mysterypuppy

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Lowkey i can hear the angels calling to me from above

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so much driving tomorrow so i will get a yummy drink before work and then in the evening i will do my bio homework aaaandddddd get started on taxes and vacuum and make a grocery list

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roy’s addict swag is what makes him so alluring

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this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

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Scientists are saying no one has ever been as nauseous as i am right now

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jack Drake & Tim Drake, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Jack Drake & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Tim Drake (DCU), Jack Drake, Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Dick Grayson, Alfred Pennyworth, Dana Winters, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Batman Comics Story Arc: War Games (2004), the art of coparenting when you’re not coparents, and also you kind of hate the other guy’s guts, compounded by your son/not-son’s teenaged-ness, Daddy Issues, Jack Drake’s Canon Parenting, Bruce Wayne’s Canon Parenting, Canon Compliant, author actually reads comics, Canon-Typical Violence Summary:

Jack feels like he’s somehow ended up coparenting his own child with a stranger, and Wayne has become the “fun parent.” As though Jack is the strict, boring one for not approving of Tim swinging through downtown Gotham with a grappling hook, getting beaten up at all hours of the night.

“I’m your father,” he says.

Tim huffs, his breath fogging up the car window. “Whatever.”

9.7k of tim drake being disappointed by not one but two fathers. fresh off the press. get it while it’s still hot

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just witnessed a rare phenomenon of a ford f150 tailgating another ford f150

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Sick as fuck.com/🦠

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in the suicide prevention tim and dick phone call i can't even tell which one is meant to be suicidal. like obviously it's both in the context of everything ever but jusr for that page idk man could be anyone

it's from robin #156 where tim talked a guy out of jumping off a building but he did it in such a way that made it seem like he is also on the verge of suicide (hence the calling dick at the end) ^_^

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i called my mama crying cuz im so frustrated with my homework and she said she’ll be right over to help😭😭😭😭😭😭i love you mommy

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parallels that i dont give a fuck about

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man he does not care

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this was so fucking funny like idgaf

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They should makr a cigarette for dogs

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You want me but not my apple

do U guys think the spark is still there

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saying Period to a pretty girl im friendly with so she knows im a faggot and not hitting on her