#WHAT THEN!

[miametropolis]

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

[wackus-bonkus-maximus]

Also in the solitary confinement situation, adrien constantly talked with felix(unaware he is felix) non stop even after felix fell asleep, felix now officially knows way more about adriens life than adrien himself does. He also knows how many tiles there were in the room and the lore of 12 animes start to finish. Not to mention too many details about how marinettes hair looks under moonlight or sth probably. at some point felix felt so awful for him he even stopped teasing him. Even attempted to make puns like thats how bad it was

this is way too easy for me to imagine lol. like i might even have to make a fic out of it bc i cannot get the image of adrien & felix lying awake in the dark, twin telepathizing their shared nightmares & comiserating, out of my head.

like adrien would be like "do you know he gave me a foosball table and no one to play it with" and felix would just be like "you would've lost anyway"

or felix would say "something just like this happened in the shoujo manga i'm reading" and adrien like "you read manga?" and felix: "yeah kagami made me" and adrien "nerd. anyways about demon slayer--"

and lol adrien talking about "my nightmare is of me acidentally destroying the world" and felix seeing exactly what adrien's seeing, chat blanc and dead ladybug in his arms and just being like "lol wait. wtf."

and then adrien asking why felix isn't plagued by nightmares like everyone else and felix looking at adrigami on his alliance going "well it's already real innit."

[incalamity]

and when i see the scene where kiyoko finally lets tanaka hold her bag and he says, "it's light" and she says, "that's what i've always said." then what? then what??

[hollowslantern]

what if I was an android and you were a chief engineer and you saw me literally and figuratively in a way nobody else did and we were best friends forever and even longer than that. and we were both boys.

[tojigasm]

ohhh pls do a part 2 of the nsfw visuals babe!

We shall see, we shall see

[lesbianalicent]

and when i kill tom and greg with my bare hands what then!

[antonarchives]

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓:     ＂   how much money did you lose?   ＂     still accepting.     (  @unbearablyindifferent  )

＂      𝐚𝐫𝐞   𝐲𝐨𝐮   𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠   𝐦𝐲   𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫   𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞?      that’s   hurtful.      that   hurts   me.      ＂         bottom   lip   juts   forward   in   a   pout   and   one   hand   touches   heart,      as   if   words   have   caused   physical   blow.      it’s   all   very   dramatic         .   .   .         and   completely   unnecessary   because   a   beat   later,      nose   crinkles   in   defeat.         ＂      fine.      i   lost   170$   and   all   my   self   -   disrespect,      but   you   must   never   tell   another   soul.      ＂      admittedly,      playing   lunchtime   poker   with   a   bunch   of   hunters   probably   WASN'T   his   smartest   idea.      however,      anton   didn’t   play   to   win   money.      he   played   to   win   information.         ―         people   had   a   habit   of   becoming   remarkably   chatty   if   they   thought   they   had   the   upper   hand      &      it   allowed   him   to   learn   a   lot   he   didn’t   previously   know   about   a   certain   brotherly   duo   prior   to   placing   losing   bets.      in   a   way,      this   afternoon   is   still   working   his   favour,      even   if   it   didn’t   appear   to   be   to   sarah.         ＂      i   thought   about   swiping   their   wallets   before   they   left   as   compensation,      but   didn’t   fancy   facing   your   wrath   today.      personally,      i   think   that   kind   of   self   -   restraint   has   earned   me   at   least   one   free   thing   off   the   menu.      don’t   you?      ＂

[missabnormal]

imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday

[foolfortune]

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔��

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[toothwormfactory]