#WHO THE FUCK IS HE

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Thinking about an AU where Harry travels back to the first war with Voldemort when his parents are still alive. An AU where he is Voldemort's soulmate. An AU where you can't kill your soulmate. Thinking about Harry just fucking with Vee while knowing that.

(because in his time his Voldemort is dead, he was dead because he tried to kill Harry and it backfired. Because in his time Harry lost his other half and broke. That is why he time travels or was forced to travel back by Hermione and Ron because they could see that the loss of soulmate was slowly killing Harry.)

So imagine a fic where Voldemort and Harry are soulmates but Harry learns that after Voldemort dies. So he goes back to the past and start fucking with him out of spite but also protects him and slowly but surely ends up protecting the world.

[writerorlion333]

so. skelly, right? fucking werido on many accounts and we all love him for it. not actually from any greek myths-- at least, not as "Schelemeus".

here's my crackpot theory: skelly was a mortal who died, was brought to the underworld, and then tried to escape Charon.

Now, this doesn't answer who Skelly is exactly, but it does explain why he's so afraid of Charon (see him not showing up for Charon's boss fight as a keepsake in hades i and bits of his dialouge from hades ii (i don't have screenshots but i read it myself ok, he's scared of/hiding from charon)) AND why he has an obol in his mouth in the first game. he was buried with it, and then ran away from charon without paying his due.

no wonder no one knows who he is. he isn't registered with the dead at all. he's been dodging questions about who he is and why he's here since the moment he died / got in the underworld.

this really doesn't explain much about him, but i feel like no one else here on tumblr has put those pieces together, so here. skelly dogded death on a weird technicality.

(it also kinda explains why he's a skeleton and not a shade. he kept his body, i presume, which rotted away, because he's dead, so now he's just bones.)

[justiceforskywarp]

RE4R wesker made me stop simping for wesker I need an immediate emergency dose of DBD wesker and some RE5 injected into my veins STAT

[venusandsaturnsrings]

i agree with your post about honkai star rail (childe and genshin in my heart) ＞︿＜

i lied a little bit... ive played for all of 10 minutes just to pull some characters (to quel the gambling addiction ofc) and i know NOTHING about this motherfucker but i love him. all i know is his name is sampo, he looks like That, and i want him balls deep in me. i dont even know what his voice sounds like. im just... so taken by his face... his pathetic little eyebrows, beefy body, whatever those SIDE SLITS ARE???, and just... his everything idk. i dont care about anything else. lord knows the odds i open this game again are close to zero but my GOD i want him.

[delphistrawberryfarms]

who else thought he looked like Vander???

I don't think we're giving enough credit to this dude for turning the fuck around when they fell into fascism.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[twinliches]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[vaindumbass]

love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[gunstellations]

[redpapercraness]

to lose you

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.