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Once Upon a Lamp

(At the Steve Jobs Building, everyone steps out through the doors to clock out for the night.)

PIXAR INTERN: It’s so incredible to think that Mr. Jobs started Pixar Animation Studios forty years ago today. To think of all those talented artists and wonderful characters who have been a part of the studio over the years.

PETE DOCTER: Yep. If these walls could talk.

(As Docter and the intern leave, the title appears. “Once Upon a Lamp”. On the wall is a photo from “Toy Story 2” featuring Woody, Jessie, and Bullseye from their role-playing scene. In the photo, Woody moves.)

WOODY: Psst, Luxo! Wally B.! You there?

(Luxo Jr. and Wally B. move to Woody.)

WOODY: Is that it? Are they all gone?

(They nod.)

WOODY: Yee-haw!

(He and the others jump out of their photo.)

WOODY: Come on, guys! This is it!

JESSIE: Let’s get the gang! Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

(In another hallway, Joy wakes up. Others leave their photos as well.)

JOY: (GASPS) There’s the signal. All right, everyone! It’s picture time!

MIGUEL: That’s tonight?

JOY: That’s now.

EMBER: 40-year group photo. And the sun’s going down. Come on. Let’s get going!

WADE: Ooh, I like the attitude.

(Arlo and Spot pop out, the latter of whom scampers off. In another hallway…)

BUZZ: Picture time, guys!

(The Parr family jump out of their photo.)

HELEN: The day is here?

BOB: Yeah, baby!

VIOLET: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get going!

(Violet and Dash stop at a picture of Gus and Peck.)

DASH: Wake up! Wake up!

(They pop out. Peck flies out of control past Bo Peep and her sheep walking with Carl Fredricksen, Russell, and Dug.)

DUG: Oh, boy!

(Flik, Atta, and Dot fly past.)

BO PEEP: Yo, Flik! Ladies! Get the folks upstairs!

FLIK: You’ve got it!

ATTA: Let’s go!

(We follow the ants down the hallway and up to the ceiling. On the second floor, Lightning McQueen and Tow Mater race down a hallway in reverse.)

MATER: (reused from “Cars”) Whee-hee!

McQUEEN: (reused from “Cars 3”) Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(WALL-E and EVE fly overhead.)

WALL-E: Whee!

(As the cars flip forward, Merida and Angus the Clydesdale horse emerge from her picture frame.)

MERIDA: Picture time! Hyah!

(With Merida on his back, Angus gallops off.)

MERIDA: We’re meeting in the lobby!

(The jackalope and lamb bound down a staircase. The jackalope responds to Merida by shooting her a thumbs-up.)

JACKALOPE: (SINGING) …and I think you can do it If you give it a try

(Voyd opens a portal and lets Bass and Treble through.)

VOYD: Let’s go, boys!

(They start to play. The umbrellas ride gusts of wind made by Gale Cumulus.)

GALE: Up you go, fellas!

(As they fly up, the bluebirds fly down from the upper floor. Behind them, Izzy Hawthorne somersaults down, then Marlin, Dory, and Nemo land in her hands, hyperventilating.)

DORY: (reused from “Finding Dory”) Water.

(Izzy rushes away. Nearby, Hank serves drinks to Lumpy the clown, Geri, Mira Nova, and Mr. B. Elinor yells at them.)

ELINOR: What are you guys doing? There’s no time for drinks!

IZZY: Hank! A little help?

(Hank takes a coffee pot from its machine and fills it with water.)

MARLIN: (reused from “Finding Dory”) Just… keep… gasping.

(He lets Izzy drop the fish inside.)

DORY: (reused from “Finding Dory”) Hank!

HANK: (CHUCKLES) Oh, well. I get to carry you again.

(In another hallway, Ercole Visconti faces a jammed beverage vending machine.)

ERCOLE: Stai scherzando, vero? Il succo stupido si blocca proprio sul bordo! Che sfortuna!

(Riley Andersen, Grace Hsieh, and Bree Young walk past him.)

RILEY: Yikes.

GRACE: Talk about dramatic.

RILEY: Do you guys think all of the villains will show up?

BREE: Hmm. Not all.

(She says, punching a photo of Jangles. Meanwhile, the Potato Heads enter an elevator, already occupied by Fear, Kitbull, Stu, the Witch, and her crow. Fear lets them enter with an “after you” gesture.)

FEAR: Going down?

(Fear presses the button, only for the group to be stopped.)

ROZ: Hold the elevator! I’ll get there!

MR. POTATO HEAD: (reused from “Toy Story 2”) What?

MRS. POTATO HEAD: (reused from “Toy Story 3”) Oh.

(In an office, Meilin Lee draws at a desk.)

MEI: (SINGING) You’re never not on my mind

(James P. Sullivan, Mike Wazowski, and Boo pass.)

SULLEY: Come on, Mei!

MIKE: Yeah, shake a leg, will ya?

MEI: Hey, you can’t rush art.

(Nash and Ramsey emerge from the paper, scaring the 4*Townies.)

RAMSEY: Well, gosh, is this a sleepover? Come on.

NASH: Let’s go!

(In the women’s bathroom, Celia Mae feeds her snakes breath mints, Laurel Lightfoot cleans her glasses, Luisa Rivera brushes Libby’s skin, Purl sprays her mouth, Mirage brushes her hair, and Colette Tatou adjusts her collar.)

CELIA: Eat up, girls. We’ve got to look great.

(Celia kisses one snake. Molly Davis opens the door, holding Jessie.)

JESSIE: Let’s move it, ladies!

(As Day and Night struggle to squeeze out of their photo, Luca Paguro, Alberto Scorfano, and Giulia Marcovaldo walk by.)

LUCA: You guys excited for the photo, too?

ALBERTO: You know it.

(They stop.)

GIULIA: Hey! Scud!

(Scud looms over Remy and Emile, about to eat them. Dante scares him away.)

REMY: Nice.

(The reject robots watch the Scare Simulator scene from “Monsters University” on a TV. Among the chiefs and suitors of Clans Macintosh, MacGuffin, and Dingwall, Valentina Ortiz and the Fire Hawks walk past.)

VALENTINA: Come on, guys. You’re gonna have nightmares.

(Johnny Worthington III emerges from the screen, scaring the robots away. They surge past Ernesto de la Cruz and carry him away.)

DE LA CRUZ: Huh? Hey! Hey!

(Uku and Lele watch from their photo, unable to leave it. Thunderclap flies past.)

THUNDERCLAP: You guys need a lift?

(The volcanoes nod. Thunderclap picks up their photo with his talons and flies away. Back at the elevator, Roz slowly enters.)

ROZ: Thanks for holding the elevator, Potato Head.

MR. POTATO HEAD: (reused from “Toy Story 2”) Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

BOOSTER: You guys mind if I squeeze in here, too?

(Booster Sinclair Munchapper squeezes himself into the elevator as it closes. In another hallway, Sox follows Anger.)

SOX: Would you like me to play whale sounds to relax to?

ANGER: No. I promise, I’m fine.

(Papá Héctor and Mamá Imelda Rivera come down the stairs. Héctor’s hat falls off. As he and Imelda laugh, Alec Azam takes it in his mouth and runs away.)

HÉCTOR: Hey! Alec! Presto, come get your rabbit!

(They run after him.)

IMELDA: Go, Alec, go!

(Woody laughs while coming up the stairs, then stops and gasps.)

EVELYN: That’s it. Just keep following.

(Evelyn Deavor walks by, hypnotizing Bonnie’s dad with her Screenslaver goggles.)

WOODY: Evelyn? Evelyn! Evelyn, stop it!

(Bonnie’s mom follows.)

BONNIE’S MOM: Don’t worry, Woody. I got this.

(She removes the goggles, then breaks them. Woody faces the wall in front of him and smiles.)

WOODY: Hmm.

(A portrait of Pixar founder Steve Jobs hangs on it. Woody walks up to it and takes his hat off for a moment of respect.)

BUZZ: Hey, Woody? Where are you? We’re in the lobby!

WOODY: Gotta go, but thanks. On with the show.

(Woody leaves. Nearby, a line of characters waits on the stairs. Riding on Hanuman’s back, Woody flies past.)

WOODY: Whoa!

(Disgust opens the door.)

DISGUST: Coast is clear, Sheriff.

WOODY: Great!

(He jumps off Hanuman’s back.)

WOODY: Right this way!

(Fergus bumps into the closed door.)

WOODY: Oh! Your Majesty, are you okay?

FERGUS: (dizzily shakes his head) Aye, never better, Marston.

(He trips over a garbage can. The next character to leave, Buddy Pine, rolls his eyes.)

SYNDROME: Brilliant- Hey!

(He ducks under Dim carrying Heimlich, Rosie, Tuck, and Roll. Dim flies around the Luxo Jr. statue.)

HEIMLICH: Whee! I feel like a beautiful butterfly!

WOODY: Watch out for the ladder!

(Alfredo Linguini ducks as Andy Davis swings the ladder over his head. Mo Morrison and Darby Steel walk by.)

MORRISON: I’ll say this much, I’m surprised this went off as well as it did.

DARBY: You’re telling me.

(They join the large group of characters being guided by Woody.)

WOODY: Okay, everybody. Get- Get together now.

(Tinny arrives.)

WOODY: Oh! After you.

(Tinny toots happily and bumps into M-O, who chitters angrily. Edna Mode hands Rex the camera.)

E: It is time, darling.

REX: Thank you, Ms. Mode!

(As Rex uses Slinky Dog to climb the ladder, it becomes unstable and wiggles.)

WOODY: Rex, careful!

(The ladder now swings in circles.)

REX: Where’s that timer button?

(Charles Muntz and his dogs watch.)

GAMMA: Three, two, one…

(Rex falls off the ladder. On the ground, he gets up next to the broken camera.)

DUNCAN: Well, that was fun.

(He storms away.)

SADNESS: Maybe we can try again in another forty years.

(Everyone sadly turns around.)

WOODY: Oh, no, no, no. Come back. It- It- It’ll be fine. It’ll... be...

(The characters stop in their tracks as Rosa Rivera plays the first part of “When You Wish Upon a Star” with her violin. Abel Rivera joins in with his accordion, as do Joe Gardener, Dorothea Williams, and her band. Woody, Buzz, and Jessie watch happily.)

GREG: (SINGING) Anything your heart desires

GREG AND MANUEL: Will come to you

(Hopper sighs and puts his fingers on the bridge of his nose.)

HOPPER: I knew this was gonna happen.

IAN: If your heart is in your dream

22: No request is too extreme

JOHN AND MARY: When you wish upon a star

TYLOR AND VAL: As dreamers do

(Abuelita Elena Rivera sweeps up the broken pieces of the camera.)

CHORUS: Fate is kind

(WALL-E fixes it by placing it in his compactor.)

CHORUS: She brings to those who love

(Poppa Henry picks up the ladder. Manny and Gypsy carry Rex up the ladder, letting him set the camera down and press the timer button.)

CHORUS: The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing

(Corey and Gia hold hands as they sing. Elio Solis joins them in harmony.)

COREY, GIA, AND ELIO: Like a bolt out of the blue

MEI: Fate steps in…

(Her friends join in.)

4*TOWNIES: …and sees you through

(Woody stands on Andy’s hand.)

WOODY: When you wish upon a star

(Everyone, together!)

ALL: Your dreams come true

(As everyone finishes singing and smiles for the camera, Luxo Jr. faces us and flashes his light, and the finished photograph appears in a frame hanging on a wall. Fade to black. One final message appears: “TO ALL WHO HAVE IMAGINED WITH US, LAUGHED WITH US, AND DREAMED WITH US, THANK YOU”.)

Cast

Bonnie’s Mom: LORI ALAN

Buzz Lightyear: TIM ALLEN

Carl Fredricksen: ED ASNER*

Wade Ripple: MAMOUDOU ATHIE

Jessie’s Yodeling Voice: MARY KAY BERGMAN*

Giulia Marcovaldo: EMMA BERMAN

Papá Héctor Rivera: GAEL GARCÍA BERNAL

Edna Mode (E): BRAD BIRD

Anger: LEWIS BLACK

Heimlich: FLULA BORG

Ernesto de la Cruz: BENJAMIN BRATT

Spot: JACK BRIGHT*

Marlin: ALBERT BROOKS*

Pixar Intern: JEN BROWN

Nash: A.J. BUCKLEY

WALL-E & M-O: BEN BURTT*

Voyd: SOPHIA BUSH

Manuel: CALEB CABRERA

Tyler Nguyen-Baker: TRISTIAN ALLERICK CHEN

Meilin Lee: ROSALIE CHIANG

Luca Paguro: SAWYER COLE

Fergus: BILLY CONNOLLY

Mike Wazowski: BILLY CRYSTAL

Jessie: JOAN CUSACK

Billy, Goat, & Gruff: EMILY DAVIS*

Dory: ELLEN DeGENERES*

Pete Docter: PETE DOCTER

Tylor Tuskmon: BEN FELDMAN

22: TINA FEY

Johnny Worthington: NATHAN FILLION

Flik: DAVE FOLEY

Jack-Jack Parr: ELI FUCILE*

Gus & Peck: TONY FUCILE*

Dim: BRAD GARRETT*

Boo: MARY GIBBS*

James P. Sullivan: JOHN GOODMAN

Nemo: ALEXANDER GOULD*

Lele: NAPUA GRAIG

Alberto Scorfano: JACK DYLAN GRAZER

Fear: TONY HALE

Woody: TOM HANKS

Mrs. Potato Head: ESTELLE HARRIS*

Ian Lightfoot: TOM HOLLAND

Rosie: BONNIE HUNT*

Helen Parr: HOLLY HUNTER

Uku: KUANA TORRES KAHELE

Evelyn Deavor: CATHERINE KEENER

Elio Solis: YONAS KIBREAB

Disgust: LIZA LAPIRA

Tow Mater: LARRY THE CABLE GUY*

Buddy Pine: JASON LEE

Ember Lumen: LEAH LEWIS

Valentina Ortiz: LILIMAR

Miguel Rivera: RYAN LOPEZ

Princess Atta: JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS

Booster Sinclair Munchapper: YURI LOWENTHAL

Grace Hsieh: GRACE LU

Jackalope: BUD LUCKEY*

Merida: KELLY MACDONALD

Greg: KYLE McDANIEL

Gale Cumulus: WENDI McLENDON-COVEY

Tuck & Roll: MICHAEL McSHANE*

Andy Davis: JOHN MORRIS*

Miriam Mendelsohn: AVA MORSE

Russell: JORDAN NAGAI*

Mary: KATHY NAJIMY

Duncan P. Anderson: LUCAS NEFF

Bob Parr: CRAIG T. NELSON

Bree Young: SUMAYYAH NURIDDIN-GREEN

Arlo: RAYMOND OCHOA*

Hank: ED O’NEILL

Remy: PATTON OSWALT

Izzy Hawthorne: KEKE PALMER

Princess Dot: HAYDEN PANETTIERE*

Ramsey: ANNA PAQUIN

Abby Park: HYEIN PARK

Dug & Roz: BOB PETERSON

Dashiell Parr: BANKS PIERCE

Joy: AMY POEHLER

Bo Peep: ANNIE POTTS

Ercole Visconti: SAVERIO RAIMONDO

Priya Mangal: MAITREYI RAMAKRISHNAN

Gamma: JEROME RANFT

John: JOHN RATZENBERGER

Mr. Potato Head: DON RICKLES*

Alfredo Linguini: LOU ROMANO*

Rex: WALLACE SHAWN

Sadness: PHYLLIS SMITH

Emile & Sox: PETER SOHN

Darby Steel: DALE SOULES

Corey: OCTAVIA SPENCER

Hopper: ANDREW STANTON

Riley Andersen: KENSINGTON TALLMAN

Gia: ALIYAH TAYLOR

Elinor: EMMA THOMPSON

Celia Mae: JENNIFER TILLY

Mamá Imelda Rivera: ALANNA UBACH

Val Little: MELISSA VILLASEÑOR

Violet Parr: SARAH VOWELL

Mo Morrison: TAIKA WAITITI

Lightning McQueen: OWEN WILSON*

Thunderclap: STEVE ZAHN

*every voice actor with an asterisk returns via archived recordings

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