#WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT

[crazerk]

Will a Kaz in love with MC pen and recite poems for them (Muhibbi style) 🙈

Omg now he will. That’s so adorable. 💕

Imagine him writing a verse about Mcs eyes and sketching a picture as his councilors advise him on matters of the state. They’re like are you paying attention??? And he’s wondering what rhymes with gorgeous.

[mpsansy]

Most monsters believe that the Balance is the simple balance of power and dominance between humans and monsters.

But this is merely part of the bigger picture. Rather, it is the Balance of Everything - Nature, Time and Space, Life and Death, Good and Evil, Light and Darkness, even Reality itself.

To protect and maintain such a Balance is no easy feat, and is a great burden to bear, especially when there are forces that could and would tip it in their favor, at the expense of others.

But is a task that Kibosh takes with utmost seriousness. Anyone or anything who threatens the Balance is a threat to be dealt with without hesitation or mercy.

(Ooh, this is some tasty work wait a moment)

It’s easy to see that word in its simplest form.

So easy.

Because no one knows it holds a greater meaning than what it lets on.

But to have its fullest context presented to you here is something astounding. Doesn’t really sound like a fun job, but when has any job been such a way?

Never.

Not once throughout all of existence. It’s a prison in of itself that is unforgiving, yet this is where Kibosh remains. Keeping the Balance not out of the sheer kindness of his heart, no. It’s an obligation that must be taken seriously. This is the position he’s held for such a long time. I doubt any soul can do a better job than he has.

This is not to brag, it is a simple fact.

No one would know what to do if they took his place. The complexities of such concepts are not so clear either. You’d need to have a completely open mind. But even then, you still wouldn’t achieve the level he’s set.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Abadon is the only one who has this House Rules shit figured out

[national-hockey-gay]

most of my housing accommodations for college got approved except my request for an individual room, which i wanted for several accessibility issues but mostly if i had an episode of unconsciousness i don’t want to be assaulted by someone i don’t know,

and it was rejected because “i need to just talk to my roommate about that”

[this-is-me19]

Why did I never to think to use soundscapes in school?

[halogenerically]

Why couldn't pie have just...

they really didn't take advantage of pies squiggly arms enough

[cursedbanalities]

Lately, life has felt like my upstairs neighbors. Every time I try to relax, or enjoy a little bit of quiet, dare I even say peace, it’s interrupted by the loud and obtuse.

✨Self-centeredness is what makes the world go ‘round, I suppose!✨

[not-an-emotion]

[buttercup-b0ss]

that’s evolution

One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft

[noodles-and-tea]

💫⭐️✨🌟

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell

[cryingyouariver]

Ohhhh my god

can't stop thinking about the dorian gray inspired flesh victim being named daria every time i think about it i start giggling and kicking my feet

[vongulli]

old drawings from like 2022 of my cat lady theif, Natanya!

[calmbigdipper]

I believe Fugo and Trish would be besties in the most awkward way possible

[jillias]

*About three years ago*

Me, a breakfast chain waitress responding to being flagged down by a table: “Yes?”

Customer: “Hi, instead of hashbrowns could I possibly get French Fries instead?”

Me: “Oh I’m sorry, we actually don’t have French fries.”

Customer: “But you have hashbrowns.”

Me: “Yes Ma’am we do”

Customer: “Just cut the potato different then.”

[ciderjacks]

Party infighting