#the woof pack

[venomouslilith]

my boyfriend is the prettiest girl in the world and I want him to have my children and if that doesn't make sense to you then I'm sorry cause you're missing out

[xtraordinarygrls]

COCONA WOKE UP @ Music Bank, 240531

[sincerelywhistler]

DON’T BEHAVE.

GET THEIR ASSES, DARLIN.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

yeah so my brother was over tonight and after we'd had a heart-to-heart and a gossip i stuck TEEN WOLF on—which he is aware of and knows it's one of my shows, but has never actually watched himself—just for a bit of background bc it was there in my 'continue watching' as i'm never really not watching it lol.

ANYWAYS we continued chattering through it for a while (the majority of eps 1&2) but then he started sporadically paying it more and more attention, till he was eventually commenting and asking me questions etc.

here are some of the veritable golden nuggets he dropped:

“well, that coach fella's my new bestie.”

“the hammy lad with the face (jackson) is giving me such biff from back to the future vibes.”

“why is clark kent (he knows hoech from superman & lois) being an autistic male model with serious pmt?”

(still taking about hoec) “oh, bloody hell, he's actually really good looking, isn't he?!”

"the sfx in this are so fuckin bad they actually double back to being terrific.”

“so, are we, like, supposed to not give a shit about the main guy then, or what?”

(more scott talk) “although i do actually kind of want to hug him—but i feel that's somehow unrelated to his character.”

“pretending to do back flips off a roof is cool af i don't care what anybody says.”

(about k*te argent) “hoho, she's gonna turn out to be a massive cunt, isn't she?”

“this is fucking brilliant, they (the wolf transformations) look like were!fonzies!”

“jesus, we're like, 3 eps in and there's already what looks to be the beginnings of quite intricate character arcs? this show should honestly not be this intriguing, wtf.”

(commentary on the acting chops) “oh, wow, so the one that's playing scott is pretending to be scott... while the one playing stiles just IS stiles!”

(scene at the start of magic bullet where stiles is talking to scott about derek):

stiles: okay, sorry, no more talk about alphas or derek; especially derek—who still scares me.

my brother: yeah, that's because he quite clearly makes your willy hard, mate.

also my brother: OH, SHIT! THAT'S STEREK, RIGHT?! well, it's no fucking wonder that that's a thing.

AND HE HAS NOT EVEN MET PETER YET

so yeah my hope is now obviously that he'll go home and get obsessed and spank the entire 6 seasons in 4 days and become one of our most prolific fanfic writers.

[fullmoonwhiskey]

Wolfie bulge, ready for someone to grind against until I get too feral and need to mount them 🐺🍆😏 They/Them

ft. wolfie tiddies

ok2rb

cis het men and minors dni

[doglover43]

international wolf center “caz” - source

[tpup]

one of the worst parts of being homeless / couchsurfing is just how much you have to carry on your person

it's heavy. it hurts. it makes people stare. it's awkward going anywhere, going in shops, going dancing, seeing if a place is hiring- you're the person walking in with their life on their back and it shows

[wisteriagoesvroom]

not to make this like weirdly intimate or anything but hey bro i know exactly how u drive?

[venomouslilith]

normal things my partner and I sext about: how we want our partner to stuff egg toys inside us, fuck us with a strap that can shoot cum and then her making us push out cum covered eggs

[packhowlnow]

Sparring

[magicmalcolm]

Dan Sheehan's "NOT A WOLF" Secret Lair Drop

Coffee lover. Graphic designer. Definitely not a wolf pretending to be a man.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: Dude, what the hell?!

Isaac: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...

Stiles: But wasn't Erica with you?

Erica: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...

Peter: *throws himself down the loft's spiral staircase for comfort*

[acoraxia]

Showed the song to my sibling help

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I found my relatives who are estranged because they left the cult (among other, much more complicated things)… and through their friends list I found my creepy uncle who I saw exactly once in person, walking through a foyer at a funeral.

Now, I bear a striking resemblance to my late grandmother so I could theoretically scare the living bejeezus out of him… 👀 but I’m not going to do that or talk to any of them right now in any way; because I don’t want to open that can of wormssssssss

[woolfers]

My S/O got me a LOVELY moonstone necklace, I've felt so much closer to my identity since receiving it ☺️

[urstoryteller]

we’re all thinking quinn is gonna show up in one of the wolf packs audios but what if erik just throws us a curve ball and gives quinn a listener