#WHY ARE THESE JUST SAMATOKI AND ICHIRO LMAO

[crehador]

somehow while clicking around i wound up on the tag and post content filtering help center page and the example screenshots of filtered tags and content took me out

[akkivee]

HAPPY HYPDREAM DROP DAY I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[somethinabouthypmic]

it's been awhile since i used this acc but admin is back into hypmic again so here we go! Realistic dating expectations for hypmic characters:

yipppeee here we go.

buster bros!!

hypmic characters, realistic expectations for dating:

ichiro: if you want to be with ichiro, then you should wait until his brothers are old enough to take care of themselves, even then, it might just be the same way forever, and good luck trying to date ichiro with jiro and saburo in the way. he takes family seriously as well, zero to no chance of it actually happening.

jiro: he's said before that he doesn't care for dating or girls, he just gets confused and wonders why it matters, so i don't think any girl would have a real chance with him, but if you're like one of the guys, then maybe.

saburo: saburo is a narcissistic asshole, so if you can stick with him for longer than a couple of weeks, then maybe it might work. Natural love is what he said that he wants, so take it slow, but you're most likely not going to have a chance with our little hacker boy

MAD TRIGGER CREW

samatoki: uh,,, good luck. But hey, he promised to never raise his hand to a woman so that's good. The relationship with him would probably dangerous, as yakuza work often is, definitely don't recommend it.

Jyuto: don't actually know too much about this one, but he's def into some kinky shit. His overtime is stupid and he works a lot, he probably also has a lot of enemies so be careful.

rio: uh.. wanna live in the woods and eat his survival cooking? are you sure?

Fling Posse

ramuda: ramuda belongs to everyone, having him to yourself is quite difficult, if you can be an onee-san/onii-san that sticks out to him enough, you might be able to be one of his models or a closer friend, but that's about it. watch out for his girlfriends.

gentaro: ehhh,,, good luck, I don't see why he wouldn't try dating, I don't really have anything else to say except watch out for the teasing.

dice: homeless man definitely will ask you for money if you're dating him. and he will gamble it all away. Be prepared to have a leech in your home.

Matenro

jakurai: he would definitely be a very nice partner, but he is also famous, so watch out for the grandpa's fangirls. And, watch out for drunkurai.

hifumi: ....he's terrified of women, so if you're a man there's a better chance, but, all of his fangirls will not like you.

doppo: not seeing him often during his job would be difficult, and all he wants to do on his breaks is sleep.. so... if you want to spend time with him, the best time to do it is just napping together, cuddling, and spending quality time when you can.

Bad ass temple

kuko: can monks even date? anyways, if he enters a romantic relationship with a person, the buddhist teachings state that nonattachment is important in romantic relationships, and to disregard attachments that cause pain, so kuko will love you unconditionally, and you have to do the same with him to make it work properly. anyways he's a little bit of an ass and a gremlin but once you're past that he's great dude.

jyushi: Oh the romance, he really wants it badly, but he will probably be a nervous little baby around you since he is a little crybaby. But all you have to do is love him for him and he will love you as well. Cuddle time is necessary.

Hitoya: I don't actually know enough about him, but, he is very dad-like. You're in good hands legally as well. Holding onto him on the back of his motorcycle? That's hot bro.

DOITSUITARE HOMPO

sasara: did someone say humor is important in relationships? anyways, he is definitely going to annoy you to death but he is really a sweet guy.

rosho: oh baby, oh sweetheart. Such a kind sensei. He's very smart, so i think dating him would be nice.

rei: uh, i'm not sure about this one, but I think he'd be a good sugar daddy. But be careful, he might abandon you like he did with his sons. lmao.

[astro-break]

Thoughts on the 11th ep of Hypmic Rhyme Anima+. Spoilers beware

Season 1 | Ep.1 | Ep.2 | Ep.3 | Ep.4 | Ep. 5 | Ep. 6 | Ep. 7 | Ep. 8 | Ep. 9 | Ep. 10

eyyy separating them into their gumis! the gentaro and jyushi interaction is cute and i love how worried jyushi is about hifu thats so sweet of him

i love how thats the part that kuko focuses on www

LMAO ramuda's cute

i love how ichiro's accent just slipped out a bit there its cute

hm i still think kaibyakumon is in the right

Hey look at that! we finally got why kenji is so invested in them. would have liked to see more of the three but ill take what i can get

honestly i wanna ship akira and satoru so bad wwww they have so much ship potential

YES. THANK YOU RAMUDA. just let them destroy each other my goodness

idk if this show wants to villainize or humanize kaibyakumon. like on one hand everyone's against him on principle but i don't see why they should be?? Ramuda is right, hes the answer to 90% of the casts outside problems

RIP HITOYA LMAO

i love how samatoki is probably the only consistent character here and just wants to be the one to punch the government in the face www

ugh i really wanted ramuda to have won that argument. it suckksss they really went with the most boring path

poor doppo, i feel so bad for him

even poor hifumi can't stand to watch ripp

i love seeing rio in his element, hes kinda cute like that

lmao rei being waving off his own son as if hes just a brat

man i do hope that they get their just revenge. it would be nice but unfortunately impossible just because of the nature of this sort of anime

LMAO HES SO EXHAUSTED THAT HES HALLUCINATING OH NOOOOOOO i feel so bad for doppo sometimes

wow for all that talk of stealth rio just blew up a whole wall

OOOOO GUMI SONG!!!!!!!!!!

hmm i don't like the last two songs as much but there is intresting wordplay to be found in ciaro's verses, especially one as an anti-governmental piece

damn so it seems like the last three episodes will be just the gumis going to each place and fighting off the others

oooo theres a bit of rio's rap ability on show with that shelter

HAHA DICE PUSHING RIO AWAYYYY

OH FUCK ARE THEY CORRUPTING THE DATA TO THE POINT WHERE THEY"RE KILLING AKIRA AND SATORU??????

ey look at that!! I did sort of predict the mass hypnosis! granted its subliminal messaging but im fine with being wrong once in a while

LMAO GAMBLER LIFE

damn theyre still gay after death

the "whos gonna answer my questions" has the same vibe as "who else will I eat icecream with?" thing from kingdom hearts wwww

bro i want a season just about these two idiots

hmm intresting design for scuro i do like it

man now i really do like akira and satoru. they're cool. I hate this bc i know in the end they'll die and kaibyakumon will get his ass kicked to preserve the status quo. i do hope that the anime does use this as a jumping off point tho bc the premise is pretty fun

tho they probably won't. as i said status quo as long as the source material still insists on the current status quo of keeping chuuoku in power. The drama CDs do seem like its building towards a conclusion but its not enough for any meaningful change yet.

tho the anime is original content and thus exists in a separate sphere from the CDs. Its entirely possible that they may move ahead and start shaking things up but i doubt it

lol why the dotsuhon ed they got so little screen time this episode ripp them

[sylhea-raemi]

Sasara's sibling-like relationships with kuukou and nemu are different. Sasara and nemu are like this sibling-in-law dynamic that rarely see each other but gets along well while sasara and kuukou are the true sibling dynamic that have banters but at times have normal and casual talks.

[honey-milk-depresso]

Ichiro, Samatoki, Jyuto and Jakurai with an s/o that has a contagious laugh but they laugh at the simplest things. Like someone who finds Sasara's horrible puns funny kind of person.

(do I even make sense here lmao)

I love this! This is just so cute <3!!

Hypmic S/o who laughs at the simplest things

Ichiro Yamada

Ichiro finds that so cute about you!

One time he went to the supermarket with you, and you went over to the counter to pay for the items.

While queuing, you saw this cute looking ice cream cartoon on the wall of the ice cream stand which was directly opposite of the queue.

And you just started giggling-

And Ichiro looked so confused with his adorable smile like "???"

And you pointed to that ice cream cartoon just telling him how funny and cute it looks and he finds it so funny.

You really can laugh at almost anything, huh?

Is that why you laugh at every single one of his jokes and stories?

Well, he finds that super adorable, and he laughs along with you, as he kisses your forehead as you giggle even more.

You're just his adorable, little s/o <3

Samatoki Aohitsugi

Has literally no idea why you laugh-

Like-

He was just trying to make soup, and he was trying to find the carrot he asked someone to buy for him.

Unfortunately, they couldn't find the brand that he usually would buy, so he got this radish in a bag that had a cute rabbit logo on it.

So he left the plastic bag on the counter when you walked in.

And you just started laughing while pointing at the plastic bag.

And he was like ???

Wtf-

Are you okay????

"S/o, why are you laughing??"

"T-the rabbit.. It's just so.. Pfft- It's just so funny-"

And he's even more confused-

Okay- wtf-

You're seriously gonna laugh at something like this???

But to be honest, he slowly found himself laughing with you, because god, that's just so stupid.

Not to say he's insulting you, but he just finds it so funny you found humor in a cartoon mascot for carrots-

Like- Come on now-

But your laugh is just super adorable that it's just contagious, he can't help but laugh as he ruffles your hair <3

Jyuto Iruma

The most confused out of the four-

Why??? Is it really that funny???

Like,

he was passing by a store with you, and there was a poster with the title of "The rotation of the earth, really made my day" get it?? I'm horrible when you had the sudden epiphany-

And you just started laughing so badly,

and he thought you went insane-

When you pointed to him what you were laughing your ass of about, he just stare at it and cringe.

Are you kidding me right now, s/o?

You seriously gonna laugh at this shit-

Why-

He just looks at you unamused, as now there's a random tall sexy boyfriend standing there looking so done at his lover who's laughing their ass off at some joke literally-

W h y-

Ah, but alas, he can't help but smile at you.

He just playfully rolls his eyes telling you you're a weirdo before he takes your hand and gently place a kiss on your forehead <3

Jakurai Jinguji

He's very fond of your habit of laughing at small things.

It means you must be a very happy person, which is good!

Laughter and happiness are the key medicines to living healthy!

Jakurai stop making me feel things- I-

He found it really cute when he was in the clinic, and some little kid gave him a poster with a horrible pun of "Why did the banana went to the doctor? Because it wasn't PEELING well" .

And he decided to just hang it up on his wall at his home.

And when you saw it you started laughing so much.

At first, he didn't really thought of the joke much, just a thoughtful and meaningful gift from a patient, no biggie-

But as he sees you laugh and looks back at the poster,

he realizes just how funny and bad the pun was.

You would laugh so hard because of such pun? That's so adorable!

Of course, Jakurai only chuckles softly unlike you who was already dying of laughter-

He places a kiss on your lips as he smiles.

He can't really tell if it was the joke that made him laugh, or that the sound of your laughter made him laugh

[kanri-tea]

TDD Time Travel

The TDD time travel back in time, but they're from 10 years in the future where the Chuuoku is defeated and they've all made up and get along now. Ichiro, Samatoki, Ramuda, and Jakurai are very confused, but hey, they're in the past, so why not do a bit... tweaking. Cue the chaos because the TDD are beyond giving a shit about anything anymore.

(I wrote this a while back and forgot about it. I thought it was funny, so here we are. It's just pure crack.)

Y'know that feeling when you know something's off, but you can't tell something's off, but it just bothers you in the back of your mind, constantly reminding you that something is wrong?

Yeah, well that's how Ramuda felt for all of ten minutes after waking up in an apartment that felt mildly different from the one that he fell asleep in before, but the old man could be petty sometimes, so who knows.

And then he looked in to the mirror and screamed. His reflection screamed alongside him, showing a much, much younger and very different face from the one he saw in the mirror the night before.

What the hell, he thought faintly, and right on cue, his phone (in a case he hadn't had in a long, loooong time) began to vibrate.

Ichiro's morning routine was pretty simple: wake up, brush his teeth, eat breakfast while checking his phone for any messages from his brothers or Rei, and then get ready for work.

Sure, it was kind of lonely sometimes, with Jiro choosing to move away several years back for a job opportunity and Saburo living away in dorms, but hey, at least Rei dropped by every once in a while and Samatoki, Ramuda, and Jakurai were still in Tokyo. Ichiro got his socialization whenever he could, but man, he really empathized with Kannonzaka now. Office jobs were exhausting.

So of course, when he is rudely woken up by the familiar, yet not-quite-so-familiar sounds of Jiro and Saburo's pre-puberty voices arguing, it takes Ichiro a moment to remember if he'd taken any drugs the night before.

As he watches the two from the staircase, he dazedly pinches himself, and yeah, that definitely hurt. So not a dream. As the reality of this strange situations finally starts to hit Ichiro (and an panic attack too, because what the frick is going on???), his phone begins to ring,

Jakurai was well-aware that he wasn't the most attentive person in the morning. Ramuda had more than enough pictures and videos of Jakurai's pre-caffeinated self to prove that.

… Well, Jakurai thinks to himself, this is new. It's embarrassing to admit it, but Jakurai hadn't noticed the switch at first. Maybe his first sign should've been the lack of a hangover or the quietness of his apartment. He'd gone through several hours of paperwork without noticing anything right up until Shishikai started yipping and growling like a particularly annoying puppy that Jakurai realized that, wait a minute, Shishikai got his license revoked nearly 8 years ago.

He spends a good couple of minutes zoned out while Shishikai rants about one thing or another before mumbling out some excuse and starts heading back to his office. If what he thinks has happened is true, then well, Ichiro, Samatoki, and Ramuda may have very well traveled back as well.

As his phone rings, Jakurai sighs again. Maybe Ramuda was right, he really was getting too old for this shit. Maybe he really should've drunk that 6th cup of coffee this morning. (If Jakurai ever saw the Rei he knew in the near future, he was going to kick that man's ass, nearly 60 or not. Hitoya did always say that their bad ideas almost always came from their drinking sessions.)

Samatoki takes one look at Jyuto's significantly younger face and slam's the door in the man's face. Nope. Hell no, whatever was going on, it was way too early to deal with any of this shit.

Even after forcibly being dragged into Jyuto's car via handcuffs, Samatoki stews in his thoughts. Whatever shitty dream this is, Samatoki wants to wake up now. Really, this time of his life may have been one of the highest of highs, but it was also one of the lowest of lows. Samatoki would really prefer to dream of other things.

It's not until he gets a hit of Rio's cooking that he finally comes to term with the fact that somehow, he's in the past. Man, no matter how many years it's been, Rio's cooking is always terrifying, Samatoki grimaces. Jyuto is silently dying besides him, as per usual.

As Samatoki contemplates if he's actually in hell or if Rio's cooking has finally caused him to hallucinate, his phone (which somehow miraculously still has signal for once) begins to ring.

The TDD start a group chat to complain about how stupid the past was.

Jakurai is a little bit less iffy about using his assassin skills in his old age and uses them to deal with some nuisances (Honobono, who? Lmao like fuck was Jakurai going to let anyone hurt his precious people ever again)

Ramuda starts a clone revolution and ropes Amayado in to helping. Well, more like gets Jakurai to get Amayado to help because they were sorta-friends in the future

Ichiro sort-of tries to get along with Rei, but it's a work in progress. He knows that Saburo got along pretty well with the man in the future, but man, Rei sure was a deadbeat dad (Ichiro spends a good while contemplating if he could wring out some child support money from the man)

Samatoki spends time chilling. He can't really rescue Nemu from the clutches of the Chuuoku without possibly hurting her because of the incomplete "perfect microphone"

The changes to their personalities, while miniscule, is more than enough to send their teammates reeling and confused

"You know, I spent like, a good five seconds thinking about it, but no thanks!" Ramuda tells the Chuuoku when they order him to try to mind control Jakurai. "Y'all are kinda stupid though, trying to fuck over that old man, he's sooo vicious, y'know?"

"Sit your fucking ass down, you stupid clown," Samatoki tells Sasara the next time he sees him, "the shits I currently give are nonexistent and if you wanna fight, Ichiro said he'd fight you in my place. What a brat."

"I kinda hate you and you owe me like, 15 years worth of child support," Ichiro informs Rei, "but I'm pretty sure you'd get along with Saburo like a house on fire and that's the only reason I'm not going to stab you. (Don't set a house on fire like you guys did in the future. PLEASE)"

"Ah, yes. Of course I desire to work with you after you tell a clone of my former (and future current) partner to essentially kill himself and then proceed to threaten my son in all but blood," Jakurai deadpans, "I appreciate your interest in my abilities, but please do kindly fuck off."

[bow-wow-wark-wark]

Heya *waves waves* it's time for the long awaited (not really) speaker ranking, woo!!

This one might be a little harsh... pls dont take it to personally it's just for fun ;) sry for any misspellings again and sorry if I say something that sounds like idk what I'm talking about (I sorta don't) with that out of the way actual ranking

Pics from glory or dust lmao. Like, I'm so allergic to having the chars on the pics but... you gotta do what you gotta do

Ichiro

3/10

I'm assuming we all have the same opinion, but Ichiros speakers suck 😑 blegh... like they are super boring and have little to nothing related to him... I have a post about it, but new speakers for ichiro 2021!! Mmmm I really dont like it, the colors are egh, it doesnt have something particularly shocking so 😴😴 idk about new ones: a tv maybe (you watch anime in those), a light novel, specific anime related things...

Jiro

5/10

Ok, like let's all admit it, it's pretty tame nothing to crazy; i do like it tho. Like all the things in the drums, the BB logo!! Is fun how both ichi and him have it but not saburo (I think) Super cute, I also like the guitars and all that. The fact that its pretty empty, is both a con and a pro; like nothing much too look at, but that makes it easy on the eyes. Besides its a nice reminder that Jiro likes to play the guitar which I dont always remember (sry 😅)

Saburo

7/10 *the writing says "no logo"*

I really like saburos, definitely not my favorite, but It's very nice. I honestly like how chaotic and mean saburo can be; which is why i think the organ is a very good choice. After all, like we all know organs are super dramatic and they make very deep noices (as far as I know, lmao) which contrasts with the  light tones in his voice; also since they are so big and grandiose I feel like it goes well with saburos god complex. Also it takes a lot of space which saburo doenst really do bc hes small and a kid. Anyways very nice ;)

Samatoki

8/10

Jejeje, I looove samatokis speakers. I'm not gonna lie, it can be so silly and corny sometimes; like it's so over the top and it's so fucking big!!! Nonetheless, I like it. The blue really creates a great contrast with samatokis grey-ish palette, and I think that a giant fucking skull grabbing a coffin is very samatoki. Still, super space taking, and I would like if the speakers had something bigger to do w samatoki apart from the name.

Jyuto

4-5/10

(What's with me and not giving jyuto clear scores, lmao) ok so like 50/50 on his speakers, bc I guess it's nice, I find it a lil funny; specifically if you think about the Yokohama Walker remix, so loud!!! Still, very egh; like it makes sense on the police topic, but PLEASE something else would be nice. Also the clusterfuck of megaphones looks a lil ugly. Besides it bring little to no contrast to jyutos palette, like girl he is already black and red.

Rio

4/10

.... Rio is my absolute beloved, but.... the speakers are very uncool, umm the shape is egh, I dont like the concept that much, it's also stupidly big... not my biggest pick. It looks cool sometimes, but the previously said points really dont do it for me.

Ok, I'm gonna end it here, will probs divide it into 3 bc I dont want it to be too long

[hypnomicimagines]

Hii! I just wanted to say that I am absolutely in love with your works!! <33 they’re seriously so freaking adorable or just overall amazing. Especially your Samatoki fics!

But I’m relatively new to HypMic, I’m on episode 7-8, and I saw there’s only 13 episodes.

So the two groups, BAT and DH and the six characters, do we meet them in the later episodes or are they only featured in the manga / game?

You can ignore this!

Oh I love informing people about Things

So Hypmics original and primary canon media is drama tracks, there’s 16 right now I think? Which have been coming out since 2017 and DH and BAT didn’t appear in those until late 2019. All of them except for the two from the guidebook (which focus on Chuuoku and actually have a big reveal everyone had been theorizing about lmaoo) are on Apple Music/Spotify and there are translations on the wiki. Rei from DH appears at the end of the anime but none of the other characters do (which is fucking criminal I can’t have anything)

The events of the anime are the same in terms of the DRB (who fights who and who wins) but beyond that the whole end conflict, Tom and co., etc. stuff is entirely new so the anime is essentially AU. I’d personally say you could consider it canon up until Ramudas whole thing before their first battle bc I feel like they change Ramudas character/motives too much. Some of the scenes (like when they’re all standing outside Chuuoku upon arrival) are lifted right from the drama track (although altered for length)

I would say the manga is required reading. It gives the backstory of (so far) DH and BAT, The Dirty Dawg and why they broke up, and Ichiro and Samatokis teams before TDD. Sasara from DH actually appeared in the manga first before his drama track came out if i remember correctly, Kuko probably did too but I don’t know for sure. A lot of these chapters and scenes are also lifted directly from the drama tracks, usually alternated with chapters of original content

The game doesn’t actually have a lot of the main story translated so I don’t know a lot but all the event stories are translated, it’s again entirely AU about you (the player) as a DJ who meets the divisions at the DRB and then they basically adopt you like I literally dont know what it’s about shdkfbskdb but you get to see more character interactions and stuff. Jakurai said he always wanted to wrestle a bear once and Ichiro yelled at him. Jakurai also likes cryptids. The event stories are unironically hilarious.

I gave you way more info then you asked for and I’m sorry lmaoo but if you have more questions feel free to ask xoxo

-Matenro Admin

I just write the stories and Matenro Admin does every other informational thing on this blog lmao but thank you for the compliments on my writing!! 

~Fling Posse Admin

[hypmicyume]

Hypmic Voice-to-Text Mishaps

While using the voice-to-text feature on my phone while on Discord, I noticed it messed up a Hypmic Character’s name (Samatoki) and I found this amusing and decided to say all the names of the boys (full names) and see what it would come up with and these were the hellish results.

Ichiro Yamada (Ichiro Yamada. It got it right! Nice.)

Giro Yamada (Jiro Yamada. I mean, close.)

Subaru Llama (Saburo Yamada. Subaru isn’t far off I guess, but LLAMA? Why are you hearing Yamada wrong all the sudden?)

Somatoke Outitug (Samatoki Aohitsugi. Usually it hears his name as “Summer Toki” or “Summer Toke”)

Due to Iruma (Jyuto Iruma. LOL WH- I mean, what isn’t due to Jyuto anyway?)

Rio Mason Bussejima (Riou Mason Busujima. This was surprisingly close somehow!)

Ramada on Memorial (Ramuda Amemura. Ramuda is spelled wrong but still. uHM excuse me, phone, is this a dark joke?? I don’t appreciate it!)

Didn’t Thought of You Minnow (Gentaro Yumeno. Well. I didn’t think of you either. How tf-)

Dice Adisugawa (Dice Arisugawa. I am surprised the last name is simply off by a simple letter, not bad.)

Decorating Gucci (Jakurai Jinguji. WH- HUH? Forget being a doctor, he’s Gucci now. Guess Ramuda rubbed off on him a bit.)

He Flew Me Izanami (Hifumi Izanami. The last name is right but WHAT- I MEAN I GUESS I SEE HOW IT HEARD THAT)

Topo Canon Soccer (Doppo Kannonzaka. I mean, compared to some of these, I can see how it heard this but still wtf)

Sasura Neuter Day (Sasara Nurude. The first name is a letter off, not bad, but THAT LAST NAME I- NEUTER DAY? I-)

Rocho Sasujimuri (Rosho Tsusujimori. For as wacky sounding as his last name is I am surprised my phone was some what close, the first name is not too bad I guess)

Ray Armageddon (Rei Amayado. First name is basically right, just spelled different but WHAT. ARMAGEDDON? I see... This is what the conman has been planning...)

Cuco Hor (Kuko Harai. Another that’s “right” with the wrong spelling for the first name. Hor... I think it couldn’t pick up “rai” when I spoke lmao)

Juicy I’m In (Jyushi Aimono. HAHAHAHA WHAT? LMAO I’M IN! FUCKIN- WHAT?)

Hey Toya I’m a Goonie (Hitoya Amaguni. THIS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE BY FAR WHAT THE FUCK. I just think of the movie The Goonies and I fucking cAN’T-)

Okay well, this was amusing and fun, if you want a laugh, reblog and add in your own voice-to-text madness and see what you get!

[tsuuuukiii]

2, 19, and 28 :3

me just curious

AHHH thanks!☺️ AND SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE SCHOOL KEPT ME BUSY💔

This post came out unexpectedly long😀

2. First impressions of the characters? Who stuck out the most?

YESS THIS ONE IS FUN OKAY SO

Ramuda and saburo were the ones that stuck out the most for me!! I thought they were cute and liked the way they sang. Plus I was in love with Ramuda’s design👁👁

For each character (SOME OF THESE ARE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I THINK NOW LOL😭😭):

Ichiro: dont really remember what I thought of him :(

Jiro: he’s kinda ugly…. (LMAO I WAS SO WRONG FORGIVE ME JIRO ILY)

Saburo: ohhh he’s so cute! His voice is nice

Samatoki: he’s pale. Looks scary ngl😥 love his voice though

Jyuto: looks like he has a high pitched voice (I was right lol). Why does he make that weird face a lot

Rio: *Whats my name instrumental plays* yeah ok he’s cool

Ramuda: WHATS HIS NAME HES SO CUTE THE PINK HAIR HIS VOICE HIS OUTFIT HE LOOKS SO SWEET- (something like that🙈)

Gentaro: okay but why is he SO PRETTY????? LOOVE his clothes he looks so elegant🥺

Dice: I like his voice a lot and his song is catchy but for some reason I feel like he’s really mean…?😥😥😥 (fun fact this was a genuine fear and I didn’t fully get into dice bc of this until a month later. Am stupid I love this man)

Jakurai: I don’t like this guy. How do people simp over him? He changes the whole vibe of the all star songs ofc he won the drb😔 (dont attack me for this pls I like him now😭)

Hifumi: oh he’s the one who made fun of gentaro’s clothes…😐😑 (again, I was stupid. This man deserves everything and I love him)

Doppo: okay but his voice>>>> UFUFJEBD yeah. I see why people relate to him. But. He’s cool

Kuko: hmmm he’s okay I guess… I don’t really know what to think of him😓😭 (I started reading the tdd manga a few weeks later AND I WAS IN LOVE WITH KUKO)

Jyushi: OMG HIS VOICE THO!! Hmm not really sure if I like the black and blond hair🙁,,, (clown moment I hate it here) AND HIS AESTHETIC IS EVERYTHING💜💜

Hitoya: I can’t do this. Why does his hair look like that😭 he’s pretty cool tho😎

Sasara: gin from bleach!! :0 silly man go brr

Rosho: the best looking one from dh ngl. I like his glasses but his sweater reminds me of akechi from persona 5

Rei: *hears his voice for the first time* oh…uhhh… I really don’t like his voice..😰 (LMAO I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIS VOICE LIKE NOT EVEN IN A HATEFUL WAY JUST GENUINELY UNCOMFORTABLE) I don’t like him he’s so old toooo😭

19. Do you kin? No shame! Why are the characters relatable to you?

There’s some characters I relate to in a way but I personally don’t kin *glaring at u @kekekeyamada* in the way where I say I’m *them*, if that makes sense?😅 so here’s mine:

Jiro: himbo🤝bimbo/hj

Saburo: the sarcasm

Ramuda: we both like cute things😎

Jyushi: Oh my god yeah definitely THE CRYING. it’s so easy for me to cry LOL. But I think I want to be a more confident person too, just like how jyushi is doing. And also!! We’re into the same fashion!! :D💕💕

28. Do you follow any of the seiyuu outside of HypMic?

Not sure if this means on social media but if it does then I follow them on insta and twitter🥰

[crehador]

top 5 things u love about smic :>

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i've been so full blown obsessed with them for so long that i don't even know how to articulate all of the things i feel but this is a delightful question thank u and i will do my best to stay coherent

in no particular order

1) i mean look at them

like this is of course not the main thing that draws me to them but they are very aesthetically pleasing together lmao and why lie? that's definitely one of the things i love about them. the dark haired one and the white haired one is a combination that simply does not miss

of course it's not just their hair colors either, i love a good height difference ship but for smic i love that there's just a 1cm difference between them. the visual effect of ichiro growing throughout their knowing each other is so so so good to me. like him being quite noticeably shorter than samatoki in their tdd days, when he looked up to samatoki (literally) and idolized him, to being almost samatoki's height in the present when they're both leaders of their own divisions, more like equals than ever before

2) their unique ability to understand each other

ok so i'm actually very big on the family bonds (*komachan voice* KIZUNA) between the divisions, and i absolutely do not think ichiro is the only person who can understand samatoki and samatoki is the only person who can understand ichiro. i see them as both having many significant people in their lives, like yes i'm perpetually unwell about them but i also think they aren't each other's only important person

that said

i think both of them being big brothers thrust into a position where they have to essentially raise their younger siblings is a point of connection that really compels me. i think ichiro doing his best to take care of jiro and saburo is something samatoki can respect about him

and i like what that can mean for their tdd days. ichiro always being the oldest, and finally having someone he can look up to like a big brother. samatoki so used to being a big brother that it just comes so naturally to him to take care of ichiro too

kind of unrelated to this point but i've always found it sooooo funny to think of like what if they bonded over samatoki being like "my parents are dead" and ichiro being like "wow mine too" but then

then samatoki meets rei

and then eventually [redacted] as well lmaoooooo

3) the growing they have to do

i looove a good friends to lovers story, i looove a good enemies to lovers story, but i LOOOOOOVE a good friends to enemies to lovers story like holy shit

this is possibly the thing that compels me most about them, like the fact that they were so tight and then completely broke down? having to work back to good from that? mwah i can't get enough of that

and i think that breaking down is really important to them, it's not just unnecessary drama. in their tdd days, the way ichiro idolized samatoki was so unsustainable in the long run. he had to be a little broken to see that samatoki's only human too, that he isn't all powerful, that he's just a man. i think it's so important for ichiro to see that samatoki is just a man before he can love him like a man, rather than some sort of god figure

samatoki has his growing to do as well, of course, and i looove to see a version of him that really struggles with that. like i am obsessed with this hc of him going from being hellbent on being respected by ichiro to realizing he's like uncomfortably horny about being disrespected by ichiro lmao

4) bbmtc famblyyyyyy

alright this isn't technically smic-specific but i am really really obsessed with this future where bbmtc are one big family, and i can so easily see it happening when smic are together

samatoki is such a big brother that it would come so naturally to him to be a big brother to jiro and saburo too. and i think nemu would be a really good big sister and friend to them too. plus uncles rio and jyuto! jyuto maybe insisting he is nowhere near old enough to be anyone's uncle lol

my old hc before jiro changed what he called ichiro was that jiro would one day call samatoki aniki and i still grrrrrrrr want that to happen but i do like the canonical growth in jiro too so it's all asdlkfja;kldfj I WANT IT BOTH WAYS

anyway. i guess to relate this to smic, i love that they would both care for each other's families like they're their own (and rio and jyuto are family of course)

5) they're so intense about hating each other that i can easily imagine them being just as intense about loving each other

looove a smic that's just grossly ridiculously absurdly in love. like let them be cringe honestly. i'm obsessed with them but they're more obsessed with each other and that's exactly how i like it

[akkivee]

also???????? jiro got put on a team with sasara, sang with kuukou and is now beefing with samatoki in hypdream, like ichiro who atp LMAO

[pokeydapuppy]

The groups I’m cheering for this DRB ovo

Pfft, I am suuuuper late

But my final thoughts!

As you can see from above, I want BB, M, and FP to win. I only realized that I just needed Samatoki in there to be TDD haha Honestly a bit disappointing that I didn’t but lemme explain myself for my reasons.

While I do love the new divisions (I’m a hard DH fan tbh lol), I mostly wanted to focus on how it would affect the story and then the group’s performance. Since the start, before the lives, I wanted to support BB, M, and MTC. As you can see, It’s been changed from MTC to FP X”D 

(Black Journey is too powerful imo it has me rolling every time. Though ramuda’s first beginning aprt definitely caught me off guard and that lil intro had me laughing. That chorus??? Freaking <3<3) 

Buster Bros, I think I only got around to talk about the first two groups never the next two pfft. As much as I would like to see our favorite comedy duo win, I really want them to beat their father and get a sense of victory as well. I won’t forget the fact that they were the first to go first DRB rip   Re:Start is ultimately better than Wara Osaka in my opinion, even if its tacky dance lives rent free in my mind and I think about them often lol. Jiro’s Aniki is going to take some time to get used to, but I think that development (all of them, save Ichiro tbh ??) in the drama track has pulled my heartstrings and they’re adorable.

Hmm, honestly when it does come to M vs BAT, my sibling has had me conflicted many times. (She’s also the one that converted me from MTC to FP blame her lol) It’s true- if BB is going to win, wouldn’t we want a Naughty Busters like reunion? If we aren’t going to get it from DH and MTC that is. Kaigen and RIP are also superb compared to Tomoshibi... (it was a good song I swear- just come on, BAT had more energy this time around XD It fit the hype I was looking for in the 2nd DRB) Rip for Kuko’s scream that isn’t in the actual recording only in the live ashdjkk. If he doesn’t do that future lives still Imma be sad lmao. Anyways I don’t think the “champions” should just go afterwards either. Also les make that inferior complex worse ehhhhh jkjk Also, overall I just feel like M’s popularity and that Drama track might secure them that win. I think the plot might be cleaner then?? Of course, it’s all debatable and Im sure that if either team won, the story could still develop just fine.

Dear goodness, Jyuuto’s part in Hunting Charm actually haunts me. Anyways, Fp doesn’t deserve to lose, what was that one joke floating around about the pink one getting it. Please. Just let them trick or treat form other clones, he doesn’t deserve this ajhsjkkk While as much as I think Samatoki deserves that win and revenge for Nemu (Also potentially meeting her?? But ig he doesn’t have to win to have that opportunity) I feel that FP’s stronger bond and passion to live might push them for that win. 

As for the versus songs themselves-

Ohhh dear Most favorite to least favorite:

Reason to Fight - Light Shadow - Joy for Struggle

I’ll be honest, for the amount of hype that I had for the 2nd DRB, DhvsBB disappointed me... In the sense of energy of course- I still find it a heckin good bop. But I think what I wanted was just them spitting fire at each other, just fire XDD It was cute- their lil manzai and joking, but I think it would’ve been cooler to throw heat in there. Seemed more to DH’s vibe than a mixed battle vibe. 

Now the other two songs, much like the past DRB songs were LIT. I absolutely loved them. That banger part in Reason to Fight that makes me throw my hands in the air to go with the beat (Yall know it lol) is killer. Doppo’s scream -beautiful as always (but also Jyushi’s and kuko’s lol)- including just the raw energy I felt from Light Shadow was absolutely phenomenal. 

I honestly wish there was more anger(?) in Dh and Bb But I also get why it didn’t lol Either way, although they're like my top favorite divisions, that’s my reasoning. I’d chat about the Drama tracks too, but tbh I haven’t seen the translations yet so I don’t wanna spread misconceptions lol 

This has gone long enough- Imma try and throw up some more art of hypmic though. I had this done a couple days ago but just wanted to post it anyways. You can sort of tell the rush because while I made some of the top transparent I didn’t erase the overlay LOL 

Also I had 2/3 BB icons done, but I really want to post the three of them together... Hopefully I’ll pull myself up soon to finish Saburo pfft

[astro-break]

Thoughts on the 12th ep of Hypmic Rhyme Anima. Spoilers beware

Ep.1 | Ep.2 | Ep.3 | Ep.4 & 5 | Ep. 6 | Ep. 7 | Ep. 8 | Ep. 9 | Ep. 10 | Ep. 11

I am the definition of Fear.jpg rn please help

MTR are so cute, just celebrating their win. Look at how happy they are!

... Oh well thats new. I like how Ichijauku has a tiny bit more agency in throwing out ideas (it really shows how close her and otome trust each other) but it also completely retcons a part of hypmic lore that was established with the Drama tracks. If you’ve heard “” then you know what I’m talking about

SMILING DOPPO HOLY SHIT DOPPO

ahaha doppo i love you so much youre so adorable you deserve to be happy

MTR as a family is just soo good. Both as familial or 

Hmm.... yes Samatoki has the right to be angry but that flattens him to a good for nothing thinks first asks questions later type of thug which is absolutely not what his character is. Especially with how the anime portrays him, it seems like there's only one emotion that he feels at any moment and that is anger. Which, fair he is an angry boy, but thats just one facet of his character. He’s also logical and not that sore of a loser, seeing that he still has room to grow (if you want an anime example, refer to the previous episode where he genuinely wonders what he could have done to treat Nemu better)

I think my biggest gripe with the adaptation is the flattening of all the characters TBH. I only really see it in Samatoki since I understand his character the most but I also see hints of it with Rio, Hifumi, and Gentaro. Most of the characters are just flattened into 2D tropes and made to act those tropes out. Which, y’know is the basis of each character but the series has built upon each character so well that its kinda jarring seeing them all so flat

I’m not sayin that I hate what the Anime has done with MTC but I hate what the anime has done with MTC

I expected a “Brocon” “Siscon” fight not this. What the fuck

☆ミ＋。゜H A C K I N G ゜。＋ミ☆

ahaha Ichiro you’re too trusting and pure for your own good

Okay why does all the animation budget go to making Samatoki look hot as fuck?

Ahaha they really do get along like cats and dogs. Jyuto being the voice of reason is kinda weird tho but oh well I can live with it

Tom saying “hai warat~e!” is so cute wtf?????? Lemme pet your head please

GENTARO PICKING UP HIS HAKAMA TO RUN IS ADOARBLE HELP ME

Im getting second hand embarrassment from Ramuda lmao

Slightly suspicious about how these group of reporters know the underground layout of Chuuoku so well

Oh well see I was right to be suspicious

That Unit name is really funny considering the whole Galatic Federation thing ahahaha

Oh that english! that was super clean and enunciated really well

Good intentions, bad execution. His reasoning is a bit flawed but its at least sound

hmmm usually I’d be happy about Doppo giving Hifumi his jacket but in this context not so much. See, Doppo gave it to Hifumi mostly because they had to fight, not because there were woman (which let me remind you Hifumi is deathly afraid of and the jacket acts as a wall between him and his gynophobia)

...... uh Interesting choices of microphones for Secret Aliens. Tom’s is a recording studio mic which makes some??? but not much sense. like Tom is a street photographer, not a radio host. Iris’s mic is.... I’m sorry what is that? Some sort of keyboard and.... something. idk what it is on her finger. And T. Rex just ripped out a purple dinosaur spine, stuck a mic onto the neck and called it a day. Nice

At least their speakers are somewhat better. Iris has Iris plants which. hilarious, but also very modern looking and sleek fitting of her more tech savvy nature as a hacker Theres also phone cameras which makes sense but the butterfly imagery which is present .... Fear.jpg. Rex again just went with a T. Rex Speaker which. Thank you rex for being very predictable, we love you so much. That soundwave looks like DNA too which is cool as hell. Tom.... Idk man Tom are you okay? What exactly is your speaker? are they those aperture umbrella things that photographers use? Im so confused, photographers in the fandom please help

YOOOOOOOOO THAT RAP THOUGH IRIS SOUNDS SO PRETTY?!?!?!? Can she please sing me to sleep? its so smooth and rolling. If I had to describe it, I would say that its the type of voice that I would hope would sing the ballads that I compose, the voice of a mother who still holds on to something after loosing everything she has fought for. 

Too bad Iris doesn’t get a verse to Rap in but holy shit what? Secret Aliens just might become one of my fave divisions based off song alone

Ah theres the cancellers. Thats fun, nice to see that there isn’t an adaptation induced plot hole in this One instance. Lets see if they can patch up the other plot holes created because the anime and source material went into different places

Dice, bad. no cheating. Bad dice

Ahaha there the flash bomb. That high pitch wailing was awful though. please never do that again

Hah, typical Ichijaku. We love it

Oh look at them. Working together. How cute. I really like Rio and Saburo interactions mostly because theres so much potential

Oh noooo i worry for FP

That growl from Ichijaku though. That did things to my heart oh my god

Aww I do like that enthusiasm from Ramuda. I do hope that things turn out at least somewhat okay for him. He’ll probably suffer 

Wait why is Saburo’s left eye purple? Is it the lighting or something else? I hope its just the lighting bc if anything happens to Saburo i will be very very sad (I rewatched the episode and Saburo’s eye is blue all the way up till he gets hit by Secret Alien’s attack. Even in a brightly lit area, it looks purple... i hope it isn’t forshadowing but then again Saburo’s eye has always been a darker shade of blue so it could just be the yellowish lighting since Ichiro’s red eye looks fuchsia)

Ichijaku with an angry face is kinda hot ahaha. Her deep rolling voice of anger just. Ugh very very good. Major props to her VA for pulling it off

IM FUCKING SORRY WHAT

YOU CAN”T LEAVE US ON THAT CLIFF HANGER?!

WHAT THE FUCK

IM GOING TO GO INSANE

THAT WASN’T EVEN SATISFYING?!?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK

KING RECORDS E X P L A I N

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION

oh there’s a 13th ep

well thank fuck for a 13th ep bc if they ended the season like that i think id actually cry lol

Ugh so I guess that next week will be the last episode. I was so prepared for today to be the last episode but its kinda surprising that they have 13, slightly different from the normal season

[imaginesfora3]

So which divisions do the admins like music wise and which troupes music wise? I’ve been trying to make sense and see if there’s a common trend amongst it like Akigumi is the fav troupe and mtc is the favorite division them edgy bois 👌🏻

Me thinking about the thousands of words of essays I never wrote in school: I’m cashing in

You’re getting more than you bargained for bc I’m about to unleash my opinions, no there will not be a read more you all will listen to me

Okay answering these based on division or troupe is kind of harder bc ya know they’re all such mixed bags and it’s much easier to pick either based on character or based on play or whatever but alright let’s go

Alright so this is an A3 blog so actor boys first alright so based on troupe the songs I like (not necessarily my faves just any song I like) clock in like this: Winter gets 5, Autumn gets 8, Summer gets 6 and Spring gets 5. So the short answer to your answer technically is Autumn but I wanna talk so I’m gonna keep going thanks 💃🏻

Also full disclosure this doesn’t really take into account the lyrics/meaning of the songs and I generally have more of an aversion to slower songs, I’m very picky with them

Spring: Chikage really gives them that oomf. The theme for the Charlatan of Oz has great harmonies with him and Sakuya, it’s super cute. Chikage has the best solo, followed by Itaru and then Masumi. I don’t remember their troupe themes at all except the one part in the one where they go “Oh my god!” which is hilarious. I love 3/6 of their play themes. Itaru and Masumi are practically indistinguishable in the Alex in Wonderland theme I have no idea who is singing when.

Summer: Tenmas singing leaves a lot to be desired for me. I like MAYBE 2 of their solo songs. I love Yukis and maybe Kazunaris if I’m in the right mood but the others are meh. Their troupe themes fucking bop. 3/6 play themes are my faves, Susume Pirates is absolutely a top fave. Misumi the best singer followed by Yuki and Kumons solo song was disappointing, admittedly.

Autumn: Juza is ABSOLUTELY the best singer in the group even though I find Loner to be meh. I don’t prefer almost any of their solo songs. Taichis kind of grew on me but even then I don’t go out of my way to listen to it and Banris is good but like idk I just don’t go out of my way to listen to that either. Their themes are good and basically every play theme is good too, Buzamas DEFINITELY my favorite.

Winter: Winter is saved almost exclusively by Guy and Homare, they have the only solo songs I like. Homares song has everything: it has acordian, it has violin, it has harmonica, it has xylophone, it has a referee whistle, it has that part in Castelvania where Dracula smashes his wine glass, it’s perfect. Homares voice is so comically distinctive I can’t tell several members apart in the Fuyugumi version of Ever Blooming but my god is Homare easy to pick out. This applies to play themes too since my favorites are Unmask, Dokkou Dou and es no Yuutsu. Homares harmonies with Hisoka? Flawless. The bass that pierces the crust of the earth in Dokkou Dou? Incredible. Masterful. Two robots are carrying the music of winter troupe on their backs.

Let’s be real here though, the mixed troupe songs are where it’s fucking at. Growing Pains, Q to Ju and Contract are the PEAK of this franchises musical accomplishments.

now I have to do HypMic dear god alright so the first wave songs do not hold a candle to the second wave songs and I stand by that, for one. I have not listened to BAT or DHs music yet so they will be excluded. I can pretty confidently probably say Matenrō has my favorite songs but also.... I can contribute that almost entirely to Hifumi bc both of his songs fucking bop. Admittedly a lot of the songs in general do not do a lot for me BUT they might be an acquired taste and maybe they’ll grow on me but in terms of faves off the top of my head Matenrō gets 3, MTC gets 2 (both Samatoki), and FP and BB both get 1. Also Death Respect is my favorite battle song. Black and White fucking slaps.

Samatoki carries MTC bc I do not like Jyuto or Rios songs, and Ichiro carries BB for sure. Requiems not bad though. Break the Wall sounds like it could’ve been composed by TWRP which hits all the right notes for me for sure I love TWRP lmao. I love Jakurai with all my heart and soul but I can’t say I really like his songs too much. He did have a gospel choir in the one though and like... respect. Pink Colored Love is so fucking evil but like........ it’s good. Papillon is just fucking hilarious like my boys...... fishing....... they love each other...... I have not listened to a Private Time yet but I know a lot of people vibe with that one too

God I’m tired

Stan Matenro

-Composer Admin

I like Summer Troupes music the most by far those are my vibes and I feel like I’ve vibed most with Fling Posses songs but I haven’t listen to nearly as much as the other admin

You’ve all learned now why she has her name and I have mine lmao

~Writer Admin