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eolewyn1010 · 6 months ago

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Charité, season 4 - episode 2

Onward and upward, or maybe downward. Abandon all unspoileredness, ye who enter here.

Everyone's whining about wanting to go to the beaches. It's 2049; have you looked at the ozone layer? Just stay home in your bathtub, you're safer there.

Love how they depict demonstrators who fight for social equity as rude, nonsensically pushy, and prone to verbal abuse. Kiss my red proletarian ass and ACAB.

Enter Discount Daniel Sträßer. Gotta love his style; they make him look like a gay stereotype all while he's eyeing up Marlene. Can't get too queer here.

You know, for people who have been in a locked-in state for months or years, they all look remarkably physically fit.

Now Seda is snippy to Julia, too? Why does everyone snap at her?

Cool, an ancient disease from the ice. I remember a Stargate SG-1 episode with the same plot point.

"You talk like a politician" - yeah, perhaps because you're trying to load a politician's responsibility on her.

Discount Daniel Sträßer really thinks a discreet lil' tiara is such a bad fashion statement that it makes a more risky treatment of his epilepsy preferable? Whatevs, honey. If anyone ever wants to implant a chip into my head, I'll riot.

Why is everyone so awkward? Don't they have good actors or is the script so bad that they didn't feel like putting some life into it?

Accidentally pouring stuff over her bacteria? Woo. I can hear Alexander Fleming roll his eyes at the subtle reference.

I just realized that Timur Işık doesn't actually have a scar on his cheek. Why did they add one? Does that serve a purpose for his character? Does it belong to the "jumped from a rock into the sea" story? Because that doesn't sound so much like an accident as a suicide attempt.

Maral and Julia still don't look natural when they kiss.

She accuses him of not taking socially and financially disadvantaged people into regard, and he quotes Margaret Thatcher at her? LMAO

Heh. Seda may be self-righteous and difficult to talk to, but I like her passive-aggression against Minister Blowhard.

Yet another scene of people taking Julia's friendliness weirdly. Is everyone autistic in 25 years?

Aw, I like Marlene and Discount Daniel Sträßer together (yes, the character's name is Lou, who cares). Perhaps because I'm desperate for a little actual chemistry and people not being awkward to each other all the time.

If this wing of the hospital isn't even in use anymore, why are the lights on everywhere?

The bad horror movie of last year called; it wants its walk alone through an abandoned hospital hallway scene back.

Seda has some serious balls, but just tossing Marlene into her shenanigans without asking is less than ideal.

"Operating with outdated machinery" - chill out; haven't you watched the earlier seasons? They've operated people with a dirty knife, some curses and prayers, in candlelight, and with no clean water, and yet they lived on to make mediocre TV.

Ok, so this is neat and all, but couldn't they have managed working through that with regular psychotherapy? He's not even a psychologist; he's a neurologist, isn't he?

Also. I re-checked the scene. I thought the girl just spoke with her mother's accent since it's not the father's - but the mother doesn't have that accent either. So where did the kid pick it up? Do the children of the 2040s not learn speaking from their parents?

We have yet another parent unloading their issues on their kid. Hurray. Dude, good parenting is definitely not forbidding your daughter to grieve just because you can't handle it.

"Shooting people more precisely will make it all more safely, and so I shall bring peace." I hate this kid. Are we going to back to war is cool again? And Julia is presented as an unreasonable nag for being opposed to it. Fuck this.

Real cool of Maral to fuck off from an argument with her wife to go be a workaholic. God forbid we communicate about our discrepancies. Nah, talk to some bacteria instead.

When you only have 6 episodes at your disposal, it's really not good form to wait with introducing major players up until episode 2. I know Ferhat already showed up in episode 1, but only to be inexplicably rude to Julia for a few seconds. And Discount Daniel Sträßer is entirely new to the bunch. Even if I'm biased against the premise, I think this could have been done better.

#Charité #Charité 2049 #personal opinions #I'm really sorry to Joshua Seelenbinder but I will probably continue calling him that

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faux-ee · 2 years ago

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Desert Rain

A poem dedicated to sskk

This is a translation so it might sound off, I'm sorry!

I just love them so, I have to post this everywhere. x

Written from Akutagawa's pov!

I am in

So much pain —

Life

Pains me so. You

So pure, an azure

Sky over a dried pool; warm

smile and sugar cubes

Four —

A shooting star with hellish burns

You alight my core.

Driving away the ghosts’

Wails, they gripped my throat…

Once. You, repressed weakness

You, speckless, saving me, my good

Conscience, long since sold.

It pains me, pains me more.

Breath — each time a torture

Time, fractured, my whole life

Clogged up with violence

— all psychotic literature

Lost, discontinued.

Yet perhaps, in another world

Sunlight trembles in your coffee

And your words tremble, too.

You are so sure of it all, except for

Yourself — foolish and stubborn.

We are all too different.

I don’t understand, can’t understand.

Tangerine dusk died in the arms of

A beast-like husk, greedy sea fog

Dawn, lost between hurried clock

hands, broken.

BLACK: I ended in truth.

We were allowed a final dance —

Barely. Then it struck twelve.

Midnight saw the last of us.

You rang awake the day,

My biggest fear, you burnt.

My life’s ink, spilled into

A second Spring. There you are

Your nightmares shed

Standing with your back to me,

Laughing, never looking back.

You’re mortified. I hate you.

Yet do you know how your promise

Beat in my chest, so vibrant still?

This world, these turbulent times

would never have you

My sarcastic, sharp-tongued—

Mine.

Your shadows, drowned

In my chest, our pasts cried.

Your sunset eyes,

Honey on my dirty cheeks.

Life: an eternal fall

Between life and death

Narrow is the strait—

My dreams, my remorse

caught up with the winds’ woes

Heading to the end of the world…

You, angel fearful and barefoot,

Beaten black and blue —

By a memory so cruel.

As I was absolved from bitter desires

I could say it without a struggle:

You are worth more than I am.

As my hollow soul withered slow

Fate dealt us a hand so cold:

I was leaving — giving up so little

So little apart from you.

It was planned, scripted, expedient.

It was the last resort, a sure victory.

Then, why does my heart shake—

Then, why so my eyes ache?

In the void of meaning

In this disappointed blank—

Tamed beasts riot

Against reason, against

all it’s taught. Should I

Choose me? Should I

Leave you, never looking back?

My death, escaped

In the fishnet of your absence

A prison sentence, it fought

Agony, tearing apart the light

That left with you.

In another life, I wouldn’t want to meet you.

In another life, I wouldn’t want to fight.

I want to look at you, and laugh at

Your every tear.

Want to look at you, even if you—

Stand with your back to me, for

Another lifetime. Alone,

Freed from every lasting fear.

I will not find you then.

I won’t have to look for you

Won’t have to waste my time.

Even though, I—

I want you to live.

Even though, I—

Don’t understand, can’t understand.

In this gray, frozen life,

An impossible resurrection

At midnight; the desert welcomes

Such gentle, unstoppable rain.

#sskk #shin soukoku

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the-idols-story-thesecretbase · 1 year ago

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—𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼—

31. Do they often go out on dates? What are these like?

Kou:

“We would often go out shopping, or food hunting for lunch or dinner. Since we're always so busy, we have maybe a few times a week for a full day too.” “But whenever we go out, it's always smiles for me. I love going out with Kuron, everywhere is special as long as it's with him.” “On more special trips we would go on places like the beach, or even the amusement parks and stuff~”

Kuron:

“Depends what you mean by 'dates' , considering we rarely miss lunch breaks everyday plus we go shopping for errands for family always as a pair.”

“I'm not quite sure the definition of dates, since we always do most things together. Must it be the romantic kind? If not then I guess we had surpassed the interpretation of 'often' and it's became more like a casual activity when it comes to us.”

“The only part where it counts as an official date is probably when we go on a vacation, while being at another country, holding hands, mouth to mouth kissing, pda and stuff comes more naturally when we are in a country where people don't seem to recognize us.”

32. Do either of them drink? If so, who’s the lightweight, and how does their partner care for them?

Kou:

“We do drink. But neither of us are really lightweight—” “Are we?”

Kuron:

“We're vam——......”

“...Very. Not... alcoholics——Not heavy drinkers that's all we could say the least.”

“Don't have time to waste away on alcohols, only work.”

33. How do they flirt? Who’s the worse flirt?

Kou:

“I...do we flirt? We do tease each other A LOT of times and we try to flirt with each other.” “But it's impossible to flirt hehe.”

Kuron:

“...I don't know, I wouldn't even realize when he flirts with me, to be honest.”

“And I don't flirt vocally when it comes to him, I either put my hands under his shirt and start to show my desire by action or simply pin him down with a look that says 'I want it now.'”

Kou:

“He does get turned on very easily, he practically just goes for it, and when he does, he always likes to go straight for my neck first~”

Kuron:

“Nobody asked for that further information, geez...”

34. Do they have any inside jokes?

Kou:

“...Honey, I'm back~”※in pure English

Kuron:

“... Seriously?”

Kou:

“Yes—”

Kuron:

“......”［sigh]

“...Hi back, I'm front—”※in pure English

35. Is their relationship a secret? If so, why?

Kou:

“It used to be, but that was just because of our work. But overtime we basically just said screw it and I didn't even bother hiding it and eventually— well, Kuron revealed it to the world, as you already know.” “Still one of the best things to ever happen for us~”

Kuron:

“Used to be. Yeah. It's preferred for most idols to keep their relationship status hidden from the world and remain purely isolated from any affairs to avoid unwanted conflict. Evidentially proven by that one anti group that ran a riot rampage against us and honour the news of our romance with rotten tomatoes and eggs, if you know what I mean.”

“But at this very point it no longer bother us as much as I was the only one back then that forced Kou to keep our relationship status firmly secretential.”

“There are people whom hate and disapprove of us out there but there are also people whom accept us and support us by heart. It comes in a set of categories and there's no point in enforcing people whom don't like us to like us, in the end, it's their freedom to judge and criticize.”

“But for all I can confirm is that...I would no longer let their views and opinions manipulate our will and freedom to live our own lives the way we desire.”

“For what's the point of a relationship, when one is hurting and the other is simply controlled by that one intransigent part of this world and thus causing the unitentional collateral damage to the happiness of the love of his life? ”

“I came to learn that I oughtn't be binded by the views of just the one sided audience and watch my lover suffer in silence for the quality times and efforts that I could've spent went amiss for how selfish I used to think, without considering what the other party actually desire by heart.”

“I love Kou with all my heart and to me, his happiness meant the most to me. It came with a heartbreaking process and acknowledgment of his silent sacrifice for me to finally realize what's more important to me.”

“On that very night where the proclamation of my love towards him was done towards the entire nation. Even if that means I would've lost everything I had, overnight. Even if it'll mean sacrificing everything or paying a heavy price for submitting into this relationship.”

“I still wouldn't have regreted what my heart had made the decision to do that night, and I'm willing to go through whatever it takes to let all the people see the choice I've made in life— ”

“So if you ask me now if I would choose this world or Kou... I'd say Kou, in quite a heartbeat—”

“—Because he is my whole world.”

36. How do they feel about having kids? Are they in agreement?

Kou:

“We do plan on adopting kids that's for sure~”

Kuron:

“Perhaps after retirement, since in the present we are way too occupied on jobs to have time spared for the little ones~”

37. Who’s more emotionally sensitive/cries more often?

Kou:

“It's gotta be Kuron. My sensitive neko here always softens and tears up from the littlest things~” “He would tear up, turn so small and turn into the cutest thing ever. Seeing him well up with emotion just makes me wanna cradle him up~”

Kuron:

“......”

“I won't deny that I'm self-abasemently sentimental—that's true—I cry over guiltiness of mistreating him or when he pulls unexpected tear jerking stunts—”

“—But who cries more whenever I get angry and starts to ignore him, hmm?”

Kou:

“...Ahem...Errr—” “—Guilty as charged too, I supposed~...”

“...He's scary when he gets angry like that, and he'll even acts so ruthless to the point as if he doesn't want anything to do with me... I don't like it.”

38. Who’s got a quicker temper?

Kou:

“Ahh that...would be me—” “I really don't have the patience to tolerate people. So when something goes wrong, well let's just say I don't keep it a secret.”

Kuron:

“...I think it means compare with us—— But then again we are apparently the same when it comes to temper management, that's why we quarrel a lot—well, blow fusses towards each other. I hate it especially when he scowls over the littlest matter and it'll make me ended up giving him a rough lecture or nagging session or that a cold shoulder, silent treatment, something which he hates the most.”

Kou:

“...Well you know I just hate how some people or some things are. It's stupid at times. I can't help when it's stupid. Some people are just ridiculous.” “Though I guess that's where you come in to get me calm... I suppose.”

39. When and how did they admit that they loved each other? If they haven’t yet, why?

Kuron:

“...For now, we'd like to keep that information hidden, you can stay tune and watch our drama, ‘𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒔𝒕 ’ instead~ Afterall, it is the mere remake version of the true story of our lives~ ”

40. Do they have any regrets in their relationship?

Kou:

“Nope. Absolutely not. Open and close sentence that's for sure~”

Kuron:

“Other than hurting him in the past for insisting to keep our love hidden— the rest are clear off of penitence, I believe I have elucidated enough to the question prior to this about keeping the relationship as of a secret.”

—𝓣𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓮𝓭—

#無神コウ #無神クロン #コウクロン❤️#Lovers' Interview #KouKuron Edition #part ④

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crazy56u · 2 years ago

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I woke up an hour and a half ago, and my stomach feels like its filled with honey. Let's go.

[Like last time, I'm writing the entire liveblog in Notepad before pasting it in; it worked better than I thought.]

Okay, so, then why did they skip the saga sell last week, if they're going to play it this time?

Mr. Sandman, the most tonally appropriate song to welcome us into One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: Ragnarok.

Once again, I would like to ask how the fuck Ben wound up in the worse insane asylum.

"He has short term memory loss. Dump his ass in the Looney Bin."

So, he's pretending to be pretending to have mental problems, so he can save the wife's sister. This won't backfire.

"My promise to you is this: Welcome to Hell."

And right away, we are off to a swmming start.

Why does Nurse Rached here look like a tax accountant?

I see we're in the part of the building where electricity is banned.

Okay, this straight up was a jail originally.

"Yeah, in case you thought OG Quantum Leap whitewashed the 1950s, here's the reality check."

"You know, Ben's had a rough couple leaps. Dump him into the insane asylum so he can go beddie bye."

Is this on a fucking island?!

"So, yeah, remember how we wanted me to go to sleep. Didn't work."

Ben wound up in Prison Break.

"Hey. Why were you talking to ghosts?"

Coffee: History's Worst Invention

"1954 was a dark time for mental health." >Shock Theater would like to know your location…

Translation: Jenn's actor needed a break after carrying last week.

Glad to know they remembered Janis exists.

Okay, how much longer until Tax Accountant gets punched, I already hate him.

"Coffee's dishwater-" Yeah, so, what else is new? (ba dum tish)

Okay, so Ben legitimately is in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Plot Twist: They cut out Lou's tongue.

Why does Judith look like an extra from Riverdale?

Ben, maybe speak quieter?

"YOU SAID NO PROBLEMS! TALKING TO A WOMAN IS A PROBLEM!"

And we already have a riot.

"Okay, that guy got needled, now we can talk."

"Ian, why was there a picture of a brain?"

Plot Twist: Ben's there to get the asylum shut down two decades early.

ESCAPE ROUTE: In case you forgot we needed an escape route.

Glad to know Beth woke up from her coma.

…did Janis get recast, or am I just getting tripped up by the new hairdo?

"If he's in 1954, this is our last chance!" "There's two more episodes this season, what are you on?!"

"Look, I know you're here to bust me out, but newsflash, we got more people to save."

I technically called it.

What if the solution is just burning this place to the ground.

Ben, talk quieter?

Okay, I'm calling it: This was originally meant to be a prison leap, but they pivoted, and they forgot to change the setting fully.

Oh. Goody. Martinez leapt into Nurse Rached…

"Hey, what is Martinez doing there?" My guess? Torturing Ben.

HOLY SHIT. THEY FUCKING REMEMBERED THE EVIL LEAPER PROJECT EXISTED.

What if it turns out Martinez isn't evil? That the reason why he "wants to win" against Ben because he's just leaping around for fun, and Ben keeps screwing with him without knowing it?

"Ben, it's almost five o'clock." Meanwhile, in my world, it's 10:22pm.

MORAL OF THE STORY: If you try to express yourself with painting, you get sent to the bathroom.

Ben is now speedrunning the episode, so expect things to backfire horribly.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND they found the torture dungeon.

Ben's turning to an old timey safe cracker, this episode has fucking everything…

Why does an island-based insane asylum have a parking lot?

"I'm here to help you. Scout's honor."

And, in case you were hoping the doctor wasn't the antagonist…

And Ben got needled.

And now we enter the "Star Light, Star Bright" portion of the program.

And Ben's gonna get fucking electroshocked, good fucking job.

Also, he broke faster than Sam, just an aside.

It would be fucking funny, though, if this leap was taking place at the same time as Shock Theater.

Ben, congratulations, you fucked the leap.

Either the doctor doesn't believe him, or he has the best poker face in the land.

He's going fucking cut Ben's head open. Ben instantly outshown Sam in the "Shit Luck" department.

"Why is she here, I thought we had her locked in the broom closet."

"Martinez leaps to help people, like Ben!" "So is he, or is he not the fucking Bad guy?!"

"Ben has to sabotage the leap!" Meanwhile in the distance, Sam Beckett is fucking screaming in frustration.

Also, did you not see the previous scene? Ben already did that.

Janis, the show got renewed, Ben ain't sacrificing shit.

Addison, you already know he can see you. HE SPOKE TO YOU.

Janis is about to go back into the broom closet, Magic is super fucking pissed.

"Look, I'm here for Judith. Go away."

…don't kill the nurse?

…he's going to use that to stab the doctor, calling it.

"Look, I don't know if you're actually on our side or not, but brass tacks time: You can't stab nurses to save the day, and Ben fucked himself over and is about to get lobotomized. You willing to play ball?"

At least Ben finally got to sleep.

"Look, O'Connor, you think I'm not above beating the shit out of a man in a straightjacket?"

"Addison said I couldn't stab a nurse. Knocking out orderlies wasn't against the rules."

Glad to see the straightjacket was a problem for all of one scene.

Martinez: Sucks at poker.

"Wait… I got a syringe… And there's a stool… … … (smashes a window)"

Ice Pick Lobotomies: The Safest Way to Murder

"STOP! I have an actual hostage! Put the ice pick down!"

Tossing the "hostage" to take down someone. A+ Gambit

"Look, believe it or not, he's helping, I'm just as surprised."

Okay, why are they now in a tunnel from Aliens?

"Oh shit. A ladder."

Okay, sewer's open. Time for a last minute conflict!

Seriously, there's 14 minutes left, something's gonna happen.

"Not bad for a pacifist." And three… two… one…

And Ben has cracked his skull. He got fucking stabbed in the jugular and fell onto concrete from a couple feet on high, Ben has cracked his fucking skull.

[Wait, since when the fuck does Tumblr have a character limit?]

#ben interrupted #spoilers #quantum leap #shock theater #one flew over the cuckoo's nest #prison break #star light star bright #to be continued

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cherryblossomsno1fan · 4 years ago

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bsd characters except it's conversations/things me and my friends have said

Dazai: everybody attack Atsushi he's suppressing his emotions again

Junichiro: I mean?? same?? but yeah let's focus on Atsushi

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Atsushi: Akutagawa is threatening me send help

Dazai: I mean what else is new-

Kunikida, from a distance: yeah not surprising

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Yosano: shakespeare was bi, yes, but the bi was short for bitch.

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Akutagawa, running in a hallway: aye you can't get rid of shit.

Atsushi, following him: it's me, I'm shit.

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Ranpo: I just choked on ramen and felt it in my nose.

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Dazai to Elise: why do you laugh like a child- oh wait.

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Kenji: does british count as a language?

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Kunikida: no one likes mushrooms until like college but they're really good.

Atsushi: I like mushrooms

Kunikida: so we do have someone with taste in this agency

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Dazai: AYO. OK BUT THAT WASN'T GAY.

Chuuya: yeah, it's not gay if you didn't see it

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Gin: bruh the trump stans are taking it too far

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Q: CRYPTIDS ARE ABOVE GENDER!!! MOTHMAN IS NONBINARY!!

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Kyouka to Atsushi: I'm going to be honest with you right now I have no idea what the fuck it is that we're supposed to be doing but like hell I'm going to admit that

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Fyodor: I wanna be Russia's big daddy

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Q: I'll just pour apple juice in a shot glass and pretend it's tequila

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Mori: children die everywhere!

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Kouyou: there was this girl with a really hot voice but then she started talking about christianity so i just left.

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Atsushi: she also said that I looked gay

Akutagawa: I mean

Akutagawa: she's right

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Kyouka: I'm just gonna chill with my lego baby yoda and pretend i never saw that

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Dazai: I have a ball of aluminium foil I might just choke myself on it

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Chuuya about to use corruption: you've shawtied your last shawty bitch

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Ranpo: *to the tune of money by abba* honey honey honey, where the fuck are you

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Dazai: no. I am a vacuum.

Chuuya, in the distance: that's why you suck

Dazai: yeah well at least I don't swallow, whore

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Hawthorne: God is shining through my window.

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When the ADA watched the dragon prince

Kunikida: why are there so many same-sex couples on this show?

Ranpo: because gay people exist, Kunikida.

Yosano: yeah, don't be a bitch Kunikida.

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Kouyou, drunk off her ass: fuck anxiety, be gay for women

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Atsushi, with the voice of an excited child: iT'S A SQUIRREL AGAIN

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Atsushi: I can see my hair and I look like a lesbian

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Dazai: I knew you weren't straight since you were 2

Akutagawa: how?

Dazai: you were always a fucking fruit.

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Elise: my cat is more gender neutral

Q: I kin that cat

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Nikolai: PACK THE CHICKENS AND UNFASTEN THE SEATS WE RIDE FREE OF THE EXTRA WEIGHT THAT IS OUR HUMANITY AND WE CROSS THE SEVEN OCEAND AND THE 2 SEAS AT DAWN. DONR LET ANYTHING HOLD YOU BACK. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO RIOT. MY FRIENDS.MY COLUMNISTS. MY COMRADES. MY RUSSIANS.WE.LEAVE.NOW. OUR TIME IS HERE

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Atsushi: HOW DID I NOT KNOW I LIKED HIM

Atsushi: LIKE HOW DID EVERYONE KNOW BEFORE ME

Dazai: bc you're a dumb gay bitch

Atsushi: fair point

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Dazai: fuck short people and not in the good way

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Kenji: you drenched in pool water dorito

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Naomi: smirks in simp

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Kunikida, talking to the agency: let's face it, we're all just stupid gays

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Ranpo: why do you car turns into lighting mcqueen

Yosano, not even looking up: kachow mamas

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Steinbeck: hi hello I just found Cthulu x reader smut

Francis: who tf is cahtukl

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Chuuya texting Dazai: I HAT =W YOU

Dazai: you hat =w me ok bet

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Dazai: gay (dogatoty)

Atsushi: DOGATOTY??

Ranpo: dogatoty

Yosano: dogatoty

Dazai: NO

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Dazai: hc that bald kurapika is a time traveler

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Fukuzawa: what happened in this damn nightmare of a chat

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Chuuya: Fyodor is definitely homophobic

Dazai: we should all be gay for a day then

Chuuya's closeted ass: yeah,,, haha

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Dazai: "trickshot!" i say as i throw the (closed) lunch container. it in fact was not a trick shot because instead of going in the trashcan it hit my friends arm and exploded everywhere.

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Ranpo: who's my sweet little pigchapm

Ranpo: pig-

Yosano: PIG

Ranpo: MY MISSPELLING DID THAT TO MY SWEET LITTLE PIGCHAMP

Ranpo: MY SLEEP DEPRIVED ASS KEEPS RYLING PIGCHAMO

Ranpo: PIG CHAMO

Ranpo: PIGCHAMP

Yosano: YOU ARE PIG CHANP.

Yosano: CHAMP*

Ranpo: CHAMI

Yosano: pig-chan

Ranpo: NO

Ranpo: yknow what fuck it

Ranpo: "oh pig chan thou eyes shine bright like the mid summer moon and thy thighs are as fat as they come, now make love to me under the moonlight , this holy night before the sun arises and you have to depart for the future" whispered Shakespeare in pig-chans ear

Yosano: I 'OEHHELAHEPP

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Dazai texting the gc at ass in the morning: LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW FOR A FACT SHAKESPEARE WOULD USE THE WORD STAN AND THE WORD PUFFERS

Dazai: POGEERS*

Dazai: PEGGERS

Chuuya: PUFFERS

Dazai: POGGERS

Dazai: DAMN IT

Chuuya: shakespeare is my pogchamp

Dazai: PLS

Dazai: "snakspeare is me pogchamo umye lads

Chuuya: what if i pegged shakespeare

Dazai: jail

Dazai: horny jail

Chuuya: #brocken

Dazai: "ah yes shakesapee rhat beard is so hot" moans

Chuuya: write me a poem bitch

Dazai: "talk victorian english to me " moans harder

Ango who supervises the group chat and is the only adult awake: I hate it here.

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queenofmalkier · 3 years ago

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This is it :(

OMG OMG OMG - me, to myself the entire time. Okay but he's not the dragon reborn he's just the dragon.. okay fine. I get it's to help show-only people BUT STILL LTT should just be a bad bitch in his time. He made The Dragon happen! THEY DID IT. FAM THEY DID IT IT'S FUTURE PAST TIME AGE OF LEGENDS. He just wants to save the world, poor bby Lews. ~Mushroom Man~ Oh you mean LIKE RAND Moiraine? Egwene, just breathe. You poor thing. You're all so fucked. Look Perrin gets lines LET ME JOT IT DOWN. Oh we're talking about it? Interesting. I like that they're like "Hey, sooo we good?" Still hate that story choice but whatever. Moiraine is in like, some kind of manic state I swear. MALKIER. Okay if they can't touch things why can they SIT on them. Blight inconsistencies bugging me over here. Moiraine "I have three feelings and you are not privy to any of them" Damodred. NYNAEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Baby. Oh fuck all of this is so good but so sad. Nope, crying again. WE'RE GETTING THE FUCKING LINE. CRYING CRYING CRYING. It's so fucking good. Okay we didn't get ALL of the line, but it's enough. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is a dream right? "That was rude" Sup Ishamael. Somebody definitely got lost in the cull (RIP Be'lal) Rand Means Business. He's such a baby though. Nobody takes it seriously. Maybe don't insult Tam, Ishy-boy. Tam is Everybody's Dad. Rand "I have more feelings but you're not privy to them, take that!" LITTLE GREEN MAN. WE GOT 'EM. Introduction of Rand's self-esteem issues in 3, 2, 1... Nynaeve can't hear the wind anymore?? :( Moiraine is stressssssed af. Interesting, so she had a block? I do love their bonding over trauma. The blight looks like a cluster of starfish starfish. That's what it reminds me of. Everybody harassing Min and she's just like "I didn't even want to be here today." Oh shit. OH SHIT. Rafe you had better not hurt my baby Nynaeve or I will fucking riot. Uno :D :D :D I am traumatized already but he makes me smile. Uh wait I don't know what they need to do? Agelmar :( IT'S A WELLLL!!!! OMG I recognize that from different photos, I think from India? Rand, honey, she's on a death march. She's not gonna stay. Lan :( I really do love Amalisa's dress. Focusing on that instead of being sad. Failing. Oh god it's going to fall. Fuuuuuuck. Crying again. jfc. Everybody is doing what they can but they have no hope in themselves. It's breaking my heart. Not exactly the dark one, kiddo. That's a cradle. That's a fucking CRADLE. The Rand/Egwene dream baby we expected. But that does but an interesting spin on Min's visions. OH FUCK. Did he just fucking STILL her???????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Good on you to run Min! What have we here? "Let them buy every step they take with blood" Five fucking channelers. Fuck. I mean Egwene and Nynaeve are EVERYTHING but damn. Perrin's anger showing up! God I love his casting. It's so fucking good just allow him to ACT YOU COWARDS. Snap out of it Rand. You know this isn't real! Ishamael you fucked up, because Rand KNOWS Egwene. And he knows she wouldn't want this and it’s not real. Well nevermind. He looked like he knew. Whelp, he knows now! Ishamael, you're peddling to the wrong Good Boy. You can't say she wasn't prepared. I love that everybody supports the builders. Like they could be pissed as fuck and immediately pause to be nice. I'm not ready. It's coming and I AM NOT READY. Noooooooooooooo. They couldn't make the horse sit still lol. RAND. RAND AL'THOR. I don't know if I love or hate Ishamael's suit. I'm still deciding. Padan Fain has entered the arena, the motherfucker. The HORNNNNNNN. Wondering when it would come say hello. Alright ladies, put your fucking game faces ON. It's go time motherfuckers. But also like, maybe be careful Nynaeve is a beast and she might be able to burn you out. I don't know the rules in show world. GET HIM PERRIN. Rand please just tell me you're trying to learn how to channel. I think you are but I have concerns. Also why didn't Moiraine tell him that she couldn't teach him because men channel differently???? NOW HE'S LEARNING FROM ISHAMAEL. Foreshadowing? I like that the lines from Egwene and Nynaeve are stronger. But Amalisa come on, calm down. BE CAREFUL. Don't fucking leave it there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rand. Oh god. That look on his face. Ishamael you're about to have a bad day. FUCK UP THOSE TROLLOCS. WAIT WAIT WAIT AMALISA. AMALISA HOLD ON. THERE HE FUCKING IS. RAND IS A FUCKING ANGEL SENT FROM ABOVE. ANYBODY WHO HATES HIM APOLOGIZE NOW. Moiraine is confused. "I did it." Oh honey :( Perrin FUCK UP FAIN. NOW. Loial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear to fucking god. If they kill Loial I will personally cancel the show. Rut roh, I told you Amalisa. Breathe. Stop it. Nynaeve. NYNAEVE NYNAEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Oh fuck, Amalisa burned out but FUCK. I knew it happened but to see it like that... I always imagined the aftermath was like when [redacted] went out, but this is... honestly kind of prefer this, as awful as it is, it highlights the awfulness. The dagger! Mat in Shadar Logoth, interesting way to use existing footage of the actor. Rand :( Suicidal ideation coming on strong. Don't do this Rand! Fain fuck you. God the fear he has, it's so GOOD. Give this boy more lines! She lied to LAN!? HE DID STILL MOIRAINE. Perrin I'm so mad at you, but also like, I get it. Hold up. HOLD UP. You better clarify she didn't die. Because you can't heal death and we know that. I wonder if Rand is going to end up in the waste? Yeah, yeah it wasn't. What do we got here? Here they come to wreck the daaaaaaaaay! Dig the ship choice. The historical references are on point. OH MY GOD. ARE THEY FUCKING GAGGED??????? THE DAMANE ARE GAGGED?????? Ummm. Guys. Guys I cannot handle that. You can't just end on that.

(Although I did see brief spoilers that made me think the production still were FAR more kinky - didn’t see th ephotos themselves, just chatter and it had me concerned..)

(Full disclosure: from first look... I hate the makeup choices for the Seanchan. But we'll see if they grow on me.)

And that's... that's it. What the fuck am I going to do for the next year?

#wheel of time tv series #wot prime spoilers #wheel of time book spoilers

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niqhtlord01 · 4 years ago

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Destiny II Banter Part 3 Thought it fitting to continue the series with this weeks season cutscene reveal :3 Ikora: Have you heard!? Drifter: That Shaxx Shack was temporarily banned for all the riots? Drifter: Yeah, darn shame; been craving a Shaxx ka baba something bad lately. Ikora: NO! Ikora: That crow is Uldren! Drifter: Oh that; yeah I knew that weeks ago. Ikora: YOU WHAT?!? Drifter: Old eight legs wasn’t exactly hiding him behind a curtain when he had him running his errands on the shore. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Saint: So who is this “Uldren”? Shaxx: He is a skilled warrior of the reef and brother to the awoken queen. Shaxx: Some time ago he was the most hated man among the guardians for killing Cayde-6. Saint: Many I have spoken to still despise him for this and spit at the mention of his name. Shaxx: Well tell them to stop the next time you see them. Shaxx: It makes the floors disgustingly sticky. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Holiday: Was wondering when the beans would finally be spilled. Osiris: You do not seem surprised at this revelation. Holiday: It wasn’t exactly the best disguise to begin with honey. Osiris: Nonsense! Osiris: I picked it out myself and I thought it was perfect! Holiday: Kinda proving my point, aint’cha? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Crow: You are taking my identity much better than I thought you would. Zavala: Had you stood before me two years ago I would have thrown you from the walls myself and watched you plummet the entire way down. Crow: What changed? Zavala: *Looking up at the traveler* Zavala: I guess I did… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Shaxx: It is a surprise to speak to you without the mask on. Shaxx: I had just gotten used to it. Crow: I won’t miss it. Crow: It kept nudging in all the wrong places and I had to worry if every time I tilted the thing would fall off. Crow: Honestly I don’t see how someone could spend their whole life behind a mask. *Suddenly realizes who he is talking to* Crow: I …ugh….didn’t mean… Shaxx: Why are you looking at me like that? Crow: Well with your helmet- Shaxx: Helmet!? Shaxx: *laughs* Shaxx: *Puts arm on Crow’s shoulder and points to his helmet* Shaxx: You have much to learn little bird! Shaxx: This IS my face. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ikora: How can you be handling this so lightly!? Drifter: Would you prefer I flipped over a few tables and grumbled more? Ikora: He killed Cayde! Ikora: And yet you sound as if you want to drink with him!!! Drifter: Doesn’t that guardian code thing of yours say what happened in a previous life doesn’t matter? Ikora: Don’t you dare lecture me on being a guardian! Drifter: I would find that rather hard to when you flip flop on which rules count and which ones you can break when you feel like it. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Saint: You say this, Uldren, has a sister yes? Shaxx: That is correct. Saint: Is she single? Shaxx: What? Saint: I am asking if she has betrothed or not. Shaxx: Why would that possibly interest you? Saint: You get lonely when trapped in a holographic forest for a few centuries. Shaxx: I’m afraid she has eyes on another. Saint: Who? Shaxx: Me! Saint: *Laughs* Saint: What makes you think that? Shaxx: There was a time when she kidnapped me to read her Shakespeare. Saint: So this queen kidnaps you and you think it love? Shaxx: What else could it be? Saint: Your naivety is both amusing and deeply concerning my friend. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Osiris: How have you been faring? Saint: It is as if I had not been gone at all. Osiris: I find your adaptivity somewhat fascinating. Saint: The city may be different, but what goes on outside is more or less the same. Saint: Fallen gathering under tattered banners, cabal waring for power and glory, the songs of the hive deafening the night, and the darkness creeping in ever closer. Osiris: When you put it like that it does sound as if nothing has changed at all. Saint: We have changed my friend. Saint: And because of that, we can change anything. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Crow: *Wandering the shore* *Whispering from behind*: Is it truly you? Crow: *Spins around and draws gun* Crow: Who’s there? Crow: Show yourself! *Figure steps from the shadows* Figure: It is you….my eyes do not deceive me…… Crow: Have we met before? Figure: We have…. Fanatic: father…… ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ikora: I am going to Zavala and I will have that murder banished from the city by days end! Drifter: And what about Shaxx? Ikora: Shaxx? Drifter: Ever notice he never takes off his helmet, like he’s hiding from his past if he never has to look himself in the mirror? Drifter: He’s a warlord of the fall; you don’t think he has a closet of skeletons from those days? Ikora: That’s nonsense. Drifter: Then what about Osiris? Ikora: Osiris? What about him? Drifter: Last I recall he was banished by the consensus never to return, yet he walks freely in and out of the city. Ikora: That is not related at all! Drifter: He’s breaking the rules and you turn a blind eye because he’s useful. Ikora: He didn’t murder our friends! Drifter: In case you haven’t been paying attention lately we’re in a whole sea of madness right now. Drifter: Outside these walls half our planets suddenly vanished out of thin air! Drifter: Fallen tampering with darkness in the name of some revenge fetish! Drifter: Hive monsters calling out to their worn god things, and Cabal ripping each other to shreds for glory of another war! Drifter: Now is not the time to be picky about who stands beside you. Drifter: Now is the time to ride out the storm and stay alive. Drifter: And believe me sister, we’re going to need all the help we can get.

#destiny 2 #destiny #Bungie #banter #funny #uldren sov #drifter #ikora rey #Zavala #fanatic #Saint-14 #lord shaxx #Crow #amanda holliday #osiris

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icyxmischief · 3 years ago

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Loki Ep 1 Pt 2

Blow by blow review, take 2:

--The “sign this to verify that this is everything you’ve ever said” thing is genuinely hilarious. I find it a little unlikely that he wouldn’t have ultra-suspiciously, with great characteristic paranoia, looked through every single page, and grilled the guy with the cat for info on where he was. Little bit ooc for humor there, which is a major pet peeve of mine.

--”Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?” Okay this part was great bc it showcased Loki’s natural propensity to get into trouble because he’s such a curious cat and intellect, lol.

--His scorn with “take a ticket” when only two variants are in the room is also very IC because Loki despises order without logical reason. Order for its own sake is dangerous and oppressive and heyyyyy a lot like Thanos’s idea of a universe, ain’t it.

--The All-Knowing Time-Keepers ended a timeline war, huh? H M m m m m M m m . They destroyed the capacity for nexus event and a multi-verse to exist huhhhhh? H M M M M M M M M . Do I smell the potential for many Lokis from many Marvel canon verses, among other things?

BITCH ME TOO, THE FUCK.

--Okay I know everyone hates the logo but I kind of love how it is as fluid as Loki himself? A shape shifter? A master of magic and illusion? I’m sorry to all the graphic designers out there but I’m digging it for Conceptual Art reasons lol.

--I’m sensing that if the French kid in 1549 thinks a horned devil caused a massacre in a church, this is evidence of Loki escaping the TVA to jump into the 1500s in France to cause mayhem. A bit predictable and I am hoping otherwise, but he IS Loki, “between damnation and redemption” at all hours.

--Owen Wilson’s character is strongly established as a good guy from the start.

--”Madam, a god doesn’t plea.” Biiiiiiiiiitch yasssss.

--OHO he figured out the Avengers were time-traveling already, sharp. The reason why, he’s so far off that one must cringe for his fall from pride to come.

--His laugh, that’s all.

--”Hang on, everyone quiet, don’t rush me,” lol <3 Not a fan that once again he’s not allowed to use his full powers except within a contained system, but I’ll take it. For now.

--”You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends.” Wahoo if this series and character have a thesis statement, there it is. Loki, God of Stories, forger of his own fate even when all tides run against it.

--Loki doubting the reality of the TVA is an interesting hint into how much illusion was used to torture him as well as his own hyper reliance on illusion to protect himself.

--Loki assuming Agent Mobius wants to kill him when Mobius is just showing him kindness is soooooooo revelatory of where Loki is psychologically right now.

--He still has his trademark swagger :D

--”For the record this really does feel like a killing me kind of a room,” LOL, I love it, they’ve somehow kept his sense of humor spot-on!

--”Trust is for children,” ahhhh kono kokoro.

--”I live within whatever path I choose.” Ah, Loki, I wish you could, but is it so simple?

--The fact that he tries to kill Mobius immediately and Mobius stops him while being fair and level-headed? I’m really liking Mobius. He’s the dare I say friend Loki has needed for a long time.

--[Cooperation is] not my forte.” “Really, even when you’re wooing someone powerful you intend to betray?” Oho, okay Mobius, how long have you been serving as the metonymic stand-in for Loki’s fandom “army” and watching him grow and change and self-sacrifice in the intended timeline? How well do you know him? You seem to know a lot, and that may be a good thing. You could be his advocate.

--”KING OF WHAT EXACTLY?” OH DAMN YES, MOBIUS, KEEP GOING.

--”WHY DOES SOMEONE WITH SO MUCH RANGE JUST WANNA RULE?” TFW A MARVEL CHARACTER HAS READ MY BLOG??????? YES?????? VINDICATION???????

--HE IS LITERALLY UNRAVELING THE TOXIC IDEOLOGY FORCED INTO LOKI UNDER THANOS???? ABOUT THE “LIE OF FREEDOM”?????? THIS IS AMAZING????

--”I don’t have to play this game. I’m a god.” Oh honey. Put the hackles down now, it’s okay. You have far more heart than that, and far more accountability.

----Allowing Loki to see his entire “correct” (gulp) timeline (and God help us all if the end of this series involves him choosing to die in order to “fix the timeline,” I will RIOT if we get one more cheap “you’re only redeemed if you die horribly” growth arc for a morally ambiguous character) was the most important thing for me as a Loki fan of 10 years. Allowing him to weep openly, to come to terms with the loss of his mother and the (too little too late, but at least extant) apology of his father, and, most of all, the potential to regain camaraderie with his brother, this was all that I wanted. A Loki allowed to flex his own muscles in his own limelight, no longer defined by what he lacks, but by what he can uniquely offer (even if in the “service” of an ethically dubious authority). A Loki who KNOWS how much his brother has suffered and grieved but who still has his own freedom.I am admittedly optimistic. The tone of the show is excellent. My only fear at this point is a sacrificial death ending. Hopefully Loki will machinate a way to survive without breaking the universe with his divergent timelines, lol. Perhaps that’s the whole purpose of the plot going forward.

#loki series #loki spoilers #loki #meta #loki meta #loki laufeyson

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cherry-interlude · 3 years ago

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Lana Del Rey Unreleased Ranking (5)

This is a re-ranking of Lana's unreleased songs, after making a first a few years ago. This is all my opinion, which I don't mind anyone disagreeing with but don't come for me for it - honestly, I like every song, despite any criticism, and this ranking is very vague. It's based on objective and subjective opinion.

This is the fifth of five posts, with my favourites.

Wild One

Lana is nostalgic without the sadness, remembering how she’d shake it for Mike but is embracing her freedom. She lets country influence seep through her voice and her uncomplicated instrumentals – it would be an unsurprising addition to Chemtrails

True Love On The Side

Though simple in structure and lyrics, it’s more Lana’s grittier rock sound and her incredible vocals that make this one of my favourite unreleased tracks. Lana lets herself go and goes full pop rock chick for this track, whilst keeping in with her ‘other woman’ trope that makes the song still familiar despite its departure from her usual music.

Driving In Cars With Boys

Dripping in nostalgia, Driving In Cars With Boys makes you yearn for the kind of 1950s/1960s era Lana often laments over. Lana is a bad girl just having fun, doing what she pleases and giving in to her vices, and it’s this kind of song that is relatable in its escapism and desire to just do what you please. There are two versions, one with a more monotone chorus that matches the rest of the verses and another where Lana sings in a higher register, letting her cheerful, breezy love for driving with the boys shine through in her vocals.

Angels Forever Forever Angels

Perfect for Paradise, Angels Forever Forever Angels has that slow, rhythmic summer drive feel, a relaxed version of Ride which also has associations with the bikers that feature in both the music video for Ride and the lyrics to this unreleased song. It’s dreamy but grounded by Lana’s patriotic love for the grungier side of Americana.

Hollywood

It has a breathy chorus you could sing to, the feeling of a summer evening and blue skies. The ever building and dropping beat that keeps the song ticking as restlessly as Lana’s hopes and dreams gets me feeling pumped as much as her emphasised, dragged out “Hollywood” in the chorus makes me soothed. Lana is wishing for fame and fortune but it has the feel of an eighties American teen movie, iconic and deserving of a cult following.

Yes To Heaven

Hazy like a daydream, Yes To Heaven is made of sunlight and soft grass, closer to nature than the spotlights of Lana’s often alcohol-soaked, money drenched stages. Lana’s voice is tentative until it shimmers in the chorus, and though it was made for Ultraviolence, it wouldn’t be out of place on the shining beacon of hope that is Lana’s positive turn, Lust For Life.

Life Is Beautiful

This gorgeous song was intended for Age of Adaline’s trailer, and it’s been years of waiting for the full song to be released. Now we have it, it’s certainly worth the wait. Dreamy and soft, this track is a timeless classic that could underwhelm from it’s gentle feel but works perfectly well as a pure little love song.

On Our Way

Stripped back and with a country twang, Lana doesn’t add fuss and frills to this song, instead just crooning precisely how she feels in the kind of song that keeps you daydreaming for hours. Not even the smattering of her favourite imagery (Chevrolets and K-Mart lip gloss) overshadows the love that’s at the forefront of this track.

Never Let Me Go

Like On Our Way, Never Let Me Go has the country twang and stripped back feel that makes this a more subdued song, her lyrics shining even more. Lana’s additional strings layer this song well and her comparisons to the dangerous couple that is Sid and Nancy gives this track an edge, keeping it from being too frothy.

French Restaurant

A piano ballad, Lana strips back the hurt of Without You and dual dedication of Video Games to sing about how fame matters so little to her while she’s torn between two men. Her voice is beautiful and it does well to be so minimal in its production, her emotion driving the song clearly enough. Especially pretty are the backing vocals of the choruses, echoes of her thoughts that hammer home her broken feelings.

Trash Magic

Lana’s delicate and soft vocals help tie into the Lolita-esque character Lana often plays in her music. It has a similar feel to 1949, dripping with her delicious imagery, and wouldn’t be out of place on AKA Lizzy Grant. Lana is the fragile ‘daddy’s girl’ again in this song, and the sharp yet soothing music in the background sets the tone for a quiet trailer park night.

Us Against The World

Though fairly chilled out, Lana still hooks listeners with her characterisation of waitress by day/stripper by night, a dangerous girl tempting an equally dangerous guy. Lana drips sexiness in this song and though it’s not as exciting as some of her other unreleased pop hits, it is perfect for the Del Rey character.

Your Girl

Much like Caught You Boy, Lana is desperate for a man she can’t have but is instead a complete wreck. Lana just repeats over and over how she wishes she was this man’s girl, practically pleading after describing how she needs to be led off the stage from falling apart. Yet it’s still sultry, still passionate, and is topped off by her honey-like vocal demonstration in the bridge and the chorus.

Roses

Lana is the other woman with a twist – instead of moping about her man (Other Woman, Sad Girl) she is taking action. Fighting against him, not letting him go without making some noise and getting rid of his girlfriend, Lana storms into the song with a vengeful wrath and calls him out for his poor attempts at apologies. When this song first came out, I adored it, since it was the exact kind of strong-girl track I wanted from her with a great hook and all the right Lana-isms. Now, I still get that thrill listening to this song and its kick-ass fuck-you to the man she loves.

Playing Dangerous

The churning drums, the spoken verses and the coy vocals set this song apart from her others. It falls shorter during the choruses, the verses being the best parts of the track, but the way Lana interacts with the listener ultimately and is a more direct character of ‘innocent’ seductress who might actually be downright bad (arson is hinted).

Serene Queen

Lana is unbothered and unruffled, as collected as she is in Put Your Lips Together but this time with a definite Ultraviolence/Honeymoon feel. Lana is unshaken by the blazing guns, instead completely calm with her dangerous lover, questioning why he even has a problem in the first place. As it picks up in the chorus, almost smirking, it becomes one of her finer unreleased songs yet.

Ave Maria

This is just an instrumental but there’s something so beautifully haunting about it. It wouldn’t be out of place in a Hollywood movie, with shades of the Lolita soundtrack instantly coming to mind when it first starts. It even works well without singing, and I hope we get a full version soon.

Puppy Love

From the perspective of a Marilyn Monroe figure, Lana plays the teenage girl wishing for a traditional romance with her lover. It’s ever-so-adorable, harking back to the sweeter parts of the fifties, but there’s a sense of sadness throughout it. Under the surface of the puppy love is the reality that the references to Monroe do not forget her sadness, loneliness and ultimately her overdose. The tone shifts to such an unhappiness in the bridge, directly calling back to Monroe’s phone call shortly before she overdosed, twisting the song to something more melancholic.

Cherry Blossom

The lullaby that grew into the marvellous, completed Cherry Blossom is a lovely tribute to someone small and beloved. Though Lana doesn’t have children yet, the care in her voice and each of her heart-warming compliments and promises is still thoroughly enjoyable – and comforting.

Colour Blue

In a song that reminds me of the love/hate relationship of Norman Fucking Rockwell, Lana takes her time to question why she loves the men that she does and, ultimately, grow from it, beginning to want something different. It’s raw and personal, with a gushing chorus that is complimented fully by the guitar. This song is blue all over, from Lana's opening harmonisation to her abrupt, unhappy ending.

Paradise

This song is, of course, pure paradise. A summery beat, a flippant Lana simply enjoying her lover no matter how long she’ll have him for and her coos of “sick!” and “that’s dope!” make this into a tasty distraction fit for the sunny months. Her casualness in this track is fresh as well as the dance-happy music that she doesn’t often create in her albums.

Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight

Lana is the waitress with a crush in this bop of a track, trying to convince a guy to get with her instead of that “bitch”. Convincing she is, as she uses all of her charm, wit and insistence that there’s no promises behind her intentions to have a good time with him. It’s just a breath of fresh air compared to a lot of her music, not too heavy and perfectly polished. It’s self-assured as much as it is breezy, and calm as it is it’s still a riot to listen to.

Caught You Boy

A dream-esque confession of desire, obsession and pure, crazy love, Lana isn’t outright insane in this track (Kinda Outta Luck, Jealous Girl, Serial Killer) but she hints towards being slightly too attached to her beau and describing herself as an army of one. The song is sweet and flowery but there’s a sadness and danger to it that keeps it from being too sugary.

Fine China

Some of Lana’s best lyrics are in Fine China as she sings of her fractured relationship, unhappy wedding and many beautiful yet easily broken things. It’s a slow, unfussy ballad but her strong voice and stunning lyrics make it so much more than a throwaway unreleased song.

Thunder

What feels like a coming-of-age slow dance song but is ultimately a choir-backed break-up track. Lana’s lyrics are clever and her voice is the perfect complement to The Last Shadow Puppets, this combined work a sure hit that deserves some kind of release and recognition. Lana is frustrated but tender as she leads the song with plenty of presence.

Prom Song Gone Wrong

The fifties feel, the teenage romance, the warm and gorgeous vocals that switch from dreamily longing to a cheeky talk-rap suggest this is a song tied tightly to Puppy Love, except with a more hopeful feel to it. Lana is ready to leave and she wants her lover to come with her, and even if it’s a youthful mistake there’s no mistaking that the love she – and her man – feels is real. It’s a pretty dedication to the kind of head-spinning romance of younger years, though it has an edge to it. Lana’s choruses are desperate, her pleading genuine and the strange way the music builds and collapses right at the end give the illusion all isn’t the sunshine and rainbows Lana sings of – and hopes for.

#lana del rey #lana del rey songs #lana del rey unreleased #cherry-interlude

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youranxiousnerd · 3 years ago

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The Field Trip Thoughts

Because there is a lot of them

Spoilers for HSMTMS Below

First off, Gina and Ej are adorable. I don’t ship Portwell romantically but I adore their friendship

I’m sorry Ej is the president of the AV club?!?!?! He’s been a part of the club for, what, like two weeks? Go big or go home I guess

I love Nini’s outfit

RICKY USE YOUR EYES!!!

i see that a common theme this season is Ricky not being able to see what is right in front of him.

I know Ricky is going through stuff. I’m a firm supporter of the Ricky needs therapy campaign.

Gp better be Ej’s contact name for Gina or I will riot

“Are you announcing the fall musical, I vote Dear Evan Hansen.”

two evans and possibly a third #joeserafiniforevan

YA KOURT IS STILL ON COSTUME CREW WE STAN AN ACTOR/TECHIE

“SPEECH SPEECH”

i love dara’s laugh

“Can you not keep your phone on silent in rehearsal like everyone else?” “’Sorry, everyone’, is what Carlos would say if he were more like me.”

I smell tension. They seem kind of tense this episode. I don’t know where it came from, there wasn’t really any build up bc thats how seblos rolls. Like they were completely fine last episode. Maybe Seb is just fed up or something happened off screen?

im just happy we’re getting seblos content lmao

“Terrible line”

“Oh my god is your phone hungry i don’t understand.”

In the “previously on HSMTMTS” segment in episode 5, Carlos mentioned he was slightly scared to be on stage. he seems so effing stressed and irritated this episode more than usual. Carlos for the love of god talk to your boyfriend and eat a snickers.

I think the North High stuff has gone to his head.

GAHH SEB’S COSTUME

okay carlos honey i love you but how can do you know north high stole your beast mask because a bit of fur is sticking out of a trunk. they have fur too.

guys look around the room first it could have fallen but nOoOo you assume they committed a felony right off the back.

“Let it go” the kids of east high did not in fact let it go.

I AM DIANE AND I LOVE NORTH HIGH

yes, bring the loudest kids in the school to go steal something, thats an excellent idea.

and bring the kid who cant lie for sh!t im talking about you seb

RICHARD BOWEN YOU DO NOT SCREAM YOUR SCHOOL NAME IN THE ENEMY SCHOOL WTF

Carlos looks so done with everyone I feel you man, i feel you

north high looks more like pottery barn than an actual high school. Seriously, who or what is funding this place?

Miss Jenn: tells the kids to let it go and not go steal the mask.

Also Miss Jenn: goes to north high

GET AWAY FROM GINA YOU MFER

ej is wearing the gayest shirt in history how does that north high boy believe they’re dating

nice save, ej.

the faking dating was one of the best scenes of the episode.

AWWW EJ

im so happy gina is finally getting the attention she deserves. like i said earlier, i dont ship portwell but gina needs friends and ashlyn and ej are some pretty good friends. they have her back and that’s what i think gina needs.

LILY IS EVIL BUT SHE LOOKS GOOD DOING IT

kourtney darling lower your voice youre on a heist not shopping for shoes

nini you have done nothing for this heist why are you here?

for the record, i don’t hate nini, but shes probably one of my least favorite characters. i liked her in episode 6 and season 1 tho.

the main kids all share one braincell they didn’t check the box where they originally thought the mask was.

“I want one”

Wow, you guys got caught. Between the Wildcats, loud voices, and large crew I would have never guessed.

SEB’S FACE WHEN NORTH FINDS THEM IM DYING.

The aggressiveness of Antoine’s french is killing me.

zacky roy what are you doing?

LILY AND THE FLASHLIGHT

carlos getting fired up

“fugly” dramatic gasp

“Oh yeah, what if we bop to the top” I HAVE WAITED 17 EPISODES FOR MEAN/AGGRESSIVE/ANGRY SEB IT WAS WORTH IT

GO OFFF SEBBY

carlos’ “honey calm tf down” face

“honey no” “honey yes”

East High is confused by a dance off (so am i) but then preform a musical number to save their teacher from getting fired complete with original a original song and dance

“That’s weird even for me”

LILY DONT YOU EFFING DARE INSULT ASHLYN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF

“She’s better than this” Next scene is Miss. Jenn dancing with the enemy

Around you is my least favorite song of the season. That being said, the singing is good

RICKY LOOK THE OTHER WAY

“Tom Holland on stilts”

“That man is ridiculous and you should dump him and date me” ANTOINE THAT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY BUT ITS SO FUNNY

i love antoine

dj antoine in the house!

“I knew you all didn’t like the Mob Song”

“What kind of budget” THANK YOU KOURTNEY

nini straight up said “see ya”

how is no one questioning why someone is in costume? didn’t lily say no costumes?

also how is howie beast playing guitar with those gloves?

YAY KOURTNEY

ANDREW BARTH FELDMAN EVERYONE

seb really said “go get em babe”

CARLOS POP OFF

i love how frankie was singing in his lower range or it was just autotune

ASHLYN I LOVE YOU YASSSSS

nice save, antoine. do i ship? idk, but it was cute.

mob song was good. the solos were pretty good as well as the dancing but the background track...not my style. it was enjoyable tho.

SALTY BIG RED

“No, Nini’s Rose Song.”

im so glad they addressed why the rose song cant be used. its a really good song and olivia sings it perfectly but it doesn’t make sense for the plot and you cant alter text.

“Ej you had one job”

nini really likes leaving

Zack you are an adult it is high school theater not the World Series

“it’s just a song, ricky” I think you kinda, ya know wasn’t “just a song”. Out of the Old wasn’t “just a song”. All I want wasn’t “just a song”. How is Rose Song any different?

gina and ej goofing off is awesome

seb and carlos being the theater dads watching over their children

ope- howie turn your phone off

carlos and seb really said “bye, have fun” THEY BOLTED

ummm...yeah

you can see how much howie regretted in that moment

“I’m Nina” ooo interesting is she going to go by Nina now?

Overall, I really enjoyed the episode. The stakes are high and I’m glad the other relationships are getting screen time. The balance was good this week, I wish it was like this every week. My only issue is how underdeveloped the plot was this episode, but beside that it was pretty good.

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bumbleberrysky · 4 years ago

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alexa, play candyshop (bass boosted) | 01

pairing: gabriel x reader genre: soulmate au, canon divergent around s13, hurt/comfort, humour, future smut (probs) wc: 3.2k rating: sfw warnings: none except the appearance of battered gabriel fresh out of asmodeus’ hold notes: welcome to my first dive into writing for supernatural! i saw someone say that s13 lit a fire under their ass like nothing else and honestly i don’t think i could have described it better. i binged so much while catching up the past few weeks idk who i am anymore

You knew there was a reason some divine power brought you to the Winchesters all those years ago, but to this day you still have no idea what that reason is. It's something you're destined to find out soon though, especially when you return to the bunker after months away and find not only a new face, but one that belongs to someone who up until that point you'd thought was dead. What does his return have to do with the changes you're suddenly experiencing in yourself? Will you finally find out the reason you'd been brought here in the first place? Maybe...

Chuck works in mysterious ways after all.

next.

“Honeys, I’m home!”

The bunker has the same light aroma of musty air and metal as you let yourself in through the heavy front door, feet carrying you, out of habit more than anything, to the steel landing that marks the entrance to the fortress. It’s been so long since you were last here that the two men you used to hunt with regularly have likely forgotten they gave you a spare key. Well, they hadn’t exactly given it to you so much as you’d made a copy on the down-low and kept it for occasions such as this.

One hand keeps pressure on your arm, an attempt to stem the bleeding, and the other carries your single carry-on bag. You make it about halfway down the stairs before your gaze swings out over the foyer and you freeze, mid-step.

Sam and Dean, the two figures you expected to find here, are standing stock-still with their guns half-poised (not directed at you) and expressions on their faces that are a combination of shocked, pissed, and extremely confused (mostly directed at you). Following the line of their weapons leads you to the other two occupants in the room, most definitely unexpected and completely unfamiliar.

One is in rags, cowering, and whimpering, unrecognisable underneath filthy tangled hair that covers his face, and the other is in a prim suit marred only by blood and a bit of dirt, barely a single strand of dark hair atop his head out of place.

“Twinkletoes? What the hell are you doing here?!”

It’s Dean’s stupid, old nickname for you that breaks you out of your shock, a glare already falling onto your face with the practised ease of muscle memory.

“I’ll answer that when you tell me what the hell I just walked in on—” You come the rest of the way down the stairs, slower and more cautious now, with your gaze trained on the two at the other end of the table. It’s when the man in rags finally looks up from where he had been cowering and you catch a glimpse of his face, bloody and bruised but instantly familiar, that your words swell and catch in your throat.

“… Gabriel?”

The brothers in front of you heave a great, unanimous sigh, a look passed between them telling you that you’re about to be on the receiving end of a very ludicrous and typical Winchester story.

x x x

The first time you met Gabriel was not long after you’d gone through the biggest plot twist of your entire life. You’d gone to sleep in your bed, in your home, and woken up in a completely different part of the world, like some magician had snapped their fingers and you’d been the punchline of their very next trick. Much to your regret and distaste, some minor investigation revealed that where you’d woken up in the backseat of a car on the side of the road was in some state in the US. You’d sworn to yourself that you would never step foot here in your entire life and then, like God or whoever reigned above was laughing straight in your face, you’d just up and woken up in some random car in a place that made you long to be literally anywhere else.

Preferably somewhere where the occupants didn’t have such easy access to guns.

…like the two men who screamed and pointed theirs at you when you popped up from their backseat after they climbed into the cabin, fast food in their arms.

That was the first time you’d met the infamous hunting brothers, the Winchesters, and the first time of many you’d nearly died in their company.

It had taken a while for them to trust you, but after you inviting yourself onto a few of their cases and saving their asses a handful of times (ignoring the amount of times they saved yours because you forgot that almost every American slept with a gun beneath their pillow) they’d eventually taken you under their proverbial wing. It helped that you had literally nowhere else to go and nothing but the clothes on your back and a bare handful of belongings to your name. Once they figured out you weren’t hiding anything up your sleeve and that you’re just naturally annoying and a little dumb, they’d happily invited you to become an official-unofficial part of their little hunting gang. This means you’re also familiar with the hilarious angel they have in their back pocket. Castiel is a riot and one of the things you miss most when you go off to hunt on your own.

Having been around during the whole ordeal of Lucifer and Michael going through the motions of continuing their family spat on an apocalyptic scale, you too grew to be familiar with their youngest brother, the archangel Gabriel. Of course, while you’d been there for a fair amount of the angel-turned-trickster’s shenanigans, you weren’t there for the final appearance he made at a hotel in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere. In complete juxtaposition to the fact that you could count on one hand the amount of times you’d interacted properly with Gabriel, the sensations you experienced at the news of his sacrifice, his death, were unlike anything you’d ever felt before. You like to consider yourself much more emotionally healthy and with an emotional range far larger than that of a teaspoon and the Winchesters’, but that… that news was something that it had taken you months to recover from fully.

And even then, apparently your recovery wasn’t as complete as you’d thought, because hearing what the boys have told you now has made your eyes burn and your stomach turn into a nest of manic bees, your insides lined with flowers and pollen. You think, for a moment, that you just might be sick.

You’re sitting in the library, Gabriel having been taken to a room of his own by one Winchester while the other fills you in before they’re both reunited before you, and you’re in the kind of mood where you sort of want to just sit there and dissociate for a few hours, truthfully. You can tell you’re not going to get that opportunity though, so in the wake of the bombshell they’d just dropped on you about all you’d missed in the past few months—that they had apparently forgotten to tell you over the phone when you checked in occasionally— you do the next best thing you can think of for the moment.

Put it on the backburner, baby.

You massage your temple with your fingers as you lean your head into your hand, a sigh escaping through your nose. “See, this is why it feels like I have been brought on as a babysitter—I leave for a few months and you old men manage to dig up another almost-apocalypse and find and raise Lucifer’s kid?”

“Alright, first of all,” Dean whips out a finger to point at you, filling you with glee. You’ve barely been back a few hours and already you’re stepping back into your favourite “stir-the absolute-shit-out-of-Dean” pants. As always, he is almost pitifully quick to rise to the bait. “Old? Who are you calling old? Alright so maybe we have a few years on you but that’s just because you’re a toddler and w—”

“Dean,” Sam places a placating hand on his brother’s shoulder, a look that seems to be a mixture of amusement and exasperation crossing his features. “You’re making it too easy for her.”

The older Winchester pauses, turning to pin you with an accusing look. You smile, not even attempting to appear innocent. After staring at you for several long moments, Dean makes the ‘eyes-on-you’ gesture with his fingers before turning away, rolling the tension from his shoulders as he takes a seat across from you.

“You were gone for almost a year this time, did you have any luck, well, leaving?” Sam brings your attention back to him, the question dragging out a sigh that feels like it’s been dredged from the very depths of your being.

“No,” you answer, sounding somewhat petulant even to your own ears. “Why is it so hard to leave this god-forsaken country! I hate it here. I’m sick of trying to make a run for it and being zapped back into a swamp, or—or a pool at the top of a penthouse suite in the middle of some random city! It sucks balls.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” Dean waves his hand, enjoying the dirty look you give him. “So you still haven’t found whatever purpose you’re meant to fulfil while here?”

You huff, shaking your head. “No. It’s been years and I still have no idea why I woke up here that day. Or why I can’t leave.”

Over the time you’ve spent with the Winchesters, a few things became apparent to the three of you about your stay here. One, it was indefinite. You’d discovered quickly that you are, quite literally, unable to leave. Every time you get close to escaping this country you black out and wake up back inside. Sometimes in a helpful place, sometimes…. Not.

Two, the three of you had thrown around and entertained the idea that maybe you’d been brought here for a reason, that like them maybe you’d been divinely allocated a role to play. But you’ve been through a lot with the Winchesters, whether in person or by association, and still…

You’re no closer to being able to leave and return from whence you came.

You have no idea why you’re here!

This is something that has really contributed to your temporary career as a hunter here. That isn’t to say that this profession isn’t something you were involved in before you came here, but you’ve really… you really dove into it, whether as a distraction or as an ongoing investigation as to what on earth was going to set you free of your tie to this place. A part of you thinks that each case you take on, each person or family you save and creature you slay might be the one reason that brought you here, and the one task that with its completion will grant you freedom. You’ve never been a fan of being caged; just because this one spans a grand total of 9.834 million square kilometres doesn’t make it any less of one.

This most recent expedition that led you to part from the Winchesters for such a long time was another of your failed attempts to leave. You think you’ve tried escaping at every possible point along the coastline and border by now, with a definite lack of success.

“Well, if it really is some divine intervention keeping you here, then it’s better if you just sit back and settle down, twinkletoes.” Dean huffs a laugh, leaning back in his chair with an accompanying creak from the wood. “Those divine types have proven to be… kind of assholes.”

You frown, but he isn’t saying anything you haven’t already thought. It’s part of why you’d settled so easily into hunting here, actually. ‘When in Rome…’, as they say. You’re familiar with the hunting grind and there is comfort in familiarity.

“Are you going to stay a while?” Sam asks, opening the first-aid box he’d first brought over when you’d settled down. Ah, right—you’d almost forgotten about the injury on your arm, despite the fact that you are still pressing a palm to it. You listen as he speaks, almost swearing you can detect a hint of hopefulness in his voice. “You still have a room here for you, of course. We haven’t touched anything inside.”

“Yeah, mostly because we didn’t wanna deal with the mess and the booby-trapped doors—” Dean’s under-the-breath mutter is cut off by your coo, a wide smile pulling your lips.

“Oh, you two missed me, didn’t you?” Instantly, you are successful in ruffling Dean’s feathers— Sam might take a bit more work, though. “I know I really light this dark, dingy place up but I didn’t know it was that bad without me! Ah, perhaps I will stay a while. You know, out of charity.”

“Sammy,” Dean says, beseeching. “It’s not too late—you hold her back and I’ll find her key. It’s not too cold, she’ll be alright outside.”

An appalled and affronted look slips onto your face and Sam has to clear his throat so that he doesn’t laugh and add to his brother’s torment.

“I’m not a misbehaving puppy,” you say, holding your arm out for Sam as he comes over and finally freeing your bloody hand. “Wait, unless you want me to be. Been broadening your horizons beyond animated tentacle porn have you, Deanie-bo-beenie?”

On cue, Dean’s face flushes light red, whether from anger or a brief spritz of embarrassment, only God knows. You can see Sam’s face grow tense from the effort of holding back noise in your peripheral as he tends to your arm.

“You know what? I’m better than this. I’m gonna let it go.” Dean rises from his chair, making a show of dusting off your metaphorical drama. His light eyes flick to you, squinting. “I’m tired; I have a date with my memory foam pillow and nice, warm, feather duvet and a good night’s rest, so goodnight. I hope your bed has bed bugs, twinkletoes, and I hope they bite.”

“I hope you sleep well too, Dean!” you call after him, deciding you’ll have to give him a break from the bullying tomorrow or else he’ll explode before you can have much fun. “Do you want me to come tuck you in?”

“No! Goodnight!”

His yell and disappearance down the hall is followed a few moments later by the familiar sound of a door slamming shut,

“That’s not very fair of you,” Sam announces, sounding strained and very much like he’s trying not to laugh lest Dean has an ear pressed to his door. “He’s too tired to fight back right now.”

“I know,” you answer, wincing as he wipes down the laceration on your bicep and cleans the blood away with an alcohol wipe. It burns, but it’s definitely not the most painful thing you have ever experienced. “I hadn’t seen you guys in so long, though. I couldn’t help myself.”

Sam simply snorts, reaching for the needle and thread to being stitching the skin back together, and you breathe harshly through your nose as you reach for another topic to distract yourself.

“Are the two—sorry, the three of you actually dads now? To… to Lucifer’s half-angel kid? I thought angels getting frisky with humans was, uh… illegal up in heaven.”

You feel rather than see Sam roll his eyes, your own pointedly directed away from your arm where he has begun to get to work. “It’s Lucifer, y/n, I don’t think he cares about what’s illegal up in heaven.”

You purse your lips—he makes a fair point. Honestly, you feel a little silly for questioning it. “Right, and he’s… trapped in some other dimension? An alternate world where the apocalypse really happened.”

“Yep,” Sam says, hitting a particularly painful spot with his needle. You hiss, giving him a glare.

“I wasn’t even gone a year! Just hearing all this shit is stressing me out so much, dude.” You sigh, attempting to adjust your position in the wooden chair without jostling your arm too much. Thankfully, practice has made Sam quick at his job and already he is almost done piecing you back together. He finishes up with a knot, snipping the thread and then placing a large bandage carefully over the wound. He dusts his hands once done, standing from where he was leaning against the table and proceeding to loom over you like a T-Rex.

“You’re blocking my light, bro,” you inform him, narrowly avoiding a subsequent good-natured smack to your good arm. “Damn, what the hell! Didn’t you take an oath or some shit? I’m your patient!”

“I was studying law, not medicine,” Sam retorts dryly. He turns to leave and put the first aid supplies away, his back facing you but not before you see how his lips twitch. “So your annoying ass is free game.”

“Maybe so,” you acquiesce, rising from your seat with a light grunt as you jostle your arm. You consider asking Sam where Castiel is, to see if you can get a hit of the good stuff and skip the healing process, but think better of it. You always feel a bit bad asking him to heal you, though you barely ever have to since he’s like a rabid mother hen the second he sees blood on any of you. “God, I’m beat. I didn’t think I could get any more tired than I was before, but as always catching up with you two has aged me a few years and now I’m just about as tired as you two are all the time.”

Sam doesn’t rise to the ‘old man’ bait you dangle in front of him—never really does, if you’re being honest; that’s mostly Dean’s vice— but he does offer you a smile that is unexpectedly sincere and fond.

“Go to bed, toddler,” he retorts, before continuing in a softer tone, “… It’s good to see you again, y/n. I’m glad you’re here. Dean and Mom are going out on a hunt in the next few days and I think you can really help with, uh… the whole Gabriel thing.”

For a moment, you don’t say anything. You’d sort of been trying to avoid thinking about the elephant in your mind, for the very same reason that makes your eyes burn once more. It hurts, a lot, thinking and imagining what he must have gone through at the hands of Asmodeus. It feels like your heart is going to tear itself to pieces in your chest from the sheer extent of your empathy and how terrible you feel for him. The Gabriel you saw cowering before you earlier is nothing like the confident feathery asshole you used to know.

Even having only seen him once, it’s enough to make you fearful of the possibility that… he might be too far gone to ever return to that last echo of his previous self.

“I’m not sure what I’ll even be able to do to help,” you respond, approaching the doorway to the hall with your bag in tow. You pause to finish what you’re saying, meeting Sam’s puppy-like gaze from across the room. “But I’ll try. It hurts to see him like that, so… I’ll stay a while, to do whatever I can.”

Sam’s answering thankful smile and nod is all you can ask for in response as you turn and head further into the bunker, dragging your bags back to the room you’d come to call your own over the years. Your gaze strays on the way to one of the doors that has a little note taped on saying, ‘please do not open suddenly or loudly’, undoubtedly the room that they have allocated to Gabriel for the time being. Heart heavy in your chest, you continue on down the hall and tear your gaze away.

You’re not sure how much you can do for him, but you hope you can do something.

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autisticburnham · 3 years ago

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Profit and Lace

Literally the only reason I'm not skipping this episode is bc on Women at Warp's episode abt transness in Trek, one of the guests said the way Rom pays attention to gender presentation stuff like how to move your hips when you walk gives credence to a genderqueer Rom reading

Why do I just know this is leading up to Quark harassing this girl?

Jesus christ

Honey, please tell Benjamin about this and have him kill Quark

Isn't Leck the assassin? Why does Rom still talk to him?

Oh, Ishka. You're usually a fashion icon, but I hate this look

Actually, now that we've got a close up, I love all the rainbows. I still hate the boob outline though

Gross. The women should have rioted and one of them depose Zek. Oh my god, Pel should have come back and deposed Zek. Much less transphobic crossdressing

When I was rewatching Enterprise I went to Memory Beta to see if there was any info about the slug (named Sluggo) that Hoshi introduced to an alien planet to see if there was any environmental consequences, and it wasn't there. But what was there was the history of Sluggo, the founder of Slug-o-cola and it reads like a gay tragedy. He bought a house with his business partner and they raised cats together but then he betrayed him to make more money

Nobody cares about you because you're a self-centered, misogynistic, asshole, Quark

I do love when Julian gets bitchy on behalf of his patients

They really should have brought Pel back

Quark's outfit looks like about three pride flags threw up on him

Granted, I haven't done much research into top surgery, but I don't think it should affect your hormones this much, especially when you can turn into a Klingon with no problems in this universe

Sorry, Women at Warp contributer whose name I've forgotten, while I do like this episode, it doesn't come close to redeeming this episode

Love that Leeta loves it. Rom's nonbinary and he and Leeta are t4t

Oh!

Nog, your dad's gnf af

Rom, please start wearing a Bajoran earring

Slug-o-cola for her

I realize they had Quark harass that Dabo girl at the beginning so they could turn the tables on him, but it's still gross

Truly the worst thing about this episode is the knowledge that the writers wanted the assault to be portrayed as more comedic and Siddig's the only reason it's as serious as it is and that Armin fought against some of the sexist stereotypes in the script

Wish we could get the gay Quark rights without the transphobia

He tried to rape you, Quark

Wish we could get the quodo rights without the sexism and transphobia

Damn, didn't realize this chick was trying to fuck Quark in exchange for a raise

It is cool that they touch on the idea that oppression has an economic factor and that horrificly, they best way to get better legal rights is to appeal to rich assholes, but they should have leaned way harder into that instead of "man in a dress" and sexual assault jokes

I'll take Move Along Home over this any day. 1/10

#ds9 #my post #ds9 rewatch

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mocha-sim · 4 years ago

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The student council voices-

Hang on let me grab my purse and just walk off a cliff real quick

AKANE

Your hand in marriage pls

Why does her breaking up a fight voice line sound so seductive tho-

ffs just say ara ara at this point, also please start an asmr channel akane

SHIROMIS VOICE IS ADORABLE HUSH YOU ANTIS, I ALSO WANT TO MARRY HER

Why is Shiromi so causal with corpses though. 'aw another dead student? Sigh... Oh well lets go!

She skipped happily to the teachers longue bye-

If i see one more person compare her to kokichi im gonna riot

**breathe in**

Kuroko.

She sounds so done with everything-

KUROKO PLEASE MARRY ME AS WELL

*grabs a cough drop*

HERE YA GO AOI HOPE YOU USE IT CUZ' HOT DAMN

I was expecting Shiromi to have the raspy voice, Aoi literally stole her vocal cords, wow and people say romance is dead.

Did bakugous mom voice act her im sobbing-

I will personally sword fight anyone just to have her yell at me, even though id probably cry if she yelled at me. Oh my god she sounds so mean though

You can notice Aoi does sound pretty nice when she's calm, like when she goes "damn it.." Honey i know you're probably hating yourself, but I will like your fist in marriage please and thank you.

God you can probably hear her from across the damn building, but can we blame her? Id also be mean to a potential murderer

In conclusion, they're all dysfunctional and I live for it.

I think people just need to get use to their voices, none of them sound awful, they're pretty fitting, at least imo.

also this was a long ass wall of text i am so sorry that was not intentional at all-

On a final note: I want to hear Aoi & Shiromi argue now, their voices clashing would be fucking hilarious-

Same, I actually really like the voices! (Admittedly some of them weren’t what I imagined, but I like them.) Not sure who the VAs are but they did a great job

Shiromi’s voice is cute but her voice lines themselves are still kind of weird to me, like why is she so calm about dead bodies? I used to think about this a lot whenever I was making theories about her backstory

Kuroko sounds like she’s done with everything because she IS and who can blame her at this point

I hope we’ll get to hear some interactions between all of them at some point. I just want to hear them having a conversation in a cutscene or something

#asks #akane toriyasu #shiromi torayoshi #kuroko kamenaga #aoi ryugoku #sal-lock

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finnsucks23 · 4 years ago

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I love you by Billie Eilish with Hawks please! SFW, but I’m honestly indifferent. Btw, I love love love your work!

I Love You.

Hawks x GN!Reader

Warnings: Angst.

The way you sat on the edge made your heart beat quicken just a tad bit, the sun was setting as tears slowly began to pool and fall along your cheekbones.

It's not true.

You didn't even turn your head as you heard his feet hit the concrete of the roof, he had managed to even find you all the way up here. Somehow, you knew deep in your heart that's what you wanted all along.

Tell me I've been lied to.

The gentle breeze had his feathers rustling, it was almost a calming sensation everytime you heard them at this point, but even now you felt so highly strung.

You let your legs sway and hit some of the roof as he sat beside you without a word, the tension had your knees buckling.

This wasn't what you wanted.

Crying isn't like you.

With a deep breath, you decided to spare him a glance. You took in his disheveled appearance, honey golden eyes gleamed with tears, his sharp cheekbones were unusually red.

What the hell did I do?

Keigo's usual 5'o clock shadow looked a bit more messy than usual, like he hadn't shaved since the last time you spoke to him. It broke your heart in a way you couldn't explain, how could you do this to him?

Never been the type to let someone see right through.

You clenched your eyes shut, trying to stop the tears, but seeing him now only made them build up even more before spilling so harshly. You prayed and wished that everything could go back to the way it was before, but it couldn't.

Baby, won't you take it back?

Keigo took in a sharp breath, letting his wings fall behind him as he decided to speak. Your heart ached, knowing what was about to come.

"You didn't have to run away, Y/n." He sounded to tired, did he not sleep at all?

Say you were tryna make me laugh.

"I know I didn't..." you crumbled, breaking out a in sob and you gripped the edge of the building tighter. "I'm so sorry." You cried, looking down at the ground. Everyone looked so small.

And nothing has to change today.

Keigo swallowed thickly, inhaling through his nose as he moved closer to you, careful not to startle you. He had always looked at you like you were a fragile porcelain doll.

Now, he could only watch you break.

You didn't mean to say "I love you."

"Then why?" He asked, moving his hand to run it through your hair, something he knew you loved.

It was a comfort thing that he slowly realized you appreciated, anytime you would feel sick or hurt, he would lay you in his lap and just run his hands through your hair until you fell asleep.

"I got scared." You sniffled, wiping away the tears as you avoided his eyes, his begging and pleading eyes.

I love you... and I don't want to.

Before you could say anything else, he grabbed your body and pulled you into his chest.

His dark red feathers encased the both of you like a blanket as you just relished in the warmth that you missed.

Up all night.

Letting out a shaky breath, you grabbed onto his coat and nuzzled into him. You had missed him so much, maybe that's why you got so scared.

On another red eye.

"I wish I could take it back, it was too soon." He sighed, gripping you tighter. Holding you as if he were to let go, for even a second, you would be gone again.

I wish we never learned to fly.

You shivered, feeling the cold breeze brush against your exposed legs, you shook your head.

"It wasn't your fault, it's mine, Keigo. I shouldn't have reacted that way." You began to feel a certain anger bubble inside of you.

Maybe we should just try to tell ourselves a good lie.

"I'm sorry that I hurt you, I should've stayed. But when you told me that-that..." you grew angrier when you couldn't even say it. You broke his heart, and you can't even repeat the words that he spoke to you that night?

You felt pathetic.

I didn't mean to make you cry.

You weren't angry with him, you were angry with yourself.

You weren't scared because of him, you were scared that you would ruin everything.

That's all you seemed to do.

Baby, won't you take it back?

"Keigo..." you choked out, moving away from his chest to look him in the eyes. Those beautiful golden brown eyes that shimmered with every smile he gave, even the cocky ones you swore you hated.

Say you were tryna make me laugh.

Your chest tightened, would he even forgive you?

And nothing has to change today.

You leaned up to him, wrapping your arms around his neck as the tears stung yet again.

"What's up kid?" He tilted his head, furrowing his eyebrows with a glimmer of hope.

You didn't mean to say "I love you."

"Did you mean it?" You frowned, worrying as you chewed at your cheek.

A look of concern crossed his face for a second, he began to wonder if he spoke the truth, would you go away again?

This time forever?

I love you... and I don't want to.

"I don't want to lose you again," he frowned, moving his hand down to your chin and lifting it up to look at him even more.

"Tell me what you want to hear, and I'll say it." You shook your head, Keigo was trying to swallow his own pride.

He never imagined it would be this hard.

The smile that you gave me even when you felt like dying.

"No." You frowned, hands shaking as you moved them to grab the sides of his face.

"Tell me the truth... please." You begged.

We fall apart as it gets dark, I'm in your arms in Central Park.

He unwrapped hsi wings from around you.

Your heart shattered.

He did what everyone else does in your life.

This is why you ran.

You didn't want to get attached.

"Y/n," he smiled softly.

There's nothing you could do or say.

"I'll always love you, and if that scares you, it's okay." His hands found yours, intertwining your fingers.

I can't escape the way I love you.

"Just let me help you, please. That's all I ask." Hawks tried to keep up his bad boy persona in every situation possible, but with you... he just couldn't.

You made him weak.

I don't want to, but I love you.

With a watery smile, you laughed and nodded. Letting go of his hands and wrapping yourself back up into him.

"I love you too."

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A/N: AHHHH. This made me emotional writing it and I'm sorry??? At least it's a holy ending 🥺

Also thank you so much Riot for your kind words! You have no idea how much it means to me since I'm just now starting to post on here! You are my favorite person right now and I will kill a man for you. I hope you liked it!

#my hero fanfic #my hero imagines #hawks x reader #bnha hawks #hawks #keigo takami x reader #keigo x reader

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