorts. Since he's not the sheriff yet (not even closer, no, he's still too young and Woodie is very much alive), he has a little bottle cap as a fake insignia.

And then Webs, my sweet sweet boy. He also has an ugly background: his father tried to sell him and he ran away (not without basically physical fighting with his dad). Was alone for a time, made friends with a pack of dogs who now protect him, but essentially had to survive on his own before he met Willow (an outlaw on the run), and yes, they became a duo too because, again, one yearns for the found family.

His dessing is my fav out of the three because love how my friend describes him as a fashion icon that wears whatever feels like. He has a skirt over a pair of pants and those leather thingys (whose name I don't know?) because the skirt really complements everything, trust him.

ALSOO I love it cuz I got to experiment with his features. He has a "weird" smile that resembles his in-game appearance, with little fangs, and moles under his eyes which refer to his spider eyes. I also used the hair depicted on his solo skin with a little additional detail that some tufts of hair rise in the way that his spider legs stick out.

most importantly my buddy approved and they're THE main Webber in my life.

ARGGGRGR Theres too much details and things for it to be in one big post so (also I have to draw more) so for now, have this.

[confusedmothboy]

two things can be true at once: jeff and callie's b plot might have eaten up a horrendous amount of screentime in the adult tl (taking away from the teen tl), and those scenes can ALSO be the most enjoyable thing about the s3 adult timeline

[greygilberti]

Wondering if I'm the only freak that has the hots for Walter Skinner but not wanting to look him up because I just started season 4, and I don't want spoilers

[pyr0cue]

Personally I don’t think Yellowjackets was ever a particularly well written or well paced show and it has always leaned far too much into extremely overcomplicated plots that lead to nothing being fleshed out enough simply because of the sheer amount they try to force into hour long episodes. I genuinely believe the pilot was the best episode and nothing has ever beat that level of intrigue or character writing. Like truly as soon as the black mailer was Just Jeff and Nat wasn’t even really mad at the Yellowjackets for anything i was like oh ok so this is a shitty murder mystery show with some interesting but poorly explored ideas about trauma and grief. I enjoy it now because I dropped my expectations for it to ever be as good as its first episode was and I just kind of have fun with the murderer-cannibals and their shitty ways of dealing with the trauma from it all.

[rose-bunny-28]

How that one scene went

Gale: Walter, you're replacing me, with a bisexual, transgender, ADHD, ex-drug addict?!

Water: Uh, yeah. Yes I did.

Jesse: *Running around hitting stuff* THIS PLACE IS SWEET YO!