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thatweirdocryptid ยท 2 days ago
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๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿ‘
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mxrcurysb1tch ยท 2 days ago
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โ€งโ‚Šหš ๐Ÿชเผ˜โ‹† เชœโ€โžด Astrology observations pt. 4 โ€งโ‚Šหš๐Ÿชเผ˜โ‹†
Finally back with another postโ€ฆ after a month ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
โญ‘.แŸ The way I like to think about the sun, moon and rising is this: Your moon is who you are when everything else is stripped away from you. It is how you process your emotions and itโ€™s the filter through which you see the world. It is the baseline โ€œyouโ€ that you revert back to when you are running on empty. The rising is who you are at your best. When youโ€™re operating from your rising sign you are at your peak performance. Itโ€™s probably the you that feels happiest. It is also who you aspire to be in life, who you want to be seen as. The sun is the โ€œmiddle pieceโ€ itโ€™s essence floats throughout your entire chart. I think of it as a subtle influence that underlies every part of you. Whenever you do anything there is always a part of your sun inside that action, thought or decision. I also like to think that the rising sign is the way in which you express your sun. For example, if youโ€™re a Gemini sun and a Leo rising, you will express your Gemini in a Leo way.
โญ‘.แŸ Fire moons may have felt like they couldnโ€™t express negative emotions growing up and had to always seem positive and upbeat. Now they might have problems with opening up or admitting that they even experience sadness and pain. They might be masters at putting on a front with people even when they are losing it completely inside.
โญ‘.แŸ Venus dominant people/strong Venus ie, Venus in Taurus (or Libra) Venus in 1h, Venus as chart ruler. They might be preoccupied with looks, their own and that of their partner. They can be very picky when it comes to choosing someone to date, which can be a good thing but can sometimes stop them from making real deep connections with people. They need to be careful not to choose people just based on looks.
โญ‘.แŸ Saturn and Venus conjunction can look like someone who is blessed with a lot of material wealth but feels like it could be taken away at any time. It could also look like someone who loves to be given princess treatment/spoiled but feels very guilty when receiving money and time from other people. Natives can also feel guilty about their own wealth and have a deep understanding that not everyone is as fortunate as they are.
โญ‘.แŸ Women with Capricorn placements / prominent Saturn love getting tattoos and piercings. Itโ€™s something about the permanence of it and perhaps a little about the painโ€ฆ as is Saturnโ€™s โ€œmottoโ€; no pain no gain.
โญ‘.แŸ Pluto in the 7h- extreme jealousy in relationships. Either you attract it or you are the jealous one. Also a lot of instability with friendships. Moving friend groups a lot, not having stable friendships or relationships throughout your life. A lot of projection onto the other person, mirroring back their behaviours. Itโ€™s not a comfortable placement to have especially if itโ€™s in synastry too.
โญ‘.แŸ Sagittarius moons are super extroverted and love being out in the world BUT they also really love spending time in their rooms. Maybe this is bc the 2 sag moons that I know both have earth suns but Iโ€™ve noticed that they spend a lot of time in their rooms gaming and hiding away.
โญ‘.แŸ Nobody talks enough about how funny Aquarius placements are, especially moon and sun. In my experience they are the best at coming up with hilarious inside jokes.
โญ‘.แŸ People with planets in the 1h (especially if itโ€™s the sun or moon or a stellium) are so genuine and you can tell they are not hiding who they truly are, they just couldnโ€™t if they tried. They have a kind of congruency to who they are, and not as many layers to peel back (this does not mean that they arenโ€™t complex people, just that they are real!) what you see is what you get! Also they really tend to embody the planets that are within this house. For example, my friend is a cancer rising with her mercury in there. I always thought she was a Gemini rising because she talks so much, even more than me as a Gemini rising LOL and sheโ€™s very analytical, but she just has a 1h mercury!
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figureskatingpenguin ยท 2 days ago
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Amber Glenn being Alysa Liu's exasperated skating mom | 2025 US Nationals, PressCon
a condensed transcript: q: alysa, did you think you won? alysa: um, I did not think I won. ๐Ÿ˜† I honestly did not know if I would medal or not...? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ [...] and as for scores, I... uh... don't exactly remember how they worked? ๐Ÿ˜„ so I don't really know what a score really means, like if what they got... 'cause like I hear these scores, right? ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ but I don't know what it means sooo uh ๐Ÿ˜… that helps with the mystery, I guess ๐Ÿฅฐ
amber: *head in hands* ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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001x456 ยท 1 day ago
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thinking about the jokes in-ho made that no one laughed when he was young-il, and I justโ€ฆ want to see whatโ€™d happen if gi-hun made his own lame jokes just to try to make โ€œyoung-ilโ€ feel better about no one laughing at his jokes.
but because he didnโ€™t know young-il was in-ho | the front man, the joke gi-hun made was about the front man. it can be something as lame as โ€œyeah front man my ass. Iโ€™m gonna start calling him the squid man instead ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜คโ€
and young-il | in-ho | the front man was like โ€œhuh?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” but gi-hun, what do you mean squid man? his nameโ€™s front man?โ€
bonus if jung-bae, dae-ho and jun-hee also started calling him โ€œthe squid manโ€
and in-ho was like โ€œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ haha you are so funnyโ€ while he loathed the name and was secretly screeching on the inside
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verstappenf1lecccc ยท 19 hours ago
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Hey p here!!! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป Just as we talk, I want a fic about Toto Wolff x wife reader who always healthy/happy go lucky person and suddenly she's ill. You can't decide what it is. Include there drivers/anyone in the sports reaction. Like they're trying to help her, watching out for her. She's their friend/mother figure, of course they're worried. But being her, she just deals with humour even though she's sick. And can you include Jack? That boy has my heart. Even though this must be heartbreaking for him at such a young age, I think it's time for some angst, gut wrenching story that traumatize us all๐Ÿ˜ƒ And lastly how everyone cope with it. Add anything you want to. Thanks!!! :))) Appreciate itโค๏ธโค๏ธ
With prompts:
1) "After all this time?โ€ โ€œYes. I still do"
2) "My sweet and brave little munchkin."
3) "Tick tock, the clock is ticking"
4) "I thought we had more time"
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Slipping through my fingers
there are moments in life that define everything, moments that still your world to a complete standstill people often assume that these moments are of joy or happiness. unfortunately for toto his moments caught a rotten streak and his world was never going to be the same ever again.
the day toto met her was a day full of surprises for both of them.
y/n had just recently made the decision to switch up her major from nursing towards mass media and journalism. it was a switch that raised a lot of eyebrows and concern from her family yet they supported her nonetheless, everyone knew how talented she was and knew sheโ€™d get a job eventually. What they didnโ€™t know was along with the job sheโ€™d catch the attention of a rather tall man.
toto was having a rather eventful day, both of his star drivers had crashed into each other on lap one giving his arch nemesis horner his day in the sun with his prodigy max verstappen winning the race only to rub salt in his raw open wounds. he should have signed him instead of nico toto thought as he stomped through the media pen only to be bombared with around a hundred reporters eagerly waiting to see if the team principal was going to have another one of his infamous anger blowouts. alas to them a young female reporters questions had caught the interest of Toto.
Her question was clear cut no glazing no unnecessary flattery to grab his attention, all sheโ€™d ask him was if heโ€™s going to fire someone on the pit wall for the strategies today. it was a bold question not one that reportes like to use since it ends up in court cases but she really didnโ€™t care. It was her first few races and she wanted to make a name for herself and boy did she.
Totoโ€™s response was curt and dismissive but she didnโ€™t budge one bit, she was persistent and that caught Totoโ€™s attention.
ladies and gentlemen this was the first moment in Totoโ€™s life that had stopped the world for him.
the moment he looked into her eyes he felt everything was irrelevant. He didnโ€™t care that both silver arrows were a pile of silver dust all that was captivating to him was the brown tinge in her hazel eyes. toto wanted to stare into them forever, and perhaps god was smiling straight down on them and decided to seal both their fates together.
and so it started.
their infamous courtship.
Now for a team principal speaking to people was almost second nature but when it came to her toto was a blubbering mess always leaving the conversation wanting to speak more, it was rather funny towards the other team principals. he was acting like a teenager with his first crush.
things werenโ€™t all that easy for her too, each interaction with toto outside of business had her craving him more and more, she chuckled at his faint attempts to woo her and get her lunches. she too had a crush on him and it was only getting stronger.
the turning point in their relationship was the after party at the Abu Dhabi Grabd Prix, the long season was finally over and the celebrations had started. Toto had eagerly invited her and was hoping praying dying to see her come, unfortunately he wasnโ€™t the only one who was waiting to see her, amongst his infatuation toto was as blind to how interested zak brown had also become towards her. he wasnโ€™t often caught staring at her in places no manโ€™s eyes had entitlement to. things were starting to get creepy but none of our two lovebirds had figured that out.
the party was in full swing when she had decided to show up, wrapping up her tasks with sky sports made her rather late but the look in Totoโ€™s eyes when he had saw her was everything she had hoped and wanted. The man looked starstruck it was insane how whipped he was for her and they werenโ€™t even together.
a couple of drinks and close dances later when she had excused herself to go to the ladies room was when calamity hit.
zak had his dirty gazes set on her ever since she had shown up, he knew toto wasnโ€™t on guard whenever she was there and knew it was his time to try and get handsy with her.
right after walking out of the ladies room she was dragged into a corner and thatโ€™s when she felt small fat and stubby fingers trying to touch her. it felt humiliating disgusting and frankly made her want to bleach her skin. right before zak could cover her mouth and start with his actual plan she screamed as hard as she could hoping to get anyoneโ€™s attention oh how she regretted not taking up Totoโ€™s offer to walk her to the restroom.
toto had wondered where she had ended up disappearing, was he being too much did she need a break from him?? he was overthinking when he heard her cries for help and in a second all the alcohol in his system had vanished. He leaped towards her cries and the scene startled him to his core, in a second zak was off her and his disgusting touch was replaced with the warm calm caressing of toto a man she was familiar with someone she knew.
the entire night was ruined in a split second, it wasnโ€™t until toto had zak in a head lock that sheโ€™d regained her senses, seeing him so worked up over protecting her name and honour made her do what she did next.
the second toto was close by she kissed him, full on kissed him. it wasnโ€™t short or messy it was full of reassurance of promise and of new beginnings.
thatโ€™s how the two souls collided.
oh and zak was given not one but multiple fractures and a hefty legal case to fight, toto didnโ€™t play when it came to the ones who he loved.
the new couple relationship caused frenzy all over the internet and the paddock, no one really expected them to be a couple it didnโ€™t make sense, out of everyone why did toto choose a journalist? Didnโ€™t he know if they break up his whole life would be plastered onto the news.
Headlines like these made both of them chuckle, neither of them seeming to care, they were just happy to be with each other against all odds.
throughout the course of their relationship there were times where y/n had become sick, it often worried toto seeing how easily the common cold for her could become much serious, she always brushed his concerns away. it wasnโ€™t until much later into their relationship when toto started noticing more and more health concerns for his now fiancรฉ.
the proposal had taken place in Iceland sheโ€™d always loved it there especially the black sand beach and how beautifully it contrasted against the bright white snow, often times sheโ€™d dreamed of going there and toto made it a reality for them. she later joked that the beach and the snow represented each of them perfectly, Toto being the dark black beach that only softens in appearance in front of the snow. heโ€™d got down on one knee at that exact spot uttering words of love and honesty. they had their vows at the exact same place. some things donโ€™t change.
it was now 3 years into their marriage, toto had settled down and wasnโ€™t all angry and violent like he used to be (ask the poor abused headsets) he was much calmer and level headed, thatโ€™s what happens when you marry the love of your life. he knew not to piss his wife off or worry her after all she was carrying his baby.
the pregnancy test was taken after she had thrown up half her body weight, toto wasnโ€™t around he infact was in austria for the Grand Prix, she had excused herself from it with dumb excuses, Toto ever the gentleman knew not to push it and let her have some space.
In a matter of seconds their worldโ€™s axis shifted.
the pregnancy test came as a positive surprise, neither of them had discussed having children but they werenโ€™t against the idea, when toto came back to his white pale and heaving beside the toilet he knew what was going on, he whisked her off her feet and kissed her so strongly that you might think the man was off to war.
her pregnancy came with a price thou, a huge price for her to pay. y/n was anaemic her body didnโ€™t have enough red blood cells and thatโ€™s why she could faint at the drop of a hat.
the couple had been shopping during the off season for the arrival of their little baby, unfortunately fans and paparazzi got a hold of their location resulting in a rather ugly swarm of cameras and people. the noise alone alerted Toto that their quiet evening had come to an end, in a rush to protect his wife and unborn child Totoโ€™s steps where hastened and elongated, unfortunately his wife simply couldnโ€™t keep up and fell victim to one of her fainting spells the camera and the noises alongside the amount of people did nothing to help her and so she collapsed.
the faint thud would haunt Toto forever, his whole world crumbled when he heard it, instantly he rushed towards her only to find her knocked out cold, the rush to the hospital has been the longest wait of his life.
he swore then and there that he wouldnโ€™t ever put her or their child in such a situation.
luckily both mother and baby were okay, when they got home later that night she had fallen asleep unknown to the storm that was brewing within her husband.
Toto wasnโ€™t a very emotionally available man, he preferred to deal with his emotions privately or not at all if possible but ever since meeting her heโ€™s been more open towards showing love and care but the one thing he wonโ€™t show is fear.
Troger Christian Wolff was afraid.
heโ€™d been having these vivid dreams of his wife dying and leaving him and their six year old son alone forever, itโ€™s been haunting him ever since her fall.
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kurodachiluvr ยท 9 hours ago
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malevolent ep 38
hey! so what the fuck ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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alienfromwesternmars ยท 3 days ago
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Fun fact: in lithuanian translation Jackson said "you have no idea what a pleasure it is to finally fuck you up(shit on you)"
Like whatt that in a kids movie??๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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austinslounge ยท 2 days ago
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A list couple would require both celebs in a relationship to b A list... Kaia was a A list model yrs ago (before she quit it), now shes a C list actress at best. Good luck to Lewis, i hope he dsnt mind being a trio with Camila ๐Ÿ‘€ I wonder how soon Kaia will introduce him to her and their activities
ANYWAY
What future costar r u excited to see Austin act with onscreen?
What actors do you think/hope he'll bond with off screen?
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You can only be an "A-List" couple if both of you are "A-list" lol.
Does this mean she's going to quit acting since she's now able to be "more herself" lol? ๐Ÿ™„
Anyway --
What future costar r u excited to see Austin act with onscreen?
I'm really excited to see Austin work onscreen with Pedro Pascal, Joaquin Phoenix, and Emma Stone in "Eddington".
I'm super excited to see Austin work with Zoe Kravitz, Vincent D'Onofrio, and Regina King in "Caught Stealing".
And I'm really excited to see Austin work with Tom Holland in "American Speed"! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
**Sidenote: I would love for Austin and Denzel to do another project together again (maybe something like "Training Day"?), but this time, on the big screen! ๐Ÿ˜‰
What actors do you think/hope he'll bond with off screen?
I kind of think Austin and Tom would get along really well. Austin seemed to hit it off super well on their "Bikeriders" Press tour. Austin also gets along really well with Callum. Tom, Jodie, and Callum are all from England. โ˜บ๏ธ
Idk why, I just feel like Austin and Tom Holland would get along well.
I also think Austin and Zoe would get along pretty well too. ๐Ÿ˜ They seem to have quite a bit in common, and they are both huge cinephiles!
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yesloulou ยท 9 months ago
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Oct 3, 2017 โ™ก
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candyje11yfish ยท 9 days ago
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part 2 electric boogaloo
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probably-impossible ยท 3 months ago
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I think it would be fun if Papa V turned out to be Copia's twin who died and came back wrong but still a little bit silly.
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Based partly on that artwork that's been floating around + extrapolations from the tour poster.
Bonus:
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hermitclips ยท 2 months ago
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montage of decked out waiting games (my love)
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varda-starqueen ยท 1 day ago
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Ah, thank you so much for the tag @dobriy-nunciy . This looks like lots of fun! (Love your comment about the aliens! And don't be afraid of your English - it's awesome!)
Dash Game
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Do you make your bed? โ€” Yes.
Favourite number? โ€” 7 and 13
Job? โ€” Novelist and book editor.
If you could go back to school, would you? As a student, no. Also, having worked as a teacher in the past, I don't think I would go back to that either!
Can you parallel park? โ€” Indeed, I can.
Do you think aliens are real? โ€” I would like to think that in the vast Universe there are other forms of life somewhere!
Can you drive a manual car? โ€” Absolutely! I love driving.
What's your guilty pleasure? โ€” Hmm... Not sure any of my pleasures are guilty lol.... Maybe rewatching every S2 Adar scene far too often, and eating chocolate.
Tattoos? โ€” No.
Do you like puzzles? โ€” If we're talking about jigsaw puzzles, then absolutely no. I don't have the patience. But I enjoy word puzzles and I love quizzes.
Any phobias? โ€” Spiders - yuck! (Yes, I have to hide during the Shelob scenes!)
Favourite childhood sport? โ€” Tennis - I've played since age 11 and I still enjoy playing it. I used to watch it a lot too but since Roger Federer retired, it's not been the same for me ๐Ÿฅฒ
Do you talk to yourself? โ€” Oh god yes. That way I always have someone who gives the right answers to my questions! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
No pressure tags: @laurarcrazystrange @mowsyling @toddthekiwibird @tulacastrej @adarswidow @hikarielizabethbloom @mysteriesunfoldthemselves
Think everyone else I've got to know has already been tagged, but sorry if anyone has been missed out - or if I've tagged you and you're hacked off with me ๐Ÿ™ˆ
DASH GAME
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Do you make your bed? Sort of? I don't want the cats getting fur all over the duvet as the husband has a slight allergy so I have to tidy it up and have a blanket over it.
Favourite number? Like Luke mine's also probably 13. Or 8.
Job? Typist and medical PA, both public and private sectors.
If you could go back to school, would you? In the sense of being a kid again, nope. If there's something I ever want to study in the future, I'd consider it but it'd likely only be courses that don't involve exams. Exams are too stressful.
Can you parallel park? I can parallel park my arse? (No)
Do you think aliens are real? Yes, but any we can actually reach are unlikely to be like the ones in films. Maybe in another life and if we survive getting off this planet then contact will be possible.
Can you drive a manual car? The only kind of car I can drive involves me playing games on computers.
What's your guilty pleasure? Also like Luke I love to hyperfixate on a song and listen to it for hours on repeat. I swear I had something else for this the last time I wanted to fill this out. Overindulging on video games. Dressing up as Jack Sparrow more times than necessary.
Tattoos? One on my right shoulder that says 'XI', which is one of the muses I brought to this blog and means a lot to me. One on my left shoulder that is a Lokified Jera rune taken from the Kibblesmith Loki comics.
Do you like puzzles? Yes, but only certain kinds. I'm terrible at maths. I like ones I can figure out with not too much trouble so that I feel clever and not rubbish XD or ones I can use a walkthrough for if I've taken too long to figure it out. I do love puzzle games.
Any phobias? Wasps. Somewhat agoraphobic/claustrophobic as I get panic attacks if I think I can't breathe even when there is oxygen. I know that isn't agoraphobia, but it happens more in crowded open spaces with a lot of noise than properly closed ones, though I do have to feel trapped. It got worse since Covid. I have texture phobias too and something else I won't reveal openly in case of trolls.
Favourite childhood sport? Haha what. I mean I guess I occasionally enjoyed badminton and for a while I did like netball. I am not a sport person.
Do you talk to yourself? All. The. Time. I'm the only one who needs to put up with this amount of incessant babble ok? I'm really sorry to the people who game with me who hear me yell or make comment on what's going on, because it's ingrained in me now.
Stole it from: @therebetterbepie
Tagging: (no pressure!) @compassofsouls @small-carbon-lifeform @celestialmantdonna @antvnger @divinityrisen and anyone else who wants to do it if you haven't done it already!
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choccy-milky ยท 5 months ago
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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ“š ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸฅนTHEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– )
#READ SO I CAN YAP TO SOMEONE ABOUT THEM๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’˜#the seb sickfic made me realize how much i needed barely functioning and sick seb (but him still trying to be tough)#theres also a part that cracked me up bc at one point seb is so sick he cant even see straight but he just thinks to himself:#eh its fine.... ill just ask ominis how HE functions without vision later๐Ÿคท LMFAO#so stubborn...JUST LET CLORA TAKE CARE OF YOU MFER๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ#defs gonna be drawing more from it especially sick seb LMAO but also seb having a tea party with celeste๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfiction#sebastian sallow fanfiction#hphl#choccyart#also i was never planning on writing anything about clora giving birth or abt the kids so to be able to read it WAS AMAZING#THERES A PART WHERE SEB IS HOLDING CELESTE AND CRYING AT CLORAS BEDSIDE THAT I NEED TO DRAW๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ#LIKE SRSLY seb being conflicted and not even wanting to HOLD celeste bc he doesnt know if clora is alive or not... IT WAS SO SAD BUT GOOD#i honestly dont know what seb would do if clora died in childbirth tbh.......i could honestly see him resenting celeste#esp since she looks so much like clora๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ#LETS JUST NOT THINK ABOUT IT!๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘#(still thinking about it)#like this line in the fic: โ€œSebastian hesitated; if this was Cloraโ€™s last gift to him he wasnโ€™t sure he wanted it.โ€#๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญITS SO GOOD UGHHHHH๐Ÿ˜ญ TY AGAIN FOR WRITING THESE๐Ÿ’–IM SO TOUCHEDDD๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
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brainrotcharacters ยท 5 months ago
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
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#โ€œdon't tell me you fuckin liked it ๐Ÿคจโ€ โ€œyou have no idea ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ€#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโ‰๏ธ#dp&w Logan going โ€œyou don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholesโ€#and then turn around and yell at wade โ€œFUCKTARDโ€#hear the distinct โ€œoh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACEโ€#โ€œKEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDSโ€#x2 Logan going ๐Ÿคจ at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets โœ… fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts โœ…#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to ๐Ÿ˜#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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