#WHAT WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN

[unhinged-nymph]

rhett and link reading thirst tweets:

link calling a male cat sexy

smoosh

"I encourage you to continue to thirst for me" no worries

link's blue eyes

link barking for rhett

the splash

link looking intensely at rhett's shirt buttons

them making link read the tweets about rhett lol

link getting kinky

thinking about link watering my garden

link's lil chuckle at "closeted bi dude"

"well we are married" "yeah... but not to each other"

"bi means he wants to fuck both of us at the same time".... ok

"you came along for the ride with this one... literally" oh ok so link's riding d-

taking a moment to point out how much they have to either a) be looking deep into each other's eyes or b) be touching, in multiple places preferably

slowly. lick. under. taint.

"oh I'm not concerned" "well I think there should be at least a day to separate us... I don't want to taste you" why'd he have to say it like that

"this is a pitch; it's one of our writers" lmaooo

"one day we might kiss" every time they bring this up they get more and more positive about it lol

"you're gonna cum where?" rhett pls

"I didn't know what this was... until we did it" talking about eiffel towering is crazyyy

link thinking rhett just wanted to hold him up and hold hands while they simultaneously fucked a bush "oh yeah that's a good idea, it'll make it easier for us to copulate with this bush" ok

"you need to watch more porn" "well you need to kiss my ass" mhm

"have we done that?" lmaooo like yes? several times actually

and then rhett talking about making jessie squirt?/watersports???? hello

"I'm at my sexual peak, I'll add that."

"so is what you're saying is that your pussy eating skills are only going to improve from here?" "yeah." "and my dick's only gonna get sloppier" "yeah yeah"

taking a moment to just say... THEY ARE FLIRTING

and just blushing so much lol

link reminding everyone that he's an exhibitionist by talking about letting his dogs out at the airport

them inviting us to cum in their wonderhole......

wow

[yelena-bellova]

TED LASSO SEASON 4!!!!!!

[lover-of-mine]

I think some of these BT shippers really think all of this is way more serious than it is and that we’re all more powerful than we are (themselves included)

They think Tim is going to punish us for “harassing” them about Buddie but reward them with Tommy main for…whatever it is they’re doing.

They think we hacked Lou and all we did is post a weird tweet and block a bunch of people but yet we hacked ALL OF DISNEY for one deleted scene.

Y’all were just a bunch of nerds posting our opinions on the internet calm down 😂

Though I suppose if your first experience in fandom is the utter chaos that happened because of Lou’s cameos you might come away with an inflated sense of power.

Well, urban legend at my university used to say that once we finish the degree (I have a bachelor's in computer science) we enter a worldwide low-level threat watchlist, so maybe I am dangerous? oaksoaksokaosk (this is a joke, I mean, there is talk about the watchlist but I am one of millions of computer scientists on the planet, doubt is that serious)

But seriously, the hypocrisy of it all. If the internet craziness was going to end up in punishment, they would punish both sides and like, I don't know, get rid of Tommy and make Buck end up with groovyheels because she showed up at the station with a 6-year-old with Buck's birthmark or whatever.

We are somehow hacking instagrams, and twitters, and all of Disney for a fucking show. Like, what? Look, I love the show and I want canon buddie, but I'm not gonna risk going to actual prison because of it. Think for 2 seconds, maybe? We are all a bunch of nobodies with internet access yelling at the void. We get no say on anything. We have no power. None.

The cameos gave them this idea that they could manipulate canon at their will, but Lou has no power either. He's not a writer. No one here has any control over anything. But somehow now we are hacking one of the most powerful corporations on the planet for a ship war while Ryan takes over control of the show with the power of his abs? Be fucking for real.

[moo-oon]

i wish, if only for a moment, to understand all the levels of insanity that have occurred this weekend.

[buggotbrain]

taylor swift just made an instagram post. kamala is using beyoncé's music, but the woman herself has yet to speak words of endorsement straight out of her mouth. these are the biggest celebrities in the country and across the world. but y'all are mad at chappell roan for not declaring? ok

[mooonzyyyy]

tumblr how are we feeling?

[cocaineskinny909]

Ok wtf is happening out there why am I seeing this fucking tag like WHAT ? Is this some doing of Musk rat ? I'm afraid to even look up the actual news 😭

[fettiowi]

IM JUST THINKING OF THE PEOPLE WHO PROBABKY HAVENT CAUGHT UP WITH ADVENTURE TIME IN YEARS AND ARE SEEING SIMON SELFCEST OUT OF CONTEXT

[diamondseaside]

I JUST SAW A CLIP OF TRAVIS DANCING TO BOLLYWOOD MUSIC AT THE CHIEFS PARTY IM CRYING

[hyenabrainedspots]

Sleeping tiger

Acrylic on wood

[human-timelord]

Youre telling me that the same person who produced the black parade, dookie and american idiot to name a few also produced the theme tune to young sheldon???

[dteamain]

I heard apparently vegetta asked quackity if he was allowed to say something about it and q said yeah, like hes out here giving permission to speak about shit but god forbid he make a priv tweet or something

"hey quackity can i defend racism on your behalf"

"sure go ahead man"

[martinsharmony]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAA HA AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[robertsbarbie]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CILLIAN MURPHY BLEACHED HIS HAIR BLONDE HELLO

[firesofdainix]

Me writing Take On Me: oh man I can't wait to get to the parts I WANT to write (aka both world wars, Cold War, Kepler)

Also Me: I. Don't wanna write all that

[whumpfish]

2 days left to 4th of July and nobody on my dash has yet advocated setting off fireworks to terrorize veterans.

Good job, dash. Good job.