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The horseman won't be headless after I'M done with him
#ghouldtimetalks#monster fucker#happy halloween#october#tis the season#halloween#WE LOVE THE HORSEMAN#GIVING HIM A HEAD IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE#won't stop#can't stop won't stop#headless horseman#and yes its meant to be vaguely threatening#first of the month#spooky season#BRING ON THE BONES#yes i also mean that in more ways than one#monster fucking#monster lover
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what even was the point of wanting to make helluva about 'messy romance and complex characters' if they can't commit to that at even the most basic level. the narrative will just decide that a character has done wrong without explaining what or how, it'll completely ignore or justify legitimately dubious things, it's so desperate to tell you exactly how to feel about certain characters...
stella's dialogue is so cartoonishly on-the-nose evil and she has no actual motivations. none of stolas' mistakes are acknowledged until now, 2 seasons in (and even then, they're trying to justify them), half the stolitz-related conflicts are almost comically childish. blitz yelled at stolas, which is mean. instead of looking at this with nuance, blitz is in the wrong, and stolas is not. there is a wrong party and a right party, every time. there are no shades of grey.
where's the complexity? these characters range from cardboard to slightly thicker cardboard with maybe a drawing of a frowny face on it, except the frowny face changes colours every time you look at it because the writers worship inconsistencies.
#helluva boss critical#if your character driven show has boring or bland characters im going to be mean about it!! im sorry!!!#i love weird messy shitty characters honestly. helluva i am BEGGING YOU!!#they're so scared of you liking or disliking the 'wrong' character#they want to tell you how to feel so badly. dont get invested in stella. she is bad.#stolas isnt doing anything wrong. you shuold like stolas. he is good.#we havent actually written many of blitz mistakes into the narrative. the ones that exist are dumb#but hes actually very flawed. we'll tell you this no matter how dumb or not at all his fault the conflicts are. because#-checks notes- hes bojack horseman apparently#i love falling down stairs. recreationally. i do this for fun
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANGO !!! :3c 🍔✨
i legit found out yesterday last night but i was too tired to make something at the time so i began manifesting for a snowtrapped remaster UIGJEFDSXIUHJK
LEGIT I REMEMBER THINKIN AS A JOKE TO MYELEF "it would soooo cool if they added mango's art on their bday lmao" AND IT HAPPENED BRO THAT IS SO FUKIN AWESOME SRSLY CONGRATULATIONS U SRSLY DESERVE IT IUGJHBDECSX
i need to yeet now to eat and do hw but i really wanted to make smth for u even if its a bit scrappy atm aaa but i hope u like it man 💛🍔
#OKAY BUT SRSLY I SCREAMED FINDING OUT IT WAS A MATPAT THEORY EPISODE HOLY SHIT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I LOVE MATPAT#AND I STILL SCREAM ABOUT THE FACT MATPAT LEGIT FOLLOWS SMG4 ON TWITTER LIKE WHAT I WANT THE LORE TO THAT#SMG4 TREATED U SO WELL TODAY MANGO I SRSLY HOPE UR HAVING A GOOD BIRTHDAY TODAY AAAAA#im going to be thinking of smg4 matpat for the rest of the day now#WAIT WHAT IF WE CREATED A SMG4 AU GAMETHEORY-#okay no wait i need to be stopped and actually eat holy shit please ignore this dumbass ramble#OH SHIT TAGS RIGHT#mango#smg4#smg4 oc#HAPPY BIRTDHAY MARIO HORSEMAN UYHIEFJKDWSXZ#tsb official
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it’s a shame we didn’t get to see more Schnozmo I want to know more about that fucker
is. is this anything. I bet he and Mama Cosma had a very strained relationship.
#fop fanart#fairly oddparents#schnozmo cosma#fop schnozmo#cosmo cosma#fop cosmo#fop mama cosma#my art#in a weird sad mood so take this#how do you draw this guy’s NOSE it’s pmo#how much older is Schnozmo#the age old question#no pun intended#teehee#we don’t even know what schnozmo’s relationship with their parents is like#how young was he when papa cosma turned into a fly. do you think they were close. was he devastated.#I don’t actually think he’d hold it against cosmo#he may be a sleazy conman but he does love his little brother#I bet he hates mama cosma though. who doesn’t though am I right.#I was watching bojack horseman recently#see if I were schnozmo I’d go no contact with mama cosma#okay NOW I’m going to bed goodnight y’all
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i have no idea what happens in house md s8 except that wilson gets diagnosed with terminal cancer and it's crazy to me as an endpoint because it just seems so empty. i'm 99% sure most of the original cast has moved on by that point, the show has gone on for two long, the only thing that's left is these two forces that have been orbiting each other since the beginning of the show. and from what i can tell, they're (still!) each other's only friend, and wilson dies. the characters are almost trapped in the confines of the show, doomed to feel completely alone from start to finish. there's something about it that's existential in the same way as the last act of 2001: a space odyssey, or when the guy falls through time in interstellar, for some reason. the universe is empty and cruel and it does not care about you and life and love are fleeting. wilson asks house to tell him he loves him and house tells him no.
#i just watched the 'i need you to tell me you love me' scene on youtube. im going insane#what do you mean house gets through 8 seasons and still cant be nice to wilson when wilson is DYING. lmfao#is it really so hard to make a character arc... can we not have house reciprocate wilson's affection for him openly. just once.#and not in the secret calculating acts of service way he normally does. i mean OPENLY#also im sure my perception of things isnt accurate to how they actually play out im sure its different but by god does it seem pessimistic😭#if i wanted to watch a middle aged man ruin his life and almost get better on a loop for several seasons#until he and his best friend are driven apart#id watch bojack horseman. lmao#still gna finish house tho....#hilson#thunder watches house md
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Hey J!
Because it’s Halloween I had a good request idea…what if we drew The Headless Horseman chasing Marty on a horse in 1820?
(sorry I was rewriting the story, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow)
just a request
I apologize for the time it took to get this done but I couldn’t just doodle this idea. No no no, I had to do a little more…
Just a quick trip to 1820, they said. The Headless Horseman isn’t real, they said. After this trip, Marty would argue otherwise…
Okay no but actually I meant to do this ask a whole lot sooner because it’s so good but ofc I couldn’t just leave it at a sketch lol. I am. So damn proud of this silly thing. From the horse, to the rendering, to all the small details, I am so incredibly proud of this Halloween piece. It might have taken a week longer than intended because of rehearsals and my seeing Beetlejuice the Musical (10/10 btw) but I have done it! Hopefully I can get back to silly sketches now I say, pointedly ignoring the other full out piece sitting in my program.
Anyway, I hope I did your idea justice! Thanks for the amazing little spooky idea
#warning: little bit of blood. it is the HEADLESS horseman after all…#this took. so long#screw horse anatomy btw#heck no#not again#(Will probably end up drawing another horse in a month lol)#anyway I promise I see y’all’s asks#some of them require a little more work tho because I cannot do things halfway lmao#keep sending ideas people I love reading them!!!#knock knock- who’s there? obligatory tags!#back to the future#bttf#my art#bttf fanart#back to the future fanart#marty mcfly#until we meet again!
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There's a certain something something to Bojack Horseman that makes it not really furry media despite ostensibly having all the elements it needs. I think I need to rewatch that Patricia Taxxon video bc for the life of me I cannot figure out what it is
#is it the art style? the content?#i feel like furry stuff today and furry stuff of the 90s i occasionally see and like disney robin hood is all on a continuum#like theres a timeline there#but bojack horseman is like. outside of that#but how???#it literally cant be#i just dont see it and think furry#i do remember the video mentioning sensory elements of furry content which#in all honesty#bojack horsman does Not do im my memory#like dog characters act like dogs but theyre not fluffy even if they technically are#funny how they confirmed horse characters have horse dicks tho. thats histerical love it 10/10 no notes#the art style is probably part of it a bit tho because every animal is just animal head + fur or feathers or whatever + normal human torso#regardless of anything#with no tail#except one scorpion#so its stylized but its not flexible like most furry stuff is#i dont wanna say it doesnt allude towards the autistic though because i really have no idea#might send her an ask#theres also the fact that the characters arent fursonas unless they reference someone specific and then they rarely are mesnt ro mean shiblt#beyond puns#like mr. pb isnt someone as a dog. hes a dog#but maybe all furry stuff is like that#i think the animal stuff in BH is meant to be entertaining and connect the audience to a certain reality where accidently winning a ski race#to become governor of california is possible in the same universe as serious decades long history of alcoholism#having the MC be a horse opens the door for him to drink comical levels of alcohol and be a former sitcom character in-universe#which is a) funny as fuck and b) makes it easier to stay invested as the show slowly but steadily tells you in season 1 early on that ->#things do matter in this show and the things you find funny are also frequently very real and we will tell tou what the difference is if#you listen. so theres that#hit tag limit gdnt
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Bojack Horseman doodles I made long long ago. That show ruined me.
Then I started watching Moral Orel to get even more railed.
#I hate ALL of them#except Todd#we all love Todd#bojack#bojack horseman#art#my art#bojack horseman diane#diane nguyen#bojack horseman todd#todd chavez#mr peanutbutter
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the sad boys
#bojack horseman#blitzo#would they be friends? i have no idea#i kinda think bj would ahte him at first bec he reminds him of himself but then get over it later#he would def respect how much love blit has for his daughter or maybe be jealous cause he failed his sorta daughters ..#why pin em agianst eachother when we can enjoy em both?#helluva boss#gifs
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doing the math and i'm pretty sure chilchuck is getting his bow back next week, and we might finally get to meet the canaries (the elves), if not next week then definitely the week after!
#sorry - the post above is so short compared the the hour long rabbit hole i just went into trying to figure out#if we'd get mithrun's reveal before the end of this season lmao#and i dont think we will!#unless they really rework a bunch of timing!#my guess right now is - ep19 will be the hag/nightmare/ice golem/barometz (getting to know izutsumi etc)#maybe ending with marcille's nightmare or something but#ep20 will be the surface interlude from egg as well as the golden country stuff#21 will be senshi backstory o'clock#22 will be all the mushroom ring fallout from one of my favorite monsters you-know-what#and that ends with them having that heart to heart on the trolley deciding how they're going to save falin again#which is frankly a really good ending for the season! I can see them ending it here if the timing works out#THAT or the flashback conversation Laios has right after the succubus chapters#I can see them fitting the bicorn/horseman/succubus into episode 23/24#the problem there is. mithrun's reveal happens in the two chapters right after laios has his big conversation#and i would LOVE to end on mithrun's reveal but thats really pushing it for 24 episodes#maybe we'll get more than 24 episodes??#but assuming 24...#they might push all the kabru and mithrun scenes to another cour and wrap it up with the big important conversation/vision laios has#wont know until we see what they do!!
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The hatred of Horse Girls is rooted in sexism. Horse Girls have something you haters long to have: Love, whimsy, and the unabashed ability to embrace their inner femininity. You long to let your hair flow in the wind while running through a field, just like these girls and their horses. Check yourself. The closet is made of glass.
#horse girl#horse girls#horseblr#love and whimsy#bojack horseman#back in the 90s we didn't make fun of any hooooooooorse girlssssss#politics
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how have i never drawn sarah lynn before?
#this looked better as a sketch i think...#side note we need more art of sarah lynn with chaotic bastard energy#yes she's an incredibly tragic character but also she's insane and could absolutely kill someone if she wanted to and i love that about her#sarah lynn#sarah lynn bojack#bojack horseman#bjhm#bojack art#bojack fanart#bojack netflix#my art#artists on tumblr#traditional art#traditional drawing#pen drawing#illustration#traditional illustration#inked drawing#lil's art 2023
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a good long while ago @sadpizazz tagged me to list five songs i currently listen to, then tag ten more people - i've discovered some new favourites lately so this was v fun to think about!
the arcadian wild | liar spotify has been really into recommending me a personalized "melancholic mix" lately (thanks) and this song feels like it got stuck on the insides of my eyelids. songs to weep alone at night to. phenomenal bridge.
mcr | hang 'em high when mx way said "that girl's not right in the brain / mass convulsions strike the choir by the grace of god" he did that for me specifically
the trials of cato | gawain one of the coolest songs i've found this year; i really love the quiet (badly mixed lmao) start & the escalation throughout. and the lyrics? "just a small town shame / the land that once you loved is not the same"? thank you kings
joan baez | sad-eyed lady of the lowlands her version of this has a special place in my heart and also i think every song should be at least ten minutes long like, in general
lilli furfaro | empty vessels actually i highly recommend this artist in general bc she has nowhere near the listeners she deserves, but also for the fact that she seems to mostly tweet about critical role in her downtime which is a whole vibe
tagging @starkey, @kazimirov, @gellavonhamster, @byrons, @percybysshes, @bookish-huntress, @campgender, @silverskyy, @larkspurgf & @pyrrhlc if anyone feels like sharing w the class. 🌼
#actually the album that gawain is on. hide and hair. is so good#i didn't want to put two trials of cato songs in this but their cover of my love's in germany? ohhh boy#like in general whenever a folk band made up of principally male vocalists is like#''i think we should cover this lament for My Beloved Who Is Fighting In The War''#they make it TWICE as heartwrenching as it already is. the power of queer longing as a song ingredient. off the charts#i had this realisation listening to andy thelongestjohns cover bonny light horseman on a banjo jamming livestream. lifechanging stuff#thanks for the tag! :') this was v fun#tag games#music
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Bojack? Horseman? Don't know 'em.
#bojack horseman#my art#toywolfmaker#Guru gore#colorsssss#yes we are in love with a depressed self deprecating self destructive horse man#shrimple#bojack fanart
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Instead of working on my Wings of Freedom or my other anime tatts I have planned, I'm gonna be doing a Bojack Horseman reference to The View From Halfway Down poem 😅
It sucks BC most of the stuff I love involve quotes so literally a huge portion of my stick n pokes are just words lol .but . Idc.
I'm excited.
#we love being depressed & cool and expressing that through body mods#mayo poke yuta#<- new tag for tatts#bojack horseman#view from halfway down#the view from halfway down#secretariat#anime#yutamayo
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ok handels messiah is just as wonderfully dreadful as i remember it why does he write tenor lines like that. what the hell man
#the hallelujah line is just like incomprehensible#he just makes you fucking jump down an octave at one point i’m pretty sure???#at least we’re singing this with another choir because otherwise it would just be me and this one other guy#and bless him he’s lovely but i think he’s gonna struggle with handel which i mean i don’t blame him#at least ive done three of the choruses already so i can help ?#it’s weird doing messiah again i can’t lie#cause we did it at school last last december meaning i was Experiencing The Motions at the time#meaning i associate it with like bojack horseman and persona 5 royal#like when it says wonderful counsellor in one of them i remember going ‘no way just like maruki except not’#and being in the classroom and fuck i’m never gonna go in those classrooms again#oh that’s a weird feeling i hadn’t processed that bit yet that’s just gone forever. the poor music department i do miss it#but no i remember going in at lunchtime and only like 4 people showing up to do these extra compulsory rehearsals#and the music teacher lookin so concerned at my deteriorated sleep deprived state#and me realising that he wasn’t entirely completely mean and evil#man i hope i never have to do haydn’s creation again#not only did i sing soprano (what the fuck) i was going through it at the time#man that’s really how that all was huh#why’d i deal with evil guy for so long that’s surreal#anyway right music am i right#ezra’s real life rambles#ezra likes music
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