#WOOHOO TIMEZONE

[chaosister]

BMW : ellie williams.

ellie sent you a text inviting you to ride with her on her new bmw car but it seemed like ellie had a different kind of riding on her mind.

cw. fucking inside a car, riding, cow girl, ellie acts like her strap-on is an actual cock attached to her, you're cock drunk and the two of you are literally both fucked stupid, messy sex.

note. first time writing smut and word vomit so I'm sorry if this is all over the place... 17+ ONLY.

when ellie sent you a message saying that she wanted to take you out on a ride around the city in her BMW van you thought nothing of it but you should’ve honestly expected some horny shit was going to happen, it was ellie after all and something was bound to happen like the situation you were in now.

“uh! ha-!”  your moans echoed around the wide space of her luxury SUV that the two of you were in. you were currently on top of ellie who’s laying down on the backseats of her newly acquired BMW as she lets out small huffs of air “that’s it baby- hah- taking my cock so well, like a good girl.” Ellie’s raspy voice was making your pussy more slicker as you continued to bounce up and down on her strap. oh god, her strap always manages to hit all those sweet spots inside of you and it never fails to turn your brain into a puddle.

“already going dumb on my strap? you’re that much of a whore for my cock, aren’t you? ’s alright, I’ll take care of you princess.”  ellie’s other hand that wasn’t resting on your thigh took a hold of your hair and tugged you forward as you leaned in her face, ellie wasted no time and smashed her lips on yours immediately as the two of you lapped each other’s lips like starved beasts.

the two of you moaned in each other’s mouth, both of your tongues dancing with each other as saliva were swapped between the two of you.

“anhn-! el’s-!” the sudden buckling of ellie’s hips made you release a surprised gasp at the way you could feel the tip of her cock bullying your cervix and it was making your eyes roll back. “shiiit.. keep ridin’ me like that pretty girl.” ellie purred beside your ears as she released groans and small gasps from the feeling of the strap continuosly bumping on her clit and sending multiple shockwaves of pleasure thrumming through her veins.

“fuck-! ridin’ me like there’s no tomorrow, -ah- huh?” ellie’s calloused hands suddenly gripped your ass rather harshly as she helped bounce you up and down on her cock, occasionally leaving slaps and leaving harsh marks on your skin- you already knew that there’s going to be bruises present tomorrow.

“so desperate-haahh- fa’ me aren’t cha’ baby?” you buried your face on ellie’s neck as the non-stop bullying of her cock on your cunt never relented and her sharp thrusts only seemed to get more and more desperate and faster as if she was chasing after your cunt. 

you could tell that ellie was about to come due to her groans and desperate moans that mixed with your own and echoed around the vehicle. “feel ‘s good el’s..” your words slurred as you suckled on her neck rather messily due to the drool that escaped your mouth from how fucked out your brain was. “ughn! nevah wan’ to leave ya cunt princess- suckin’ me in ‘s good..”  

ellie’s thrusting was now much more harsher and the bumping on her clit was making her lose her mind, your back arched as your hands clinged on the armrest of her seat and desperately met her strong thrusts “hah-! el’s!” ellie’s hands that wrapped and fondled your breasts was bringing you closer and closer to the edge “yah- tha’s it baby, cum on this cock ya love s’ much” her encouraging words was enough to make your head tip back and stars explode in your vision as everything turned white as you squirt all over her cock messily. ellie thrusted a few times and soon followed after you, wetting the seat of her car as the two of you went limp on each other’s embrace.

[eyesteeth]

and you know this will be gone in the morning

[alonsoings]

as if i couldn’t experience enough torment in one night, i’ll be back at 3 (yes, THREE) in the morning for qualifying!

[just-another-bored-killjoy]

one year ago i woke up and my brain chemistry was altered forever

[mackerelbones]

way past 7/3 in my timezone but happy narumitsu day anyway woohoo :,)

[thezestycard]

WOOHO TOMORROW ON FRIDAY!

(today in my timezone)

Its so cool to become an actual young adult I graduated 9 months ago from college!

I'm actually 24 woohoo! I wonder how my work environment will be like? What would the world will see that my birthday is tomorrow!

Wowie I don't know what to do, I wonder if lotion has a surprise for me orrrrrrrr my colleges in my acting organisation make a dinner invitation for me! I'm like so happy to be an adult, I picked a perfect fit for me for this day ! plus I'm taking a week break since I need it. welp tell yall tomorrow baii gals and pals and non bi pals!1!!

(( @zeeposting @cassylost-inspace @cloudstongue @zombieefish @kasperszilliez @desklamper ))

@skincare-wannabe

[simmonsized]

🥑🌻🪐🥐☁️🎨 🧩 for Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

1. 🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

Probably the members of my Broblematic server (@outofstrings (bird and fae collectively, u may know of the Post-Cal ask blog), @future-geometries (Jess u are the first person I thought of) and definitely @alexharrier , who I think would probably hide me from the law even if I didn't explain the crime. I am not including beloved @chaton-katreal because I think she is too gentle, i would not want to muck up her life with murder!)

Or you know, my actual partner @notanotherdoodleblog probably LOL

All fantastic people, worth of hiding crimes.

2. 🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis

Honestly most of my friends are pretty busy adulting 8( so we don't get to talk as much as I'd like to. @eggwyrt because our timezones are almost earth opposites. I love u!!!! I miss you!!

3. 🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

- I've got two real life best friends that I get together with and have coffee every weekend together, and sometimes do other things, and this is significant to me because adulthood makes it hard to keep friends, let alone see them.

- I got into the marine ecology lab at my school that I have been pushing for entrance into, despite missing a pre-req. I get to be on a boat for eight hours next quarter! Woohoo!

- I got fanart for a fic I am very proud of but very rarely interact with anybody about, which has boosted my confidence and made me feel really good, and each comment I've gotten since they posted the art has made my heart sing extra loud!

4. 🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh

Tbh I can't think of anything off the top of my head. My partner and I met through RVB, however, so we reference old seasons to each other fairly regularly, and I like to think we have a pretty good time c:

5. ☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

(i do not even like Simmons that much but it's a solid username and now is part of my brand. also I am classically a blue team girly lol)

6. 🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it

This is an impossible task. Insurmountable, even. There are several!! Many!!! How can I pick one?? So I will list a few:

A. Everything anyone has ever drawn for my fanfics at all ever.

B. SPECIFICALLY everything @alexharrier has drawn for me, ever. Especially specially specially these two gifs which actually make me fucking insane every time I see them.

Honestly, this had me making sounds so incoherent only dogs could hear them, years ago when I did not consider my fic would be special to anyone. I really really really treasure them.

Also both my birthday gifts, Bro at Disneyland, and Bro at Home Depot 💕

C. This artwork for RNG chapter 66, from @101-sve . It is also special to me, and it's been my wallpaper on my phone ever since c: the atmosphere, the warmth, the halo of their hair i just... Yeah!!!!

D. Recent, probably familiar still, this Holy Fucking Shit Beautiful Atmospheric work of art for metempsychosis!!!! by @askinsufferableprickmod . I really actually cannot stop looking at it. It's so gorgeous, and honestly even if it had nothing to do with me I would still be in love with it. The concept of the kids are Gods, as beings outside the mortal world they made for themselves, all that is visible here, and I really really love it!

* I know all of these are things people have drawn for me, for my content, but honestly that is why they are my favorites! It is touching to see someone put heart into something that is related to something you, yourself, also put heart into!!! I love it!!!! I love these talented artists!!!!!

ALSO: we all know Theater of Coolty, but it is so beloved to me, I can recite it in my sleep lol.

7. 🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately

On top of the other reasons I said I don't like things, you do actually have to convince me 6 times outta 10 if you want me to read a Homestuck fic in the third person. There is just something to the flavor of 2nd person that hits different. There is a reason different perspectives exist, and I think they can all be utilized well, but something about that classic, well-patterned "you, and then you" just gets me, you know?

[ell-dordo]

Hi yes I got silly and doodled ur goober who looks like hes gonna curb stomp my hand and then beat me up with his Bo'oh'o'wa'er™️ while calling me 50 slurs and yes they're kinda lazy I have like no energy to make a full ass drawing but I want that power anyways British person jumpscare woohoo scary 👻 also sorry I'm posting this at like 1 am my timezone

he almost invited me to have grits and beans for lunch (AWESOME ART BTW)

[endo-haven]

HI AGAIN IM BACK I HAVE AN UPDATE

Ok, I got a response from both people (let's call them A and B)

I was not expecting A to respond, they were offline, but B was on DND, so there was a chance I'd get a response (I did!)

B and I spoke, I managed to ask them their stance on syscourse and they said they didn't know a lot, but kinda expressed anti-endo beliefs

However, they said they wouldn't pick a stance because they didn't know enough

I told them a little about how I read into syscourse (I actually read more anti-endo stuff, saw how hateful it was, and saw actual studies and stuff for the pro-endo side) (it wasn't a difficult decision to be pro-endo) and they actually said they'll look into both sides and learn a little more!

I asked them specifically "what about mixed origin", they didn't know what that was, so I clarified with "well, what about a system who is partly traumagenic and partly neurogenic" (i explained neurogenic) and B said that it made sense (so.. they'd probably accept me at least?)

I then explained that neurogenic is considered endogenic, because (iirc) (← covers own ass, lol) endogenic is an umbrella for anything non-traumagenic

(they then said they'd do some research and I said goodnight because it was getting late for me, and they had things on, I did let them know they could ask me questions and stuff)

As for A, I did receive a message, but I was asleep. I've responded now, but they won't be awake yet (woo, timezones!)

I'll count this as a success I think, I was at least brave enough to speak to them xD

Actually, interesting note: when I joined Tumblr (prolly like the beginning of march 2024) I had no clue about endos and half the stuff in the community, because the people who taught me about plurality didn't actually tell me there was a community, or other ways to be plural

For like the year of knowing I was a system (or at least what it's called, it's been a hell of a lot longer of being plural LMAO) I didn't know there was a community outside of the 5 friends I'd made through that group

Now I do, and I couldn't be happier :)

- 🍂☘️

woohoo!! i’m so happy for you!

its a win i’d say too! and with time slowly they’ll come to be more accepting which will be nice to see and experience. sometimes people just need to be educated slowly to learn things

and it’s a shame you didn’t know at first about other pluralities but that’s why it’s good to teach others! many just don’t know the right information and it’s a shame

[tiredlilguy]

IK I ALREADY SAID HAPPY NEW YEARS, BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS (on my timezone) WOOHOO

[tubborucho]

Timezone sucks so much sometimes cuz I'd be like 5 am scrolling Liss's blog woohoo eehee them boom. Purg 2 attendees anounce ments and me head is not handling it well is not processing sneeg should be half a block big aimset is prob vibrating out of excited ment writing lore

LMAO FAIR HALF OF THE PROPLE WERE ANNOUNCED AFTER LIKE 3AM FOR ME LIKE SNEEG

[bonesandthebees]

WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST TIMEZONE EVERRR BEEEE

also update: it has been almost 24 hours and i still want to burst into tears everytime i see the video (it is pinned on my tumblr just so i can have easy access to it. i am not okay. i am not okay at all)

i am glad u find me funny saturn ^-^, i live to provide entertainment via keysmashing (though i am honestly proud of my reviews for no time confounds me, i had several good one liners that i've sent to my friends and made fun of myself for LMFAOO, my personal fav line is "YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN DADZA AT THE COST OF IMMENSE TORTURE FOR A FEW HOURS")

also i found out the hard way that ao3 has a character limit for reviews... it wasn't one of ur fics bee but i feel bad for the poor author who literally got like 5k of just all caps screaming HELPP

praying the jetlag doesnt get u!!!

ty icy glad to be back in the best time zone so I can actually catch streams again lol, the Europeans suffer so much I get it now 😭

Saturn is right your keyboard smashing is extremely entertaining for everyone here I think

I’m amazed but also not surprised that you managed to hit the ao3 comment character limit it’s SO MUCH but if anyone was gonna hit it it’d be you. And don’t worry you’re not bothering that author I’m sure they’re gonna be thrilled to see such a huge enthusiastic comment :D

I’ve been home a few days now and I think I’m mostly recovered from jet lag woohoo!!!!

[l1tw1ck]

now i'll only miss your posts bc of timezones and also my awful attention span <3

woohoo!! 🎊

[chaosister]

hi, I will be posting a smutty fic of ellie and if you'd like to block all my up-coming smut posts then please block this tag: #WOOHOO TIMEZONE

[fanatsrit]

11/1/2024 11:11pm in my timezone rn. woohoo!

[starshuas]

OK RN ITS OFFICIALLY JOSHUAS BDAY IN MY TIMEZONE WOOHOO EVEN MORE OF ME POSTIING ABT MY FAVORITE BOY 🥳

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHUA 🥰