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#WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN
em-hermione-z · 2 days
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Sooooooooo. During personal development last week and we were talking about Taylor Swifts 'eras' cuz they are different stages in her life. THEN THIS INSUFFERABLE GIRL WHO ALWAYS GETS ASSIGNED NEXT TO ME GOES: "PeRsOnaLly, I ThiNK TaYLor SwIfT's BodYSuIts aRe VeRy ✨PROVOCATIVE ✨" And I'm just like " 1. WTF DOES 'PROVOCATIVE' MEAN? ( adjective. causing anger or another strong reaction, especially deliberately."a provocative article") 2. NOBODY. And I mean NOBODY. Goes around insulting MOTHER. " Then she's just like "UgHH, Why are you acting like I'm insulting YOU." and I'm just like: "I TAKE TAYLOR SWIFT COMMENTS VERY PERSONAL THANK YOU." And my internal thoughts are just like "I'd rather burn my whole life down than listen to one more second of this bitchin' and moanin'."
Sorry, that was a very long rant. Have a nice day :)
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gr3yw4r3n · 4 months
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I could talk about this for MONTHS
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thattransgay · 11 months
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Has the same fuck you energy as:
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so ao3 is down...
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and all ur every gonna be is MEEEAAAN
lmao this song has always been so fuckin cuteeee and now it feels like she concentrated all the country (music production wise lol) she could into this one song and it sounds so good hehehe
I know essentially it hasn't changed, but the music sounds louder than it used to in the original as compared to her vocals, so it feels more country somehow lol
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vilf-lover · 1 year
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ALL YOURE EVER GONNA BE IS MEAN
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sketchy-tour · 6 months
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I need him to bury me in affection right now
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egophiliac · 7 months
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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS
there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head
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I don't know why I decided to draw it this way
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story#and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING#crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED#crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED#(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want#but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it#and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially#it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it#(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER#crowley's secret is safe for another day#(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time#wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...
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arsenicflame · 19 days
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happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day
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deoidesign · 2 months
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"what do hands mean about a character?"
Their hands mean they love eachother
(webcomic)
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televisionlassie · 1 month
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Wally and Bart have the most insanely funny relationship, because normally Wally is so unnecessarily mean to Bart but when Inertia kills Bart he comes up with the most horrible verging on evil punishment he can, and I think it’s INSANE
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loganslowdown4 · 9 months
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Janus: So you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze this stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?
Logan: *putting an ice pack on Roman’s eye* Yes.
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yuwuta · 5 months
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yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 
#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind#but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee#yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT#megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs#so for him yes he bites and barks#but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you?#gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask#always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it#won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you#yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception#unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be#and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine#nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc#pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i#it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too#so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh#now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to#or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway.............#somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing......#this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now....#juju#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen x reader#yuuta okkotsu x reader#yuta okkotsu x reader
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whilomm · 4 months
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note: pollmaker is thinking of the USAmerican lottery system (powerball, mega millions, state lottos, scratchoffs, etc), but poll applies to other countries lotteries systems so long as its still the same concept of "big ol state sponsered gambling shit", but not like casino style gambling. u know what i mean, Lottos.
questions for the tags: how regularly, what stuff you play, if you have limits for yourself, if you feel like its a Problem for you, and for funsies the usual 'first thing youd do if you won the lottery' shit
reblog to have absolutely zero effect on your luck either way. just like, absolutely no change in luck whether you reblog this or scroll past. this is the luck neutral post reblog in the next 30 seconds or dont who give a shit
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mariusroyale · 9 months
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listen
listen ppl writing rise raph x reader hcs
i firmly believe raph would not realise how easily he could hurt his partners until afterwards 💀
like i get that he’s a big sweetheart and doesn’t hurt unless necessary but let’s not forget he’s rough around the edges
give me raph forgetting they’re not his brothers and casually pushing (shoving-) them to the side while he’s distracted w something
give me clumsy raph accidentally hurting them w his tail or something
give me really apologetic raph being like ‘SHIT IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD ARE YOU ALRIGHT-’ after he sees his partner topple over bc of him 😭😭
LIKEE
give me raph who forgets to be gentle bc he needs the reminder every now and again!!
i don’t think he has the fear of being too rough unless it’s happened and by the time he learns- his partner already has some bruises bc their boyfriend is a silly giant turtle who forgets his strength-
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buwheal · 23 days
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Ah, the Addisons. One of them was trying to sell a dress sewed to a mannequin (I think the orange one?) and the other was selling footwear samples. As food. Uh… they’re… not very smart, are they?
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