#WHAT A BARGAIN

[thatsbelievable]

[clusterbungle]

Bargains scored at Sainsbury's today! I only went in for about 5 things but how was I supposed to say no to this?? 😅

Full list for everyone who is clearly not interested but here it is anyway:

6 bags of green beans reduced to 45p each

4 bags of satsumas reduced to 34p each

1 avocado for 72p on the nectar app

Red grapes for £1.44 on the nectar app

2 bags of 5 mixed peppers reduced to 60p each

Spring onions reduced to 25p

Coriander reduced to 25p

Cherry tomatoes reduced to 30p

Lime (because avocado) for 22p

2 packs of smoked salmon reduced to £2.34 each

2 boxes of solpadeine (my preferred painkiller #spoonielife) for £2.80 each

UHT milk for 69p

Wholemeal bread reduced to 59p

and a banana which I totally forgot to scan oops my bad theft is wrong kids 😬

If you're very clever you'll have already noticed this comes to the incredibly satisfying (and completely accidental) total of £20.00. I don't know why that makes me so happy but dang it does

Now it's marmalade making time:

[magurosnacks]

went to my city's creative reuse store for the first time today heres my haul :33333

the markers were $2 each which is like the cheapest ive ever seen for alcohol markers (3 for $6 is like actually insane. theres another local art supply store like a mile away from this place that has individual copics for $7 and their prismacolors are even MORE expensive. i really lucked out holy shit)

the scissors and the pencil and the felt (to make a kuro plush :3) were all 50 cents each i think

the thumbtacks were 25 cents !! what a fuckin steal!!!!!!

got a frame for 50 cents (which i cant show because it currently has a surprise bday gift for my friend in it)

and the stickers were a dollar each

quite a steal. if u have a local creative reuse store (or just like any small local art supply store tbh) make sure u support them bc they are rad little places !

the one in my city is a really cool nonprofit that keeps track of how much stuff they keep out of landfills and they have stuff for like pretty much all art hobbies not just drawing !! they had a lot of ceramic tools and sewing/knitting/other fiber arts stuff + some nifty photography doodads and even like. doll making stuff. it was a cool place

[this-is-not-a-slow-burn]

Love how none of the promo for the Overdrive update of Cyberpunk mentions that it requires an $800-1600 GPU. But also what??

That's quite the discount. Are they selling them at TJMaxx?

[too-much-toulouse]

You guys I kid you not I found a sewing machine at a garage sale

For $50

And it works

[whatamiidunno]

her

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

[satiricaily]

moving into an apartment with your friend(s) is actually very healing

[unsubscribed]

[baeshijima]

thoughts on being engaged to duke!sunday, the head of the oak family, an incredibly influential figurehead within society, the close subordinate of emperor gopher wood who brought him and his sister in and raised him like his own, and the villain who faces a tragic ending in a novel you recently finished — the very same one you just so happen to find yourself transmigrated into. he is as cunning as he is blinded, a trait which brought ruin to many in the empire, and one which ultimately brought ruin to himself at the hands of the protagonists.

as luck would have it, you became a barely mentioned side character from a marquis family, whose role was to be the villain's wife stuck in a one-sided love who, too, would get caught up in the tragedy alongside him. however, now that it's you who is stuck in this position, you're determined to try any means necessary to deter him from going down that path, all in an effort to escape your predestined doomed fate!

of course, you didn't expect it to be easy. the day of your arrival in this world was already the night before your wedding, so you had little time to prepare yourself for the nonchalance of your supposed family, how they viewed you as but a means — a tool — to boost their influence and prosperity, the dismissive mannerisms of the household servants, and the absolute beauty of a man you will be married to.

(seriously. the novel descriptions did not do him justice. he was like... like... like he was handcrafted by god himself! and not to mention his sister, robin, was the very epitome of an angel! perhaps you're destined to perish by the god-tier visuals instead...)

to say the least, the wedding ceremony went by quickly. safe to say you didn't spend the night; he was cordial and gentlemanly upon letting you know that he won't do anything until you're ready, that you can take this relationship slow, but somehow you ended up feeling a tad insulted. like, who leaves their newly wedded alone in a big cold bed as they walk out on their own? a sick bastard that's who!

well, whatever. it's not like you need nor want to consummate with him! besides, you have bigger things to worry about — things such as your impending death. and, of course, the only way to stop sunday that you can imagine working is by chipping away at his resolve bit by bit, and opening his eyes to reality.

he is a tragic character, one who cares more about the well-being of penacony and its people than anyone else, but was manipulated into getting his hands dirty in the emperor's stead. you knew this. you sobbed over his story, cursed out the protagonists, and even fought internet randos on novel forums about sunday's motivation and how,

no, he is not just a stupid villain. he is a complex character with flaws and humanity and was cruelly taken advantage of by someone he considered family. he was deceived through the suffering the emperor wanted him to see to make him easily manipulated, creating a rift between him and robin to have that prominent separation. you know what? maybe you're just a !%#@ who can't even #@?"% read properly!

and yet you still find yourself at a loss when faced with the walls he has in place. your initial efforts went as well as it possibly could have; you trying to earnestly help him, while he "kindly" dismisses your offers! well, "kindly" being more condescending since you could read between the lines of his mannerisms and amiable demeanour, but that's fine! you expected this! that just means you have to double down on your sincerity, get through to his heart (somehow), and help him realise humanity isn't as weak as he's led to believe!

you have three years until the novel's plot officially starts, and another year after that until your demise. that's plenty of time to get him to warm up to you!

it was easier said than done, but after your valiant effort and abundance of time put into this relationship, which admittedly you could do with some of that lost time back, you could give yourself a pat on the back with the progress you made! while you definitely could have done without a lot of the headaches, it's safe to say sunday has significantly warmed up to you in comparison to your wedding day. he now willingly eats all his meals with you with some real conversation, takes garden strolls with you in the early evenings, invites you out for dinner at a restaurant at least four times a week, hell he's even joked and laughed with you more frequently! but most importantly, he has begun asking for your opinion before finalising any decisions he is required to make. and he actually listens and considers your side! now, that certainly is the best outcome you could hope for after all this time, and it most definitely will help in your endeavour to save you both from the protagonists!

however, you've noticed he's been more... affectionate? well, at the very least he now willingly holds your hand when in private (not just in moments when you're in the public eye and he has to make sure the family's reputation is spotless), sometimes he will hug you out of the blue ("i just need to... recharge. you have a way of calming me down. i hope you don't mind." ...how could you say no to his supreme god-tier face card? that's just a losing battle you won't even bother fighting against.), oftentimes he opts to just gaze wordlessly at you (robin had mentioned over one of your tea times how it almost appears as though there is no one but you in the world when sunday gazes at you with, in her words, "the eyes of a man so deeply in love!" ...whatever that's supposed to mean...), but a more recent development has been his sudden interest in kissing you; well, more specifically giving you a kiss to the back of your hand or on your forehead — certainly not anywhere near the lips! (besides, he's probably just gotten comfortable with you, enough where he can freely act without judgement. nothing more, nothing less.)

well, either way, development is development! soon enough, the time for the main plot to start has arrived. it of course follows what you remember, from the organised balls to the protagonists meeting to the political aspects of it all. the only difference is sunday's less active involvement in all the schemes and the emperor's ploy. rather, he seems more focused on you and the future of your marriage and even displayed a sudden interest in your practically non-existent relationship with one of the foreign diplomats, aventurine— wait...

"[name]," he calls your name out so sweetly you nearly disregarded it as someone else he was talking to. well, perhaps you would have done had he not suddenly appeared before you, a tight-lipped smile tugging the corners of his lips as he steadily approaches you.

oh. he doesn't seem very happy, if his tense figure is anything to go by. you wonder if one of the nobles grated his nerves a little too much this time?

sunday comes to a halt a step away from you. "i don't like that... gambler being so close to you. it... it brings me a rather unpleasant feeling." there's a slight, trembling pause. not a moment later does he close the gap between you, one knee on the ground as he matches your seated height on the fountain rim, your hands gently enclosed in both of his.

you idly wonder if this is what robin meant by the so-called "eyes of a man so deeply in love" she constantly gushed about, for the way in which he gazes up at you is enough to render you breathless.

"tell me, [name]," he begins once more. there is an underlying desperation woven within his tone, one which has your head spinning and heart thumping wildly as his trembling gaze holds you in place. "tell me, what am i to do with this fervent love and overwhelming adoration i hold for you?"

oh.

...oh.

perhaps your impending doom should be the least of your concerns when you now find yourself in the arms of a clingy husband...

(though, it's safe to say you did, in fact, manage to prevent him from succumbing to his tragic fate! you just gained a loving, yet slight slightly emotionally challenged husband along the way.

well, you can help him work through it; you have the rest of your lives now to figure it out, after all.)

[behindthetimesmedia]

Nine bucks for a tub of THC ointment big enough to stop a panic attack is probably pretty cheap.

-Ilija

[lordoflucky]

No wait, we can still salvage this- we can have Sebastian Debeste AND Eustace Winner hang on.

His full name is Eustace Sebastian Winner. His dad gave him the name Eustace (because he hates him), his mom choose the middle name Sebastian. Debeste was his mother's maiden name. After aai2, Sebastian chooses to go by his middle name and changes his surname to his mother's maiden to fully separate himself from his father- do you hear me we can still win this

[clusterbungle]

Smashed it on the bargain hunting today!

Once my cashback has been processed all of this will have cost me £10.33 😎

[valictini]

*pillar men theme intensifies*

[littlescaryinternetguy]

OK, but I can be shrunk AND fixed.

You can fix him? Yeah, well I can shrink him.

[royaltea000]

he survives off echolocation alone