#WERK MY KING

[vegussy]

BANG CHAN IS IN A SKIRT IN FUCKING MILAN STOP THE GODDAMN PRESS

[mercymaker]

And just because you're a caring, benevolent leader, doesn't mean you can't treat yourself every now and then. (x)

[oeldeservesthenorris]

When u forgot to take your beta-blocker but u got an ad to do U WERK BITCH

[breadstickitinme]

also also i had the worst depressive period of my life this year so i decided to actually go to the gp and get that sorted and jm not on therapy or anything yet bUT i did get a vit D injeftion (i was really low 😭😭😭) and i havent had an oopsy thought since!!! insane tjay i jusy had to go outside more

[difty-dift]

final post for now. I manged to get the colors to my liking. honestly really proud lol

also I'm opening the floodgates. suggest whatever name for this guy in the replies. Happy werewolf wednesday~

I caved, the original will be here lol

[earlycuntsets]

mcr shows on youtube pt. 3 (2007 - 2011)

-> pt. 1 (2002 - 2005)

-> pt. 2 (2005 - 2007)

-> pt. 4 (2011 - 2023)

07/31/2007 coors amphitheater chula vista ca - the academy is my beautiful romance

08/03/2007 verizon wireless amphitheater selma tx - effvee

08/04/2007 smirnoff music center dallas tx - mrsmoore710

08/05/2007 cynthia woods mitchell pavilion the woodlands tx - allyhr80

08/11/2007 ford amphitheater tampa fl - DAK

08/13/2007 walnut creek amphitheater raleigh nc - ddr2nite

08/18/2007 darien lake performing arts center darian lake ny - megaphone25

08/19/2007 nissan pavilion bristow va - the academy is my beautiful romance

08/21/2007 molson amphitheater toronto ca - Taylor & saofan20

08/22/2007 dte energy music center clarkston mi - the academy is my beautiful romance

08/24/2007 tweeter center for the performing arts bostom ma - ricola7 & the academy is my beautiful romance

08/25/2007 tweeter center camden nj - the academy is my beautiful romance

08/26/2007 new england dodge music center hartford ct - blackmariah224

08/28/2007 mohigan sun grandstand new york state fair syracuse ny - the academy is my beautiful romance

08/29/2007 pnc bank arts center holmdale nj - darkxdisco

09/01/2007 first midwest bank amphitheater tinley park il - jeana k

10/04/2007 coca cola auditorio monterrey mexico - stagglp

10/07/2007 palacio de los deportes mexico city mexico - my chemical romance official youtube

10/24/2007 maxwells hoboken nj - my chemical romance official youtube

10/30/2007 sportová hala pasienky, bratislava, slovakia - kiss955

11/04/2007 x-tray zurich switzerland - waylien87

11/11/2007 metro radio arena newcastle upon tyne england - moshmocyanide

11/12/2007 aberdeen exhibition and conference centre aberdeen scotland - t3hOutlaw

11/15/2007 o2 arena london england - the academy is my beautiful romance

11/17/2007 king's hall belfast northern ireland - xxeternalflamexx

11/28/2007 brisbane entertainment centre brisbane australia - skejemer281

12/03/2007 adelaide entertainment centre adelaide australia - zsazsalahore

12/09/2007 stadium merdeka kuala lumpur malaysia - ffillusionseb

12/11/2007 singapore expo max pavilion singapore - msliveformusic

12/14/2007 neal s.blaisdell arena honolulu - xdegrassilover92x

1/25/2008 eastwood open park manila phillipines - the academy is my beautiful romance

1/27/2008 national taiwan university sports center taipeh taiwan - the academy is my beautiful romance

1/29/2008 asia world expo hall 10 hong kong china - MCRThePatient

01/31/2008 plenary hall jakarta convention center kota administrasi jakarta pusat indonesia - mhit2

02/15/2008 vio rio rio de janiero brazil - the academy is my beautiful romance

02/17/2008  hellooch curitiba brazil - elle10one

02/19/2008  via funchal são paulo brazil - hicao182

03/29/2008 rialto theater tuscon arizona - raven pictures

03/30/2008 the joint at the hard rock hotel las vegas nv - Biancha Hidalgo

03/31/2008 the joint at the hard rock hotel las vegas nv - Donanae Dunwoody & rnm1947ebe & nachocheesechips & justsleeep

04/02/2008 san jose civic center san jose ca - daylinmychemrocks

04/06/2008 bamboozle left verizon wireless amphitheater irvine ca - jackiejackiebootysmackie

04/09/2008 crystal ballroom portland oregon - mcdreamysgirlXOXO

04/12/2008 autodromo hermanos rodriguez coca cola zero festival mexico city mexico - the academy is my beautiful romance

04/18/2008 congress theater chicago il - Ashley Tara

04/19/2008 the fillmore detriot mi - stephanie roose

04/24/2008 house of blues new orleans la - megan williams

04/25/2008 baton rouge river center baton rouge la - sam

04/28/2008 stubb's bar b cue austin tx - sue nellis

05/02/2008 beale street music festival tom lee park memphis tn - the academy is my beautiful romance

05/04/2008 lifestyle communities pavilion columbus oh - christine steele

07/31/2009 the roxy west hollywood ca - the academy is my beautiful romance

08/08/2009 maishima osaka japan - the academy is my beautiful romance

10/26/2010 backstage werk munich germany - song des tages

10/30/2010 melkweg the max amsterdam netherlands - the academy is my beautiful romance

11/22/2010 house of blues west hollywood ca - the academy is my beautiful romance

11/30/2010 p.c. richard & son theater nyc ny - the academy is my beautiful romance

12/1/2010 maida vale studios london england - the academy is my beautiful romance

12/2/2010 fuse tv studio nyc ny - koi no yokan

12/05/2010 1-800-ask-gary amphitheater tampa fl - the academy is my beautiful romance

12/06/2010 rockefeller plaza nyc ny - heather the human

12/08/2010 the midland by amc kansas city mo - the academy is my beautiful romance

12/09/2010 the daily habit los angeles ca - koi no yokan

12/11/2010 spike tv video game awards la convention center la - hidden gems & the academy is my beautiful romance

12/11/2010 kroq almost acoustic christmas gibson amphitheater universal city ca - kroq

12/15/2010 q101 twisted christmas house of blues chicago il - the academy is my beautiful romance

1/17/2011 conan burbank ca - JuanPI

1/21/2011 lopez tonight burbank ca - the academy is my beautiful romance

01/21/2011 the hollywood tower hollywood ca - the academy is my beautiful romance

02/10/2011 xfm radio studios london uk - the academy is my beautiful romance

02/22/2011 metro radio arena newcastle on tyne england - ZoneMum

02/23/2011 o2 academy brixton uk - emzlouise90

02/24/2011 o2 academy islington uk - emziixmcr

03/09/2011 kesselhaus munich germany - the academy is my beautiful romance

03.12.2011 ciutat de les artes i les ciencies valencia spain - CarlosCapBlanc3

03/20/2011 hartwall areena helsinki finland - the academy is my beautiful romance

04/23/2011 terminal 5 new york city ny - the academy is my beautiful romance

05/15/2011 carlisle lake district airport carlisle england - the academy is my beautiful romance

06/24/2011 universidad complutense de madrid madrid spain - pamyale24

06/26/2011 autodromo internazionale enzo e dino ferrara imoli italy - denis rossi

07/02/2011 coke sound up stuttgart germany - the academy is my beautiful romance

07/03/2011 dyrskuepladsen roskilde denmark - søren thomsen

07/07/2011 passeio marítimo de algés oeiras portugal - the academy is my beautiful romance

07/09/2011 roundhouse london england - slavka941

-> pt. 1 (2002 - 2005)

-> pt. 2 (2005 - 2007)

-> pt. 4 (2011 - 2023)

[octuscle]

Hey support. Quick question. Lately this group of guys on campus has been gravitating toward me in a kinda weird way. They’re super preppy guys: polo shirts, cologne, pressed khakis, conservative haircuts, that whole sort of thing. They’re really nice and honestly very handsome—prettyboy faces with some nicely toned muscle—but, frankly, the way they all talk the same, always hang out together, and have the same (properly preppy) interests kind of freaks me out. They’re like pod people. Idk why they’ve taken such a curiosity in me: I’ve never been very preppy or stylish at all. Anyway, they invited me over to their dorm tomorrow, but I saw one of them carrying a chronoviac…any idea what I should expect if I go? Should I go?

Well… In my opinion, you should definitely go there. From what I see in my files, these guys are virtuosos in the use of the Chronivac. You can look forward to the results.

You put on your clothes that are most likely to pass for "preppy". You comb your hair. And go on your way. Another student is waiting in front of the house. Similar appearance as you. Pretty average. Quite preppy. But could just as easily pass for a member of the chess team. The door opens and an immaculately dressed frat guy invites you in and leads you into a library. There are two tables, each with an iPad on it. You may sit down. There would now be a small entrance test for the fraternity. If you pass, you will become probationary preppies. Otherwise you will leave the dorm and will not get a chance to repeat the test.

Hey, you think to yourself, that's great. So, worst case scenario, nothing happens. Let's do it.

The test only takes a few minutes. You are to enter for four abbreviations what they stand for. Please use the iPads for this. You and the other candidate look at each other, shake hands and take your seats. The first abbreviation is BMW. Fuck! "Bavaria" and " Motors" is what you guess. But W? Ways? Your tutor congratulates your competitor. Yes, it stands for "Bayerische Motoren Werke". You look enviously at your opponent's iPad. Did he already have manicured fingers? You look at your hands. Okay, the nails aren't exactly clean. And you have quite a few horny calluses.

The next question is what "bt" means on an invitation. You have no idea… You've never read it. You write beer time. Fits BMW somehow. The tutor congratulates the other guy again. The solution was "black tie". Who should know something like that? The idiot grins over his clean-shaven face. You're itching your three-day beard. Shit, now you have to try harder!.

Now they ask for LVMH. What the hell? LVMH? Might have something to do with the British king. Long Vita Majesty Highness? Shit, time's up. Of course the other guy knew it stood for Louis Vuitton Moët Hennessy. You don't even know what that means. You scratch your tousled hair. Your opponent, grinning, corrects a less-than-perfect strand of his slicked hair.

We come to the last question. Your last chance not to make a total fool of yourself. But you're getting tired of these stuffy wimps. What does Snob stand for? Hehehe! That's a trick question. Snob is not an abbreviation at all. You write that down. To learn that it stands for sine nobilitas. Fuck!

A few other preppies enter the room and ask your opponent to come along. He puts on his expensive looking jacket, nods at you once more and turns around.

Your tutor says he's sorry, but unfortunately you have no chance of being accepted into the frat. You scratch your hairy six-pack and are relieved. You'd rather be throwing some balls with the other guys anyway.

"Nah worries, bruh. It's been fun. See you on campus" you reply, grabbing your glove and ball and you head out of this boring house.

[cedyat]

"One should try to kidnap him"

In a letter dated 7th of December 1830 the Prussian General August Neidhardt von Gneisenau wrote to his friend Carl von Clausewitz about the possibility of a war with France in the wake of the revolution of 1830. Here is one of his plans in the event of a new war against France involving Napoleon II:

"If the suggestion I had given to Count Trautmannsdorf [Austrian diplomat] to send Napoleon II to the avant-garde [the troops that are the first to make contact with the enemy] shall come to execution, we would bring disarray to a great part of the French army. Should Austria decline one should try to kidnap him [Napoleon II]. They would not be unhappy, because since we are [the ones] using him the Austrian diplomacy would not get accused of acting in self-interest. Maybe this measure would not get the support of Russia, however if one were to use Napoleon II only to such an extent as to rupture the French forces his existence would already yield fruit and in the end, usurper against usurper, I prefer the young Napoleon over King [Louis-]Philippe. The best outcome would be if we could create two French empires, a northern one and a southern one, one for Napoleon II, a southern one for Henry of Bourbon [Henri d'Artois] or King [Louis-]Philippe for all I care. Then we would be rid of a strong neighbor. Morally there are no objections and in the end my moral is to be useful to the king and Prussia."

Are you a "Napoleon II is dangerous because the French might like him"-kinda guy or a "Napoleon II is useful because the French might like him"-believer?

From: "Das Leben des Feldmarschalls Grafen Neithardt von Gneisenau Schluß: Fortsetzung des gleichnamigen Werkes", by G. H. Pertz, Volume 5, p. 641

(At times not translated literally for easier understanding since the original uses a lot of multi-clause sentences.)

[issie-https]

A-Z Headcanons

Slash X Reader Headcanons

A/n: Istg, I’m gonna rip my uterus OUT! Anyways, enjoy this😋 Also, lmk what you think about the handkerchief thing🫣

Word count: 1059

Warnings: Smut through and through!

Masterlist

༺✩༻

A - Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Angel. "Do you want me to rub your back?", "Do you want me to run a bath?", "Do you want to cuddle?", "Do you need anything?". He cares so much. I'm calling it now, him and Steven are the best at aftercare. Especially if he's been a bit rough with you.

B - Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)

He loves his hair and his hands(who doesn't?!). He knows his hair is perfect. And he loves his hands because they make his two favourite things make amazing sounds. His two favourite things being you and his guitar(duh).

His favourite thing about you is your mouth and your ass. He's 10000% an ass man. He smacks your ass every time you walk past him. As for your mouth, he loves to kiss your lips, ruin your lipstick and he loves when you suck him off. Just sayin'.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

King of Cum-land. He loves to cum on your face and make you clean it up. He also loves to cum in you and eat it out of you.

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

It's a secret for both of you but he loves to take pictures of you both fucking or you fucking yourself and he takes them with him in his wallet or whatever and looks at them when he misses you on tour. You also have a little secret Slash stash in your bedside draw and girl, they're a werk of arttt!

E - Experience (how experienced are they)

Expert level shit. He's experienced but kind of immediately like if you lost your virginity together, you'd think he was lying and had been fucking for ages. But he's just naturally a sex god.

F - Favorite Position (self explanatory)

Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. He likes to see you on top , riding him until he has to thrust up into you because you're so fucked out. He loves to look at your face but doesn't want to be stuck in missionary for the rest of his life. Also mentioned in K & W why.

G - Goofy (are they more silly or serious in the moment)

He loves to keep it serious or sweet but jokes will be cracked every once in a while.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

Keeps it classy. Trimmed but not shaven at all. 100% matches his hair, dark and curly.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Depends on his mood. If he wants to fuck you deep and sweet, he will. If he wants to fuck you deep and rough, he will.

J - Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

He loves to masturbate and cum on you just to make you clean it up. As mentioned before, he loves to cum in your mouth or on your face or lips. If it’s just a quick one while he’s on tour and away from you, you’re the only thing on his mind.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

BDSM, S&M, Bondage, blindfolds, breeding, dirty talk & more. Okay, straight into it. Regarding the BDSM & S&M, I did some research and he wears a black handkerchief on the left. Which means he's into S&M AND he's a bottom. Whether he does it ironically or unironically, I'm rolling with it. Tie him up, fuck him senseless. He loves it all, ig.

L - Location (favorite place to do the do)

Bed or kitchen. He loves to bend you over the worktop and bury himself deep inside you. With the bed, it allows for more free play and more of his kinky shit.

M - Motivation (what gets them going)

Anything and everything. Teasing each other is a big turn on.

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs)

I don't think there's much he wouldn't do but permanently marking you would make him feel like a bad boyfriend/Fiancé/husband.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skills)

This mannnnnn! UGH! Your pussy is like a delicacy to him. He eats you out like a starved man. He also loves when you suck him off but prefers to eat you out.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual)

Fast and sensual if that makes sense. On special occasions, he can be slow and soft but almost always he loves it hard and rough.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex)

Depends on his mood. If he's too tired to go a full round, you're getting a quick sesh.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment)

Yeah, definitely. He loves to experiment with you and see what gets you going more or less.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for)

All day & all night. 24/7. Constant. He loves being in you in anyway possible.

T - Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them?)

Y.E.S!!! He has a little of almost everything but specifically blindfolds, vibrators and cuffs.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

King of the tease. He loves to fuck you until you're screaming for him to let you cum.

V - Volume (how loud are they)

Depends. Majority of the time, it's a groan, whimper or low moan. However, he loves for you to get vocal so have some throat sweets on standby bcos you’re gonna loose your voice xoxo

W - Wild Card (get a random headcanon)

Back on the S&M thing. When he first told you, you were a bit surprised because he's Slash, he comes off as a top but when he told you he likes to be on the bottom, you took a second to let it sink in, then got on top of him and fucked him until the cows came home.

X - X-Ray (let's see what's going on in those pants)

He's got size and girth, hunny. 6-8 inches, nice and thick, slight curve. It's not unbearable but it's enough to wind you.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive)

Horny most of the time but he's just that way🤷‍♀️

Z - ZZZ (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)

Waits until you're asleep and taken care of and then settles down for the night.

[lokisgoodgirl]

Hello love. I know you are still basking in the afterglow of Hiddles proximity (thank you for brining us along for the ride), but I thought you might enjoy an update and "hello" from Mew Mew the Mango. (@muddyorbs also wanted to say hi to him).

I'm pleased to report that Mew Mew has become cocky these days, answers to no one, and has taken to wearing a variety of hats. (Evidence below). What a diva. He needs so much attention.

Much love,

Peb

Mew Mew my love 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this has tickled me so much I cannot ahahhahahahah what a sassy little bean that mango is. Man alive.

I especially love the bunnet, very peaky blinders. It's giving 'im winking, but it's a wink of impatience'

I'm delighted he's settling in so well. Iconic. Blessed. What a king. Werk it, Mew Mew baby.

@glitchquake @skymoonandstardust @muddyorbsblr @holdmytesseract

[peachjagiya]

My two giant takeaways from yesterday's teasers were this...

First, his outfit is just... 😘 The Celine wool blazer and those boots and just yes bravo, fabulous, love it, you're glowing, you're slaying, werk visual king here you dropped this 👑

Second, this girl is SO pretty. 😍

[lalunameli]

Yuri Petrov's Daily Schedule

From: The Rising - King of Works Super Fanbook

@tnbscans really made my day today with this scan of Yuri's Daily Schedule from The Rising - King of Works Super Fanbook. It has been previously translated but like all things Yuri, it's so quirky and hilarious that I was really happy to get a chance to read about the robot vacuum cleaner and the forgotten banana in their native language. Not only that, this man showered from 9:06pm to 10:28pm (must be nice to prevent pruning with your own built-in furnace 🤣), then noticed one of his nails was broken and filed it down. Werk 💅

Yuri Petrov, you silly silly lovable weirdo.

Note: I have also been provided with a cleaner scan of Yuri's KOW Profile which I will add to that post.

ユーリ・ペトロフ

Yuri Petrov

Start:

0:00

12:00am

0: 00 自宅にて、抱えている案件の書類に目を通している

12:00am At home. Looked through the documents for his cases.

1 : 34ミネラルウォーターを飲みながらオペラを鑑賞

1:34am Drank mineral water while listening to opera

2:38就寝

2:38am Went to bed

6:30アラームが鳴る。起床

6:30am Alarm went off, got out of bed.

6:35 洗顔＆歯磨き

6:35am Washed his face and brushed his teeth

6:44 着替え。整髪

6:44am Changed his clothes and fixed his hair

6:51 母親の分も朝食を作る

6:51am Made breakfast for him and his mother

7:12起きてきた母親と共に朝食

7:12am Ate breakfast with his mother who had woken up

7:50介護STAFFが迎えに来て母親を連れて行く

7:50am The Nursing Staff arrived to pick up his mother.

8:00ロボット掃除機のボタンをON

8:00am Set the "ON" button of the robot vacuum cleaner

8:03家を出る

8:03am Left his house

8:30規定より30分前に出勤。仕事を始める

8:30am Got to work 30 mins early. Started his work day

8:43トイレに行くと、まだ清掃の人が入っていないらしくトイレットペーパーがきれている。全ての個室に十分にトイレットペーパーを補充し出る

8:43am Went to the washroom and noticed it hadn't been attended to by the cleaning staff as it was out of toilet paper. He refilled each stall with toilet paper.

9:00朝の会議

9:00am Morning Meeting

9:35 案件の資料に目を通す

9:35am Looked over his case materials

11:00 休憩。コーヒーにシロップを入れて飲む

11:00am Break. Drank coffee with syrup.

12:08 司法局内でデリバリーの昼食

12:08am Lunch delivered to the Justice Bureau

12:49 経済誌とバナナを購入

12:49pm Bought a business magazine and a banana.

12:55 歯磨き＆身だしなみチェック

12:55pm Brushed his teeth and checked his appearance

13:00 デスクワーク

1:00pm Deskwork (paperwork)

14:45 休憩に入る。コーヒーにシロップを入れようとして、きれている事に気付く。悲しくなる

2:45pm Took a break. Tried to put syrup in his coffee and noticed it was out. Felt sad.

14:48 仕事を再開

2:48pm Resumed working

18:00 帰り支度。バナナを忘れていたことを思い出し、鞄に仕舞う

6:00pm Got ready to go home. Realized he had forgotten about his banana and placed it in his bag

18:04 司法局を出る

6:04pm Left the Justice Bureau

18:16 スーパーマーケットに立ち寄り、ミネラルウォーターを6本購入

6:16pm Stopped by the supermarket and bought 6 bottles of mineral water

18:44帰宅

6:44pm Returned home

18:45 手洗い＆うがい

6:45pm Washed his hands and gargled

19:00 介護STAFFが母親を連れてくる

7:00pm The Nursing Staff brought his mother home

19:17 調理

7:17pm Cooked

19:48 母親は既に食事を終えているので、一人きりで夕食。デザートにバナナを食べる

7:48pm Ate dinner alone since his mother had already eaten. Had a banana for dessert.

20:21 TVでニュースをチェック

8:21pm: Watched the News on TV

20:59 今日もシュテルンビルトで殺人事件は発生していない。無言で小さく頷く

8:59pm Took note there were no murders today in Stern Bild. Gave a small nod in silence.

21:06 入浴（シャワー）

9:06pm Bathed (took a shower)

22:28 身体を拭き、髪の毛を乾かす。爪が割れているのに気付き、ヤスリで磨く

10:28pm Wiped off his body and dried his hair. Noticed he had broken a nail and filed it.

22:38 母親が何やら話し始める。今日は機嫌が良いらしく、ユーリの中学時代の思い出を楽しそうに話している。相槌を打ち、優しい笑みを浮かべる

10:38pm His mother started talking about something. Noticed she seemed to be in a good mood today, and was happily talking about the memories of Yuri's junior high school days. He nodded while smiling gently.

23:06 眠ってしまった母親をベッドに連れて行く

11:06pm Took his sleeping mother to her bed

23:15 携帯電話がメールが届いたことを知らせる音を鳴らす。誰にもアドレスを伝えていない筈なので驚く。ゆっくりとメールを見てみると宛先を間違えたメールだった。「アドレスをお間違えのようです」とメールを返す。だが、先方からの返信はなかった

11:15pm Received an alert on his cellphone about a new email. This surprised him because he doesn't give his email address to anyone. He looked at the email slowly, and noticed it had a wrong address. "It seems that you have the wrong address," he responded. There was no response from the other party.

23:21 抱えている案件の資料に目を通す

11:21pm Looked over case materials

23:54机にむかったまま、知らず知らずのうちに眠ってしまう

23:54pm Unwittingly fell asleep on his desk

End

24:00

12:00am (next day)

Pg 23 TIGER & BUNNY -The Rising- KING OF WORKS SUPER FANBOOK

[my-deer-history]

Francis Kinloch in Müller's letters to his family

These extracts are from Johannes von Müller: Sämmtliche Werke, volume 7 (1810).

My translations here, original German and French transcriptions below the cut. I have added some paragraph breaks for legibility.

From the introductory Lebensgeschichte, von ihm selbst beschrieben (Biography, as described by himself)

Meanwhile, at the home of Charles Bonnet, for whom and whose wife he [Müller] developed the tender attachment of a son and who was treated as such by them, he met a young man from South Carolina, Francis Kinloch. He had an extraordinary thirst for knowledge, a great fire, many fine qualities and very pleasant morals. 

They determined a plan to live together; every day, for several hours in the morning, they would study Tacitus and Montesquieu, or any other authors found worthy enough to stand beside them, and in the rest of the time, the one friend would read Blackstone and other English or American books, and the other would study Swiss documents, and on top of that, between spending time in the company of Bonnet and others, they would alternate between Roman, French and English classics. 

Tronchin was too much Müller’s friend to keep him from this plan, and even more pleased was Kinloch’s guardian, Thomas Boone - the former governor of South Carolina, and at the time the director of the large London Custom-house, a man in whom, in thirty years of acquaintance, Müller never found fault, though he always found exemplary reason, firmness and generosity. 

The friends lived for a year and a half in a modest country house on the hill of Chambeisy, surrounded by the highest mountains in the old world, the majesty of Lac Leman*, the incomparable culture of the shore, enjoying the masterworks of the human spirit, in daily association with Bonnet, but also with Voltaire, and brought together for a while with Mr Alleyne Fitzherbert, who was already developing the talents with which he later shone as Lord St Helens. After that, the storms of the North American revolution tore them apart.

*Also known as Lake Geneva.

Undated, 1775, Müller to his sister

After this little introduction, I ask you to take a map of the Geneva region to hand. Here, on the Swiss side of the lake on the border of Geneva on French land, lies the town of Chambesis – on a hill that overlooks the lake, all of the estates, the entire republic and the glaciers. Now take the map of America. Here is Charlestown, the capital of Carolina. And here on the third map is Scotland; in the middle of which lives an ancient family called Kinloch; one of these left Europe at the time of the civil war of the Stuart kings, and found with many others there a beautiful country and freedom. One of these Kinlochs now commands 1200 negroes, and is a gentleman of great standing and much greater spirit and character; he is twenty years old. 

He came to Geneva; in the last 5 to 6 months, we have seen each other for 23 hours each day and read the most profound writers together. Through this, we got to know and love each other’s characters. 

Mr Kinloch has rented a small country house with six rooms in Chambesis, and is paying 12 new Louis d’or a month for this and table, breakfast and supper, for the next five summer months. In this solitude, he wants to study. He has such a noble character that he is highly estimated by everyone. Lord North, the prime minister of the king of England, is very fond of him; K risked his life for his son and saved him from mortal danger. 

He has invited me to move in with him, and to spend this summer in the lap of scholarship and friendship. We would read and study together, occasionally go into the mountains, occasionally to Pays de Vaud. [...] And [Tronchin*], who loves me, and wants to see and promote my happiness, gave his permission, and his two children will spend this half of the year in a boarding house in the city and learn there. Thus, Mr Tronchin and they and I and Nassau and Bonnet and Kinloch are all content, and I will still see Mr Tronchin at Bessinge once every eight days.

*Müller was employed as a tutor to Tronchin’s two young children at the time.

Undated, 1775, Tronchin to Müller’s father

Have no concern, sir, about your son; everybody loves him, he is lively and good, his conduct has always been very wise, and all of our men of letters would vouch for him. The choice that he makes, to go and live with Mr Kinlock [sic] shall not, I hope, be without utility for him. He is a young man who has lived here for a long time, and who is generally and singularly esteemed both by his compatriots and by the Genevese, whether for his morals or for his character. The desire that he has to benefit from your son’s knowledge must be a guarantee of what I have told you.

From the introductory Lebensgeschichte, von ihm selbst beschrieben (biography, as described by himself)

Indeß lernte Müller bei Karl Bonnet, für den und dessen Gemahlin er die zärtliche Anhänglichkeit eines Sohnes faßte, und von welchen er ganz wie ein solcher behandelt wurde, einen Jüngling aus Süd - Carolina, Francis Kinloch, kennen. Dieser hatte eine ungemeine Wißbegier, viel Feuer, viele Güte und sehr angenehme Sitten. Es entstand ein Plan des Beisammenlebens; täglich sollten in ein paar Morgenstunden Tacitus und Montesquieu, und wenn etwa noch einer würdig erfunden würde neben diesen zu stehen, in den übrigen von dem einen Freunde Blackstone und andere englische oder amerikanische Bücher, von dem andern die schweizerischen Urkunden studiert, und hierauf zwischen Bonnets und anderer Gesellschaft, und Durchlesung römischer, französischer und englischer Klassiker abgewechselt werden. Zu sehr war Tronchin Müller's Freund, um ihn hievon abzuhalten, und noch mehr freute sich Kinloch's Vormund, Thomas Boone, gewesener Gouverneur von Süd- Carolina, noch jetzt Director des großen Londner Custom-house's, ein Mann, an welchem in dreißigjährigem Verhältniß Müller nie einen Fehler, wohl aber vortreflichen Verstand, Festigkeit und Edelmuth immer gleich gefunden hat. Auf dem Hügel von Chambeisy in einem bescheidenen Landhause, dem aber die höchsten Gebürge der alten Welt, die Pracht des lemanischen Sees, die unvergleichliche Cultur der Ufer entgegenlagen, im Genuß der Meisterstücke des menschlichen Geistes, im tåglichen Umgange Bonnets, auch mit Voltaire, und eine Zeitlang vereiniget mit Herrn Alleyne Fitzherbert, welcher die Talente schon entwickelte, durch welche er nach diesem als Lord St. Helens in den größten Geschäften geglänzt, so lebten die Freunde bei anderthalb Jahre. Hierauf rissen die Stürme der nordamerikanischen Revolution sie auseinander.

Undated, 1775, Müller to his sister

Nach dieser kleinen Einleitung bitte ich dich, eine Karte vom Genfergebiet zur Hand zu nehmen. Hier auf der Schweizerseite des Sees an den Genfergränzen auf französischem Boden liegt das Dorf Chambesis, auf einer Höhe, welche den See, alle Landgüter, die ganze Republik und die Eisberge übersieht. Nun nimm die Karte von Amerika. Hier ist Charlestown, die Hauptstadt von Karolina. Und hier auf der dritten Karte ist Scotland; in der Mitte desselben wohnt ein altes Geschlecht, genannt Kinloch; einer aus demselben verließ Europa zur Zeit der innerlichen Kriege der Könige Stuart, und fand mit vielen andern daselbst ein schönes Land und die Freiheit. Einer von diesen Kinlochs gebeut nun 1200 Négern, und ist ein Herr von Stand und noch weit größerm Geist und Charakter; er ist zwanzig Jahre alt. Er kam nach Genf; letzte 5—6 Monate haben wir uns alle Tage 23 Stunden gesehen und mit einander die tiefsinnigsten Schriftsteller gelesen. Hiedurch haben wir einer des andern Charakter kennen gelernt und lieb gewonnen. Herr Kinloch hat in Chambesis ein kleines Landhaus mit sechs Zimmern gemiethet, und zahlt hiefür und Tafel, Morgens und Abendessen, künftige fünf Sommermonate hindurch monatlich 12 neue Louis d'ors. In dieser Einsamkeit will er studieren. Er hat einen so edlen Charakter, daß er von jedermann hochgeschätzt wird. Er ist sehr beliebt bei Lord North, erstem Staatsminister des Königs von England; dessen Sohn hat K. einst aus Todesgefahr gerettet und sein eignes Leben für ihn gewagt. Er hat mich eingeladen zu ihm zu ziehen, und diesen Sommer im Schooß der Wissenschaften und der Freundschaft zuzubringen. Wir würden mit einander lesen und studieren, bisweilen in die Berge gehen, bisweilen ins Pays de Vaud. [...] Und [Tronchin], welcher mich liebt und mein Glück gern sieht und befördert, gab seinen Willen, und seine zwei Kinder werden dies halbe Jahr in einer Pension in der Stadt bleiben und daselbst lernen. So daß also Herr Tronchin und sie und ich und Nassau und Bonnet und Kinloch, wir alle zusammen zufrieden sind, und ich Herrn Tronchin dennoch alle acht Tage einmal zu Bessinge sehe.

Undated, 1775, Tronchin to Müller’s father

Ne soyez, Monsieur, d'ailleurs point en peine de Mr. Votre fils; tout le monde l'aime, il est vif et bon, sa conduite a toujours été très sage, et tous nos gens de lettres en font le plus grand cas. Le parti qu'il prend, d'aller vivre avec Mr. Kinlock ne sera pas, j'espère, sans utilité pour lui. C'est un jeune homme qui demeure ici depuis long tems, et qui y est généralement et singulièrement estimé tant par ses compatriotes que par les Genevois, soit pour ses moeurs, soit pour son caractère. Le désir qu'il a de profiter des lumières de Mr. Votre fils, Vous doit être un garant de ce que je Vous dis.

[petewentzisblack1312]

what are some of your favorite fob lyrics?

cannot answer this in a universally true manner so heres fob lyrics im thinking about right now

'tip your glass to no direction' fellowship of the nerd. very elegant and clever word play. tip your glass to no particular direction, or tip your glass to the concept of being labelled as having no direction. falls into the same category

'spent most of last night dragging this lake for the corpses of all my past mistakes' my heart is the worst kind of weapon. i didnt know what dragging a lake was until a few years ago (because saint lucia does not have any lakes) and the stark and dark imagery really makes this song a top 10 teen angst bullshit bop

'stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me. hide the details i dont want to know a thing' the pros and cons of breathing. toxic homoerotic girl best friend bops for the ages. either you cut yourself off from an abusive relationship that you never really got any closure from or were otherwise inextricably linked to someone who was poisonous to your soul or you just wont get it. i could write an essay about this song. perhaps i will.

'i know, i know, i've made mistakes. i know, i know, but at least they were mine to make.' so good right now. manic song of all time. do not tell any song on mania i said that

'i will never ask you of anything except to dream sweet of me. tell me when the party ends, will you still love who i am?' heaven, iowa. never not thinking of this line. i have explained my thoughts on this.

'i got your love letters, corrected the grammar, and sent them back. its true romance is dead, i shot it in the chest and then the head' the music of the misery. i liked this lyric so much i drafted up an enamel pin design about it. hopefully coming this valentines. do not quote me on that.

'i am gods gift, but why would he bless me with such wit without a conscience equipped' fame<infamy. yesssss king you werk those clang associations. the cadence and rhythm and rhyme of this line is like a pinnacle of lyricism. on top of that i mentioned in fall out boy is for niggas that pete often used braggadocio but with a self deprecation as a spin on it. this song as a whole is a good example of that and i think i cited a different line in that essay but this is another really good one.

'spiritual revolt from the waist down' bishops knife trick. yeah yeah gay above the waist i dont care. this is a reference to 1984 and i like that. 'youre only a revolutionary from the waist down' like you only seek spiritual change so long as it brings you pleasure. feels like it fits with the theme of mania.

ran out of steam. take my list- please!

[lawlessgodlessflawless]

My favorite drag king name I've seen is Max Satisfaction.

I think my drag name would be like Hank Fairy or something. Fairy the Cable Guy. It would highly depend on what my shtik is.

What would your drag king name be? What's your shtik?

fantastic question! I would be Tom Foolery or Buster Nut, on account of my genuine whimsy. IRL I’m someone who has my shit together and is risk averse, so my drag shtick would be the opposite… we are talking 2000s Jackass crew, skater bro nonsense, shotgun beers and flirt with my frenemy’s sister vibe. Never seen Breaking Bad but I would look like Jesse aka dressing lowkey pathetic but like the coolest fifth grader you know.

omfg Fairy the Cable Guy would be fantastic, especially since you serve blue collar butch realness on the daily! We need country dyke drag kings to help make the working class the werking class ✊🏻

[notajoinerofthings]

Gute Laune ungerecht verteilt

Turns out, I still have a lot of thoughts & feelings about this album three months later. So, may I present to you: some ramblings on my favourite kettcar lyrics.

Und das geht so:

Auch für mich 6. Stunde

#AuchEgal, dicker Hals, kurze Lunte Twitter, konzentrier dich mal, auch für mich sechste Stunde Das Ganze ist wie Grunzen am Trog des Diskurses Mit der leichten Überdosis von dem Wissen, was los ist

Was für ein Opener. Ey, ganz ehrlich, wenn ein Album schon mit den Worten "Mittelmeer, Massengrab, so traurig hier, zynisch da" losgeht... weiß man, dass wird hier jetzt alles außer Menschen-Leben-Tanzen-Welt-Belanglosigkeit. Liebs sehr. Hätte auch gern ein Gehirn, das auf so tolle Sätze kommt.

München

Und der Weihnachtsmarkt leuchtet Hinter Legosteinen aus Beton Und er hörte sie fragen „Wo bist du eigentlich hergekommen?“

Ein absoluter Banger über Alltagsrassismus und was daraus so werden kann. Liebe den "Twist" mit München-Harlaching. München, alte Lady!! Das Musikvideo ist ebenfalls sehr empfehlenswert. Werd ich das wahrscheinlich irgendwann mal im Unterricht einsetzen? 💯you can bet!!

Doug & Florence

Und triff mich am Champagnerstand Bei den brennenden Barrikaden Und dann gib mir nur kurz ein Zeichen Dass wir beide mehr draufhaben Als Streit, Zerfleischung, Schuldzuweisung Die Idee steht lichterloh in Flammen Wir können von vorn anfangen

Ein großartiges Lied über die vermeintliche Chanchengleichheit im achso tollen Neoliberalismus und die Selbstermächtigung von Menschen, die absolut systemrelevant sind und doch alles andere als mächtig sind. "Zeig mir eine Band, die eine Brücke zwischen Doug Heffernan aus „King of Queens“ und Florence Nightingale schlagen kann, und dich dabei auch noch mitsingen lässt. Richtig, die gibts nicht nochmal." Und in diesem Sinne: All ihr Pflegerinnen of the world, unite! Unite and take over!

Rügen

Und da ist so viel Freude Aber kein, kein Spaß Und da ist so viel Liebe Für jeden harten Tag, jedes Jahr

That's raising children in a nutshell, I guess. Mag das Lied richtig gerne, auch wenn mich persönlich die Thematik gar nicht betrifft. Aber ich finds gut, dass es jetzt 'nen realistischen Popsong gibt, der übers Dasein als Familie, Eltern und Paar und den ganzen Zwiespälte und Kämpfen, die sich daraus ergeben, erzählt. Und ich frag mich auch, wie sich Darth Vader eigentlich die Zähne putzt.

Kanye in Bayreuth

Dass Moral hier objektiv ist, das glaub ich kaum Gegen Wagner ist jedes Arschloch ein Pausenclown Das ist subjektiv, meine Meinung, scheißegal Subjektiv, deine Meinung, auch egal Und jetzt guck in deinen Plattenschrank und dann reg dich auf Heut' Nacht geht's für alle - den grünen Hügel rauf

Werk und Autor trennen, das leidige Thema. Großartig künstlerisch verpackt, ohne eine zu einfache Lösung anzubieten.

Blaue Lagune, 21:45 Uhr

Du musst aus dem Schatten der Hochhäuser treten Du weißt, wo wir herkommen, kommen andere nur hin Um vom Dach zu springen

Ein Lied, das die eindrucksvolle Geschichte eines Lebens erzählt, in dem die Umstände nicht viel zu lassen, außer alles in der eigenen Hand zu einer Waffe und das Herz immer härter werden zu lassen. Den Stimmlosen eine Stimme geben und immer gegen die Verzweiflung, indeed.

Wir betraten die Enterprise mit falschen Erwartungen

Und dann brachen die Dämme, das Eis, das Genick Und vor allem das Schweigen

Das hier ist wahrscheinlich einer von diesen kettcar-Songs, die ich erst noch so ca. 500 Mal hören muss, bevor ich einigermaßen verstehe, worum's eigentlich geht. Aber hey, was für ein großartiges Zeugma! Sollte ich mit in meine Beispielliste für meine Nachhilfeschüler:innen aufnehmen ;) Der Song ist aber auch so ein gutes Beispiel dafür, dass Marcus ein absoluter Meister darin ist, wild irgendwelche Sätze und Zitate aneinanderzureihen, die sich in der Gesamtschau dann anfühlen, als ob dir jemand ins Herz boxt. Vier Wände sind kein Zuhause / nur weil man immer wieder zurückkommt??? und schützt mich jetzt bitte vor dem / vor dem, was alle wollen??? und zwei halbe lost souls kämpfen bis zum Schluss / und dann anerkennen, was man anerkennen muss??? oof, ey.

Einkaufen in Zeiten des Krieges

Und nicht alle in Hamburg wollen zu König der Löwen Und es ist alles schon gesagt, aber noch nicht von jedem

Tell them, Reimer. Eine tolle Alltagsgeschichte mit ganz vielen klugen Beobachtungen.

Was wir sehen wollten

Wir sprachen vom Leben, nostalgische Fäden Sie schweben und wandern Von einem Bett zum anderen

Beim ersten Hören mochte ich das Lied gar nicht so sehr, weil ich anfangs die Story gar nicht richtig kapiert habe. Und wenn ich über meine persönlichen Erfahrungen als Angehörige im Krankenhaus vor nicht allzu langer Zeit nachdenke, hittet das Lied auch irgendwie noch mal ganz anders like just yesterday I had a good cry whilst listening to this song & thinking about my grandma Ein Lied darüber, wie absolut menschlich es ist, anderen in einer hoffnungslosen Situation ein bisschen Zuversicht durch das Erzählen von hoffnungsvollen Geschichten bringen zu wollen. Zum Glück haben wir noch ein Zimmer mit Aussicht gekriegt!

Bringt mich zu eurem Anführer

Ich erklär' euch nichts mehr, Popcorn, Trommelwirbel

Wieder so ein Kandidat, der sich mir noch nicht so ganz erschlossen hat, aber ich liebe das Assoziative in diesem Lied sehr, und die ganzen dramatischen Bilder für das mentale Chaos, das das lyrische Ich durchlebt.

Zurück

Und dann hoffen, das die Nacht lang wird Und mein Denken sich leise verliert In dem Zustand, den man So lang, so lang vermisst hat Und dann hoffen, dass die Nacht nicht endet Oh, und keine Berührung verschwendet Ich bin mehr, wenn ich hier bin Mehr, wenn ich hier bei dir bin

Vielleicht das einzige Lied vom Album, das ich ab und zu skippe, weil ich noch keinen so tiefen Bezug dazu finden konnte. Oder das vielleicht auch nicht wollte, weil, uhm, let's be real. I'd rather not think about the last time I was completely in the moment like that with another person.

Ein Brief meines 20-jährigen Ichs (Jedes Ideal ist ein Richter)

In deinem gespielten Optimismus, den verschollenen Idealen In jedem grauen Haar, in deinem Eigenheimsparplan Den Kitsch in deinen Texten, deinen Falten im Gesicht Seh ich, du hast immer noch die gleiche Angst wie ich Und du tust, was du musst, und du hoffst, dass es langt

Fuck, Marcus, ey. Was soll das. Keine Worte. Also borg ich mir die von Linus Volkmann: "Was ist bitte mit Wiebusch los? So intense kann doch eigentlich niemand texten!" 💯

TL;DR: Hab so viel Liebe für diese kleine scheiß Kackband, ich weiß gar nicht, wohin damit. 💙