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call me a whiner, but i really hate when they try to make jack ryder into a right wing ‘political correctness is bad bleh >xP’ character when he’s just a tactless asshole.

he’s a guy who believes in truth but thinks the truth is something that always needs to hurt people, which is something he’s gotta grow out of. the creeper is noticeably sweeter than him at times, because he doesn’t have the same guards up as jack does when he’s doing his reporter thing.

not to get freudian, but the text of ‘97 literally sets up his dad as a negative force in his life alongside his mom, so torn between the constant abuse from his mom and her untreated mental illness (which he also struggles with), and the missing force of his father as he pursues 'the truth’, he leans toward the harshness of 'the truth’ and ignores the growing mess in his head. i don’t think jack’s ever had anybody let him down easy about anything, and he thinks that’s the only way to go about telling information.

that, paired with how badly him looking for help mentally or support in the hero aspect goes leads to jack being a dick who is incredibly guarded who lives 'facts over feelings’… and it hasn’t gotten him anywhere good. at least he kinda started getting over that in the ‘97 run, but nothings consistent :(

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let me regale you with my interpretation of jack's origins: JR: stop doing mafia stuff, or I'll make news about you

Mafia guy: too bad, you'll die because I'll give you Every Drug

JR: darn, i will now die from Every Drug

Mafia guy: I will now leave, as surely he will die from Every Drug

Scientist: okay man you have like 20 seconds to live because you'll die from Every Drug, they forced me to make this supersoldier serum maybe it will save you

JR: *dying of Every Drug*

Scientist: yeah i have no idea how this'll react with Every Drug but you'll die anyway soooo

JR: hehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehe

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The most effective thing about Ever After High is that every student has their own personal struggle that adds another element to just how life-ruining the destiny system is.

Apple is so terrified of what will happen to her if she doesn’t follow her destiny, that she is willing to compromise everyone else’s happiness to make sure it happens. This disregard for other people is only encouraged by the influential adults in her life.

Ashlynn has to be a servant to an abusive family and live knowing that the ultimate end to her supposedly happy ending is dying to set the stage for her daughters traumatic backstory, starting the whole cycle over again with no chance for any of them to escape.

Blondie feels so pressured to fit in to a deeply classist/monarchist society and ashamed of her parentage that she constantly presents a fake version of herself to everyone she knows, even her best friends.

Briar has to spend her whole life waiting for the moment her destiny comes and she falls asleep for a century. She knows that when she’s woken up, she will be forced to marry a boy dozens of years younger than her who she’s never met and live knowing that everyone she ever loved is dead and gone, the very things that she watched cause her mother’s emotional breakdown.

Cedar’s father was so afraid of watching her repeat his mistakes that he overcorrected, making it impossible for her to ever learn lessons for herself. She is also forced to share incredibly personal details with anyone who asks her questions, and can’t be trusted by her friends with any of their secrets, and it’s all because of her father’s past trauma.

Cerise has to hide who she truly is and never gets to see her family together and happy despite the fact that her parents have potentially the most healthy and mutually beneficial marriage in the whole franchise.

Daring was groomed from birth for a destiny that ends up not actually being his at all, leaving him aimless, feeling as though he has no purpose and has wasted his entire life.

Darling is forbidden by patriarchy and destiny to become a knight, the only thing she really wants, and at which she would be better than both of her brothers. She has to hide who she is and what she loves from everyone she knows

Dexter lived his whole life never knowing what his destiny would be but also knowing that whatever it was he’d have to commit to it forever the moment he discovered it at Legacy Day.

Duchess has spent her whole life knowing that the story she’s commited to living out ends in tragedy for her, and then had to watch the very people she’s been jealous of for years because of their seemingly happy endings give up those endings, while Duchess, loyal and rule following Duchess, is still stuck with her tragedy.

Faybelle tries so hard to commit to what she sees at her destiny that she’s never had a real friend in her life. Even still, no one recognizes her for all that effort and all she’s given up to be a suitable villain. Everyone is more afraid of Raven, who doesn’t even want to be evil.

Hunter has to constantly go against his moral compass to fulfill his destined role as a Huntsman and to try and make his father proud of him.

Kitty has been taught over and over again to value her Mother’s approval over all else, even at the expense of her friends. Her destiny is to create mischief, but how much more mischief can a dissolving world take before it’s too much?

Lizzie finds it almost impossible to express love or care for anyone else due to her mothers excessive conditioning that’s nearly akin to brainwashing. The saddest thing might be that her mother is actually, in her own way, trying her best to prepare Lizzie for a world that will only ever see her one way—as a villain. Now she lives in Ever After, princess to a kingdom that might not even exist for much longer, having given up everything for a destiny that may soon be impossible.

Maddie is a refugee forced from her home into a world she barely understands at a tender age. But she cannot express any angst or negative feelings about this circumstance, because to do so would go against her character. She lives in a world obsessed with destiny and stories while not even knowing if she’ll ever be able to return home and live out her story.

Raven is judged by almost everyone around her for her mothers crimes, many of which were required of her by destiny in the first place. She is nearly forced to commit to becoming a tyrannical megalomaniac (and almost falls into it herself, several times) who would be sentenced to lifelong punishment and torture for committing acts that weren’t even her idea in the first place, and the one punishing her would have been the very girl who begged so often for her to stop being so difficult and just follow her destiny.

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*steeples hands under my chin like i'm sherlock* so you see,

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Rosalia longhorn beetle

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Here is part 5 of me watching all the x-men movies in order with commentary from when I was texting my friend about it

fifth: dark phoenix

(ps i was told not to watch it but i made a commitment, I WILL watch all the x-men movies)

charles her parents just DIED and ur promoting ur school? i mean i know u want to help but give the girl time to process man

"it's a gift" SHE JUST KILLED HER PARENTS IDK IF SHE IS REALLY FEEING GIFTED

WHY IS HANK NORMAL AGAIN COME ON

oh nvm i guess he's blue again

mystique looks so much worse her wig and her makeup do not match what she looked like previously

why did kurt need a helmet and jean didn't? she is literally in the vacuum of space she should be dead rn

bro charles and raven are sooo out of character based on the previous movies, why did they just switch motivations and personalities???

oh hey dazzler!

i truly do belive that charles is trying to help jean and the other students, he just goes about it horribly

one thing i do like abt this movie is charles characterization, he comes off as really wanting to help and being a genuinely good person, he just can't admit his faults and SERIOUSLY messes up a lot

bro i know all of these actors can be good why are they acting so poorly?????

did the director just choose their worst takes??? like what??

so Jean is a God now?

girl i don't think they are afraid of u be ur so cool and powerful but because you killed a woman

WHOA SCOTT AND MAGNETO ARE SWEARING SO MUCH

HOW CAN THEY DO THAT

bro who are these side villains?? і gotta admit the guy with the dreads he can move is pretty cool but who is the girl lookin like negasonic teenage warhead???

THESE EFFECTS ARE SO WILD

WHATTTT IS HAPPENING

the effects of jean making him walk were so gross i literally had to fast forward a bit they look so bad and uncanny

i know that's kinda the point but i cantttttt

jean i wouldn't trust weird alien lady if i were u

yoo charles admits he's wrong for once in his life!! let's go!!!

i do love all the beast content in this movie

THAT WAS SO AWESOME

KURT JUST DROPPED HER IN FRONT OF A TRAIN

YES!!!

i know he seems all innocent but in these movies he was in the fighting rings

he has DEFINITELY killed someone before

i love him so much

overall this movie is bad but this fight scene is SICK

LIKE ERIK JUST CRUSHED A TRAIN CAR THATS SO COOL

"i had a change of heart" erik we all know you are just down bad for charles and you will do anything if he asks u really sincerely

you can't fool me

charles and jean are so father daughter core

i mean he's not a great dad but they sure have the dynamic

CHERIK COFFEE SHOP AU YEAHH

bro do u know what the name of that cafe is

the french says "vieux copains"

THAT LITERALLY TRANSLATES TO OLD FRIENDS

THEY ARE AT THE CAFE OF OLD FRIENDS

well that movie was... bad

there were some good parts

but overall it was not good

it wasn't even funny bad like origins wolverine

this movie was NOT funny and if i'm being honest i only watched it for that scene at the end cuz i saw gifs of it on here

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*trans your Wolverine* you’re welcome

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tutorial for drawing characters with Down syndrome!

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The prince Agdon fight has to be my favourite moment from OUAW, The whole thing is just so good it drives me mad.

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Here is part 4 of me watching all the x-men movies in order with commentary from when I was texting my friend about it

fourthly, x-men: apocalypse

(also for context I have seen this movie before but I was really young and it was in the background so I didn’t remember a lot of it)

my brother has confirmed the pyramid at the start of the movie is not a real pyramid because the entrance isn't north facing and all the pyramids at that time had north facing entrance

he's really into the egyptian pyramids rn

KURT!!! ❤��❤️❤️❤️

i love his fruity little outfit

omg i remember having such a crush on him bc he was EMO

angel looks great here too

erik you may have a wife now but i know what you are

naw they r kinda cute, and his relationship with his daughter is very wholesome

though what happened to them is one of the things i remember from this movie and it scarred me as a child

YOO IS THAT JUBILEE

they did not have the budget to have hank in full beast mode

storm!!!

"im blue!" | LOVE YOU KURT UR SO CUTE

YES THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE

THE SWEET DREAMS SCENE

moira it was a horrible idea to call the government, that i remind you, HATES MUTANTS

BE NICE TO HANK I KNOW HIS APPEARANCE IS JARRING BUT LEAVE HIM ALONE HES SWEET

bro peter why are you asking what magneto was like you LITERALLY broke him out of jail

HES PETERS FATHER???

LOGAN!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

he's kinda attractive when he's feral...

HES GOING BALD

y'know jean you could walk a little faster

this is kind of an urgent situation

YEAH THAT MOVIE ATE

i may be biased cuz it's the only one i'd ever seen prior to watching all these but whatever it was still good

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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i think they would be very good friends!

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Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet

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Here is part 3 of me watching all the x-men movies in order with commentary from when I was texting my friend about it

thirdly, x-men origins: wolverine

OMG BABY WOLVERINE HE'S SO CUTE

i think his brother likes killing a little too much

bro still has his sass, just not his messed up face

guess this took place while he was still doing mercenary work

they gave victor little fangs thats actually adorable

based on what i think i know about wolverine i say stryker only looks different cuz logan's memory is all messy

bros just gonna go out into the african wilderness??

i hate to say it but logan that does not feel like the best idea

at least wait until you are back in canada to ditch

i cant tell if victor and logan actually look alike or if i just think they look alike because they have the same facial hair

because that's obviously a genetic trait

LOGAN IT IS SUCH A BAD IDEA TO SMOKE AROUND THAT MUCH WOOD COME ON MAN UR SMARTER THAN THIS

bro him and his girlfriend are so cute and yet i'm positive she will die

i remeber a bit from apocalypse and logan was captured then??

does bro lose in this movie???

REMY!!!

ohhhhh nooo

i’ve seen deadpool

i know exactly what is coming

i miss remy's cajun accent :(

OH MY GOSH

I DIDNT SEE THE TWIST WITH HIS GF COMING

DEADPOOL WITH LAZER EYES MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

bro had to watch his gf die twice that's crazy

ok so overall the movie was fine, ngl i just found it really funny

it makes no sense with any of the other movies so i now believe it is a separate timeline

(also i just realized since Logan was present in WW2 it is very possible he met captain america)

(tho if cap did know him then there would be two ppl cap knew from the war who were amnesiacs turned into living weapons)

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