#the woof pack
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venomouslilith · 5 months ago
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my boyfriend is the prettiest girl in the world and I want him to have my children and if that doesn't make sense to you then I'm sorry cause you're missing out
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xtraordinarygrls · 6 months ago
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COCONA WOKE UP @ Music Bank, 240531
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sincerelywhistler · 9 months ago
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DON’T BEHAVE.
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GET THEIR ASSES, DARLIN.
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teencopandthesourwolf · 1 year ago
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yeah so my brother was over tonight and after we'd had a heart-to-heart and a gossip i stuck TEEN WOLF on—which he is aware of and knows it's one of my shows, but has never actually watched himself—just for a bit of background bc it was there in my 'continue watching' as i'm never really not watching it lol.
ANYWAYS we continued chattering through it for a while (the majority of eps 1&2) but then he started sporadically paying it more and more attention, till he was eventually commenting and asking me questions etc.
here are some of the veritable golden nuggets he dropped:
“well, that coach fella's my new bestie.”
“the hammy lad with the face (jackson) is giving me such biff from back to the future vibes.”
“why is clark kent (he knows hoech from superman & lois) being an autistic male model with serious pmt?”
(still taking about hoec) “oh, bloody hell, he's actually really good looking, isn't he?!”
"the sfx in this are so fuckin bad they actually double back to being terrific.”
“so, are we, like, supposed to not give a shit about the main guy then, or what?”
(more scott talk) “although i do actually kind of want to hug him—but i feel that's somehow unrelated to his character.”
“pretending to do back flips off a roof is cool af i don't care what anybody says.”
(about k*te argent) “hoho, she's gonna turn out to be a massive cunt, isn't she?”
“this is fucking brilliant, they (the wolf transformations) look like were!fonzies!”
“jesus, we're like, 3 eps in and there's already what looks to be the beginnings of quite intricate character arcs? this show should honestly not be this intriguing, wtf.”
(commentary on the acting chops) “oh, wow, so the one that's playing scott is pretending to be scott... while the one playing stiles just IS stiles!”
(scene at the start of magic bullet where stiles is talking to scott about derek):
stiles: okay, sorry, no more talk about alphas or derek; especially derek—who still scares me.
my brother: yeah, that's because he quite clearly makes your willy hard, mate.
also my brother: OH, SHIT! THAT'S STEREK, RIGHT?! well, it's no fucking wonder that that's a thing.
AND HE HAS NOT EVEN MET PETER YET
so yeah my hope is now obviously that he'll go home and get obsessed and spank the entire 6 seasons in 4 days and become one of our most prolific fanfic writers.
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fullmoonwhiskey · 3 months ago
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Wolfie bulge, ready for someone to grind against until I get too feral and need to mount them 🐺🍆😏 They/Them
ft. wolfie tiddies
ok2rb
cis het men and minors dni
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tpup · 3 months ago
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one of the worst parts of being homeless / couchsurfing is just how much you have to carry on your person
it's heavy. it hurts. it makes people stare. it's awkward going anywhere, going in shops, going dancing, seeing if a place is hiring- you're the person walking in with their life on their back and it shows
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wisteriagoesvroom · 9 months ago
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not to make this like weirdly intimate or anything but hey bro i know exactly how u drive?
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venomouslilith · 5 months ago
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normal things my partner and I sext about: how we want our partner to stuff egg toys inside us, fuck us with a strap that can shoot cum and then her making us push out cum covered eggs
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muffinlance · 2 years ago
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Dragon Zuko has some issues practicing flight. Over an ocean. Both the dragon and the isodog pack he crashes into have /concerns/.
Zuko… needed to find land. But there was just ocean, and more ocean, and his instructors were never satisfied with him but even he could memorize a map after enough nights staying up late to study so he knew that there wasn’t going to be anything but ocean—
Except. Except that maybe he’d gotten confused. Or turned around. It was hard to think, his face hurt so bad, and his wings hurt almost as bad. And there was an island. Or… a sandbar? A few sandbars. Which was weird this far from any shores, and probably they’d go under at high tide, but… but he just. Needed to land. For awhile.
So he did. He landed on his feet at first, but then he was skidding on his side, and then he was just… laying there. 
This didn’t feel like sand. It felt like… a crab-herring's shell? And it had big ridges, almost like the segments of an armadillo-pede, but that couldn’t be right because they were too big. 
The sandbar barked. Zuko considered this an appropriate time to let the fever drag him under.
(Continued here. Read this and other ficlets on AO3.)
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packhowlnow · 2 months ago
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Sparring
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teencopandthesourwolf · 1 year ago
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Stiles: Dude, what the hell?!
Isaac: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...
Stiles: But wasn't Erica with you?
Erica: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...
Peter: *throws himself down the loft's spiral staircase for comfort*
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magicmalcolm · 5 months ago
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Dan Sheehan's "NOT A WOLF" Secret Lair Drop
Coffee lover. Graphic designer. Definitely not a wolf pretending to be a man.
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acoraxia · 1 year ago
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Showed the song to my sibling help
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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 7 months ago
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I found my relatives who are estranged because they left the cult (among other, much more complicated things)… and through their friends list I found my creepy uncle who I saw exactly once in person, walking through a foyer at a funeral.
Now, I bear a striking resemblance to my late grandmother so I could theoretically scare the living bejeezus out of him… 👀 but I’m not going to do that or talk to any of them right now in any way; because I don’t want to open that can of wormssssssss
#I guess it’s in that side of the family’s DNA to scheme and be evil and covertly cause as much mayhem as possible#I’ve inherited a double dose of whatever that is because I’ve been dying to cause widespread mayhem in disguise#hungering for it even— THIRSTING AS IF MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT#But there are no healthy or morally correct ways to Do That right now; so I guess I’ll suffer until I find an opportunity#I have no problems with my relatives. I like my relatives and would love to speak to them#However uh… the uncle#And of course the man’s profile picture is with him holding a toddler… fucking yikes#I mean maybe he’s reformed#He’d better be#Otherwise I will put on my rain boots#pack my bag with granola bars#and with a compass in my hand walk eighty miles north to beat his skinny ass into a seething pulp#[Caligula voice] “Get a dog who’ll eat a dog.” I am that dog. I am now#going#to bark at you#Woof woof barkbarkbark woofwoofwoof bark bArk—#Just imagine me jumpscaring him at his door absolutely drenched in sweat like “Hello uncle I’ve never formally introduced myself to you#My name is [Tarrie]. Prepare to die.” and then I immediately fucking pass out and impale myself on my folding scissors#because I’ve been walking for 80 miles straight only eating granola bars birch bark and dandelions#That would be horrifying and extremely embarrassing… so this is proof that this is all a joke and I would never do that#because I value… [checks notes] my health. Yes. [nods emphatically]#No the real reason is because I have no viable way to figure out any reason why he hasn’t reformed from many decades ago#which sucks because I prefer to deal in absolutes but that’s the way it is and my resources would be better spent observing other things#which I KNOW are actively harmful to others in order to fix them#[Caligula voice] But fear not dear uncle (derogatory); I’ll still stalk you from afar
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venomouslilith · 4 months ago
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how's your recent break-up going?
oh I just used my ex's toothbrush to deep clean the shower drain, now I feel much better!
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woolfers · 5 months ago
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My S/O got me a LOVELY moonstone necklace, I've felt so much closer to my identity since receiving it ☺️
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