#WHOMST THE FUCKETH

[candylight-collective]

Who the FUCK registered a NeoPass at one in the morning

[zestyaahbutler]

you reblogged keisara 🤔 what do I make of this

I don't really know what that is?

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

ziggy why do you have the habit of like eating things that are being made

[da-shrimping-station]

I saw PrettyBusy's Recent Announcement on their News section and I have some opinions...

1.)

Whomst the fucketh is upset??? About the datamining specifically??? That shit's outta left field cuz what the fuck??? So amongst the sea of emails complaining about the Pancake Shop and consecutive Nightmare Pass and lack of Main Story content, they zeroed in on the datamining 'issue' that's been 'upsetting so many players'. Ayo what??? And that's not including the possible emails about bugs and all that.

2.)

I don't have definite proof of it but my gut feeling says someone's been snitching.

Also notice that they didn't mention Twitter/X. It's possible they consider other social media sites as external communities since they mainly post on Twitter/X. But if this is such a serious and important issue, why haven't they made an official post on it over there??? (as of making this post, they still haven't made an announcement) My theory is that most of their JP and KR players are on Twt/X and they might agitate that fanbase cuz they were also upset about the recent changes to the game.

3.)

Enhancements on the game client, sure. But there's still the storage issue??? I forgot the specific term for that problem im sorry, but like, WHB is 8.48GB on my tablet. Wuthering Waves is 13.08GB. HOW??? And I haven't even updated the game since the Nightmare Pancake update.

I refuse to give two shits about their compensation for this "issue" because that's not what the players have been asking to fix/address.

4.)

I'm sorry but you can shove those thoughts and sincerity up your—

DATAMINING ISN'T WHAT THE PLAYERS ARE TRULY DISTRESSED ABOUT!!!

5.)

B R U H

B R U H

I'm not gonna say anything more cuz the words won't be nice and pretty.

6.)

PrettyBusy is slowly, legitimately turning the game into a hellscape for the players.

Each and every update takes away the joy imo. The simp and thirst is strong towards the characters but that doesn't mean we're gonna take all their bs without complaint.

We've tried to voice our concerns but it looks like they wanna keep shooting themselves in the foot with a shotgun.

Still, please be respectful when emailing them. Let it be as strongly worded as you want but don't send threats.

[utilitycaster]

girlypop. whomst the fucketh would be coming. you are alone on the moon. rest well with your poor decisions.

[out-of-context-fanfic-quotes1]

“Whomst the fucketh are you lying to, lord Kaminari,” Midoriya drawls, “how does thou think to like Shakespeare?”

Source: here

[cyrus-solaris]

Malevolent ep 5 spoilers ⚠️⚠️

WHOMST THE FUCKETH?

WHERE IS ENTITY?! BRING IT AND ITS ALLURING NARRATION VOICE BACK!!

HOWST THE FUCK??

[consumeroflemoans]

WHOMST THE FUCKETH HAS BEEN EATING RAMEN IN MY CLOSET

[hisuianhellion]

And I thought my week was weird.

Glad you and Maddie worked it out, I think you might be the only person who could do that.

Squid you can't just say that and not give me context

whomst the fucketh is this cyan texted person--

[arcplaysgames]

AT LAST I FINALLY FOUND YOU, YOINK

throbbing king of desire, lmao, did you have fun there localizers?

this place is so fuck ugly i'm sorry i keep gettign distracted going "why does this look so bad" lmao. Atlus, I have notes for you and it's what the fuck are these textures.

BECAUSE YOU TOOK AWAY MY FRIEND IGOR AND YOUR VELVET ROOM FUCKING BLOWS, NEXT QUESTION

god i suddenly remember in P4G i was hypothesizing what cool liminal space the P5 Velvet Room would be. we had elevator and then limo and then.... a prison. i think I was hoping for a train car, which LET'S BE FUCKING REAL, THAT WOULD HAVE FIT PERFECTLY INTO THIS FUCKING GAME. Reverie hopping on the train and walking to the conductor's booth and putting a Velvet Key in the door so it opens to another dimension? that would have been SO FUCKING COOL

AND YALDABOATH TOOK IT FROM US

(autocorrect is like "do you mean whaleboat" lmao)

lmao i love you Morgana. "And?" same energy as "ahem a dumbass says what"

Morgana would so pull that too because Morgana is a perfect character who I will kill for. I am asking to kill for Morgana.

Anyway, we go up against Holy Grailaboath but it's a DISTACTION of course

BRUUUUUUH

that's pretty cool

actually like we're gonna recap but straight up: this ending is still kind of an ass pull like P4G, but not even nearly as severe of an ass pull, like the player gets ZERO in universe hints of whomst the fucketh Yaldaboath is, but at least we have the context of "oh Evil Igor" to go with, so it's not nearly as bad as "The gas station attendant was the Mother of Japan."

ALL THAT SAID, at least this ending Fucks, which P4G did not. P4G should have ended with Adachi and I stand by that bc Izanami was a massive disappointment. Even if I can kvetch about the similarities between this ending and P4G and how much is just a rehash

P5R is like what if the P4G ending was Hot And Sexy, so it is a wild improvement in that sense. It has scale and spectacle on its side, and BALLS TO THE WALL AUDACITY.

Anyway, this fight literally took me 58 minutes, from my save point before the final boss to the point after the cutscenes when the game finally went "yo, you wanna save?" And it's a fun, dynamic fight that at least nods at the brilliance of the Nyx fight in P3P. Yaldy has all the usual tools of the Magician, the bell, the book, the blade, and the... uh.

YOU KNOW I was gonna make a joke about this but HONESTLY? HONESTLY? A gun is a decent replacement for the wand. That's not even a bit.

He's got some bullshit status effects but really, nothing struck fear of god into my heart like when Reverie, armed with Athena and her 53 STR score, got hit with the Jealousy Brainwash and literally almost one hit KOed Mona three times in a row. My fucking PANIC.

Eventually, the game goes into the "okay you beat the boss so here's your cinematic ending" mode like usual. Yaldy starts cheating again and beating the shit out of the Thieves with bullshit total party wipe spells.

kisses morgana on his perfect lil head

oh my god its you

Mishima is like if Issun from Okami was somehow even worse, so he has to show up to rally the masses into clapping their hands and believing in the Phantom Thieves

I'M DOING THIS FOR YOSHIDA TORANOSUKE!!!!!!

AND OUR DAD (BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE)

listen

i'm gonna just

let this one go, okay. i can't criticize every damn thing and its fine because

are you fucking JOKING, are you KIDDING ME, Reverie just summons a COSMIC EVANGELION to beat the god of control with

fucking SATANAEL, who, what, stood with the Demiurge Yaldaboath until realizing his true nature and turning against him, the Gnostic version of Lucifer?

so satan saves christmas

Atlus, you are a bunch of fucking hilarious weirdos, thank you for this moment of sheer fucking ridiculousness

the degree to which this is cooler than Myriad Truths cannot be overstated

sometimes style is substance and this is one of those times

anywhere, where is philharmonic, they need to show up and explain why the fuck they keep letting this shitbird cheat at these dumb fucking causality-deciding games they play, goddammit

[songmingisthighs]

Alright it is time for me to delete twitter but to turn their back against San and Hwa about something they probably didn't even know bc they are probably uneducated about it is harsh- (like i didn't even knew about the song bc of the lack of education about it, like i'm sorry but not everyone is teached about it and if we don't know about it we won't know what to search for to avoid it-)

Also i think it was bc she said the N-word but she already apologized and it seemed like things calmed down about it.

my dude i stayed on the app to save pictures and i had to look at the mob wanting san's head in the form of a 10 page long apology and an apology video and to halt the tour and the fansign for a fucking slip up like MY GOD whichever one of you never did any culturally insensitive thing, please raise your hand. those include who said it but didn't even know it's culturally insensirive.

ofc you don't know about why the song is problematic bc i'm willing to bet you don't even listen to norazo and you don't have a google alert for "racist things koreans do or said today". how can people expect others to want to be educated when they start with "YOU'RE A RACIST HAHA WE DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM YOU SO CRAM ON THIS IN ENGLISH BITCH, TRANSLATE IT ON YOUR OWN" like you see the problem in that

and whomst the fucketh said the n word ????

[littleladylav]

Whomst thy fucketh art thou

Purpleth guy fromst FNAF

Thou art not thy

BLUE BABY.

-Hamilton

. . .

She was not going crazy. You are Hamilton. Dear lord.

[papaziggy-devblog]

"WHOMST THE FUCKETH NEEDED A FOLDER FOR PE??"

On rainy days we did homework ☹️, WHY DO YOU TREAT ME BAD MAMA SLOTH?

𝓦𝓗𝓞𝓜𝓢𝓣 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚𝓔𝓣𝓗 𝓗𝓐𝓓 𝓟𝓔 𝓗𝓞𝓜𝓔𝓦𝓞𝓡𝓚?????

[iambecomeyourvillain]

Hello what happened to rochelle

this has got to be the funniest ask i've ever received i'm sorry WHOMST the Fucketh 😭

[pb36cyan]

So hey, whomst the fucketh art thou new face?

Cyan, they/it/fae pronouns, turned 27 a couple months ago. Former field medic for the Lantern Corps, and the only human who didn't adhere to the gender binary OR a lot of the social rules that folks seemed to think were the default for humans.

[merlin-trades]

"Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?"

"Merlin! Language!" His father called out, having heard the swear.

"My apologizes. Whomst the fucketh thought that was a brilliant idea?"