#WOOF WE WANT IT
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So, about that tattoo Bill asked Ford to make in the Book of Bill that literally means "If lost return to Bill" how we feeling gang
#WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF#MEOWWWWWWW..#ILL GET THAT DSMN TATTOO#WOOF WE WANT IT#MEOW…#EEODHEIEHD
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Alastor thinks there's nothing more demeaning than being owned and having a leash. Vox dreams of nothing more.
One day, while Vox is chasing Alastor down the street to insult him, Alastor joking summons a leash to go, "Well, if you're going to follow me like a common mutt, you should at least look the part, haha!"
Vox has already attached the leash to the hidden collar he keeps under his clothes before Alastor can even finish speaking. He won't leave, nor will he let Alastor drop the leash when he tries to. Alastor's stuck with him now.
Vox: You put a leash on me I'm yours now. Woof.
Alastor: I did what now.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#vox#radiostatic#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#put a collar and leash on that television now its what he wants#Alastor panicking and going to the hotel: we have a situation#vaggie: why the FUCK is vox here#Alastor: he wont leave#angel: smiles you got a leash on him. damn. kinky#Alastor even more alarmed: HE WONT LEAVE#vox calmly: woof#staticradio
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#jeno#jeno lee#nct#nct dream#fantaken#oh my god... OH MY GOD#all the big accs on twt posted these like#everyone stop looking at him !!!!#but we can't HELP it#my god ... .. ..#bark woof meow i'll sit i'll stand i'll do whatever he Wants
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"most enthusiastic head of my life" goes in the pile of things women have said abt how i throatfuck myself on them
#woof woof#godddd I. I shouldn't say it! I love herrr I really love her a lot 🙈 so glad I got to give her head#she's so cute... im going to lose my mind when I get to eat her ass like fuck it was hard keeping my wits about me#seeing her open like that#lord. she wants to get a hotel room 😙 so we can fuck properly and not just in the woods#nsft
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Me: I joke about writing the same McCoy centric story over and over again in different ways
Me: and like. I love doing it and imma keep doing it because it makes me happy.
Me: but also. I do sometimes wonder if it's like. A little Much.
Me: like maybe I should branch out or something
Me: [reads another fundamental and extremely insulting misread of McCoy's character by someone who is clearly making a Choice to cast McCoy as the villain, because they have to get him out of the way of spirk, because they're too???? idk immature??? to realize that even when you're in a relationship with one person, other ppl can and SHOULD still be important to you]
Me: lmao I hope I AM too much actually!!!! I hope it is 100% obnoxious how much I love that doctor!!!!! Time to write more versions of the same story of McCoy being forced to realize that he is loved and cared for!!!!!!
Me: I KNOW MY NICHE AND IMMA DIE IN THAT NICHE, THANKS
#mine#not putting this in the mcc*y/tr*k tags bc i am venting not trying to start 💾🐎 [discourse]#but woof. WOOF. i want you to know that if you hate the doc then sp*ck and k*rk would hate YOU#like seeing someone say they're sp*ck or jim coded and then say flagrantly absurd things about mcc*y.......u are garbage coded actually.#sp*ck and k*rk would literally never#i will never understand how so many ppl can ship mcc*y’s besties and then???? hate on mcc*y?????????#i block LIBERALLY so i have a lot of b*nes haters blocked already tbf#i just stumble across one in the wild sometimes alas#that mindset btw is how that counseling fic came about lmao - we were talking about how if sp*rk dated they'd still drag mcc*y EVERYWHERE#romantic or platonic he is THEIRS just like they're HIS. it's a triumvir*te my guy#any two of them hook up they're still making the third stay at their side 24/7 lolllllll#how can you claim to love sp*ck and k*rk and so fundamentally misunderstand them and their relationship with b*nes#genuinely tragique#you are missing out on so much fun#we are not watching the same show lmao <3 leave my doctor alone <3 leave his bfs alone too <3#me: i should let things go / sp*ck: have you instead considered being a petty bitch / me: what / sp*ck: they can get fucked and die mad 🖖#me: ur so right sp*ck / sp*ck: i usually am#guess who literally just found out that if the word is contained w/in a longer tag it now shows up if you search that word!!!!!#that change very well may not be recent but i just found out!!!! anyway. asterisks added.#i give up. tumblr keeps putting this in the fucjing tags. hellsite (full of hatred)#eta: didn't think to make this non-rebloggable earlier but now it is lmao. it's just a vent post y'all <3
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oh MEOWWWWWWWWW
#bark bark woof woof#i need her carnally#one CHANCEEEEEEE#i want her to step on me#ayanna patterson#sophlovesyanna#the way I tweak at every drop of content we receive of her should be studied#sorry y'allllll#uconn#wbb#uconn wbb#soph's tea sesh🌵#soph speaks 🦛#yaks🌚
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whilst i sit and write the rest of this part 2, i am foaming at the mouth at this photo, as i have done since i first saw it.
#can we talk about it#when i say it#i mean#the colt python#rarf#woof#that’s crazy#the hair on his chest makes me angry#i want to chew it off#who said that#what a cute smile#can i sit on it#who said that too#joe keery#i’m feral
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normal things my partner and I sext about: how we want our partner to stuff egg toys inside us, fuck us with a strap that can shoot cum and then her making us push out cum covered eggs
#we want normal things#the woof pack#cause she needs to fertilize us 👉🏻👈🏻 obviously#AND WE CAN ACTUALLY JUST DO THAT SHIT CAUSE WE'RE ALL EQUALLY WEIRD#AH#I'm so happy
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#ooooof me when i am never the first choice#me when i am never the one someone is really into#me when i get very attached even tho i didn't wanna date him bc he's too young for me#me when now abandonment issues are rearing their head#me when it's literally not his fault at all but now i feel so so bad lol#ooooooof me when i'm gonna cry about it lmaooooo#this is so dumb#no more b you guys he has Met Someone#we were literally never gonna be together like i didn't want to#but he was the first person i was with after f and like#god i do be feeling abandoned and like i'm only good until the next best thing comes along#woof#why am i SHAKING. this is so dumb#why do i get so attached to people#i'm 24 this is teenager behaviour#maybe back to bed#vent
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I love you stim bloggers with F/O's!
I love you stim bloggers who make self-indulgent stimboards of them!
I love you stim bloggers who make stimboards of their self inserts!
I love you people who engage with their F/O's via making stimboards, aesthetics, ect
#woof woof~#we don't really have f/o's- just guys that i want to punch- but I do hope you're all having a good day if you do#don't let cringe culture tell you not to make things that make you happy!
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ive wondered abt this for years now whether me being a very physical person is just the way that i am or it’s to a degree thats Unhealthy and Weird. but most people ive dated for longer than like. a week .have at some point or another gotten annoyed with me for being too clingy (physically). i now get very self conscious abt it im pushing 30 asking my therapist shit like do i want to hold hands a normal amount
#woof#need somebody to match my freak in this regard Or i need to eliminate desire frm my heart#footnotes:#*if they say no obviously i respect that like we all need space and to be alone sometimes#and im not the type to blow up their phone anytime we're apart or get weird n possessive or anything like that#ive just never rly felt like my partner wants the same things as me + ive never felt like im getting my needs met in this way#also similarly in every relationship my sex drive has always been higher than my partner's so ilke#yeah man whatever its fine it's fine its f
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I have once again drawn my favorite Big Tall Anime Woman with her Priest Husband (the punisher ain't the only thing that's strapped up, etc etc)
#I am always into Big Girl Gets Picked Up Like She Weighs Nothing#like yes yes we know milly can pick him up - but!!! I wanted to see her be on the receiving end of that too - so I drew it!#also love drawing love-drunk woof face........ thinks about him wanting to be so gentle with her and dies#what if milly was a bottom and she was loud and cute and demanding about it. what if woof had fun spoiling her rotten about it. what then.#them..........#milfwood#millywood#priestwidow art tag
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contamination OCD be damned those toes can get sucked
#feet#woof woof#ok I'm still far from there but. baby steps.#I always wanted to give my old partner a “spa day” where I was gonna like deep clean her feet + lotion + massage them + such... we never di#but I did really like her feet lol#don't let fear stop u... pamper the feet of a loved one now!! nothing lasts forever!#txtp
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#꒰ a wolf's loyalty knows no bounds ꒱ ⌗ connection#listen we pay in woof#with woof#no price too high#꒰ to run with wolves means to embrace freedom ꒱ ⌗ wanted
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the new my scene dolls are so unfair they downgraded madison sooooo much from her original it's criminal. it should boycotted on that ground alone but then... chelsea *___*
#chelsea i honestly think is somehow an IMPROVEMENT on the doll they're paying homage to#barbie is about the same for me. slightly worse than the 2002 but are we surprised. it's 2024 mattel we're talking about#chelsea is so stunning her new long coat PLEEEEASE#like i love her. i have a thought of getting her but she'd be my only myscene doll#i dont want the other two all that much... again POOR MADISON!!!!#and the price point they're going for. woof what do you think im made of money#if i get chelsea it'll be after the price has been dropped and if they sell really well that might not even happen#tales from diana#i wish this first wave of myscene's comeback was giving like bratz in 2022#super affordable and accessible and available everywhere you would expect#bratz are kinda starting to decline a little bit im a little disappointed in some recent releases ngl#not just the mean girls ones but i think the new playline dolls are lacking some of the oomph#and some of the lines they're choosing for repros are like why#REPRODUCE TOKYO A GO GO ALREADY!!! get the lead out of your pants mga#i have to go to bed but im thinking about dolls#k goodnight
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Barista flirted w me this morning. Now I have to let him hit
#i see a man w pretty eyes and who knows my usual order#and who also prepared it w/o knowing that i switched up today#and then decides to tease me / flirt w me about it.#and i obviously have to give it up#like thats the first time he actually makes actual convo too#if u want me just say so bc im ready babe like#tomorrow idk if i will switch it up again but WOOF#im been starving for this kinda thing yk i love flirting and it's been TOO QUIET for so long#i need this kinda shit#we have to kiss now those are the rules#text#not tolkien
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