#WHAT THE FUCK!

[timblrdrake]

'sup lil skanky twink of a boy toy

pause ya dick ridin fa a sec.

did ya meet my new friend lex?

those are definitely words in an order holy shit jacyn. what do you think i do all day im literally at WORK

you’re. youre friends with LEX? grown ass man lex luthor?? that lex?? the sleezeball deadbeat?? the somehow eviler jeff bezos?? you should Stop Doing That™️

[lavendergalactic]

tell me why howard fucking wolowitz a WHITE GUY is darker than most of natlan

genshin pale skin believers are fucking crazy

[biggestqiblifan]

... You've got to be kidding me

SO!!

Jorge wrote the song "Charybdis" in 5/4 time.

My respect for that man has tripled.

[mr-double-downer]

huh

uh

[mauvecherie-writes]

He’s left me QUAKING.

[moons-among-distant-stars]

i was crying….. because….. i was making onion quiche

[mummifiedgoose]

Benthan Nation I've never been more scared in my life.

[abellmunsonmovie]

Eddie’s so fucking pretty, with his big baby doe eyes and his perfect fucking lips, I just wanna run my hands through his hair and tell him how pretty he is and how much he means to me.

LOOK AT HIM

[daffi-990]

[avesblues2]

Liam Payne found dead in Argentina? What the fuck!

[blushydrangea]

truly heartbreaking...

(source)

[reitziluz]

i was going to bitch about how much i dislike lore theories trending towards Evil Secret Manipulator type of shit (especially when combined with interpreting as deeply involved characters as the manipulator's cinnamon roll victims) (and i'm not even talking about miquella rn)

but then i was trying to use gideon to make a point and i'm not all that familiar with his whole deal so i had to go read up on some stuff

and now i'm going insane over the soulless king, the ancient lord of the lost and the desperate, whose gem-encrusted bones (stolen from a reliquary?) have been sloppily melted onto some armor.

i though that if there were things i could be fully comfortably settled on in elden ring lore, one of them would be that the soulless being referenced by the spirits at castle sol is just godwyn. but. one of them specifically asks the eclipse to grant life to soulless bones. godwyn is kinda specifically a fleshy living carcass. right? i can't find anything else talking about him as bones. those who live in death, sure, but not godwyn directly. deathroot originates from godwyn, but skeletons are older, like, with the mariners and death rite birds and all originating from before the times of the erdtree.

being called a lord and a king is weighty in elden ring. like lord of blood, lord of frenzied flame, lord of dragons, elden lord - all lords to gods, king consorts. and godwyn is a soulless demigod, and a prince of death.

why is this random nobody of a goon serving fucking gideon of all things is walking around with this fucking armor on him. why is he using this lord's name. everyone i've been following has been completely sidestepping him as just a weird edgelord disconnected from everything else. i don't want to think about him either i'm so fucking mad

[kaleidoscopic-disaster]

HED PROMISED TO STAND BETWEEN JEAN AND GRAYSON. zane u fucking bitch what the HELL. zane reacher when i catch you

[milfbrainrot]

HOW AM I NOT COMPLETELY MENTALLY DRAINED AFTER 45 MINUTES OF WORK WHAT .

[deconstructthesoup]

THIRTY-SIX HOURS????