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itgirlgyu · 2 years ago

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˖ ֗ txt and big spoons!

⋆ ࣪ 🌿 ミ i have no idea what goes in my head. ot5! x fem! reader.

ਏਓ... WORD COUNT/ 1265!

.... WARNING: IT GETS MORE AND MORE UNHINGED AS YOU GO DOWN! extremely unrealistic. ִ° ⋆

yeonjun...

so we already know that our boy likes his bites large.

likes why is it even called mouthful if you're not getting a glasgow smile.

so when you wake up one day at night and when you're going to the bathroom next to the kitchen.

you hear something and you grab your barbed baseball bat that you keep beside the fridge that you use whenever beomgyu barges in crying for more doritos

you tiptoe to the kitchen and you see a silhouette moving.

with one hand on the switch and another gripping the bat you're ready to swing.

but you come face to face with your boyfriend stuffing a big ass spoon of his favourite ice cream into his mouth.

it being lodged in a way that he can't even yell.

but you can

so you yell and he's surprised and working on his instinct he flings the tub at you to defend himself

because he hadn't registered that it's his girlfriend.

so now he's icing your forehead on the floor of the kitchen while apologising profusely while you sit there contemplating how he even stuck that huge spoon into his mouth.

soobin…

he's a big spooner, like the actual term of it.

and he likes to assume he's the ever loving cute boyfriend who loves to cuddle

but the problem is that everytime he spoons you

you feel like getting smothered by a giant monster that could only be conjured by lovecraft.

you know the creator of cthulhu.

his extra large, lanky limbs snaking on top of you like a very familiar scene of a specific genre of anime.

not hentai, it's when you get strangled by said tentacles in hentai.

and you refuse to tell him that because you know he will get sad

you'd rather squeeze fresh lemon into your eyes before telling soobin what is equivalent to,

"your love smothers me."

so after days of contemplation, and suffrage you come up with the perfect way to save both you and your relationship.

everytime you feel his hold getting tighter and your oxygen level depleting

you just punch him slightly in the gut which causes him to turn back times and if he wakes up you pretend to sleep.

so he won't be able to bring it up with you.

and once he's a bit away from you.

you distance yourself from him, so that you're able to sleep without having to worry about dying randomly on a wednesday night.

beomgyu ...

beomgyu is literally a thumbelina.

he's so tiny and precious and adorable.

you had never thought much of it.

probably because you were like, oh yeah my boyfriend is so adorable.

what you didn't know is that he's keeping a secret from you.

so this one time, you were eating your breakfast in the afternoon, as one does.

with your milk poured in the bowl, you get a call as you leave to pick it up.

beomgyu appears and he is like,

"wheee a big bowl of milk."

and then takes most of his clothes off and transforms into a tiny little fairy and dives into the bowl of milk to give himself a good, beautifying bath to begin his day.

but his relaxation soon turns into panic when he notices your figure approaching.

so beomgyu resorts to hiding in the milk, but as you pour the cereal into the bowl.

his stress level keeps on climbing on a peak he didn't know he was capable of.

beomgyu knew his love for you would consume him one day but he didn't expect you to consume him before it happened.

that too literally.

beomgyu is thanking everybody and seeking forgiveness for every and any sin he has committed in his lifetime as you take a spoonful of your breakfast.

beomgyu feels as though his time has finally come when he finds himself lodged on your normal spoon, which now is a giant vessel of death for him, with a few of the fruitloops to keep him company.

but maybe his stress level had reached its ultimate peak and broken the meter because before you can even grasp the little bug looking thing is actually your boyfriend.

beomgyu appears before you, drenched in milk in only his underwear.

and that's how you find out that your boyfriend is a shape shifting pocket fairy.

at first you were like okay that's weird, that's suspicious.

now having him everywhere is kind of cute.

but i'm afraid yall became that couple.

those who don't even go to the bathroom without each other.

taehyun…

taehyun is not a violent person by nature.

that's what you always assumed.

like you saw this man was well known in the campus for annihilating your three lineages without speaking a curse word.

so yeah everyone knows how dangerous he might have been despite being a man of non-violence.

but that all changed then you were practicing a ritual to debut as the new witch in your clan around 3:33 am.

the last thing you expected was taehyun rushing in behind a panicked huening kai, who missed your pentagon by mere inches, and behind him was taehyun holding a metal spoon in his hand, probably aiming at huening kai.

you don't know what happens next but as soon as taehyun steps on the ring, it triggers some sort of lights to go off and taehyun starts levitating.

and before you can see what had transpired, taehyun had disappeared.

right before your eyes.

because of your ritual.

you were rightfully panicking, dialling your coven leader's number with your shaky fingers when a dishevelled taehyun appeared back into the circle.

the spoon was gone and taehyun looked extremely traumatized with his clothes tattered and donning a stubble.

"i think i altered history…"

and then next day you find out that taehyun shortly became the closest assistant of isaac newton because after the apple fell on him and taehyun's spoon punted from his hands to isaac newton's head, further proving the theory of gravity.

also later you both find out it was his 200 IQ and the vibrations from his metal spoon that flung him back in the past.

huening kai…

he's your local superhero.

but he's still new so he's kind of still clumsy but he's so cute.

always says it's the power of community and love that helped him save the day.

and half of the population believes him, because his control over his power is um…

like if you knock into the windows of a high rise building, and crash into the stalls along the street because you haven't learned when to stop and brake properly.

public isn't gonna love you all the time.

but it's still cute to some people I guess.

cause other half of the population find it extremely adorable!

and he got like 6 fan pages.

if we avoid the 10 other hate pages.

so how you knew him is one of the days he was practicing his flying after drinking three cans of red bulls.

it started fine, until it wasn't.

and before huening kai could gather his thoughts he comes crashing in through the open balcony of your living room.

proceeding to break half of the stuff in there.

with his mouth open, because screaming obviously.

the spoon full of chocolate cake you were holding in front of your face placing itself perfectly inside his mouth.

breaking his acceleration and causing him to stop skidding.

with your spoon stuck in his mouth.

"wow that's a big spoon but good cake, did you make it?"

@ITGIRLGYU 2023/ FEEDBACKS ALWAYS APPRECIATED!

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therealslimshakespeare · 3 months ago

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Love how this trinity plot started off as a funny thing like oh haha, Ida and the Buckies hate Lu’s boyfriend and now it’s like no they know he treats her like actual shit and is pushy with sex and they’re absolutely pissed and desperate but can’t do anything

I know! I was like “wheee what if—“🤓 and then now I’ve got trauma bond and autonomy essays in my inbox and this is how we roll and I think we’re insane and very cool for that ngl

#those who can

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fostercare-expat · 4 months ago

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My self imposed “rehab” from the foster care drama is found well so far. I haven’t heard a word from the social worker since our meeting. Bit annoying that no one has gotten back to me about the big meeting on Tuesday where a Counsellor was supposed to be assigned for Younger Brother but I’m going to just wait until the placement is sorted out for Older Brother and then ask for an update. I have the feeling the social worker can literally only do one step at a time.

I’ve had had only logistical interactions with mom over text. She hasn’t called her boys all week, annoying but not my problem to solve. I brought Younger Brother to the doctor on a day I know she had an off day from work, and invited her, she didn’t come. I texted her the bill (I only have ever asked for her to pay the medical expenses) and she acknowledged it but hasn’t paid me.

Other Foster Mom (Sister-Wife) has done a ton of work to get Older Brother into a government sports program that’s considered the beginning track for future athletes. He already does a sport at school and now he’s doing this weekend program wheee they rotate sports every few months. The hope is that 2.5 years from now, we could get him into the national sports high school, which is residential, so the kids live there during the week. Would be a much better living arrangement than a group home, and hopefully his mom or Sister-Wife and I could have him with us for weekends and school breaks. He loves sports and he’s got the energy for it. Maybe one day he will win a gold metal for this country. We just want him to channel that non-stop energy into something positive.

The first day of the sports program was yesterday and I brought both boys there. I was so tired that I laid down the shade and napped. Older Brother did the lesson for 2 hours in the hot sun (after an hour of swimming lessons in the morning and then he also jogged next to my bike later on at full speed when we went home.) That evening I noticed on social media that his mom had posted a video of him at the sport class congratulating him on his first day there. I have NO CLUE how she got a video. It seems to have been taken from up on the hill behind the field. I doubt she would have gone all the way there herself because it’s far from her house and she doesn’t even bother to call him, so seems unlikely she would have gone. My guess is that either her boyfriend (who is into sports) secretly went to see it for himself or perhaps someone who knows Older Brother took it and sent it to her asking if it was her kid. Older Brother says he didn’t know anyone there and no one talked to him. And I was half asleep most of the time.

He’s 10 and has no access to social media or a phone, so clearly the post is just a brag to her all her friends. Annoying. I’ve hidden her social media feed now too. That’s definitely not allowed in rehab!

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toonqueen · 1 year ago

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Duckvember Day 6: Sleeping Duck

Wheee finally something for 2017 Ducktales lulz. Genieship with Gene and Djinn. Yay.

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Gene woke up with a sudden start. There was that split second of not remembering where he was right before he went to sleep. He knew he wasn’t /meant/ to fall asleep.

“Oh sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you,” Djinn replied back softly. Gene’s head had been resting on his shoulder before he woke up. The half awake duck gave a glance around where he was at to gain his bearings.

They were sitting on a couch with T.V. paused in front of them. Gene then remembered what exactly had been going on before he dozed off. .

“Oh! You were showing me one of your fav movies and I fell asleep during it! I’m so so sorry!” Gene replied truly apologetic. Djinn just let out a soft chuckle.

“It is alright my dear. We both had a long day. Perhaps it is time for both of us to turn in,” Djinn replied, then giving the duck a kiss on the forehead.

“I’m still sorry. I don’t want you to think me falling asleep meant I was bored! The movie was so good so far. That second sword fight was so good!” Gene pouted as his spoke. He still felt bad that he had fallen asleep during something Djinn liked, “Sleep is so weird. Even though it's been years I’m still not used to it.”

“You didn’t sleep as a genie?” Djinn asked with curiosity. It was a topic that never came up in conversation before.

“I could sleep, but I didn’t HAVE to sleep,” Gene muttered in an annoyed tone, “And falling asleep when I didn’t want wasn’t a thing. And the whole feeling sleepy all day when you don’t get enough sleep. Ugh.”

“You can sleep in. You don’t need to get up in the morning when I do,” Djinn offered as he put a hand under Gene’s beak chin.

“Nooooo, I like getting up in the morning with you. That’s not the problem!” Gene gave another whine in reply. Djinn tried not to chuckle at his boyfriend’s mood but could not help it.

“I’m sorry my love. Perhaps we should try to get to bed earlier,” the canine said before he gave Gene a light kiss on the side of the bill, “Let's get to bed now and we can talk more in the morning.”

Gene let out a defeated sigh, “Okay. But only if you carry me there.”

The former genie’s statement had been mostly joking. However, Djinn was quick to scoop up the duck at the request. Gene chuckled at being held bridal style. He gave Djinn a short kiss on the cheek, “alright show off, lets go to sleep before I start complaining more. Like feeling cold! What’s that all about!”

“I’ve done a good job of keeping you warm,” Djinn tried to say with his normal even tone and straight face. Gene did notice the bit of a smile on the canine’s muzzle.

“Oh you!” Gene giggled, giving him another peck on the cheek.

The former genie had a long restful sleep that night.

#duckvember #duckvember 2023 #gene the genie #faris djinn #genieship #fargene #ducktales 2017

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nocompromise-noregrets · 1 year ago

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wheee, thank you so much! *cracks knuckles*

3. What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written? Oh god, I am terrible at answering this question, partly because I have nearly 300 fics now (HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN) (actually it's closer to nearly 400 if you count the other account from the fandom that apparently dare not speak its name XD) and partly because I am constitutionally incapable of picking one single favourite anything. Although I am irrationally fond of everything the Twins turn up in, particularly See This Storm Through and There Is No Substitute For Love (customary warning that the Twins are the pairing in that one, and the rest of the fics they turn up in make more sense if you've read that one, although I tend not to mention That Part Of Their Relationship in the stuff where they're not the central characters), and I am also very fond of The Last Watch and Never Forgotten, which lead into See This Storm Through and are Very Sad Indeed.

6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time? Not at the moment, I haven't the spoons, but I am hoping that once I'm properly medicated I'll be able to get back to reading fic again, and I have a few on my list, particularly show a little faith, there's magic in the night by @scary-grace :D

9. Do you write every day? If you wrote today, share a sentence of what you’ve written! I'd love to, but am currently lacking in the necessary spoons. I did write a little bit yesterday and Friday though, so here's my original character Jack discovering that actually he has a bit of a community around him these days, via a conversation at Pride with his boyfriend Hal's bandmate Andy, her girlfriend and another friend named Tillie:

“It’s fun, though,” says Tillie, her soft voice kind of easing my nerves a little bit. “I’ve never been to Pride before. Never thought I belonged, but Andy and Gisela persuaded me otherwise.” I blink, that’s exactly how I felt last year, and how does Tillie fit in or not fit in? I know enough to know it’s none of my business, but Andy just barrels right on in like the slightly-pissed cannonball she is. “Aces belong at Pride just the same as everyone else,” she declares, and I’m parsing that in my head, aces, ace, a - asexual? I give Tillie a look, trying not to be nosy, but she just smiles at me. “That’s about the size of it,” she says. “We’re not all giant lesbians, even if we are hanging around with the gayest band in the North.” I can’t help a snort of laughter at that, Hal’s band is definitely the gayest band in the North, if not the whole country. “I’m giant lesbians,” Andy declares. “Me and Gis are giant lesbians enough for all three of us. Four. Whatever.” “Yes we are,” says her girlfriend - Gisela, I guess - and she pats Andy’s thigh.

19. Give us a small teaser from one of your WIPs. Here's another little snippet from Break You But You'll Mend, just because I need to get on with it:

“I think it’s not something you just get better from, just like that,” Tilda said thoughtfully. “I think it’s something you have to work on for a long time, and sometimes you feel all right and sometimes you feel terrible. You just have to ride out the terrible days - and we’re all here to help you do that - and enjoy the good days, and try not to worry about it all. Easier said than done, I know, but still.” She took a sip of her wine. “And I can probably brew you up a tincture I used to make back in Dale, thinking about it - mostly it was for the women who struggled a bit, after their babies were born, but it’s really just for those days when you’re just feeling terrible about everything, it helps to take the edge off a bit. Like wine does, but without the terrible existential dread afterwards.” She laughed a little ruefully, and Thranduil could not help a smile. “That was not an effect that wine ever had upon me, pen-neth, but it seems I am afflicted with it anyway, so if this tincture of yours will help, then I will accept it gladly.” “There,” Tilda said, “that wasn’t so hard, was it? Any of it.” “You grow no less insolent with age, pen-neth,” said Thranduil, but he was smiling, and Tilda grinned cheekily up at him. “It’s one of the many and varied reasons why you love me, Ada,” she said, and Thranduil could not disagree with that at all.

wheee, thank you so much for asking! <333333 anyone else fancy asking me some questions about fic? *points upwards* :D :D :D

I’m Bored and Anxious So I Slapped Together a List of Fan Fic Writer Asks

1. Share a song that makes you think of [fic title] 2. Do you read/reread your own fics? 3. What’s your favorite fic that you’ve written? 4. How many WIPs do you have right now? 5. What’s a fic idea you’ve had that you will never write? 6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time? 7. How many ideas for fics do you have right now? 8. What project(s) are you currently working on? 9. Do you write every day? If you wrote today, share a sentence of what you’ve written! 10. Is there a fic that got a different response than you were expecting? 11. Do you have specific playlists for writing fics? 12. Do you have a playlist for your current WIP(s)? Share it! 13. How much planning do you do before writing? 14. If you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fan fic would you pick? 15. How do you come up with titles for your fics/chapters? 16. At what point in the process do you come up with titles? 17. What’s something you’ve learned about while doing research for a fic? 18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic? 19. Give us a small teaser from one of your WIPs. 20. What’s a favorite title for a fic you’ve written? 21. Have you ever deleted an entire scene after spending hours laboring over it? If so, why? 22. Do you know how your fic will end before you start writing? 23. How do you choose where to end a chapter (if you have multi-chapter works)? 24. Share a moodboard for (one of) your current WIP(s). 25. Have you ever upset yourself with your own writing? 26. Is there something you’ve written that you would never want your family to see? 27. Is there a fic you were nervous to post/share? Why? 28. Have you ever tagged a fic “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat”? 29. Share a bit from a fic you’ll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic. (If you don’t have either, just share a random fic idea you have that you don’t plan on getting to.) 30. Ask anything!

#ask game #go on #ask me stuff!#my writing

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vampireschan-remade · 6 years ago

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wheee wooo love my bf

#WHEEE WOOO I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND.#‘answer woman’#EEEE GOD

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blossomkoushi · 2 years ago

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Kenma with a gf who has a oral fixation that is a comfort mechanism but gets embarrassed when she sucks on his fingers without even realizing it during a movie night.

Sweet but not sub Kenma.

If possible I’d love to see this as a oneshot only if you are comfortable with it.

Thank you!

wheee i love this (keeping it sfw for now, it will be a full fic if i try to add smut lol)

word count: 880

contains: gn!reader, finger sucking, mentions of drool and spit, mentions of sex but nothing actually nsfw, reader is embarrassed and a little ashamed but kenma comforts them <3

the night started innocently enough, you and kenma watching a movie in your shared bed, laptop propped up on his legs. he's leaned back enough for you to rest your head on his chest, the sound of his heartbeat making you sleepy.

on kenmas side of the bed laid an array of snacks; grapes, popcorn, some candy and some sodas. in your sleepy state, kenma resorted to feeding you, his eyes glued to the screen, fixated on the movie and subconsciously picking up popcorn from the bowl when you let out soft hums. being half awake, you lazily lick at his fingers before he pulls away.

halfway through the movie though, your sweet boyfriend got too wrapped up in the story, leaving his hand resting on your cheek, thumb gently pressing against your lips. it sent comforting shivers down your back, leaving you a breath away from sleep.

in the haze, your mind getting ready to shut down for the night, your lips part and allow his thumb into your mouth. the salt from the popcorn burst on your tongue, the muscle running up and down the calloused skin. softly, you begin sucking on his thumb, your breaths slowing down, whole body relaxing as sleep takes you over.

you wake with a sudden jolt and loud noise. disoriented, your eyes open to see the laptop still playing the movie, and you feel kenmas heartbeat hammering in his chest. "must've been a jumpscare" you manage to think, sleep still making your mind hazy. his thumb is still in your mouth, gentle and comforting as you smile and continue sucking on it.

until your eyes fly open.

falling asleep on kenma is fine. sucking on lollypops in front of him is fine. giving him head is fine. he didn't know that it satisfied a deep itch in your body, maybe you just like sweets and making him feel good. it's innocent enough.

except now it wasn't. for all you know, he could be grossed out! disgusted that you feel the most comforted and relaxed with something in your mouth! you've probably drooled all over his hand.

the dread and shame fills your stomach and seeps out through your bones until your body is itching and heavy, skin feeling like static electricity.

slowly, you move your body away from his, letting his thumb fall out of your mouth. he's still too focused on the movie to really notice what's going on. good, that's good.

"i'm going to the bathroom, no need to pause" you quickly excuse yourself, face and body feeling burning hot from embarrassment while you hurry out of the room.

ten minutes later and a face soaked in cold water, you hear a knock at the bathroom door. your face is no longer burning from shame, but knowing that kenma is right outside the door has your stomach tying into knots.

"baby? you okay?" kenmas muffled voice sounds through the door, a glaze of worry covering his words.

"y-yeah, i'm fine! go back to the movie ken, i'll be out in a minute!" you stammer, barely covering the quiver of shame.

he hums and you hear him shuffle away from the door, letting you breathe a shaky sigh.

despite your request, when you return to the bedroom kenma is not watching the movie. he's sitting at the end of the bed, watching his hands with a look of deep concentration on his face.

determined to move past the finger-sucking incident, you lift your head up high and and walk up to him. "were you waiting for me to continue watching? i told you to keep watching i-"

"do you like my hands?" kenma asks, looking up at you.

"i like everything about you," you smile, leaning in to press a kiss to his cheek, "but let's get back to the movie, yeah? i wanna see what happens"

his arm hooks around your waist when you lean in, trapping your body to his. kenma falls back, pulling your body over his, causing a yelp to escape you. he rolls over, straddling your hips and leaving a hand on your cheek.

"i asked you a question, though" he hums, smiling softly when you shiver under his touch.

"and i answered" you huff, trying to play off your embarrassment as annoyance. "i like everything about you"

"but especially my hands, right? or just my fingers?" kenma teases, brushing his index finger over your bottom lip, "it's okay baby, i don't mind if you want to suck on them"

your eyes widen, body heating up in shame and excitement. "you sure? know it's.. odd"

kenma chuckles while leaning down to kiss you, "i'm sure baby. do you want to keep watching the movie? my hands and fingers are all yours if you want"

he winks, grinning when you laugh and playfully shove him off you. "don't make it sound so gross, it's not all sexual, dummy" you laugh, sitting back up and taking his hand.

kenma smiles at you, kissing your hand and leaning back, letting you lay down on his chest, an arm around your shoulders and his thumb in your mouth again. his reassurance and something to satisfy your fixation leaves you relaxing into him, soon dozing off.

#yall im so not used to writing ive forgotten my tags #this is a problem #anyway i hope this was to your liking! lmk if you want a follow-up with smut <33 #sunshine.flowers #sunshine.kenma #sprout.kenma #kenma fluff #kozume kenma #kenma kozume #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu fluff

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shnowyfox · 2 years ago

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Yay! Tall!

Mmm steam.

I spent like 2 days writing that trauma comic so I decided I needed fluff.

X-2: at what point do I pass as "female"?

Dodgers: usually with mascara and a wig. Though, you could probably use some heels.

X2: I already wear mascara

Dodgers: huh?

"Oh, goodie! I-im... ... so beautiful!"

The X-2ussy??

X-2: thank you, Dodgers, I feel like a new man!

Dodgers: still sound like one too.

Tyr'ahnee: commander!- -uh-

X2: need something?

Tyr'ahnee: wh...?

X2: my queen, it's just a wig and heels.

Twirl!!! Wheee!!!

She got him a dress!!

"I love it!!"

X2: could we not be at war with Earth just because you're mad my boyfriend doesn't like you cuz he's gay

Tyr'ahnee: I HATE BIRD.

Tyr'ahnee: SHUT UP TUTU BOY.

Dodgers: girls night!

X2: but we're boys.

Dodgers: not if you want free drinks you're not.

X2: oh

X2: I have a gun up my dress.

Dodgers: nifty

EVERY TIME I TRY TO REBLOG IT MY TUMBLR APP CRASHES SO WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING THE REST OF THIS IN A NEW POST

Okay so this first batch is kind of a bunch of the weirder ones?? Like- I thought it would be funny for him to burn ants because he was based on ants? So. Uh. Also he likes studying the history of bombs n stuff.

YES! DIE, FEEBLE EARTH PESTS! YOUR PUNY COLONY WILL FALL IN THE NAME OF MARS!

(he was supposed to be using that magnifying glass for science..)

Oh, goodie! The rapture is upon us!

Keeps an ant farm. How wrong of him.

Marvin was lost

Until he found himself in the lord.

HAHA! TRY BESTING ME NOW, RABBIT! THIS TIME I HAVE THE LORD TO PROTECT ME!

"I didn't know you were a man of faith."

I'm not a man.

Oh no, I got the blood of christ on my skirt.

UGHK! Please gloat your victory in some other way! Kissing before marriage is a lowly sin, Bugs!

Yuzu bath ^^

Woah

The atomic bomb they dropped on Nagasaki

At the museum of ka-boom

#marvin the martian #commander x 2 #commander x2 #duck dodgers #daffy duck #queen tyr'ahnee #x-2ussy #x-2 #gun ment tw #gun mention #long post #my art

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atinymonster · 3 years ago

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hello82: question parade with ateez

ateez 9th member.

jiyu and ateez on hello82: question parade with ateez

➴ taglist: @banhmi07, @jiyeons-closet, @mochibabycakes, @marsophilia, @studioreader, @dkdlwhs12, @jaembluey, @atzaria, @skzfairies, @starlightjoong

➴ masterlist

this was so chaotic

the first question she got was literally “who drives you crazy the most?” 😭😭

jiyu: “can i pick a duo?”

everyone: *stares at wooyoung and san*

woosan: *starts loudly whining while clinging on to one of her arms each*

hongjoong: “you’re only proving her point”

please, when seonghwa started flexing his $17 phone case she just lost it 😭

“i literally watched him choose that phone case—”

when they had to mimic another member from the past she got mingi, so she did his “geonbae geonbae” from wave 🥺🥺

mingi was like 😯😄

he looked so proud like “yeah, that’s my kid!” 🥺

jiyu: “name three things you love the most”

*cue coughing from the boys because they better be in that list* 🙂✌🏼

jiyu: 🤔 “let’s see…my phone, atiny, and i guess these boys, too”

yeosang: “…did you forget you have a boyfriend?”

jiyu literally paused mid-walk before whipping around and looking like 😨🤭

*cue the staff members laughing in the bg*

jiyu: “sunwoo, i love you!”

she made a heart over her head before sprinting to the back of the line utterly embarrassed 💀💀💀

jongho: “she really replaced him with her phone—”

she peeked out of line to mimic scissors with her fingers

“please edit that out” (plot twist, they did not sorry ji)

during the roulette game with the biting shark:

jiyu: “if it bites me…yeosang has to speak to me politely for the rest of the shoot”

girlie just wanted some revenge for his earlier boyfriend comment 😭😭😭

when it didn’t bite her, you could hear yeosang’s “assa!” in the back 🤡🤡🤡

but when san got bit, jiyu literally fell to the floor laughing because she had to listen to jongho speak with a lisp—

jongho: *with a lisp* “it’s not funny…”

jiyu: *wheezing, wooyoung edition*

when they had to pair up for the choreography key point telepathy game, she had to be a group of three with hongjoong and san

all three of them did san’s iconic beginning for answer 🥺🥺

and san was so happy and excited :((

san: “wahhh! i love you guys!”🥰🥰

jiyu: “show us your flexibility”

the boys moved to to the side to give her space in the middle

jiyu: “guys i’m wearing jeans, what if they split?”

yeosang: “it’s okay, the staff will censor it when this airs”

please everyone just started laughing at the two 😭😭 #tomandjerry

jiyu: “sangie, that’s not the issue—”

but queen still did a front flip before effortlessly easing down into the splits—

she even gave the camera a thumbs up like 😀👍🏼

the boys dont see her flexibility as often so they still look like 😨😲😯 whenever they do get the chance to witness

jongho: *still with a lisp* “wow, jiyu is so cool”

jiyu: *wheezing again so she’s still stuck doing the splits*

yunho, being the gentleman he is, hooked his arms under her armpits and and pulled her up

jiyu: “wheee! it’s like a ride!” :DD

everyone: 🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔

one of wooyoung’s next questions was “what do you want to say to jiyu?” and this man did NOT waste the opportunity

wooyoung, whispering: “jiyu, show less pda in the dorms whenever sunwoo visits”

jiyu: “what did he say?”

wooyoung: “watch it when it airs!”

overall, it was a VERY chaotic, wholesome, and loud shoot for the hello82 staff members 😭😭

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suzuki-violin-school · 4 years ago

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First I Love You HCs

First “I love you” headcanons !

Content: fluff, I Love You, bakugo throwing a temper tantrum, very cheesy, nicknames, bakugo insulting someone, getting caught passing notes in class, spiderman

Denki Kaminari

his: he short circuited and between all the mumbling and wheeeeee,,

“jkafbhe did you know i love you? ...wheee ukbajhfgdt”

honestly it’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen

you’re laughing as you give him a water bottle but neither of you actually address it

yours: snuggling up to him in bed when you’re half asleep

he’s awake though

he’s stroking your hair all comfortingly and you just hum contently

“mmmm i love you”

“yeah... right back atcha”

Eijiro Kirishima

his: after an intense water balloon fight in the summer

everyone’s wet and while everyone is congratulating deku on winning bakugo is throwing a tantrum about losing

kiri takes your hand while everyone’s distracted

biggest smile ever

“that was so fun! you were great! i love you so much!”

all the water on your face evaporates as your cheeks heat up

yours: you were working out together in his man cave very manly room

super tired, sweaty, fatigued, already sore and dreading tomorrow

he’s sitting on the floor and you’re laying down, still panting

“god... i love you, but you work me way too hard sometimes”

Fumikage Tokoyami

his: actually it wasn’t him, it was dark shadow

you were both sitting on his bed, reading quietly

tokoyami was looking up at you every five seconds and you definitely noticed but didn’t say anything

then dark shadow popped up out of nowhere

“FUMI REALLY LOVES YOU”

“JESus you scared me! ...lol, fumi”

yours: the two of you were having a tea party mad banquet of darkness

you wound up behind him at some point and put your hands over his eyes

“guess who!”

“...kaminari.”

“What? No, try again.”

“...hagakure.”

“No! It’s the person who loves you more than life, you idiot!”

“...dark shadow.”

Hanta Sero

his: spelled it out in tape on one of the walls in the common area of the dorms

that’s it

yours: you stood in front of his door playing a cheesy love song on your phone

but you only sang along when the lyrics said “i love you”

Izuku Midoriya

his: he did it during lunch, sitting in his usual spot surrounded by friends

because they all had his back, right? they were supportive, right? that’s what friends are for, right?

stuttering the whole time

“h-hey y/n? i-i uh, well, um, i-i wanted to s-say that i uh l-love you. a whole lot.”

everyone cheered

legends say he’s still blushing

yours: lyrics prank over text in the class 1-a group chat

hagakure and ashido were in on it and definitely helped

they were the backup singers !

the rest of the class thought it was really cute excluding bakugo

even aizawa supports you two

Katsuki Bakugo

his: he just said it straight up

instead of saying bye when you were going out with some of the others, he just

“i love you. see you later.”

“OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE!!!”

“Shut up you invisible cunt!”

yours: passed a love letter to him in class

“roses are red, violets are blue, this is the stupidest format of poetry in the world and it’s so overused. anyway, i love you, time bomb”

he’s usually pretty chill but jeez he was flushed

aizawa saw you pass the note and asked bakugo to read it to the class, and he did so very proudly, followed by “and i love my girlfriend/boyfriend/date mate a lot right back!”

Mashirao Ojiro

his: okay, so you know spiderman?

he was in a tree and he grabbed a branch with his tail and dropped down in front of you as you passed

you grinned because what is he doing now

he was also grinning (nervously) because what am i doing this is ridiculous

upside-down kiss !!

“love you.”

and then he disappeared back up into the tree

yours: at the end of a date !

as you both parted ways afterwards, you kissed him on the lips and said it plainly, like in the movies

Shoto Todoroki

his: very straightforward

he walked up to you, completely unprovoked, said i love you, and then walked away to go do whatever it was that he was already on his way to do

“...what”

yours: very soft

you walked up behind him and wrapped your arms around his waist

(he was talking with deku at the time)

you rested your chin on his shoulder

(he rested one hand on yours and reached up with his other to caress your cheek)

you whispered it right by his ear

your breath sends shivers up his spine and he stiffens

“todoroki? are you okay?”

“y-yes, fine midoriya”

you thought it was really funny and he was very flustered for the rest of the day

Tenya Iida

actually you both said it kind of at the same time

you were both sitting on your bed

he was holding you from behind while you studied

“i love you, y/n”

you smiled softly and turned around to kiss him

“and i love you too, class rep”

then he died, the end

#my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #headcanons #fanfic #fanfiction #x reader #denki kaminari #eijiro kirishima #fumikage tokoyami #hanta sero #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugo #mashirao ojiro #shoto todoroki #tenya iida #i love you #spiderman kiss

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thebeautifulmushroom · 4 years ago

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HEATHERS THE MUSICAL WEST END WHEEE

Welcome back to me giving commentary while listening to soundtracks for the first time in a while

September 1st is also my friend's birthday :D

Carrie Hope Fletcher, love of my life (among others)

Beautiful is unfairly catchy considering it's like 8 minutes long

I like the vocals of the original off-broadway Candy Store more, but I have to hand it to West End for the absolutely amazing instrumentals

HOLY SHIT *breaks down door* HOLY SHIT *slams table* HOLY SHIT *screams* HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

Jamie Muscato using a southern accent while singing about 7-eleven as a coping mechanism is something that can actually be so personal-

Yes, I know all the words to Dead Girl Walking. Yes, I am asexual. We exist

Throwback to that time I used the word "myriad" in my AP Euro essay and afterwards had Jodie Steele going "myriad, nice" in my head for the rest of class

They took out the gay in "Heather touching me" which is cowardly but also they added two girls kissing in the "and you and you and you and YOUUU" part (one of which I know for a fact is Lauren Drew) so like they get to stay

I did initially like Blue upon hearing it, but it made satire out of something that really shouldn't be treated as such, so I'm honestly glad that they switched it with You're Welcome

Never Shut Up Again is amazing, shut up

Me, listening to Our Love Is God: hehe dinosaurs 🦕🦖

*wipes away tear* he loves his dead gay son 😔😔

Seventeen is just *chef's kiss*

WHY NOT SHINE SHINE SHINE A LIIIIIIIGHT ON Y O U R D E E P E S T F E A R S :DDD

Off-broadway Lightboat hits me in the feels but this? Ouch. Sophie Isaacs just sounds so much more vulnerable and angry and sad and hnnnn

I still don't know why they changed that one line in Shine a Light (Reprise) but T'Shan Williams is a goddess

I Say No is and will forever be a bop 😌

Kindergarten Boyfriend, no matter which version, will make me cry :P

The tenor saxophones in Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)? Wonderful. Amazing. Outstanding

They also changed the lyrics in I Am Damaged and I'm still confused as to why but go off I guess

Seventeen (Reprise) will never fail to give me the Happy Brain Chemicals :)

Verdict: wow I still love this musical

#long post #bree's favorite games but make it maya #:D #heathers the musical #heathers west end #maya says stuff #death tw #death mention tw #caps tw #I tried to avoid any triggering stuff but please let me know if you need anything tagged

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stray-tori · 4 years ago

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An Innocent Sin & the good gay flashback ft. my descent into madness

I wasn’t sure if I should post this but I mostly want it archived so here we go. This is from like,, September?

So. “An Innocent Sin” is a dumpster fire unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember why I decided to read it. maybe I was crazy. Either way... I read it. It soon started to touch upon (very very outlandish) sexual abuse which I thought was interesting. (the angst, not so much some of the wack circumstances surrounding it)

ANYWAY. at some point... we have a flashback. And not just that. It has a gay character.

And it turns rly gay. which mind you, is still in a het smut manwha (that has a “gay” side couple, but still!)

And it destroyed me.

For those who want to read it because I genuinely think the flashback is a decent bit, it’s all the bonus chapters between chapter 77 and 78 I think. There’s a part before that too, but idk where exactly anymore. (It’s on lezhin! or your platform of choosing)

I don’t THINK you’ll need any other knowledge to get the flashback bit? but it’s been a while.

Below the cut (rip mobile users), you can read all of my amazing reactions (all of these were text messages, for context - but I took most of the replies and convos about other things out). Post is also tagged as long post. :))

(i’m serious, this is fucking long)

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Here I am. Liking the gay flashback character. Feck. Main dude is still straight but idk it's cute pff

This is a mess. The girl white hair likes, likes black hair, maybe, but thinks white hair is attractive

What just happened is sth I'd like to know too pff He's so cute tho omg. Watch me melt Can we stay in this flashback before everything got perverted af and before white hair gets assaulted all the time I would send an eyebrow emote if I could Context: he's asking he says it again

Ik it's not mutual but loookkk he's so sweet. He's kinda rude in present time, can't we stay in this flashback forever

I never asked for gay, never expected gay but I got gay

This story is trash why am I still reading it shdhhd

He caught his mom cheating. And now she's forcing him to watch??? What is thissss Well adoptive mom But still sudhdidu what Bitch how dare YOU exist

Save my babyyyy

Yay sister that's not yet a rapist to the rescueee

This flashback is actually just nicer in every way let's just stay here This is a super long flashback btw Idek anymore what triggered it

Okay I think I'm gonna make the sensible decision and let this dumpster fire rest and just go sleep

It was very wild. I kinda wanna see white hair get therapy but it has 90 chapters and I'm at like 30... So I'm very concerned this is gonna be very dragged out. Idek if it's even finished ahahsududi - but I do kinda wanna see where it goes and see more cute Noah (white hair) so. Here we are.

yeahhh like i was down for the sexual abuse angst but then the mother killed the adoptive son's mother bc the dad had a thing for her?? and it was someone a person studying with white hair knew and so he's investigating and I'm like how did this turn into a crime organisation kind of plot

hhhhhhh i... i appreciate these horny things also tackling abuse but it always kind of gives me weird vibes to have both, especially when its very horny. And when people are horny to people who've been abused. Idk but I'd assume... you might try NOT to tie them up if they're frequently bondaged during their assaults. I'm just.... disjdksdj hello?? am i weird?? why are they fine with it???

also this manwha is so wild, theres this murder mystery investigation thing and then theres just a couple doing honry stuff sprinkled in between and i'm like OKAY

they rescued a guy in their basement and he's understandably very traumatized and they're trying to question him cut to our main couple trying bondage which i still dont understand bECAUSE HE'S A RAPE VICITM WHY ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS the ones questioning arent the main couple of course but idshkjds

like im glad he's somehow okay with all this horny stuff despite his trauma and im glad he can be happy and have a nice relationship but DO WE NEED THIS MUCH OF IT he's very cute tho

i like that even when i try other stuff lezhin recommends me it still has large amount of gay in it

[mei: i mean... that's pretty great, if you ask me]

I mean I agree, I'm enjoying the gay eheheh these tonal whiplashes there's not even that much white space between the panels fhjd nvm it just turned horny goddamn it can there be 1 chapter without fucking? okay, there were the flashbacks

WE ARE BACK IN FLASHBACKS but im not getting the gay relationship, sad

OH WAIT AM I GETTING GAY COMFORT bc thats very good too

OH NNOOO this turned sad very quickly

I'M SORRY IM SPAMMING BUT THIS IS JUST ANGSTY

I'M :((((

different species confirmed

I rly like them :((( I like the current girl too but it's just..... very horny with her. the flashbacks are nice [current tori edit: she’s very unloyal idk why i said I liked her] im weird HHHHH RIPPP

someone help him he looks so saddddd

not sure if thats the most healthy relationship but I'LL TAKE IT

AWWW black hair's mom cooks mild food for them bc Noah can't eat spicy food :((( im soft

PFFF

I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS :(((

awww

i feel like theyve done much more bonding than noah's current relationship. I mean yes I think its cute when she comforts him, too, but they rarely do anything besides be horny together

OH OH THEY'RE KISSING

best buildup, honestly

the position is hornier than I'd like later here goes hope it stays cute

D-did someone just respect the word "stop"??? I am amazed

i think you might uh. have some trauma stuff too so yknow

Dohye is a little dramatic in his reassurance but it's all rly cute so I'm :(( I like them a lot pls stay like this getting invested in flashbacks is always like: ik it wont stay but pls stay like this

hELP

chapters ending in "i wanna touch him" is never good. I'm scared. Oh okay he didnt do anything. PHEW. He's already better than the girl, can't they just end up together lmao

[Noah was jealous]

w-why do you look so evil dohye haukdhjs

oh. oh no. the horny is starting. pls dont... just be cute forever

DOHYE NO YOU WERE SO DECENT WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT KOREAN TRADITIONS TO GET HIM TO DO STUFF HORNY STUFF TOO NO PLS STOP I JUST- WHEEE TvT the manwha is actually less visually horny in the flashbacks but im not sure if its bc its BL which isnt rly the genre of the manwha or if its bc they're still kids basically, which... I'd respect the latter, tho I'd prefer it to be like this constantly haha

okay. he's not respecting stop anymore, but it's also more of embarrassed nature more than "no i dont want this stop" so maybe i can forgive it. Still losing points, but he hugged him and it was sweet so HHHHHHHHHHH NOT SURE HOW I SHOULD JUDGE THIS SITUATION

They [Noah’s family] forbid him to visit his friends house I AM DEVASTATED

understandable they're a rapist, a fucked up murderer mother and a father with a thing for younger women so

tho he dont know any of that but yknow he's so pretty just fucking end me on the spot

hooo

they are boyfriends and ik from the future that his sister is gonna ruin it allll she has those drugs that make visual imaginations feel like they rly happened to the person (dont know if thats real but holy fuck its terrifying) and she's used it before to say that Noah assualted her. and im pretty sure shes gonna use it again bc there was a panel of Noah remembering Dohye being uhhhh intimate with her and thats why Noah began to hate him and im so sad im not ready for it. bc he's denied it in the future and i honestly couldnt see it happening even before that or she drugged Dohye, i guess thats a possibility too

[current tori: oh girl, it’s neither and it’s wack]

which if, btich you gonna die even more enough rambling, more reading. this makes me so sad but also spicy

on the manwha note, he thinks Noah doesnt like his family bc he's adopted and doesnt feel comfy which....... fair enough i suppose. and he's so cute im gonna melt just looK AT THIS

SHUt UP, IM GONNA CRY

OH MY GODDDD he ate like ice and gum and all that, and Dohye assumed it was bc of the more spicy food and got rl worried, but he was just trying to get the smell out of his breath bc he wanted to kiss him ukhsdjs HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE HELLLOOOOOOOOO

look at them. LOOK AT mY BABIESSSS

how am i ever gonna care about the main couple again aww he-he wanted to go to the same highschool as him :((( im sad bc i know its not gonna happennnnnn

[mei: also at this point, you're literally never gonna care about them. i don't even know the main couple that well and i honestly don't care about them whatsoever.]

WAIT NO they're actually going to the same school awww ik it wont take long until sister fucks it up for them but for now theyre so sweet ohmygodddd

cant he move in with them, fuck his family honestly

dohye he's not a fucking pokemon iukhsdjs

oh. its. turning horny i am displeased with this development but i guess its natural for their relationship however COULD YOU DO IT AT HOME AND NOT IN SOME DUSTY SMALL ROOM how do ppl do this i like that the comments too are just "... is anyone still carng about the other girl?" sakjds

this is the best 3 panels in existence.

h-he just took your hand dohye idk what to tell you

[mei: "you blush at everything i do" god if that isn't me, idk what is]

awww its cute dohye is getting bonus points bc he invited Noah over while his mom wasnt home, they watched some sexual stuff and he DIDNT try to do anything what is this where can i get more of this

"well im not okay"

MY BABIESSSS

they still didnt do much btw they're just kinda exploring and its honestly nice TvT I dont want this to ever endddd

[Dohye sees Noah’s sister and approaches her] N O

N OOOO

this is the starttttt of something.......... TERRIBLEEEE

:((( babyyyy

I AM EMO

Noah was drugged im sure. hes having dreams and waking up in pain and the sister is asking doyhe over I DONT LIKE THISSSSSSS OH HE DECLINED

OKAY OKAY he saw him with her again but it was from behind and im not sure if it rly happened??? oh no this is terrible. Noah :((( poor child

i am so emo about this

[reminder he’s been abused TvT]

[the sister: “Don’t you want to know why?”]

i will. murder someone he called to ask her to delete his number btw what is this manwha but this is just gonna make it that more tragic when whatever happens that breaks them apart :(((

he's such a good bf but Noah just wont TELL him his side I'M SO SAD

I AM SO SAD

It cant end im actually tearing up nooo you were so cuteeee and happpyyy

[*sister is telling dohye to come to the gym hall*]

what else is she gonna do she already teared [current tori: ahem... T O R E] them apart THAT'S NOT DOYhE. THATS NEVER HIM. OH MY GOD. is it a look alike??? damn, she's dedicated to just. ruining it, huh

I’M

I’M SO SAD

now he's switching SCHOOLS NO NOOOOO how will i ever find happiness againnnn NO they're misunderstanding further they're not talking properly i mean i get it but oh my god

I'M :(((

NO NOOOO pls make up in the future at least omg he tried to clear it up tooo ahhh i dont even have hopes for them getting back together but i just i want them to clear it up im crying first manwha to make me cry and it's this dumpster fire ahaha maybe a little too bc it kinda hit a little close to home i guess but goddamnn ittttt they were so cuteee and so happy and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH NO. Noahs getting drugged and assaulted. And he's realizing it happened before, he just forgot. I am. so sad it's not horny drawn either which i appreciate but MY HEART NO

N O DONT YOU DARE MAKE THIS WORSE

Im. gonna cry more

Doyhe kept an eye on him im so emo :(( but he thought he was doing well enough and gave up.... Im im so sad no i want you to make up and get back together its all just a stupid........... MEHHHH will i ever find sth like this flashback again

[mei: p-probably not, no]

i am so devasted i dont even wanna go back to the main couple just fucking. i want this relationship back :(((( but i guess the investigation might end up somewhere so hhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh the baker manwha had a similar flashback feeling so. i just gotta find more of that haha

BUT THIS WAS SO SAD??? im so emo

[Dohye got kidnapped // the flashback commentary stops here but I think my descend into madness is pretty funny too]

OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED. THE FLASHBACK WAS SO LONG I FORGOT. NOOOO SAVE HIM. JESUS CHRIST PLS JUST ONE GOOD THING

its. actually rly smart to have another, more focused on them flashback, before the arc where he gets kidnapped by the rapist murder household so. good job. from a meta perspective but also NO but also. maybe theres hope for them making up at least after all :(((

[main couple kissing] this is. very weird now. but im glad he has someone, he deserves it but dohyeeeee

and switching to sex, YET AGAIN now i wanna see this EVEN LESS THAN I DID BEFOREEEE it's even.... a threesome now with one of the other characters why are you like this why can't you be. like in the flashback i am so upset HAHHHHH WHEEEZEEEE

I am just stop fucking jesus christ PLEASE I DONT WANNA SEE IT ANYMOREEEEE

im just stop the horny pls just tell me who that new guy is and why doyhe likes him so much

[mei: this manwha is a fucking mess but at least we got your lovely commentary out of it]

dhsuksj thanks i feel honored at least i got cute BL out of it before everything went [back] to shit

[mei: THAT TOO]

[...]

tbh im getting kinda mad about doyhe... i dont... feel like he'd just fall instantly for a guy who looks like Noah... but eh not my character

i just want closure for dohye at this point, fuck everything else ... not literally pls theres already too much of that

pls get it together for like 1 chapter is the investigation even still happening i am so confused save dohye plEASE wait what i have less than 10 episodes left Dont tell me this shit isnt even wrapped up yet

[Dohye is having a breakdown over the Noah double not coming to see him anymore]

yeah i this... doesnt feel like Dohye... at all... Even when Noah was rejecting him he was just kind of... taking it with some humor and maybe he was a little desperate and risky sometimes but... oh well... i do want him to get better but... im having a hard time believeing this development??? he never seemed overly anxious or anything. but who knows what else they did to him. Sister can still go fuck off tho

[...]

i mean. i liked the flashbacks a lot honestly??? it stayed simple and focused on the dynamics and less trying to balance smut with murder plots

[dm partner: NO THAT'S WHAT I MEAN LIKE CLEARLY THE AUTHOR CAN MAKE A GOOD STORY SO I'M JUST... CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY DIDN'T STICK WITH SOME SOFT, FLUFFY BL ROMANCE MANWHA AND DECIDED TO MAKE WHATEVER THIS IS INSTEAD ]

okay i dont care bc dohye is currently getting assaulted nobody asked for this why i just. this is terrible. he was... so sweet. he doesnt deserve this. nobody does of course but jesus christ pls someone save him at least its not horny visually, one saving grace

ah... the assult is back to being depicted horny-ly thank you for nothing

[... removed some general confusion about the plot]

YES. SOME SHIP FOOD.

i am. suffering i mean i cant stop but GOD

okay so apparantly. the sister. has just an arsenal of people who look like other people Dohye, then Noah... and even Noah's GF??? this is ridiculous??

one good message

why

did you feel the need to add that [actual tired rage]

im gonna die this manwha is gonna kill me im laughing but im suffering oh hes arrested great and thats the end and the last update was in january of this year

why AS IN NOAH IS ARRESTED nobody who actually did anything is arrested What is this why is this AHHH I at least wanted the complete-ness of finishing this but now I'M JUST SUFFERING

[ mei: I MEAN TO BE FAIR I'D BE SUFFERING TOO BC JUST... WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE?? MANY QUESTIONS?? AND MANY CONCERNS BC THIS MANWHA IS JUST... AN EXPERIENCE ]

its an experience allright WELL

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yup that’s it.

in my head, in a twist of events Dohye and Noah make up and are actual endgame. Something like that must exist out there but I won’t ask because it’d destroy the surprise and ruin the point.

That’s it.

Have a nice day.

#an innocent sin #dohye x noah #noah x dohye #long post #tori talks #tori has opinions #reactions #yes I do this often in our dms #poor mei #toriqueue

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thewiscryptid · 5 years ago

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crazy ex girlfriend starters .

pt 4 -- a mixture of season 2,3 & 4

-- some mature language, change pronouns as needed

"A shirt with sleeves? Are you meeting the president?"

"An insecurity? Me likely."

"Let’s dye each other’s hair, yarn bomb a car ... or we can talk about our shared traumas?"

"I really love saying the word ‘skulk’."

"I saw a woman with a bikini top made out of the Bill of Rights!"

"What a beautiful drug trip."

"You don’t like a man until his Sandra Bullocks start dropping!"

"Let’s not knock someone with a fetish. Some people like being choked by red licorice— and I’m not naming names, but we both know it’s me."

"You’re so basic but in a really entertaining way."

"Has anyone ever told you that your voice sounds like a mouse with throat cancer talking into a little, tiny mouse voice box? "

"Thank you for taking my virginity. Do you want to take it again?"

"Trust me, I’m a lawyer. Almost."

"It’s not stalking because all of this information is technically public."

"We’re just two lesbians, don’t mind us! "

"I knew that bitch weighed herself!"

"What ... *MAN* ... did this?"

"I don’t want your dirty man ice!"

"Who needs college when you’ve got this pretty face?"

"Boobs are just sacks of yellow fat so they’re really not worth the whole obsession."

"Oh, my god. I’ve left my body. I’m floating out of my body and looking down."

"I thought she was a nice person. But I was wrong. She’s a poo person!"

"Does she always talk like an all timey detective?"

"He’s having a tough time ; none of his dream catchers work in here."

"I could teach a class on how to cozy up to awful, rich, white men."

"Paging Doctor Freud, Oedipus needs his blanky."

"Blasted legumes."

"I was a strong, feral, little girl."

"I am ready to turn my childhood trauma into a kink."

"There are two things I will always have ; indigestion and all of the answers."

"You just have to wait for him to whip his yuck out."

"You’re right. I bet he has a big yuck ... I don’t even think I could even take his yuck."

"For some reason, you’re on the top of my to-do list."

"Naps are for children, the elderly and the weak."

"Have fun flying coach, dick."

"I’ll never have problems again."

"I said he must be destroyed then I ran away like some scared little boy."

"Get out of here but.... slowly. I wanna watch those pants move."

"Ow! My vagina!"

"I don’t care what happens to me anymore."

"My friends all say I’m judgey but I never listen to them because they’re all a bunch of big dumb idiots.

"He turned the smartest person I know into a wannabe por.n star."

"God’s my EZ-pass."

"$600-$800? That’s like ... a pair of shoes."

"I love myself and I don’t purchase any periodicals that engage in body shaming."

"You are an amoral sociopath with no conscience."

"You have the heart of a weak, dying kitten."

"Help me destroy ____ and I will let you do anything to me."

"Rip off my compassion with your teeth."

"Let me choke on your cocksuredness."

"You just Father, Son and Holy Ghosted your entire life!"

"Hey— BOOBS! Big ol’ boobs! LOOK AT ME!"

"I am obsessed. I am. Totes. Hundo P."

"The choking, the spanking, the cuckolding... ugh."

"Maybe she’s not such a heinous bitch after all."

"Every little girl kinda hates her mom."

"You made me think that you loved me."

"Oh god, these jack holes."

"Bitch, don’t get in my way, bitch."

"I’m a big boy.... what’s the word for that?"

"I know I’m talking to you right now but there’s another version of me in a parallel universe that is tearing your clothes off and climbing you like a sequoia."

"And of all of the pensises I’ve seen, his made the biggest impact."

"He’s coming! Bail on the turntable!"

"Does she have a magic vagina?!"

"Harry Potter dirty talk. Don’t worry about it."

"And now I’m here to claim a prize for a job well done. You!"

"Wheee! I’m your boyfriend again!"

"I got you a pretty dress for when we promenade."

"You know I think menstruation is beautiful."

'I gotta say for a blackmailer, he’s very good about consent."

"I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!"

"Even his choice of ramen flavor is concerning."

"Our relationship is based 90% on fear and the other 10% is hoping you’ll make that duck ragout again!"

"You’re not special because you’re sad."

"Wait— Whoa, did you have like a billion drinks?"

"Your pet name for me is slut."

"My lady is a badass and really, really, reeeeally stupid."

"It’s so hard. There’s always something touching my breasts."

"STAND DOWN, SIR!"

"I’ve got that high end jizz."

"Please don’t poop in my balloon."

"You’re the love of my life, you know that, right?"

"Hello, nice to meet you. You’ve been inside of me."

"Hello, nice to meet you. You broke my heart."

"Why aren’t you happy?! You’re supposed to be happy!"

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