#WHO THE FUCK IS HE

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Thinking about an AU where Harry travels back to the first war with Voldemort when his parents are still alive. An AU where he is Voldemort's soulmate. An AU where you can't kill your soulmate. Thinking about Harry just fucking with Vee while knowing that.

(because in his time his Voldemort is dead, he was dead because he tried to kill Harry and it backfired. Because in his time Harry lost his other half and broke. That is why he time travels or was forced to travel back by Hermione and Ron because they could see that the loss of soulmate was slowly killing Harry.)

So imagine a fic where Voldemort and Harry are soulmates but Harry learns that after Voldemort dies. So he goes back to the past and start fucking with him out of spite but also protects him and slowly but surely ends up protecting the world.

[writerorlion333]

so. skelly, right? fucking werido on many accounts and we all love him for it. not actually from any greek myths-- at least, not as "Schelemeus".

here's my crackpot theory: skelly was a mortal who died, was brought to the underworld, and then tried to escape Charon.

Now, this doesn't answer who Skelly is exactly, but it does explain why he's so afraid of Charon (see him not showing up for Charon's boss fight as a keepsake in hades i and bits of his dialouge from hades ii (i don't have screenshots but i read it myself ok, he's scared of/hiding from charon)) AND why he has an obol in his mouth in the first game. he was buried with it, and then ran away from charon without paying his due.

no wonder no one knows who he is. he isn't registered with the dead at all. he's been dodging questions about who he is and why he's here since the moment he died / got in the underworld.

this really doesn't explain much about him, but i feel like no one else here on tumblr has put those pieces together, so here. skelly dogded death on a weird technicality.

(it also kinda explains why he's a skeleton and not a shade. he kept his body, i presume, which rotted away, because he's dead, so now he's just bones.)

[venusandsaturnsrings]

i agree with your post about honkai star rail (childe and genshin in my heart) ＞︿＜

i lied a little bit... ive played for all of 10 minutes just to pull some characters (to quel the gambling addiction ofc) and i know NOTHING about this motherfucker but i love him. all i know is his name is sampo, he looks like That, and i want him balls deep in me. i dont even know what his voice sounds like. im just... so taken by his face... his pathetic little eyebrows, beefy body, whatever those SIDE SLITS ARE???, and just... his everything idk. i dont care about anything else. lord knows the odds i open this game again are close to zero but my GOD i want him.

[delphistrawberryfarms]

who else thought he looked like Vander???

I don't think we're giving enough credit to this dude for turning the fuck around when they fell into fascism.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[sadclowncentral]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[vaindumbass]

love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

[goblins-shitty-soapbox]

Guys, who the fuck is Doop??? Why is he everywhere on my X-Men timeline??? Should I be intimidated???

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[gunstellations]

[redpapercraness]

to lose you

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[aficionadoenthusiast]

jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.