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The flash (1987) #210

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i was with my friend the other day while she was eating a sandwich and then she was like eughh i got knuckle in my sandwich cause it was that cheap meat with dubious shit in it and i was laughing so hard i was crying she got a fucking knuckle sandwich. she just looked at me though

I woulduv laughed and laughed and laughed with you that shit is so funny do u want to come over

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i need a new eyeliner for my waterline cuz mine smudges off after like 2 hours

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they could never take you away from me (au that is so complicated and self indulgent i cannot put any of it into words)

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Girl i straight up forgot about the throat scar and got scared looking in the mirror brushing my teeth

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WE GONNA WHITE KNUCKLE OUR WAY THROUGH THIS

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where are they....

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i lied i have maybe until i run out of zofran before i start telling strangers my family business

U would think that after 3 weeks of a debilitating flareup i would have cracked by now but baby im just getting started

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U would think that after 3 weeks of a debilitating flareup i would have cracked by now but baby im just getting started

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i wanna fight, don’t wanna dance with you

out in the dark, i come alive with you

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there is no fortress of sollitude sex. there is no arrow cave sex. there is no watchtower sex. there is no kord industries penthouse sex. there is no hall of justice sex. there is no atlantis sex. there is no gotham sex. there is no speedforce sex. there is no dc universe sex.

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bart got so mad that kon was ignoring him he ended up on live tv with a bunch of bad bitches

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mom's gone and time only runs one way😂😂😂😂

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ok man

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he's so fucking lame

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U really do have to fake it til you make it cuz once U make it Ur no longer faking. And period + amen

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