#WIngdings does not like Asgore that much

[forgettable-au]

Does Wingdings have a skeleton shaped teacup from Asgore, like Alphys and Undyne do, or is that an AWD (after-wingdings) thing

This is a very important question

Can we see the teacup if its real

I don't think that's how you're supposed to hold a teacup....

Yeah, Asgore definitely gave him one LMAO but this is before Alphys got one, Undyne might have hers already

Asgore just really likes giving gifts...

[o-sunny-day]

@forgettable-au Babybones Fancomic ✨

“Keep Reading” for the rest :3 (10 Pages)

*deep breath*

you hear that?

thats the sound of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok. I spent. 31 Hours of my life on this. And i dont regret. a GODAMN thing.

i will go on, but first, A N A L Y S I S

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The title “Radio Star” comes from the song “Video Killed The Radio Star” by The Buggles. Its lyrics I believe are absolutely perfect for this AU, Examples being “Rewritten by machine and new technology” , “We hear the playback and it seemed so long ago” , and “We cant rewind we’ve gone too far”

The title also refers to how…1, they build a radio-

and 2, Sans calls Papyrus a Star at Grillbys if you call him “uncool”

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Nothing to note

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This is the first real scene I had in mind. The entire concept came from me imagining how Sans’ memories of Wingdings got overwritten, so where in memories he’d call Wingdings by his name, he calls him Papyrus.

In an animation with audio, itd be like “Aw cmon, P A P Y R U S” and be a silly little jumpscare.

Buttttt then ofc the idea turned into a thing where I couldn’t shape it into a “fake” memory.

I wanted to play with their characters as they WERE not how they remember them being.

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Nothing

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As they travel to the barrier, Wingdings is leading, and COMPLETELY focused on his goal. Ignoring Gerson (social interaction) while Sans takes his time and looks around getting “distracted”. This exemplifies the nature of their relationship.

Them in Hotland, they’re actually right next to the lab. Taking the elevator the guards were…guarding. So Sans is looking at the lab like “hey. Hey wingdings, look, look at that building, thats so cool”

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At the bottom is just another example of Wingdings being deadset on his goal, while Sans is helping out but still stopping to smell the flowers

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This panel makes me so happy-

It works??? vs It works!!!

Wingdings doesn’t come across as the kind of guy to doubt himself, I just think he’d be shocked at himself regardless that he pulled this off. Meanwhile Sans is just thrilled 😭

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N/A

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Oh boy this is the finale of explanation.

This conversation that Asgore and Sans have. Is REALLY important to me

Asgore/everyone that isnt sans, cannot understand Wingdings. So, Sans is talking for him. It may come across as him taking all the glory or whatever, but NO. look at his dialogue boxes! they’re not blocking out WD, and he’s like “YEAH 😊 MY BROTHERS SO FUCKING COOL”

Meanwhile Asgores boxes are completely blocking WD out. He thinks Sans built it cause hes doing all the explaining, and Sans isnt getting the hint that Asgore THINKS THAT HE MADE IT its a whole thing

Wingdings appreciates Sans, but he doesn’t appreciate people thinking he did all the work-

Asgores dialogue box when asking “How did you build such a thing??” is covering Wingdings, and he’s looking at SANS. he’s asking Sans how he built it, meanwhile Sans, still not getting the clue, is looking at wingdings like “:) cmon bro, tell him, you know ill translate for you!”

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Sans then understands at least that Wingdings does not want to indulge this- and goes into explaining mode, as hes done it so many times before-

Sans saying “You cant understand him” instead of something like “his font is hard to understand” is important because he is putting the “blame” on you. He’s fully aware this is something Wingdings WISHES he could change about himself so badly, so he just kinda naturally changes his tone which I find really fun when writing dialogue :3

This comic, I feel is an example of how much this AU/comic series means to me-

As much as I obsess over and LOVE comics as a medium, this is the first ever I have ever properly finished. ofc there have been like 2 page ones, but YEAH this is the first BIG one i have ever finished in my entire life.

These characters- as much as they’re Tobys, they are also Sunsestarts in my opinion. The situation they are put in of JUST the font trouble alone is something i’m SO fascinated by and clearly- had the time of my LIFE writing and playing with. And thats ignoring all the other shit that happens BECAUSE of that.

Undertale is special, The Forgettable AU is SPECIAL- THESE SKELETONS ARE SPECIAL

Im on the edge of my seat waiting to see what happens next because I know whatever it is, its gonna be special

also, I made this while listening to Slipping Through My Fingers on repeat. I regret nothing

((ALSO I HIGHLY RECOMMEND TIME/SPACE BY ALEX G, ITS A GREAT SONG IM DEFINITELY GONNA STORYBOARD A FORGETTABLE AMV TO CAUSE ITS REALLY REALLY GOOD, ID TOTALLY TIE IT TO THIS COMIC- BUT ITS MORE FOR PAPYRUS AND GASTER INTERACTIONS RATHER THAN BABYBONES???)

[darkpetal16]

So we've got mafiafell wingding and papyrus headcanons, but what about mafiafell sans? Even a crumb would be very appreciated

Oh man. I put these HC undercut for 1.) T/W for toxic relationship and 2.) Spoilers for one of his bad endings in the game.

Mafiafell!Sans is a hot mess and puts the yan in yandere.

Ooooo boy. He’s a walking, talking red flag.

He’s a Judge: a monster born with the Judgment ability. His magic is toxic to anyone with EXP or LVL (including himself, although he has built up resistance) and he can see the truth of anyone’s SOUL.

His ability awakened at a young age in an unexpected outburst that resulted in the death of one of Asgore’s Royal Guards. By consequence, in order to avoid execution, he had to become the newest Judge.

He, essentially, became a glorified hitman for the Dreemur family at a young age, with the added bonus of each of his kills causing magic whiplash and damaging himself in the process.

He’s seen a lot of awful things, and done a lot worse things.

It. . . Doesn’t sit well with him.

He never wanted to take a life. He never wanted to hurt anyone.

But he had that choice taken away from him, and now he’s in too deep. The EXP, in conjunction with his Judgment ability, has warped him in a deeply disturbing way.

He’s volatile, violent, and viscous. And bitter. So, very, very bitter.

He’s got a short temper, but how he acts on it depends on the severity of his rage. For “smaller” issues, it’s an instantaneous reaction of violence. For the big issues, it’s something he’ll stew over and take his time to seek retribution. Basically: If he gets loud fast, the person will probably make it out alive. If he gets quiet though? They’re dead. And they’re not dying easily.

His volatility is a big reason why he always has Papyrus or Wingding nearby for important events.

This does mean that early in the relationship, when none of them know how well he can control himself around you, all of your dates will be secretly chaperoned by either Wings or Pap. You’ll likely never see them, but they’re there for your (physical) wellbeing and Sans’ (mental) wellbeing.

After a lifetime of absolute garbage thrown his way, you are a desperately needed breath of fresh air. He was drowning in misery and you’re the lifeline thrown to him. He will latch on with a zealous fervor.

Any bit of happiness and affection you give him, he’ll greedily devour. The more you give, the more he’ll come to need you until he literally will not tolerate you out of his life.

So do not commit, do not engage, do not give this man any type of hope for a relationship unless you’re ready for that level of emotional dependency. Breaking it off once it’s too late won’t end well for either of you. Because he’s type who can love a doll as much as the real deal.

But if that’s your thing too? If this is what you need too. . . ?

He’s your guy. Loyal. Ferociously loyal. Would fight an army for you. Would go to war for you. Would break any law for you. He supports your wrongs and your rights equally, as long as he gets to be by your side in the process.

He didn’t have money growing up (all money earned had to go into paying back his “debt” to the Dreemur family), so now that he has it he likes to spend it. Especially on loved ones (you & his brothers). Shopping trips are a bi weekly thing, and they always end in a fancy dinner date.

He wants to travel the world, and he’ll gleefully take you with him. He wants to visit a place that’s always dark, and someplace where the sun never sets. He wants to see the auroras, and an endless sea of sand.

He’s always wanted to go to school to learn. Always wanted to learn physics, mechanical engineering, and astronomy. Never could, and he thinks it’s too late now. He’ll always brush it off if you try to encourage him.

But if you take him to college lectures on the stuff, he’s like a kid in a candy shop. You’ll see a glimpse of what he was like before he became a Judge; a childlike level of sincere happiness, and a small smile on his face.

Dates are extravagant. He knows he’s fucked in the head so he’s hoping to keep your attention by impressing you. Maybe if you’re wowed enough you’ll forgive his cracks.

Speaking of cracks, he’s got the most broken bones in the family. Most of the time, Wings or Toriel can heal such injuries but ones caused by his Judge ability don’t heal.

If you ask about them he’ll give you increasingly crazier stories. Anything is better than the truth.

Speaking of stories, he loves to tell them and loves to listen. If you’d like to read, he would genuinely love it if you read him. It doesn’t matter the genre, he just enjoys them with a pure sincerity.

And if you want him to read to you? That’s fine by him. Although you’ll probably have to pick out the books… And forgive him when he stumbles on words. He didn’t have a proper education growing up. What he knows is what Wings has been able to teach him in their very limited free time. 

He can sing! Specifically lullabies, because that was the only thing that could sue Papyrus when he was a toddler. It’s not something he likes others to know, however, he’ll make the exception for you.

He can also cook. Very well. He learned along side Papyrus as something for the two of them to do together. He didn’t have a lot of free time and he didn’t want Papyrus to feel lonely, so he would learn how to cook with him. 

Very good at reading people. Even without his judge ability, he’s an expert at reading, micro expressions, understanding someone’s tone, and interpreting body language. His intuition is above reproach, even Asgore trusts it. 

He learned sign language when Wings lost his voice for a few months. Sans thought it would be come permanently so he stayed up late to learn it and be ready to teach it to Wings. Thankfully, Wings recovered so it’s been a rarely used skill.

Quality time is important to him. If you have something important in your life that you want him to attend, absolutely nothing will stop him from being there. 

Don’t try to get him jealous. Not only will your suitor be killed, but if he thinks you’re doing it on purpose, he won’t let it go. He won’t lay a hand on you. . . he doesn’t have to to discourage you from ever thinking about doing that again.

He’s a hot mess. There’s no getting around this. There is no therapy in his time, and the toxic masculinity expected of him will prevent him from ever admitting his emotional vulnerabilities in any way that matters.

He’ll be tender for you. He’ll be soft for you. He’ll be kinder around you. He won’t raise his voice. He won’t lay a hand on you. He’ll support your dreams, financially and emotionally. He’ll start with you if you want.

But that’s the extent of what he can do for now, and for a long times

And that’s the best he can do.

PLAY IF - MAFIAFELL HERE FOR HIS ROUTE

HC MASTERLIST HERE

[n4rval]

hi I just wanted to say your tags on the gaster poll posts are so correct yessss (always enjoy your takes just in general). thank you for being one of the seemingly very few people out there who also believes there's no way the timeline works for gaster and alphys to have been colleagues. however, him haunting her benevolently is something I'm 1000% here for <3 (also I hope your finals went well and you get to have a nice relaxing break!)

HII HELLO HI im glad you like them!!! knowing you read these motivates me to keep being Absolutely Very Normal About Him on the internet

personally it's less of a believing thing and more of a come on it's written right there thing, but since we're here.

behold! dingus timeline. (and the hottest of takes with freshly baked personal headcanons otherwise what am i doing)

Not a skeleton?

Isn't 201X too early?

Indeed, not a skeleton, but rather, some guy. Something about how monster's bodies are manifestations of their SOUL, and him oddly resembling a strange looking man does well to represent his insatiable curiosity and love for creating. (things humans are known for in a better light)

On the other hand, you will be pleased with how fascinated he is by "FLESHLINGS AND THEIR CALCIUM DEPOSITS".

And then they fucking died.

201X is the year the first human fell into the underground, and shortly after, the royal family has moved to New Home. This means some decent exploration of the cavern has already been made. Scientists could very well already have been working on optimizing life underground, with special attention to the large and ever growing new capital.

My idea? As this idiot has been aiding exploration with his antics, Gerson was the one to appoint him to Asgore. Something about his talent with turning garbage into non-garbage. With a little patience and getting familiar with his odd manerisms, it was not too long until he got to be the prince's weird godfather.

Cracking already?

And everyone was devastated, mainly the close family. Not only that, but amidst your mourning, the one couple responsible for your unrealistically high standards for romance just divorced. Is love even real anymore. You eat ants with your cereal and your work consists mainly of convenience improvements and absolutely nothing groundbreaking. What's the point of breaking that pesky barrier again? Child murder? Come on.

That's the Wingdings PATIENCE and BRAVERY encountered in their adventure. Dear god, you're lame. Aren't you some kind of genius? Get yourself together! And together he got his self, now, he has children to look after. Surely there must be some other way. He must stop coming up with new flavours for chips and find some other way.

... Dear god, the King is going to kill them.

BONES and DT

Listen. He's old. You got your wrinkles, he's got his cracking. What? You meant to point out some major event of injury must have been responsible for his current state of deformity? Well, he's old AND heartbroken. That's a direct blow to the SOUL, okay.

Jokes aside (kind of), doing any lasting damage to a monster is quite difficult given their magic forms can easily be healed through, well, magic. They can, however, eventually "fall" (wink wink) and dust away with age - which cannot, however, be fixed with magic.

With a little determination however ...

Something about the anomaly.

He found it, the other way. It was the bones all along, the so needed sustainance for channelling such a high concentration of that power. Well, not necessarily, but a boney structure will endure much more and last much longer than a meaty one. Also, it looks so cool.

You know this guy, he gets first dibs on any and all dubious substances that might or might not deal the last hit to the nail on his coffin dust urn(?). And when it all works out (dubious), he might as well play a little. What kind of things can he make? With the material properties of these calcified remains infused with his own magic, animated with determination.

Some new, powerful magic tricks?

A new kind of monster, maybe?

DARK, DARKER, YET DARKER.

There is a lot of interesting things one can do with isolated DT, aside from making bones rattle with life - for example, peeking onto the complex layers and ramifications of what composes reality. This is when the already kooky scientist grows a little mad; manic, if you will. This is the Wingdings sans was familiar with.

Time travel this, resets that, blah blah blah alpha timeline, the anomaly, the angel, the anomaly again, all things that only make sense to him and his illegible mess on the black board. The lack of detail is killing him, he needs to know what it is - what it does, why it does, how it does. Not to stop it, no, there is no stopping it.

Rather, an overwhelming need to understand it.

He falls somewhere in recent history, details of it left ambiguous. The shattering, combined with the amount of DT running in his magical... mathematical physiology, rendered all of his self but an espectator of his reality; confined to the code and unable to do anything but watch, powerless before the nature of his very being, like a corrupted program.

It is all rather frustrating, besides the burden that is coming to terms with simply not existing anymore, watching was pretty much all this research was and now ever will be. That is, until something interacts with him. It is different from the tragic prince, whom no matter how much DT he's accumulated, he is just as confined to this world's rules as other elements. Not this one, not the force from beyond. Not "YOU".

He makes it a mission to reach out, despite the limits of the code, to give away bits and pieces of him and see if you bite. But not too much, he's seen how you tend to exhaust a world for knowledge, something he can oddly sympathize with. I mean, what will you do once you find everything? One cannot fully know a person.

Maybe in another world, prophetized by a cute, little white dog. A much better world for everyone, without so much as war or disease, his greatest creation yet. And he could invite you to it, to experience bewilderment, to be reminded of wonder. If it could even help you, wherever you are, to deem your own world worth of partaking ... then the experiment was a success.

[spotaus]

Woah! Timeless AU stuff? Wild...

AYO??? Baby pics???

Jk jk lore under the cut but not much because I'm eepy.

Timeless AU is just an AU where Gaster never died! He revived Asriel after the whole squabble with the royals divorcing, and he rizzes up Asgore in the meantime. Nah nah.

Gaster was already working on a personal project to create monster souls (children) without a large strain on the one donating magic. This just happened to line up shockingly well with Asriel's death. So when Gaster's test (Sans) worked and he survived a few years, Gaster offered to help Asgore bring back his son through a lil science and a lot of love (but not LOVE).

So Asriel was back, Sans was a toddler, abd a few years later Gaster went and Made Papyrus too. Everything else lore-wise is kinda the same? But Gaster abd his Team aren't forgotten, and Sans and Paps were co-parented by Asgore. Sans followed his dad into the science work with the Core in the lab, but he's the best of the siblings at being social and charming. He's just very skilled in the art of interaction. Eventually he takes up position as Judge after an accident with his magic breaks through the 4th wall and he learns he can see LV w/o checking.

Asriel follows his original life path. He's the prince, the hope of the underground. People coddle him and fear another human coming in contact with him lest he be killed for good, but he's a confident and polite young monster who can't be held back by the fears of his peers. He trains in combat with Asgore abd goes through all the lessons to be a good royal, but... he envies that Papyrus gets to train with Undyne all day and that Sans gets to work in the lab and learn with Gaster! He's not ungrateful, he's just naturally curious!

Papyrus and Undyne train alongside Azzy in combat. They learned to fight, were trained from a young age, and Undyne became Captain of the Royal Guard! Papyrus was 'en route for that position first, but he was abrupt, haughty, and often was accidentally Too Much (in a bad way) so he decided that he would simply be Undyne's right hand instead! Most of the time he's acting as Asriel's body guard, despite him not really needing one.

Thanks to Gaster and Asgore's relationship, these three are like brothers. Asriel and Paps both regularly pick Sans up out of habit. Sans is always the one they run to when they have a problem (he has answers). Papyrus looks up to both his brothers so much! He wants to help them as much as he can!! He wants Sans and Gaster to stop going to Grillby's after work, it's bad for their health! Asriel wishes he could tell his brothers how much he loves them (he does, it's just not enough) he loves to give them big bear-hugs Asgore-style. Asriel picked up 'Howdy' from Asgore, but curses in Wingdings like Gaster. Sans loves helping Asgore garden and has several plants in the lab he's trying to grow as a surprise for Asgore's birthday. Papyrus cannot ever decide which dad he's more like, because they're both so cool! Papyrus has been known to Suplex Asriel when he's not paying attention, or announce him when they're entering a room (Asriel wants to kill him for it every time-). Etc. Sibling/family shenanigans.

[violentale]

VIOLENTALE SANS (FROSTBITE)

" Survival is key in this world...as is Hunger...you need to decide which is more important to you..."

Name:  Sans Serif

Nicknames: Frostbite (AU name), Wendi (Undyne), Deer Meat (also Undyne), The Hunter of Snowden (All Monsters)

Gender: Non-binary (but will answer to masculine pronouns)

Race: Skeleton Monster

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Status: Alive

Family: Papyrus (brother), Wingdings (father/deceased), River Person (mother/deceased)

Allies: Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Frisk, Grillby, Toriel, and Mettaton

Enemies: Monarch, Asgore, Rottie, Anyone who hurts Papyrus

Magic Color: Icy Blue, occasionally white

Magic Scent: Fresh Gingerbread Cookies and Fresh Snow

Magic Taste (for you simps): Neopalatan Ice Cream with Sprinkles and chocolate syrup.

Sexuality: Asexual (Grey)

PERSONALITY

Most monsters view Sans as a cold blooded Sociopath with a love of killing anything that pisses him off. In truth this is only a half truth, while he does have ASPD (Antisocial Personality Disorder), Sans typically targets those who pose a threat to him and his brother the only person he's managed to connect with. Many of his behaviors stem from his father's actions, and potentially inherited psychological issues. That said, he rarely targets humans or mages preferring to consume wild game. He even refuses to let Papyrus consume humans in any way, shape or form. Much like his mother he finds issues with how the monsters made a deal with a god for power turning them into beasts who are constantly in hunger. According to some like Grillby who grew up with him as child, he used to be a happy comedic monster till his parents passed away. After becoming the alpha of Snowden he closed himself to anyone but his brother until Frisk arrived. Eventually letting them into their inner circle and declaring them under his care. He is incredibly insecure about his features finding his ears he hides to be too cute for an alpha and his mouth which he claims looks too much like a Venus flytrap.

HISTORY

As a kid Sans was a bright happy child, and loved his mother deeply growing up, he lived with her and his baby brother in isolation for years till their father found them. He forced the three to live with him, and tried to force Sans to hunt humans with him which upset his mother greatly. After threatening to take them both away Sans had to watch his father slaughter and devour her. Once he was a teen Sans waited for the right moment to kill him but as Papyrus got older and his father threatened to teach Papyrus how to hunt humans Sans ambushed him in rage. He killed his father before eating him and asserting himself as the new alpha of Snowden.  When he becomes the alpha of his territory he eventually meets the other Alphas such as Undyne, who he regularly annoys for fun and Alphys, who becomes somewhat of a friend as she is typically very rational and is viewed to him as a non-threath to his territory.

As they grew up Toriel and Grillby did most of their education with the pair, and became the closest thing they had to guardian figures. Despite this Sans has very little feelings for both monsters, mainly accepting their assistance in the beginning to help Papyrus learn as he grew up. As an adult alpha, he only ever had a few rules for those under his territory.

No killing humans or mages without reason, only those who were both gluttonous and cruel.

Any injury to his younger brother was punishable by death.

Never consume everything, always leave something so the population can grow to avoid starvation.

Do not touch him without permission you don't want to know what the punishment will be

PACIFIST ROUTE

When Frisk arrives in Snowden he smells them almost immediately, but chooses to fake not being able to find them in the beginning to play along with Papyrus who tries to hide them. After he grows bored of that he begins having various monsters fight them, if they choose to spare each of them he will attempt to push them further by attacking them. He will keep pushing them till Papyrus interrupts the fight and declares them his first friend. Sans says he will allow it and allow them to pass but if he finds that they're too big a danger to be left alone he'll eat them painfully slow.

As they pass through Waterfall they'll run into Sans again who forewarns them about Undyne the Alpha of the area. Describing her as an incredible pain in his tail bone, and a lousy aim for a self proclaimed knight.  This actually helps Frisk as Undyne's aim with her barbs is incredibly poor, and afterwards he'll congratulate them on being smart enough to lure Undyne to Hot Land. He of course means this sarcastically as he then says he kinda was bummed though because he was hoping that he could see if they could still run with a barb in their stomach.

He then will give them a tip to deal with Alphys the Alpha of Hot Land, and encourages them to ask her about anime. While on their journey they catch Sans selling Chicken Fingers when asking where he got the chickens he tells them "what chickens? Oh you thought these were chicken fingers...nah that's just a catchier name than the alternative heh."

This can cause Frisk to either throw up or swallow, if they choose to swallow he'll respond with "Wow you must really be starving , not that I can judge you for that least yours wasn't a 'family meal'."

Should they choose to throw up he'll begin laughing before telling them "Nice, you know that meat isn't easy to come by could you be a little less wasteful but then who am I to judge maybe I over cooked them?"

They'll see him again when reaching the watering hole before they fight with Mettaton, he'll pull them to the side and offer them a plate of venison. As they eat he begins to tell them the true reason why he didn't kill them "I normally just kill any threats that come into Snow Den...but Paps was getting lonely and the former Queen sent a carrier raven with a message...'Don't hurt the child chosen by the Gods' ...I know the legends...but I don't have much faith in those bastards... truthfully I only let you walk out alive because Paps likes you if you didn't become his friend and promise to come back to see him ...y o u ' d  b e  d e a d  w h e r e  y o u  s t a n d... Hey lighten up...besides...I am just being dramatic! ...Maybe...have fun with the robot..."

After beating Mettaton, and making it to the Field of Judgement, they'll run into Sans once again as he begins talking to them. "So you've actually managed to make it all this way...your journey from the God of Wrath is nearly complete...most monsters call me the Hunter because I slay the wicked and eat the damned...but you are a special one...you had every right to kill yet you spared every soul ... you've had every opportunity to feed yet you are not gluttonous...I hate saying this...but I envy your compassion...perhaps if I keep you close...I can learn from you both how to be kind... probably not...but it is a nice thought...beyond these fields is the Kings domain...even his subjects dare to not enter lest they be eaten themselves...I wonder...how will you charm your way through his sins...best of luck kid..."

After fighting the King and challenging Monarch, the God will imprison Asgore in Mount Ebott declaring a truce. Afterwards Sans can be seen getting into a snow ball fight with others, having a snow cone, and going to sleep with Papyrus and Frisk.

GENOCIDE ROUTE

After killing Toriel, and running into Papyrus it at first starts like Pacifist timeline with one key difference being that Papyrus will smell Toriel's dust after hiding them from Sans. This starts a fight and if they choose to kill Papyrus in the end Sans will become unstable. Leaving them a letter that instructs them to not die ' b e c a u s e  I a m  g o i n g  t o

k i l l  y o u  d i r t y  b r o t h e r  k i l l e r...'.

When they reach the Fields of Judgement Sans will appear and begin saying "so you're finally at the end of your journey...the God of Wrath must live up to his name...you've become as ravenous as the old ones...I can't fault you're hunger...but I always hoped perhaps you were different from some of us...I would call you a Hunter like myself but you...your nothing more than a predator preying on those weaker than you...I despise breaking an oath...but I despise gluttonous beasts like you even more...it's a beautiful day for a hunt...birds are flourishing...fish are bountiful...on days like this...beast like you...s h o u l d  b e  b u r n i n g  i n  h e l l..."

As the fight goes on attacking and wearing him down is the best approach, as is taking advantage of his blind spot due to his damaged eye. Throughout the battle he will recall Frisk being apart of his pack, how they had once been like family to him, and he used to be proud of their unique nature. Asking for mercy like in other versions will of course result in death, and once the killing blow is struck Sans will beg them for one last favor. He will beg them to consume him, dust and all so that he and his family will live on inside them, this implies that after his brother died he consumed his dust. Upon consuming him they will level up to 20 and continue their journey.

ABILITIES

Blue magic (Telekinesis)

Ice Magic

Ice Manipulation

Teleporting

Cold Resistance

Supernatural Strength

Supernatural Speed

Trap Creation

Hunting Prey

Enhanced Senses

Endless Hunger (Able to Consume ANYTHING)

Powerful Bite

Clawed Phalanges

Vocal Mimicry

WEAKNESSES

Low Heat Resistantance

Fire Magic

Blind in one Socket

Puns

Papyrus

Doesn't like his own Reflection

Promises

Hunger (Stays in a constant state of hunger)

[everysongineverykey]

okay! time for a blind wd gaster headcanon masterpost! SO!

-most skeleton monsters have functional eyelights that allow them to see, but gaster was born (or yknow. the skeleton equivalent of "born") with nonfunctional ones that don't perceive even light

-they're invisible (or "off") most of the time, and only ever appear briefly when he's shocked or greatly surprised. they flicker on and off for a second, but they usually turn back off pretty quickly.

-this is why his eyelights only come on in the mystery man room when frisk goes right up to him and touches him- he didn't hear them come in, and their sudden gentle inquisitive pull on his robe is quite a shock.

-gaster, being a genius, could absolutely invest in or just build some bionic eyelights for himself, but he doesn't bother- never really has the time, and besides, he doesn't really care. he technically doesn't need to wear safety goggles in his lab (he's the only one who doesn't, obviously) but he often does anyway around new recruits, just to set an example.

-he created sans and papyrus through vague fantasy science stuff. they both have functioning eyelights, but papyrus' still aren't visible due to his genetics- he and sans are technically gaster's clones, but they're his sons in every way that matters!

-he has the ability to summon extra hands- as many as he likes. this gives him a much easier time feeling his way around the world. this ability of his is much stronger than it probably would be if he were sighted, since he's had to hone it for his entire life. the holes in his hands are also simply a genetic peculiarity, with him since birth. for as long as he can remember, he has almost never walked into a wall or anything like that.

-his sense of hearing is, of course, extremely adept, even though he doesn't have ears. he can tell who's approaching him by the sound of their footsteps. it also helps that his friends all wear different types of shoes (sans- soft quiet slippers, papyrus- probably mostly tennis shoes at that age, asgore- barefoot, etc)! he knows sans by his slow, soft pattering, papyrus by his scurrying from place to place (plus usually his voice and the small skeleton crashing into gaster with a hug), his young lab assistant alphys by the swishing of her tail on the floor, and asgore by the distinctive clicking of a trident on the ground in time with his steps.

-if he wants to read something, he has a few options- he either asks someone else (often his kids) to read it out loud for him, or he inputs the words into a computer and uses a screen-reader. or, of course, if it's in the monster version of braille, he just reads it. i think human braille texts often find their way into the underground through waterfall, but naturally they're indecipherable to blind monsters, since they were developed by humans using a separate system. all the same, he has spent some time studying their version, to understand the species better. of course, he has more than a few comical misunderstandings about the human race.

-his writing and speaking in wingdings is a result of his frustration with most sighted monsters not being able to read monster braille, leading to him just. making up his own font. he doesn't know what sighted monsters' writing looks like, so he's got basically no blueprint for it, but wingdings make perfect sense to him and everyone close to him (naturally his employees and partners make sure to take a crash course in it before they come on board).

-drawing out schematics and blueprints can be a long process, but he manages. his extra hand ability makes it easier- he can summon a million hands, join them together in a shape, and get an idea of the form based on how all the hands feel (they become real, feeling parts of him for the time they exist). he is assisted by his coworkers, who help him draw and write everything out. it's good that they have a hand in the creation process, because the blueprints are written almost entirely by him in wingdings, so they'd take a while to decipher for a stranger!

-he probably worried a bit about how complicated his job would be with his disability at the beginning of his career, but his passion for science was not to be underestimated, and while he existed, he was known as the underground's greatest mind.

-w.d. gaster may have neglected to add railings to the core (because he's a dumbass), but he knows his way around. due to his blindness, many are inclined to believe he simply stepped in the wrong place one day and fell into the core by accident. no one's fault. this is what they will tell you. it is not true.

-did someone push him? did the platform break? did he jump? who can say anymore? at any rate, he's no longer around.

-the void is dark. that's nothing new in itself. darkness, after all, is all he has ever "seen". but this is a new kind of darkness- not the familiar, friendly kind full of sounds and sensations that he is used to.

-no, this darkness is thick, and empty, and silent as the grave. it smothers his every sound and he can no longer hear himself think. there is nothing, pure nothing, and it is terrifying. dark, darker, yet darker grow his prospects.

-and yet. perhaps a new hope can be found- a new player in this twisted game- a higher being, with knowledge even he could never hope to have. their internet communication hub will translate his wingdings just fine. here, then, is the man you have been looking for all this time.

-deltarune is an experiment. the goal, you ask? you will know in due time. the doctor does not need sight to know his new world glows brightly from your hope. but be warned before you join him in his new game- in this land, only eyes blinded by darkness like his can see the way.

[smells-like-mettaton]

51? you know what for :)

Rating: G Word Count: Prompt: Kingdings +The jittery, sick feeling when you can’t do anything. Read on AO3: here

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Asgore knows of inevitability.

Souls that glowed cyan, orange, blue, violet, green, yellow in his paws. Determination slipping through his fingers like grains of sand. The very fabric of the world bending as each child accepted their fate.

Inevitably, he will kill again. He’s too far gone for mercy to stay his hand.

“...just a minor setback! With the CORE powering the extractor—”

One second Asgore is listening to his friend’s report, and the next he’s crumpling, suddenly feeling small, small, small inside his cage of a throne.

“...Asgore?” Wingdings asks, blinking those wide sockets of his. So full of life. So full of hope, even after all these years of failure. “I promise, I’ll try harder, I’ll make this work—”

Asgore’s claws scrape against his armor.

“It is not you.” He shakes his head. “I’m sorry, Wingdings. Your work is truly remarkable.”

The skeleton has revolutionized the Underground over the decades. Given Asgore’s people light, power, safety. All Wingdings does is give, give, give.

He can’t take Asgore’s burden. No one can.

“...Not remarkable enough.” Wingdings' head hangs low.

“That is not—please, for once, stop blaming yourself.” Asgore can’t bring himself to stand, but when he reaches out for Wingdings’ arm, his friend reaches back.

“Just like you always do. Right?” Wingdings smiles crookedly, showing off the fresh crack his latest project carved in his skull.

Asgore looks away, to one golden flower wedged in a crack in the tile.

“The difference is that our situation is my fault.”

Inevitable. His failure to stop the war. His failure to protect them, to find a way to freedom that isn’t paved in blood.

Maybe claiming inevitability is a way out. A way to dodge the fact that he could have changed things, if he’d somehow been better, if he could still be better—

No. He can’t go down that road again. His soul cannot take it.

“Asgore.” Wingdings squeezes his palm. The skeleton’s hand is so much smaller, the bones solid yet fragile. “Until I break the underlying rules of the space-time continuum, the past is unchangeable. You can’t keep hurting yourself over histories that most of the Underground can’t even remember.”

Asgore sighs deeply, trying to rid himself of the jittery, sick feeling that sweeps through him. The feeling that his particles of dust might lose their cohesion.

The feeling that he might Fall Down.

“It is not just the past,” he murmurs

Wingdings’ face softens as his grip on Asgore’s paw tightens.

“Leave that to me and my team.”

It’s not determination that burns in Wingdings’ eyelights, if only for the simple fact that it can’t be. But he certainly looks… committed.

“This burden isn’t yours to bear alone,” he insists. “Not anymore.”

Asgore studies his face, looking for a trace of doubt. He finds none.

He pulls Wingdings to his chest, and pulls himself—quite literally—back together. Hopefully the hug can convey the gratitude his words cannot.

“I trust you, Wings.”

If anyone can change the inevitable, it is his dear, dear friend.

[collectoroflovelythings]

soriel

oh no i definetely have not been in your dms about them def not, no way I secretly wanted someone to send me this ship nope not at all

who hogs the duvet: toriel, cuddle monster

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: tori, she's obssessed with that little smart phone once she gets it

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: sans, he's very attentive and caring and good at reading people

who gets up first in the morning: toriel

who suggests new things in bed: toriel, she's out of a dead end marriage and has been isolated for centuries girl desperately needs spice in her life

who cries at movies: toriel, sans is like me, emotional but very bad at outwardly showing it

who gives unprompted massages: sans to bug/make fun of her

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: should be toriel, but sans worries about her a lot and by god is she bad at admitting she’s sick

who gets jealous easiest: it's so hard to imagine either of them as jealous

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: sans probably listens to ska and tries to make his music taste as unpallatable as possible, accidentally discovered night core won’t stop listening to it

who collects something unusual: sans, if junk counts (it does, its' important to him)

who takes the longest to get ready: toriel, way to insecure to ever be seen as unpresentable

who is the most tidy and organised; toriel

who gets most excited about the holidays: toriel

who is the big spoon/little spoon: toriel big spoon cause like she kinda has to be

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: probably toriel, sans is very wins without even trying

who starts the most arguments: sans, he likes provoking her

who suggests that they buy a pet: sans

what couple traditions they have: very couples puns costumes, matching outfits, and also they keep up the telling knock knock jokes through the door thing

what tv shows they watch together: it takes so much convincing to get toriel to ever watch a television

what other couple they hang out with: likely alphyne, but also like wingdings is just hilarious on every level (gaster/asgore)

how they spend time together as a couple: staying up late talking to each other, exchanging puns for hours on end, coming up with new ways to be embarrassing in public, depression bonding, and lots of cuddling

who made the first move: toriel

who brings flowers home: Sans places flowey in her room and she just has to deal (she does she loves flowey), more broadly wanna say toriel but flowers in general are just too emotional for her (dead children and all)

who is the best cook: papyrus, but no technically toriel but sans is getting there

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

Quartzrune AU: Holding Hands With Your True Love In A Thousand Years

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Credit for Steven Universe series goes to Rebecca Sugar

Credit for Undertale & Deltarune goes to Toby Fox.

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in Steven’s full name, it spells out “Sans”

in Connie’s full name, it spells out “Chara”

it’s like you have to do this to see them...

Steven Quartz Universe & Connie Maheswaran.

Quartzrune could be a one shot type idea,

but it has to do with Toriel and Steven falling in love

but they could of started out as friends at first,

like they could of met after Steven and Connie’s fight.

even if it wasn’t the yelling type of fight,

and in a way they both of them were in the wrong.

yes they did make up, but Steven turned himself in so he could keep her and everyone else safe, and seeing Lars die (and being brought back to life...) and everything else that happen on Homeworld,

was perhaps a bit traumatic, and Connie could of tried to see that Steven might of only been putting up a act that he was “okay” when really he wasn’t.

he did end up with so much trauma from the first series, we never really saw it before, and it was pointed out in Steven Universe Future

where he was in the hospital and it showed flashbacks behind Steven

showing his past experiences that gave him unhealthy stress,

and left little or no room for the healthy normal stress.

I dislike how Greg kept playing the “Your A Gem” card.

Steven is Half-Human, he could of said “Your Half-Gem”

even if Steven had the Crystal Gems as his Family,

and they did love him and took care of him,

but they kind of neglected him, but not in the extreme way.

it’s like a half-neglect, and where they do but don’t mean to.

Greg isn’t really all that great a dad, he is good but also bad.

if Sans is Steven’s Reincarnation, one of the versions of Gaster

might be the better Dad for him.

once again, I believe that while one version of Gaster is his brother and the other being his dad...

it would make sense for there to be two Gasters.

like Wingdings Gaster Sr. being the Dad,

and Wingdings Gaster Jr. being the Brother.

Sans wouldn’t get his memories about his past life as a Half-Human & Half-Gem, until maybe after his brother Papyrus is born.

Connie could of married Steven when she turned 21,

but that would be in the timeline where Steven never became Sans.

like the timeline she marries Steven, could be in the Deltarune Timeline.

and in the Undertale Timeline she doesn’t marry him

because he died and ended up being reborn as Mr & Mrs Wingdings’s second son...the first son being Gaster Jr.

as Sans, he falls in love with Toriel in the Deltarune Timeline.

also this is just a guess, but what if....

what if the Geno Route in Undertale is the True Timeline...?

I mean look at Toriel in Deltarune,

Toriel’s eyes aren’t red

and she has a turf of hair sticking up on her head. 

but in Undertale she does have red eyes, she might be under the influence of the Determination.....plus she doesn’t have that small turf of hair sticking out at all.

plus Undertale-Toriel could still turn out to be a Clone of Asgore.

Papyrus might of been right about her being a clone.

but the Toriel from Deltarune, might not be a Clone.

and could be the Real Missing Queen from Undertale.

there are many different theories,

but only some of them will turn out to be canon.

like the whole Kris eating the Pie,    

when I can I will post this at the other place I post fan art.

I still have some other drawings to do too.

anyway see ya later and stay safe everyone.   

[shazos]

Undertale/Deltarune Theory: The Two Angels of The Prophecy

Since I’ve been playing Deltarune as of late, I thought I would share some very compelling details I’ve noticed in game that have been rolling around in my mind lately...

 This is a theory pertaining both Undertale AND Deltarune, because I found connections between both of them interestingly enough. To start my theory off: I will begin with the very prominent theme in Deltarune of religion. There appears to be a strange emphasis on how religious the home town of Deltarune is, with everyone worshipping some deity called “The Angel.”

  It seems to be done in such a manner, that it is building up that the town is worshipping some false God of sorts. The town itself feels very…off. A very ominous vibe to it, especially with the very creepy bunker to the south of town as well.

The question is.. who is this Angel..? To answer this question, we will have to dig deeper. Another notable theme in Deltarune, is that many items found in the Light World—represent places and people in the Dark World. It mirrors it, essentially.

In the light world school closet, the cards on the floor represent the card suite inhabitants/card castle. The plush doll represents Seam, etc. Additionally, the red horns in Kris’s house could symbolically represent Ralsei’s presence, with his little red horns. 

However... even more interesting enough, is that in the town hospital can be found two angel dolls. One— that was made by Kris and Asriel, where they “wasted the whole time making big wings for it.”

 And the other, which was made by Noelle and her friend—looked like a typical angel doll, only “it’s lack of facial features was unsettling.” 

This appears to be clear symbolism for two different characters/angels... but whom? The first one, I believe matches the description of Asriel’s final form in Undertale perfectly: it has a rather disproportionate body, with huge over-sized, magnificent wings. 

Additionally, Asriel’s final form matches up with the Deltarune of Gerson’s prophecy, with each part of his angel body aligning with the runes. Gerson also mentions an Angel in his prophecy, saying that it will free everyone from the underground—which Asriel does at the end of Undertale, with the power of the seven souls. 

Then... who is the second angel, who is symbolically represented in the hospital? An angel we haven’t seen yet, but likely will at the end of Deltarune. Based off the evidence/implications given, I believe it is Gaster. 

To begin, the second angel doll is described with a lack of features that makes it unsettling—which is very reminiscent of Gaster. 

To build upon this, the angel of Undertale—Asriel— plays a focal point in Undertale’s story. He is not shown until the very end of the game, with the true ending, and is very mysterious at first. On top of this, many.. many songs in Undertale have the leitmotifs of Asriel’s theme: HIS theme. 

Meanwhile, Deltarunes soundtrack is heavily focused around Lietmotifs of Gasters theme, with the intro song being called ANOTHER HIM... Another angel, if you will. This implies that he is going to play a heavy role in the story, which is very much seen on the surface level of Deltarune—with the involvement of the “strange knight” as well as the subtext with Jevils backstory, having met a man that made his vision of the world grow “Darker, yet darker” and made him go insane, as told by the tale Seam the shopkeeper tells the protagonist. 

Additionally, the very first castle we see in the game--(not card castle, mind you) has wings on it... much akin to an angel’s, and is spewing a dark fountain forth from it. 

At the end of the chapter of Deltarune, Susie shows clear concern that they did not get rid of the right fountain. One fountain—the original, brought the dark world its life. The other, an unnatural source of darkness to upset the balance. And Ralsei, strangely enough, eagerly directed Kris to get rid of the Card Castle fountain—not the one coming from the Angel’s castle. The Angel’s Castle is also an empty kingdom, with no subjects.. except Ralsei. 

But who is the king? Nobody knows… And a very foreboding music plays in the castle town, adding to the mystery of it. Ralsei, who is quite suspicious enough as it is, (might go into this further in another theory later) will not let Kris inside the castle, stating that Kris must save the world/complete the prophecy first... and then they can come back. Ralsei acts very nervous and distraught when Kris keeps trying to enter the castle, and blocks him from going in. He then shuts Kris out of the kingdom gates, barring him off from going back inside--sinisterly enough. 

Additionally, the plot of Deltarune is based off the prophecy, to “banish the Angels heaven”. This makes the Angel seem like a very malicious figure...but why? What are the Angels motives, and what is the “Angels heaven..?” Well, if you talk to Gerson in Undertale, he says an interesting bit of dialogue that could be interpreted a bit differently with my context/point of view. One could argue that he is talking about “the angel of hyper death”, Asriel, when he says the Angel of death, but I believe it not to be the case. 

Gerson states the following: 

“Lately, the people have been taking a bleaker outlook…callin that winged circle the “Angel of Death”. 

A harbringer of destruction, and waitin to “free” us from this mortal realm…”

This seems like a much more sinister view of the Angel, and not like Asriel. Even though Asriel is very threatening, he is still pure of heart, and ends up saving all of Monsterkind in the end. The second angel however? Wants to “free” every one, and brings destruction in his wake. In Deltarune, we see much destruction and chaos being brought about by a strange “knight”, who appeared one day to take over the card kingdom and beyond, using the Chaos King to help him assert control. 

Seam also mentions that he hasn’t seen this much chaos, since the incident that occurred with Jevil—which implies that the stranger and the strange mysterious knight are one and the same. So, what then is the meaning of “free us from this mortal realm…?”, from Gerson’s prophecy of the second angel? Well, interestingly enough: in Deltarune Jevil mentions this line of dialogue in his boss fight, which lines up perfectly with Gerson’s dark prophecy:

 “I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME, GAME. BUT THE BORING KINGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE. AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISION MY BODY. THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD. NOW I’M THE ONLY FREE ONE”. 

This is extremely significant, because Jevil was made aware by the Knight that the world is only a game, and that he can become “free” by ignoring the rules of the game, if you will—to become sentient of the game itself. This matches up perfectly with Gaster: who after being shattered across time and space by falling into his creation, became aware that the world was all just a game. 

So why usurp the Dark World? Presumably, to make everyone aware that it is all just a game: to save them, from being stuck forever without choice. To make them free…done in a very twisted way of course, taking over the kingdom, locking up the rulers and all.

So why do this? After all he was a former scientist of Asgore’s in Undertale. This is where the symbolism comes in, that I noticed. Gaster seems to be a “fallen angel” of sorts. He was driven into madness after “falling” into his creation— after messing with the balance of things. What that is exactly, is unknown at this time. But it is implied that he discovered the presence of timelines, and tried to figure out how to manipulate them. 

This in a sense, was an act against nature/trying to defy god by trying to figure out the interworking’s of the world’s universe. 

Additionally, in Deltarune there is a repeated theme of a “shining light” that guides you—where you save your Soul at. In the bible, the fallen angel Lucifer, who defied God, is likewise represented with a “shining light”. In the files, Gaster is also associated with the number 666—which aligns with the prophecy of him being a dark, fallen angel. 

One could even argue his font/name Wingdings is symbolic, from the wing in the name. It isn’t a stretch to say that Toby got some inspiration from the Bible--he has gotten many inspirations from Undertale from various sources, including Asriel’s symbolism from a Hebrew god/demon named Azrael.

To add unto this theory that links both Asriel and Gaster together as being both angels, is that both were striken by tragedy. Asriel was killed at a very young age, and is forever stuck in an endless purgatory in the body of a flower. Meanwhile, Gaster was forgotten by everyone, including the ones he held closest, and was shattered across time and space. Both characters are implied to have been driven to madness because of this, but with Asriel having a bit more heart/sympathy to him in the very end, (due to having the power of the human Souls to feel compassion again) and freeing all of monsterkind out of a deep care for Frisk.

 Gaster on the other hand…? Seems to be a lot more unforgiving, and much more threatening, seen by his heavily implied actions in Deltarune, taking over kingdoms without mercy, and establishing his power in the Dark World. 

Another notable feature between the two characters, is that they both have black markings on their faces, stretching down from their eyes—(Asriel’s markings are seen during his final boss fight.) What are these? Well…one datamined detail (sourced from the Deltarune reddit) from Deltarune might be the answer to this question.

Both Asriel and Gaster have gone through incredible suffering, so this “pain” could have essentially manifested into the black markings, similar to tears. In the beginning of Deltarune, with the player’s encounter with the narrator/ Gaster, (or at the very least heavily implied...he speaks in the exact same manner) he asks the player what their favorite food is. Two answers, that immediately stand out as strange and bizarre—are pain, and cold—which at first glance is just an off the wall comment/dialogue option, but upon second glance gives us a window into what he has gone through—painful suffering, much like Asriel did, on a plane of existence where they could do nothing. Both characters also have committed horrible actions, due to their fall into madness, (Asriel as Flowey, being stuck in a soulless vessel for ages,) and Gaster, due to existential madness from realizing the entire world is just a game, presumably overthrew an entire kingdom to “free” everyone.

 (Almost forgot--) Additionally, another piece of dialogue which links together the Knight and the Angel being one and the same—is a dialogue seen from the Chaos King/Spade King himself. During the battle with him—he mentions multiple times how he obeys the word of the Knight, and with him he shall make a “new world out of Holy Shadows”, which backs up my theory even more, that the folks of the Light world are worshiping a false idol, a dark angel to destroy them all.

Sound familiar...?

I believe this is made all the more likely with Undertale being a mirror to Deltarune and vice versa—it would make all the more sense that each game would have an Angel character, considering each deals with a prophecy containing the Deltarune. One Angel of Light, and one of Dark.

EDIT: Here are some additional findings that make this come all together even more.

*In Undertale, every zone’s monsters reflect the boss monster of the area. (The monsters in Alphys zone are all anime related. The ones in Undyne’s zone are all muscular/into piano like her, etc...) the only area in the game that doesn’t make sense is Mettaton’s zone in the Core. The mobs don’t suit him at all: except when you realize that he wasn’t meant to be the true boss of the Core in the first place, since Alphys made him. If Gaster hadn’t died/become shattered across time and space, he would have been the likely boss monster of that area. What is notable, is that all of the enemies of the Core are primarily knights, mad, some of them use crosses as attacks, have wings, one of them uses a “Morningstar” as a weapon, (possible reference to Lucifer Morningstar) and you have to defeat some of the monsters by “praying”. Not symbolizing Mettaton at all—but rather Gaster, showing that the foreshadowing seen in Deltarune is indeed likely correct.

*The egg in Deltarune is a possible reference to the tale of Adam and Eve, as it aligns very well. A mysterious figure tempts someone behind a tree with a “fruit of knowledge”. Kris is offered the egg by “him”, presumably Gaster. Taking the egg to the Light-World doesn’t change it like all the other items in the game—it still exists in the Light-World—showing the forbidden knowledge that the world is all just a game. Even though it is a secret/not accessed by usual means, the egg is additionally a key item—that might prove more important by the end of the game.

[forgettable-au]

Hi!! Does Undyne know Wingdings in this AU? Like what kind of relationship do they have? Or did they not know each other at all?

Also! Does Wingdings consider Alphys as a friend? Or like is he just very professional about it and sees everyone as colleagues? And like does he feel sad if he doesn’t have friends? Cause i know the current Papyrus feels very upset (I think) because he doesn’t have as many friends as Sans or something like that

1- Does Wingdings know Undyne?

Nope! They don't know each other

2-Does Wingdings consider Alphys a friend?

Uh... he's not quite there yet..... but let's give him some time....

3- Is he sad that he doesn't have any friends?

He has friends!!! Like!!!! Sans!!! And!!! Himself!!!

Okay, but seriously, he's not sad about it because he gave up with that a long time ago

It's not something he cares about so it doesn't make him sad, he's not lonely! Sans is there! That's probably enough! Maybe!

Papyrus DOES care a lot about relationships and connections with other people, but he has no experience, he's trying really hard though!!

The fact that he had no clear idea of what he wanted or why he wanted it wasn't helping him either

And yeah it must have felt bad that no matter how hard he tried he just seemed to fail where his brother succeeded without trying

But don't worry! Right now in the post pacifist timeline he's been doing quite good! There's still progress to be made but he's friends with Undyne and frisk, he's been getting to know Asgore, Toriel and many other people, he's still training with Alphys, he's met new people in the surface and he's been hanging out with Flowey much more!

[o-sunny-day]

( @forgettable-au . GO READ IT 🫵)

GAAAAAHHHHHH PAPYRUS YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD YOUAAAAAAAA

Reading this was like a blessing from The Angel itself PAPYRUS CHARACTERIZATION GOOD???? HUH???? PERFECT???? WHAT????!?!?!?!?

Its just so perfect and beautiful….

Going into this, I was expecting them to just waltz on into the Underground and have the pages end at Papyrus going :/ at the idea of going into Hotland, but I DIDNT EXPECT THE ELEVATORS NOT TO BE WORKING, THATS SO SMART???? THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE???? but I digress. ONTO THE DIGESTING.

…I wanna be Papyrus so bad rn I WANNA GO ON A HIKE SO BAD RN. “This is nice :D” made me giggle idk why, hes just so happy 😭 I want to/aspire to be him.

And Floweys little “Something must have happened there for him to forget everything” made be just- *buddy you have no idea*

(IM STILL SO EXCITED TO SEE HOW ALL THIS PLAYS OUT??? LIKE IVE GOT NOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE ANYMORE AND IM SO THRILLED)

HEEHHEEHEHEH AND PAPYRUS WANTING TO GO VISIT HIS HOUSE!!! seeing the difference between Papyrus and Wingdings, ESPECIALLY in this simple notion MAKES ME SO GIDDY!!!

Smooth….Very smooth. Hes SO good at sounding not suspicious!!! I wanna dub these comics with my sister one day cause imagining the line delivery for scenes like this- HEHEHE

ALSO IM CRASHING OUT AT PAPYRUS/WINGDINGS STILL CALLING ALPHYS “DR”

BE FRIENDS.

also I noticed on this page that Asgores throne is now also covered like Toriels- I LOVEEE THE LITTLE DETAILS

THEN LASTLY- ON THE LAST PAGE….RIVER PERSON W????? MAYBE????? They’re the only monster I can think of thatd possibly still be down there… I always liked to think Papyrus and them would be friends, so Its fitting. Maybeeee The Annoying Dog/Toby Fox would also be down there, BUT ALSO Papyrus would never call him a friend, and how would he help them get to Snowdin faster…

STOPPUH THOUGH imagining little Sans and little Wingdings riding that boat together to get from Snowdin to Waterfall n stuff….AAAA ANYwho

The River Person though, them being so mysterious…it makes me wonder if they get like a weird feeling just being AROUND Papyrus, like how he does when he sees the holes in his hands. Then paired with the whole “beware the man who speaks in hands” thing, It makes me think/feel like they totally know something- OFC WE DONT EVEN KNOW IF IT IS THEM, BUT A MAN CAN HOPE.

..LMAOOOO I JUST HAD A THOUGHT- HIS FRIEND IS JUST SANS😭 he teleports em down

flowey: …ok. you can go now

Sans: nah

As a finale, just needs to be repeated- seeing these 2 again makes me unreasonably happy. Im so excited (all the time about everything) to see more of em cause HOW THEY’RE WRITTEN IS JUST- MWAH. Perfection. I love the way everything is drawn but ESPECIALLY PAPYRUS every expression he makes just makes me giggle sm

Im gonna start a competition, strongest live reaction: This one. wasnt even close-

it got me GOOD

[northwind4]

Dearest WingDings（21）

*It's a story about HandPlates! Gaster and Wing! Gaster

*I’ll appreciate it very much if you point out the mistakes I made in the translation, all kinds of help are welcomed!

*previous & next

*Handplates by @zarla-s

Wing!Gaster by me

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Chapter21

“It’s raining here.”

383

W: WingDings...WingDings

G: ...

W: Wake up, my dear

G: ...?

The skeleton hiding in the soft quilt didn’t want to move.

G: What time is it...?

G: ...

G: Hey...the coming holiday shouldn’t be the reason that you woke me up at 2:00a.m.

He heard the sound outside the window.

Wing helped him put on his glasses.

W: It’s raining.

384

The summer rain has so much enthusiasm.

Unlike the condensed water in Waterfall, or the fantasy made by Wing, this was the real rain, which could never be replicated or substituted.

They sat on the wide porch.

G: This seems to be the first rain after we got back to the surface.

W: That’s why I wake you up(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ

W: Are you tired now?

Gaster leaned on Wing’s shoulder.

G: Someone forced me to sleep 6 hours every day.

G: I have never been so energetic

385

W: How does it feel to work with humans?

G: Don’t expect me to believe them.

G: Except this...honestly...

G: Not bad.

Their return to the surface went better than expected. It seemed that most humans had realized that the hard-earned peace should be protected. Monsters showed their unique resources and magic, and expressed the wish of peaceful coexistence.

Together with it, there were advanced scientific technology and the strong self-protection capabilities.

The Royal Academy of Sciences and the top scientific organizations of human shared the research results. And the huge amount of data made everyone fully occupied. The monster scientists ran between various kinds of lectures and laboratories almost every day.

The days were full of busyness and vigor.

386

G: They seem to be admiring of my body structure

G: Saying it’s...convenient?

G: And also “cool”, the most evaluation I have received

G: Why can’t they just turn their attention away from these irrelevant matters to my outstanding scientific achievements

W: Oh come on you have won almost all the science prize for the next ten years

W: And you looked happy when they said this

Gaster changed the subject quickly.

387

G: Asgore asked me if I was going to get a child with you “in a natural way”

G: This kind of obsession is really difficult to understand...

Wing thought for a moment.

W: Two monsters in love fuse their souls and give birth to a new life

W: But my soul has...broken

W: I’m really sorry that we can’t have a baby skeleton in this way

G: God, I NEVER feel sorry.

G: Babysitting may be more difficult for me than believing humans

G: Besides, we already have two...four-

G: Ah, sorry...

He asked cautiously.

G: Is there any progress in the research of space&time cracks?

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W: ...

W: Strictly speaking, no.

W: The disappearance of the barrier seems to have some effect, but I haven’t found what it is.

W: But at least this is a change. It’s OK...I think success will come soon.

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Gaster looked at him, and Wing avoided his gaze.

Here again, Gaster thought, the standard Wing-style optimism. The black monster seems to smile forever and always have confidence in the future. The person like him can always bring everyone hope, but no one knows how much he is bearing, and no one knows which smiles are forced and which are from the heart.

The two Gasters who seemed to be completely opposite are similar actually, and the initial favor might be born from this kind of sympathy.

390

Gaster often tells Wing that it is not necessary to do so, don’t force it if you don’t want to smile. You can show some fragility, just like what you say to other people—to me. You can ask for something, such as a hug, or more.

Gaster wanted to do something, which seemed to be driven by some subtle emotion. Wing’s thinking is usually extremely rational, so Gaster was a little curious what this black monster will be like in the face of pure emotional problems.

The “common skills of the Gasters”, heh, he mocked in mind.

391

It was a different kiss. Gaster reached into the black fluid, he touched one of the soul pieces, and his love trembled under this action.

Wing certainly understood that expression, and he separated from Gaster a little before responding.

“Hey...” His breath became heavy as he spoke, “Are you sure?”

Gaster gave him a winky smile.

“Don’t tell me you’re scared.”

Something in Wing’s eyes was growing, like danger or expectation.

“Don’t regret it.”He said finally.

392

I have nothing to regret, immersed in the hug, Gaster thought.

It’s rare for me to follow my heart.

393

They embraced and got lost in love, feeling the resonance from each other’s soul. For a moment Gaster felt like he was going to sink into the black fluid. In this deep hug he opened his eyes, and saw countless tiny soul fragments glowing in the darkness.

Like the stars shining on the sky.

Wing kissed his love on the right eye. He always took extra care of this unopened eye, like what Gaster did to the unhealed cracks on his face.

394

“What does this color mean?”Wing asked Gaster as they lay together with tiredness and satisfaction.

“Mm?”Gaster rested on Wing’s arm.

“Your eyes are glowing, a color I haven’t seen before.” Wing looked at him, with his eyes filled with treasure and love.

Gaster smiled.

“It means I am fascinated by you incurably.”

[leafask]

Backlog Pt. 1

expectoby puptronum

What Everyone Thinks I Do: Play with wires in a dark closet.

What I Think I Do: Genius work! Brilliant hypotheses! No one could possibly think of them but me! 

What I Actually Do: Set the lab on fire twice a week and pray Asgore doesn’t find out how much of his funding went into glitter glue and baking soda

I’ve thought about this a lot since you sent the message and the answer is f*ck yeah

Papyrus is the DM 

Dings plays a wizard and slows down the campaign by overthinking his decisions

Meanwhile Sans plays a dragonborn barbarian and blasts his way through Papyrus’ carefully planned puzzles, every. single. time.

The Wingdingus does have trouble talking to people he doesn’t already know, ye. Not only is he shy, it’s hard to make and maintain lasting relationships when you’re as engrossed in your work as he is. As far as interests go, he’s definitely had them, just . . . not much luck. :(

He has visual and auditory hallucinations mostly, along with some milder confusion and difficulty concentrating. In the Underground, there wasn’t really a way to treat it. Mostly, he tried to stay busy to keep his feet on the ground, and avoided certain colors/images that he’d started associating with recurring hallucinations. Once he’s in the void . . . it’s a lot harder to manage.

they are the deathly hallows of unusual fashion sense △

After their dad died, Sans and Wingdings started taking trips to the dump every so often as a sort of coping mechanism, a light-hearted activity to take their mind off the heavy. It was like diving into a treasure trove. They never knew what they would find. They’d come across all sorts of books and broken tech, and Dings found he really liked learning about human science and figuring out how to get those old machines working again. He started applying what he learned to his own ideas, which eventually led to the development of the Core.

Scrawny boy, yes. Little twig-boned cutie. 💙 He was incredibly shy, the kind to hide behind Sans or his parents when introduced to someone new, or hang back and observe while other kids played. His curiosity did get the best of him quite a lot (not like experimenting on pet fish levels lol), but most of the time he was just building pointless machines and asking complicated questions. He skipped through grades pretty quickly (or whatever schooling they could manage in the early Underground), which distanced him even further from his classmates and limited his friends. So yeah. Lonely boy, but he didn’t mind it that much. He had his brothers and his thoughts. :)

@ithronel @tytoz @michaelmodify @thefloatingstone

[specialmindz]

“BORK BORK!”

“NYEH!” Papyrus struggled wildly as a small white dog, one of many in Snowdin, playfully tugged on his scarf.

“BORK BORK!”

“SCU OFF DOODY-DOG! DIS MY SCARF!”

The young pup ignored him and continued to bark through a mouthful of fabric, seemingly unaware of the baby bone’s anger.

“NYEHHHHHAAAAAHHHH!!”

“heh heh ha, c’mon pap he just wants to play! he’s friendly!”

“HE A BARKING BALL OF GRIEF AND HE RUIN MAH WIFE!”

“heh heh ha ha ha ha!” Sans laughed loudly as his younger brother swung in a full circle in a vain attempt to throw the mutt off.

“LEGGO MY SCARF STINK DOG! I NEEDS IT TO BE CUTE!”

“BORK BORK BORK!”

Dogs were such stupid creatures.

Normally, Papyrus would obliterate the obnoxious little insect with one of his blasters or use his wingdings to see just how far he could throw the disgusting beastie, ridding Snowdin of one more dog monster and thus making the town a better place to traverse if not live, but today was different. 

Today Papyrus was with his brother, and though they originally came out there to build a snowman, he had planned to be a good bae so as to get some Nice Cream afterwards; a small surprise reward Sans didn’t know about yet in exchange for his good behavior.

“he’s just playing tug-of-war pappy, he’s not trying to steal from you-”

“THERE GONNA BE A WAR ALL RIGHT! I SHOOT HIM IN DA’ FACE!”

“BORK BORK BORK BORK!”

“HEY WHAT’S THIS ABOUT A SHOOT I HEAR?”

Immediately the dog dropped his hold on Papyrus’s scarf and began to whimper in fear as a very familiar monster began materializing before them.

“hapsterblook…? no, we’re not shooting anything-”

“If you need a star of any kind, look no further! I’m working for free right now as a matter of fact, for a charity event!” The pink spirit did a dramatic twirl and flashed his best smile. Clearly the only charity he was doing was for himself. If he had ever seen an agent of any kind in his life…or death…Sans wasn’t sure what ghost monsters were about, Hapstablook would know the job didn’t extend to children like he and his baby brother.

“charity huh?”

“That’s right, but I’m afraid I don’t DO animals darling. Cats, dogs, birds, they just refuse to work with me! There are even some monsters who won’t come near me, can you believe that?”

“yes.”

“It’s racism I’m sure,” continued Hapstablook, obviously not listening. “It’s only monsters with animalistic traits that avoid me and that CAN’T be a coincidence. They’re talking to each other and conspiring against my breed I just know it.”

As if my family isn’t going through enough at the moment.

“Animals gots bedder senses then other peoples, so they know you’s there before you appear and dat scares them. They gots bedder hearing and they see stuffs bedder and they runs bedder, like, reeeeal fast-”

“So they think they’re better than me.”

“Nyeh?”

“They think they’re better than me. They think just because they have arms and legs and ears and soft cuddly fur and cute paws, they think they’re better than me and my people.”

“that’s not what he said dude.”

“That’s exactly what he said.”

“Daz not what baby said.”

Hapstablook turned to the cowering dog. “So…you think you’re hot stuff hm? You think you’re better than me because of your looks? Well I’ve got news for you honey, LOOKS DON’T LAST. You know what DOES last? LEGENDS, and that’s EXACTLLY what I’M gonna be! While you’re busy prancing around this BARNYARD OF A TOWN-”

“bruh.”

“-I’LL BE WORKING HARD TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY AND GIVING BACK TO SOCIETY WHILE YOU TAKE, TAKE, TAKE!”

The smaller monster backed up a bit, along with Sans and Papyrus. Hapstablook’s anger seemed to come out of absolutely nowhere and it reminded the brothers a lot of how their father had been acting these last couple of weeks.

“you alright man?”

“I’M GONNA SING AND DANCE AND BE BEAUTIFUL FOREVER WHILE YOU GROW OLD AND BLOW AWAY IN THE WIND, LOST AND FORGOTTEN! YOU’RE NOT BETTER THAN ME! YOU DON’T WORK AS HARD AS I DO! I PRACTICE EVERY. SINGLE. DAY, TO PREPARE FOR MY FUTURE ANNNND I WORK EVEN HARDER TO SUPPORT MY FAMILY’S FARM! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE LATELY?!”

Papyrus turned around and pressed his skull against his older brother’s hoodie, clutching the sides with his mittens. The pink ghost was the worst. Not ONLY did Hapstablook obviously not care about whether or not he scared cute little babies such as himself, he didn’t care often. Unlike other monsters, he had no problem losing his temper around Papyrus and it was difficult for the tiny Horror to gauge when to shut his teething hole to begin with, seeing as he was a of the Verbal typing and loved to talk. He’d never say it out loud…probably…but ghosts in general were actually HIS least favorite monster. They didn’t die like the others and they could disappear at a moment’s notice, only to emerge somewhere else far far away from where the baby was originally talking to them.

“YIP!”

POOF!

The baby bones jumped and watched the small dog run off as Hapstablook fired a bullet in his direction. It buried itself in the snow, nowhere near the creature really, but apparently it was enough to scare the poor pup into the woods.

“YEAH, GO ON AND RUN! RUN HOME TO YOUR RACIST FAMILY YOU RACIST! ASSUMING YOU EVEN HAVE A FAMILY! I KNOW YOU LIVING MONSTERS TEND TO DIE AND NOT COME BACK!”

“Nyeh…nyehhh…”

“it’s okay bro.”

No, no it WASN’T okay.

If Hapstablook got mad at Sans, he wouldn’t be able to do very much to protect him and self-preservation wasn’t exactly his older brother’s forte’ in conversation to begin with. In order to keep the peace between his family and the Blooks, Papyrus made it a habit to visit at least one member a week and he was ALWAYS extra nice to Napstablook, but it seemed like no matter how kind he was to these particular monsters, the pink one would quickly and continuously forget the baby bone’s past favors and leave him feeling bitter if not nervous.  

“you want some nice cream?” Sans patted his skull in an attempt to cheer him up, but the baby bones shook his head.

“No, I wants to go home.”

“TRY NOT TO GO TOO FAST, OR ALL YOUR FLEAS WILL GET BLOWN OFF! yelled the ghost, still shooting at the dog. THEN WHO’LL BE YOUR FRIENDS FURBAG?”

POOF POOF POOF!

Twigs from the pines in the woods snapped off as the monster’s shots zipped through them. From the sound of it, all the bullets seemed to miss and land in the snow, but it still made the brothers nervous. It didn’t seem to matter to Hapstablook if another person accidentally got hit at this point. The comedian looked around at the other monsters, hoping an adult would jump in and calm things down, but no one seemed interested in helping them.

Where the hell are the guards?

“hey uh, buddy?” said Sans softly. “you’re scaring the kid-”

“Baby.”

“…besides, you don’t wanna be saying those types of things in this neighborhood.”

“WHY?! DOES SOMEONE HAVE SOMETHING THEY WANT TO SAY TO ME?” The ghost looked around at all the rabbit monsters currently staring at him. “DO ANY OF YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME?”

The onlookers quickly turned back to their daily activities, deciding it was probably best if they avoided the quick-tempered spirit.

“*sigh*”

I guess they don’t.

Not that Sans was all too surprised.

Ghosts were still a bit of a mystery to the people in Snowdin and though they weren’t actually as racist as Hapstablook believed, it was true that the inhabitants didn’t venture outside the town too often and weren’t familiar with monsters that weren’t anthropomorphic. Hell, SANS knew more about the monsters living in the Underground better than the townsfolk, and he spent most of his time in a lab, but he understood that some people were still skittish of meeting new people.

The sudden imprisonment in Mt. Ebott had shaken everyone up a bit in the beginning...or so he’d been told. It started with many people wondering if they were even going to SURVIVE the mountain, what with being used to certain environments and all, and that drove many to panic. Not everyone knew each other and not everyone was a friend; when a monster found a suitable place to live, they quickly claimed that area as their own and refused to travel any further into the mountain, fearing that if they did, they would not only fail to find another home, but also lose the first they found to another desperate individual. The people of Snowdin were the biggest victims of this paranoia as they were territorial by nature; what they found was THEIRS and most would not risk losing what they’d already claimed. It was rare to find an anthropomorphic outside the frosty fields, and even now it didn’t matter that the Resort Area had better food or that Waterfall had easier access to water, Snowdin was still their home and no matter how cramped it got, it would CONTINUE to be theirs until they were driven out. That intense, almost insane level of possessiveness was the whole reason Asgore thought the dogs that inhabited the place would make fine guardsmen in fact. Despite their lack of intelligence, their dedication towards protecting their home was extraordinary. Exploring the rest of the Underground was the LAST thing on THEIR to-do-list and meeting new people was not worth their town, curiosity was not worth their town.    

Leave that to the cats like Catty and her family.

The cats could map out the rest of Mt. Ebott and the dogs could take care of people like Hapstablook. The rabbits of Snowdin, who were currently carrying on with their business as if their rude guest had never even existed, had better, more IMPORTANT things to do, like keep the town running in general.

CA-THINK!

Sans turned his head to see one such rabbit go into their house, glancing only briefly at the floating troublemaker in front of him before closing the door. This ghost wasn’t their problem unless they wanted it to be and CLEARLY Hapstablook wasn’t worth even an OUNCE of their time…an opinion that only seemed to make the monster more irritable.

“GRRRAAHHHHHH!!!”

“…”

“…”

“…you okay man?”

“…No, no Sans I’m not,” grumbled Hapstablook glaring at the ground. “I don’t like being ignored!”

I don’t DESERVE to be ignored…

An awkward silence fell between them, but before the comedian could think of a joke to break it, his younger sibling piped up, “I knows what will make you feel bedder.” He watched as Papyrus pulled out a white rectangular object out of his jacket. It looked futuristic as hell despite the cracked screen, and had it not been attached to something that looked like a pair of headphones, Sans wouldn’t have had any idea as to what it was, but clearly it played sound of some sort…probably music knowing his brother.

“watcha’ got there baby bro?”

“Is an MP Tea payer! I find-ed it at da’ Dump! Some hollow head throwed it away cause’ it gots a cracked screen…can you beweaves it? You doesn’t need a screen to listen to moosic, nyeh heh heh!”

Stupid humans.

Probably a big person too.

Big people always threw things away for silly reasons.

“It gots lots of tunes on it! I sometimes go to Boo Boos house and let him listen to them-”

“don’t…don’t call napstablook boo boo pappy, that’s…that’s weird bro.”

“Is nice dat he still gots you looking after him Pink Person,” said Papyrus, ignoring his brother. “He always look so lonely and sad when you’s not there, ya’ know? Family be SUPER important.”

“Mm hm, Blooky’s been having a hard time ever since our cousin left.”

“you mean he’s been bloo-er than usual? heh heh heh…”

The ghost gave Sans an annoyed look.

“Don’t hit Snas, he got one hp.” Waddling over to Hapstablook, Papyrus held out the MP3 player. Though the spirit couldn’t hold things for long periods of time like solid monsters, he could still activate electronics. It took him a while however, to figure out how to get to a song as he couldn’t differentiate between what was the name of an album and what was not.

“I hate this screen.”

“Screen not important. Moosic important.”

“I can’t pick a song if I can’t see darling-”

“Just pess da’ buttons, dat’s what baby do…”

“I don’t know which button to activate.”

“Then pess all of them.”

“But one button I think sends me backwards-”

“THEN PESS EVERY BUTTON CEPT’ DAT ONE! Why big peoples so scared of buttons? THEY DOESN’T BITE YOU!”

“Show me which button to press.”

“NYEHHAAAHHHHH!!”

Finally, after a few more moments of struggle, Hapstablook managed to find a song…which he listened to for about twenty seconds before turning away from the angry infant.

“Nyeh? What dis about? DAT WAS ONLY FEW SECONDS!”

“I know that ‘music.’ It’s that damn Hatsune Miku all the humans are crazy about. My family loves music and scours the Dump for CDs and the like as well and I’m very familiar with her work…no, no not ‘her,” said Hapstablook correcting himself. “SHE’ doesn’t exist. This music is instrumental. Hatsune Miku isn’t a real person. She has no soul nor does she have passion. She’s just a pretty container for someone else’s feelings.”

“sounds like you’re jealous.”

“You don’t know a thing about Vocaloid. They’re RUINING music for us TRUE artists who work hard!” said Hapstablook, glaring at Sans. “They don’t get tired, they don’t have to deal with paparazzi, they can change their appearance on a DIME even while on stage, and they don’t have to rehearse! THEY DON’T HAVE TO REHEARSE! And they’re ALWAYS beautiful…”

Always, always beautiful…

“Nyeh? Miku be an Ima-gin-ary monster…? Like in dat one vido I sawed, Foster’s Home for Ima-gin-ary Friends?”

“What?”

“Do she like chalk-wit milk?”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“she sounds like a robot,” said Sans listening a bit to the music. He’d never met one in person, but he knew what they sounded like from some of the old videos he and Papyrus had found at the Dump. They all seemed to have the same accent that sounded as if they were constantly speaking into a fan, which is actually something Sans had tried himself once when he THOUGHT no one was looking, only to have his brother giggle at him from his crib and reach out from between the bars to pet his head as if HE were the silly baby.

“She a woah-bot? How she take a bath?” asked Papyrus smiling.

“She doesn’t, in fact I’m pretty sure I explained who Hatsune was to YOU a long time ago, it’s your brother who’s-”

“SNAS A WOAH-BOT?!”

“now you know that’s not right papyrus.”

“IS DAT WHY YOU’S BIG AND BALD AND NO ONE LIKE YOU?! YOU VOCOLOID?!”

“What are you saying? Everyone LOVES Hatsune and her horrible brothers and sisters! It’s one of the reasons I hate them…because their faces are posted everywhere and they have all KINDS of merchandise based off them, and guess what? The people who write their songs and make them sing? Nothing. I know nothing about them. The Vocaloids get all the fame and the people who work hard to make those puppets move get nothing.”

But I’m gonna change everything.

I’ll be the first REAL Vocaloid.

A perfect being.

The perfect performer.

The first Vocaloid to EARN his fame. With my passion and Determination combined with all of Hatsune’s benefits, no one will ever ignore me again. Humans won’t run away scared like they used to and even these racist hicks will come around.

I’ll MAKE them come around…

“Fairy’s got dat Dirt-Butt look big Buther…”

“Also, that reminds me, darling. Did your father ever say anything about a little project I asked him to do a while back?”

“Yep! I asked him just like you said and Daddy say, ‘go way Papyrus, weave me alone! if you ask me one more time, I’s gonna beat you to bone meal and sell you to a crack addict, maybe then you’ll actually be worth something!’ He was reeeeal mad-”

“*pfft!*”

“Sooo he’s already on it then?”

“I don’t know, I’s just a baby. Most current events escape me.”

“…It was the only event I asked you to keep watch for.”

“Simple directions also escape the baby.”

“…”

“Also, why Snas not famous like da’ other woah-bots? All the big peoples tell him to go way…is cause’ he fat?”

“shut up pap.”

“Your brother’s NOT a robot.”

“heee knows.”

He’s just being a dick.

Probably sick of you complaining about everything and trying to get you to go away yourself to be honest, though I’m not sure why he has to use ME to do it.

“But Snas say he not a baby and he big and bald! Woah-bots can’t grow hairs cause’ they be made of metal-”

“i bathe.”

“How you bathe?”

“like everyone else.”

“Nuh-uh! Letrical stuffs can’t go in da’ water, Daddy said! I knows it cause’ I tried to use his phone to call the fish lady while I’s taking a bath and I assidently held da’ phone under the faucet while it be running and it fall out my hand into the sink.”

“you were using Dad’s phone? how? why? who was watching you?!”

“Nobody. It be the middle of da’ night. I had to take mah bath at night so I could get Daddy’s phone. I use-ed it stead’ of mine just in case I dropped it from high up. Babies don’t gots a good grip ya’ know? I’s right too! I did drop it,” said Papyrus with a smile. “I drop it right in da’ water big Buther! Nyeh heh heh!”

“heh, you seem so proud.”

“Yep, I’s very proud of myselves…because it could have been MY phone, but baby thought ahead. I’s real sad afterwards dough…I had plans, BIG plans. I’s gonna ask the fish lady how to beeth underwater and get the step-by-step destructions.”

“instructions.”

“Ah-stuctions. But when I taked it out the water and pessed the buttons, it didn’t work no more and dat’s how I knows lectrical stuffs don’t work in water…also Daddy told me.”

“he told you huh? lemme guess, you didn’t turn the faucet off?”

Sans didn’t really need an answer as he remembered perfectly well how awesome it had felt to watch Alphys, his ONLY FRIEND, face-plant onto the tile floor and blame HIM for not putting up a caution sign of some sort, as if he worked customer service at the Resort. He had spent most of that morning apologizing for something he didn’t do, so as to not lose her friendship and stop her from crying over the paperwork that had been ruined by Papyrus’s makeshift slip n’ slide. At the time, he hadn’t even thought about why the hallway was practically a lake, but now that Papyrus was telling his story, the memory came back full force and he wondered why he hadn’t blamed his brother sooner if not immediately.

“Why I need to shut it off? Water evaporates big Buther! Also, big peoples like to clean. It makes people happy when I make messes-”

“NO. no no no NO it does NOT. i don’t know where you got that idea baby bro, but you are one hundred percent wrong.”

“Nope, I’s right all right. I knows cause’ Daddy only yell at me about da’ phone. He go ‘PAPYRUS WHY YOU DO DIS?!”

“STOP. stop right there cause’ we are NOT skimming over this buddy. what makes you think people like cleaning up after you? do YOU like cleaning your messes?”

“No, but dat’s cause’ I’s a baby. I gots small widdle arms and tiny widdle hands, so I can’t carry stuffs good, and I gots duck feets, so I can’t walk good neither and it take too long to reach paces-”

“you have nine extra hands and you walk fine, i’ve seen you. you waddle side to side ONLY when other people are watching you because you think it’s cute.”

“Nope, I’s widdle, so my balance not good yet. I not walk straight and I gots to crawl when I gets tired.”

“i’ve seen you run dude. we’ve literally taped almost everything since you awoke.”

“Dat footage fake.”

“papyrus.”

“Dat footage doctored.”

“stop.”

“It don’t matter anyway cause’ cweening mah messes makes people feel good about themselves. It make them feel like good people and make them LOOK like good people.”

“no.”

“They help da’ baby and they probly think, ‘wowie! Dis baby so nice making all these messes for me! I feels like such a gate person, and I bets erybody loves me more now too since they knows I’s po-duc-tive and kind to widdle babies.”

“i really hope you’re playing papyrus…”    

“You wants to listen to a different song?”

“don’t you ignore me.”

“I think I’m going to head home actually,” replied Hapstablook. “I only came out here because I THOUGHT I could get some fresh air…but I forgot some of these townspeople don’t know the difference between a street and a bathroom.”

Sans frowned as he watched the ghost fade away. It was good that he was still loyal to his family and their business despite how much he valued his dreams, but his stuck-up attitude still rubbed the comedian the wrong way…

“You wants to get Nice Cream now Snas?”

“pass.”

“You sing wit da’ baby then?”

“huh?”

“Running to another day I wants to break away and take a leap, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh-”

“hard pass.”

Alright, sorry for the long-ass wait everyone, I know I’m late. I’ve literally had Microsoft Word open for the last three months trying to work on this, but unfortunately I got writer’s block like a motherfucker. -_-

Just so we’re clear, if I don’t upload once a month, it’s because I either have writer’s block or I’ve run out of pics to use. I don’t TAKE hiatus's...those are for bitches.