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ARE YOU READY TO BE SAVED? TOMORROW SISTER DANIEL RETURNS TO CLEANSE YOUR SINS live.danandphiltour.com

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Terrible Influence Tour Themed Cocktails

I got experimental with my cocktail mixing to come up with some themed drinks for the livestream this weekend! 🍸🍹💙

Recipes under the cut.

The Terrible Influence

More for the on-theme color than anything. Also just wanted an excuse to make a sparkly cocktail. 😅  Not too sweet!

1.5 oz gin

1 oz blue curacao

.75 oz creme de violette

.5 oz lime juice

bar spoon/dash of simple syrup

edible cocktail glitter (optional)

sugar for rim (optional)

Rim glass with a mixture of sugar & glitter if desired. Add gin, blue curacao, creme de violette, lime juice, and simple syrup to a cocktail shaker. Add ice and shake for 15 seconds. Strain into glass. Add a sprinkle of edible glitter to the glass and stir in.

The Her

You’re going to need to like cherry (and tequila) for this one! A play on a cherry margarita, with the addition of Bénédictine (a liqueur said to have originally been developed by monks). 😉

6 cherries

.75 oz lime juice

2 oz tequila

1 oz cherry liqueur

.5 oz benedictine

black food coloring (optional)

cherry (for garnish)

Muddle cherries and lime juice in a cocktail shaker. Add tequila, cherry liqueur, benedictine, and food coloring. Add ice and shake for 15 seconds. Strain into a glass filled with ice. Garnish with a cherry.

The “Are They Fighting?”

Self-explanatory. ❤️🥊💙 You can add more ginger beer to taste (after mixing the layers) if needed!

1.5 oz grenadine

1.5 oz vodka

2 oz ginger beer (or ginger ale)

1.5 oz blue curacao

Add grenadine and vodka to a glass and stir. Fill the glass with ice. Combine ginger beer and blue curacao separately. Hold an upside down spoon over the glass and VERY SLOWLY pour the curacao and ginger beer mixture over it to create a blue layer on top of the red. Stir together before drinking.

The Phlonde 

Perfectly blonde and very sweet, just as Phil likes!

1.5 oz vanilla vodka

1 oz lillet blanc

.5 oz elderflower liqueur

.5 oz lemon juice (.25 oz if no sugar rim or you like things as sweet as Phil does 😆)

1 dash orange bitters

lemon peel (for garnish)

sugar for rim (optional)

Rim glass with sugar if desired. Add vanilla vodka, lillet blanc, elderflower liqueur, lemon juice, and orange bitters to a cocktail shaker. Add ice and shake for 15 seconds. Strain into glass. Garnish with lemon peel.

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phil retweet

22/3/25

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obsessed with this brand new information that phil likes dan. this changes so many things

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in honor of them posting the conspiracies today here in all her glory is the mostly-finished commitment issues spreadsheet. my beautiful magnum opus on the presence of the line about dan being unable to commit to anything. Could Mean Nothing! etc <3

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Taking dan saying “thank you love you BYE” as final confirmation of the meaning of tylybb i will not be taking criticism

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Who's to say what's real?

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phil tweet

21/3/25

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HAVE YOU DABBLED IN DAN AND PHIL CONSPIRACIES AND THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH? IT’S TIME TO REVEAL ALL

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my heart goes out tonight to all the people who had to find out about the confirmed Dan and Phil Bed Sharing incident from *checks notes* Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter 5

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When Dan gets so happy about seeing his feminine side that he just starts laughing.

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mother / babygirl

bonus:

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no way those are my favourite things as well

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hey, let's talk more about the buffy moment actually!

specifically about dan asking phil which episode that clip was from. it's giving very "i know you love talking about this and this is your field of very niche fandom expertise, so I'm giving you the opportunity to talk about this thing you love and slightly brag about your knowledge of this" which i think is very sweet. something something phil having felt like he annoyed people by talking too much about buffy in the past and dan encouraging him to...

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wait when did Phil say that clones don’t count??

11:43

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yk it is actually so funny that they said tumblr is chill now because they probably have seen all the discourse that goes on on twitter and realized that we're just talking about them kissing on the mouth without starting a weekly civil war over it

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this was crazy actually