#WHAT IS THIS SHIT

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

No thoughts just Harvey acting like Mike's sugar daddy

[sussex-sweetheart]

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck this monstrosity is? Does the artist secretly hate the royals? Is the red supposed to represent the blood on the royal family's hands? What is going on, and who commissioned this person?!

[m4ggotm0ld]

Felt the need to share the most beautiful screenshot from drawfee

[thelustybraavosimaid]

I hate this shit fucking fandom full stop

[fantasticcolorcloudflap]

I saw someone comment on tiktok that while Tessa had a lifetime with both Will and Jem, they only had 5 years together.

[thewayyoosmile]

#SHALALA_Challenge With #TAETEN

[cryptidwrestling]

EVERYONE BUT RHEA TURNED THEIR BACKS ON DAMIEN I AM FUCKING SICK

[lyranix1201]

☠️

It's the Jordans and the hair combs that are getting me.

Hoyoverse when I catch you, trust you will be dealt with.

🗣 if you black there is nothing for you🤭 but if you’re white there's something for you.

[freezingfogsblog]

how to deal with a crush aspec friendly DIY tutorial

[hiwataris-bitch]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE NETHERLANDS WERE DISQUALIFIED

[dougielombax]

When I made those remarks about Executive Shutdown I should’ve probably made it clear that I was FUCKING JOKING!!!!!

Jesus Christ these fuckers really are predictable!!!

Like FUCKING clockwork!

Bruh thinks he’s Tony Stark?

He’s more like a discount Thomas Edison.

At best.

This is LITERALLY the plot of Executive Shutdown!

More or less…

[lunaeuphternal]

I just found out a LGBTQ hate blog has been following my account. Just wait until they find out I’m queer 💀

[bisexual-bat]

bruh what is this

i was going through my followers to see whos followed me and if i needed to follow anyone back right?

then i see this one person im not following and i click on the profile to check the blog out see if i should follow

AND IN BROTHERS LIKE DESCRIPTION THING WAS "minors go away" BRUH YOU FOLLOWED ME

IM A MINOR IM A FUCKING MINOR

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

hey guys what if we all held hands and spun around in a circle real fast.

[kiki-sleeps]

Hol' up, bear with me a minute... So Carlos' car gets damaged from the incompetence of the officials checking the circuit and instead of apologizing they give HIM a penalty? What the fuck? Truly a maFIA out there tbh.

[doevademe]

So, about that new book...

I'll be honest, I was expecting a disaster. Like, I expected to seethe and hate and grumble in the most 'old man yells at cloud' way possible. And at the beginning, I was doing that.

But the more I hear about it, the more I'm impressed with the book and writing decisions. It's still a disaster, but it's less a trainwreck and more like a clown car crashing with the batmobile. It's bad, it's nonsensical, and it's hilarious.

Like, you have to try to reach this level of bad. This is fanservice gone wrong, and while I hope that everyone that liked the book had a great time with it, I assure you it's not half the enjoyment I'm getting from this.

Spoilers, if anyone cares about those.

Nyx has demon children with Nico (yes, really). And because everything must turn into a joke, they decide to call them Cocoa Puffs and keep them as pets (because I guess they aren't sentient despite being born from two very much sentient beings?).

There's a scene where Nico and Will make out while Bob is sobbing in the background. The image alone is fucking hysterical. But it's okay, they are happy tears, you guys! An immortal old man crying in happiness because two teens are kissing in front of him is not weird!

Oh, but if you wanted a kiss scene while ignoring death and trauma, don't worry! tsats got you covered! Their first kiss happened right after Jason died as a way for Will to comfort Nico! Yeah, they've been dating for months but apparently Jason needed to die for them to actually start kissing (Jasico crumbles, I guess?)

There is at least one part labeled "FLASHBACK" like an actual amateur fanfic. The pet names are terrible, the pacing is off, but nothing, NOTHING, can rival how they write Will.

It's like he's written by his hatedom. He's judgmental of the Underworld, a jerk, insistent that Nico being so close to the darkness is something to fix, basically demeans Nico, tells him his stepmother is hotter than him, and then asks her how can she love that creep Hades, because seriously, Will is having so much trouble with Nico, who is only half Hades. Just consider him, Persephone, he will dump Nico as soon as you do.

I love this mess. This is the PJO version of the Bee Movie, it's My Immortal with the grammar fixed. Best comedy book of the year.