#WHOOP WHOOP HC ALERT

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Rowena Ravenclaw cause yes

She's the smart one

[novantinuum]

man speaking of connverse fankids i really do need to like. draw them eventually. they're relevant in my post canon OC riddled storyline, and all lmao. i even have names picked out for them already

Jason Quinn, Aanya, and Riya

Jason's the firstborn- they both choose the first name, and the middle name was Steven's idea. At first he was envisioning like... starting a 'Q' middle name tradition, but then in practice he and Connie both realized what a mouthful this kiddo's name is with their last names hyphenated, and. Because of that, the next kids don't have middle names at all.

Aanya and Riya, identical twins, come next- and are named after distant family members on Connie's side.

I like to imagine Jason as the very ordinary, straight laced one who ultimately grows up to have the most Ordinary Human life ever. Like. He ends up being an architect, or whatever. Idk. (There's some Internal Conflict with him, re: being the absolutely ordinary kid of two very extraordinary parents, I might delve into later, though.)

Whereas Aanya and Riya both end up pressing more towards the extraterrestrial aspects of their heritage, in various ways. Aanya ends up doing engineering work for humanity's leading space agency, and Riya is the pioneering researcher on the theoretics of post-gestation human-Gem hybridization.

[velvetlilacsdaisies]

Fourth Wing Men HCs: nicknames for him

Includes: Bodhi Durran, Garrick Tavis

A/n: I haven’t wrote some headcannons in a HOT minute, but me and @garricks4thwingqueen have been conspiring and inspired me to take a whack at it again. These got a smidge long, so I will make a part 2 with more characters, and other scenarios, but you know who had to start with! I also included some AI pics I’ve been cooked up that are mashes of my fancasts ideas for the characters. I have the hardest times visualizing a lot of characters and places in stories and sometimes the AIs I’ve seen all look alike or aren’t itching the right part of my brain. Disclaimer: I tried to take into consideration book accuracy, but AI is AI and I only dabble w it on my phone. So I’ll take what I can get. Skin tones, hair, proportions may not be perfect. These just personally help get a better concept, and I find fun to make, and anddd risking forgetting about a free 7 day trail from time to time 🕳️🤸‍♀️ *muah* enjoy!

Warnings: swearing, underage drinking/smoking (if u squint), suggestive content

Bodhi Durran

Bo/Boh, beau, bowie, Bo Bo, babe, love

Xaden and him are maternal cousins. While the firstborn always had the weight of responsibility growing up being an heir by his parents. The younger cousin was always ‘coddled’ by his. Though he adored his family, he hated how they always doted on him. Mainly because of how much his older cousin and his best friend would tease him about it.

Xaden and Garrick started cooing “Bowie” and “Bo Bo” at him when they were 12, he was 11.

“Bowie, don’t forget to write to me.” “Bowie, be good for your uncle.” “Oh Bo Bo don’t you look so handsome today!” They’d snicker to him under their breaths when he’d arrive at the fortress when his mom would drop him before flying out to an outpost. Watching how his cheeks flushed red, and he had tight balled fists pressed at his sides.

Once the doors closed, after formal introductions with his Uncle and lingering personal staff were done, and once the adults a room away—he would hurl one of his clenched fists at their shoulders.

Starting a playful brawl amongst the three

Spoiler alert: Bo Bo back then lost once or twice…maybe a handful of times

Then as awkward teenagers when problems were simpler the three of the pubescent boys discovered churam and drinking. Bodhi started unironically calling himself Bo Bo and Bowie, mockingly teasing himself as a ‘bit’.

The young men were sat around a fire in the clearing to the outside of Riorson House. Xaden and Garrick in a heated debate over a petty topic. “Bo Bo can’t comprehend what’s going on right now.” He would say, exaggerating and scratching his the top of his head. It had been effective for the most part to ease the tension between his friends

Now from time to time, he’ll still do it especially if you’re present. He always thought you looked cute as you shook your head with a crooked smile spread across your face when he did it

Sometimes fhd guys would find him doing something badass, you’ll hear triumphant whooping from Xaden and Garrick, endearingly using the nicknames they called him as a child

“Go Bowie!” “Bo Bo that was fucking awesome!” “Bowie! Bowie! Bowie!”

But if anyone else besides the select few called him those names, he’d glare daggers at them. Like the time Ridoc tried to call him Bo Bo during lunch while the group was joking around

Bodhi’s boyish grin disappeared instantaneously. “If you ever call me that, I will rip your tongue out.”

The first time he heard you call him Bowie tho, he nearly melted. It was one of the first times you slept over with him and he had to get up early for a leadership meeting

You propped up on elbow, using your other hand to wipe the sleep from your eyes. “Do you have to go, Bowie?” A small pout on your lips watching him get dressed

His other pet names from you were selective, usually just calling him Bo/Boh, but your favorites were Babe and Love

Babe being the one you leaned towards the most

especially when you would catch him doing something ridiculous or he’d press your buttons. Or just when you wanted something

���Babe? Are you kidding me?” “Babe stop!”

“Babe can you get me another drink, please?” You asked, looking up from your lashes with puppy dog eyes. He folded every time no matter if you were closer to the serving station or bar. How could he say no when you gave him that look? Not caring, flipping all his friends off as they’d give him knowing smiles.

He was a simp for you

Love was usually reserved for tender moments with him. When you’d notice he’d be having a bad day, or to calm him down when you’d notice he was fuming silently beside you at something going on

Intertwining your fingers with his giving a reassuring squeeze. “It’s alright, Love.”

Or holding his cheeks, bringing him to eye level with you. “I’m here, Love. Can you take a couple deep breaths for me?”

Sometimes you broke out the corny double entendre of beau. Very select people would get it, but you thought it was great

Mainly you’d be out to the taverns with your friends when you’d use it. Usually when a girl would approach him, and you’d try to hide your jealousy tho it was plain as day

“He’s actually my beau.” You’d say, a sinisterly sweet smile on your face when a girl tried to introduce herself. Your hand twirling the curls at the nape of his neck. Bodhi would always shiver from the gesture, trying to contain his arousal at your possessiveness

Then later in the night, he’d pin you to the wall of his room. Pressing feverish kisses up the column of your throat. “Are you gonna show me all the way I’m your beau?” He muttered before grazing the delicate skin with his teeth

Garrick Tavis

Gare, Tavis, Gary, Gare Bear, Hon/Honey, Sir

His parents tried to call him Gary at one point growing up, but he always ignored them or begged them not to call him that. It always sounded so stupid to him

Garrick was blunt, dry, and straight to the point not caring for nicknames. Only really preferring to be called by his name or Gare on occasion by his friends and acquaintances. His last name an even better alternative than a nickname

But Xaden, Imogen, and Bodhi took a sick pleasure in all the creative corny nicknames his parents would try to make a thing for him growing up.

“I think we oughta get Gary’s input?” Imogen leaned her chin in her hand as they all discussed weekend plans after school looking over at the towering young man. The side of her mouth crookedly lilting upward, knowing she struck a nerve. Garrick could already feel his eye twitch, clenching his quill as he acted like he hadn’t heard them a few feet away at the table in the library.

“It seems Gare Bear’s not in the mood today.” Xaden would casually lean back in his chair, smirking, and watching his best friend stroll into the dining room late for dinner time after a terrible day

Which would result in Garrick walking by, and tipping his chair back causing the Riorson to flail and fall backwards. “Relax asshole,” Xaden hissed, rubbing his head.

To this day they still called him the silly names. Taking immense pride when you had picked up on the memo, and started to call Garrick the names he despised. Especially because you two weren’t each others favorite people at first

The first time it happened, it was when Garrick pissed you off. He had been criticizing all your sparring movements, and you had enough. “Sorry we can’t all be perfect like you, Gare Bear.” You’d sneer, watching the irritation form on his face.

“Do not call me that.” He’d glower, but you’d just smile brightly. “Whatever you say…Gare Bear.”

Seeing how it got under his skin, from that moment on you’d always call him just to pester him. Enjoying the glare he’d shoot your way or awaiting for whatever witty remark he’d reply

Eventually once you two started getting along, you called him his first name, being more considerate towards his feelings. Garrick’s chest filling with disappointment as he awaited the usual Gare Bear falling from your pretty lips.

“Hey Garrick,” it was a rare moment when you found him by himself. None of your mutual friends around for once, and one of the first interactions you had alone. “What?” He looked up from what he doing. “I said hey?” You gave him a weird look. “But you called me Garrick.” He said in disbelief. “That’s your name isn’t it?” “You always call me Gare Bear tho.”

That’s when you realized he secretly liked it despite him trying to act annoyed at you.

Then when you had officially started dating, he had to get used to fact you loved calling him all these terms of endearment. Deep down, loving how you could make him become bashful by your words

“Here you go, Honey.” Leaning down, kissing his cheek, setting down a dish of apple crisp in front of him. You knew how much he liked the dessert and grabbed an extra one when getting your dinner. Garrick’s cheeks tinged red and chuckled appreciatively, “you’re the best.” His friends just silently stared as if you two had three heads. “What’s the matter?” You asked the group unphased, taking a seat. “You broke him.” Imogen replied in awe.

You had changed his perception on being called nicknames. Even letting it slide when his friends poked fun at him with the once despicable nicknames

Out of all the nicknames you called him, his favorite by far was the one you’d use in the bedroom.

“Please,” you begged, while sitting on your knees. “Please what?” Garrick gripped your chin between his thumb and forefinger. You gulped, “please Sir.” A cruel smirk on his face, pressing a small kiss to your lips. “Good girl.”

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Hashira Tickle HCs

A/N: I forgot to finish these after I did hc’s for the main characters… WHOOPS😅next up, the Upper Moon demons!!

Giyuu Tomioka

- THE MOST TICKLISH HASHIRA!!!

- Poor Giyuu gets tickle attacked all the time

- Doesn’t hate being tickled but is SUPER PICKY about who tickles him and how they do it

- Rengoku is one of the few people he allows to tickle him at random times

-Shinobu can tickle him only if he’s in a good mood

- Muichiro can get away with it because he’s a good kid and doesn’t often abuse the knowledge of Giyuu’s ticklishness

- Gyomei is nice to him so Giyuu wouldn’t mind Gyomei tickling him on occasion. He never does though

- He’s afraid of Mitsuri, Obanai and Sanemi tickling him bcuz whenever Mitsuri tickles him, Obanai is off on the side glaring at him. And Sanemi is RUTHLESS anytime he joins the tickle fights. Actually, almost every Hashira fears ler Sanemi

- Tengen walks a fine line after Giyuu heard him make a few inappropriate jokes during a tickle fight. Plus, Tengen baby talks the others a bit too much and it gets annoying to Giyuu

- Doesn’t really tickle anyone back. He’s afraid of the tables being turned

- Giyuu however can tickle Rengoku and Shinobu back pretty badly if he’s feeling bold

- The only people he won’t run away from when tickling ensues is the Kamado siblings. He enjoys being around Tanjiro and Nezuko and often will have fun tickling them and getting tickled in retaliation

- He squirms and rolls around a lot so it takes a lot to keep Giyuu still

- Giyuu’s ticklish everywhere. Bro is a walking tickle spot but his weak spots are his ribs, thighs and feet

- Genuinely doesn’t hate being tickled. He’s had very positive memories with tickling, tickle fights with Sabito and his older sister being his fondest memories. It just depends if he wants to be tickled or he trusts the person enough

Kyojuro Rengoku

- TICKLE MONSTER ALERT!!!

- One of the biggest tickle monsters within the Demon Slayer Corps and cannot be defeated

- Often teams up with Tengen and Mitsuri to launch tickle attacks on the others. Shinobu and the others call them the “tickle trio”

- He can take everyone down but can’t seem to ever take Gyomei down in a tickle fight

- Loves to tickle others because he enjoys their smiling faces and all the different sounds a person can make when laughing

- Being an older brother, Rengoku is VERY GOOD at tickling

- His little brother Senjuro always gets tickled by him and Rengoku learned all his tickling skills from tickling Senjuro throughout his life and experiencing his parents tickling him daily before his mother’s death

- He isn’t picky about who he targets. He has constant tickle fights with Tengen and Mitsuri and is known to be able to take Tengen down in five seconds

- Downright LOVES targeting poor Giyuu, Sanemi and Muichiro

- Depending on his tickle victim’s comfort levels, he will pin them down (mostly used when tickling Sanemi or Tengen) or will just grab their sides and laugh as they squirm and roll around on the floor (Giyuu, Muichiro, Mitsuri and Tanjiro)

- His mother and father would often tickle him during his childhood. One of his fondest memories of being tickled was when his father would give him raspberries and his mother would playfully tickle his thighs whenever he’d kick

- It’s hard to tickle Kyojuro Rengoku. He has this sheer willpower when he tickles others so tickling him during a tickle fight is a difficult task unless assisted by more than one person

- But he isn’t immune to tickles despite this!

- He mostly will chuckle if he isn’t tickled in a good spot. Get a weak spot and Rengoku is down!

- Rengoku’s weak spots are his feet, thighs and armpits. His hips and ribs are less ticklish but still give a strong reaction and if someone gives him a raspberry, he’s not going to stop laughing

- In general, Rengoku has a very loud and contagious laugh but his ticklish laugh is just the CUTEST thing ever! It’s loud like his regular laugh but he can squeal and snort if he’s tickled for a longer period of time

- Has a very positive view with tickling. He loved it as a child and enjoys making others smile. Tickling serves as a playful way to punish or encourage his tsugukos as well as form a brotherly bond with others

Muichiro Tokito

- He is ADORABLY ticklish!!

- He gets tickled a lot due to his age amongst all the Hashira and gets tickled due to either being rude or not smiling

- Kicks, screams and if he doesn’t like the person as much, is not afraid to bite a hand off. He tries very hard not to hurt Tanjiro and Genya

- He forgot what tickling was like and didn’t want anyone to touch him except for Kagaya and Amane for the longest time

- Lowkey forgot he was ticklish until he formed a strong brotherly bond with Rengoku who would always hold him in his arms and tickle him

- Has a good time when he gets into tickle fights with Tanjiro and the rest of the Kamaboko Squad and finds himself enjoying Rengoku’s tickle attacks or getting chased by Shinobu

- Not really one to enjoy tickling unless he really likes the person he’s being tickled by

- Only lets Rengoku, Tanjiro, Nezuko and Genya tickle him without issues. Eventually, he got quite close with Zenitsu and Inosuke and joined their tickle fights. He will try to run away from anyone else however

- Got tickled a lot by his parents and his twin brother Yuichiro and always loved it

- Mastered the poke and flee technique and uses that method to tickle the older Hashira when he wants to be silly

- He’s also scarily good at tickling. Somehow, Muichiro knows where someone’s most ticklish spot is and will just go to town unless he’s told to stop

- He enjoys tickling Tanjiro and Genya specifically

- Was caught giving them raspberries. Shinobu caught them and thought it was one of the cutest things she has ever seen, especially since Tanjiro and Genya got their revenge by working together to blow raspberries all over Muichiro’s tummy

- When tickling is desired, Muichiro is the easiest target to take down but when he isn’t in the mood, he pulls out some of his Mist Breathing forms and will be gone in a flash

- Loves gentle tickling. Rougher tickles are too torturous for him. He hates being pinned down but doesn’t mind when Tanjiro and co. jump on him and tickle him silly

- Muichiro has many tickle spots. The usual spots such as the feet, neck and stomach but his bellybutton, thighs and armpits are his most ticklish spots

- Tickling makes Muichiro laugh so much his face will be bright red after it ends

- Poor baby can’t handle massages of any kind. Rengoku, Genya and Tanjiro on separate occasions tried to massage him and Muichiro let them but he wouldn’t stop squirming and laughing

- Muichiro actually has a very positive view when it comes to tickling. He finds it to be really fun and enjoys tickle fights with his friends when he’s in the mood

Mitsuri Kanroji

- Another tickle monster

- Part of Rengoku and Tengen’s tickle trio

- She finds tickling to be incredibly fun and loves making others laugh

- Mainly a ler and has insane ler energy but finds herself enjoying being a frequent victim of tickle attacks as well

- Rengoku and Tengen aren’t safe from Mitsuri. She will attack them and not give in until they cry uncle. She’s a master at tickling them and is the only female to be able to take on the two tickle monsters without backup

- Loves tickling Giyuu, Tanjiro, Nezuko, Genya and Muichiro but Obanai is her favorite tickle victim

- Obanai also isn’t against being tickled by her and Mitsuri is the only one who knows all of Obanai’s weak spots

- She is very ticklish but she doesn’t necessarily burst into laughter right away or scream when tickled. She just squirms and squeals while smiling and blushing before her giggles escape

-It takes a while for Mitsuri to burst into laughter but when she does, her laugh is adorably high pitched and squeaky

- Mitsuri’s most ticklish spots are her armpits, ribs and feet but the spot Obanai loves tickling is her neck. He takes pride in knowing he made her scream just by tickling the sides of her neck

- She views tickling as a fun way to bond with her friends. The chaotic Hashira tickle fights remind her of her family’s tickle fights and it makes her feel very comfortable

Tengen Uzui

- Another major tickle monster!

- He’s not always constantly launching random tickle attacks like Rengoku but will tickle whoever is nearby when he decides to

- One of the only Hashira to successfully take Rengoku down in a tickle fight but can’t defeat Mitsuri

- Targets Sanemi, Giyuu, Muichiro, Shinobu…y’know…he targets EVERYONE AND ANYONE

- Is part of the “tickle trio” with Mitsuri and Rengoku

- He thinks tickling the others is flashy simply because of the wild reactions he gets. He finds it hilarious

- Zenitsu has recently become a favorite target of his but Zenitsu absolutely hates him. Tengen only tickles him because he finds the boy’s reactions downright hilarious and enjoys that it makes Tanjiro and Inosuke laugh rather hard

- Tickles all three of his wives. Makio and Suma don’t really like being tickled but he tickles them to get them to stop bickering. Hinatsuru doesn’t mind and likes when Tengen gives her gentle back or thigh tickles

- He’s less ticklish than Rengoku is but isn’t invincible

- Tengen is REALLY GOOD at hiding his reactions

- His wives however know exactly how to tickle him to cause him to break into uncontrollable laughter

- His weak spots are his feet, thighs and stomach, specifically the very center of his tummy

- Tengen Uzui often walks a very thin line during tickle wars, specifically with the girls because he will say some inappropriate things that weird everyone out. He generalizes it but Shinobu and Mitsuri get really mad at him

- After his fight with Upper 6, he lost his hand and often jokes around with Muichiro and says that Sanemi, Obanai, Inosuke and Zenitsu teamed up to slice his hand off during a tickle fight. Poor Muichiro believed him and Shinobu got so mad she whacked Tengen in the head with a frying pan

Shinobu Kocho

- She is the least ticklish Hashira

- Shinobu is more of a ler than a lee

- Honestly tries to avoid tickle fights if Tengen is involved but loves joining in from time to time just to pick on poor Giyuu

- Also likes picking on Sanemi and Obanai because she finds that tickling them or the threat of tickling them is the one way to stop them from being jerks to the other slayers

- Playfully chases Muichiro around just to try and tickle him. He escapes her each time and hides behind Rengoku but Shinobu finds him and tickles him anyways

- Had tickle fights with Kanae and her parents when they were alive

- Kanae will always and forever be the only person who she will absolutely love being tickled by. Kanao never tried to and can be a bit iffy with physical touches

- She hardly tickles Kanao but once she gained Kanao’s trust, she discovered that Kanao likes back tickles

- Shinobu is only ticklish along her sides, under her arms and stomach

- She hates it if people try to touch her legs or feet though and isn’t afraid to hurt someone

- Kicked Tengen in the face numerous times for trying to tickle her feet and almost punched Giyuu in the stomach after he tried to tickle her while they were training together

- She doesn’t exactly hate being tickled but her enjoyment depends on her mood. She does in fact enjoy the tickle fights every now and then

Obanai Iguro

- Obanai is very ticklish and wasn’t entirely aware of this fact

- He grew accustomed to Kaburamaru slithering along his neck so he hardly thought his snake was tickling him

- Never knew he was ticklish until he was introduced to it by Rengoku and Tengen

- He kicked Tengen in the face after the Sound Hashira decided to try and get Obanai out of the tree by tickling his feet. He had a broken nose for all the trouble he caused

- Often tries to avoid the tickle fights but Tengen can snatch him out of his tree and take him to the tickle fight

- Curls up in a ball if he is the center of attention during a tickle fight

- He can hold is own in a tickle fight however. If he’s really desperate to come out on top, it takes a lot to take Obanai down

- Kaburamaru also enjoys helping Obanai tickle others but also can be a traitor

- Scares Tengen away by hissing and snapping at him while he will always aid Mitsuri and sometimes Rengoku

- Kaburamaru slithers around Obanai’s stomach or sneaks underneath his arms when he decides to assist and one thing that will get Obanai is if Kaburamaru flicks his tongue against his ears, neck or stomach

- Mitsuri is the only person who knows every single ticklish spot Obanai has and is the only person he actively will try to tickle

- Tickling is a cute and playful way in which Obanai flirts with Mitsuri. He can’t flirt verbally or physically like Tengen can (he gets too nervous) so he uses tickling in order to get close to her

- When they cuddle, he suddenly starts tickling her and can’t help but grin from behind his mask anytime Mitsuri squeals and bursts into giggles

- Obanai is more ticklish than Mitsuri and she LOVES tickling him after he stops tickling her

- Very ticklish everywhere but especially along the backside of his ribs, thighs and stomach but his feet are a killer spot

- Blushes a lot and despite his mask hiding his face, Mitsuri can see the blush since it goes to his ears

- Obanai will laugh super hard whenever Mitsuri blows raspberries on his tummy. He enjoys when she does this because it leads to a long cuddle session

- While he hasn’t experienced tickling in his childhood, he enjoys it only if Mitsuri is the one tickling him

Sanemi Shinazugawa

- Will NOT admit that he is ticklish

- Denies it and is adamant

- It’s a lie though and everyone knows he’s lying

- Sanemi tried to make Rengoku, Tengen and Obanai believe him but they didn’t and launched a tickle attack on him

- He laughed like crazy but still denied being ticklish

- Kicks, punches, threatens, swears and definitely will bite. Keep his katana away. He with threaten to slide a limb off

- Doesn’t hate tickling but isn’t entirely fond of it if it’s undesired

- He is RUTHLESS when he decides to fight back and has gotten Obanai back for this really badly but can’t seem to fight Tengen and Rengoku unless someone helps him

- Tickled his siblings all the time when they were alive. Genya used to be a frequent victim but was also the one sibling who could take Sanemi down without assistance

- Ticklish under his arms, along his sides and neck

- Tries to avoid being involved in tickle fights most of the time but gets roped into them thanks to Rengoku and Tengen

- Sanemi can and will hold his own in a tickle fight but it always ends badly for him because everyone will gang up on him because he’s such a fun person to tickle

Gyomei Himejima

- Not very ticklish much like Shinobu

- Doesn’t get tickled often due to the Hashira respecting him too much

- He isn’t afraid to tickle the others however when they all go into chaotic tickle fight mode

- Famous for taking Rengoku, Tengen and Mitsuri down in one go and causing the rest of the Hashira to run away screaming (it’s really funny)

- He’s quite good at tickling due to his past working with children

- Tickles Genya and Muichiro the most because the two boys remind him of a few children he took care of in his past

- Hardly laughs when the others try to tickle him. He just chuckles softly

- He’s only ticklish on his neck which is a hard place for his shorter comrades to tickle

[ryuichirou]

Replies

More replies! Related to our posts from yesterday + a couple of JadeSil ones from a while ago.

Anonymous asked:

I guess Sebek will be annoyed on waking up in the morning with Silver only to realized animals are around.

lol yeah, imagine falling asleep with Silver and waking up to that one scene from Bambi where all the animals greet the new prince. Things Sebek has to get used to….

hipsterteller asked:

Welp at least they didn’t find a skeleton

You mean… under the birdies?! Spooky..!

Anonymous asked:

Poor Jamil can't catch a break even at clubs.. (he secretly loves it, don't tell anyone lol he's shy)

- basketball poly asker

(this is related to a reply from yesterday)

Yeeeah, it’s probably better for Jamil when he gets pestered by these boys: this way he gets to have some action but also don’t proactively seek it out lol But of course the thought itself would never occur to Jamil! It’s all his subconscious mind.

Anonymous asked:

Hehe...imagine Azul seeing Jamil and Ace together. Another jealously alert. Even better, Jamil, Ace, and Floyd together.

Azul would get jealous with anyone who gets close to Jamil probably lol So with Ace it would be the same scenario as it is with Ruggie: he’s confused about Jamil’s choice and tries to win him over.

And with Floyd, well, Azul would just have to shut up and be patient and hope that Floyd gets bored of Jamil… because if he tells Floyd to stop, Floyd is just going to cling to Jamil even more :(

Anonymous asked:

Hi! I’m that JadeSil shipper from that one ask, is it okay if you can give some hcs on how would Silver’s first time would go if it was with Jade?

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Anonymous asked:

I have Jade/Sil brainrot after seeing some other people talk about it…(and totally not because I am dirty minded)

What if one day Silver was eating Mushroom Risotto but it had a “special” mushroom (courtesy of Jade)  which had an aphrodisiac-like effect. Silver eventually asks Jade for help on why he feels so weird…and you can imagine how the rest goes

Sorry it took me so long to reply, Anon! Or are you two different Anons..? In any case, I’m sorry for taking so much time and for not giving a satisfying answer: since these two aren’t a ship we’re very invested in, even though we like it in theory, I won’t come up with any headcanons, but I’ll share my thoughts…. Because when I started to think about their first time, the setup I came up with was pretty much the same as what was mentioned in this second ask lol

Since the main theme/motif of their relationship that I always think about is mushrooms, I think the whole thing will start with Jade’s fascination with Silver’s appetite for mushrooms and his appreciation of them. And for a very long time, he would simply feed him without adding anything suspicious to it, but then he’ll notice just how good Silver is at describing the differences between different kinds of mushrooms Jade uses for the risotto. So of course he’s going to be tempted to feed him a “special mushroom”…

Poor Silver would be so conflicted. He never expected to get poisoned, and Jade seems deeply concerned as well… but is he really?  And would Jade really make such a mistake?

So yeah, long story short, Silver’s instinct would probably be to try to get back to his room and hide there until he gets better, but the poison is too strong, and with all his actions and words being just a big blur, he’ll end up having sex with Jade.

Jade is going to be surprised y Silver though, because while he knows that a lot of what’s going on is due to aphrodisiac (that was the whole idea), some of the things just seemed way too “natural”: Silver’s body is clearly used to having intense and lengthy sex, his movements are very intentional and he even has some noticeable preferences. Silver wouldn’t say a word during their first time (he just couldn’t articulate – he was too aroused), but his body language spoke volumes. Jade would probably be quite intrigued by him…

(whoops I guess I wrote it in a way that it isn't Silver's first time, I just noticed that...sorry!!)

[mothmanssweetsucculentass]

Judge Angels vs Jane The Killer HCs.

Angels actually doesn’t exist in my universe for several reasons, but I can still squeeze out this crossover!

Vs implies these two hate each other, which is very much correct to an almost ridiculous degree.

Angels is so far up her own ass with her “holier and better than thou” schtick that it annoys everyone else to no end, especially Jane.

Angels doesn’t live with the others, nor is she even welcome within 30 yards of the property because she has such a raging demon killing boner, and she thinks everyone that lives at the mansion is, well, a demon, despite the fact only two of them are legitimate demons and the rest are kinda just undead freaks.

So of course she pulls off ridiculous mission impossible break-ins and immediately gets caught and tortured, almost always by Jane. Jane is naturally observant already, and she also knows how often Angels wants to get into the house and kill people, so she’s constantly on high alert to make sure the little rat hasn’t slipped in and tried to chain Jeff to a wall again.

Jane is also the one who pestered Ben to install an electric security system with alarms, motion detectors, and cameras, and he’s also the one that calls Jane like “yep. It’s her again. She’s trying to climb the trellis up to Helen’s room”

Jane is on it in minutes and unleashes a can of whoop ass on Angels every time. And she fights extremely dirty. Hair pulling, spitting in her eyes, biting, anything that’ll get Angels to go down faster.

Once incapacitated there’s a 50/50 chance Jane either dumps her ass in the middle of the woods, or leaves her restrained in the open for herself and others to come and go and torture her as they please.

Yeah no one likes Angels in this house, and Angels doesn’t like them either.

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

HC:

Techno grew up hiding his injuries, so when he met Phil, he didn't even think about telling him when he was hurt. Phil is furious ofc when he finds out that Techno has been close to dying multiple times and didn't even fucking tell anybody (it's in a caring way istg Phil would never try to hurt Techno's feelings)

It takes a while, but eventually, techno get's comfortable enough and starts trusting Phil with his injuries

(Imagine Phil chilling on the couch and then Techno flopping onto him dramatically and just laying there for a moment before Phil looks down and says, "Yes?" and Techno just barely raises his head as he just nonchalantly says, "I have a gaping hole in my abdomen. I was told to inform you." And then Phil just immediately freaks out while Techno just remains chillin' on the couch :)

But then Ranboo comes along, and well, he's just a happy ol' guy :)

But, like, Techno just walks into the house one day to see Ranboo patching himself up (some pretty nasty burns there), and Techno just drops whatever he's holding (probably holding firewood or smthn, dramatic clatter and all) and stares for a hot second (it startles Ranboo, and poor lil ender boi thinks he's about to get his ass whooped)

Cue almost two hours later, Phil walks in from a long flight to see Techno fussing over Ranboo's burns even as Ranboo is still nervously assuring him that he can handle it himself. (Techno scolds Ranboo until Phil has to step in and remind Techno that he did the same thing once upon a time. Techno just huffs and continues working on the burns)

This happens a few more times when someone catches Ranboo trying (and failing miserably) to patch himself up until one-day, Techno has to have a gentle heart-to-heart with Ranboo about why he really shouldn't be hiding injuries. Ranboo, ofc is too shy to actually tell anyone, so Phil and Niki come up with an idea that allows him to alert people that he's injured without actively telling them or "bothering them."

They have a little board where there's one of those cheesy human model cutouts (like the ones you see on the 3rd grade "Tell me about yourself" worksheets), and all Ranboo has to do is pin up a little ribbon on the cutout coordinating with wherever he's been injured. The ribbons are color-coded based on the severity of the injury, or even type (burn, cut, break, sprain, bruise)

Anyways theres my silly little hc

-🌻

THEY ARE SO SPECIAL TO ME THEY ARE SO AAAAA

Im sobbing this is so cute

[starrysmiling]

my theory on jax's parents

i've been sitting on this one for a long while and finally got the push to write this up. i want to write about this in the future, but there's bits here that have got to wait until cube corp releases, so... i'm just going to talk about it while i'm here.

anyway. as we all know, jax seems to be raised by arthur, and neither of them ever mention his parents.

so where. the fuck. are they.

spoiler alert: just between you and me, i think they're dead. not that it's confirmed or anything...

so... let's begin with a preword. the jax in my canon is 22, since unlike ace and the player, he doesn't have a canon-implied age. (this did not stop me from making fern 21.)

this makes him just slightly older than the meteorite strike on crater town, which happened 20 years ago. it's important to note this, because he needs to be alive for his parents to die in the aftermath of the meteorite strike.

whoops. did i just say that?

let's just change tracks for a bit.

arthur is training jax to be the next champion. that's quite obvious from the story, he says it outright, there isn't any question about that. but i think that originally, arthur wanted his own child to succeed him. it's also something to think about if you consider that he stepped down from the champion's seat before the events of the game, which prompts me to think that he wanted a successor before he stepped down, but he couldn't train jax in time bc jax was still too young.

so let's go with that: arthur intended for his child to succeed him as the next champion after he steps down. thus: arthur's child, and one of jax's parents, would likely be a ferociously strong trainer.

i'd like to think that they met someone while they were training or journeying, fell in love, eventually decided to marry them, and have a child. why didn't they decide to become champion? this is just a hc, but considering elias is Still there and the league hasn't found a replacement and arabella is working there because her dad doesn't make money... yeah, i think the league is kinda understaffed. hell, i make fern struggle with his champion duties, but even if arthur is a better fit for the role, being the champion's child means they would be able to see how harsh the role is on arthur. and maybe they don't really want to be the champion just yet, when arthur still can do his job well.

and they're still young, after all. they want to have a bit of fun in their life, journey around as a trainer, raise their kid with lots of care, then maybe go get that champion role once arthur's done his term.

so now, little jax is two years old. the meteorite has just been shattered over valley city, and the residents have been transported back to help clean up the town. volunteers and volunteer pokemon from nearby cities, like dresco town, are called to help with the restoration efforts.

and jax's parents are part of those volunteers, naturally. they're both pokemon trainers, after all.

and here's where it starts going to shit.

remember that two pokemon came down to earth with the meteor? jirachi was sealed away after the residents realised its power, but another pokemon landed a little to the northeast.

and deoxys is powerful. pksp red, one of the strongest trainers, if not the strongest in the series, is almost powerless against deoxys when he first battles it. it takes him a bit of a bond with a rogue mewtwo and several tough battles, some difficult enough to shatter his mentality, to defeat it, and even then, it's an uphill struggle for him.

that's the pokemon that jax's parents find: a ridiculously strong pokemon from outer space that nobody's seen or recorded before. remember, it immediately fights you if you talk to it, so i suppose... they fight. and if they can see the utter destruction that could come out of deoxys's power, there's no way they're letting that pokemon get to the town, where unarmed people are working on clearing the rubble. so they fight, and they fight, but deoxys is strong, and clearly not even two people are a good enough fight against it, and soon their pokemon are worn out and deoxys's attacks are injuring the pair themselves.

they put together a plan. one holds off the strange pokemon from outer space — for the sake of my canon, this is the stronger one, arthur's daughter — and the other runs back to the town to alert the guardian of borrius, who is overseeing the restoration efforts. if anyone can beat this pokemon, it's the legendary aros.

and so jax's father flies back to crater town. he'd been persuaded to go, being more heavily injured by the fight, and desperately searches for aros, explains the situation, and immediately brings him to the crater where they found deoxys.

but it's too late by then.

they find jax's mother, barely conscious and mortally wounded, being fiercely protected by her pokemon who are only barely standing. aros thanks her, and with their combined efforts, barely manage to defeat deoxys and seal it in sleep. jax's father returns to his wife's side, only for her to sigh her last breaths before they can treat her wounds.

aros notices that jax's father's wounds can still be treated, but though aros hurries him back to town... perhaps the loss of his wife weighs too deeply on him, and he doesn't make it.

and jax, still only two years old, is left in the care of his grandfather.

his parents are called heroes — they fought so that crater town would not suffer a second disaster in quick succession, and that's why jax in my canon is so set on being a hero. his admiration for aros is also partly from seeing how he handled the incident, making sure that he didn't take the credit for holding off deoxys and ensuring that people wouldn't forget that jax's parents died in order to keep the town safe.

and, also, aros is basically the local superhero. he's cool as hell. no wonder he's kinda jax's idol.

anyway. i really want to write more about this concept, and there's a scene where i want jax to meet aros and for aros to tell him, properly, about his parents. that'll be the first time that i've ever written jax crying in canonverse, because hearing aros, his idol, apologise to him for not being able to save his parents and recount that they genuinely were heroes in his eyes is a lot to process. (it's also really funny considering that jax hasn't cried in front of fern, but he has cried in front of fern's dad.)

as a way of finishing this arc of jax's life, i really also want to suggest that after fern captures jirachi, jax tags along with him to fight deoxys.

and this fight — this is jax's fight. fern can tell that this jax is different from seeing him stare down deoxys across the crater. there's something twisted about the fact that jax is now facing it with his own partner, twenty years later.

jax, heightened by raw emotion, seems to fall back into his more reckless, daring tactics. he plays fern's hyper-offensive role, actually, and fern plays jax's support, making sure that jax doesn't run himself ragged, following up after his strikes, covering when they're in trouble. it's not like they made a name for themselves as an unstoppable duo for nothing.

the conclusion of this arc is jax's capture of deoxys, after a grueling battle that whittles at his strength and mental state. in a way, earning deoxys's respect, being able to capture it in a ball, and being able to say that he finally, finally defeated the pokemon that killed his parents, is a sort of closure that he probably didn't know he needed.

did you see that, mom, dad?

i beat it. you can rest easy now.

[radi0activec0smos]

November Doodle Dump GO!

so. SO much of this is just wounded warrior my god. can you tell i'm autistic /hj

also whoops i went feral now that we have a 30 image limit lol

Starting off with these silly doodles of Mur (wounded warrior lol) in the aurora dress (listen. let me be silly and draw masculine characters in dresses. besides in my hcs they enjoy wearing dresses from time to time so why not)

silly uncle/nephew bonding moments <3

Baby alert! Meet Sorcha, my lil skykid oc who's also a fankid lmao (because ofc i need to make a fankid it's me we're talking about) - she's the fankid of Mur, Rainier (slouching soldier) and Akir (slumbering shipwright) :3 (She's also part jellyfish cuz her star hit a jellyfish as she fell)

vines can be incredible drawing ideas.

I was figuring out stuff with what Mur's artstyle would be, and in the process, I drew @starlightlamplighter's Ryuva and @blue-eridanus's Ekal :3 (I know you two have seen them already but fuck you (/lh, aff) I'm making you look at them again)

+ some Murs in their own style

Mur when they were a lil babeen <3 (boi never grew into their ears)

I committed artstyle theft (/j) and drew Mur in @starlightlamplighter's normal style <3 (i hope you had fun watching me draw it bestie)

gay people <3 (once again committing artstyle theft (/j) in the middle one but with @starlightlamplighter's sky style <3)

[beta-adjacent]

Have i found my people- a *gasp* Omega Harry Hook Truther??

HELLLLLLL YEA BRO >:D your hcs in my last ask were so good that I couldn’t not add on

Oh dude, Harry Absolutely has/had a little thing for Ben. I imagine like, after the whole battle song in D2, Uma is just like “Harry what WAS that?!” And Harry’s like “I don’t KNOW I PANICKED”. She still teases him to this day about it. I like the idea that Ben didn’t know until suddenly one day he Did (or just starts getting in his head and piecing shit together). And so he has a full, proper conversation with Harry about it as soon as he can because that’s just what he does. And it’s very, Very awkward, like it’s WAYYY too formal, like “Ok this is adorable but I think you’re Greatly overestimating the situation right now so can you please just stop talking forever now”. The conversation basically ends with them just as friends, or like “if something changes I’ll let you know” but nothing really does, and months/years later they still have a laugh about it

I didn’t know that Harry had sisters (plural) but I did know CJ existed from Wicked World (who I thought was named Harriet until I read the wiki literally just now, whoops, fake fan alert LOL). So ok yeah, absolutely Harry definitely felt like he was in the shadows of his two sisters. Even when I thought he had just one sister though, I imagined he and CJ lived very separate lives despite being closer in age, that kind of energy where people are like “you have sisters?? I swear you have only child energy”. I wish the different medias were a little more tied together because I wanted nothing more in D3 than for Harry and CJ to meet again and try to be siblings instead of strangers

For some reason, I think of Gil and Uma being way bigger nesters than Harry. Like he really enjoys nests when they exist but actually making them is a struggle (because of that aforementioned conditioning/trauma cough cough). I also feel like he’d like physical touch but not stuff that makes him feel trapped, so while head ruffles are annoying but enjoyed, hugs are a paradoxical “this feels nice but also I’m actively holding myself back from kicking your shins rn” moment

[solitariusdeluna]

Opinion time: Whether or not Coyote Starrk is deserving of his rank as the PRIMERA

Spoiler alert: he’s completely deserving. 

As the title of suggests, this is going to be a very very very long part rant part facts piece about why Coyote Starrk deserves to be the Primera Espada, contrary to what sp many in the fandom think. Brace yourselves, fam. 

So it’s no real surprise that way too many people have taken it upon themselves to question if he was ever worthy of being the first Espada and that’s simply because he’s super underrated and hardly got any screen time except when he duked it out with Kyoraku. 

Let’s begin with the guy himself. I mean he’s not your regular baddie now, is he? And that makes him rather original in the bleach universe tbh. For a “villain” and given his stature, he’s not all that antagonistic. Like at all. Not even a tiny bit. Out of all the characters in bleach, he’s practically the only guy who actively doesn’t give a sh*t or even care about the HUGE battle that he was taking part in. 

And it’s because of that very sentiment that people often mistake him as being lazy and just wanting to get it over with so he can go nap since well, that’s like the only other scene that we saw him in. By design, he’s also quite the understated character and given his position as the first Espada, he’s meant to come off as the underdog. 

Especially when you consider that Barragan is the second Espada. Okay, and we all know that Barragan is supposed to be that ALL POWERFUL RULER OF HUECO MUNDO! We’re supposed to think that Barragan is supposed to be number one then and when it turns out that Starrk actually is, it’s supposed to subvert your expectations as to what makes a powerful character within this army. 

But going back to his design, even if it looks less flashy than most, I think he has the best design among many in the series. He’s definitely quite the looker, i mean look at those cheekbones! And that wavy brown hair and his striking grey-blue eyes and his tall stature. He’s not flashy but he’s definitely handsome. 

He’s also the forgotten Espada, unfortunately. Because despite his position as being numero uno. He really doesn’t show up quite a lot in the Arrancar arc and his fight with Shunsui actually doesn’t take that long either. Not only that, he doesn’t get a volume cover, and he’s also one of the only Espada, it’s only him and Aaroniero that don’t face a single bad guy in the story. 

And this is just one of the few reasons that people seem to think that maybe Starrk didn’t really deserve his position at the top. When compared to Espada like Barragan and Ulquiorra who have very extravagant attacks and abilities, Starrk in comparison comes across as a wee bit plain. 

So when think cero attacks, they’re so over the top and cool, right? But even though Starrk can practically wield his ceros in manner that none of the other Espada or arrancar can, no one seems to notice. I mean he just has to stand there and it just happens, all on its own. No pick up your finger and point like pew pew pew the way Ulquiorra does, or just rage shoot it out of his entire hand as though he’s shoving someone into oblivion the way Grimmjow does. 

As noted by Shunsui, unlike other Arrancar, he can apparently fire a Cero without a "fighting pose", meaning he can fire it without any warning from body gestures. Starrk can do it without any gestures. He can fire it from various points on his body such as his chin or chest and he also charge and fire it rather quickly without any warning, leaving even less time for his target to react. 

Starrk’s got guns. Big guns. and they’re pretty badass too especially when you consider the details on the sides and all. But when you compare them to a skeleton with a crown that can dissolve you to the bone, well... it can pretty much be hard to justify why starrk is numero uno while barragan is number two. 

Now yeah we all heard the age old argument that all over the fandom that Barragan is actually meant to be number one and is only number two because Aizen put him there to insult him and wanted to deflate his big fat ego plenty. I can see that and it might make some sense but it totally and completely isn’t doing Starrk as a character and a fighter any justice.

Now in spite of his relatively short amount of panel and screen time and given that his abilities are not as impressive as some of the other Espada and by impressive you know i mean showy as heck, I’m gonna lay the facts why Starrk is deserving of his rank at the top of the Espada ranks even if he was not the most memorable character ARGUABLY. 

Point#1 Let’s talk reiatsu:

Going off the main canon reason we have to go off the ranking of the Espada is that they are ranked by their reiatsu. Starrk has an abnormally large amount of it compared to almost every other character in the series. His reiatsu was so vast that it killed mountains amounts of hollows and that’s even after he split his power into, an entirely second person, Lilynette. And unlike every single other arrancar and that goes for mister surprise bullshit twist zero espada yammy, Starrk’s zanpaktou is not his power. That was more of a prop for him as wiki states; Sheathing his sword, Starrk, calling Lilynette over, reveals he and Lilynette are one: while other Hollows split their power into their sword and body, they split into two bodies instead, and once they are one again, their full power will be released. 

Now whether it was starrk or lilynette that was the original body -- which is going to be a case of the chicken or the egg type of deal tbh. but my headcanon in this regard would be that their hollow being was a huge collection of souls amassed over time and it existed for ages upon ages. but then starrk and lilynette’s souls seemed to be the strongest out of the whole bunch so basically that’s why it’s them who’s the representative power of that original hollow they were a part of and now with starrk being the stronger one of the two since he’s the older one. 

But getting back to Starrk’s zanpaktou, lilynette is his source of power and basically his zanpaktou. While every other arrancar turned their power into a blade. According to bleach lore, the size of a person’s zanpaktou is relative to their reiatsu. Going off of that, starrk has managed to condense his reiatsu into the smallest form that it could be and that is that of a human child. But also again the two them combined even after being split up, are enough to kill mountains of hollow. That’s how powerful they are. 

special note: when starrk decided to follow aizen, he did it out of his reasoning that, hey i know this guy isn’t going to die because our killer power so yeah, why not? let’s do this. 

Anyhoo, since their reiatsu is absolutely and utterly crushing for any hollow that comes within their proximity. hollows that aren’t particularly powerful but still okay. still. no one else can do that so suck on that, haters! Not even this guy:

the self proclaimed and all powerful king of hueco mundo aka barragan louisenbairn. who just so happened to be sat in a court of hollows, like a whole bunch of them. and yet, none of them were getting killed. none of them. not with his reiatsu alone. so. yeah. 

moving on.

Point#2 Starrk’s battles:

So this is where the real meat of the argument of why he’s deserving of being the primera espada comes in. Putting aside the fact that starrk wasn’t the least bit interested in the whole battle thing and didn’t have the blood lust or duty bound attitude like the rest of the espada -- and that’s because he’s pretty much indifferent to things in the first place. We know that he’s unmotivated which comes across as very lazy to most people aka that whole omg starrk is a fucking lazy bitch thing that most of the people in the fandom go on about...

He’s not lazy. He’s unmotivated. There is a difference. It comes with his nature of being very apathetic and uncaring. I personally like to think that he doesn’t care to exert energy into things that don’t really matter.  But I digress. 

At the start of his fight, starrk is very clearly not even trying and he says so himself a bunch of times. Even though kyoraku was trying to pretty much kill him and get this thing over with, starrk not once retaliates in kind. Which makes this INCREDIBLY UNUSUAL for a bleach fight and villain. And a top tier bleach villain at that, and that’s what makes him interesting. He’s not your regular sort of villain. If one can even call him that really. 

Anyhoo, let’s stop and actually consider the caliber of opponent that starrk is up against. It’s one of the oldest captains of the gotei 13 and a disciple of old man yama-jii himself. So that’s something in itself, okay? 

Let’s take a quick detour though:

And bring back barragan into the picture, mostly because he’s the one who’s supposedly meant to be the primera espada right? (psst, wrong. like really.) Barragan is all about the pizzazz and show and bling bling. I mean look at him, he’s pretty much decked out in the best gold complete with a little crown on his head too. 

Barragan is powerful, there’s no denying that. And he knows it. That’s the contrast between Starrk and him though. He knows his power and his unrelenting about his use of it. Because he wants people to know that he’s strong unlike starrk who just doesn’t give a flying monkey’s arse. And when barragan activates his release form we get a tremendously awesome and stunning display of power in the way in which he manages to reduce Soifon’s hand into nothing but it’s bare bone. That was frightening and it was one of those moments that was meant to stay with you as a observer. Because it oozes the sentiment that, this guy should not be trifled with. 

The difference is however, unlike starrk, barragan is not consistent. Barragan’s fight goes downhill right after that kickass moment of him dissolving soifon’s hand muscles away. and that was the best part of that fight.

detour over. 

Okay, now back to starrk (the one and only and deserving primera).

Starrk in his battle with Kyoraku manages to stay consistent. Something that Barragan failed to do. Barragan is just not on the same level as starrk for a number of reasons.

1. Starrk has a personality that is just not seen among all the other arrancars. He’s cool. He’s calm. And he’s collected. But he’s also incredibly intelligent and ridiculously observant, on a level that we just don’t even see in the series. He was quick enough to observe that Kyoraku was actually ambidextrous despite his trying to hide that as best as he can. He was also able to figure out that Ukitake’s zanpaktou was able to do after seeing it three times in action. 

2. He is strategic. That’s exactly why he was able to figure out how to best beat Rose and Love WHO BY THE WAY WERE ALSO CAPTAIN LEVEL OPPONENTS SO STARRK FOUGHT NOT ONE BUT FOUR CAPTAINS -- Again, suck on that, haters! Ahem, anyhoo. A battle is won not only by force and power but also by strategy. But also in one’s ability to keep a cool head and be quick enough to able to adapt to the situations as they arise. Which starrk was able to do throughout his encounters with those four different captains. 

3. He is not an Urahara/Askin type of character, those guys are more known for being able to continually use their wits and are something of deus ex machina in their own right in that regard. The type of characters who you know are really really powerful but are downplaying it or hiding it so much. 

4. From the start of his battle with kyoraku to the time ukitake (the other discipline of yama-jii and old timer captain of the gotei 13)  turns up, Starrk didn’t take a single hit. He doesn’t get hit, once. And that is just badass, especially given the fact that he was going up against ukitake, kyoraku, rose and love. In his resurreccion, starrk was able to keep a level head and access the situation all while dodging every single attack he was thrown with. And despite kyoraku’s tendency to fight dirty and sneaky. Still, starrk managed to dodge, everything. Starrk’s ability to control the battlefield with his ceros and simultaneously dodge everything these two old and very high level captain class characters throw at him is pretty much nothing short of impressive if you ask me. But wait, there’s more. 

5. Once ukitake and kyoraku are taken out of the fight, starrk goes up against Love and Rose. You know, the hollowified and presumably strengthened tremendously because of that fact captain level guys that were exiled to live in the world of the living. So that’s back to the point I made early which is pretty badass in its own right and NO ONE ELSE HAD TO DEAL WITH MIGHT I ADD! He was dealt with the TOUGHEST fighters around. Clearly. But you know what was cool? Starrk was literally toying with them, the entire time. He did take a hit because of Love when barragan died but it was like him just laying there and being something of a comedic moment and he wasn’t the least bit hurt. He wasn’t even being serious the entire time and then his awesome bomber wolves wiped them out -- even though it’s still highly doubtful he was fully into the fight even then but. that was that. 

Speaking of those awesome bomber wolves;

His resurreccion’s other special ability aside those mad cero shooting skills and he summons his army of spirit wolves and that was his moment to shine pretty much. These wolves decimated Rose and Love with ease and starrk didn’t even have to move from his spot. not once. 

Now if we go back to barragan though, he was pretty much freaking out and got half his skull clearly wiped out of his head when he got hit and he was pretty much losing his mind. But that’s because of his personality and that pompous being he is that ended up holding him back. Compared to starrk who remained in control and completely so, the entire time he fought with all these strong opponents. 

BUT CONVERSELY;

Okay, so he held his own against four captains but then he didn’t fight a bankai and ended up losing to a shikai. When we take that into consideration, well, yeah. that does sound really bad. not gonna lie. Being the first espada in Aizen’s army killed by a shikai.

Except, we have to take into account with everything that was mentioned thus far, Starrk was winning the fight with ease. He was in control of the entire battle from start to finish, hardly took any damage even though he went through kyoraku, ukitake, love and rose. He was always on top of his game throughout and he wasn’t even into the whole fighting thing okay. that’s the main point here. 

He was crushing it. Starrk was winning it. Especially after he wiped out Rose and Love. Until Kyoraku emerged from the shadows and took a stab at him. It was in this battle that we learned more about Kyoraku’s personality when in battle and we find out that he’s pretty much not afraid to be sneaky and low-ball his opponents. And that’s because according to me, he’s pretty much got that mindset that “all is fair in love and war, baby.” 

Kyoraku’s unapologetic and that’s pretty awesome of him. Plus, given that he was up against starrk and he noticed how things were going, he decided to up things and go all out without using his bankai. Which he was actually considering by the way, but Ukitake was all no, man. don’t you dare at him so he didn’t. But this was why Kyoraku decided to literally...

...stab starrk in the back. 

And just end this once and for all. And there was no way starrk could have gotten out of that scenario because it played perfectly into kyoraku’s hands. And even Rose and Love didn’t expect it, because in the world of bleach, it’s just not etiquette to come crashing into someone else’s fight -- which was exactly what Kyoraku does. 

Love and Rose were just superbly outmatched and kyoraku saw an opportunity and he just goes ahead and stabs starrk in the back. And it was that stab that finished it. Game over. 

It takes starrk right out of the game. Because from that moment onwards, starrk’s head just wasn’t in the fight anymore. It was so dirty and he didn’t like and he was supposed to be the bad guy. 

Tut tut, kyoraku. 

Anyhoo, Starrk didn’t want to be there. He didn’t want to fight. He gets a little bit into it and takes out Love and Rose. But when Shunsui stabs him in the back and rattles him. It caused Lilynette to step up and sacrifice herself for his sake but from then on it was just what was the end all for him at that point. He was thrown into an emotional tailspin that shook him to his core, ended his reasoning and that entirety of calmness he had throughout his battle. 

That was seriously heartbreaking to watch too. He lost the other half of his soul and one can only imagine the type of pain that brings about. It weakened his resolve and when your opponent’s resolve to fight is weak, well then, of course you’ll be the victor and that was exactly what happened. 

Shunsui won. But he won dirty. 

But if you consider that he went up against two of the oldest and high level captains and two hollow strengthened captains and still held his own until he was dealt that unfortunate blow, starrk is pretty damn well deserving of his rank as the primera espada. He is not the primera because barragan was slighted by aizen. He’s the primera because he held his own pretty darn well despite not feeling it at all.

 And that’s the end of that, friends. Show respect for starrk. He’s the primera and he deserves it. 

#PROTECTSTARRK2020

[finneysbaseball]

ayo 🤭 could i possibly request headcanons for either dating vance or being griffin’s best friend? ur acc is awesome btw

IM DOING BOTH OF THESE CUS I CAN<3

dating vance but not rlly dating vance while being griffins bsf/ big sis figure

a/n: fem reader on this one but imagine it however u like <3 i tried to make it gn but theres some slip ups!

(see what i did i mixed them together 🤭)

vance would think u like griffin (u kind of do cus who wouldn't? hes adorable) more then him so he would hate him

although griffin would grow on him

you'd be like his second parents

and i hc that vance is a mommas boy so he would be the mom you'd be the dad

vance would totally baby him.

like vance would be like "i don't like griffin"

then would proceed to he caught playing trains with him.

"he forced me he has little doe eyes i couldn't say no" blah blah blah i dont wanna hear it mr hopper

griffin would probably slip up and call u mom sometimes

vance is still annoyed by him sometimes

probably even made him cry on accident w few times if im being honest

like this kid is sensitive.

and im not evn tryna be mean

u could literally ignore him on accident bcus u didn't hear him and he started crying cus he thought u didn't love him anymore

ok ok I'm getting rlly carried away this isn't even what u asked for pls don't hate me

ok so more into the vance being your boyfriend part.

griffin was the kid you babysat ever since he was a 5, since his parents were always on work trips (hc ofc)

u met vance at the grab and go when u bumped into his pinball machine, he cussed you out but didn't beat your ass or anything since he was just practicing (or so that was his excuse) and everyone was like "damn how did she not get her ass whooped😧"

vance then saw u at school and asked in the most calm way he could (which did not work out because it sounded like he was yelling at you.)

"WILL YOU GO SKATING WITH ME THIS SATURDAY?"

which then to that you said "im so sorry i would but i cant , i have a babysitting job this saturday."

vance then tried to walk away but before he could you started talking again.

"the boys parents aren't strict! you could come with me and we could all watch movies together! he would love you!

and to that he said yes

spoiler alert, griffin did not love vance. another spoiler alert, the feeling was mutual.

as you walked to the door to greet mrs stagg going to a meeting, she stopped and said hi to you and vance, you called her prior to explain that you had to study with him (which was kind of a lie but you heard him and his teacher talking about his grades so you thought, sure why not help him with his grades!

as you said goodbye too mr stagg, griffin walked downstairs running to hug you and as u both pulled away he say vance.

"who are you?" griffin said crossing his arms over his chest

"vance." vance said not liking the tone the 10 year old boy was taking with him.

"why are you in my house."

"because your babysitter is helping me with my grades"

"so what your saying is your an idiot?"

"WHAT?"

"ok ok lets calm down"

"well at least you have y/n shes very smart she helped me get an a"

griffin walked away to go watch gravity falls on tv. (another headcanon lolz)

"he called me dumb."

"vance, hes ten."

"still."

"i assure you you're not dumb, you just need to start paying attention in class."

you and vance started working on science, something vance was stuck on.

when griffin spoke up

"y/nnnn"

"yes griffin?"

"im bored!!"

"well i guess i can take break"

"i need help!" vance said with a pout that was barely noticeable

"well my needs are more important then yours u bush!"

"WHAT DID U JUST CALL ME??"

"vance hes ten!"

"a stupid ten year old."

"vance!"

"thats why u cant do basic science!"

"griffin apologize!" you said with a stern face

"he thinks hes more important than me!".

"you are both important so you both better apologize or im telling your moms!

that seemed to get their attention as they both shook their head no and started apologizing

"vance, im sorry for calling you a bush.

"and im sorry for calling u stupid."

"now hug it out." you said smiling

"what." they both deadpanned

"you heard me, hug it out mamas boys."

they sighed and eventually gave each other a side hug.

as the night ended, you tucked griffin into bed, finished your homework with vance , and greeted mrs stagg as she came back from her meeting, you both said goodbye to the hardworking mom and headed hom.

vance walked you too your door thanked you for the help, and u gave him a kiss on the cheek

you both agreed that you'd go see the new chainsaw massacre movie next friday, and went too sleep with butterflies.

I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS MY BAD! @honeyedpaperback hope you liked it!!!

[lunaastoir]

Hi! I really enjoy your writing so is it alright if i request xiao, diluc, childe with an idol s/o where one of their old stalkers come back or they just recently had a stalker in general but with how busy they were since they’re an idol they don’t even notice? And something bad happens (i cant think of anything</3) Thank you very much !!

hi anon!! a million apologies since this is so late but i hope you like the fic <3

there also aren’t any explicit details for anything bad happening - i briefly touched on subjects that you may not have control over, i hope that’s ok! 

warning (?): struggled a bit on this prompt so i apologize in advance if this isn’t my best work LMAOO

gn! reader

tw: hints of assault, slight angst, very light abuse if you squint

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xiao

now xiao is a very observant man but he's also extremely busy keeping liyue safe

he makes it a point to always come to your shows even if you don't actively see him bc he cares a lot abt you and he enjoys listening to your music ‼️

it's normal for him to sometimes get lost between his own world of demonslaying and the world he shares w you

so one night, he's hanging on the rafters of a house with the perfect view of your singing

everything goes smoothly, he sets his spear down while lightly swaying his head to the music

the concert ends and fans disperse after you say your farewells

a night like this is rare since for once, xiao can walk home w you back to the inn sweet boy really cleared out his schedule for you huh

you're unsurprised when you see him materialize next to you, opting to flash him a smile and a hello

his cheeks are lightly flushed as he crosses his arms before talking quietly about how well you did

he relishes in the wide smile you give him as a result of his praise and he lets the corners of his lips curve upwards slightly

the quiet bustle of the harbor seemed to slow down as the night grew longer

since this was a fairly large concert, you had boxes among boxes of equipment so xiao decided to make your life easier by quickly flying them to their appropriate locations

when he got back however, he was surprised to see you talking animatedly with someone

he didn't think anything was wrong until he saw the person trap you between the stage and words filtered into his ears

your back was painfully pressed against the stage wall as you defiantly met their gaze. after xiao had left, they had immediately come over to you: first introducing themselves as a fan and making amiable conversation, before divulging in personal details of your life that made your skin crawl. you weren’t helpless, you always had your weapon on hand regardless of whether you were performing or not. the way they pushed you against the wall however, made it near impossible to summon your sword should you need it. 

they leered down at you while balancing an arm against the wall next to your head. you had dealt with things like this before so you weren’t overly worried; you could defend yourself. you almost felt pity for the person in front of you as they asked for your number with a sadistic grin, disgusting words tumbling off of their lips. however, that was before you felt their cold fingers idly make their way to your stomach and you felt your breath hitch. oh no

the telltale sound of whooshing alerted you of xiao’s presence, and the press of the tip of his spear against their jugular brought you relief. 

“back away” he tightly growled while his golden eyes narrowed into slits. they stared at him in shock before holding their hands up and moving to step a foot away from you. 

“farther” he motioned with his spear before stepping in front of you as you attempted to collect yourself. 

“ok ok, i’m far away can you put your spear down now?” 

“no.” 

you mentally cursed as you watched the two of them glare at each other. this was supposed to be a carefree night but this unfortunate twist made the air thick with tension. you could feel the anger radiate off of xiao in waves and in an effort to deescalate the situation, you spoke. 

“i’m glad to meet such an...avid fan but i’m sorry the two of us must get going now” you hastily said before attempting to grab xiao’s hand and walk off past them. 

the next words had you halt your steps as they divulged their secret. 

words painted in careless arrogance with hints of violet overconfidence flew out of the person’s mouth - “judging from the weeks i’ve been following you, it didn’t seem like you had a boyfriend”

at the mere mention of prolonged stalking, xiao immediately lunged to pull you behind him. god, he didn’t kill mortals but he swore if he plunged his spear into this human being right here, no one would even blink twice considering how low of a person they were. 

“if i ever see you near them again, i will not hesitate to kill you. i won’t blink twice, i already have blood on my hands.” he ground out.

at the threat, the person grudgingly turned their back to you before leaving the two of you alone in the quiet harbor. 

you carefully reached a hand out to touch your boyfriend’s shoulder, but stopped after you saw the expression on his face. the mix of rage, sadness, and anguish imprinted his features as you watched his chest rapidly rise and fall - a result of his emotional battle. 

“i’m sorry i didn’t notice them before. i should’ve been paying more attention to you” he whispered before silently striding away from your grasp 

you knew that no matter how many reassurances you gave him about how, “it’s not your fault xiao, i didn’t notice them either” he would still blame himself. 

he was supposed to protect you right? so why couldn’t he sense the danger beforehand? what would’ve happened if he wasn’t there?

it’s still a learning process for him to realize that things happen, and he inevitably couldn’t be there to save you from everything. he needs time to understand and adjust. you’re willing to wait, patiently helping him through it. why? because love is worth it. 

god im sorry this ended up kinda sad whoops

diluc 

i swear everytime i say i’m a childe simp diluc kinda wrecks me

ahem anyways onto the hc!

he’s kinda never around but similar to xiao he will overwork himself to clear out an hour or two just to watch your concerts 

he’ll always stand off to the side too so if you tilt your head while you’re singing you can spy his red hair 

you always flash him the sweetest smile and this man blushes like CRAZY before quickly lifting his hand up to give you a thumbs up 

everyone watching the both of you like 😍😦

people think it’s the cutest thing i swear like c’mon the elusive “bachelor of mondstadt” being seen in public supporting you??? wow pls can we share him

he walks with you back to the winery, the entire time linking his hands with yours while gushing about your performance 

1939248/10 it’s literally the sweetest thing 

the next day however, adelinde brings you a pink letter addressed to you 

he doesn’t pry because it’s addressed to you and it’s your business but as the letters start coming by everyday, he starts to grow curious 

one day he straight up just asks you about it

“hey, you know those pink letters you keep getting? who are they from?”

you laugh slightly at his bashfulness and respond with a “just some overexcited fan” and he smiles before kissing your forehead 

he loves that people are noticing your talent 

loves it! until you get stalked by the same person who wrote you those letters while you were shopping!

diluc knows something’s wrong when you rush into angel’s share panicked after not returning his usual smile. 

“darling? are you ok?” he asks worriedly before quickly setting down the glass he was cleaning to move towards you. 

the widening of your eyes as you looked behind you at the sounds of someone else entering was all he needed to swiftly step in front of you, blocking their gaze of your face. 

the slightly panicked look in your eyes before you hurriedly whispered, “they’re following me” made diluc glance at them subtly out of the corner of his eye. he watched as they walked over to find a seat next to the bar, seemingly ready to order a drink. he quietly asked if you would like to sit in the room reserved for the employees, away from their prying eyes. your hasty nod was all the confirmation he needed for him to let you access the door behind him. 

the night went by fairly smoothly with kaeya’s usual teasing and venti’s usual begging for alcohol. diluc’s eyes narrowed however, when the person seemed to ask him questions regarding you. things like, “i heard you’re dating y/n... they’re amazing, how long have you been together?” and “do they live with you at dawn winery?” diluc answered these questions as short as he could, trying to convey with his body language that he truly did not want to talk to them. 

everything was going well until he made the mistake of leaving the bar unattended. he had briefly forgotten about your residence in the room behind him as his mind immediately gravitated to breaking up a brawl. when he returned, the half drunk glass of liquor combined with the person’s absence from their seat, caused sparks of worry to light up inside his chest. 

turning to the door, he knocked once. 

“is everything alright in there love?”

the sounds of things rustling about and the occasional muffled voice had him opening the door quickly. he saw you with your arm being held tightly in their grasp, your mouth muffled with their hand, while you strained against them by pulling at your arm. 

diluc immediately made his way over to you, quickly pulling your arm away before letting you enter into his embrace. 

“get out.” the venomous words clawed their way out of his throat as he looked at them with eyes that screamed hatred. his blood was boiling as his mind replayed the scene; your scared expression and their greedy eyes. 

diluc didn’t need to repeat himself twice as they ran out, trying not to trip over crates of wine. he made a mental note to find out who they were in order to make sure they never came near you ever again. 

he quickly looked down at your form, relaxing slightly at the sight of your tentative smile. “my knight in shining armor” you joked before softly nuzzling your head into his shoulder. the anger had yet to dissipate from his veins, and although he knew you were still shaken up, he was sure you would be fine. 

a pink letter placed on the table next to you caught his eye, and he made sure to quickly pocket it as he led you out, gently jesting with you about the “unnecessary amount of wine barrels in here, diluc this is a safety hazard!” 

he would deal with this person later. 

childe

ayo AYO ITS THE TOY SALESMAN

ok tbh he’s very rarely around so he unfortunately cannot make it to all of your shows 

dw tho, he will try his hardest to be there for the ones he’s in town for bc what is he if not your number one hype king??? 

ok kinda creepy! alert 

he’s tasked two of his subordinates to keep watch over you whenever he’s out of the harbor

it’s not anything creepy,,, he just gets extremely worried abt you and wants to make sure you’re safe 

sO when he gets a ransom note??? he’s understandably confused but also very much freaked out 

bc did they not know who he was??? the fact that they thought they could get away with holding you captive was quite honestly kind of funny to him 

very stressed and angry tho - hides it behind a facade of smiles but he’s raging 

takes him only a few hours to track you down bc he had everyone and i mean EVERYONE looking for you 

the note crunched in his hand as the harbinger made his way towards windrise. his pace was erratic, long legs rushing towards the small cave his agents had found. they were bordering the perimeter of the enclosure, careful to not alert you or your captor of their presence. childe’s subordinate head had calmly stated that childe need not come out to rescue you, the situation was under control and they could do it for him. however, childe’s sharp gaze along with his sickly sweet words of “thanks but no. i’m coming out to see this sorry asshole for myself” had the agent backing away apologizing. he wanted to see the look on this person’s face before he shoved their sorry ass into the abyss himself. 

as he reached the opening of the cave, he glanced over his shoulder at his head agent; a silent warning to keep the area sealed. his blue eyes glinted with a thirst for blood before making his way into the cave, sealing off the exit with his body. 

“well well, playing games with the love of my life are we?” 

his teasing words reached your ears as your eyes immediately found the face of your boyfriend. you weren’t horribly scared, just a little shaken up and sore from the bindings on your wrists. relief coursed through your body at the sight of him. you needn’t put in your plan of getting out of these bindings to fight your captor yourself anymore. 

childe’s eyes quickly scanned over your frame, making sure you weren’t hurt. at the state of you completely unharmed, the harbinger let his heart calm down slightly. you were completely ok. 

“wait a little longer, love? i promise this will be over soon”

the wink he sent you had you lightly rolling your eyes at his antics before he directed his attention back to your kidnapper. if your captor wasn’t scared before, they were certainly shaking in their boots now at the sight of childe’s twin hydro blades rotating playfully in his hands. 

“listen, all i want is the money-”

“and all i want is your head” 

your boyfriend smiled after cutting them off. the severity of the situation truly seemed to sink in at that moment before pleas of mercy fell from your captor’s lips, desperate to escape the bloodthirsty gaze of the harbinger. childe’s eyes flickered over to yours where you sat there, with your head ferociously shaking. a silent “no.” he sighed before swiftly bringing his arm up to hit your captor on the head, effectively knocking them out cold. 

his hands worked at the ropes holding you and he gingerly rubbed at your bruised wrists. you silently thanked the archons he could never say no to you. archons forbid what would've happened if you hadn’t said anything. while you were explaining what happened, the young man quickly scooped you up in his arms before walking out of the cave. 

you playfully hit his shoulder while muttering “drama queen” but you stopped when you saw his face morph into an expression of seriousness. you had informed him on the situation about your captor revealing themselves to be a recent stalker of yours, completely oblivious to the look of frustration on his face as he freed you from your bondages. 

“i was scared you know.” he quietly divulged. “i knew that it wasn’t anything extremely serious but i... i was still scared”

you swore as you looked at him in that moment, he had turned ten again. the youth of his face betraying his vulnerability. 

you quietly hummed before tangling your fingers in his hair. “i hope you know it wasn’t your fault. it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not even the two fatui agents who you sent to stalk me while you were away.”

he quietly laughed at that before mentally filing away a reminder for a lecture to those two agents in the near future. 

“i’m just glad you’re safe. i know you can save yourself but i’ll always be here. i still wish you would let me take care of your asshole kidnapper myself though.” he pouted jokingly. 

“i’m sure the millelith will lock them up for a long time.” you laughed sweetly. 

his usual smile reappeared at your antics. maybe he didn’t get to beat your captor up and do...much worse. however at the end of the day, your smile was still intact regardless of what happened. that’s all he wanted. 

[tommiruewrites]

Hey I have another headcanon request:

How the marauders react if you were emotional and you told them you loved them

✩ requested? - yes ✩ prompt(s) - none ✩ summary - how the marauders would react to hearing you say 'I love you' for the first time ✩ tw/cw - cursing, mentions of reader being drunk at one point ✩ a/n - so i took this and kinda ran w it so i changed it a bit to more of a "realizing your in love with the marauders and telling them for the first time" hc. i might have gotten a tad carried away with details for a hc. whoops! hope you like it (and sorry for the long ass wait) <333

you can also read this on ao3

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extreme corny alert !! i apologize (not really)

JAMES _______

   ♡ you would confess to him after your anniversary date 

   ♡ the two of you would spend all day at hogsmeade just wandering around and spending time together, not really bothered with what exactly you were doing as long as you were together

   ♡ when you had first realized you were in love with him you would be a bit shaken up, naturally anxious to tell james

   ♡ but of course over the course of the following few days those nerves would subside

   ♡ you've known about James' feelings for a while since he's blatantly obvious and not shy to express his affections for you, so you wouldn't be all too nervous to tell him your feelings 

   ♡ as the two of you walk hand in hand back to hogwarts, under the stars in comfortable silence, you'd suddenly realize that now was the moment you wanted to tell him

   ♡ of course as you make that decision your stomach flips and knots with fear, but you manage to suppress it 

   ♡ its just james. theres nothing to be nervous about

   ♡ you'd just slip it out casually to kind of test his reaction in case you completely misjudged his feelings and needed to play it off as a joke, since your anxieties seemed to like to convince you that was the case

   ♡ "I love you, you know"

   ♡ he would immediately light up and stop in his tracks just beaming at you

   ♡ he'd get this huge dorky smile and he'd be BRIGHT red

   ♡ but of course he would tease you about it even though HE'S the extra flustered one

   ♡ "what did you just say?"

   ♡ "you heard me."

   ♡ "say it again."

   ♡ he would obviously say it back because he's literally been in love with you since the first time he saw you

   ♡ he'd also kiss you like 10 million times because, again, he's been waiting to hear you say that for years

   ♡ he'd be extremely giddy about it for the rest of the week

   ♡ he would physically be unable to stop smiling, and the others would tease him about it

   ♡ he would also have an extra pep in his step, like he would be strutting to the max

SIRIUS

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   ♡ angry love confession?? i think yes

   ♡ the two of you don't get into serious(sirius) arguments often besides the playful banter, but when you do it usually resolves itself within the hour

   ♡ this time you were arguing due to sirius being jealous because some hufflepuff was "flirting" with you at a party 

   ♡ he had pulled you away and into his dorms to talk and it ended up escalating since you didn't believe them to have actually been flirting

   ♡ "Sirius, they were just being friendly!"

   ♡ "Oh please, they were practically undressing you with their eyes!"

   ♡ it would go on like this for a while and lead up to you both saying things you don't mean

   ♡ "If there's no trust left, maybe we shouldn't be together anymore!"

   ♡ "Maybe you're right!"

   ♡ "Of course I'm not right, you idiot, I'm fucking in love with you!"

   ♡ he would literally FREEZE and then you would be like 'oh shit'

   ♡ "You... you're what?"

   ♡ mans would be absolutely gobsmacked, but in a good way

   ♡ you would start panicking because this is obviously not the ideal time to say that for the first time

   ♡ you wanted it to be intimate and romantic, not blurting it out mid argument

   ♡ especially since you know about how sirius' family life is, you wouldn't want your first time saying you love him to be tainted or to scare him off

   ♡ his reaction would be nerve wracking at first since you couldn't tell if it was a good or bad thing

   ♡ but then after hearing you repeat it for confirmation he would burst out into the biggest smile 

   ♡ you would let out a sigh of relief and the two of you would burst out into a fit of laughter. the kind where just looking at each other makes you laugh a bit harder

   ♡ he'd pull you into a kiss to show his returned love for you, which you understood

   ♡ he's never been as good with expressing himself through words, so he usually shows his feelings in other ways such as through small acts of affection 

   ♡ he would also apologize for the argument, as would you, which at that point wouldn't even be important anymore, and it would be like it never happened 

   ♡ later as the two of you are cuddled up on his bed, the music from the common room just starting to die out, he'd pull you impossibly closer into him to rest his chin on the top of your head

   ♡ "I'm fucking in love with you too."

REMUS

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   ♡ it would be after a gryffindor party

   ♡ the two of you have been dating for a while now, hopelessly in love with each other but both too scared to say it first

   ♡ remus was more often than not the designated supervisor-friend at parties, sometimes taking turns with lily and peter

   ♡ it was fitting since he was especially observant, more than the rest of the boys tend to be

   ♡ remus would find you in an unsettling situation after having a tad too much to drink

   ♡ this random guy would be heavily flirting with you, knowing full well that you're drunk

   ♡ remus would 'calmly' walk over to the two of you, internally talking himself out of punching this dude in the face

   ♡ he has amazing anger management (most of the time) 

   ♡ honestly just the sight of remus walking towards you would make the other guy leave 

   ♡ he'd immediately sense how drunk you are and want to get you out of there

   ♡ "hey, love. why don't we get you back up to your dorms for the night, yeah?" 

   ♡ after a bit of your protests he would eventually convince you to leave the party

   ♡ he would carry you half the way up to your room since you were exhausted and could barely hold yourself upright

   ♡ you'd be messing with his hair and rambling about how pretty he is the whole way there, and remus would just softly smile at you and say thank you

   ♡ he wouldn't admit it, but it would make his heart soar at every compliment

   ♡ despite not believing the kind and loving words that flowed so easily off of your tongue, he couldn't help but hope there was some truth behind them

   ♡ once you get to your dorm he would get you water and help you get comfortable and into bed before turning to leave you for the night

   ♡ "remus, wait! please stay."

   ♡ he would try to convince you he couldn't stay tonight since he was supposed to be waking up early for prefect duties, but eventually, after very little attempts at convincing, he'd just give up and crawl into the bed beside you

   ♡ you'd curl up into him and slowly start falling asleep as he softly draws small circles into your back

   ♡ but you wouldn't fully slip into slumber without first whispering an absent minded

   ♡ "I love you"

   ♡ you may not have even realized you said it, but remus most definitely did and he would think about it all night 

   ♡ you've never actually said that to each other before, although both of you have thought it for a while now

   ♡ he would stay up all night with your voice saying "i love you" on loop in his head, smiling to himself and watching how peaceful you looked

   ♡ he wished he could stay in that moment with you in his arms forever

   ♡ he'd softly kiss your head, careful not to wake you, whispering back a small "I love you too" before finally falling asleep

   ♡ after that he wouldn't bring it up or force the moment for either of you to tell each other while you were both sober and fully conscious (although you would tell him within the month). just knowing was enough for now. he could wait

PETER

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   ♡ the two of you would be on a study date in one of your dorms

   ♡ once you get to herbology or care of magical creatures' homework, he would be in his element

   ♡ he'd start explaining the topics to you and just be so into it

   ♡ he'd constantly be making sure you understand what he's explaining even though he's talking so fast

   ♡ and you'd just watch him go on about the different qualities of his favorite plant with so much excitement

   ♡ as you listened to him your mind would start wandering, watching the way his eyes brightened with excitement when he talked about his interests, how he was always so gentle with everything he touched, how he would brush his hair back out of his face to keep it from falling in front of his eyes like it always would

   ♡ then your mind would wander to your favorite memories with him, smiling fondly at your wholesome adoration for the boy in front of you

   ♡ and then a switch would go off

   ♡ you don't just love him. you're in love with him

   ♡ peter would notice your change of attitude after you stopped being as responsive to his little ramble and he'd assume something was wrong

   ♡ "what's wrong?"

   ♡ "did something happen? are you feeling alright?"

   ♡ you'd reassure him that your fine, grabbing both of his hands to reassure him and also steady yourself

   ♡ you figure there's no point in putting it off, so you simply tell him that you're in love with him

   ♡ "I think- no. I am in love with you."

   ♡ he would be stunned because even after you two started dating he still had a hard time believing you wanted him

   ♡ "really?"

   ♡ he would be in shock for a solid minute just processing but then once it finally sinks in his impulsivity would kick in and he'd kiss you, which is very bold for him

   ♡ it would be a sweet kiss, but every ounce of love he's been holding for you would be poured into it

   ♡ after he pulls away he'd awkwardly tell you he was also in love with you

   ♡ followed up with him getting super flustered and hiding his face in your shoulder

   ♡ the two of you would laugh at your own awkwardness and continue with your studies, neither of you able to wipe the smiles of your faces

   ♡ he would also blush so easily when you're around and get bright red at the mere mention of your name for the following few days

REGULUS

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   ♡ you and regulus would be lying in his bed, your back against his chest as he the two of you read the book he holds in front of you both

   ♡ the hand not occupied by holding the book resting on your stomach

   ♡ you would subconsciously steady your breathing to match his, the smell of his cologne filling your lungs

   ♡ you'd skim the pages, trying but failing to stay focused as your mind kept circling back to him

   ♡ "finished?"

   ♡ he'd always ask to make sure you had finished reading before turning to the next page, to which you would always respond 'yes'

   ♡ he'd occasionally draw light shapes with his thumb onto your stomach absent mindedly, unknowingly causing your thoughts to drift further away

   ♡ you've known you had fallen for regulus for a while now, but knowing his family history and how long it can take him to warm up to people, you didn't want to scare him away by telling him too soon

   ♡ by now the two of you have been together for well over a year 

   ♡ the past few weeks you've been getting more eager to tell him, so much so that it feels like it might just spill out

   ♡ as you get lost in thought you let your head fall into his shoulder, grabbing his attention

   ♡ "you haven't been reading this, have you"

   ♡ he half-teasingly asks, smiling down at you

   ♡ "sorry, just thinking."

   ♡ "about?"

   ♡ he'd put the book down and sit up better so that the two of you could properly look at each other

   ♡ you'd contemplate it for a few moments, eventually deciding that now was as good of a time as any

   ♡ you'd sit up straighter, suddenly overly conscious about the way you were sitting

   ♡ you're adjusting and fidgeting, trying to figure out how to say it

   ♡ he'd just place his hand on top of yours, softly squeezing it as a form of encouragement 

   ♡ you finally are able to say it

   ♡ "Regulus, I'm in love with you."

   ♡ before even letting him answer, you decide that staring at your own hands would be better than making eye-contact

   ♡ he'd softly hook his funger under your chin to lift your eyes back up to his

   ♡ "I'm in love with you too. I have been for a while now."

   ♡ him being so open to admit this would honestly be shocking to you since he's usually not sure of himself when it comes to handling his emotions

   ♡ but he's sure of himself when it comes to you

   ♡ however, he would never admit how his heart quite literally felt like it was about to burst right out of his chest when you confessed

   ♡ the two of you would spend the rest of the night in each other's arms, just talking and soaking in each other's presence

   ♡ he'd hold you closer to him than before, whispering words of admiration and adoration to make sure you know just how much he truly loves you

   ♡ "you are my everything, ma cherie"

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extra a/n: hello again! so i no longer write for young (or otherwise) snape or lucius (sorry for those of you requesting them !!) i just don't personally like writing for those characters and it takes me a really long time to try to come up with ideas for them because of it. on another note, let me know if you want another version of this with the girls xx

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[dreamkidddream]

hello!

can i request a hc on being best friends with dazai, chūya, oda and akutagawa (platonic and separate) and also maybe being in the pm or ada? thank you! :)

My first BSD request! When I tell you I fell in LOVE with the anime, omg. I binge watched the entire show and the movie within a couple days and can’t wait till they release more! So in these hc’s, I focused on both how you guys became friends and what you guys would do as best friends. Also, Akutagawa’s part got kinda long and more focused on how you guys became friends, hope that’s okay. Reader is gender neutral and hope you enjoy! Also after posting this, I saw that these got realllyy long. Hope that’s okay too!

Possible TW: mention of suicide, but nothing too heavy, and it’s in Dazai’s part

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2/DARK ERA ARC (I think it’s episode 13-16 if I’m not wrong, but if you haven’t watched it yet, skip Oda’s part)

Being Best Friends with Dazai, Chūya, Akutagawa and Oda HCs

Dazai

Can you say CHAOTIC ENERGY

Imagine just having a nonstop sugar rush

Actually, remember how he was after eating the mushrooms? That’s the kind of energy y’all radiate together

If you’re both in the ADA, you both goof off so much that you have to sit at separate desks alll the way on the other side of the room so that you can try to get your work done

The keyword being try

It doesn’t work

Poor Kunikida is going to pop a blood vessel at any second and everyone is so used to now that nothing even surprises them anymore

Oh, Kunikida is yelling at Dazai and (y/n) with smoke practically coming out of his ears? What else is new

Always going to the little cafe to slack off too

Messing with Atsushi also the highlight of both of your guys day

You guys have a mini competition going on which is: who can get/convince Atsushi to do their reports the most without getting caught?

You both get caught all the time (duh). Kunikida foams at the mouth for tricking poor Atsushi and the poor sap himself is ready to pass out 

If you guys are both in the PM, imagine goofing and slacking off but on a darker scale

“Hey (Y/N)! Wanna know how many bones are exactly in the human body? ”

“Hm, I’m slightly disgusted but intrigued..continue.”

Also, pranking Chūya any chance you can get

You and Dazai together = the bane of Chūya’s existence

Surprisingly, no matter in the ADA or PM you don’t join him on the suicide attempts and you try to deter him from doing it in your presence at least

“Dazai, do you mind not trying to drown yourself in the river while we’re working a case? Besides, you already tried it before and it’s a pretty stale method.”

Cue dramatic gasps and antics from him again

He did try to convince you to join when you first met him, but changed his mind overtime when he started to enjoy your company

He’s smart enough to know what you’re saying, and he understands. At first, he wanted to leave this world by any means, but since you came into his life as once of the closest people to him since Oda, he perhaps doesn’t want to leave you just yet

He doesn’t stop the attempts but he does slow down on them

You still have to pretty much save him all the time still though

“Oh (Y/N)! My hero of a best friend, what would I do without you?”

And he wasn’t lying. He feel like he would be lost again if it wasn’t for you to help him keep grounded. Sure, you guys may create chaos together, but he would always keep you safe no matter what. He would put his life before yours, because you deserved it

You’re his best friend after all, and he’s not ready to lose you by any means if he can help it

And he’ll always have your back 100%

Chūya

Drinking buddies!

I mean seriously, you guys have left the bar or restaurants way past tipsy more than once

You guys definitely have impromptu fashion trips together (no matter how much he denies liking them)

“Hey! That was my last good vest! You’re buying me a new one, and I’m going with you to make sure you’re not being cheap with it either.”

Chūya if you just wanna spend some time together just say that lmao

If you’re in the PM, you guys are always working together. You might even be an executive working alongside him, but no matter what you guys are always on missions with one another

If you’re in the ADA: you guys bonded over Dazai. You were complaining about him while facing Chūya and he happened to agree and add on to the complaints

Boy was he holding onto some grudges

While you both understand that you have your own obligations and loyalties to worry about, it didn’t stop the friendship from growing

If you do have to fight him, he doesn’t go easy on you (he does have a job to do like you) but he doesn’t go out the way to try and kill you either

And you don’t let anyone try to kill him either

Low key turns into a competition

“You fight like an 86 year-old shortstuff!”

“Who are you calling shortstuff?! You weren’t saying that last time when I whooped your ass!”

Regardless, you definitely become like a diary to him, especially after you find out about Arahabiki (which he tells you about over time)

You make him feel human, and he’s forever grateful for that

Being best friends with Chūya can be difficult at times (if you’re on opposite sides) but regardless, you both look out for each other

No matter how annoying you are can be, Chūya cares for you. You’re one of the only people that he doesn’t have to worry about betraying him (what happened with The Sheep still gets to him from time to time)

He begrudgingly calls you his best friend, but never in front of you or other people because 1. If he did you would never shut up about it and 2. he doesn’t want to be seen as “weak” or “soft”

And 3. you don’t need to be put into anymore danger than you’re already in

But you already know that you’re his best friend, cause he’s yours and nothing is changing that

“You’ll be a dumbass if you think I’ll let anything happen to you. Besides, the only person who’s allowed to kick my best friend’s ass is me, and if anyone else tries to they’ll have to deal with me!”

“*GASP* you’re finally admitting that I’m your best friend?!”

“DON’T RUIN THE DAMN MOMENT (Y/N)!”

Akutagawa

Oh man, being his best friend is like a hard to unlock achievement

Congrats (Y/N) on even getting close to this man, let alone enough to build a bond

It’s easier on being friends with Akutagawa if you’re in the PM. Bonus points if you go on missions all the time

But I will say if you are in the ADA, the easiest way to bond with him is to show that you are a force to be wrecking with, and maybe if you hate Atsushi or something too lol

But: think of Pinky and the Brain, but with Aku threatening to kill you every day (spoiler alert: he never does)

The only way that I can see you guys building your friendship is if he sees you in action and how you constantly have his back

He hates it because he knows what he’s doing and he’s been doing it for a while. He’s not an incompetent child (Y/N)!

But as time passes, he slowly gets over it. Don’t get me wrong, he still claims that he hates you asking if he’s okay and telling to “watch out” and things of that nature. But he starts to realize that you know what you’re doing too, and that he also sees that you care about the other subordinates too

He still sees if a sign of weakness, but you came to the realization that he wasn’t purposely doing it to be an ass (but don’t get me wrong, he still has his moments) but that he truly didn’t understand. He never had someone show him that they care for him, and it made you heartbroken

So, you made it your own personal goal to become his friend. And he hated it

At first

It seemed like wherever he was, you were there like his shadow. Going to hunt someone down that didn’t pay his debt? You were there in the background. Walking with Gin to the dry cleaners? You were already there, holding their readied clothes. Going to try and kill the weretiger? You were waiting for him with the car ready to go.

Higuichi started to hate you, until you told her that you did not want him. You just saw that he needed a friend, and you even came to an agreement of sorts. Once you and Akutagawa become strictly friends, you could try and hook them up

You knew it wasn’t happening anytime soon but you didn’t want to crush her dream and you didn’t want a target on your head

You really had to pat yourself on the back, (Y/N). It took some time, but you finally did it! Akutagawa didn’t totally hate you anymore! 

You came to this conclusion after one of your missions went south. Not only did you not get the information that Mori needed, but you came back with a bullet wound. Granted you got reprimanded, and after you got out the meeting, he was waiting outside. For you 

“Maybe if you would stop acting so careless and focus on the mission, then you would have both succeeded and came back uninjured. It’s obvious that you need someone to watch over you like a child. Don’t embarrass me or I will end you myself.” 

Shocked wasn’t the word. He was going to accompany you on all your missions now? Oh wow, is he finally-

“Stop standing there with your mouth open like an idiot (Y/N). You’re bleeding all over the place. Come, so that someone can dress your wound. We have more work now that I have to go behind and clean up your mess. And you’ll be coming with me, so hurry up.”

You smiled. Even though this bullet wound was hurting like hell, you were happy. Happy that, even in his own Akutagawa way, that he was starting to accept you and your friendship.

It would take a while for you to become best friends, but the way your partnership is now, you were fine with that. As long as he knew that someone was standing in his corner no matter what, you were happy.

And he would support you too, in his own Akutagawa way

Oda

(AGAIN: SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 2/DARK ERA ARC. SKIP ODA’S PART IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED IT)

Okay, this man is loyal no matter what 

He has a good head on his shoulders, he’s understanding, doesn’t have a crazy temper like some people do, and he doesn’t kill anymore

Oda would be one of the best people to be best friends with

I personally believe that it doesn’t matter whether you’re in the ADA or the PM, he only cares about what type of person you are.

Curry buddies!

Also, just imagine telling each other book recommendations and just talking about books in general

You would even look at some of the writing he did have and just UGH

He just wanted to be a writer he deserved a happy ending

If you’re in the ADA, you guys met at the little curry spot he likes so much

You were on a case local to the area when you stopped to grab a bite to eat. You saw him eating the spiciest curry you ever smelt (seriously, you could smell it from where you were sitting!) without making a single face

When he saw you just gaping at him, he was...very confused. Until you finally asked how the hell he was eating that with no issues

“It’s not that bad, it’s pretty good really. If you want to try some I’ll pay for it.”

You took him up on the offer, cause it did look really good. And you have never made a bigger mistake than that

You had to drink so much milk afterwards

And the cook was damn near laughing in tears at you and Oda managed to crack a small smile at your exaggeration

“It’s not that bad.”

“WHAT- *COUGHCOUGH* EVER”

And that was the start of your wonderful friendship

He definitely is worried about the conflict of interest because of being in the PM himself and working directly with one of the most vicious executives to ever exist

Seriously, Dazai was still his friend but damn could he do some things that even he couldn’t stomach

And he couldn’t imagine what Mori would make him do if he found out he was being buddy buddy with the enemy

So he kept his distance at first until you saw the kids. His guard was up at first but when he saw how you interacted with them, it melted his heart (on the inside, he was still stone faced on the outside)

So you guys met up a couple of times each month in between jobs and missions

If you’re in the PM, you worked alongside him and related to his stance on not killing anymore. Granted, you both were working on the other side of justice, but if you guys could help it you wouldn’t create bodies if it didn’t have to be any

If you guys weren’t meeting at the curry spot, you were meeting about Bar Lupin

You supported him through and through, especially with his dream of becoming a writer. You even went out to the bookstore a couple of times to try and inspire him to write something for you to read

It didn’t matter if you were in the ADA or the PM, you encouraged him to follow his dream. And when he would look at you confused , and asked why you were doing this, you would always reply:

“I wouldn’t be a good best friend if I didn’t tell you to follow your dreams, now would I? You deserve it, Oda. You’re a good man, and that can’t be said about a lot of people, especially people in the Port Mafia.”

He really did care for you, and in his last final moments before Dazai got there, he thought about you, and how terrible he felt for leaving you behind.

He wanted you to know that he always appreciated you. You reassured him always, never doubting him, and there wouldn’t be enough thanks in the world for that

When you found out about his death, you were devastated. You didn’t want to believe it at first and you kept blaming yourself that maybe you could’ve convinced him more to leave the dangerous life behind and to pursue his dreams

Until you found a letter in your door, which was actually a short story written by him attached to a letter.

“Thank you for being the best friend a man could ask for. I will always appreciate you (Y/N), no amount of words can tell you how much I will. Thank you for letting me live out my dream, even if it was for a short time.”

It really confirmed it when Dazai arrived outside to tell you Oda’s fate, but he stopped once he saw you crying and clutching the letter in your hand

Much time has passed, and Oda’s death still haunts you. But, you continue to live for the both of your sakes. You even try to eat the spiciest curry at restaurants in his memory, but you can just see him shaking his head and cracking a small smile at your silliness

And you also remember his motto: limit to one curry meal per day (it’s silly, but it makes you feel better because it’s his silly motto and how serious he took it)

You even start to read more (and to specific, the series that he wanted to finish)

You see your life in brighter eyes now because of Oda. He was- actually still is- your best friend, and you will continue to live on in his memory

You just hate that you didn’t have the time to tell him how much you appreciated him being in your life, and how much of a positive influence he’s been as your best friend.

But that’s okay, because you think he already knows how much you do

[aggressive-positivity-network]

How do you think the mercs would react to engineer getting really tired and doing something absolutely idiotic? Like Engie don't lick the soap it won't taste good sweetie (totally not inspired by the fact ive done this same thing while exhausted)

Also your hcs are great!! They all seem super thought out and they're a thrill to read! Your writing is... Ok no word seems sufficient to describe it! It just too good!

Askers like you make my day! Thank you so much! Sorry if this is a little short, but I’m still working on the relationship ones, which take forever to write.

Scout:

“Hey, uh, Engie...buddy...you good?”

“Listen, I’m the only merc around here that does stupid stuff like that...you’re one of the smart guys, remember?”

Pretends to yawn so that Engie will feel more tired and go to bed faster.

When that doesn’t work - Engie doesn’t pay much attention to his surroundings when he’s working - he asks Sniper for help.

Sniper:

“Aw, bloody ‘ell, ‘as he gone into one of his fits again?”

‘Fits’ meaning bouts of creative invention that can last anywhere from several hours to a couple weeks.

Sniper waves a hand in front of Engie’s face, but to no avail.

“Nah, mate, he’s outta this world. All off in his own universe. There’s nothin’ that can bring him out now.”

Suddenly Medic walks by, and the pair practically pull him in to help.

Medic:

“Hm...zhere’s only vun thing that can avaken zhis building beauty!”

Medic wraps his arms around Engineer’s neck. No response.

Head on the shoulder. Nothing.

Chin resting on top of head. Nope.

Tugging on his collar. Still nada.

Finally, Medic uses his secret weapon: the cheek peck.

Engie still doesn’t look up - in fact, Medic has to pull his arm away from almost putting his hand on a sparking wire, something that an alert Engie would never do.

“Ach! Engie! Dummkopf! Vhat are you doing?!”

Suddenly, Spy peeks his head in as he walks by, but Medic grabs him by the tie.

“I need zhis vorktable for my experiment, and ve have all tried our luck. Any bright ideas?”

Spy:

“Why must I always find myself in these situations? Surrounded by idiots, waiting for my assistance.”

A murmur of complaints all around, but no one contradicts him. They still need a pair of fresh eyes.

Spy snaps in front of Engie’s face.

“Laborer? Do you mind coming down to earth so the good doctor can commit his nightly atrocities?”

No answer. Not even a look.

Spy thumps Engineer’s hat several times. Then knocks. Then takes it off completely. Still no reaction.

Spy has been getting increasingly more frustrated, as he has been waiting to unwind all week, and this is keeping him from a glass of scotch and a good magazine.

“Did your Texan weed of a mother never teach you manners? Or did she not know any herself? She most likely had yet to learn her alphabet, much less any sort of etiquette.”

Scout cringed, Sniper pulled his hat over his eyes, and even Medic put a hand on his bonesaw. You never talked about Engineer’s mom. Scout almost got a wrench through his forehead when he walked into Engie’s workshop in the middle of a Yo Mama joke.

This happened to be an exception, because Engie still stared blankly at his project. This infuriated Spy, whose sharp tongue usually had a much bigger impact.

“LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU, YOU SLACKJAWED SCREW MONKEY!”

Spy gave Engie a stinging, backhanded slap.

Engie scarcely stumbled.

Spy roared in rage and walked out, using his cloaking device so he wouldn’t have to bear a walk of shame. He was also holding his raw hand, which was hurt from the slap.

Demo walked in right after, rubbing his eyes and looking really hung over.

Demo:

“Mmph...whasall this, then? Aye...onea those, eh?”

Demo, being the night owl that he is, had seen Engie in his zone before - in fact, he was usually the first to snap Engie out of it.

“Comere, I’ll show ya how it’s done.”

Demo took the empty beer bottle he was holding and cracked Engie over the head with it. It shattered on impact.

“Don’tcha worry, lads, that hard hat ‘a his is made for more than a strong drink.”

Demo laughed at his own joke, then slowly got serious as he realized Engie still wasn’t reacting.

“Lad? Are ya...did anybody check for a pulse?”

Medic walked over and put two fingers on his neck. After a few minutes, his eyes went wide.

“No bloody pulse?! How the hell-!”

Pyro suddenly walked in, holding a bag of gummy bears.

Pyro:

He mumbles excitedly, then goes over to Engie.

She takes a red gummy bear, which are Engineer’s favorite, and holds it out to him.

No response.

Pyro laughs good-naturedly, as if he was joking about how silly Engineer was being. He put the gummy bear in Engineer’s mouth.

It fell out, but Pyro giggled and put it back in again.

It tumbled out once more, and Pyro cocked their head.

This whole process went on a few more times before Pyro decided to tap Engie on the shoulder.

When that didn’t work, he walked over in front of the table to look at Engie’s face, and hopefully get his attention.

Pyro took one look, started, then backed away slowly. After they had gotten a good distance, he ran to Medic and hid behind him, starting to cry.

Sniper translated: “He doesn’t look good...he doesn’t look like Engie...he didn’t even look...did I do something wrong?”

There was a rattling from above, and Soldier popped his head out of the vent and looked around.

Soldier:

“Morning, maggots!”

“It’s ten o’clock, mate...”

“You shut your godamn mouth before I write you up for insubordination!”

Soldier leapt down, took one look at Engie, and grunted.

“Gone A.W.O.L, huh?”

Everyone nodded, albeit unsure.

“I’ll show you landlubbers what we did in the army...”

He very slowly crept up to Engineer, grinning. Everybody took a step back, just in case.

Finally, Soldier pounced, taking Engineer’s hat and replacing it with his own, whooping and laughing as he went back up the vent.

Everyone just stared at each other, and while they were all recovering, Heavy walked in, still in his nightgown.

Heavy:

“Team is all here...what is wrong?”

Everyone started talking at once, but Heavy just held up a hand.

“One at time. Doktor. What is wrong?”

“Engineer doesn’t have a pulse, he hasn’t reacted to stimuli, his facial expression doesn’t change...he is a dead man valking!”

Heavy just chuckled. “Engie just sleepy. Here. Heavy will take him to bed.”

Heavy picked Engineer up by the underarms, lifting him over his shoulder.

Before he knew it, Engineer was falling apart. Arms, legs, body. It all crumbled to the floor in a mix of wires and cogs.

Pure. Chaos.

Everyone was either screaming, crying, looking like they were about to vomit, or were trying to salvage the pieces.

Suddenly, they heard a yawn behind them.

“Well, howdy, y’all!”

Engineer:

After everyone had gotten over the shock and had made a huge hug pile, Engineer explained everything.

The Engie at the desk was a robot with a realistic skin suit on. In the dark and dusty workshop, no one had noticed the difference.

He was actually doing an experiment - something that resembled a “straight face” experiment they had done with children. He wanted to see how people reacted when there...wasn’t any reaction. His hypotheses were mostly correct - except for Soldier, put he was a random variable anyway.

Scout was mildly put off, Sniper and Medic came up with a logical solution, Spy was furious because of his job’s emphasis on reaction, Demo joked around until it wasn’t funny anymore and then just froze, Pyro was very upset, and Heavy tried to physically change the situation.

“It was all real interestin’...but it had to be a blind study. Sorry I had to worry y’all. It’ll never happen again.”

He looked down at his broken robot.

“Especially not with my Engiebot in pieces.”

Engineer told everybody goodnight, apologized one more time, said he’d make it up to them, and then went to his room.

Needless to say, everyone followed Engie to bed that night.

And he had a certain Frenchman to apologize to over a cold-shouldered breakfast.

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I’m a writer...can’t you tell? No, but seriously, by the time I realized it was spinning out of control, I had written too much to delete. I know it wasn’t exactly a normal response, but I just couldn’t resist! I just felt a really good story in this one!

Anyway, I’m sorry this took so long! I have an ask blog and a lot of requests coming my way, so I may be a little slower on the upkeep. But a lot of the requests are pretty short, so I should be able to knock them out.

@catbunblue302