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mentheii · 1 year ago
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yaha... ha. ha.
🤜🐈‍⬛
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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officialspec · 3 months ago
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my friends……........the crystal germs
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notherpuppet · 10 months ago
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How do you handle your radio demon? 📻👹
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pinkdean · 5 months ago
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months ago
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so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day
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poisoned-pearls · 6 months ago
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Masquerade Road Trip 🚌
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Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van
It’d be a little funny
(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)
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2129888 · 7 months ago
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committing yaoi crimes
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fanaticalthings · 7 months ago
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I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder
Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)
The major he chooses? Med.
Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.
Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.
And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.
Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk
So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end
And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.
It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.
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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"
So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.
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soraka-in-warhammer40k · 2 months ago
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If anyone wonders how gay Lelith Hesperax is in her latest book, Queen of Knives, have some commentary by the author.
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lathepoquerose · 22 days ago
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Skyrim Warhammers Tiered on Whackability
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F-Tier: Dawnguard Rune, Orcish, Ebony
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These are far too pointy and lack weight. Especially Dawnguard Rune. I enjoy the elegant cylindrical head, but it's giving aluminum. The Ebony Warhammer is actually quite ugly and inelegant, and the Orcish Warhammer has such a large mouth that it's no good for whacking at all. BAD.
D-Tier: Iron, Steel, Dwarven
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Mhm, mhm, yes yes. Much more solid here, however, both steel and iron are still far too pointy. Dwarven is perfect for cudgeling, however, it unfortunately looks too small and lacks weight. 0/10 would not whack it.
C-Tier: Nordic, Daedric, Glass, Elven
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A truly reprehensible level of pointy, however, these hammers clearly have some weight to them and can WHACK. I especially feel that the Elven Warhammer would be excellent for whacking.
B-Tier: Volendrung, Champion's Cudgel, Ancient Nord Warhammer
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Volendrung could feasibly be S tier but they overdesigned it and made it fucking POINTY. Solid whack but NO POINTY.
Champion's Cudgel is pointy done correctly. Love the tenderizer. But not higher because I don't like the looks of that head weld.
Ancient Nord Warhammer is one solid whack, however I doubt its structural integrity, I do feel that the handle may snap.
A-Tier: Dragonbone
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NOW THAT'S A SOLID WHACK. Idk why it has a little keychain holder but sure. Who tf is gonna run up on the guy with a dragon hip bone hammer? Structurally solid. Based. Nice quality welds. If you're using any hammer below this tier, kill yourself.
S-Tier: Stahlrim Warhammer
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This is the SINGLE GREATEST WEAPON IN SKYRIM. THIS IS A GIANT PIECE OF ICE ROCK ATTACHED TO A HANDLE. WHACK. WHACK WHACK. WHACK WHACK. 10/10 WOULD FUCKING WHACK.
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markscherz · 9 months ago
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BOOPHIS SNOOT!
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Specifically, an undescribed Boophis from the B. goudotii species group that I discovered in 2015/2016.
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etiolatedmutant · 3 months ago
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logically, wade knows why people find logan scary
he’s built like a brick shithouse, perma-Resting Bitch Face, hands bigger than a lot of folks’ heads and a voice like gravel crunching under truck tires
oh, and the whole adamantium-skeleton-deadly-nine-inch-claws-berserker-rage-indestructible-weapon-of-mass-destruction thing
but like??? he just personally does not ascribe to that notion
that’s logan, the same logan who picks mary’s skin medication up dutifully and always insists she wears a sweater because she’s fucking bald, wade, and we live on the east coast
that’s the logan who’s slowly, painstakingly learning spanish so he and laura can have something in common (and so they can talk shit while wade is in the room and none the wiser, fucking chismosas)
that’s his logan, the one who actually prefers being the little spoon most nights because the pressure across his chest grounds him from nightmares
quite literally that’s just a grumpy wet tomcat he found in the dumpster and now spoils rotten, why would he be scared?
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ofswordsandpens · 1 year ago
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actually I do mourn what hoo did to Percy and Nico's relationship because in pjo it was such a hilarious love-hate thing. Like Percy's this long-suffering and exasperated but protective older cousin figure while Nico is Nico and is feral and dramatic and craves Percy's approval while also loathing him at the same time. Like. Amazing stuff at play there.
Then in hoo Percy's like Nico? yeah he can die I guess and listen listen I'm not saying its out of character for Percy to be vengeful or for him to be annoyed by Nico. Like I think its very on point (see him strangling Nico for betraying him in tlo). However, I think the way it should have played out is Percy being fuming at Nico in his head but the moment Jason and Leo are like "Nico's shady so maybe we shouldn't rescue him?" an instant switch flips off and Percy's like "Um only I can talk shit about Nico and we're going to save him because if he's going to die its going to be by my hand"
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silvergarnet12 · 6 months ago
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Nintendo I have a suggestion for Salmon Run.
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starliteonearth · 4 months ago
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The funniest scene of the season so far has to be Galadriel waxing poetry on how Sauron so masterfully deceived her, played her like a puppet, and Elrond's in the back like "girl be so for real, you knew he was a red flag, you just thought you could fix him" like oop- 😶😶
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