#WHYYYYYY???

[darker-than-darkstorm]

... why did I suddenly start seeing Tumblr Live on my dash after it was announced that Tumblr Live is no longer a thing?

[tatterdemallionsails]

First published in 1888, but they couldn't survive Corporate Disney. Shameful.

Do we just have no standards whatsoever about what things are worthwhile to talk about

[heilos]

I don't want you to feel like you're nothing

[zipadeea]

RIP Lorna Wu, the only person who actually understood the purpose of the Witches' Road song. Nicky Scratch would have loved you.

[dreamlandcreations]

Proposition

Pairing: CEO!Aleksander Morozova x Fem!Reader (Modern AU)

Summary: Aleksander offers to give you a baby, and comes to a realisation about himself and his feelings towards you.

Warnings [18+]: suggestive content, alludes to sex, mentions of baby making, slight reference to an age gap between reader and Aleksander

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“I want a baby.”

Aleksander glances up from his salad bowl, continuing to chew his bite of chicken slowly as his eyes flicker between your face and your phone - which seems to be playing a video that has captured your attention. It only takes him a few seconds to recognise the voice in the video, leading him to conclude that you’re watching Nikolai and Zoya’s baby girl babbling away happily.

He licks his lips, swallowing his food down as he tilts his head at you before he argues smoothly,

“You say this rather regularly - almost every month.”

With a sigh, you place your phone down on his desk. As his personal assistant of many years, you’ve eaten lunch in Aleksander’s office innumerable times. He would say that you know each other better than anyone else does, and it’s likely you would say the same.

“If I say it that often it must be true,” you mumble in halfhearted retaliation. He raises a brow at you, which makes you sigh again.

Fidgeting with your phone, you scroll through your messages from Nikolai, and Aleksander spots a plentiful amount of photos and videos of the new baby. He will admit that the little girl is rather adorable and the thought of you holding a baby of your own has warmth gathering in his chest as he continues eating.

“Maybe Nik will give me a baby.”

Aleksander nearly chokes on a chunk of tomato. Throat burning, he discards his cardboard box of food and gulps down a few mouthfuls of water. Only then does he manage to remark drily,

“I think his wife might have something to say about that.”

You hum absently.

“Not if I tell her that I’d consider my birthday and Christmas presents from them sorted for the rest of my life.” Aleksander breathes out a soft laugh, shaking his head as you ponder the matter further with a cute frown on your face. “I’m not sure if I’d want my baby to look like Nikolai. But I wouldn’t say there are many other candidates.”

Aleksander wipes his mouth with a paper napkin, avoiding your gaze as he folds it over several times, before scrunching it up and tossing it into the waste paper bin beneath his desk.

Over the years, you’ve been by his side throughout his failed relationships. He had dated Luda for almost two years before a reasonably amicable split. There had been a friends with benefits situation with Zoya for a handful of months, and his engagement to Alina had ended painfully five months ago.

When he had needed you the most, you had been there - offering him the simplest gestures of support. Perhaps that’s the reason why he can’t help but want to give you everything you want.

“What about me?” he asks quietly.

You frown.

“What about you?”

“Could I be a potential candidate?”

He watches your eyes widen, gaze lowering to his lips momentarily, and his stomach flips at the sight. Colour creeps over your cheeks, heat warming your skin as you duck your head down, and Aleksander wants to grin. Then you bite your lip and joke,

“Aren’t you a little old for baby-making?”

Playfully, you nudge your toes against his knee, poking him. His stomach flips again. He can feel the warmth of your body - your heels had been discarded at the beginning of lunch - and he wishes his desk wasn’t separating your bodies, so that he might be able to pull you into his lap to tease you properly. Instead, he scoffs, feigning offence.

“Rude.”

Both of you smile at one another, although your expressions fade slightly as silence descends between you. He watches you look down, fiddling with the hem of your skirt and his gaze wanders over your thighs. The image of having your legs bent over his shoulders briefly crosses his mind - though he pushes that out of his thoughts quickly.

“I’m being genuine,” he says quietly.

When you glance up at him, he sees your eyes widen slightly as you realise he has been watching you.

“Really?”

He nods slowly.

“If it’s something you want, I’d be more than happy to discuss this further.”

A shy smile tugs at the corner of your lips as you look down at your phone to avoid to his gaze.

“Okay. I’ll think about it.”

Aleksander’s smile falters when he feels his cock harden. Oh.

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[demaparbat-hp]

Their actual first meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU!

Katara had her Oh moment before exchanging a word with Jian Li, and while she gets over it in time (or, at least, convinces herself that she's not embarrassed by her initial reaction to him) this quasi-interaction haunts her for the first couple of days of their stay in Kyoshi Island.

It's just not fair that the place is full of gorgeous people! Or that he's not only beautiful, but also kind and awkward and respectful and dorky and—oh, La—she's in trouble.

[starlightoru-gojo]

Your smile will always be my favorite. I love you.

[michaelwheelers]

Um, Janet ... quick question: can anyone access our search history, or is this an incognito browsing situation like when you're stalking a hot mailman from your work computer?

bonus:

[nomilatico]

Don’t ask a Convex truther what happened on TwitchConSD Day2

MCC Twitch Rivals SanDiego skins were sooo cute!

Credits to: @/Cyburic for Cub’s Cyan Coyote skin || @/spacebr0wnies for Scar’s Lime Llama skin! So adorbzies

[bluehoodedmousebane]

Started playing Halo 3! Nobody told me about the flood stalkers. GIRL HELP.

[teeth--king]

HeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeey :] it’s been a hot second but have some more Stardew art. Got into a creative funk and wanted to pull myself out with my personal projects, but this game’s also fun to draw about so giving it a try.

Primarily an Elliott piece with Earl Grey doing cat shenanigans. Bonus Farmer Wolfe and his little animal gang. (Cyrus[cat], Pyrocantha[chicken], Robert[dinosaur], and Marigold[duck])

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Guesss who got reinfected with strep throat???

[mysterycitrus]

briefly en-entering haterism cause every time i see kory and roy forced to be jtodd’s emotional lapdogs in that webtoon it’s like

[chikorra]

"... Lucky Charm."

Pardon the anatomy at 2AM I was trying my best

Was about to sleep but the Verosika's voice (Helluva Boss) sounds too much like Shadybug's in that Over You song... IT'S LIKE SHE IS WHISPERING IN MY EARS I had been haunted until this piece is done...

The editing is a mess so my apologies in advance

[elleapdraws]

3 am doodle i thought would be funny

Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛

[your-turn-to-role]

"look, i've been meaning to talk to you..."

"about, my sister"

YEAH ABOUT THAT