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Using Artificial Intelligence to Solve SQL SELECT Practice Exercises on W3Schools
Using Artificial Intelligence to Solve SQL SELECT Practice Exercises on W3Schools
SQL SELECT Exercise 1 It looks like you are trying to retrieve data from a table called “Customers” in a database management system. The syntax you are using is not correct. Here is the correct syntax for a SELECT statement in most database management systems: Answer: SELECT * FROM Customers; The SELECT clause specifies the columns you want to retrieve from the table. The * operator means…
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#aggregate functions#case#columns#data manipulation#database#date and time functions#filters#grouping#JOIN#NULL values#order by#query#rows#SELECT#SQL#subquery#table#UNION#WHERE clause
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the biggest plot twist in saltburn was actually when oliver was lying on the grave and he started taking off his shirt and i was like "oh god he's going to take off his pants isn't he" and then he only took off his shirt and i was like "oh phew" and then as soon as i relaxed he actually took off his pants. true emotional roller coaster right there.
#does make me wonder what the nudity clause for this film looked like#'full frontal nudity will be expected for several scenes including one where the actor has sex with a pile of dirt'#sure. why not.#saltburn spoillers#saltburn#movies#lulu speaks#lulu watches things#lulu watches saltburn#if it's not clear i called like all the other twists lol
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VENOM IS SONY??? Well, that explains a lot then
disney would NEVER give us this
#sci speaks#mind you i am thinking about the sony clause where peter parker has to be heterosexual.#but it's oaky. venom can be gay.#and i do believe one day andrew garfield will win his battle for bisexual spider-man. i'm rooting for him.#he played peter so fruity in nwh?? you guys saw that right?? his fruitiness like. tripled in nwh. he was so fruity.#radiated bisexual energy in every frame of that movie.#sorry i'm so off topic here.#but like even the way he talked was. really fruity. like there was a subtle fruity lisp there. his attitude. it was immensely fruity.#sci talks movies
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how about Adam, of biblical fame, with the not really being born and all situation
Yes, Adam from Christian Mythology could kill Macbeth!
Being spontaneously created by the male Christian deity called God (very original), he applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!
In addition, his wife Eve applies for all three Clauses, due to being a woman created by God from one of Adam's ribs.
Thank you for your submission!
#asks#unconventional birth clause#birth parent clause#gender clause#now the question is just where the hell all the other people came from after adam and eve had their 3 sons#“god created adam and eve and they had three sons named cain abel and seth” okay yes alright#“cain killed abel inventing murder” uh huh a classic#“and then cain travels with his wife and her people” wait what when did they show up
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You know how really young kids freak out when daddy goes to shave the beard? Did unmasked Tarn have that experience? 🤔 🤣
Yes, he did.
Tarn learned well after the first clutch to start getting used to (or at least occasionally) go barefaced in his private quarters.
Poor things were so confused. Sparks don't lie, but they have severely limited life experience, and their newfound eyesight made the sparklings terrified from the confusion.
And it doesn't help that the second clutch (still blind and weak) wailed in sympathy because they felt the panic from their older siblings. There's danger!
(Tarn thought it was the scars. You smacked that out of him as you're coaxing the split-sparks to come out from their hiding spot beneath the berth because the clutch didn't have issues with Vos' party trick and Kaon's burnt out optics. Your Conjunx just needs to give the bitties time.)
#ask#transformers#transformers idw#idw#mtmte#tarn#reader insert#cybertronian!reader#the donor clause au#bitlets#sparklings#cybertronian biology#parental relationship#maccadam#my writing#the poor kids: WHO IS THIS STRANGER!?! WHERE'S OUR PAPA!?#the nurse could literal count on two hand how many times they've seen Tarn's face#and most of it was due to destroying the raging infection
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Daniel on Ted’s Notebook | Testing Day 3 | pt.2
“[Lando] is normally pretty honest. So if he’s feeling a little down, maybe they expected to be a little quicker […] but for now, we’re hopefully a Q3 or top 10 car but to be much more than that, I think that’s probably getting too excited 😁😁😁”
#sorry to the dando or landan girlies you guys may need to block me#but the way this guy in 2022 was still recovering from Covid was fighting that orange bag of dicks car#all while his boss was busy talking about an exit clause in his contract in the press#and yet he still showed up being positive about the car while the other was being petulant to everybody who dared to ask him about the car#anyway the more I watch the different interviews of him talking about how they’re not at where people keep hyping them to be#with the biggest sneakiest smile every single time#the more I’m convinced he’s been asked to shut up and he’s acting like a kid who can’t lie to save his life#which truly makes you realise why Zak brown is shaking and convulsing so much#daniel ricciardo#testing 2024
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"just because what china is doing with BRI is better than colonialism doesn't mean it's not a form of colonialism"
"just because free ice cream and puppy dogs dancing through meadows is better than burning in fire for 513 years doesn't mean free ice cream and puppy dogs dancing through meadows aren't a form of burning in fire for 513 years"
#if you make a claim without bounding the range of the clauses then youre not rly saying much#i see this sorta logic all the time#like. either your metric of 'better' is unbounded & so broad so as to be analytically useless#or theres a qualitative gap youre not accounting for where you do have a bound & something can be of a different 'kind'#but then you have to establish that the object is of that kind in the first place which just gets you back to square 1!#you have to establish that falls in the range of 'better but not qualitatively different'#which assumedly is what the argument is over in the first place right#this is what happens when you extinguish popular analysis of colonialism of any economic analytic & just turn it to 'bad people'#plus what happens when you dont have a concept of superprofits & how to maintain them vs how to maintain profits#or how quantity becomes quality (at critical points of intensity)#but if you just want a thought terminating cliche you can just say#'at a certain point yes it does lol'
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had a chat with one of our local ordinands today and usually I steer clear of theological controversies here but I'm just overwhelmed with how good it is that women can be ordained into our anglican church
she has SUCH a clear story of calling to the priesthood that she has had for fifteen years while she tried to not be a priest. this is SO clearly the correct step for her and I am delighted to see her making it - able to make it
#she was one of the kids church leaders in my church when i was a kid#as a fairly young adult i guess around 20-22 at the time?#i haven't seen her in YEARS and then she popped up in my paper i was doing this semester!#and then this last couple days came out to visit the folk i live with#i was not expecting it to be so easy to talk to her#tbh#or the other ordinand who also went to my church when i was a kid#(all the pentes becoming anglican priests apparently)#and really good to talk about the whole changing paths thing! bc i still don't know if i want to be a doctor again#although it has prompted me to try figure out where i put the copy of the oath we took at graduation#p sure that we said the version that included a clause for looking after ourselves to look after others though...#rowena adventures#faith musings
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Have you ever seen all of our OC's in one room? Well now you have! I was thinking about a potential collab and then inspiration took over for once in a lifetime lol. I think this has two black cats and two golden retriever energy? Maybe? idk but I hope I clocked everyone's vibes correctly.
Elle belongs to @shittyelfwriter, Mel belongs to @kscribbs, and Jacqueline belongs to @safyresky. Rants under the cut!
I don't know how much of a friend group this really is, depending on how friendly Kills is that day, but it was super fun to roll around the group dynamic in my head.
I truly have no idea how functional this group actually is together, y'all are gonna have to collaborate your thoughts here, but as OVERPOWERED as they all are, the braincell situation is yet to be determined.
Also, this is the second time I've drawn Killian driving a car, which is kinda funny to me since he canonically cannot drive. Straight up doesn't know how, and yet he has been in charge of the motor vehicle twice now lol.
The group therapy idea SENT ME because EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE BITCHES has the most horrible trauma and ya put 'em in a room together and it sets EVERYONE back. They come out WORSE than when they went in.
In the very first image, Mel does have a book in her hand, but Elle is blocking the whole thing 😔. It was gonna be the How to be a "Bad Bitch" three volume collective set.
#digital art#artists on tumblr#the santa clause#oc#millers law#elleconnelly#crystal springs au#we are just over here putting boots on ANYONE huh#the acting casual one where elle has her leg UP THERE is one of my favs#it was very fun to go through and find images that had their energy#whatever kind of energy that is!#also sorry for the late post#i HAD to get this out here asap!
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Pixelberry themselves using AI art in StoryLoom is a new fucking low, jesus christ, and absolutely no one should be using any those “Season of Love” assets when they’re clearly AI generated.
#it’s so fucking scummy#nobody touch ANYTHING from those ‘Season of Love’ packs#I might be reading this wrong but they’ve put a clause on those assets where any use of them is counted as entry into their SoL shared world#and any Seasons of Love UGC (user generated content) art assets become the sole IP of PB#so basically it sounds like if you create any art yourself and then also use any SoL assets in the same thing; PB now owns your original art#the audacity of PB claiming ‘property’ when it looks like almost all of those Season of Love assets are AI generated#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#storyloom
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Tuesdays are such good eye candy....
Happy Tux day everyone :)
I wonder if he realises how much I lose my shit every time I see him in a tux
#shaun evans#itv endeavour#endeavour morse#tux tuesdays#fuck he's gorgeous#and even more gorgeous in a tux#i genuinely lose my shit over him#whhhyyyyyyy#well I know why#kind of...#but still whhhyyyyy#he needs to be less gorgeous#I don't feel he's taking that instruction well#perhaps we can add a tux clause#to the various other clauses we already have#for his future projects#he could alternate between boiler suit of lust tux and naked#I mean I'm happy with any of them...#and all of them...#where's our legal advisor#I've lost the plot entirely#not that I had much plot left to lose#if I'm totally honest#my tags are writing themselves again#sorry... not sorry#hot damn evans
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If we ever get a scene where Husk stands up to Alastor for the others the way Angel did to Valentino, I will be forever screaming about it.
"Broadcast my screams! Tear my soul apart! I don't care! But I will do my best to protect them from you. That's a promise."
#but knowing alastor i bet he has a clause in husk's contract where he can totally control husk#THE ANGST#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel alastor
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been reading martha feldman and i think she has some of that thing where a writer has been reading 300-year-old documents for weeks on end and thinks their writing sounds normal when really they’ve started writing like francis theodore tuppeny grundle, who died of an apoplexy in 1721
#making a sentence longer doesn’t necessarily make it clearer#sometimes SHE forgets where the sentence is going and it's like dependent clause dependent clause dependent clause period.
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Maybe if they'd finally make a movie abt tatted violent Mrs. Claus looking like a biker babe I wouldn't have to post abt hot santas #equalitynow
#i know vulture included noelle and that sentiment is nice but helloooo where is hot mrs clause i want to be a homewrecker#tcp
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Scrimbly Jacqueline 38/52: you're hitting the slopes dressed like THAT?!?!
tumblr crushed the quality, as per the use. Do click and view for prettiest option!
This one is numbero 5/5 of @kscribbs's suggestions! The original suggestion was "The Cold Front skiing/snowboarding/stuck on a chairlift" and I wasn't sure I wanted to give it a go, because frankly drawing Jack actually makes me nervous/scares me, BUT THAT'S I THINK MY BEST JACK TO DATE? FUCKIN' NICE.
Didn't feel like drawing a chairlift, so I decided to draw them just having a grand old time skiing, and then this mental image hit me and I WHEEZED. Jacqueline is like. SAFETY IS IMPORTANT, EVEN IF IT MEANS I OVERHEAT, and Jack's out here like "I don't NEED a helmet OR a snowsuit, I'm Jack Fucking Frost. Are you wearing SNOW PANTS?!?!?!!?"
(She is. 🤭🤭)
Gloves and scarf are deffs gifts from Dite. Jack's hair was very fun! I should've outlined the lil spikey boyos after colouring. Maybe I still will! Who's to say!
Next scrimbly is DEALER'S CHOICE bc it's MY birthday and I chose the doodle! It's very cute! I hope I can pull it off :3 And post it like. Before the 27th so that I can caption it with IT'S MY BDAY, I CHOSE THE SCRIMBLY!
For now, please enjoy the Cold Front sassing one another in different ways. As well as this mental image: alternatively, Jack has like a one piece snowsuit and a sleek helmet he wears skiing/boarding, and it gives "stupid sexy flanders"
Santa is Homer 🤭🤭
#dani speaks#dani doodles#scrimbly jacquelines#scrimbles: k challenge mode#the santa clause#the santa clause 3#jack frost#tsc!jack frost#ocs#my ocs#jacqueline frost#her face turned out a lil wonk after i lined but it's FINE#and please dont think she's taller than jack. she's not. she's just got a helmet. it adds height#jack INSISTS it adds height since she is somehow taller than him EVER SO SLIGHTLY on her skis#OTHER FUN NEWS: MY WORK WIFE/BIFFER GAVE ME MY BDAY GIFT A DAY EARLY#IT WAS A SET OF SKIN TONE ALCOHOL BASED MARKERS!!!!!#AND I USED THEM FOR THESE TWO GREMLINS! AND I LOVE THEM!#both the gremlins AND the markers huehuehue#she's so sweet and thoughtful and remembers so many details I CAN'T 😭😭😭😭#i love my friends! anyway! enjoy the scrimble! I am going to BED#cold front#the yellowish thing is her ski tag/day pass#lord only knows where jack put his lmao#crystal springs#cs posting
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just had a frothing rage out because i got docked like a massive amount of points for online submitting a truly bullshit assignment for a bullshit online course One day late and also right after i sent it in she sent out a class wide announcement that said “it is common courtesy to ask for an extension if needed”
#like girl it’s one day and i didn’t know it was going to be late until i didn’t finish it at midnight the night before#i love to get spite failed#also she docked me HALF points for grammar because i started a sentence with ‘because’#but i did it in the formally accepted way where it’s followed by an indépendant clause#which is fine as long as you’re writing above a fourth grade level#but this is fourth grade level course. so whatever
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