#WOW okay RUDE

[duck-in-a-spaceship]

I'm CONVINCED it's impossible to be weird enough to truly phase Joyce. I tried my VERY best. I was so weird. We named her boat together. I looked at her passport for some goddamn reason. I told her allllll about my drunken amnesia. She did not care.

It's the only point so far where I've reset a save to go back and try to get what I want. And I did that MULTIPLE times. I got Kim to be like "Mmm yes, this is going well. Love how we're not talking about the case." And then I ask her about the case and it's the same thing everytime.

"Come on, I though you were going to be more weird." Kim says. "I thought you were going to use your freaky-deaky amnesiac cop charm."

I don't know what to tell you my man. I've bent time and space to try and make this work for us. I've tried every dialogue option there is, in just about every order. Quite frankly I just don't think it can be done. This woman is unflappable.

[cherries-in-wine]

She said I remind her of folklore so I was expecting songs like invisible string or seven or even this is me trying but bro said mad woman 😔💔

[true-king-of-monsters]

@fandomsallaroundme

!!!!⚠️ TW: blood ⚠️!!!!

"Nobody", a short LMK/JttW comic

[auntiezelda]

how do you need to be touched?

fervently.

you crave a hug that cracks your ribs... the feeling of your wandering soul being crushed back into the bones that can't seem to hold it. you need a hand gripping yours so tightly you almost fear it may leave a bruise, a reminder that you are here. and that you are not alone.

tagged by: @witchkillr

tagging: @diviningtime @korzion @thecavclry (for agatha) and anyone else

[the---hermit]

i am sadly one of those people who are super insicure of themselves after any social interaction, I go over and over again in my head and feel irrationally bad bc my brain tells me I was awkward, and probably came off as weird and so on. But you know what brain? I had the social interaction. I did it. I spoke out loud to people and had a conversation instead of freezing and feeling unable to talk. So fuck it if I came off as weird and awkward, I am weird and awkward and it's okay, because I did something that just a few years ago would have been even more of a struggle, and even earlier than that it would have been close to impossible.

[euthymiya]

A woman will do something and I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and a man will do something and automatically I assume the worst about his character

[stardustedknuckles]

I know that giving myself permission to have thoughts instead of them being stopped by the editor in my head before I even know they're there is a sign of healing but damn, I'm a petty bitch sometimes with some real unchecked biases. Is this what everyone else has been hearing and grappling with their whole lives or.

[boy-kisser-in-theory]

where my boy? where is he? no boyfriend in pride month? no boyfriend in the month of pride? homophobic. transphobic.

[creatiionary]

❝ why doth so many believe I dislike them personally? tis a rather bold assumption, isn't it? ❞

❝ thou believeth I hast abandoned thee, but doth thou not walk upon this earth, still? thou wouldst knoweth if Mine opinion on thee was unfavorable. ❞

[shdwtouch]

@alittlebitofmuse continued from here

something twists in the tieflings gut, her face falling, brow furrowing. the familiar sting of a bullys words, nothing she was a stranger to, and so she steels herself, features hardening to reveal nothing. ❝ it was a joke, Astarion. ❞ Shade says coolly, tone just as dry and flippant as the vampires.

she knows there is no use in defending herself, or even reminding him of what she'd already divulged to the companions. yet. ❝ though ya should not be so quick t' smirk; some of us don't get a choice in what we become or who we serve, now do we ? ❞ shadow curses and vampire lords make us more alike than not. the ranger keeps the rest of her words from slipping out, her gut twisting again, this time with regret at what she might have said. even if he spoke with the intent to hurt, she wouldn't fall into the same trap. she would not allow cruelty to make her unkind.

[truckstoptigers]

can my stepdad please stop showing me sexual jokes/skits on fb & stop invading my space when he does it i always take a step back and sometimes he gets mad about it but he knows i don't like either of these things & continues to do them & i'm not even allowed to say anything because then i'm just being "too sensitive" and I "need to learn to take a joke" and to "not get so offended all the time"

[boys-and-such]

sometimes i mayhaps would like a boyfriend

[trixibebe]

"the use of ad blocking software is equivalent to theft"

BITCH, I'M-

[phagodyke]

I should rewatch I saw the tv glow tbh. so funny to me that I've been so firmly in denial abt how much discomfort I've lived with for forever that even now I'm trying not to repress it anymore, my immediate knee jerk response to watching a film exploring that explicitly was Um No I Don't Relate To It Or Understand It At All Actually Sorry Must Be A Fault With The Film.....

[meshyjournalofinterests]

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[13-secret-poems]

You are the person who is planning any get-togethers, and you always have an intensive schedule. Your sense of style is eclectic and looking the way you want is important to you. When you love someone, you love intensely. You love thrifting and having amazing luck in what you find. Physical touch or words of affirmation is your love language. You have excellent taste in music and listen to a wide variety of genres. You view the world in a very neutral light, and as such are okay with ambivalent or bittersweet endings. Destiny isn’t a thing, we all forge our own paths, and it’s up to individual humans to choose every day to care and be kind. You’re the person to whom people say, “my cat doesn’t like anyone, I’m surprised they like you.” You feel yourself constantly split by the conflict between loving and accepting yourself and feeling as if you have no personality and nothing to offer to people. You often think that you have no idea why people stay for you, you’re not worth it. Know that you are worth it. It’s true that there are no happy endings, only happy people, but allow yourself to make your happy ending instead of other people’s

Have you ever wondered what flower from Victorian flower language you are? I have! I have a quiz about it! (my credentials are that I have a spreadsheet of over 600 flower meanings)