#WHACK!!!!!

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[officialspec]

my friends……........the crystal germs

[notherpuppet]

How do you handle your radio demon? 📻👹

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day

[poisoned-pearls]

Masquerade Road Trip 🚌

Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van

It’d be a little funny

(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)

[2129888]

committing yaoi crimes

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

If anyone wonders how gay Lelith Hesperax is in her latest book, Queen of Knives, have some commentary by the author.

[markscherz]

BOOPHIS SNOOT!

Specifically, an undescribed Boophis from the B. goudotii species group that I discovered in 2015/2016.

[etiolatedmutant]

logically, wade knows why people find logan scary

he’s built like a brick shithouse, perma-Resting Bitch Face, hands bigger than a lot of folks’ heads and a voice like gravel crunching under truck tires

oh, and the whole adamantium-skeleton-deadly-nine-inch-claws-berserker-rage-indestructible-weapon-of-mass-destruction thing

but like??? he just personally does not ascribe to that notion

that’s logan, the same logan who picks mary’s skin medication up dutifully and always insists she wears a sweater because she’s fucking bald, wade, and we live on the east coast

that’s the logan who’s slowly, painstakingly learning spanish so he and laura can have something in common (and so they can talk shit while wade is in the room and none the wiser, fucking chismosas)

that’s his logan, the one who actually prefers being the little spoon most nights because the pressure across his chest grounds him from nightmares

quite literally that’s just a grumpy wet tomcat he found in the dumpster and now spoils rotten, why would he be scared?

[silvergarnet12]

Nintendo I have a suggestion for Salmon Run.

[starliteonearth]

The funniest scene of the season so far has to be Galadriel waxing poetry on how Sauron so masterfully deceived her, played her like a puppet, and Elrond's in the back like "girl be so for real, you knew he was a red flag, you just thought you could fix him" like oop- 😶😶

[ofswordsandpens]

actually I do mourn what hoo did to Percy and Nico's relationship because in pjo it was such a hilarious love-hate thing. Like Percy's this long-suffering and exasperated but protective older cousin figure while Nico is Nico and is feral and dramatic and craves Percy's approval while also loathing him at the same time. Like. Amazing stuff at play there.

Then in hoo Percy's like Nico? yeah he can die I guess and listen listen I'm not saying its out of character for Percy to be vengeful or for him to be annoyed by Nico. Like I think its very on point (see him strangling Nico for betraying him in tlo). However, I think the way it should have played out is Percy being fuming at Nico in his head but the moment Jason and Leo are like "Nico's shady so maybe we shouldn't rescue him?" an instant switch flips off and Percy's like "Um only I can talk shit about Nico and we're going to save him because if he's going to die its going to be by my hand"

[vanmarkus]

EVAN BUCKLEY + reacting to his people talking about Tommy ↳ for anonymous

[teamfurtress]

snug ur bf in the sewers of 2fort