mysterypuppy

[mysterypuppy]

it’s funny dont tell anybody anything if you do you start missing everybody

[mysterypuppy]

Boy, I was shaking like a madman. I was sweating, too. When something perverty like that happens, I start sweating like a bastard. That kinda stuff’s happening to me about twenty times since I was a kid. I can’t stand it.

[mysterypuppy]

This fall I think you’re riding for—it’s a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling isn’t permitted to feel or hear himself hit bottom. He just keeps falling and falling. The whole arrangement’s designed for men who, at some time or other in their lives, were looking for something their own environment couldn’t supply them with. Or they thought their own environment couldn’t supply them with. So they gave up looking. They gave it up before they ever really even got started. You follow me?

[mysterypuppy]

does anyone else feel like they need to call someone but they never know who to call or is it just me and that dude from catcher in the rye

[mysterypuppy]

for real though if a body catch a body

[mysterypuppy]

Holden and Allie

[mysterypuppy]

if a body catch a body

[mysterypuppy]

Merry Christmas, please don’t call

[mysterypuppy]

Cuz I ain’t got much

[mysterypuppy]

I NEED A PEPPERMINT RUMCHATA

[mysterypuppy]

do you guys fw khonjin house or am i alone in this world

[mysterypuppy]

my favorite type of panic attacks are the ones when you consider calling 911

[mysterypuppy]

i need a camp halfblood hoodie

[mysterypuppy]

[mysterypuppy]

i would make a priv but i refuse to let anyone who knows me see that crazy bitch

[mysterypuppy]

dudes a fag 0/5

I will take care of this

[mysterypuppy]

what's a lil round of gay chicken between work colleagues.