#WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS???

[coolpuppy12]

Hii! Thank you so so much for saving my pixels' lives, really appreciate the save file ❤ I was wondering if you have a ko-fi account maybe?

Hi hi, anon!

Thanks for the ask. I am happy to hear that Doo Doo did such a heroic act! It always brings me so much joy to hear that people are enjoying the save🥰

I don't have a ko-fi, but believe me, you taking the time out of your day to comment this is more than enough for me!!

Thank you <333

[judgingskeletons]

New nightmare just dropped

[sailforvalinor]

So I’m back from my surprise Thanksgiving holiday with my mom, in which we:

May have visited a certain pub where certain famous fantasy authors used to gather to talk about their stories, although we couldn’t go inside (screaming crying throwing up etc)

Drank lots of tea, lots and lots of tea (glory hallelujah)

Went to a play—albeit, a pretty bad play, but hey it was a play

Played obscure board games and had an absolute blast

Visited several book shops that I nearly cried at the size of

Tried mince pies for the first time, and liked them

Got Christmas ornaments of Emma and Knightley!!

Bought a Pride and Prejudice-themed card game, playing it was hilarious

Feeling overwhelmingly blessed this week

[totaldramafan-lauri]

Thank you for feeding us Lauri… now it is my turn to feed you. Subject of today’s ramble: Golden Cheese Cookie’s bangs.

You’ve never seen them before since her headpiece is always pushing them back. And that crown hardly ever leaves her head… so imagine the moment where you first witness her without it.

Maybe it’s time for bed, or a bath, or maybe she simply feels like taking it off, but whatever the case, you can’t help but stare.

She sets it down on the golden table at her bedside, and as she’s turning back to you, she mindlessly rakes a hand through her hair; allowing it to fall freely into its natural state. Without the crown she looks… bare… but you don’t mean that as in plain. Your queen is still the most radiant being you’ve ever laid your eyes upon, with or without her bedazzling ornaments. Instead of plain… ethereal comes to mind. She looks a little less like a god and… more like a cookie. The intimacy of the situation catches up to you, and you wonder if relinquishing her crown for the night was a deliberate action of vulnerability from Her Radiance.

Is this… her way of expressing that she’s comfortable around me? Your heart thuds at the thought. You can’t help but wonder now. Does she feel comfortable enough to be vulnerable with you? Have you finally reached that milestone? She felt safe enough to set aside her Soul Jam… so maybe..?

In the midst of your thoughts, you look up at her and it’s then that you realize:

Your Queen has bangs.

Oh, she’s beautiful. If your heart wasn’t already racing, it certainly was now. Golden Cheese Cookie notices your expression instantly (or perhaps she was intentionally seeking it out…), and a knowing smile curls onto her lips.

“Oh my… what is that look for?” She coos. There’s a teasing lilt in her tone, and you know that she’s already caught on. Your Queen raises a hand and smooths the backs of her fingers against your cheek, the action brimming with adoration.

“Ah… um…” You find yourself struggling to find your words (as usual). Golden Cheese Cookie only smirks as you flounder about, your face hot as she patiently drums her fingers against the curve of your jaw.

“Speak up.~” She says, “I’ve asked you a question.~”

Your mouth opens and closes a few more times— not unlike that of a fish— before you finally manage to mutter out…

“Y… Your h-hair…”

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Aaaand that is all for today. *Tips my hat* Have fun with an open ending!

- 🐝

I-I'm sorry.....for......h-how long it took me to post this.....but.....I-I've read it four times already, having to take a b-break between each one.....I-I still don't think I can fully......a-articulate how flipping STUNNED I was that you.....d-did this for me.......I-I thought you guys were already awesome as it was, enabling my simping.....b-but....I-I never expected one of you to do.....th-THIS......!!!

I-I mean....h-holy crap.....holy CRAP......Wh-what- and HOW- how do I properly get across how g-grateful I am.....? H-how.....how good this is....and how I-I flipping....s-saw it....in my head....as I was r-reading......? >////////< Y-you're......you're a really good writer, bee anon....y-you should get an AO3 account, pffff.......

TBH, I'm still getting used to how our queen looks without her crown.....I-I had it in my head for so long that she didn't have bangs....b-but she does....and.....wh-when they're showing, her hair looks even fluffier....n-not that I'd ever touch it.....Sh-she still looks like herself, but......s-since I associate that hairstyle with her mortal self we saw in flashbacks from long long ago, she looks.....kinda younger that way.....? B-but still gorgeous......

I-I don't think this detail makes her more attractive or anything, but......I-it's just something that, whenever I think about it, I go......"Whoa....." X///D S-so.....yeah, I can definitely see me staring.....>////////<

I-I wouldn't say she looks vulnerable that way, tho....? Cuz....I don't think she ever wants to look vulnerable.....she's a goddess, no matter what.....but.....more intimate, definitely.....B-being allowed to see her like that, when it would only happen when she's in private usually......o////////o J-just.....th-that idea, on its own......I.....I-I wouldn't feel worthy.....!

.....B-but.....n-now, I....I'm wondering....

I-is this supposed to be the reader from MUOM....

O-or.....is this actually.....*squeaks* me....? o///////o

I-I'm going with the former, cuz I've never had another person write ME before, but....n-no pronouns are mentioned, so.....

I.......

I........hhhhhhh.....th-thank you so, so, so so so so so much.....! Th-this was, like....th-the best surprise to wake up to, and y-you wrote it so, so well......! >///////<

[egoisticqueer]

*takes the bucket, runs over, and dumps it on your head*

...What the fuck. Just. Why.

[gh0stc0ver]

the feeling of thinking I will finally be able to see him after almost two weeks, just for his class to get cancelled at the last second is truly gut wrenching😭😭😭

[hinamie]

mentor

[demaparbat-hp]

He truly did.

[god-has-entered-my-body]

I have no game what can i say to you im too shy

you'd have tons of game if i got you alone in a room

[crowbrained]

nature gives its most worst period cramps to its most undeserving 😔😔

[bacchuschucklefuck]

three people who were going to three different concerts run into each others in an alley

[flwrspxce]

Falling doesn't feel so bad when I know you're falling this way too.

[iero]

ALL I WANTED London, UK | x

[stellaclaw]

boiling hot take but i literally dont give a fuck that mapleshade let the clan believe her kits were birchfaces. her clanmates can be mad but exiling a queen and her kits is fucking deranged i dont care what lie she told. “she deserved what she got” her kids deserved to die because their mom fibbed??😭 her kids deserved to die because their mom did crimes LATER???😭😭 “um but she chose to cross the river” if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around.

[mueritos]

happy pride to all queer children of immigrants

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[gaypeople]

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