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I love this.

Do you think that in the hypmic universe there’s fan fiction like those my mom sold me to one direction wattpad fics?

I just can’t stop thinking abt Gentaro going to post his own fan fiction and then seeing ‘Sold to Fling Posse! Fling posse x reader’

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it's been awhile since i used this acc but admin is back into hypmic again so here we go! Realistic dating expectations for hypmic characters:

yipppeee here we go.

buster bros!!

hypmic characters, realistic expectations for dating:

ichiro: if you want to be with ichiro, then you should wait until his brothers are old enough to take care of themselves, even then, it might just be the same way forever, and good luck trying to date ichiro with jiro and saburo in the way. he takes family seriously as well, zero to no chance of it actually happening.

jiro: he's said before that he doesn't care for dating or girls, he just gets confused and wonders why it matters, so i don't think any girl would have a real chance with him, but if you're like one of the guys, then maybe.

saburo: saburo is a narcissistic asshole, so if you can stick with him for longer than a couple of weeks, then maybe it might work. Natural love is what he said that he wants, so take it slow, but you're most likely not going to have a chance with our little hacker boy

MAD TRIGGER CREW

samatoki: uh,,, good luck. But hey, he promised to never raise his hand to a woman so that's good. The relationship with him would probably dangerous, as yakuza work often is, definitely don't recommend it.

Jyuto: don't actually know too much about this one, but he's def into some kinky shit. His overtime is stupid and he works a lot, he probably also has a lot of enemies so be careful.

rio: uh.. wanna live in the woods and eat his survival cooking? are you sure?

Fling Posse

ramuda: ramuda belongs to everyone, having him to yourself is quite difficult, if you can be an onee-san/onii-san that sticks out to him enough, you might be able to be one of his models or a closer friend, but that's about it. watch out for his girlfriends.

gentaro: ehhh,,, good luck, I don't see why he wouldn't try dating, I don't really have anything else to say except watch out for the teasing.

dice: homeless man definitely will ask you for money if you're dating him. and he will gamble it all away. Be prepared to have a leech in your home.

Matenro

jakurai: he would definitely be a very nice partner, but he is also famous, so watch out for the grandpa's fangirls. And, watch out for drunkurai.

hifumi: ....he's terrified of women, so if you're a man there's a better chance, but, all of his fangirls will not like you.

doppo: not seeing him often during his job would be difficult, and all he wants to do on his breaks is sleep.. so... if you want to spend time with him, the best time to do it is just napping together, cuddling, and spending quality time when you can.

Bad ass temple

kuko: can monks even date? anyways, if he enters a romantic relationship with a person, the buddhist teachings state that nonattachment is important in romantic relationships, and to disregard attachments that cause pain, so kuko will love you unconditionally, and you have to do the same with him to make it work properly. anyways he's a little bit of an ass and a gremlin but once you're past that he's great dude.

jyushi: Oh the romance, he really wants it badly, but he will probably be a nervous little baby around you since he is a little crybaby. But all you have to do is love him for him and he will love you as well. Cuddle time is necessary.

Hitoya: I don't actually know enough about him, but, he is very dad-like. You're in good hands legally as well. Holding onto him on the back of his motorcycle? That's hot bro.

DOITSUITARE HOMPO

sasara: did someone say humor is important in relationships? anyways, he is definitely going to annoy you to death but he is really a sweet guy.

rosho: oh baby, oh sweetheart. Such a kind sensei. He's very smart, so i think dating him would be nice.

rei: uh, i'm not sure about this one, but I think he'd be a good sugar daddy. But be careful, he might abandon you like he did with his sons. lmao.

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Buster Bros!!! significant other headcanons

Ichiro:

Ichiro would want a significant other who could fend for themselves and is strong, but caring and nurturing at the same time, if they got along well with Jiro and Saburo, that would be the ideal significant other for him, he’d also like someone who won’t make fun of his love for anime.

Jiro:

As Jiro states, he’s not really interested in girls at the moment, as he usually talks with guys, but the ideal sutor for him would be someone who would be able to understand his steelo, and would be able to help him with his work but not make too much of a fuss over it, someone who is kind and caring with a strong sense of justice, but doesn’t make a fuss over Jiro’s delinquent ways.

Saburo:

Saburo is looking for someone to spend the rest of his life with, so it’s only natural he’d want the perfect relationship, he would want someone who is natural and about as smart as he is, but they should be able to take Saburo’s rude comments lightly and not worry about them, and they will have to respect Ichiro to get even close to being his friend.

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Hey hey! Welcome to the blog! This is mainly about hypmic headcanons the mod has, or anything else in particular, as well as scenarios. I do just about anything, from fluff, to smut, mod has no triggers due to any of the characters and she knows a lot about each one! So don’t feel limited to the characters you can ask for, I will be doing all of the divisions, including the new ones, and scenarios and headcanons Nemu are okay as well! Though I won’t do the Chuuoku girls because i don’t know their characters at all.

Things i will not do: bbcest, pedophillia, tokicest, rape, or anything like that.

I hope you have a good time reading the blog! Thanks alot!