#WHAT THEN!

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

Also in the solitary confinement situation, adrien constantly talked with felix(unaware he is felix) non stop even after felix fell asleep, felix now officially knows way more about adriens life than adrien himself does. He also knows how many tiles there were in the room and the lore of 12 animes start to finish. Not to mention too many details about how marinettes hair looks under moonlight or sth probably. at some point felix felt so awful for him he even stopped teasing him. Even attempted to make puns like thats how bad it was

this is way too easy for me to imagine lol. like i might even have to make a fic out of it bc i cannot get the image of adrien & felix lying awake in the dark, twin telepathizing their shared nightmares & comiserating, out of my head.

like adrien would be like "do you know he gave me a foosball table and no one to play it with" and felix would just be like "you would've lost anyway"

or felix would say "something just like this happened in the shoujo manga i'm reading" and adrien like "you read manga?" and felix: "yeah kagami made me" and adrien "nerd. anyways about demon slayer--"

and lol adrien talking about "my nightmare is of me acidentally destroying the world" and felix seeing exactly what adrien's seeing, chat blanc and dead ladybug in his arms and just being like "lol wait. wtf."

and then adrien asking why felix isn't plagued by nightmares like everyone else and felix looking at adrigami on his alliance going "well it's already real innit."

[hollowslantern]

what if I was an android and you were a chief engineer and you saw me literally and figuratively in a way nobody else did and we were best friends forever and even longer than that. and we were both boys.

[tojigasm]

ohhh pls do a part 2 of the nsfw visuals babe!

We shall see, we shall see

[lesbianalicent]

and when i kill tom and greg with my bare hands what then!

[antonarchives]

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓:     ＂   how much money did you lose?   ＂     still accepting.     (  @unbearablyindifferent  )

＂      𝐚𝐫𝐞   𝐲𝐨𝐮   𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠   𝐦𝐲   𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫   𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞?      that’s   hurtful.      that   hurts   me.      ＂         bottom   lip   juts   forward   in   a   pout   and   one   hand   touches   heart,      as   if   words   have   caused   physical   blow.      it’s   all   very   dramatic         .   .   .         and   completely   unnecessary   because   a   beat   later,      nose   crinkles   in   defeat.         ＂      fine.      i   lost   170$   and   all   my   self   -   disrespect,      but   you   must   never   tell   another   soul.      ＂      admittedly,      playing   lunchtime   poker   with   a   bunch   of   hunters   probably   WASN'T   his   smartest   idea.      however,      anton   didn’t   play   to   win   money.      he   played   to   win   information.         ―         people   had   a   habit   of   becoming   remarkably   chatty   if   they   thought   they   had   the   upper   hand      &      it   allowed   him   to   learn   a   lot   he   didn’t   previously   know   about   a   certain   brotherly   duo   prior   to   placing   losing   bets.      in   a   way,      this   afternoon   is   still   working   his   favour,      even   if   it   didn’t   appear   to   be   to   sarah.         ＂      i   thought   about   swiping   their   wallets   before   they   left   as   compensation,      but   didn’t   fancy   facing   your   wrath   today.      personally,      i   think   that   kind   of   self   -   restraint   has   earned   me   at   least   one   free   thing   off   the   menu.      don’t   you?      ＂

[doctorandroseinatardis]

It will be the truth!

Ten's always afraid to lose love and be alone, because he was created by love in a way!

Tentoo got the corage to love Rose from Nine!

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[scaryorganmusic]

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

[fairysbrew]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[alkemylabz]

"writing about fucked up things doesnt indicate your values as a person" and "the way you write about things may indicate some of your values" are not conflicting statements if im going to be real

post cancelled. look at mysterious green glacier mice move across the ice in formation

if anyone wants to assume this post is about rugrats porn or hentai or censorship or ao3 i will have you know this post was because i found it odd (as someone with a passing interest in cults and high control groups) that so many people were insistent that the former scientology auditor did not have any internalized views about what consent meant that showed through in his writing. it's possible that you could glean he has such views through the way he talks and writes about certain things. what a strange and novel way to view communication that has no applications in real life.

do not derail and continue discussing glacier mice as usual though

[mi1kw33d-2]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.