#WOE IS I....

[nem0-nee]

Statement Ends.

Hi I totally didn't die crying while making this >:^))

[ Based on "Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan" by Ilya Repin. ]

BONUS workplace comedy shot below:

I'm not even sorry /j

[kensatou]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[closetdbisexual]

[noodles-and-tea]

Stupid thing that made me laugh

[infinite-mirrors]

yes they're at pride, pretend I uploaded this in june lol 🫥

[chiangyorange]

time should start throwing rocks too it would be funny

(obvs not canon to lu at all but i will never say no to a girl whose also a troublemaker)

[amvipod]

playing ultrakill and projecting my failures onto a literal war machine

dying and then immediately checking the enemy entry / motion sickness / smiling friends reference / close-ups

[kettle-bird]

Not Coming to a Newstand Near You

(I know I've made that joke before let me have this)

[foldingfittedsheets]

Truly one of the absolute biggest bummers to selling beds is the two versions of “give me the cheapest bed you have.” This happens most frequently for 1. Children or 2. Old people.

Basically someone has a persons sleep health entirely in their power and decides to give them the absolute shittiest possible bed because they’re not worth more.

I merely resent cheap kids bed people. Upper middle class parents who casually assure me their cherished boy child doesn’t need anything wimpy like foam on his bed, and no, he doesn’t need back support despite doing almost all his growing in his sleep.

But I truly loathe the douchebags who come in from their fancy ass cars wearing watches that cost thousands and inform me their parent is moving into assisted living and they need a cheap bed for them to die on.

It’s not every time. Sometimes people come in on a budget because they can’t afford more but they generally want nice things for their dependents. But the callous way I’ve seen elders and children referred to and dismissed just bums me the fuck out every time.

[solarockk]

that one twitter trend

[spacizia]

he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

[scattered-winter]

finally made rwby meme slides. after like a literal fucking decade

[yousaytomato]

Hey erm.... is Tumblr actually scaling images down in the app now...?

[justtheprincessofhoenn]

Something wicked this way comes...

[verflares]

new link design goes crazy