#Wacky Wally

[junespriince]

Little Chickadee meet little Sparkle au

8yo Dick, picks up 3yo Wally: so this baby kid flash?

Barry: yeah, this is apparently him at three years old according to Iris.

Dick, looks at the tiny boy in his arms: and his dad hated him!? Adults are useless.

Bruce, sighed: can't wait for Constantine and zatanna to fix this... Alfred where's the leash? *Leaves*

Dick, gives Barry, Wally back: I will make sure nobody hurts him again.

Barry: aw, that's so sweet of you.

A few hours later

Bruce: I told you to watch him, how could you let him get away!?

Barry: he said he went to the bathroom, how was i supposed to know he would leave, the time I knew him he listened in Central!

Wally, fussy because people are yelling:

Bruce: where could he have gone to, all his usual hits are protected.

Barry: ... Oh my god, OH MY GOD HE'S AFTER RUDY!

Bruce: Rudy?

Barry, grabbing his things: Wally's shitty bio dad, he read Canary's file on Wally and asked me questions.

Bruce: AND YOU GAVE THEM TO HIM, FREELY!?

Barry: I'm sorry I forgot he was blood thirsty as a child, okay!

Jason, holding a now crying Wally: hush it dipshits, and he's like eight how far on foot could he have gone.

Tim: he knows about the zeta tubes.

Jason: oooo, yeah that mother fucker dead dead.

Cass: I also saw him grabbed Barry's phone and called up Iris.

Barry: SHIT MY WIFE GONNA GO TO PRISON! I GOTTA GO!

[milkcoffee-enthusiast]

This Fandom could have me in a choke hold in the next few months

So here's my contribution to the blood god

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Okay wait, this is so fucking funny to me.

K. So, stay with me on this one: Wally is dealing with people mysteriously floating away in bubbles that freeze people in time and also dealing with Grodd's army of time traveling Gorillas and also dealing with a bunch of sentient Gods and also dealing with a homicidal Bethesda glitch (aka Porcupine Man Part Two: This Time he's a 15 y/o named Chad) and also dealing with a delusional homicidal Bethesda glitch (aka the Folded Man) WHILE the speedforce is also glitching the fuck out and messing with his powers ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Typical day in Central City, amiright?

Alright so all of this is going on and Wally is handling it, but no big deal I hear you say, there's like 50 speedsters. Wally has enough family members to handle this whole situation no problem.

Here's the fucking hilarious part. Okay, so, Jay? On family leave. Irey, Jai, Wade and Judy? Not cleared for active field work.

But still, there's always Wally's Kid Flash, his adopted brother and biological cousin, Ace West and Avery Ho, the pseudo sister of the Flash family and the biggest threat to Wally's title of 'Barry's favorite child' since... ever. Surely Wally can rely on them to-

Nope. Nevermind. They decided to do a different thing with Mas y Menos. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool.

Well. Okay. No problem.

We can always count on Barry Allen!

I mean, Barry is retired but he sees the massive fucked up hole in reality that Wally is trying to fix (did I forget to mention that part? Yeah that's a thing as well), so obviously he would go help W-

Nope! Okay! Barry locked himself in his room and is sleeping through this apparently.

But that's cool because Bart is there! Bart showed up to help!

Annnnnnnnd they left him there. Okay alright. Cool. Cool. It's so cool. Because Wally called Max and Max is there and two speedsters are better than one and-

OKAY HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS

DC says that Wally is forbidden from having any help and is willing to maintain that rule at any fucking cost apparently

[what-about-yogurt-night]

was havin' a silly, a goofy, possibly even a wacky doodle sesh just now

some closeups😂😎:

I'm so funny plz laugh

I don't know how I feel about this technically being my first time drawing human Wally lmao

If I made an AU where everything was the same except everyone is absolutely shredded would you guys still like me /j

btw I noticed that a couple of my (sort of) recent posts (from like 2 weeks ago lol) got over 100 notes each (and one got over 200???😳) and as someone who's used to like 25 max I thought that was pretty cool and wild so THANK UUU for the support!!!😁

*stares at my laptop screen for a half hour trying to decide whether to add any more babbling*

*writing is hard*

anyway ya'll are cool😎😎👍

[imagination-confusion]

Consider...

They're friends! :D

(I'm sorry if Barnaby's arm looks off I tried my absolute best-)

[timelesstheartist]

Before I packed up all my art supplies for college, I had to draw the scrunklies one last time in my sketchbook 🩷🩷🩷

[wally-wackfords-wacky-blog]

Official Helluva Pride Month Merch that confirms several sexualities?!

WALLY IN IT?!

WALLY IDENTITY CONFIRMED?!?!

[probably-des]

theres used to be a page in the old cartoon network website called the department of cartoons (d.o.c for short) where they showcase behind the scenes material and a few clips from cartoons. heres some of the stuff i downloaded from the page lol (dont ask why most shows dont have its own folder image, i couldnt find one)

[roaring-at-the-sky]

fidel castro communist dictator of cuba a real one for this

[flippedorbit]

they are having a tea party

[flitsy]

Aw, damn. There go all the "Wacky Wally Wackford is Mammon" theories.

[milkcoffee-enthusiast]

Haha short - a short person

[mooncalf87]

There's gotta be more of a deal to Wacky Wally Wackford then being an inventor and selling inconvenient torches at Loo Loo Land like?????? Tf is your deal?????

[flower-do0dles-dump]

I told myself I'd make a piece of art holding all my different versions of the SAME character I've been writing throughout my role-playing years. Lonnie, Stanley, Manny, Bently, Wally, Thomas (I suppose he can be called Tommy! But he was a funny case!) But what about the very first? Monty...!

Edit: warning for big ol' ramble in the tags. It's 12 at night and the adderall is falling off

[commenter2]

If the “Wally is Mammon in disguised” theory turns out to be true, I wonder if another use for this persona is to transfer his debt similar to what Creed from them Office does with his “William Charles Schneider” alias.

I mean being the embodiment of Greed, I definitely see him having plans like this to get out of debt when he falls into it.

[thepinkcountofmadness]

Mi cerebro con Crack Ship

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