#WE'RE DOING IT NO REGRETS

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much

Reference that I used for the face!

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[yutamayo]

But-

[vancalox]

thinking about how that solavellan ending actually Works for lavellans who want that hopeful ending but arent as forgiving abt the whole situation as veilguard presented it. and i do think in ashara's case, yes, she goes with him out of love, but more so out of duty. post trespasser she drops the name lavellan in favor of her family name, dhavise, since her place in the clan had already been cast into question and her allegiances with the chantry/solas are cause for doubt as to whether she's even welcome back anymore. but i think by the end of veilguard she's reaffirmed her identity as Lavellan no matter what, and truly does see herself as the Keeper of not just her own clan but of her whole modern people, and with that rekindled purpose she chooses to watch over them all by way of watching over fen'harel. protecting them by protecting him from himself. which ironically is the reason the dalish HAVE keepers in the first place

[claudia-lioncourt]

what if we get one last lesdaughter moment before the horrors. what if he tells her he doesn’t regret her. what if.

[truly-sincerely]

Snakehead posting

I'm compiling shit for what MI6 actually, canonically knows about Yassen Gregorovich and I wanted to share some of the highlights from riffing with @akilah12902

Jones be like "remember after the Damian Cray incident when Alex said Gregorovich saved his life?" Cuz I don't think MI6 knows about Yassen's part in s3 at all

Just that he saved Alex's life on AF1 and then they found a gun with his prints on it next to a dead sniper who was aiming a gun at the entrance to their building

so in the second half of snakehead I'm gonna cut away to them periodically being like "we really need to figure out what the fuck is going on with this hitman who keeps showing up in really weird places"

Gonna have Smithers putting together an unhinged Yassen timeline

"once again we have no idea where Yassen Gregorovich is" (he's like two blocks away having lunch with Alex)

@akilah12902: [Smithers' is] totally the one who hypothesizes yassen and alex spent some time together at scorpia

At which point it devolved into:

Jones, later: Are you telling me that at some point in the last two years Yassen Gregorovich defected from Scorpia and started working for Alex Rider and that Alex Rider failed to mention this to us?Smithers: That certainly seems to be the case

MI6: alex Alex: hey I only just found out about this for certain like a week ago!! Jones: for certain? Alex: well maybe he kept me from getting sniped by nile and i didn't tell you BUT

Jones: You told me he didn't say anything to you on Air Force One Alex: He might've said a couple things. Just small talk, really.

Jones: alexxxxx Alex: in my defense you remember how much of a shithead blunt was being at the time? Jones: so you just didn't TELL US the assassin said— Alex, muttering: that he was friends with my dad and if I found the Widow I could get answers Jones: [screams a little]

Alex: It was just luck that Kyra happened to have already stolen Smithers' phone so we could look into it without tell you anything

Jones: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

Smithers: [giggling quietly]

Alex: but he really was! Friends with my dad, I mean, that's uh. Why he ditched on Invisible Sword. Julia was bragging about having had my dad killed and how she was gonna do the same to me and he... Walked Jones: [stress headache for a WEEK]

Smithers: That must've been when he started killing off Scorpia executives Alex: He did what? Smithers: Oh yes, he's killed off half the board Alex: Now it makes sense Jones: WHAT MAKES SENSE? Alex: Why he wanted to get embedded with Winston Yu so bad

Smithers, to Jones: it's like Kyra Vashenko-Chao, except… More. (jones having told alex she's not stable)

Tom, in the corner: He yassassinated them

Jones: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE

Everyone else in unison: moral support

Smithers: also: yassassinated? Amazing. Spectacular. Absolutely going to see how many reports I can alter to use that instead

Kyra: It's only a yassassination if Yassen does it, otherwise it's a sparkling hit

[jvksolos]

"jayce has two hands!" yes and they were both holding viktor in the end <3

[morathor]

Pike and Scanlan getting married: I'm not into this but it's the end of the campaign. It's easy enough to let it go and move on. Pike indicating she and Scanlan are amicably divorced: The knowledge that it didn't work out adds a bittersweet angle to the marriage that actually makes me like it more now. Whatever the fuck Pike and Scanlan have going on now: This is a glorious disaster and I want like a million episodes of this.

[suzukiblu]

WIP Wednesday Game

Taken from @kedreeva.

It’s WIP Wednesday, time for a little accountability, sharing your work, and getting a kick in the pants.

Here’s how it works:

In a reblog of this post (so people can find you in the notes) or new thread (w/ rules attached) if you want to play on your own, post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to play!

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can't share from (for example, an event or gift fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.

That’s it! You can invite others to join in, or just post. I’ll be searching the reblogs to find people to send asks to!

If you’re reading this, you’re invited!

If you see someone posting a WIP Wednesday Game snippet, send them an ask! Make them write.

file names:

omegaverse nursing

feral omega murder-nanny Jason and pup Damian in the League

Krypton lives and Kara did not sign up for this

Billy adopts Conner and it actually goes pretty good!

YJ accidental baby acquisition

snippet from "YJ accidental baby acquisition":

"Thank you," Tim says, dropping the swab into the evidence bag. Kenley eyes him sourly for a last long moment, then makes a point of looking at Vic instead. Tim feels distinctly ignored. 

That's definitely not because Kenley's stopped seeing him as a potential threat, he knows, and can't help suspecting it's that they trust Kon more than they don't trust him. 

Or they think Kon's going to be easier to manipulate than the rest of them, given the clone factor, and–

"You're doing good, Kenley," Kon says, giving Kenley another gentle little squeeze. Tim remembers, again, how quickly he had that name to hand. "Want a lollipop or something after this? Gar's probably got some kicking around if Bart doesn't.” 

"Why?" Kenley asks. 

"This is basically your first doctor's appointment," Kon says reasonably. "Lollipops are traditional, right?" 

". . . hm," Kenley says, brow just barely creasing assessingly. 

"Kon, they've never eaten anything in their life and you want to start them off with candy?" Cassie asks, putting her hands on her hips and looking exasperated by the idea. 

"Yeah," Kon replies with a shrug. "Tasting stuff for the first time is really overwhelming, simpler flavors are easier to start with. Not gonna want to order them paneer right now, you know? Maybe get them some of those bottled smoothies to start, actually, on that note. I puked the first couple times I tried eating and I'm pretty sure my teenage stomach was more capable of handling solid food than a kindergarten one is gonna be. Plus sugar tastes good, and Kenley should get to taste something good for their first time." 

"Oh, uh, good idea," Cassie says, blanching slightly. Tim empathizes with the urge to backpedal on saying the wrong thing here. Deeply empathizes. He's not sure it would've even occurred to him to make sure that Kenley's first experience with taste was a positive one or that they might have trouble with solid food right off the bat, himself. 

Kon's "ours" comment is both making more and more sense and also is probably for the best, at this point. 

“What flavor do you wanna try?” Bart asks Kenley, peering curiously at them. “Wonder Girl's favorite is cherry and mine's orange and Robin's is green apple, so you might like one of those or you could try–” 

“Mango,” Kenley says, burying their face in Kon's chest and gripping his jacket again. 

. . . that's Kon's favorite, Tim knows. 

And he'd be a lot less concerned by that choice if Bart had actually mentioned that fact. Especially because mango is a much, much more specific and unusual candy flavor than something like grape or lemon.

[nightfal1n]

Day left until chapter 112

10 days

[lines-on-ice]

On the tracks of Yuri On Ice in Barcelona - Day 2 Part 2

In which we are going to Las Arenas.

"But what is Las Arenas?" were you asking. Well, it's a mall. And you can get on the roof. From the roof you can see a pretty palace :

And if you turn slightly to the right you can also see....

The red towers! We actually found them on our very first day in town but didn't have any props to take the pictures and decided to come back later for a proper shooting.

Once again, finding the perfect angle was a funny detective game, but we were guided by the love of Gays and Ice:

Speaking of Gays on Ice, our lovebirds decided to join too! @tony-dreams was very happy to lend them a hand (I'm just posting this so I can hear him laugh at the awful pun, don't mind me).

After that you can imagine we were rather hungry so we took everyone to eat a nice meal...

We have other visits planned so, stay tuned!

[boyfriendyke]

there r a lot of things about the myth of psyche and eros that makes me a little insane but one of them has always been the tasks from aphrodite and the unfairness of it. they're not intended to be possible. they're so obviously not meant to be possible, and psyche isn't fucking hercules, you know, she's not a demigod or whatever, she's mortal and these aren't mortal tasks!! it's why psyche has to be helped with each one, fucking by like ants and river gods and shit. and so like. idk. i know ppl see psyche and eros as like a story about love and shit which obviously it is but as a kid psyche and eros always felt like a story about being able to accept help

[cybertron-after-dark]

Give it up for Reflector, folks! Third most hateful little bastard on Cybertron, desperate to be top dog in the surveillance game by any means necessary, haunted by choices he refuses to admit he regrets! :D

His "brothers?" They're just puppets. Spare shells he controls, he just needs them to form his altmode. They've always been puppets. Stop asking about it.

[whositmcwhatsit]

[andorshitdaily]

Coming soon....The Dead Poll

Whaddup Wandor Wednesday Warriors. Happy Monday. As we know, there's just a couple days left of the Stare Wars so that means a new bracket will be on the way soon.

But!

The usual Wandor Wednesday Wars competition will be on hold for a week before we get to try out a new format (it's looking like a ninja warrior competition, which will be very fun to imagine).

In the meantime, in honor and remembrance of all the characters we lost in Season One, we'll be holding a new competition:

THE DEAD POLL

(originally going to be the Dead Pool, but a fortunate typo occurred)

Here's what you need to know:

MAJOR SPOILERS!!!! DO NOT LOOK OR PARTICIPATE IF YOU DO NOT YET KNOW OR WANT TO KNOW HOW PEOPLE DIE IN THIS SHOW!!!!!

A normal single-elimination bracket

Choosing the most ICONIC death from Season One (not the funniest or saddest or whatever else and definitely not a character popularity thing!!!)

Poll rounds will be ONE DAY ONLY -- not week-long polls like usual, so this whole thing will only take a few days

The bracket and matchups:

Xaul vs. Jayhold Beehaz

Karis Nemik vs. Pre-Mor Chuds

Maarva Andor vs. Verlo Skiff

Kenari Alpha leader vs. Alkenzi TIE pilots

Corporal Kimzi vs. Yellow Pincushion Republic guy

Ulaf vs. guy Nemik shoots

Kravas Drezzer vs. Arvel Skeen

Salman Paak vs. Corv

North-3 vs. Taramyn Barcona

Ferrix hotel guard vs. Birnok

Zap Rod vs. Nurchi

Timm Karlo vs. Narkina Newman

Lieutenant Gorn vs. Xanwan

Clem Andor vs. Colonel Petigar

Anto Kreegyr vs. Veemoss

Sparta vs. Sparky

If you can't decode my silly character names (and I doubt you can for some), send me an ask!

Polls begin Thursday!

[neige-leblanche]

i honestly think the stress of my job is bad for my health tbh