#WHO IS SHEE????

[housenp]

wilsons reasoning for proposing to sam is so fucking insane

oh you love her because she broke medical rules? oh you love that she lied about it? even to you? you want to marry her about it?? DUDE

[monards]

the voices are telling me to give in and write my absurdly long rant abt how Rhinedottir’s more than the propagnda and didn’t just send albedo to mond to explode everything

[chordsykat]

I'm happy to unveil my brand new totally original characters. They are an all-guy dude-centric band of fellas.

Their name is Rule 63.

[wolf-forests]

WHO IS SHE

This rainbow high doll is so pretty! She is so gorgeous was she a custom??? I've only seen one of her but she is GORGEOUS

[rose022]

my firebds arw so aweosme

[loregoddess]

rip any correct pronunciation of Cait Sith, 'twas nice to know the hope the VA team would get decent linguistic coaching while it lasted

[epicwin64]

Cait Sith why is your voice so annoying like brooooo….I don’t care about how his name is pronounced, it doesn’t bother me at all, but his Scottish accent is so irritating. It makes a hated character even more insufferable. When I see his character model I want him to have a voice like Meowth. Instead we get the Hat In Time conductor. I’m trying to save the planet, not solving a MYUUUUURDER?

[theradioghost]

i really only know FF7 by osmosis but I'm fascinated by the idea of Cait Sith showing up in the remake, which has voices, and all the people who have talked about this game in all the youtube videos I've ever seen realizing how that name is pronounced

[scoups4lyfe]

LOL

SHE DID NOT

HARUKA

The sLANDER

ToT this self-insert fanfiction is too real

[helloagain-shinyred]

WHAT PART OF 18+ ONLY DO YOU KIDS NOT UNDERSTAND

[elvenmoans]

genuinely asking out of curiosity do trans kids still use these to make DIY stand-to-pees or do you guys have better methods now

I melted off the end of one back in 2012 and kept it in a baggie in my pocket. Non phallic STPs didn't really exist back then especially if you were a teenager. These worked really well if you could reliably place it EXACTLY over your urethra. It was really common pre-2012 transition advice

[spoopy-sloth]

I feel like a hot soup of complicated feelings. Want to feel like Rejoice in terms of finding relief but not quite in the clear yet.

[sambuchito]

hola morochaaaa tenes novio novia ?

[technicallyoneofakind]

OP, this is really good, and I'm sure it's supposed to be chest hair or lines to indicate folds, but... I see a face there on (his) right breast.

i like him a lot

[rogdona]

havent played baldurs gate and probably never will but WHO IS THAT RED LADY SHES SO CUTEEEEE

[authorhjk1]

A car ride

(Baek Jiheon X Male Reader)

( @mechaknight-98 this is my part of the Jiheon challenge. I first thought of writing your fic's honeymoon as a continuation, but decided on something else in the end)

"Stop."

Your heart aches as you say that word. You were really hoping she would pass this time. You really did. But she made a mistake once again.

"What? No please."

"Jiheon, the traffic light was red."

"I-I didn't see it. Please?"

"I can't get you your driver's license, if you can't stop when you should be stopping."

"Just one last chance. I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't have one. And my parents will kill me if they hear I failed.... again."

You curse internally. Jiheon looks absolutely devastated. You obviously get, why she wants to pass this test. But you can't just give it to her. If she has an accident after you let her pass, who's fault is that gonna be?

"I can't do anything for you. You'll have to take the test again."

Jiheon seems like she's about to cry. But her demeanor suddenly changes, when she looks at you. Her face becomes a little colder as she gives you a stare. You're totally not prepared when she leans over. Too surprised, you don't attempt to stop her, when her soft lips meet yours. Instinctively closing your eyes, you remember that you sat in this exact seat before. At that time it was Hayoung.... But now you feel Jiheon's lips on yours. Nothing with tongue. But still incredible nonetheless.

When shee pulls away, you realize her eyes were closed too as you open yours.

"I-I hear what Hayoung unnie said and... I was hoping we could work something out too?"

You knew that that one mistake would probably put you into more bad situations. You were afraid to get caught, afraid that something would happen while she drives, because you let her pass, afraid that she might even blackmail you or something. But you didn't expect her to tell Jiheon. Who is now sitting in the driver's seat, her eyes on you, silently begging you to not let her fail.

"I don't know, Jiheon. Hayoung was a one time thing. And I'm still regretting it."

"I won't make you regret it. Actually..."

Jiheon hesitates, before she reaches over and places her hand on your lap.

"I want to make this the best day of your life."

You're stunned at Jiheon's sudden increase in confidence. Too stunned. Because when you look down, she already opened your zipper and is about to reach inside your jeans.

"Wait-"

She doesn't. You groan, when you feel her warm hand wrap around your cock as she fishes it out of your pants. Jiheon starts to slowly stroke your cock, while looking at you. You always adored her cute eyes smile, but now it looks a little mischievous. She must've caught you glancing at her lips, because she is now leaning forward again, capturing yours with hers. This time, you do feel her tongue graze your teeth, before you let her inside. The two of you share a heated kiss as the pace of Jiheon's handjob increases.

You realize you can't get enough of her as your hand lands on the back of her head, pulling her a little further towards you. You stroke her dark hair, while her tongue roams your mouth.

Soon Jiheon moves back a little, showing off that smile once more. The two of you look into each other's eyes. You both come to a silent understanding. Slowly, you start to push her head down, your hand still in her hair. Jiheon keeps eye contact, until she reaches your cock. Opening her mouth, she lets her lips wrap themselves around your tip.

With her hand on the lower half of your cock, Jiheon blows you right here in the car. At least Hayoung had the decency to suggest a private place. But you're unable to stop her now, the sounds she is making makes your eyes roll back. Her tongue plays around with your cock, just like it did earlier with your own tongue. Her soft lips are tightly sealed around your length and you can see her cheeks hollow, whenever she sucks particularly hard.

You can't help but reach out to put your free hand on her ass. You have to admit, when she got into the car earlier, you already checked out her shorts from behind. Now you get to feel her cheeks through the denim as her mouth warms your cock.

"You can pull them off, if you want."

Jiheon momentarily peaked her head up, before you push it down again. While she still sucks you off, you reach underneath her to unbutton her shorts. Pulling them off her, your greeted by a set of simple black panties. You let your hand roam her cheeks again, before it dives underneath the fabric.

"God...."

You groan as you feel Jiheon moan around your dick at your touch. Her pussy welcomes you as you push a finger inside. As she she keeps moving her lips up and down your shaft, you add another one. You start to finger Jiheon, while she gives you head. Your head rolls back against the headrest.

"Thee condom is in my right cheek pocket."

As you hear those words, it dawns on you that Jiheon came prepared. Did she fail on purpose? Or was she just expecting to fail again?

You fumble for her shorts, which you let carelessly drop to the floor earlier. Taking out the condom, you rip open the packaging. Jiheon reaches for it and puts in your cock. She lowers her head one last time, giving you a couple of sucks, before she sits back up again. But not for long. She climbs onto your lap and you reach upwards, making sure your hand is in between her head and the car roof.

Jiheon lowers herself onto your cock and you feel how her lips part around it. With a cute moan, she takes all of you inside, her eyes shut. You lean forward to kiss her neck, your hands now on her waist. Jiheon slowly begins to lift herself again, before sliding down on your shaft once more. She sets a slow pace at first, enabling you to take your time to enjoy the taste of her skin. You give her cheek a kiss. And then, you muffle her moans by kissing her. Both of your tongues dance tango in each other's mouth, while Jiheon keeps a steady pace.

Eventually, she starts to go faster though. You can feel how her moans into your mouth become stronger, louder. She starts to not just move up and down, but grind against you as well, making sure that your cock hits every single spot inside her. Her own hands are all over your shoulders and hair, trying to hold onto something.

The car is filled with moans and panting. And the sounds of Jiheon's hips meeting yours. Soon, the both of you can't keep your climaxes in check. The first to fall is Jiheon. Her legs shake and her pussy pulsates around you, before you feel her orgasm on top of you. She falls onto your chest with a satisfied cry. With her gorgeous face now buried in your chest, you move your hands to her ass. You make her move up and down once more. Her tight pussy now about to push you over the edge as well.

"Jiheon..."

You groan her name as you finally orgasm. The two of you stay locked together, enjoying each other's company.

"I have to tell you a secret."

Jiheon lifts her head and you look down at her.

"I passed the test a week ago."

Her eyes form half moons and her wide smile makes you unconsciously smile too.