#WHY DO THEY LOVE IT WHEN U ACT LIKE A MEAN MAN IN A WOMAN'S BODY
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i dont wanna share this w people irl but i just got this dude to send me money for a juicy couture bag i wanted after being mean as fuck to him yesterday and ghosting ahahahah
#and before that#the last time we went out i jokingly cussed him and his mom and he loved it lmaooooooo#WHY DO THEY LOVE IT WHEN U ACT LIKE A MEAN MAN IN A WOMAN'S BODY
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could u pls write a fic about a plus sized reader noticing Spencer doesnt look at her alot so one morning she wears lingerie and a see through robe and she teases him until he just takes her on the couch?
༉‧₊˚. 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥 || 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐝
— pairing: spencer reid x plus size!reader
— summary: listen, it wasn't that you didn't love the domestic life with spencer, but god, you just really missed being touched (and penelope has a solution).
— warnings: uhh this is almost 3k of pwp firstly, penelope being the best wingwoman to ever exist, lingerie, teasing, unprotected sex, couch sex, vaginal sex, sub!spencer reid, dom!reader, kind of switch spencer and reader at the end, riding, heavy petting, subspace if you squint, mentions of oral sex (m and f rec), the reader is lowkey a freak (and penelope instigates it), clothed sex, the reader is dressed and spencer isn't, i held myself back from including a mommy kink, but that's the best you're getting from me, a lack of foreplay (be considerate folks), consent kink, praise kink.
— wc: 2817
⋆ a/n: HEY SO i really let this get away from me in the sense of this was meant to kind of be dom!spencer but i blinked and all of a 2k was written of sub!spencer so yikes!! but i really enjoyed writing this, it's been literally forever since i've written pwp so... here ya go!! i'm trying to be more organized with uploading because i really want to clear out my drafts before starting any new projects.
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“Pen, have you ever seen those TikToks where it’s like ‘he has a whole woman in his bed yet he’s playing World of Warcraft’ or some shit like that?” You ask the phone that’s tucked under your chin.
You’re in the middle of putting up laundry, but a feeling of unrest bubbled beneath your skin.
Penelope laughs, “And let me guess, that’s how you feel right now?”
You sigh, looking down at the shirt that refuses to turn inside out. You throw it back in the hamper with a huff before grabbing a pair of – Spencer’s – jeans.
“I just – I’m not with Spencer for just sex, you know that, but it’s been like… forever since I’ve gotten any.” You can’t even listen to yourself talk.
“We’ve been in this like… domestic bliss stage, and while I love waking up to breakfast in bed and giggly showers, I’m horny and every time he does something so normal – something that shouldn’t even be considered sexy – I have to hold myself back from jumping his bones.”
Penelope lets out a rather unattractive chortle, but she continues. “Listen sister, while I love the Boy Genius as much as the next person, he’s kinda dense. With all those brains, he’s rather hard-headed when it comes to romance.”
“I know, I know, and those are one of the reasons why I love him! The denseness is cute, but I’m starting to think I sabotaged myself.” You look down longingly at the MIT t-shirt. Spencer was away at the office right now, so that means whatever conversation you were having with the colorful woman on the other end was completely inappropriate.
“You know what I think?” She starts. “Oh God.” You sigh fondly. “Oh, hush! Don’t even act like my ideas aren’t good! Anyway… If there’s one thing I’ve learned from being quite the seductress myself, is that at the end of the day a man is a man, and they can be reduced down to their most primal instincts.”
“What are you saying?” You inquire curiously with furrowed eyebrows. “I’m saying that you gotta work with what ya mama gave ya! Men are dumb, they see a tit or a nice ass and they lose all cognitive function. So what I’m saying is to put on some lingerie and act like a little minx! Guys love it when you tease them and act like you don’t know what you’re doing! It’s about the chase, my fellow curvaceous protege.”
“So you’re saying to… seduce him?”
“That’s exactly what I’m saying – Oh! Good morning sir! Yes, sorry, I’ll call you back when I’ve got the answer to what you need… yes okay bye-bye!” And with that, you’re left listening to the silence.
You laugh, shaking your head in exasperation before taking a seat on the bed.
Seduce him, huh? The notion almost seems ridiculous, but it really isn’t that far fetched. You’ve had sex with Spencer before, you know how his brain works, what gets him needy and what parts of you turn him on. Maybe it’s not such a bad idea.
You don’t really own any lingerie, because for one, the material that’s supposedly the back of your underwear gets swallowed by your ass, and two, Spencer’s never complained about your granny panties. But hey, it doesn’t hurt to look right?
Okay, seduce Spencer Reid is a go.
Taking one last scrutinizing look in the bathroom mirror, you leave quietly, walking into the kitchen and pouring yourself a glass of coffee. Liquid courage as they say.
The light pink sheer robe hangs off of your ample form, the fuzz on the edge of your sleeves getting in your way and irritating you. God, if this doesn’t work, a woman by the name of Penelope Garcia is going to find herself six feet underground.
Spencer sat on the couch slipping his feet into a pair of mismatched socks – you’ve stopped trying to organize them a while ago – tucking them into his converse. He’s off today, probably having plans with the bookstore and the park before offering to make the both of you dinner. It’s endearing to say the least, but food is not something you're hungry for.
“So, what’s on the agenda for today?” You ask before taking a sip of your coffee. He hasn’t looked up, but you’re facing him now, your scantily clad body exposed by the thin satin of your white bra and underwear. A devil in disguise (you hope).
“Hmm, I was thinking about playing chess in the park for an hour or two before going to the bookstore. A new novel about quantum physics just came out, and even though it’ll probably be about stuff I already know, I’m always willing to look at it from a different perspec…” Spencer finally looked up, his sentence slurring a bit. “...tive.”
“Ah! That sounds exciting! I’ll text you what I want for dinner later if that’s okay? Or would you rather I go shopping with you?”
He blinks, his mouth hanging open intelligently, as though he’s still trying to process exactly what he’s seeing. “Yes. I mean no - I mean… I… what are you wearing?”
You spare a lazy look down, as though you had forgotten you even had the thing on.
“Oh this? It’s just really hot in the apartment today. So make sure you bring some sunscreen and a fan, yeah? Don’t want you getting a sunburn or having a heat stroke.”
“I - I’ve never seen that set before, is it new?” He stammers. You click your tongue as if you genuinely had to date the outfit back, when in reality the tags to the set itself sits pretty in the bathroom trash can. “I have no idea honestly, it looked comfortable though, so I just slipped it on. You don’t mind, right?”
“I… no. I don’t.”
You beam at him, “Perfect. Oh! Let me make you some coffee before you go, I know how hard it is for you to start your day without it.”
You turn back around, and you could hear Spencer fruitlessly swallow a gasp. The back of your underwear might as well have been a piece of string, because your ass cheeks were basically eating the material. It was uncomfortable, but oh well, beauty is pain.
You smirk in victory, pulling out a medium sized thermos and pouring the rest of the liquid in it.
You didn’t hear him move, let alone walk behind you, but two large hands placed themselves respectively on your hips, the man tucking his face in the side of your neck. You shiver at the hot blow of air that escapes through his nose, and his grip on your skin turns a little tighter.
“What are you doing?” The question is mumbled, but you don’t miss it. “What does it look like? I’m making you coffee, silly.” He huffs. “No. I mean what are you doing to me?”
He presses forward, pushing his half hard cock between your cheeks. It was your turn to gasp, and you couldn’t help but put down the pot of coffee, pushing the now full thermos away to avoid any future hazards.
You hold on to the edge of the counter, tilting your head further to the side to give the needy man more access. He takes the hint, peppering sweet, heated kisses on the sensitive skin of your throat. You shiver once more, sighing out a smile.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You know lying is useless, especially with the way your voice sounded so breathless. “You know you’re a terrible liar.” It was a playful dig, and his palms had begun to move, pushing on your full stomach to put more of your weight on him.
“Hm, but you don’t know every single thing I have in the closet, now do you?” You remark, yelping when he nipped at your earlobe. “Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong and you know it.” You do. “Do I?”
“This is terrible foreplay.” He jokes and you giggle. “I’d say I’m doing a pretty good job, don’t you think?” You push your hips back and add a bit of friction onto his cock. He groans and you feel your pussy pulse.
“You always do a good job.” Spencer murmurs.
You’re turned around so you can face him, and you wish you could take a picture to savor the look on his face. He’s beet red, cheeks and ears flushed a beautiful hue that leaves a twinge of pride pooling in your stomach.
He cups your face, drawing you in for a long awaited kiss.
You sigh into him, hands twisting at the sleeves of his cardigan to pull him closer. He lets you in exchange of pushing you against the counter until your lower back is digging uncomfortably into the marble.
“Where do you wanna go?” He finally breathes. You stare at him as if you were in a daze before processing his question with a blink. “Couch?” You ask. “Whatever you want.” He says before joining your lips together once more.
He walks the both of you backwards slowly, and he takes advantage of when your mouth parts in a moan as he flicks his tongue against the top of your lip. He tastes like toothpaste and you might be a little crazy to think that it makes him way sexier than it should.
Your eyes flutter open and you push him away with hands on his chest gently.
“Do you trust me?” You gasp.
“Of course.”
“Good.” You say with a smirk.
You make sure he’s close enough to the edge of the couch when you push him on it, quickly clambering onto his lap and settling your hands on his shoulders; his fall naturally to your waist and you grin.
“Hi.” You whisper quietly. “Hey.” He responds back just as hushed. “You can grab my ass, you know.” You tease and his eyes widen just slightly. “I…” You guide his palms to hold the meat of your ass and he grips.
“God.” It tumbles from his lips in a whimper and you fucking melt.
“Sorry I’ve been such a tease today, Spencie.” You say sweetly with a fake pout. “I just needed you so bad and you’ve been so, so sweet to me, my sweet boy. I didn’t want to ruin it by asking you to fuck me stupid.”
“You wouldn’t have ruined it.” He corrects with a whine. You had begun to grind down on him and he gripped you tightly, helping you rut against him. “No?” You question. He shakes his head quickly, his hair bouncing along with the swings.
“No. ‘Would’ve done anything you asked.”
“Yeah?”
“Mhm.”
“So, if I asked you to let me suck your dick until I’ve sucked the soul out of you, would you have let me? How about if I asked you to eat my pussy for breakfast, huh? Would you have done it?”
“Yes, yes, God yes! I want to… I wanna do all those things so badly.” He groans, all but pawing at you now.
“I bet you do,” You coo. “I guess I haven’t been the only one pent up. But that’s okay, because I’ve got you, yeah?”
“Yeah.”
You smile, leaning in to give him a kiss before traveling downwards to his belt and wrangling it open. You popped open the buttons of his jeans, sliding back so you can tug them down his legs.
“Up.” You command softly and he obliges.
You’re faced with his hardened cock bulging from under his black underwear.
“Oh… is this for me?” You know you’re being mean when you drag your fingertips over the spot where precum has begun to pool, only putting slight pressure on it just to hear that sweet sound of his breath hitching.
“Yes – it’s all for you.” Spencer whines and throws his head back against the couch. “All for me? My goodness…” You trail off as you drag his underwear down his thighs. His cock springs up and bobbles against his clothed stomach.
“Can I –” He licks his lips, “Can I take my shirt off?”
“Of course, my love.” You were just about to ask him anyway.
As he rids himself of his top you get up for a split second to take his pants and underwear off fully. As you go to undress yourself, he stops you.
“W— wait… keep it on please.”
“Oh? You wanna be nasty and pull my panties to the side, huh? Dirty dirty boy.” You tisk, but in reality you feel like you’re about to explode. “Is that okay?” You smile at his question. “More than okay.”
You climb back on top of him, doing exactly what you said and pulling the white satin to the side before gripping his dick, lining it up to your entrance. He holds you steady looking up at you with those big brown puppy dog eyes as you sink down.
The stretch stings because of the lack of foreplay, but you can’t find it within yourself to care as the pain shoots up your lower back and is already fraying at your pleasure filled nerves.
“So… so good. God.” Spencer chokes.
Your lips are rolled between your teeth, eyebrows furrowed in concentration. You heave out a breath when he sinks down to the hilt, and he just rubs soothing circles on your hips. The feeling helps to guide you as you loosen up, and when you do, you give him an experimental clench.
He groans of course and you smirk lazily.
“‘Gonna ride you now, ‘kay?” You murmur as you lift your hips up before slamming down. Spencer practically shouts when he re-enters you. “Fuck, fuck, fuck…” He’s a whimpering, cursing mess. “That feels good, baby?” You ask as you bounce. Spencer nods and fondness twists in your chest.
“You’re so tight. I think ‘m gonna pass out.” He says dramatically. You laugh, grabbing his hands and slipping them under your bra so they can cover your breasts. “Well, don’t pass out until we’ve cum, alright?”
He gives your breasts a reassuring squeeze. “Of course.” He huffs and you giggle again. The giggles die out though when you shift and his tip prods just right.
“Oh shit.” You curse but remain in the same place.
You ride him in abandon, the sound of skin meeting skin radiating out into the early morning air of the apartment. The sound is nasty and wet and it causes your head to swim. The buzz of mind numbing pleasure swims around in your gut, and you can almost grasp it.
“Spence I – I need more, can you…?” You moan out, your head tilting back. “Yeah, yeah, I got you, sweetheart.”
One hand leaves to rub furiously at your clit and your hips cant forward, sending you landing on his naked, sweat slicked chest. Your thighs burn and you rest for a moment, but Spencer doesn’t seem to match the same sentiment, because the other hand holds you by your hip in a grip that’s almost bruising.
The fat is spilling through his fingers but he uses it as leverage as he now fucks up into you. You squeal, throwing your arms around his neck and tucking his face into yours. You mark him mindlessly, body trembling as you near your orgasm.
You can feel him twitch inside of you when he sets a pace, bringing you up and down in a way that indicates he’s nearing an end of his own.
“Together, okay?” You cry out, “‘Wanna cum together.”
“Okay, honey, okay.”
He sets his feet on the floor and rubs harder at your sensitive bud, and the arousal that implodes inside of you is so blinding that you white out for a minute. Every one of your senses are overwhelmed, and you can hear him mewling into your ear before warmth paints your womb.
It’s silent in the apartment for a moment before you speak.
“I have to tell you a secret.” You whisper mindlessly, laying your cheek on a bony shoulder. “And what’s that?” He runs his fingers up and down your spine.
“This set is new.”
“I know honey, I saw the charge on my card.”
“What?!” You exclaim, pulling away from his body to search his hazy eyes with your wide ones.
“You forget I can see the bank statements.” Spencer says with a smile. “No, no. I – I didn’t mean to use your card.”
“You didn’t have to… I may have uh… may have slipped one into your wallet when you weren’t looking.” He admits sheepishly. You stare at a moment and then smile incredulously. “Did you… secretly sugar daddy me?”
“Oh God, please don’t call it that.” He says with a groan, leaning forward to bury his face in your chest.
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever sugar daddy.” You tease, running your fingers through his sweaty locks.
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BACK 🤺 BACK I SAY
oh.... oh so u don't wanna hear ab how suguru looks at you when you say it? the sparkle when he imagines how you wriggle and writhe when you touch yourself? how you jump away when you're under someone else? oh my lord referencing this post <3 w/c: 1.1k tw: f!reader not proofread, alcohol consumption, masturbation, fantasising, edging/ruining orgasms, i think that's all lmao
“oh, god! oh! t-there, right there!” you cringe behind your glass of wine, sucking down the liquid quickly before you choke on it, the typical over the top performance out of the actress in the romance; her back arching into a perfect semi circle, the montage of angles of skin against skin, of lips locked together, of lovesick smiles, of parted lips, heaving chests. the scene was cinematic, there was really no other way to describe it, framed in a way entirely opposite to real life, at least in your experience.
then, the crescendo of her performance; the curled toes, smudged red lips in a perfect ‘o’, the hand reaching between her thighs, the mantra of her lovers name, her hands pushing low on his abdomen, just out of frame, and of course, a long drawn out, high moan.
you’re too many glasses in to try and hide your expression, your eyebrows and lips contorting into a displeased face, drawing down as you turned away from the screen, reaching toward the table between you all to pour another glass.
“what’s that face for?” satoru snorts, tipping his glass towards you while you still have a hold on the bottle, the last of the liquid topping him off.
“what face?” you attempt to keep your tone even, your expression as blank as you can, your friends blue eyes twinkling as he sipped on the glass again, his vision a little blurred staring at you from across the room, as was yours.
maybe that was why you quirked an eyebrow at him, why your lips felt a little looser than they normally do with him and suguru.
“i’m not making any face.” it’s suguru’s turn to snort, raising his glass to his lips when you direct your gaze towards him, a small scowl on your lips.
“it’s just all so… over the top.” there’s more confidence behind your voice than you anticipate, “surely no one’s ever cum like that.”
you glance back and forth between the men, searching for some kind of answer that you weren’t the only one thinking that the acting was cinematic, but unrealistic, no one grips the sheets until they tear in real life… do they?
“are you asking?” suguru speaks up, his gaze trained steadily on you, a lot steadier than satoru’s blurred vision. you think he’s grinning at you behind his glass, or maybe his face is just warping against it.
“or just admitting no one’s made you squirt.” satoru gestures towards the ever changing screen with his glass, the wine nearly spilling from the rim as he does so; the lovers now in a new position, the frame cutting off just above the love interests cock, still showing how he thrusts in and out of the woman beneath him, one hand on her hip, the other between her thighs as his hips rhythmically slam into hers, her face scrunching up once more, with more dramatics of god, you’re so big, i’m gonna cum, i think i’m gonna–i’m gonna squir–fuck! it’s your turn to snort, more impressed with the actress than satoru’s statement.
“i’ve never cum, let alone squirt.” you laugh at the statement, thinking nothing of it when the sentence leaves your lips, taking another sip of the sweet wine as the pair stared with wide eyes.
“you’ve never cum?!” satoru is the first one to break the silence, well, as silent as it could get with the borderline softcore porn playing on the screen. your gaze flitters back over sluggishly to the white-haired man, your eyebrows drawn down in a confused expression at him.
“huh?”
“you just said you’ve never cum.” your eyes then shift to suguru, his sharp eyes boring into your own fuzzy ones. had you really just said that? in front of them? were you this tipsy already?
“i mean, i don’t think so.” why were you still talking. stop talking.
“you’d know.” satoru interrupts, like he and suguru were interrogators, both of them inching closer to uncovering the final clue to break open the case with how they stared so curiously at you.
“you’ve seriously never cum?” you shake your head once more, your cheeks warming doubly from the alcohol and the embarrassment when you stand up, walking on shaky legs back into the kitchen. you’re still avoiding both their curious gazes when you pop a second bottle, pouring another glass of the new one (about twice as much as you poured in the earlier glasses).
“i think i’ve gotten close?” you don’t know why you’re still talking, but it’s as if your tongue moves of its own accord, “i mean, i’ve felt good, i just don’t get like that.”
you gesture again to the scene, the sex winding down, both actors covered in a slight sheen of sweat after the twenty minute ordeal, hair plastering down on their skin.
“you know, it starts, it’s good,” you stare down into the glass, faking hypnosis by the swirl of the wine in the centre, “and it’ll like, build, and then i stop.”
you shrug again, as if unsure about what you’re describing to your friends, the feeling when you’re touching yourself; the sensation of ghosting over your tits, sliding over your skin, your abdomen into your panties. when you finally sink into yourself, how your cunt twitches around your fingers, how it aches when you fuck yourself, the dull ache growing and growing and growing until you pull away, letting the feeling shatter and ebb away, always leaving you tingling, fuzzy but never entirely fulfilled.
“you stop yourself?” you think it’s suguru questioning you, a light, teasing lilt in his voice like he’s almost happy you’ve never orgasmed, even more so you did it yourself, “you ruin your orgasms?”
now you’re looking at him, you know he’s smiling at the thought, the fantasy flashing in front of his eyes of furrowed eyebrows, frustrated tears welling in your eyes when you ruin it again, when you pull your fingers from yourself too early, or your vibrator slips from your fingers leaving your cunt numb and your clit aching painfully. but god, the vision of your nails wrapping around your partners wrist, tugging their hand from your pussy, or your hands pressing low into their abdomen, mumbling about it being too much, fuck, it feels too good.he thanks every god above you and satoru are lightweights, even as you sit back down in front of the screen, oblivious to the tent growing in his pants and a determination boiling in his blood to be the one to get you squirting on his cock the very first time he makes you cum, the first time anyone makes you cum.
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Ooh girl! Loving your work! I had an idea of a smutty fic with JDM himself. Maybe something with him being scared of showing his jealous side because the reader is his younger girlfriend but can’t help it when a man flirts with her
THANK U THANK U. A jealous JDM? I can do that hehe.
Jealousy, Jealousy
Jeffrey Dean Morgan x Reader
Warnings: smut, 18+, NSFW, semi-public sex, car sex (riding), a jealous, possessive jdm, age-gap relationship
A/n: I didn’t even mean for this to turn into such daddy-kink, but it did towards the end. So I hope you’re into that. 🥵
"Can I buy you a drink?" A younger, blonde man smirks next to me.
"Oh, no. I'm good. Thanks though."
"Come on. I insist." Before I can reject him, he plants himself in the stool next to me before motioning to the bartender.
"Um, I -"
"Excuse me, you mind grabbing this pretty lady here another.. On me." He asks the bartender before smiling at me again.
"Names Drew." He tilts his head back swallowing his drink.
"Drew, I'm.. here with someone."
"Nice to meet you, here with someone." He says jokingly as if that's my name but I ignore his lame attempt.
"Look baby, if you are here with someone, where is he?" His head tilts to the side at me and I raise my eyebrows, clearing my throat as I look past him at the much taller man standing behind him.
The bartender places the drink in front of me as soon as Drew turns and notices Jeffrey standing behind him.
"Wow, thanks for the drink man." Jeffrey's large hand grabs Drew's shoulder roughly and I watch his fingers squeeze until the veins on his hands become even more visible.
Drew visibly cringes in pain at the touch and watches Jeffrey finish the drink he ordered me in two gulps.
"I'm more of a whiskey guy, though." Jeffrey smiles at him arrogantly, wiping the corner of his mouth before slamming the glass down on the bar. Drew tries his best to put on the tough guy act but I can see the fear behind his eyes.
"Sorry man, she didn't say she was here with her dad." He glares at Jeffrey.
I make a "yikes" face, showing my teeth and shaking my head. Poor Drew, this isn't gonna end well for him.
Jeffrey chuckles in his face, keeping eye contact with him, and my legs clench a little watching his "Negan" side come out.
We've only been dating for a couple months now, and while I'm sure our age-gap is strange to other people, Jeffrey and I couldn't be happier. I've always dated men my age, but men in their young 20's don't know how to treat a woman. Jeffrey is so good to me.. in every way imaginable.
I've never seen this protective, jealous side of him.. but I think I like it.
"Daddy.." I interrupt. "why won't this weirdo leave us alone?" I talk in a baby voice to Jeffrey, mocking Drew for calling him my dad.
"Wait.. I.. I know you. You play that asshole in the walking dead... Can't fucking stand him." Drew huffs at him.
"Y/n, baby, go wait for me in the car." Jeffrey demands.
Before I go to leave, I stand on my tippy toes and kiss Jeffrey's cheek slowly, glancing at Drew who looks like smoke could come out of his ears any second. Freak.
"That's fucking gross, you know that right?" Drew calls after me as I walk away. "He could be your grandpa! Bet he can't even get it up."
Before I can open the door to leave, I hear a loud bang from behind me. I turn to see Jeffrey's hand bring Drew's blonde head up from the bar top he just slammed it against. "Dude you just broke my fucking nose! Drew wipes the blood from his face.
"Babe, stop!" I call out.
Jeffrey glances at me, still firmly gripping the back of Drew's hair.
"You're lucky my girls watching, or I'd break more than that." He grits out next to his ear.
I've never seen him make that face.. and it does something to me. He looks so hot and.. unhinged.
"Car. NOW." Jeffrey says in my direction as he tosses the blonde man on the ground. He grabs his leather jacket and follows me to the car. We both get in, staying silent for a moment as I try to register what happened.
He sighs, dropping his head and gripping his knuckles around the steering wheel. "Baby, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have act-"
Before he can finish, I'm climbing on top of him like a dog in heat, slamming my lips against his while lifting my black dress until it's bunched around my waist., revealing my red thong. The seat is pushed far enough back to allow me room to comfortably sit in his lip. His mouth parts open and my tongue swipes across his. Fuck, his mouth tastes so good.
I bite his bottom lip when I pull away, letting my fingers tangle through his salt and pepper hair. His hands firmly grab my ass as I grind myself desperately against him. I'm so wet I'm pretty sure he'll have a spot on his jeans. I take his semi-hard cock out of his black jeans and stroke it twice before he's solid in my hand.
The best thing about being with an older man? The size of his cock and the way he knows how to use it. It's big enough to where the tip reaches just above his belly button as it stands against him and my mouth waters at the sight. I lift myself up, wasting no time due to my throbbing pussy needing him so badly, and gently slide down his length. His head drops back slightly as he watches me through lust-filled eyes.
"Fuck, baby. That's it." He talks me through it as I struggle to sit completely with him in me.
I bounce on him while he guides me up and down, squeezing my ass. He looks up at me as I start to slow down, grinding against his cock repeatedly as it hits the right spot.
“You look so fucking good riding me, baby.”
His window is cracked open a few inches and we’re parked right outside the front of the bar. The thought of getting caught makes me hotter as I moan and bite at his ear.
Just as I’m about to come, I hear the bells of the bar doors ring and look to the side, seeing Drew walk out. His nose is bandaged, so someone must have helped him out.
“We’ve got company, doll. You wanna tell him who you belong to?” Jeffrey slams me down onto his cock so hard that my vision clouds and I feel my orgasm rush through me. My mouth falls open just as I look to the side and see Drew walking past the car.
“Daddyyy!” I moan loudly, getting Drew’s attention. He looks at me disgustedly and shakes his head. I watch him angrily get in his car and drive away and smile to myself.
“Fuck. Daddy.. I’m gonna cum.” I cry out.
“Soak my fucking cock baby. Give it to me.”
I cry out louder as my walls contract around him. He kisses me hard and looks into my eyes.
“Fuck, doll. I love you.”
I stare at him wide eyed and can’t believe he just said it. I’ve known I love him since the first week we met, but I wanted him to say it first.
“I love you too, Jeffrey... I.. I want you to cum in me.” I kiss him lips softly this time and I slowly slide myself up and down on him.
He smiles up at me. “Yea? You want daddy’s cum in you, baby?”
I nod and bounce on him faster.
“Cum in my pussy, daddy. Please!”
“Baby, fuck. Fuck. Ahhh.” He moans and his dick pulses, shooting strings of hot cum deep inside me.
I stay on top of him, kissing him as he comes down from his high. His seed leaks out while his cock is still in me and I feel it run down my legs.
“I need strange men to hit on me more often.” I breathe heavily, teasing him.
“Funny, doll.” A loud smack lands on my ass. “I promise they won’t fuck like you like daddy does.”
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Hi! Could you tell me your top 5 least favorite Harry Potter characters and why?
My 5 most hated characters in Harry Potter are:
5 - Molly Weasley: I can’t stand this woman. I can’t stand how she acts like a morally superior, pure-blood yet holds endless prejudices, especially (and mostly) toward other, younger women. I don’t like her tradwife vibe, and I don’t like how overbearing and suffocating she is. Seriously, in real life, I’d feel the urge to tell her off—she’s that typical annoying woman who doesn’t know where the boundaries are.
4 - Remus Lupin: Zero sympathy for a man almost forty who got a 24-year-old girl pregnant and then abandoned her. Remus Lupin is a coward and a piece of trash, a bullying accomplice who keeps his head down regarding his own actions and needs a 17-year-old to teach him a lesson in manhood. I really wish Tonks had left him and taken off with Teddy to get as far away as possible from that pathetic excuse for a person.
3 - Dumbledore: Starting with the fact that the entire problem of the story basically stems from his irresponsibility with Tom Riddle, which already showed that he was a terrible teacher. He only shows concern for students who can serve his purposes or suck up to him, and his involvement throughout the story shows a moral stance I find nauseating. I mean, he’s a guy who has the nerve to lecture his former students who “chose the wrong path,” but when those same students were under his care, he constantly neglected and rejected them just because they didn’t belong to a certain house. He had the audacity to call Severus Snape “miserable” when it was Dumbledore himself who allowed Snape to be bullied and almost killed without lifting a finger to stop it or punish the bullies. This same Dumbledore scolds Draco Malfoy for not trusting him when from Draco’s first day at Hogwarts, all he saw from the old man was favoritism toward a certain house and certain students, completely ignoring the rest. Honestly, I’d have banned him from teaching. There’s a lot said about Snape as a teacher, but Dumbledore was responsible for everything, allowed terrible things to happen, and turned his back on many vulnerable children and teenagers. Then he acted all surprised when they ended up in bad places. Screw him, hypocritical old man.
2 - Ginny Weasley: The “I’m not like other girls,” the “shut up, Hermione, you don’t know anything about Quidditch,” the “everyone look at me, I hex people, I’m one of the boys, I’m not vain but I’m hot, but I’m not prissy,” the “I make fun of girls who are pretty, flirty, and feminine because I’m a textbook pick-me girl” who is shoved into the end of the series. She’s a character who didn’t matter at all throughout the story; she’s barely mentioned in some books, but suddenly she’s Harry’s love interest because J.K. Rowling needed all her characters to end up married with 468749284 kids, and Harry needed to be part of the Weasley family. So, they had to do something. Ginny is a terrible character, going from irrelevant to some sort of Mary Sue who even the Slytherins drool over and who, of course, is not a “typical girl” because being a “typical girl” in Rowling’s world is somehow the original sin. So, she’s great at sports, hexes people, pulls pranks because she’s so cool, uh uh uh, she’s not like the others, uh uh uh, but she has internalized misogyny that you can smell from here to China. Honestly, someone should have slapped her for being so damn stupid.
1 - James Potter: There’s nothing I haven’t already said about James Potter. He’s a character who really grinds my gears because they try to sell him as some kind of hero, but he was just a spoiled rich kid who decided to torment a poor, vulnerable boy simply because that boy was friends with his crush. He used his social power and status to get away with all the crap he pulled, attacked in groups, lied to his girlfriend saying he’d stopped bullying people when he really hadn’t, and when he was supposed to be locked up in a house with his wife and son, he was off fooling around with his best friend. James Potter was an ass, and defending him is defending classism, elitism, and whitewashing social classes. I’m not going to explain why.
#molly weasley#remus lupin#albus dumbledore#ginny weasley#ginny potter#james potter#harry potter#harry potter meta#harry potter critical#harry potter analysis#severus snape#draco malfoy#tom riddle#voldemort
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Helloo, i totally LOVE your writings, sooo, I was wondering if you could post a instagram smau of alex, just like the one you did of drew, yk
(english is also not my first english so sorry for bad english 😔
Rockstar’s girlfriend
/Smau, AM!Alex Turner x fem!reader
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user1 KIDS WAKE UP MOTHER POSTED
user2 she makes me question my sexuality
user3 @/user2 same
user4 i dont know if I wanna be her or Alex
user5 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE SEVENTH PIC⁉️
user1 @/user5 I KNOW RIGHT
user6 @/user5 his handddd😫
user7 @/user5 the way he is holding her😍
user8 @/user5 I’m jealous (of him)
user7 Jamie cook is underrated
katiee_cook_ already missing you 💔
yourusername @/katiee_cook_ love u❤️
matthelders @/yourusername poor Jamie and Al
yourusername @/matthelders they can handle it
user8 HE IS SO HANDSOME I CANT
user9 @/user8 when will I have my own Al
user8 she is so rockstar’s gf
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user1 they are so cute I can’t
user2 THE 8TH PIS HELLO
user1 @/user2 the jawline😆
user3 I’m convinced she is the muse for ‘you’re so dark’ just bc of the sixth photo
user4 @/user3 yeah same
user5 Alex I want roses too, thx❤️
user6 picnic date? They are so cute, I love my parents
user7 she won in life
user8 she is such a bookworm, nerd
yourbestfriend THE 6TH PHOTO?!!! MY WIFEE
yourusername @/yourbestfriend you’re acting as if I didnt ask you if I should post it
yourbestfriend @/yourusername 🙄🙄
user9 she is so obsessed with him
user4 @/user9 aren’t we all??
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yourusername Happy Birthday to my favourite person in the universe🥳 We’ve known each other since childhood and I can’t even explain in words how fcking proud I am for who you’ve became and what you’ve accomplished, I’ll always support you no matter what❤️💋💋 I love you my Prince Charming 😍😆
(And yes I had to sneak at least one photo of me in, I like the fit)
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user1 I’m crying and jealous
user2 I hope I will find someone like her in the future, someone who will love as much as she loves him :((
user1 @/user2 I can be your Alex if you’re my y/n😏
matthelders you’re making me sick with this love things (wish him happy bday for me thanks)
yourusername @/matthelders f you, you’re just jealous I took him from you😝 (no❤️)
user3 @/matthelders HELP MATT IS JEALOUS
matthelders @/yourusername 🖕🖕
user4 I don’t know which pic is my favourite
user5 my favourite couple❤️
katiee_cook_ cutie and an old man
user5 @/katiee_cook_ OLD MAN I CANT😂🤣🤣🤣
yourusername @/katiee_cook_ he’s not that old (you’re cuter)
user3 @/katiee_cook_ I love this woman
user6 another post and another flowers from him? Girl is getting spoiled😌
user7 @/user6 if I were her bf I would get her bouquet every morning
user8 the seventh photo😍 my parents
user2 @/user8 hello sibling
user8 @/user2 hi sis👋
user9 HIS HAND IN THE LAST PICTURE‼️
user4 @/user9 the veins😏😩
user6 @/user9 it’s a necklace actually
user1 @/user6 you guys are getting freaky😟
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yourusername soo we are family of 3 now.. his name is Bobo❤️
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user1 A KITTEN?!!!
user2 WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAMILY⁉️
user3 @/user2 well don’t be so surprised I’m literally their child soo
user3 he is so cute😍
user4 Hii Bobo!👋
user5 that’s such a cute name :((
user6 THE SECOUND PICTURE !! ALEX IN SWEATPANTS AHHHH
user4 @/user6 OMG I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
user8 @/user6 the fact she sees him like that every day hurts my soul
user8 his little smile in the last photo🥺
katiee_cook_ when will you introduce me to him??
yourusername @/katiee_cook_ soon auntie Kate😘
user2 @/yourusername AUNTIE KATE OMGG
user6 @/user2 WHAT IF SHE IS PREGNANT
user9 he’s gonna be like his father, a musician🥰
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ALL CREDITS GO TO THE AUTHORS OF THE PICTURES
A/N: hiii loves, hope you missed me😘😜 thanks for the request and sorry for not posting it sooner, I hope it’s like you wanted it🫶 also when I finished it a noticed you didn’t write what Alex you but I guess you meant mr turner since I post about him.
Don’t forget to reblog, like and follow‼️
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Insta as Geto's GF
a/n : his insta is finaly here!! I hope you will like it, I added a bit of satosugu because I love them so muchhh
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Yn : he's such a poser
Geto_OG : Stop acting like a baby
↳ Yn : I'm not, just speaking facts
↳ Geto_OG : Not my fault if i'm handsome
↳ Satoru_thegoat : and full of himself
↳ Geto_OG : Are the two of you done ?
↳ Yn : N E V E R
↳ Satoru_thegoat : annoying you is a national sport
↳ Shokolate : And being late to your medical appointment is also a sport ?
↳ Satoru_thegoat : COMING
↳ Shokolate : Suguru you're next, don't be late or you'll suffer
↳ Geto_OG : Yes ma'am
↳ Yn : you're so obedient
↳ Geto_OG : Not listening to Shoko is having a death wish
↳ Yn : I have to agree on this one, anyway are we still going out tonight ?
↳ Geto_OG : Of course love, last class is at 17, I'll pick you up at 20
↳ Yn : sounds like a plan
↳ Satoru_thegoat : i'm so thirdwheeling
↳ Shokolate : If you don't fucking hurry up you won't even have the opportunity to do that
↳ Satoru_thegoat : YES YES OK SORRY
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Yn : living the life
KugITgirl : you're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
↳ Megumi_F : that's enough U don't you think ?
↳ KugITgirl : they're my hope for love, if they break up, I know i'll never be happy
↳ Yn : Kugisaki don't say that, I'm sure you'll find the right one one day
↳ KugITgirl : WELL THEY BETTER HURRY UP
Satoru_thegoat : that should be me.
↳ Shokolate : holding wich hand ?
↳ Satoru_thegoat : I don't know.
↳ Kento_N : Shoko messed up your mind Satoru
↳ Shokolate : he ONLY received 3-4 ridiculous slap for being late
↳ Kento_N : Were you in a good mood ? Usually it's more like 8-9
↳ Shokolate : yeah I don't know why, today was a good day
↳ Satoru_thegoat : well keep the spirit, that'll spear me some bruises
↳ Geto_OG : If you were more serious
↳ Satoru_thegoat : gngng excuse me Mr.Perfect
↳ Yn : go fight elsewhere, got too many notifications
↳ Satoru_thegoat : your bf is mean to me and you won't even help me ?
↳ Yn : you're a grown man
↳ Satoru_thegoat : AND YOU A VERY MEAN WOMAN
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Yn : the perfect date
Satoru_thegoat : WELL WELL WELL you're going to take her to OUR date place now ???????
↳ Geto_OG : We don't have date places ??
↳ Satoru_thegoat : EXCUSE YOU?? the beach, the aquarium, the street, the KFC
↳ Geto_OG : We were hanging out, not on a date ?
↳ Satoru_thegoat : Such a YOU move, acting like it was nothing
↳ Megumi_F : What am I witnessing
↳ InuMAKI : shut up it's getting interesting
↳ Geto_OG : We never agreed it was date
↳ Satoru_thegoat : Well I did so now it is
↳ Yn : FUCK I WAS RIGHT SHOKO GIVE ME THE MONEY
↳ Geto_OG : What
↳ Shokolate : I was SOOOO blind
↳ Yn : we were sure you dated Satoru before me
↳ Geto_OG : I repeat, we NEVER dated
↳ Satoru_thegoat : you broke my heart
↳ Geto_OG : I WASN'T AWARE WE WERE DATING ??????
↳ KugITgirl : my my my the tea is HOT
↳ Kento_N : Just to be sure, if you dated, when was the breakup
↳ Satoru_thegoat : when he decided to date someone else
↳ Geto_OG : We never even kissed ???
↳ Satoru_thegoat: THAT WASNT NEEDED
↳ Yn : well now i'm getting uncomfy so breakup properly and everybody move on
↳ Geto_OG : WE.NEVER.DATED
↳ Yn : SUGURU BREAK UP
↳ Geto_OG : Fine, Satoru i'm leaving you
↳ Satoru_thegoat : You're not leaving me, I'm leaving you
↳ Geto_OG : Yes whatever, can we all move on
↳ KugITgirl : brought tears
↳ InuMAKI : too emotional for me
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Geto_OG : she illuminated the river
Yn : love let me tell you this, I love you so so so hard
↳ Geto_OG : I love you too heart
↳ Satoru_thegoat : so cheesy omg
↳ Yn : you. don't start any fight it was a very sweet compliment
↳ Satoru_thegoat : think whatever please you
↳ Yn : thank you.
↳ Shokolate : I praise myself everyday for your couple
↳ Yn : you're such a good matchmaker
↳ Shokolate : not A, THE matchmaker
↳ Yn : my apologies, THE ONE AND ONLY
↳ Shokolate : better
Geto_OG : My love I was thinking, would you like to visit Spain ?
↳ Yn : omg yes
↳ Geto_OG : We'll do that for our next trip
↳ Yn : when ?
↳ Geto_OG : Well the plane is leaving tomorrow
↳ Yn : OMFUCK I LOVE YOU LETS GOOOO
↳ Satoru_thegoat : you spoil her
↳ Geto_OG : Not you ?
↳ Satoru_thegoat : no ??
↳ Geto_OG : If you were not my best friend I would have already kill you for all the gifts
↳ Satoru_thegoat : 2 cars, some clothes and vacations is not what I call "spoil"
↳ Geto_OG : You're so disconnected
Heyyy, hope you liked this post ? Suguru Geto is one of my fav characters, I HAD to do his Insta
with love <3
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Here is part 5 of me watching all the x-men movies in order with commentary from when I was texting my friend about it
fifth: dark phoenix
(ps i was told not to watch it but i made a commitment, I WILL watch all the x-men movies)
charles her parents just DIED and ur promoting ur school? i mean i know u want to help but give the girl time to process man
"it's a gift" SHE JUST KILLED HER PARENTS IDK IF SHE IS REALLY FEEING GIFTED
WHY IS HANK NORMAL AGAIN COME ON
oh nvm i guess he's blue again
mystique looks so much worse her wig and her makeup do not match what she looked like previously
why did kurt need a helmet and jean didn't? she is literally in the vacuum of space she should be dead rn
bro charles and raven are sooo out of character based on the previous movies, why did they just switch motivations and personalities???
oh hey dazzler!
i truly do belive that charles is trying to help jean and the other students, he just goes about it horribly
one thing i do like abt this movie is charles characterization, he comes off as really wanting to help and being a genuinely good person, he just can't admit his faults and SERIOUSLY messes up a lot
bro i know all of these actors can be good why are they acting so poorly?????
did the director just choose their worst takes??? like what??
so Jean is a God now?
girl i don't think they are afraid of u be ur so cool and powerful but because you killed a woman
WHOA SCOTT AND MAGNETO ARE SWEARING SO MUCH
HOW CAN THEY DO THAT
bro who are these side villains?? і gotta admit the guy with the dreads he can move is pretty cool but who is the girl lookin like negasonic teenage warhead???
THESE EFFECTS ARE SO WILD
WHATTTT IS HAPPENING
the effects of jean making him walk were so gross i literally had to fast forward a bit they look so bad and uncanny
i know that's kinda the point but i cantttttt
jean i wouldn't trust weird alien lady if i were u
yoo charles admits he's wrong for once in his life!! let's go!!!
i do love all the beast content in this movie
THAT WAS SO AWESOME
KURT JUST DROPPED HER IN FRONT OF A TRAIN
YES!!!
i know he seems all innocent but in these movies he was in the fighting rings
he has DEFINITELY killed someone before
i love him so much
overall this movie is bad but this fight scene is SICK
LIKE ERIK JUST CRUSHED A TRAIN CAR THATS SO COOL
"i had a change of heart" erik we all know you are just down bad for charles and you will do anything if he asks u really sincerely
you can't fool me
charles and jean are so father daughter core
i mean he's not a great dad but they sure have the dynamic
CHERIK COFFEE SHOP AU YEAHH
bro do u know what the name of that cafe is
the french says "vieux copains"
THAT LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO OLD FRIENDS
THEY ARE AT THE CAFE OF OLD FRIENDS
well that movie was... bad
there were some good parts
but overall it was not good
it wasn't even funny bad like origins wolverine
this movie was NOT funny and if i'm being honest i only watched it for that scene at the end cuz i saw gifs of it on here
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🦋I love you and I like you🦋
Pairing: Lando Norris X Cherrie!
Word count : 9k
Summary: in which she’s a bitch, he’s a lover.
A/N. Also hi. I’ve never written for Lando before sooo this is like a little experiment I suppose. I’m thinking of writing one for Lance next? What do U guys think? Would you read a Lance one?? Lemme know xoxo
Charles was looking behind his teammate with a slight grimace taking over his designers as he let out a subtle sigh before glancing back over to Cherrie , who was sitting opposite him on the table while they are some lunch together like they often did before a race.
Pursing his lips to himself as he sent a silent pray to the bright blue sky above him that his friend would , for once in her life, at least try to play nice to the beaming man that was jogging their way with his eyes glued onto his target , the woman opposite him completely oblivious to how her peace was about to be disturbed.
"Cherrie. Please be nice." Charles blurted out to his teammate quickly and quietly , making her slowly lift her head from her container of food to give him a confused look at his sudden pleading.
Her eyebrows furrowing as she looked at a wide eyed Charles in mild concern , wondering why he looked so worried already . The last time she checked she had not done anything out of the ordinary that would lead to her needing to be told to be nice again.
Had she somehow said something to Charles that now had him pleading for her to be nice all of a sudden? Was it that joke that she muttered about him being such a princess when he refused to eat a Apple If it wasn't cut into slices?
Her frown deepened , judgment clouding her face quickly. "Seriously Charles? I only called you a princess and you're now whining about it- get over yourself-" she started to scold him , not amused in the slightest.
It was no secret that Cherrie wasn't the most...open of people.
She liked her close knit group of friends that understood her blunt and slightly mean sense of humour. Who didn't her offended by her constant sarcasm and creative insults. Who laughed loudly when she called them bitches and motherfuckers, who weren't really fucking intimidated by her like everyone else seemed to be.
She really don't understand why people were so scared of her. Maybe it was the resting bitch face? Or maybe it was the way she always looked like she wanted to knock someone's teeth out if they got too close to her.
Or maybe it was the way that she refused to beat around the bush with people, preferring to be bluntly honest instead.
That was the way that she had been brought up.
You didn't get very far in life if you faked being a happy go lucky , smiley and 'best friends with everybody' person. She didn't have the time or the energy to play nice with people that she had absolutely no interest in. Why should she? That would be making a liar out of herself.
She was a bitch and she was proud of it. She took great pride in being able to scare away grown men that were twice her size with just one glare. It was a talent really , one that she utilised daily.
People wouldn't leave her alone if she was nice. But when she acted like a bit of a cunt, she got all the peace and quite that she craved in life.
It was amazing really. And she was proud of the way that she had mastered the way of telling someone to get fucked without even having to open her mouth.
Maybe it was kimi's fault. He had been her mentor and close family friend for years. And he had taught her to not give a single fuck about what anybody else thought of her . And taught her to do and say whatever the hell she wanted to.
So she did just that. And usually it worked well enough to keep people away from her. Most guys kept their little infatuations and crushes on her to themselves , never getting too close and just admiring her from afar instead.
Well, Most of them. Except for one little, annoying , loud mouth driver who wasn't scared of her in the slightest. One that would not leave her alone , no matter how mean she tried to be to him. He was locked in and refused to give up on his endless pursuit for her affection.
He would have liked a kiss from her but so far all he could get from Cherrie was two middle fingers and a death glare. But it was a start. He wasn't giving up just yet.
Charles sighed "no! No! Not that." He lowered his voice as he leaned forward on the table to whisper to her . "He's coming over now. Play nice please." He warned her.
Cherrie scowled at him , chewing on her pasta boredly. "Who is?" She echoed in confusion.
Her teammate gave her a look "take a guess Cherrie. Which guy here is hopelessly in love with you and is also the only guy that isn't scared of you in the slightest?" He rose a brow at her pointedly.
Cherries face dropped in realisation just as a bright coloured, orange blur cane flying towards their table with a happy shout, dumping himself into the seated bench beside her with a grin.
Lando looked at her , saw her scowl and annoyed glare and laughed loudly . "Hey guys! How are you?" He greeted them happily , reaching for a tomato from cherries dinner without any hesitation.
Cherrie slapped his hand away with a low scoff , narrowing her eyes at the man beside her in Annoyance. "I was enjoying peacefully eating my dinner before you arrived." She muttered unhappily , refusing to look at him any longer and instead focusing back on her food again.
Fighting back a long sigh as she felt lando's eyes on the side of her face, unashamedly admiring her in the morning sunlight. His smile never dimming even when she was giving him the cold shoulder , as usual.
It was no secret to anybody that Lando was head over wheels in love with her. He had been since the very first moment he had met her over two years ago now when she got her contract with Ferrari. He was the first one to congratulate her and tell her that he couldn't wait to see her on the track.
Having been crushing on her long before she came to F1. He had followed her Instagram for years and liked every single picture she posted , always commenting a orange heart. Even on a picture of her tabby cat or a simple picture of her ocean view from her apartment, he engaged with every single post she made.
Cherrie had not been impressed by his schoolboy ways. She had came to race and win, not make friends . So she wasn't very interested in the way that he constantly flung himself at her without any shame , time and time again.
It was ridiculous and Cherrie didn't know why he was so taken by her, she had been nothing but a bitch to him from day one.
She tried insulting him. She tried ignoring him. She even told him bluntly that she didn't like him and that if he wanted to keep both of his legs then he needed to leave her alone and stop annoying her so much. But he just wouldn't give in.
Lando just smiled at her and tried another tactic. "You look really pretty today Cherrie. Have you done something different with your hair?" He complimented her sweetly .
Chin resting on his hand as he gazed at her with shiny eyes, ignoring the disgusted look that Charles was giving him as he tried to flirt with his teammate despite knowing fully well how she would react.
She side eyed him , unamused. "I just brushed it." She simply muttered before shoving a mouthful of pasta into her mouth so she didn't have to speak again.
Lando nodded his head along to her words "well, it looks amazing. I like the red. But I think you would look better in orange." He cheekily winked at her , laughing when she let out a loud sigh and finally faced him properly again.
She pursed her lips , face blank as she uttered. "I hate orange. It's not my colour."
Charles snorted behind the palm of his hand as he tried not to laugh as he watched her give Lando a hard time again. Feeling pity for the mclaren driver , but also not at all because Lando knew exactly what she was like, yet he still pursued her anyways.
Lando paused for a moment , trying to come up with a clever way to reply to that snarky answer and coming up short.
Instead he just chuckled and smiled at her in amusement "every colour is your colour Cherrie." Then he abruptly changed the subject , crossing his fingers for luck as he asked her hopefully "did you dump that footballer yet?"
Referring to the Spanish footballer that Cherrie had been seen hanging out with over the summer. The yacht pictures of the two of them practically jumping each other on the deck of the boat had crushed his heart a little.
But four weeks was long enough for his confidence and stubborn determination to come back to him in full swing , reminding himself that these flings that she constantly had with footballers and stars alike were always temporary.
Lando had never once seen her with the same man for longer than a month. She liked to keep her options open and never were they ever any feelings involved.
She just loved sex , that was all. And If all the other drivers could hookup with whoever they wanted and not get shamed for it then why couldn't she?
She wasn't ashamed of her little slut era that faded in and out depending where she was in the world. Spain, Italy and france had the most beautiful guys that she had ever seen in her life . And well, she was usually only there for a weekend so why not make the most of it and relax with a nice long marathon of sex with these Greek god type looking men?
She had no shame and enjoyed the way that the fans and press would go crazy whenever another picture of her with someone would make its way around the internet . She laughed at the comments calling her a whore who slept her way through each city , she laughed when they wondered if she was trying to shag every greatest footballer there was.
Because well, they weren't wrong. She loved footballers . They had the best stamina's and really nice yachts. She was allowed her fun. And to her fun was delicious food, long naps in the sun and sex, sex and even more sex.
She was pretty, she was young and she intended to enjoy every minute of her life doing whatever the hell she wanted to do. She didn't want or need a man to tie her down. They were fun in the sheets, as long as they weren't her sheets in her own home.
Never once had she brought any of her famous flings home with her. Not one of them had met her family and never once had she ever told a man that she loved them. Because she didn't and she wasn't a liar who was going to throw words like that around just to soothe a mans ego.
No way. And maybe that was also why she was so determined to push Lando away. She was certain that it was just a phase that she was going through. He liked her because he couldn't have her and as soon as he did have her, she was certain that he would grow bored of her and move on.
She didn't want to risk her heart like that. When she did eventually fall in love , she wanted it to be real. She wanted to be a hundred percent sure that that he meant it before she ever gave in and let herself experience true love.
And well, Lando was all smiles and laughter. Silly jokes and ice pops in the sun. He couldn't be that serious about her , could he?
It had to be just a silly little crush that he had on her, it would fade away. It had to.
"Not that its any of your business . But I didn't need to dump him because we weren't even together." She finally answered him . Eyes on her phone as she replied to a few text messages from her friends back home .
Lando raised a brow at her curiously , eyes flickering briefly down to the phone in her hand as he wondered who she was texting . Definitely not him seeing as she refused to give him her number knowing fully well that he would never leave her alone if she did.
"But you were kissing him on that yacht.." he voiced his confusion , turning in his seat so that he was sitting sideways instead. Giving her his full attention.
Cherrie glanced over at him with a slight frown , lips tugging at the corners despite herself as she answered him bluntly. "I was fucking him for a couple of weeks but I got bored and came back home."
Charles snorted a laugh while lando flushed slightly , swallowing at the way she so casually talked about sex like that. Shifting in his seat uncomfortably at the thought of her and another man ... doing it.
Charles couldn't stop giggling as he looked over at his teammate in amusement . "Wow. Heartbreaker ." He teased her.
She just rolled her eyes at him with a small smirk "no. He knew exactly what he was getting himself into. I made it very clear that it was just sex." She told him matter of factly.
Because despite being such a bitch, she never once led anyone on. She told them fair and square that it was always no strings attached. Just some casual fun when she needed to relax after a tough race.
"Is that deal just for footballers or-" Lando gave her a hopeful fluttering of his eyes , grinning at the way she immediate rolled her own eyes at him.
Something that she seemed to do often in his presence . He just wished that he could make her eyes roll to the back of her head in other ways instead.
She took a sip of her water and just looked at him for a moment , admiring the way his racing suit was tied loosely around his waist. A long sleeved , white shirt clinging to his chest tightly making her clear her throat and glance away.
"It's for guys over six foot tall." She smirked , playing with the paper straw between her teeth. Watching his face drop from the corner of her eyes, while trying not to laugh.
Lando sighed loudly , frowning at her. "I could wear heels. Does that count?" He offered to her. Enjoying her snark for whatever reason he did so.
Maybe he needed to see a therapist because why did he get so turned on when Cherrie was mean to him? Surely that couldn't be normal , right?
She snorted , laughing before she could even stop herself as she pictured cute little Lando running after her in heels all day long .
"No. It doesn't. I'm not interested in you at all Lando." She told him , hoping he would get the hint and move on.
He did not.
Instead he laid his head on his elbows that were resting on the table in front of him, eyes never leaving her pretty face as he admired the way her eyes seemed to be so bright under the sunlight. A few shades lighter then they usually appeared.
She was just so fucking beautiful that Lando had to remind himself to breathe properly.
"Why not? I'm amazing. I'd be a great boyfriend. I'd buy you flowers and take you on cute dates. I'd make you happy." He told her confidently . Not arrogant just stating the truth.
Charles chuckled, shaking his head as him in amusement . "So modest Lando. So subtle." He teased him.
Lando just shrugged and exclaimed "it's true!" Before looking back at a flustered Cherrie with a smile . "If you gave me -just one tiny- chance-"
She shook her head at him firmly "no. I don't want a boyfriend. Don't you think that If I wanted one I would have gotten one by now? I have plenty of options available ." She reminded them .
Charles sighed in amusement , looking between the two of them with amused smirk on his lips. "Both of you are ridiculously cocky. Maybe you are made for each other." He stated.
Lando beamed at him happily "exactly! We could be perfect! We'd be the hottest couple around!"
He then looked back at Cherrie "and maybe- just maybe the reason why you don't keep these guys around is because you want something real.." he motioned towards himself proudly "like me."
Cherrie couldn't have groaned any louder if she tried. Huffing at him in annoyance. "I don't keep them around because I don't like them like that. Just like I don't like you like that either!" She snapped at him.
Lando frowned "but how do you know that if you never give me a chance? Girls think I'm cute as hell!" He exclaimed . Getting frustrated with her stubbornness.
She looked him straight in his eyes and agreed "yes, you're cute Lando." Seeing his hopeful and pleased smile , she quickly crushed his hopes again.
“But I don't date cute. I like sexy men. Not cute!"
He didn't give up at all, merely raising his brow at her and replying .
“Sexy is temporary. Cute is forever." He stated confidently .
Charles giggled as he looked between them, his own free entertainment . "That would be a great slogan for a tshirt." He said.
Lando nodded in agreement, snapping his fingers at him . "You're right! Write that down!" He told him before turning his attention back to the love of his life again.
Cherrie was looking at him in disbelief. Head in hands as she wondered what she had to do or say for him to drop this little crush of his on her.
How much more meaner did she have to be?!
She had a horrible feeling that she could smack him and he’d probably thank her for it.
"You always go 'awww look at that cute old man across the road!'" he mocked her girly voice as he spoke making her gasp , offended. "Never 'wow look at that sexy old man!' If you think I'm cute now just wait a couple more years. I'm going to be this cute forever." He told her with a grin.
Cherrie reached over and smacked his arm, hard. Lando whining as he slapped her arm back without any hesitation. Both of them slapping at each other like little kids .
"I don't sound like that!" She shouted at him. Going for his head now instead.
Getting him into a headlock while Lando just giggled hysterically, his hands coming up to clutch at her arms with a grin.
"Ooo I’m Cherrie and I like to break lando's heart-" he continued on with a high pitched girly voice , mocking her in-between his own laughter.
Meanwhile Charles had his phone in his hand, filling the two of them to send to their group chat for the rest of their friends to see.
They all had bets running on how long it would take for Cherrie to give in. Some of them said never , betting that Lando would never get a real chance with her. Daniel was the only one that betted that the two of them would be together before the end of the season.
As Charles looked at them messing on in front of him, catching glimpse of the smile that Cherrie was trying so hard to hide as Lando wiggled around in her Arms. Almost on her lap as he jokingly licked her arm making her squeal in disgust , yanking her arms away from his neck to hurriedly wipe his Slava away from her skin.
Charles wondered if perhaps Daniel might be right.
"I'm not breaking your heart Lando! Stop being so dramatic!" She scoffed at him with a huff.
Glaring down at him when he laid sideways on the table bench , laying his head on her lap and refusing to move as he grinned up at her mischievously .
"Oh really? Feel my poor heart then." He grabbed hold of her hand and placed it over his racing heart firmly . His eyes never leaving her own.
She just frowned at him "it's just beating fast idiot.
Not broken."
He laughed, hand over her own as he gently caressed her fingers with his own. Sighing happily "yeah. For you. It does that every time you're near me." He sappily told her.
Ignoring Charles fake gagging in the background as he focused all of his love sick attention on her pretty, flustered face above him.
"Gross." She inhaled sharply as he slowly slid her hand down from over his heart and down to his chest and stomach instead.
He was smirking as he pressed her fingers over his abs slowly , tensing them up so that she could feel them even more.
“Could be all yours Cher ." He whispered to her slyly . Grinning at the way her cheeks were slowly turning as red as the car she drove.
She cleared her throat and quickly yanked her hand away from his, then she gave him a hard shove to his side that sent him flying off her lap and onto the floor below them Instead.
"Ow!" He yelped in shock as he laid flat on his back, looking up at her in betrayal . "Hey!"
Charles was laughing hysterically as he continued to film them. Cherrie just simply shrugging with a smirk as she looked down at him in amusement.
“my last boy toy had a eight pack ." Was all she muttered before getting up and throwing her Empty container in the bin.
Giving her teammate a casual nod "see you at the garage." She told him before walking away without a single look behind her.
Leaving Lando still laid like a starfish on the cold hard ground, the smile never leaving his face as he glanced up at Charles Stubbornly.
"She's the one. I'm telling you." He grinned.
Charles shook his head at him in disbelief "the one to what? Kill you?"
Lando sighed like a lovesick fool "she can kill me with her beauty. God.." he groaned in awe. "I love her."
Charles sent him a link for therapy later that night .
For some reason Cherrie didn't find herself very surprised when that very same weekend, at nearly two o'clock in the morning , there was a bunch of loud and insistent knocks at her hotel room door.
Quickly rolling herself out of her bed and grabbing a silk dressing gown to throw Over her shivering body, she hurried over to the door before they pissed someone off with their loudness.
Swinging open the door, she squinted as the light from the hallway shined into her tired eyes. Frowning slightly as she looked at the swaying, beaming face in front of her.
"Lando? What are you doing here?" She groaned out , exhausted and just wanting to go back to sleep.
But of course that was far too much to ask for and instead she was faced with a stubborn, drunk man child at her door.
Lando giggled as he looked at her bed head and pouty lips , sighing dramatically. "I can't wait for the day that I can wake up with you by my side looking like this." He waved his hand at her face a little too eagerly, almost slapping her .
Cherrie huffed at him as she grabbed ahold of his hand bedore he accidentally hurt her, looking down , unimpressed when he tried to sneakily intertwine their fingers together. Swinging their now joint hands between them happily.
She glared at him in annoyance "why are you here?" She repeated her question firmly . Too tired for his bullshit. She either had to be drunk of filled up with coffee to handle him, and that was on a good day.
He just smiled at her , playing with her fingers as he swayed in his spot. Cherrie moving a tiny bit closer to him, ready to catch him if he fell. She did not want to be blamed if he accidentally fell over and ended up hurting himself in the process.
"I wanted to see you. I was at the club and this girl wouldn't leave me alone." He slurred to her , squeezing her fingers like a child to her her attention as she glanced up and down the hallway, wondering where his idiot friend was that had to have dropped him off in this state at her door.
Her stomach turned uncomfortably as he mentioned a girl, pulling a face without even realising at as she looked at him with a frown. Getting more pissed off by the second.
"Okay?" She didn't know what else to say to that. She didn't want to hear about him with some girl. She just didn't.
She didn't know why and she didn't want to know why she felt uneasy at all. She had no right to be jealous. She was the one that had been rejecting Lando over and over again.
He had to move on from her sometime she supposed. So why the hell did it make her feel so sour? She didn't care. She fucked around almost every weekend with someone new. It was no big deal.
Lando, unaware of her little mental crisis , continued on obliviously. Nodding his head over and over again , looking at her with comically wide eyes.
"Yeah! I told her that I was in love with you but she just wasn't listening. So I had security remove her.” He whined to her . Almost falling onto the wall behind him as he lost his balance again.
Cherrie quickly lurched forward and grabbed his arm to stop him from falling onto the floor, sighing to herself as she carefully pulled him into her hotel room and shut the door behind them.
Leading him carefully over to her bed, crossing her arms over her chest once he had flung himself down onto the mattress like a drunk starfish. Beaming up at her happily as he snuggled into one of her pillows with a content sigh.
"You're not in love with me Lando." She muttered uncomfortably. Stood at the end of the bed and fiddling with her fingers. Not knowing what to do or say at all.
She was usually the one that was drunk and rambling away, she was the one that was babied on after a night out with friends . She had never been the caring or the responsible one before.
She didn't know how to handle Lando in general, never mind a drunk Lando who was apparently was just as infatuated with her drunk as he was sober.
Lando pouted up at her, eyes glossy and upset. The alcohol making him even more emotional than he usually was.
"Yes I do. Why don't you believe me?" He complained , frowning at her. Offended that she thought he was lying. "You make me happy and you make my heart sing-"
Cherrie cringed . Never one that could cope with feelings and sappiness. She couldn't even watch a romantic movie without leaving the room. All the lovey dovey bullshit gave her second hand embarrassment. She just couldn't take it.
She wasn't brought up to be emotional. Her family don't hug. Didn't talk about their feelings. Didn't tell each other 'I love you.'. The closest thing to love that she had felt from her father was a awkward pat on her back when she had told him that she had a contract with Ferrari. He said a firm 'well done.' Before excusing himself from the room. And that was okay. She knew that he was proud of her , she didn't need to hear him say it. It was fine.
Her friends had told her that she was emotionally constipated and afraid to be affectionate with anybody because she had never experienced it growing up. And well how could you crave something that you had never had before?
She had never even held hands with a man before. Sure , she slept with them and sucked their dick. But she never hugged them. Never held hands or said sweet words. It was only ever physical and she was okay with that.
Which was probably why she felt so clueless and uneasy around Lando . Because he wasn't afraid to be emotional with her . He told her how he felt without any shame. He always hugged her , sneaking up behind her to wrap his arms around her in a embrace before she could even think to threaten him away.
He told her she was beautiful every time he saw her even when she knew that she looked like a mess . He looked to her whenever he said some stupid joke just to see if she would laugh too .
He sent her flowers every time she won a race , and she won regularly . So she had a new boutique nearly every other week.
He asked her about her day, he asked her about her friends and family. He sent his coat to her hotel room when he had found out that she had forgotten hers at home. He sent her care packages every month when she was on her period.
He wrote her little cheesy notes and printed out pictures and poems that he thought she might like. He bought every single piece of her merchandise that came out and proudly walked around the paddock wearing it. Telling anyone who would listen to buy it .
He did all these things for her and she didn't do anything for him in return. Not nearly as much.
Sure. She scolded his team principal after she had heard that he had upset Lando. He didn't know that she did that. Only the security man who had to drag her away did.
And sure, she sent him packages of strange things in stores that she had found that reminded her of him. She never signed her name. He didn't know it was her that sent them.
And sure . She paid for his birthday party at a fancy club, telling the owner to put everything on her tab even when she didn't attend the party herself. Sending him only a brief 'happy birthday' text that night. He didn't know that either.
And sure , she looked for him in every crowded room but only so that she could know where not to go to avoid him. That was the only reason why she looked for him and wondered where he was and what he was doing.
It was nothing. She felt nothing. She just- she didn't know anymore. She didn't get attached to people , definitely not to men. She didn't do relationships, she didn't do commitment .
She wasn't sweet and she wasn't kind. She didn't smile just because. She didn't coddle people, she didn't lie to make them happy. She didn't laugh at jokes that weren't funny. She wasn't girlfriend material at all.
She was blunt , mean and roughed up around the edges just like her father was. She had made more people cry than she had made them laugh.
People didn't come to her to hang out because they liked her . They didn't come to her for comfort, knowing that they would only get brutal honesty instead. She didn't even know how to comfort someone, other than awkward pats on their backs and a uncomfortable 'stop crying please.' She stayed away from anything emotional , it just wasn't her thing.
So why wasn't she kicking Lando out of her room and calling up one of his many friends to deal with his drunken ass instead?
Another question that she didn't want the answer to either.
She sighed and looked at him with a frown "don't say shit like that Lando. I don't like it." She muttered walking into the small kitchen to get him a bottle of water in hopes to try and sober him up.
He followed her with his eyes , huffing loudly . "You say you don't but you always smile when you look away!" He called over to her stubbornly.
She scowled at him , slamming the fridge door shut with more force than was necessary.
"It's a pity smile." She snapped as she walked back over to him. Throwing the bottle of water onto the pillow next to him, only just missing his head.
Lando grinned slyly at her , not budging. "No it isn't! Why can't you admit that deep down in your cold ice heart , you like me!" He accused her.
She gasped "I do not! You're not my type!" She denied quickly.
He rolled his eyes at her with a grin . "I think you're scared because I'm not like your usual type. You're usual type don't love you but I do. And you don't know how to deal with the fact that someone can actually love you like that. Love you for more than just casual sex." He rambled on. Picking up the water bottle and taking a big gulp , missing the way she froze up at the end of the bed.
Mouth opening and closing several times in denial , heart racing in her chest as she let his horrifyingly truthfully statement of her sink in. Hating that he knew her so well. Hating that he was right.
She shifted on her feet uncomfortably, glaring down at his smug little face angrily.
"You don't know what you're talking about Lando." She said instead . Looking away from his pretty eyes with a scowl.
She hated pretty boys with their horrible big cow eyes and even prettier smiles . She absolutely , fucking hated them. How dare he be so cute when she was trying to get rid of him?!
He snuggled into her covers with a smile, hazy eyes never leaving her despite the fact that his head was swimming and his vision was making him see double. Two cherries were just as good as one anyways. Twice the beauty. He thought drunkenly.
"I do! I do! And it makes you mad that I'm right!"
He giggled "I think you're amazing Cherrie." He told her sincerely . Slurred speech and all.
Cherrie felt her face soften , hesitantly glancing back over to him with a sigh. Shaking her head at him as she tried not to smile at his cute, arrogant face.
"I think you're drunk and that you need to sleep this off before you say something you regret." She simply told him. Leaning over to pull off his trainers so that he could get into the bed properly.
He watched her look after him with a soft grin, cheeks flushed with both alcohol and love for the stubborn woman in front of him.
"I could never regret anything with you. I meant it Cherrie . I know you don't believe me but-" he hiccuped as he let her tuck him into the bed properly , pulling the covers up to his neck gently.
"I think your mean sense of humour is really funny. And I-i like your smile and your laugh. It's so pretty." He slurred to her , eyes fluttering tiredly as he tried to stay awake .
“And you're so smart and the best driver in the world. I was so jealous when you became Charles teammate instead of mine. And I'm always jealous of those guys that you kiss-"
Cherrie looked away flustered , swallowing thickly as she listened to him tiredly list of all the things he liked about her. She hadn’t known that there was even anything about herself to like.
"And you make me so nervous- but so happy too!" He grinned at her tiredly . Reaching his hand out for her to hold.
Wiggling his fingers pleadingly at her when she hesitated for too long before she gave in and gently took ahold of his hand, giving him palm a small squeeze. Smiling to herself without even realising it.
"Do you think- do you think that you'll give me a chance someday Cherrie? A real one?" He yawned, eyes already closed as he started to drift off into a alcohol fuelled sleep. His hand loosening in her own as she watched him fall asleep just like that.
As if he hadn’t just completely fucked with her head and make her question everything she had ever told herself.
Leaving her to sigh to herself quietly , conflicted as she let her eyes flutter across his peaceful face. Admiring his sunburned cheeks and long lashes and the poutiness of his lips as he dreamed away.
Maybe he was right, sexy was overrated anyways. He was cute, he always had been and always would be.
She carefully pulled her hand away from his with a small smile tugging at her lips, shaking her head to herself as she got up to sleep on the couch instead.
"Maybe I will ." She mumbled with a defeated frown. Giving him one last look in her bed before turning away and heading to the couch where she knew she wouldn't sleep a wink.
She has too much to think about now. Too much to reconsider as she wondered if perhaps she had made a mistake by brushing him off all these years. Too afraid that he would leave as soon as she gave into him.
But she realised then that he had stayed through it all, even when she denied him over and over again. He never gave up and never gave in.
He was the first to run to her after a race. The first to celebrate when she won. The first to ask her if she was okay. The first one to seek her out. He was always there, through everything single thing.
He had stayed through her rejection. He had stayed even when she had another man. He had stayed through the arguments. Stayed through the ups and downs of the track.
He had stayed . Even when she tried to push him away. He never left her empty handed. He never passed her without a smile. Never didn't say hello, never left without a goodbye and promise to see her later.
He stayed and maybe it was time for her to start staying for him too.
The next weekend led to a disaster of a race for Lando who's engine gave up on him not even half way through the race .
Cherrie was walking beside Charles side by side as they got ready to head to the media pen now that the race was over , max had won , Lewis p2 and Cherrie p3.
She was feeling pretty alright with her podium result but she couldn't help but feel bad for Lando as she watched the replay of the race to see how it had all gone downhill so quickly for him.
Watching him head over to where a few tires were piled up and sit down on them with his head in his hands, still not moving from his place even when the race was over. He ignored the marshals , ignored his team and his assiants that were trying to get him to come back.
Instead he waved them off and told them that he needed to be alone for a little while , his helmet still firmly over his head so that nobody could see him cry. Feeling completely defeated and more than upset , once again coming last and gathering no points for his team. It was hard and he was tired, his usual smile no here to be seen.
Cherrie felt Charles nudge her side repeatedly as they both glanced over at Lando, all on his own , with pity. Sighing sadly at the sight of him.
"Go talk to him." Charles advised her quietly once he noticed the worried glances that she kept giving him over her shoulder. Slowing down her walk as though she wasn't sure whether she could walk away from him or not.
Cherrie frowned at her teammate "I don't think anything that I can say would help charles. I don't know how to make people feel better." She reminded him "I only make them feel worse." And it was true.
Last time she had tried to comfort someone, she had ended up making them cry even harder.
Charles rolled his eyes at how oblivious she was. "You don't even have to say anything. I think that you just being there for him would make him feel better. He always lightens up whenever you're around." He told her seriously .
Cherrie scoffed, not believing him in the slightest. Yet she couldn't help but glance over at Lando again, heart pinching in her chest as he still didn't move from his spot. Ignoring everyone and everything around him.
"I don't think-" she tried to come up with some other excuse to why she shouldn't go. But Charles saw right through her facade .
He gave her a firm push in his direction "exactly. Don't think . Just go. He loves you Cherrie-" he gave a pointed look when she went to deny it "as much as you like to pretend that he doesn't. He does . And I know that you do too. So go and talk to him please."
She gave in with a defeated sigh. Giving her teammate one last unhappy glare before stomping over to the tires where Lando was sitting all on his own.
She sat down beside him carefully , not even looking at him. Instead she kept her gaze out to the track in front of them, now empty of their cars.
"Lando.." she hesitantly spoke up after a minute of silence between them.
“Please don't cry." She whispered to him pleadingly when she heard him sniffle.
He let out a watery laugh , shaking his helmet covered head. "I lost again. I'm out again. I'm never going to be champion Cherrie. I'm a fucking loser." He sniffled upset.
She did look at him then. Frowning deeply "don't say that! You're not a loser. You've just got a shitty car. It doesn't matter how good of a driver you are if your trying to win a race with a fucking tractor Lando!" She snapped at him.
More than Uncomfortable with him crying and no knowing what to do or say to make it better.
He looked over at her , sniffling loudly. "But-"
She groaned and turned to face him properly , leaning over to unlatch the clip underneath his chin so that she could pull his helmet off . Wanting to look him in the eyes as she spoke instead of a helmet where she couldn't see his reaction to her words.
She carefully pulled his helmet off and set it to the side while Lando hesitantly lifted off his balaclava , his eyes red and tearful. Nose pink and cheeks flushed from the heat and from crying.
"No buts! You're a incredible driver Lando with so much talent and so much potential! And you're only young , just like me! You're going to win one day okay? And it might not be today and it might not be the next race. But you will. I know you will because you're you." she struggled to find the right words to explain what she meant.
Not used to comforting people. She was usually the one doing the upsetting , not the comforting.
She awkwardly patted his back, lips pursed together as she rapidly tried to think of ways to make him happy again. She couldn't stand the sad look on his face , she wanted him to smile. Not cry.
Lando wiped at his eyes with his sleeve , looking at Cherrie hopefully as he felt his heart lighten at her words. Knowing That she never lied about anything, that was one thing he could guarantee her to do.
"Really? You think so?" He sniffled while leaning into her touch as he shuffled closer to her side , wrapping his arm around her back slowly from behind as he leaned his side against her own . Silently asking her for a hug.
He was expecting her to pull away but instead she only pulled him closer. Wrapped her arm around his shoulders and pulled him into her side properly as he buried his face into her neck , his other hand falling down to her thigh so he didn't fall . Both of them still balancing on the tires that they were sitting on.
She gently ran her fingers through his hair , scratching at his scalp soothingly as she sighed.
"I do. Because I believe in you and I know that your time will come. And if it doesn't then I'll drag max off that podium myself and carry you up there instead. Alright?" She muttered to him firmly .
Leaning her cheek against the side of his head as he clung to her, feeling him smile against her skin at her words.
"You'll carry me? Like a bride?" He teased pulling his head away from the crook of her neck so that he could look at her.
His mood all ready lightening up as he watched her roll her eyes at him playfully with a smile. His heart thudding hard in his chest as he gazed at her affectionately.
Heart swelling in his chest as he realised that despite the fact that she hated affection and that comforting people made her feel physically sick. She had come after him to make sure that he was okay.
She was holding him, she was consoling him. She was smiling at him. Even though she was meant to be at the media pen after her own podium win, she had chosen him instead.
"Sure. I'm the stronger one out of the two of us anyways. So it's only right." She teased him back. Glad to see him smiling again.
Feeling her stomach flutter when he slowly placed his hand at the back of her neck. Cupping it in his hand gently as he looked down at her quietly in amazement.
"Usually when a man puts his hand around my neck. We're not sat on some old tires at the track." She whispered to him. Overwhelmed with the way he was looking at her .
He laughed softly and shook his head fondly at her , biting down on his bottom lip as his eyes were drawn down to her smile.
"God.." he breathed out , blushing. "Don't say that."
She smirked at him , amused by how flustered he was.
“Why not?" She wanted to know.
He looked her straight in the eyes and muttered "because it makes me want to experience what they did with you." Enjoying the way her breath hitched , pupils widening as she looked at him, startled by his confession.
She laughed a little nervously as he moved his face to be closer to her own, their noses brushing gently.
"What? The casual sex experience you mean?"
He shook his head, eyes fluttering closed as he breathed her in. Heart racing in his chest as he felt her cup his jaw in her hand softly , pulling him even closer to her .
"No." He denied with a soft smile.
"I want the boyfriend experience." He simply told her . Opening his eyes to see her reaction.
She just looked at him for a moment before frowning "that'd be a new experience seeing as I haven't done that before Lando." She reminded him. She didn't date. She fucked. End of. They meant nothing.
But as she looked into his shiny eyes and pretty smile , she knew that it was over. She wasn't a liar after all.
Her heart was racing. Her fingers trembling and all she wanted to do was kiss him. Wanted to make him happy .
She was in love wasn't she? For fucks sake. She really couldn’t catch a break!
Lando just laughed and shrugged his shoulders mischievously. "Then it'll be a experience for the both of us. Because I love you and I want you and I like you. So fucking much." He confessed to her without any shame.
His love for her came to him as easy as breathing did. She was it for him. He just knew she was.
And Cherrie. Cherrie just sighed long and hard in defeat. Nodding her head along in agreement as she watched his features light up with pure joy, his breath hitching in his throat as he stared at her with wide eyes, shocked at her casually agreeing.
"Yeah? You want that with me?" He needed to know. Didn't care how desperate he sounded .
He had loved her for a long time. Two summers now but he wanted them all.
She let out a soft laugh and leaned forward to kiss him instead of answering . Cradling his jaw in the palm of her hand as she pulled him closer , breathing in his love as she finally gave into what was right. To what had been there, right in front of her the whole time just patiently waiting for his turn to shine.
Lando moaned against her mouth breathlessly as she parted his lips with her tongue , tilting his head to the side as his cradled her cheeks between his fingers firmly. Thumbs stroking her sharp cheekbones , feeling them heat up beneath his touch.
Kissing her like he had dreamed of kissing her for so long now. He kissed her like she was the last person woman that he would ever kiss. And if he had his own way, she would be the first and last woman that he fell in love with.
She was it for him. He just knew it.
"You love me?" He panted against her lips , his fingers desperately clutching at every part of her that he could reach. Swallowing each sigh and each soft moan she gave him with his lips, he never wanted to let her go again.
She breathed out a laugh and whispered onto his tongue "I love you." Before letting out a loud giggle as Lando suddenly moved too quickly in excitement and fell backwards .
His arms flaying in panic as he gasped out her name loudly before his body fell into the hole of the tire that they had been sitting on , his body folding up with only his legs and head poking out for her to see.
She was giggling hysterically, clutching at the tires for support as tears of laughter ran down her face. Belly aching from love and giggles as she looked down at lando's blushing face , stuck in the tire as he gazed up at her with a sheepish grin.
"I'm stuck with this now huh you idiot ?!” Was all she said through her own laughter as she pulled out her phone to take a picture of him instead of helping him out.
Lando sighed loudly and simply nodded his head , flushed bright red as he smiled apologetically up at the love of his life who actually loved him too.
Despite being stuck in a tire, he had never felt more happier than he did then in that moment .
"Yeah. For the rest of your life I'm afraid." He told her with a grin. Unable to take his eyes off her.
She shook her head at him with a affectionate laugh.
Both of them unaware of a nosy Charles hurriedly messaging the group chat as he announced that Daniel had won the bet. A multitude of disbelief and demands for proof coming through his phone . None of them believing that Lando had actually done it. Unable to believe that Cherrie had given in.
Charles just sent them a picture of lando stuck in a tire, Cherrie kneeling by his side as she leaned over the rubber tires to give him a kiss. Smiles clearly seen on both of their faces.
Pay up suckers. I win! Daniel replied smugly .
Charles just sent him the money through PayPal with a defeated sigh of his own.
Before glancing away from his teammate and Lando who were now full on making out , despite him being stuck in a tire. He quickly turned away before he could see anymore tongue, grimacing to himself at the sight.
Suddenly feeling sick as he wondered what the hell they had done.
If Lando was obsessed with her before. How affectionate was he going to be in front of all of them with Cherrie now that he had her to himself?
Charles had a feeling that he was going to unwillingly see a lot more of their 'affections' now more than ever.
He crossed his fingers together and hoped that he wouldn't need therapy by the end of this season.
He couldn't believe that Daniel was right. Lando got the girl.
#lando Norris imagine#lando Norris oneshot#f1 imagine#formula one imagine#f1 fic#f1 oneshot#formula 1 imagine
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i wonder if u agree, but sometimes when i read old man rust x younger oc, it's weird to me picturing somebody in early/mid twenties bc, realistically, that would make the oc around his daughter's age, and i don't think rust can go for that. i say that as somebody who's 23, so i don't mean to exclude younger women or whatever. anyway, that's why i really like your oc bc she seems like an actual match for rust and not bc of age, but bc she's just the type of person i can see him falling for, i guess? like directly canonically in the series, so yeah, thank you for your work!!! but that got me wondering: when u started to write, did you have somebody in mind already and thought of how that sort of oc will work with rust, or did u ask urself what sort of person compliments rust best? sorry if this is too much trouble.
NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE i think this is acc a super interesting ask!
my opinions below the cut…
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RIGHT so i wanna preface by saying EVERY SINGLE rust oc story ive read so far has meat to it, like the authors know their shit and they should get their due snaps and kudos
i think i read younger ofcs with like a pinch of salt in the sense that i know it’s a bit crazy — btw this is coming from someone who had a “relationship” with a much older man at the ripe age of 16 — but i think it’s still good to read
things we experience can be ugly and uncomfortable but it’s still real and a part of me appreciates like keeping it real 💀 this is going to sound a little femcel of me but let’s be honest, sex is about power and the dynamics of that power give intricacies to stories that make them interesting! rust is a man (😔) and have you ever seen that one study of like ages of women men find most attractive and it’s a consistent 20 even as men get to like 70
yeah
keeping it uncomfortably real but real nonetheless
true detective is southern gothic and what i love about southern gothic is that it doesn’t shy away from touching on the less palatable corners of human existence/nature/WHATever. do i see why a daughter woman child thing as a love interest to a middle aged man with a dead baby is off-putting? YES. do i still read things along those lines because it’s interesting? ALSO YES. because more often than not creators are self-aware and explore these topics with nuance, which i respect massively
now onto like the sort of second part of you ask, beautiful anon…
when writing The Idler Wheel, idk if i was thinking as deeply when creating an oc as i was fixated on the weirdness of rust and ocs like yearning 😭? for each other, and the fact that he felt anything at all was a massive woaaaahhh for them both. the way we experience / act on desire (not even sexual just any kind but actually maybe especially sexual) says so much about a person and i guess that’s the single point from which i branched out, and every other aspect of her came later
the reason she/oc is not like twenty is because, similar to what you said, i cannot picture 1995–2002 (around that time) rust with a youngYOUNGGGG woman becaaaause holy shit i think he’d just die, like out of sadness or hurt, i think he wouldn’t be able to look at her at all 💀
old dog rust on the other hand does not give a shit about doing what’s “right” imo if that makes sense, like he’s who he is and he feels what he feels and i think this version of rust would be much more receptive to a younger woman, even if it’s “wrong” because he literally just doesn’t care anymore
i think the only reason The Idler Wheel girl was able to sneak her way in around that time is because she’s grown and a part of his workplace and therefore she should be “safe”, no more than any of his coworkers. so he lets her in his space and he lets her bring him coffee and he lets her do him favours because she’s just like the others and he just has to tolerate her, just has to see her
but of course she’s not like his coworkers and he can’t place why he wants her so bad, only that he does, which is bad because she should be mundane and she should be nothing and yet unfortunately he wants to be her dog
does this answer your q or did i go off on a tangent
i love you anon 💕💕💕💕
#weird psychosexual longing#you know im not a pessimist#but when it comes to men#i struggle#so i understand why things would go certain ways#rust cohle#the idler wheel td#don’t want to offend anyone i love everyone ever and love everything please please#anon i can’t lie you really made me think#like bright and early (11am) you made me put my thinking cap on#and honestly i appreciate it#i never write thinking there’s anything to analyse in my writing#so maybe this is me digging for meaning#but either way thank you lots love you lots etc etc#idk what to go as for halloween and i have like three parties#rust cohle x reader
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Oh he getting uglier and uglier by the day what’s happening he use to be cute but now he looks bad with this haircute and the facial hair oh this means obx4 is being filmed for sure because he only gets worse when he filming that show like he gets worse and worse for each season maybe that’s the point all the bs getting to his character, it makes sense honestly I can see it!
He will never be fine and I need y’all to wake up bc aint no way y’all lying to yourself this much bc u like his psychopath character, he gonna be the new Timothy who was the new Noah I’m afraid I can’t take yet another one!! Truly in his worst era and that’s saying something bc he was horrendous in s3 too wonder what happened to him at one point he was cute and okay looking and now he turning into just not it at all!
Streets saying he’s a method actor so for s5 he’s gonna be walking around like a corpse looking dead because his character will be six feet under love to see it but on a genuinely real level what’s happening to him why he decomposing in front of our eyes something is off fr
Forgot the drew freaks existed for a good minute since I ain’t seen his ass nowhere since obx ended and now it’s all back because they live on this app and on tktk like the true loser freaks they are but what’s worse is they out here making me defend rudy like he ain’t mid himself he just happens to be the 2nd hottest guy on that show sharing it with Nick out of the yt men he’s hottest but the bar was non existent so can’t even give him that win bc it’s not a win if there’s no competition but how dare they make me defend Rudy just he he’s not ugly like drew or below mid like drew but above mid
why they acting like he’s Jacob when he ain’t even Jacob foot in terms of good looks and talent is never coming near his pinky yt psychopath character stans are so weird yet so fascinating to me because they genuinely believe these men are hot bc they like their psychopath characters, I remember Kylo ren stans were ready to die on actual hill saying Adam Driver was hot I just can’t with them never laughed so hard in my life at first I thought they was joking but nope they was dead serious too whenever I remember I laugh so hard my stomach feels like it’s about to fall out, what’s not surprising nor shocking to anyone was they were all divorced hag yt woman and white unloved teens with issues! What a niche type of yt woman/teens who like them these ugly men and why do they all look almost exactly the same somebody needs to study that, there just has to be a study on it why they are always hag pushing 40 white woman or teen girls liking them all because they like their weirdo character a little bit to much and they also like and think real life serial killers are hot and have fan accounts and meme accounts for them sickos for real! may they get help for this illness
I get liking Jacob and thinking his character Nate was hot because the man is hot even tho his character is garbage but liking and thinking drew or Adam driver is hot bc y’all like their weirdo character yeah that’s to far way to far off the sanity 🏊♀️! let’s be serious about this
Adam driver attractive hot 😂 funniest shit I have ever heard in my life drew by s5 really gonna look like him to
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Whats ur opinion on the whole saga of the pro lifer ? Not really about her really, but I really like the way u break down arguments, so if u ever feel like it, I would love to read ur take <3 although I totally understand if the whole thing is too exhausting. Have a nice day!
well, I never followed her, so it didn’t really matter much to me that she “revealed” herself to be pro life. I do find the amount of reaction I saw on my dash to be exhausting personally, and I didn’t read most of it. Which isn’t to say people shouldn’t respond, just that it was a lot for what ended up being a 19 year old having an identity switch up. Sounds very probable to me.
When it comes to abortion arguments, if you search my blog for abortion I’m sure you’ll find a ton. Briefly, I am 100% of the belief that abortion should be easily available and without condition from a legal sense, and from a moral sense I see abortion as an amoral issue. That doesn’t mean people don’t make moral choices around abortion, I just don’t think abortion itself is necessarily a moral choice and it’s most certainly never an immoral choice. This is of course abortions a woman is choosing freely, being forced to have an abortion against your will is also an affront to female autonomy.
Whether the gestating baby is living or soul’ed or precious is irrelevant to me as a feminist. To argue that the mother cannot make this choice is to argue that a woman must remain pregnant and must give birth. Why should that be the case? She is not the cause of her own pregnancy, a man is. Men feel entitled to freely ejaculate inside women despite the fact that it is not a requirement of sex, even heterosexual sex, so it is his choice. Even if a woman begged him to do this, he could still say no. He could wear a condom, ejaculate elsewhere, not ejaculate, refuse vaginal intercourse, perform plenty of other sexual acts with her, etc. so ultimately it is a man’s free will and choices that cause pregnancy, so why should a woman be forced to experience pregnancy because of that? If a man is so concerned about the soul of a baby, he would ejaculate responsibly. If abortion was so inconceivable to him because of his morals, it would be his most serious virtue. But men do it anyway, so why should women feel cowed by the morals of a man who will ejaculate freely?
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dead boy detectives episode four thoughts
hey remember last post where i said last episode gave me everything I wanted. HOW ARE WE FEELING NOW BOYS. WE GOT THE BREAKDOWN!!! THAT MAN HAD AN EMOTIONAL OUTBURST AND COLLAPSED WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!
okay so i was wrong and charles' dad did not kill him. that's fine tbh I like this a lot, that he was essentially accidentally killed by his friends bc he stood up to them when they were bullying someone (? i think that's what the scene was implying. idk i was really excited about seeing him have a mental breakdown i might have missed something 😭). not to say that what they were doing was an accident, i just don't think they were trying to kill him i think they took the bullying too far and then maybe panicked when he died and covered it up, and that's why his death is unsolved? anyway very interesting! they truly do not miss with charles everything we've gotten from him is so great it makes me even more excited for edwin backstory haha
GOD CHARLES' BREAKDOWN.... that is everything i've ever wanted from a character repressing their emotions do u understand that. he got slammed into some of his worst memories, the most painful and traumatic moments of his life, and then with all those emotions back on the surface he went apeshit!!! i Love him getting aggressive to protect his friends (because that's really what he does, isn't it. he's the brains, i'm the brawn. god.) and then breaking down crying because he can't keep pretending like things are fine anymore, there's too much all at once for him to shrug it off. PHENOMENAL stellar acting stellar writing i love all of this i am eating it like soup!!!
and just. the things he was saying, about how he has to keep being positive he has to keep it together because if he doesn't who will? who else have they got to keep spirits up and stop the group from self-destructing? god it's. so good. i am not going to elaborate on some of that striking a nerve but. god. they gave me everything i wanted to see i love it so much!!! that is everything i hoped for from this story beat you understand!!!!
i wonder if maybe jenny is going to get an episode? or like a b-plot focused on her, something like that. the love letters seem like a plot thread that's going to be pulled on later, it just doesn't seem like this show to establish a mystery and then have it only be a background detail. we'll see tho ^^ i love jenny, i'd love to see more of her she's so fun. reminds me of a friend of mine tbh so i am biased, but also i deeply appreciate a woman with knives on a societal and also personal level 👍
okay can i just say. the night nurse (thank u noble for telling me her name <3) is kind of an asshole right. like i don't think she's evil she's doing a very necessary job, but it's actually delightful how ruthless she is about it. oh these two souls are refusing to move on? throw them into their worst traumas and the most painful moments of their lives to convince them there's nothing worth staying on earth for. sure, it's cruel, but who cares? it's efficient, and that's what matters. these are just children acting out to her, who don't understand the importance of what she does to keep everything in order. i love ruthless characters, and she's done so well she's so fun to watch
also. i do not think this is the last we've seen of her. like yeah she got fed to a sea monster but also she's literally from the afterlife and can travel back to earth wherever as long as she gets the permits. so. i think they bought some time, but that won't last long and they're still stuck in the town so i think she's far from done with them, and we'll see her again probably sooner rather than later (especially since she knows where they're staying)
crystal. my girl. beloved. PLEASE stop almost dying every episode it's bad for my blood pressure. you don't understand you're a living person which means they can kill you while still having you as a character on the show by making you become a ghost. you and niko don't have that safety net Please be more careful 😭
we got some really interesting lilith lore this episode, and it's got me thinking. a goddess of blood and wronged women... what about esther? she's been kidnapping and killing little girls, is that not wronging them? has it just not caught up to her yet because she's been making sacrifices, and if so what happens now that the squad has stopped her from kidnapping more kids? is she on some kind of time limit? this is So interesting I am deeply intrigued by the possibilities here...
the cat king was... there. okay i will admit the scene where he shapeshifted into monty and then charles was interesting. the implications are Fascinating, especially the order- he shifts into monty first and only briefly, but it doesn't seem to affect edwin until he shifts into charles. and then, edwin seems almost entranced until the yellow eyes show through which is. there are certainly implications! idk if it means anything besides instinctively trusting charles more bc they've known each other longer or something like that- especially considering this is netflix we're talking about, but then again the show got cancelled so maybe things did get gay! they've also set up edwin possibly having a crush on monty, or at least being unsure how he feels about him so. no idea but i am Keeping An Eye On That 👀
also. him saying he's never really been interested in/seen the appeal of kissing but now isn't sure whether it's something he wants... clutching grayro/demiro edwin to my chest. this is mine now he's one of us 👍
speaking of edwin, his moment there with niko at the end was really sweet. they're watching scooby doo together 😭 it's the perfect blend of their interests bc it's a detective cartoon.... their friendship is so cute holy shit. the simplicity and genuineness of their dynamic is so sweet, how edwin praises niko's detective work (telling her she's good at something very important to him!) and niko offers a listening ear without judgement as he works through what looks like it's shaping up to be a sexuality crisis. they mean so much to me... they're friends your honor!!!!
oh also charles and crystal kissed. idk man i don't have many thoughts on that. good for them 👍 I think the framing was sweet, in that the show sets up the kiss as the 'something real' crystal wants, but i will admit that part of me is disappointed because i wanted crystal and niko to get together. idk i thought they balanced each other out well, with crystal being subtle where niko is blunt and niko having hope where crystal is cynical, but. that's fine. i wasn't super invested. it's fine. no lesbians for me i guess... sad! oh well
all silliness aside, this episode was yet another Banger they simply do not miss!! the lighthouse ghost was such a fun character, and i love niko's kindness shining through again as she offers edwin red sea glass for courage and the walrus man green sea glass for emotional stability after telling him how she found the washerwoman. niko sasaki the woman that you are.... anyway i'm starting the next episode and then afterwards we'll see how i feel i might need to break for dinner lol
#pat.txt#pat watches dbd#dead boy detectives#i'm enjoying doing these posts after each episode. idk i feel like it helps me collect my thoughts and process better#the cat king is still on thin goddamn ice sorry#he's a fun character but when his only scenes are flirting with someone who keeps rejecting him after he trapped them in a town#and is having his cats stalk them... babygirl that's a bad look. u understand that's an unhealthy way to start a relationship yes?#ur a funny guy with really fun powers and i want to like ur character so bad!! but u make it so difficult#this episode was so good for both charles and niko i feel like one of them Could have inched above the other in my favorites#but no they were both goddamn stellar so it's still tied. this is how things are gonna be forever huh
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OK, so being a woman, in many cases, means getting the dreaded bloodbath, so, as someone who gets the most painful and heavy periods known to man (thats how i feel anyway, i often get cramps that leave me physically unable to walk for up to almost four hours), could u do headcannons where Tintin takes care of the reader during that time? What he would do if we had cramps or just feeling ill on our period, I just think he would be a total sweetheart when it comes to caring for someone who feels sick
Nah i totally feel you on this one,i have really bad cramps too lol. Such cute request need to be done 😌👌🏽
[Name] = reader (female)
Warnings: bloodbath cuz God fucking dammit-
☆Tintin headcanons☆
- Taking care of you on your period
Let's just start by the fact that this boy didn't had that much contact with other womans before. You was the first more active in his life.
Castaphiore is not that present so she don't properly count here (even more on the movie since Tintin only saw her,not even talked before lol)
So,he didn't really know what to expect,to say that he wasn't surprised is a lie even more watching your squirm in pain because of the bloodbath of the month coming down.
The boy got scared for a second,confused and then was just the "Oh..." from the realization lol.
But if you was dramatic about it (just like me,always feel like i'm dying slowly) it'll be 100% more funny. Like
Tintin just got back from the library passing by your home,hear your painful pleas and rush to see you squirming in pain
"[Name],what happen? Are you hurt?"
"Yes! I'm dying!! It hurts like hell! .....i'm seen the light...it's so bright..."
"[Name] don't say it,tell what is wrong,where are you hurted??"
"...Tintin...Tintin my love...my last words...listen and listen well..."
"[Name] please stop and explain!"
"It's this damm uterus!! Take this out!!"
".....what in the great heavens-"
After you finally calmed down (just enough to not make another drama) and explain about the period bro was literally like this 😐
Almost gave him a heart attack but hey! It was hurting you know? You had your reasons.
But after all drama,he soon put his hands at work asking what you wanted and what would make you feel better in his jornalist kinda of way gauthering all the information he could to not need to ask again,only act.
Even more after seen your state,feeling this much pain couldn't be normal.
First thing he did was to get the water compress with hot water for you and quickly get out to buy whatever you asked.
Chocolate,medicine,pads and everything and he new the type since he made sure to ask about it.
Your fluid temper was even a bit funny to watch. In a moment he was cuddling with you because you asked and wanted comfort but suddenly you pushed him away complaining about the closeness.
But as soon he walked a little away you begged for him to come back receiving a well deserved smug look from him.
If you got angry,that was the easy one. He already deal with Haddock,bro now the hints.
"WHY THIS HAPPEN?? IT UNFAIR AS FUCK! WHY I HAVE TO FUCKING BLEED TO DEATH???"
"Indeed,you're right"
"EXACTLY! THIS FUCKING THING! I DON'T EVEN WANT CHILDRENS! WHY THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO ME??? JUST BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING WOMAN?? I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE ONE???"
"Now now..." smoothly coming closer,putting a hand on your shoulder and a chocolate bar on the other. "You're indeed right my dear,now,don't force yourself too much,here" slowly moving the bar towards your mouth that you open and munch the sweet
"There,better?" You nod. "Cuddles and nap?" You nod again and softly follow him.
Bro need one chocolate and a dream lol.
He spend the whole day with you until you feel better,even so he still stay just to be sure that at least the excrutiating pain passed.
And he respect every little thing. You become clingy? He'll keep you around,hugging you from behind,resting his head on your shoulder while watching something, never fully keeping his hands off you.
Want space? He'll keep close just enough to hear and help you with anything you need.
Suddenly feeling sad and ugly? Shower you with compliments saying every little thing he likes or find cute while caressing the back of your hand with his thumb.
Renting and mumbling? Keep talking because this man is listening and focused on your words to discuss about it independent of the subject.
Overal,he'll do his utmost best to help yoi with the monthly bloodbath, even more prepared after this first proper experience of your living hell that you'll not pass alone anymore 😘
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A/N: Hey there! Sorry for the late post,just really was working on that one long fic i just posted on my AO3 account but! I'm back now to write the requests that are getting dust on my ask box lol. And bro??? Why and how i'm so close to have 100 followers?? Like what- thank you guys so much! 😘
#the adventures of tintin#tintin#tintin movie#tintin x reader#captain haddock#archibald haddock#tintin 2011#the adventures of tintin 2011#tintin movie 2011
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Back on my 9-1-1 grind! So here is my little info dump of what’s going on was of the most recent episode!!!
CW: for mentions and details of suicide
1- Bobby,
This man was literally plotting his suicide this episode, or more like acting on it? But first, when he handed in his resignation, I didn’t realise it until thinking about it after the episode finished, but that was his way of preparing the 118 of his absence. Him retiring and having the LAFD be able to replace him with another captain wouldn’t be seen as suspicious especially given his age (no shade to him ❤️) but also just what he’s been thru in recent years. Like the moments of him interacting with the characters one on one and giving them little bits of unjudgmental advice and praise really kind of confirmed it. Also the part where Buck thanks him, and he’s like “it’s been my pleasure kid”, just seemed so off to me, not that it’s outside of Bobby’s character to say that, but the scene of it playing out… u could tell shit was gonna get bad
2- Hen!
I clocked it the moment I saw the lady on screen and the moment Mara and Denny was like “oh yeah, our mums r gonna adopt Mara!” And I could just tell that this lady was gonna pull her strings to stop that from happening! But also, to me, the things that was used as evidence as to why Hem and Karen shouldn’t be allowed to adopt Mara was such blatant bias. Like I know that Hen hasn’t been known to always follow the rules, but she done it with the intent and knowledge that doing it will give her patients a fighting chance, more of a chance than letting them die because she was too strict on following the rules.
3- Eddie…
So, Edmundo? Yeah he needs to go get proper help…
However, ppl saying that his love of Shanon is out of character completely, aren’t thinking about what we know about Eddie hard enough. One, he only got married to Shanon because he got her pregnant and it was advised by his church that it’s the right thing to do… but it was the same with Shanon, she was pregnant and likely had been given thw same advice. But they were both decently young when Christopher was born, so the fact that they held their religion values so close, may have been the reason they never wanted a divorce even after having a more than clear dysfunctional life. But after Shanon died, Eddie never had that option Yknow? Like when Shanon left, there was likely always a part of him that knew she’d come back around eventually because she and him both felt slightly obligated to do so, but that didn’t mean they didn’t live each other, it was just more than dysfunctional. So her death, to him was a permanent state of her never being able to come back for him and Chris to have closure and never continue the attempts of having the average family experience.
Two, Him seeing Kim, a woman who looks like his previous first love, and wanting to have some sort of relationship with her is unhealthy, but it makes sense… he’s claimed to be a “nester” and that’s what he does, so seeing a woman who looks exactly like what he envisioned as who he would “nest” with since he was young, was more than likely triggering.
Three, him never gaining that closure from Shanon and instead wanting to find it in Kim now means he’s able to live a literal delusion. One where he doesn’t exactly acknowledge that what they had was dysfunctional (ignore the word, I can’t find another to describe them accurately) and one where he can “fix” his mistakes. I think the only reason he misses Shanon and speaks of her so highly is because she was as close to a normal life he could get…
Like from what we knew about his life growing up, it definitely wasn’t the best. So him getting to fix that aspects and making sure to give Christopher better childhood. So him having this average, perfect marriage would’ve definitely been apart of him fabricating this perfect life that He, Christopher and Shanon all had is his way of coping how the majority of his life has been uncontrollable. Like Kim coming back with a new hair cut and style only made that fantasy worse. To him that’s not Kim, that’s a Shanon with the dysfunction, cause more than likely, Eddie didn’t tell Kim exactly how him and Shanon worked…
So seeing Kim as Shanon, a version of Shanon who has no “memory” of who she and Eddie were both separate and together was basically his shot at getting a second chance… which I know he isn’t gonna exactly convince himself that Kim is literally Shanon, but that’s not gonna stop him from projecting this skewed and inaccurate version of Shanon he wanted and needed in Kim
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*JWCT SPOILERS BELOW*
extremely messy live reaction
watched ep 1 from the roblox thing and didn't live react so
ep 2:
BEN GET UR EYES ON THE ROAD
ben eating out of a boot what is wrong with him
this whole van scene is fucking hilarious
BEN BROOKLYNN MEMORIES?? ON A ROOFTOP???
gonna make me cry on ep 2 I see how it is
darius just being overall disgusted with bens lifestyle I'm drying
"benjamin if you don't pull over I'm jumping out of your moving van is that what you want"
"is your friend ok?" "no 🙂"
USING THEY THEM PRONOUNS AS A DEFAULT HELL YEAH
ben has brown eyes at 17 mins
the roadtrip vibes are immaculate once u get past all the conspiracy stuff
why are these 2 licorice fanatics I hate them sm (affectionate)
ep 3:
"that is not at all what Hay smells like. have you never been around Hay before?" I'm obsessed with the dialogue
SAMMY HAVING AN ESTRANGED RELATIONSHIP WITH HER PARWNTS HUH????
"why are we running? we do not have a good track record with running!"
BUMPY CHASIMG BUTTERFLIES MY BABYGITL
she still picks him up 😭😭
mantah corp island investigation hmmm..
"that destructive carnivore" DONT SPEAK ABOUT MY DAIGHTER LIKE THAT
ANOTHER BROOKLYNN MEMORY KILL ME NOW
is that the fuckimg pink jakcet
sammy holding thr box with no effort anf bens big ass almost dropping it
why is so much happening in Sammy's life I wanna give her a hug
"he's getting more than a mud pie! he's getting a knuckle sandwich!" "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
OH SHIT CARLS DEAD
now sammy has blue eyes wtf
damn that atrocitaptor really hates pies
SAMMY RUN GIRL
bumpy basically telling ben to leave omfg 💔
do his eyes ever stay on thr road
the hug 😭😭
THE BROOKLYNN CONSPIRACY BEGINS
MYSTERY WHISTLE PERSPN
Ep 4:
this eps called "brothers" time to cry
darius mocking ben I love him
"she's fine 😌" "I'm not fine!"
ben calling bumpy a "strokg independent woman" " strange thing to say but ok"
TWO BENJAMIMS??
BEN HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuxk this
"she lives in.. europe?" he met her on that fucking conspiracy site didn't he
THE ALLOSAURUS
ben u eat food out of a boot u cannot talk ab kenjis place like that
"were not exactly on speaking terms" WHEN ARE YOU EVER
did kenji fucking shrink why does he seem so small
HE SHUT THE DOOR ON DAROUS STOP
THE STICKERS 😭😭
"this is. really something kenj!"
THE FANILY PHOTO IM GONNA SOBBBB
oh good lord the tension
"that's where my dad lives" OH FUCK
"I think we should split up" "you and yaz?!" TJE DISTRESS IN HIS FACE
his hand on his heart for the rest of the conversation he would've been more hurt by a breakup then they wouldve omfg
sammy tickle attacking ben THE FACT THAT SHE KNEW IT WOUD WORK
kenji masterfully climbing while darius is fighting for his life trying to put the gear on
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTIJG ON A MOUTNAIN SIDE
KENJI DUMPED BROOKLYNN?? OMG??
ANOTHER MEMORY
"I can't be with you anymore if you're not going to be with me" 😭😭😭
OH HES CRYING
ope kenj I saw that smile
KENJI AGREED TO SEE HIS DAD THE ANGSSTSTTSTSTST
NOOO THEY GOT BUMPY
ep 5:
WHY IS SO KUCH HAPPENING AROUMD THIS SANDWICH
WHY IS IT EVEN IN THE ROAD LIKE THAT
"that bush looks like ben" what does that even mean darius
KENJI CALLIMG DARIUS' MOM EVERY WEEK HE LOVES HER SM
I love this relationship ben and sammy have they're acting sm like siblings
ANOTHER BENJAMIN
HE STILL EATS CAROB
ben and sammy being dino activists ik that's rihht
mr king dino they could beat ur ass
FUCK YOU DANIEL STOP LOOKIMG HAPPY
THIS MAN TRYING TO LOOK GUILTY STFU
"did you have brooklynn killed?" straight to the point ok
"worried what?? that I'd double cross ya??" WHAT WAS ON THAT STICKY NOTE
BEN PUTTING SAMMY AS A SUSPECT?? ID BE PISSED TOO
he can't say the right thing to save his life
DANIEL TEYING TO KEEP SECRETS I VATE HIM
"just never had a father around to practice with" YEAH YOU GET HIM KENJI
NAH WHATS HE GOT PLANNED
"yeah ok I'll get my violin" kenji ily
NAH DANIELS STILL A SNAKE DONT TRUST HIM KENJI
sammy and ben causing mass destruction without meaning too hold habits die hard ig
YEAH SAMMY BEAT THAT MAN
bens list of loyal and amazing friends:
1) bumpy
2) corndogs
3) his van
DINO KING IS SUSPICIOUS?????
4) sammy
"he's just so!" "graah?" "yes! yes! exactly"
THE BROTHERS ARE COMMUNICSTIJG YEAAAHH
oh God I hope kenji has a backstabbing plan with this agreement
"I won't let you control me anymore" YEAH KENJI WALK AWAY
NUH UH YOU DO NOT GET TO LOOK SAD DANIEL YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF
"there was something about her that was different. almost dangerous" I am taking everything be says with a grain of salt but things are getting so suspicious??
OH SHIT ANOTHER DEAD GUY
LET 👏 HIM 👏 DIE 👏
THE WHISTLE AGAIN
what in the goddamn green earth is that woman
daniel u may have saved kenji but I still don't like u
THEY KILLED DANIEL WE ALL CHEERED
she seems so robotic I'm terrified
now who is this
not him speaking Japanese 😭 he needs a hug so bad
ep 6:
YAZ I MISSED YOU
her ptsd is hurting her so much omfg
ANOTHER BROOKLYNN MEMORY
moment of respect for the outfit changes in the memories
brooklynn got yaz into dino immersion therapy 😭
these memories are killing me man am I allowed to stop cryjng
SAMMYS CONTACT PHOTO 🫶🫶
BEN LIKES ROCK MUSIC CALLED IT
WHATS HE DOIN THE BG
"we haven't really talked much lately" does ANYONR have a good relationship in this show
"It'll be good for you two to reconnect"
"yeah.. I hope so" IT WILL BE SAMMY IT HAS TO BE
the gfs are still healthy all it good all it well in the world
"no dinosaurs?" "judging by the look of that thing I'd say we have one now"
oh sammy really is treating her like a fragile flower
I already watched this scene in the released clip but bens scream is somehow even more funny
ben still callimg her fadoula I love their relationship
THE GIRLF ARE FIGHTIJG NO
"girlfriend?" "why does everyone act so surprised when insay that" bc u are gay
I feel so bad for all these people like imagine dinos get into the place ur promised they won't be
OH THAT AINT DPW OH SHIT OH FUCK
IVE BEEN WANTING TO SEE THE AFTERMATH OF THE VAN GOING OFF THE BRIDGE YEAH
off topic but I am obsessed with the end credit cards
ep 7
the ep is called "that night" I am in fear
oh that's the moment sammy saw how much yaz has grown calling it now
I feel so bad for kenji rn hes in so much pain :((
he's probably so conflicted rn. daniel only ever hurt him but he's all kenji knows as his dad
THE HUG THE HUG THE HUGGGGG
"I'd be dead if it wasn't for her!" what do you know mateo WHAT DO YOU KNOW
"it was there on purpose" AAAAAAHHHH I mean we knew but AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HEY DONT DO THE HOPELESS MHSIC WHILE THEYRE TRAPPEDBIN THE VAN I DONT LIKE WHAT IT INDICATES
"I can't have the last thing I see be bens soggy van!"
YEE HAW THEY GOT OUT
MATEOS STORY WOO HOO TIME TO GET SOME GAPS FILLED IN AND SOME ANDWERS QUESTIONED
oh shoot did he accidentally help the bad guys
now why would he get out ofbthe truck in such suspicious circumstances
WE HAD TO SEE HER DIE FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
OH HE TOOK THE PHONE
THEY SWITCHED SCENES BEFORE WE COULD SEEBWHAT WAS ON THE PHONE AVAAAHAHAH
oh wow the wet hair animation is so much better omg
GIRLCEIEND MOMENT GIRLFRIEND MOMENT
"I guess we need each other huh" *makes out*
them having their moment while bens grieving his baby
"ciao cara mia" I hate him
BROOK HAD A SECRET HOUSE
kenjis night just keeps getting worse
bros been DYING to throw those phones
"oh I am so gonna haunt them from beyond the grave" never change yaz
where on earth are they gonna hide on that truck
mateo seemed like a decent guy hope all goes well for him
her apartment was cute asf ok brooklynn
DID YALL SEE THE MOTORCYCLE HELMETS ?????????????? YEAH BROOK U WERE THAT GIRL
kenji stop reminiscing ur gonna make me cry
THE BROS ARE BONDING THEYRE GETTING ALOMG
KENJI WHAT DO U SEE
darius putting all the pieces together is so rad bc I sure am not
A SUSPICIOUS BAG OF MONEY???? IN HER CLOSET??? BFOOK GIRL WHAT WERE U A PART OF
SHE WAS WPRKING WITH DANUEL SHE WAS WHAT WHAJAJDHSLAJHFJSLAJD
I hope she was doing it for an investigative purpose SHE BETTER HAVE BEEN
but why didn't Daniel bring it up HMmmmmm...
"or what else she was hiding from us" OH HES HURT HURT
darius driving the motorcycle instead of kenji I'm cackling
ep 8:
THEY HID WITH THE SEDATWD DINO ARE THEY INSANE
not the dino smacking rhe lips it doesn't have
now why is she gonna stand on the dino instead of getting bens giant self to look out the gap
the drop is gonna be how they reunite isn't it
kenji screaming bc of a spider he's so real
THEYRE BEINF BROTJERS YEAH WERE SO BACK BABY
oh so they're working for extra cash too hmm
oh this place actually looks nice
VIDEO MEMORIES IM GONNA SOB
I am sufficiently uncomfortable thanks for asking darius
the boys are fighting again JUST VET ALOMG PLEASE
darius misses her so much seeing a bird made him think of her 😭😭
lookimg at the dates on the voicemails it's been at least 3 months since she died
DARIUS IN BATHTUB I laughed this is supposed to be sad and I laughed
I sense something big coming I gotta walk around for a bit
"I was in love with brooklynn" OH FUCK OH SHITNOH AJAHDKLAQKHFLAKHFKLAL
now I REALLY have to walk around for bc WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WJAT WJATBQKHRLAJFLAHSLALKFHAL AAAAHAAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rewatched the scene and I am no more sane ab it
BEN THIEVING ABILITIES MAKING A COMEBACN HELL YEAH
NAH WHATD THEY DOBTO BUMPY THEY BETTER NOT HURT MY GIRL
"boo." Yaz ily
THE VIDEO THE VUDEO AAAAAAAAAAAA
"were brothers righr?" HE SAID IT HE SAID IT WE WIN
every single moment with these 2 is so painful how am I supposed to exist in these conditons
WHAT DID THEY DO TO BUMPY WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
THE GFS SAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️
THE DINOS JUST CHILLING INSTEAD OF STAMPEDING
YES QUEEN DINO U KILL THE MAN THAT TORTURED YOU
love the steggos just watching everything
yaz was smart with the lights u go girl
my heart is genuinely pounding for bumpy I am too attached to this fictional dinosaur
avocado costume?????? girls be fr
KENJI AND DARIUS ARE HERE TOO??
DARIUS IS GONNA FREE THAT BABY I KNOW HE IS
I hope the sino causes chaos later
"with me by your side, you kon climb anything too"
YEAH THE SINOS CAUSING CHAOS WOO HOO
"bumpy.. are you dying?" NUH UH BEN DONT SAY THAT NOPE
ALL THE CRYING SCENES THEY GOTTA STOP
kenji doing everything with graceful agility vs darius and his childlike experience
sammy kicking kenji TWICE now
TWO HUGS?? IN A ROW?? IM FED
the hugs are so much more natural in this series the animation improvement is insane
"creepy micro bangs'" that is a fantastic description kenji
THE ALLOSAURUS AGAIN
sammy being bumpys other parent 🫶
istg I'm already cryjng
if they kill bumpy idk what'll happen
bumpy is genuinely a part of their family they are completely falling apart rn
"move her tail!" IS SHE ABOUT TO LAY AN EHG
BUMPYS A MOM????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???@?!?!?!?!?!?!??
them passing the egg around like a baby in a hospital such a proud family
"wait what?" "don't think about it bud"
"ben! you're gonna be a grandpa!" glad they also see her as his daughter
NAH THE GUY I FORG9T THE NAME OFNIS EVIL
ep 10:
LAST EPUSOXE ALREADY??????
cabrera thats his name
YEAH SAMMY BEAT HIS ASS U GO GIRL
NAH FREAKY BOB LADYS BACK
she is genuinely somebhorror movie shitnor something
that scene was genuinely so intense I completely froze
EHOS DRIVING THE TRUCK
MATEO MY MAN I KNEW YOUNWERE GOOD
THE DINOSBARE GOING FREE BEAUTIFUL GEORGOUS THROWUNG BOUQUETS
obsessed with the shot of the t Rex in front ofbthe explosion hell yeag
"leave my girl alone!" SCREAM IT YAZ
DARIUS FREEING THE ALLOSAURUS I SMELL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WAS THAT BUMPYS EGG IN THAT CASE
about time this man died
creepy lady is actually super pretty I hate that she's evil and kinda insane
darius finally stopped blaming himself 😭
"my guy. you're still here?" "unfortunately yeah. you all get real vulnerable with each other. it's weird" I'm dying
FUCK DUXK A AKHDLAKWYAPAHHFLAHWLAK
BROOKLYNNNANNAMANANNN
OH MY GODBOHNMYNGOD SHES SYDNEY GUYS SHE FUCKIMG SYDNEY ITS FUCKIKG BROOKLYNN AKSHALAKQLLQKDJALJFL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJKALAFJAJ
#did not go thru and read back over this before posting bc i currently am actually insane#you can actually see my mental state slowly deteriorating as this goes on#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos theory#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous#jwct spoilers#chaos theory spoilers#c posts
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