my boyfriend is the prettiest girl in the world and I want him to have my children and if that doesn't make sense to you then I'm sorry cause you're missing out
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yeah so my brother was over tonight and after we'd had a heart-to-heart and a gossip i stuck TEEN WOLF on—which he is aware of and knows it's one of my shows, but has never actually watched himself—just for a bit of background bc it was there in my 'continue watching' as i'm never really not watching it lol.
ANYWAYS we continued chattering through it for a while (the majority of eps 1&2) but then he started sporadically paying it more and more attention, till he was eventually commenting and asking me questions etc.
here are some of the veritable golden nuggets he dropped:
“well, that coach fella's my new bestie.”
“the hammy lad with the face (jackson) is giving me such biff from back to the future vibes.”
“why is clark kent (he knows hoech from superman & lois) being an autistic male model with serious pmt?”
(still taking about hoec) “oh, bloody hell, he's actually really good looking, isn't he?!”
"the sfx in this are so fuckin bad they actually double back to being terrific.”
“so, are we, like, supposed to not give a shit about the main guy then, or what?”
(more scott talk) “although i do actually kind of want to hug him—but i feel that's somehow unrelated to his character.”
“pretending to do back flips off a roof is cool af i don't care what anybody says.”
(about k*te argent) “hoho, she's gonna turn out to be a massive cunt, isn't she?”
“this is fucking brilliant, they (the wolf transformations) look like were!fonzies!”
“jesus, we're like, 3 eps in and there's already what looks to be the beginnings of quite intricate character arcs? this show should honestly not be this intriguing, wtf.”
(commentary on the acting chops) “oh, wow, so the one that's playing scott is pretending to be scott... while the one playing stiles just IS stiles!”
(scene at the start of magic bullet where stiles is talking to scott about derek):
stiles: okay, sorry, no more talk about alphas or derek; especially derek—who still scares me.
my brother: yeah, that's because he quite clearly makes your willy hard, mate.
also my brother: OH, SHIT! THAT'S STEREK, RIGHT?! well, it's no fucking wonder that that's a thing.
AND HE HAS NOT EVEN MET PETER YET
so yeah my hope is now obviously that he'll go home and get obsessed and spank the entire 6 seasons in 4 days and become one of our most prolific fanfic writers.
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one of the worst parts of being homeless / couchsurfing is just how much you have to carry on your person
it's heavy. it hurts. it makes people stare. it's awkward going anywhere, going in shops, going dancing, seeing if a place is hiring- you're the person walking in with their life on their back and it shows
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Dragon Zuko has some issues practicing flight. Over an ocean. Both the dragon and the isodog pack he crashes into have /concerns/.
Zuko… needed to find land. But there was just ocean, and more ocean, and his instructors were never satisfied with him but even he could memorize a map after enough nights staying up late to study so he knew that there wasn’t going to be anything but ocean—
Except. Except that maybe he’d gotten confused. Or turned around. It was hard to think, his face hurt so bad, and his wings hurt almost as bad. And there was an island. Or… a sandbar? A few sandbars. Which was weird this far from any shores, and probably they’d go under at high tide, but… but he just. Needed to land. For awhile.
So he did. He landed on his feet at first, but then he was skidding on his side, and then he was just… laying there.
This didn’t feel like sand. It felt like… a crab-herring's shell? And it had big ridges, almost like the segments of an armadillo-pede, but that couldn’t be right because they were too big.
The sandbar barked. Zuko considered this an appropriate time to let the fever drag him under.
(Continued here. Read this and other ficlets on AO3.)
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Stiles: Dude, what the hell?!
Isaac: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...
Stiles: But wasn't Erica with you?
Erica: In my defence, I was left unsupervised...
Peter: *throws himself down the loft's spiral staircase for comfort*
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Showed the song to my sibling help
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