#WOA 2024

[misanthropholia]

5:29, die Zelte stehen ☺️

[sipnoot]

son boy with his smoon plush

dadcare au by @dad-sun-and-moon / @wakkodoodle

[lovegenom]

[lucas-grey]

Welcome to Sapienza, 47.

Happy Sapienza Anniversary! Even though I liked Paris, Sapienza was the one location that made me fall in love with the game and with the WoA trilogy. Since Saint Petersburg in Hitman: Silent Assassin, I never loved a Hitman location as much as Sapienza. Even though the main targets are not using so much from the whole location, they did Sapienza good with the additional content like The Icon, The Author or Landslide (and Sapienza is so beautiful during sunset!).

[meowiizzn]

OH NO IN A MONTH ITS NAMJOONS BDAY AND AFTER 31 DAYS ITS YEONJUNS ( MINE TOO WTF ) AND FELIXS AFTER 33 DAYS AH IM SO DEAD

[othercrossee]

Gijinkas of the weird horses

[sleepyprincee]

Happy New Year! 🎉✨

[kakakqowqoqom]

[emptymasks]

woa whats this fanart i just made for fun? oh that's nice what fandom is it... what.. what fandom is it.. is that.. supernatural? am i drawing supernatural fanart in the year 2024? well. a friend is watching supernatural for the first time and has been telling me about it and... i didn't know that would bring up memories of how obsessed i was with it when i was 14... and um... its been over 10 years but i think the hyperfixation is back... oh no... /lh ive had a whole whirlwind of emotions of "you didnt like the show that much anyway" "okay you did but you cant tell people you used to like its embarrassing and you'll get judged" to "... fuck it spn is a silly show that went off the rails but you know what it was my silly show that went off the rails"

[vurd-ed]

ITS NOT OVER YET-

Doodle for Metadede week cuz' I totally did Not forget it until the last minute or anything. Scene is based on chapter 2 of the fic 'Week of the Lovers (2024)' by @bloodygyaruuu! Woa and my current gijinka designs debut I guess.

I might come back to this doodle and color it. Who knows. I miss drawing fanart.

[elderwisp]

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[misanthropholia]

[spiffyvonsnazz]

holy crap. monkeychop in 2024. woa

[saleintothe90s]

506. The Sunday Salespapers, December 4, 1988, part 2

(part 1)

Win a cute lil wagon or a big scary wagon.

You guys, its ~our coffee~ in holiday packaging!

This obviously has nothing to do with the holidays, unless you make hamburgers for 40 as part of your Christmas Eve, I just had to share this giant keg o ketchup. 32 oz! That's two more ounces than the Stanley I put my iced espresso and cream in so I can sip on it all day.

We have our first silly goose! You know, the folk art geese everybody's moms wanted in the late 80s into the early 90s. Their kerchiefs always had to be blue and white! Also, sorry, but I'm not giving my cats mysterious drops to change their smell of their poops.

I need to know this tasted. What is simethicone.

oh. This. this was the collection of terrible secret santa presents. Except for you cat mug, you can stay. I had that brass jewelry rack! I had it with my Barbie stuff and Ariel's hair got tangled up in it.

I have never considered broccoli in a dip until I saw this. You would have to cut the broccoli up teeny tiny for it to be dip-aple, I'm guessing. A little smaller than broccoli cheese soup size, I guess.

I am flabbergasted at how cheap this Caboodle at Treasury Drug was. This is an early model that looks more like the Plano tacklebox it was descended from.

This order form for an engraved Parker pen is insane. Why couldn't you just fill out the form, choose the pen you want, what you want the pen to say, include a check and send it off. Why did you have to buy the pen, take the ink refill out of the pen, make sure you keep the box it came in, fill out the form and send all that off. Also I didn't know that Popples were also footballs.

WOAH. WOAH WOA. My dad was a firefighter and I'm sure if mom n dad had the money back then, I would of had this.

Again, not Christmas, but on everybody's home recorded tape of a Pee Wee Christmas, there is a commercial for this toothpaste on it.

I wouldn't be able to make my mind up on what sheet set I would want. Alf or Garfield, Alf or Garfield.

Ok, who didn't have or didn't know someone who had this.

The Kiblan cat sheets! Kiblan stuff goes for so much $$$ on eBay. I was wondering why that Mickey pillow looked so familiar, then I remembered it was in a law office commercial when I was a kid! It was on fire! Something about how the law offices were responsible for fire retardant toys and children's pajamas? I know I have the commercial on one of my tapes a local friend sent me. Just can't find it right now.

More Silly Geese and the house they lived in!

Even MORE. Also tablecloths and tables my mom most definitely had. I love how the rugs are described as "kitchen slices".

Man, Bradlees was home of the Silly Geese.

I only share this bride because she reminds me of Markie Post.

I wonder if those California Raisins keychains from Pep Boys are leftover figures from the Hardees promotion. Big oof on the front facing Alf.

It is 2024 and I want Alf pajamas back. I had an Alf nightgown where Alf discusses how much he loves cats.

I had those lil Oliver shoes!

I also had some flocked Oliver toys from Sears that had amazing detail. (source)

SEARS, what were you doing selling an ear piercing kit.

I love that a New Yorker esque comic was used for Crispix.

You tellin' me there's no Hawaiian Punch in these Tutti Frutti cookies?!

This is one of my most missed foods. Matt from the Purple Stuff Podcast always brings up the commercials that gave people the idea of of McNuggets as a holiday party food . This is my idea of a holiday food for an 80s holiday party held at someone's giant house in the suburbs.

Again, not related to Christmas, but to childhood. Did anybody else's first grade teacher make you bring a bottle of this soap to school on the first day? We used it for the sink in the classroom. Was that just my mean first grade teacher, Mrs. Bailey?

We had the ornament of the couple on the sled with the horse!

We laughed at winning an almond orchard back in 1988, but could you imagine how much it would potentially be worth in 2024 with all the almond milk yall be drinking?!

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[ask-guidinglight]

◇ One of the Three Architects Marked by Celestials Assists You. ◇

"You'd like an introduction? Very well then."

You call me the Guiding Light. I'll help you through the endless maze that is the Hotel. Look out for my blue lights, as they will guide you."

Well, good luck out there. I believe in you!"

//read below cut for newcomers!

TEXT GUIDE -◇-

Narration

"dialogue"

(thoughts)

// OOC

ABOUT -◇- RULES

guiding light ask blog. need I say more

blog contains canon-typical violence

Because of the lack of canon information about the muse, this blog may be headcanon heavy at times. The mun will try to be as canon as possible otherwise.

Guiding Light lore here is mostly vague. As vague as I can be, anyways.

Answers will (usually) be answered form oldest to newest :)

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01 - please avoid sexual topics! Jokes are fine.

02 - The mun will answer every ask sent, however they reserve the right to delete an ask for whatever reasons there may be. //I'll try to avoid deleting asks.

03 - M!As, dupes (pun intended), ocs, and fandom crossovers are always welcome :3

04 - shipping is fine, but please be informed that I wont take it seriously.

05 - Violence of any kind is NOT off the table! though probably won't do much most times because incorporeal being and yadda yadda

06 - Don't be a jerk :þ

Guiding Light here goes by any and all pronouns, they don't mind :)

They are a singular entity watching over the Hotel and beyond, residing in the boundless ocean surrounding it. They don't remember much.

The entities view them in a negative light, although Guiding Light doesn't hold anything against them. They're neutral with Curious Light, and on a negative note against the Red Light.

'The Hotel' collectively refers to all floors to make things easier :)

OOC STUFF -◇-

heya there! I'm the mun, aff0_, also known as nonexistent-tales over here on tumblr Interests are listed over there. Geometyrfym Dgags

SOME RP experience, and it's super fun! Really looking forward to this blog :3

Suggestions and tips are always w3lcome!! Haha please haelp me

Imd good at SPaG and writfhn when I'm notntyping at midngiht actually dom-t worry aout tha solely bcause of this section sorry.q

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//ask - asks, what else :3

//reblog - reblogs, what else :3

//[XX] anon - established anons!!

//[fandom] - fandom interactions :D

//non canon - non canon stuff :P

//super hard mode!! - for when the forbidden mode is activated.

//the haunt 2024 - sppokky scary skeletons send a shiver down yuor

//rooms - woa thsi isnt the hotel...

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masterpost and format inspired by @/z-v06instance, amything else is a coincidence

[perdicinae-observer]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝. 𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟖𝐭𝐡, 𝟏𝟖𝟏𝟓 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐨. 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧.

( Thank you for participating in the Waterloo event - Please answer this ask on 18/06/2024)

The skies had begun to clear after what felt like hours of listening to horse galloping, thunder, and laughter…

Finally…

…

…

The marshal’s beloved garden was in ruins, littered with footprints of a horse and…birds of some kind that he has no doubt do not belong to his own feathery children. The unseen regiment had moved elsewhere, yet the enemy was still in the area.

Davout could only stare in utter terror of what his blood and sweat had been reduced to.

That…

Pa—

That…son of a—

MASSAGE ATTACK!

AH—!

…

A brief massage session later…

That’s enough, boy…

Mmmmh?

That thing is still out there…You’re not suggesting I wait for it to ravage everything else in the château, are you?

… : (

[*Pat pat*] I’ll be back before you even realise it…now just stay put. [*mumbles*] I ought to arm myself…reckon this could turn violent.

The bespectacled marshal quickly got into his battle gear, sabre in hand, and was out the office door before Lenoir had even begun to move.

…

[“Well this was going to be boring…”]

The corvid butler pouted.

Strolling around the room impatiently, his eyes landed on a certain envelope of interest…

?

Ouh, this letter seems important…”please answer on 18/06/2024…”

[*looks around, shrugs*] …Couldn’t hurt to— WOA—

——————————

Suddenly, the stairway of the Savigny-sur-Orge château became grass— in which Davout promptly lose balance and fell face first into.

This day just keeps getting better…

Ow…

He looked up from a faceful of damp dirt…where the hell was he this time?

Looks like the countryside…evidently, there were signs of battle having taken place here.

…Since when was his horse here?

[*Peep!-peep!*]

As any loving father would be, Davout had been equally concerned about the whereabouts of his feathery children just as he had been of his garden, perhaps more— such a familiar noise was bound to get his attention, which was evident in the speed of which the marshal turned his head towards the source of the chirping.

The sight that awaited him was one he will never be prepared for; an army.

Not of men…but partridges.

Davout had jokingly referred to his winged family as an “army” for the longest time, but seeing all of them here…perhaps such description wasn’t so far from the truth after all.

They had gathered around him— blinking their determined, beady eyes at him…how could he even tell that, actually? Perhaps he had truly gone mad; but Davout swore he can just feel the fighting spirit coming from his loyal, winged forces.

Partridges are resilient, intelligent creatures…but are they that intelligent? Or resilient? Sure, partridges of the afterlife seemed to be far more of both things than their living counterpart…(they probably can’t even die?) but their safety is still the Iron Marshal’s priority.

Moving through the terrain in such an unruly manner would be more harm than good without a system of some kind…

…

During the shitshow that is known as the Hundred Days, he reorganised the French Army…

…Maybe, just maybe— he could work with this.